>Lets get down, Janny.

>>218949940
printer ink is expensive. You don't want to get it dirty

>buck breaking session on his first night
Did Tariq write this movie?

Anon, your paperwork. Where the fuck is it.

>>218949940
i just saw this flick yesterday. Money has to be the most retarded faggot in that prison. Married to fucking Lake Bell, just take the ass rape and do the 2 years or whatever it was

This whole movie is dumb. He should have just kept to himself and fought back when necessary. Yes, it would suck. Prison sucks. But it would be over quicker and he could make a clean break when it was done.

But then he wouldn't get to be the "shot caller" I guess. Whoop dee do.

>>218951298
He had to be the shot caller. Don’t you understand?! HE HAD TO BE THE SHOT CALLER!

i'm the one who calls the shots

>>218951458
Oh really fish? What happens when the toads come to push your shit in?

>>218950146
Immediately start throwing down.

Prison really is /fitlit/ paradise.

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>>218951403
y tho

No gang or nazi tattoos. Getting those gets you registered as a gang member by the prison system and you are under heavier watch

>>218951298
The wife of his friend who passed away was also a douche move.

>>218950146
>>218950146
1 sec :) it's in my hoop

>>218952329
*her suing them for the death of his friend when she knows it was an accident and they got in the car knowing how much he had to drink.

>>218950146
Are you supposed to put it in plastic before hooping it up your butthole?

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>>218952191
But.... i think everybody already knew this...

Rene boxer enriquez is out of prison and wes Watson is going back in for 5 new felonies.

>>218951838
Because while nice tits and luscious DSLs are temporary, calling shots is forever.

>>218952576
Money wasnt in the mix.

>>218950068
reminds me I bought this printer used it fine for like 4 different things I needed printed over weeks and then suddenly it stops working, troubleshooting a printer like that when its not an ink cartridge problem is fucking impossible

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>>218951013
>just take the ass rape and do the 2 years or whatever it was
Money wouldn't even have gotten raped. Blacks in California prisons only rape other blacks. If they tried raping someone of another race, it would be a full blown race riot

How many burpees can you guys do? I havent exercised in years but want to tey again.

>>218952787
White men have flat asses why would a brother want to rape that?

>>218951298
in the movies universe he wouldve been raped or stabbed if he didn't gang up

>>218952783
It is deliberate obsolescence by the printer cartels. They even work with the fbi so that every printer has a u squeeze tag when they print a picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSWDxCdDFdY&list=FLwR351xnUV81O3BAD0gJGjA&index=17

you woods best be puttin in the work

>>218952787
When you walk in that zesty you’re just asking for it.

>>218953120
lmao at me watching this and having to look away and my instinct was to pause like I'm missing something. I tried to do some of these after watching Shot Caller and can do a decent number of pushups but the leg motion moving them forward like that is impossible for me, i'm not fat I just can' ergonomically figure it out like my brain won't tell my body to do those motions

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>>218952787
source?

>>218949940
He meant use clean needles. HIV can be shared through prison tattoo guns.

>>218952555
>toad
>buster
they really captured the dialogue one would expect of a white prison gang member

>>218953305
Faggot

>>218952787
why is this a thing tolerated in a supposedly civilized society? Yeah, we just let rape happen in some of our institutions, it's kinda funny actually, we make jokes about it all time.

>>218954246
To make it serve as a deterrent and make people less likely to commit crime and go to prison. Like what executions were meant to do in medieval times.

>>218952787
dang americans be wild fruity fr

>>218954246
it isn't reality
hollywood jews just fetishize prison rape

>>218954246
You want to fuck a woman
You compromise

>>218954246
>civilized society
>JewSA

>>218954291
honestly, I'd rather be given the option directly; execution or rape

so... Pakled genocide, yay or nay?

Is prison just a bunch of men running around grabbing each other asses and raping butts?
Sounds like a bunch of fags

so realistically speaking. Would he have gone to a camp or a low security prison? It seems they send him to a med/high

Money's lawyer screwed him so bad. He should've fought it and never taken the deal. It's been awhile since I seen the movie but I remember the lawyer talking to him like they were old friends. I think he cheaped out and got a shitty lawyer friend to represent him. There's no way they would've thrown the book at him in LA. It doesn't matter if he killed somebody or if there was a traffic cam thst caught everything. All the prosecutors and judges are soft on crime here. Also the lawyer's suggestion to Money about acting tough as soon as he gets on the yard. Wtf that lawyer was almost as bad as the lawyer in Con Air.

>>218956691
The lawyer just wanted him out of the way so he could call the shots with his wife.

>>218951298
imagine giving up your one shot to be a shot caller to do less time. this is brown and homosexual coded

>>218954246
its a meme from the mind of demented jews, not reality

>>218954246
Most sex that occurs in prison is consensual. Having said that I agree, rape shouldn't be tolerated. Any further crimes in prison shouldn't be tolerated. They have no right to privacy, but cameras fucking everywhere and execute anyone that commits another crime in prison.

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>>218952555
That shaved down rabbi with SS bolts takes me out of the movie.

When I was in prison we would get one of the lads to dress up as a girl for a bit of a cuddle in the evening but he liked it. We used to call him Mary. One of the other lads married him when he got out. We all went to the wedding and it was like a prison reunion and a couple of the fellas even blew each other in the bathroom for old times. sake.

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>>218953305
It is well known in California you disingenuous faggot. Look it up.

>>218958055
Wholesome

>>218951837
If they have a good library (they don’t).

>>218952555
Wait, Joun Berntal is white?

>>218958055
Just dudes being bros.

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>>218952787
why would everyone just butt fuck another man? How does a man's ass even get you hard? Is every prisoner really gay?

>>218958862
to be in a prison gang you have to put in work and get fully hard for men's asses. It's a different world in there

>>218958033
You definitely won't like alpha dog.

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>>218959273
Ben Foster and Justin Timberlake were actually good, and even though I cannot stand Emily Hirscheberg, it was a fun movie.

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Start doing this

>>218959364
Ben Foster also has white supremacist tattoos.

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>>218960045
You fail to see the difference so I will explain:
Foster was based on a real guy who was jewish but ran with woods or skinheads. That is common in CA and the penal system (see The Hulk AKA Tyler Bingham)
Compare that with a weird little jewish guy (masku sumthin guy) who tries to act like a White guy but does not fit the role. He took me out of the movie. Maybe if he played up his jewiness like Foster's character did.

>>218959790
The human animal isnt a real book.

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paperworkbros... it's over...

>>218964243
He's gonna show his hooped paperwork and run the yard the second he lands in one.

>>218964243
Hooping paperwork and putting in work only makes him stronger. He got out the first time to become a multi millionaire, now's he's probably gonna be president when he's out. It's over.

>>218964243
Dafuq does Dago mean?

>>218964852
It means he's elf made.

>>218952555
why "bottles"?

>>218965156
used to hoop his paperwork in a bottle like a pirate

>>218958862
>man's ass even get you hard? Is every prisoner really gay?
black men have more estrogen than men of other ethnicities. this leads to more homosex

>>218954246
Most of it is "semi" consensual at the least, it really does seem to be a black thing, and "white gangs" were formed almost entirely to police that behaviour. It's basically mostly only somewhat coerced for protection or taking turns being prison gay

>>218951298
Even within the framework of the movie he was never actually expected to go all in, problem is he got caught in the prison riot so he was fucked

>>218954246
society does not care for male rape. in fact most men think it's funny when it's not them getting rammed

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>>218951838
ball's on the basket Wood

>>218950146
youre not validated yet Fish, you dont get to make that call

>gets sent to supermax for vehicular manslaughter as his first offense
yeah nah

>>218968046
He got sent after they witnessed him stab an inmate.

>>218968070
are you retarded? he already was in supermax when that happened, that just added more charges

>>218954246
Criminals are like animals and prisons are zoos, you don't complain when monkeys ass rape eachother at the zoo do you? You just laugh at the silly animals being silly.

>>218968046
Judge was making an example, they say so in the movie.

>>218968097
Wrong, he was with bottles in a medium yard with the bunkbeds.

>>218968137
...in a supermax prison

>>218968196
I guess. I do rember he gets sentenced to the dangerous yard.

>>218968115
Would never happen to an upstanding white collar white man

>>218964852
Slur for Italians iirc.

>>218970538
in this context its san diego, where that nigga is from

>>218952787
anal is not that easy, i tried anal with my gf and i couldn't put it in, and never tried it again

>>218970921
You're an idiot

>>218971026
feel free to watch watsons videos where he elaborates on this point himself

>>218949940
His motivation for putting his whole family in danger was fucking retarded
>hurdur i gotta stop this gun shipment, they surely wont gent guns anywhere else, yes its worth it to put my family in danger

>>218951298
In the California prison system, it is organized with extreme enforcement on staying with your race - even if you are not in a gang - you have to align with your race if anything happens - whites that are not affiliated still have to group in the woodpile.

>>218968046
he didn't go to a supermax lol

>>218971222
The libtards are pushing hard against this btw, they want to mix all the cells so all the gangs and races are mixed together because its le racist, even though it would cause massive amounts of violence and death.

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>"The Lannisters send their regards"

>>218971277
ok whatever penitentiary

>>218971316
>even though it would cause massive amounts of violence and death.
When has that ever stopped them before?