How would (you) have escaped the mob and the FBI if you had just won over $2M?
>Anon, right?
>>218950106I wouldn't escape at all, I would listen to what it had to say and that's what no one did.
>>218950106i would just use my money to invent a cloning mechanism then clone myself so it stays with the mob and i would be in florida or wherever the fuck
Buy my way out. Offer Tony a million.
>>218950106I'd move to China.
Kill Tony with no motiveLet the mozzarells freak out over who could have done it and escape in the confusion
>>218950106Join the CIA, the FBI can't do shit because lol federal police and the CIA funds the mob.
>>218950330bet that would work actually, then again he'd expect a cut anyways but not 1 mil probably
>>218950227That costs $3 million chud
Tell them I have cancer and I’m leaving the crew to spend as much time with my family be for I die.As a couple of months move to another country without telling them
>>218950330he tried that
I would suck off a bunch of black dudes and swallow their loads.
>>218950522Tony would ask for a doctor's note
>>218950693Pay a doctor $2 million to write the note. Simple as.
>>218950693Ujene as cansurDr Provalone
Literally just leave, they were a glorified crew with a reach that extended about as far as the outermost street on the garbage route. Just go to France.
@218950683i wish that was me>>218950693A doctors note that says you don't suck cock?
>pussy doesnt answer his phone >WHERE THE FUCK IS PUSS? I CANT FIND PUSSY ANYWHERE!!!! and>top captain of DiMeo family exposed as a cock sucking poofta>everyone wants to murder him>the motherfucking ACTING BOSS of the the bigger and more powerful crime family who controls new york, with his resources, is personally hunting you down trying to kill you as well>the gay captain knows its do or die, he needs to hide from 2 whole crime families>proceeds to drive 5 hours away and do nothing except get an alias>5 hours away from 2 crime families>entire episodes of WHERE THE FUCK IS VITO???? HES GOTTA GOOO!!>gay retard captain is a fucking ghost for the 2-3 months he spent FIVE HOURS AWAY>only caught when he does gay retard shit and tries to reconnect with the crew because he cant work the wagie lifeyet, we still have dumb cunts, every single fucking other week, asking "DURRR HOW WUD EUGENE ESCAPE DURH" FUCKING NIGGERSHE WASNT EVEN A CAPTAIN HE WAS A GLORIFIED ENVELOPE, 1 FUCKING OVERNIGHT TRIP TO FLORIDA, NEW NAME, NEW LIFE, AND ITS FUCKING FINISHED. 2 WEEKS OF TONY ASKING WHERE HE IS AND THEN HED FUCK SOME RANDOM RUSSIAN SLUT AND MOVE ONEUGENE WAS A GOD DAMN FUCKING IDIOT, TOP 5 IDIOTS IN TV
>>218950106move out of that shithole to a first world country
>>218950106He should have killed Tony instead of taking the chickenshit way out.
>>218950106Just fucking disappear and def not tell my mob buddies.
>>218953822Fucking hell i havent even mentioned that animal blundettoOne of the more powerful crime family members who occupy new york is vengeful and hunting him down, where does he hide? 2 fucking hours away, STILL IN NEW YORK, what happens, entire episodes of>where the fuck is that animal, tony>fuck off phil >fuck you soprano i have no idea where this man is its like hes gone to the moon, where is he hidingFOR WEEKS. 2 HOURS AWAY. NOT EVEN DISGUISED BUYING GROCERIESEugene deserved worse for how much of a dumbfuck he was
Go into witness protection and keep the money with a new identity. It's simple.
>>218950385You might be on to something there. By that time Junior was already demented and he'd the only one that could figure out that it was probably Eugene who killed Tony since he wasn't around no more.
>>218953990Yup, smash up your place a bit to make it look like there was a struggle, maybe leave a little blood and boom, mob buddies think you got snatch-wacked
>>218953822Tony wasn't looking for him but he told Phil he was taking care of it
>>218950603He gave Tony a taste, like 10% which is not a bad day at work but it apparently wasn’t more than what was expected. Which is bullshit, family inheritances should be off limits to everyone but the person its coming to.
>>218954422tonys crew assuredly was though, benny and his guys tracked him down before he sped away
>>218954468>He gave Tony a taste, like 10% which is not a bad day at work but it apparently wasn’t more than what was expected.There was MAYBE 20 g's in that envelope, which is a nice gesture but certainly not buying your way out of the mob money, even in 2006 or whatever. I think 10% of 2 million would have gotten a much bigger reaction out of Tony.
>>218954047NY is huge and everything outside the NYC metro area might as well be another state, thousands of square miles of hills and woods. Vermont might as well be another planet.
the fbi can actually find you if you move to another country retards, op didn't say you'd have to escape just the mob
>>218954853>fbi going to arrest you>hold a gun to your head and threaten to an hero >they stop>go home eat rice krispies>they show up at house>rinse and repeatok what next
>>218950106Don't move to Florida. Move to Pennsylvania or something.
> he does have beautiful hands
>>218950106>Fake death>Work with FBI>Leave my wife and junkie son so I can restart life as a 28(?) year old millionaire stud
$2m then is $3.3 million in today's dollars. He could set his family up in Italy, do some low level mob shit there to earn a little passive income
>>218950106>take half money >disappear>leave half to wife>no one knows what happened>another whoever did this situation like ralph
>>218955605>another whoever did this situation like ralpheveryone and their goomah knew tony raped ralphie, they all just fell in line
>>218955740>rapedGood morning, Kamal.
>>218950106>take greyhound to texas/mexico border>cross on foot into mexico>take flight from mexico to venezuela where there's no extradition with the us>buy house somewhere>marry a local venezuelan woman of italian descentThe only part I haven't figured out is how to get the money out of the country without raising flags
>>218953822I think you're severely overestimating the mob's information network. They don't have constant surveillance of every square inch of land in the radius of a 5 hour drive. They're mobs of densely populated areas.Gene was fucked because he had the mob AND the FBI telling him he can't leave. Escaping the New Jersey mob is one thing, escaping the FBI is an entirely different beast.
>>218950901He wanted to go to Florida with his family, not France.
>>218955895Venezuela is a shithole.
>>218956993So is the US.
>>218950330Literally just leave the country. Thats what Furio did and nobody even bothered looking for him. Tony's crew is like 10 guys
>>218950106Unless I'm misremembering, just testify and keep the money. Everybody testifies and basically nobody gets killed over it. Even in the show which is way more murderous in real life the only time we see a guy get it post-testimony is a freak coincidence.
>>218959405>it's a tony thinks the italian mob is going to whack one of their own guys because tony's mad at him episode
>>218950106Fake my death, sneak over the southern border, get a private flight to some SEA country, finally get some plastic surgery and live the rest of my days in peace
>>218959328Sure thing Ivan. Back to your zemlyanka.
>>218959461Did they ever say what they had on him? Might have been a Pussy situation where even with cooperating he would do time.
>>218959405Tony's crew is way bigger than that. There's like 8 captains and each captain has about 5 made men working for them plus maybe a dozen associates.
>>218955071The FBI then arrests you and throws you in prison and if they're dicks about it, they drop hints to Tony that you're passing on info and he pays some Black guy to shank you with a sharpened toothbrush.
>>218959906Not if you suck off the black guys first
>>218950106With 2 mill, you can get just a little facial surgery and you're good. There was some millionaire scammer IRL that did that and nobody knows what they look like today.
>>218950106I never understood why he even told Tony about the money. Secondly, why didn't he just flee with the money to a non-extradition country? Two million is enough to live on and invest. Or, he could have laid low and flipped. After he cooperates, he gets to enjoy his money in witsec. Nobody on the show got to retire save for little Carmine. Everybody who did go to prison got passed over and treated like expendable dog shit.
>>218960279eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey he's not a fanook
He probably should have just gone to Florida and put the money somewhere to pay out interest, a small portion of which he could have sent back to Tony which almost certainly would have been more than his usual kick anyways. Tony initially thinks he wants to put his money on the street in Florida which also might not have been a bad idea, two million worth of coke shipped back to NJ even once would be a pretty nice nest egg.
>>218960292Mobsters invest in drugs and prostitutes
>>218959405yeah but thats also because furio was connected before meeting tony, he could probably get the old country to tell tony to fuck off
>>218960422You can't just put up money in someone else's territory. He'd have had to get the OK from Tony and whoever runs that area.
>>218960292>why he even told Tony about the moneyTo get a plot going for the show.
>>218953822yeah but the real issue is the feds, even if eugene tried to leave the country they could be on to him
>>218959548Go worship some more rich pedos.
How dumb was this guy to tell Tony he had money?
>>218960292An earn is an earn.Tony is "entitled" to his cut of it. Holding out can get you clipped.
>>218960618nta, fair enough then he should have flipped and went into witness protection. It beats hanging yourself and abandoning your family. None of what he did made any sense to me.
>>218950106>How would (you) have escaped the mob and the FBI if you had just won over $2M?Seeing as Eugene was an informant for the FBI, he ain't getting out of that except prison but he doesn't have to tell Tony about the money. Assuming the FBI lets him keep it, he should have put it a low risk investment fund for his retirement (assuming he retires and isn't killed or imprisoned).
>>218960719There would be no way for them to find out, who is going to say anything? He was already cooperating, the feds would not care about his little pocket change in the grand scheme of things
>>218960735That's what people miss. The feds were controlling him, hence just going AWOL was out of the question. He could've escaped Tony but not the FBI.
>>218960766They can find out anything, anon. Maybe you get away with it. Maybe you don't. If you start spending like a millionaire, they'll know you have money from something and you didn't kick up.
>>218960724oh yeah he was still a retard but I'm just saying why he couldn't go completely MIA that easy, witsec was his best bethowever for idiots like vito and tony b thats a different story, they absolutely should've dropped off the face of the planet
Vito had the perfect method for getting out of the mob, just get caught sucking dick and then run away, he only screwed it up by coming back.
Probably agree to testify and go into witness protection. They can't touch the 2 million inheritance and i'd tell my awful wife to put up with wherever we land. God she was a bitch
>>218960970>Vito had the perfect method for getting out of the mob, just get caught sucking dick and then run away,Lmao The thinking man
>>218960970you forgot by also having a paradoxically tolerant boss that didn't want to go after him
>>218961531Carlo and the rest were still looking for him.
>>218961587no they weren't
>>218950106Would a mob boss REALLY take your inheritance or was that just for the plot?
>>218950106can you imagine that? you get a $2 million inheritance and one week later you're dangling from the ceiling?
>>218960970Phil was stubborn and would have tracked him down eventually. He wasn't that far away and he would have slipped up somehow.
>>218961602Yeah, they were, as was New York.
>>218950106Eugene's "backup" plan was decent. He wanted to wait around to see if things changed, like maybe Tony died or went to jail, new leadership, so he'd have another opportunity to ask out or just leave, and things would change at the FBI too in 6 or 12 months. He and wife could rent a vacation home to start, and he mentioned the negative things about Florida too -- his son could still score smack there etc. It was all pretty reasonable, more so than ACKing yourself. Sad scene. That's what I would do. Wait it out while planning a cagey move. It would have been very possible, but they wanted to show us Eugene absolutely stuck between Tony and the Feeb.
>>218950385I always wondered if that could work. Like, what if Chris just killed Tony randomly. Would anyone actually believe he did it?
>>218961684no, only phil was looking for him and even then not all that actively
>>218950885ha
>>218954047All right, you made good points, but you gotta get over it.
Did the members only jacket actually mean anything
>>218961791You should watch the show, anon, it was pretty good.
>>218950683Stick to the topic at hand Mr Spatafore...
>>218961883The only thing it meant was two points within the "same" season" being there. Well I say "the only thing" but I think Chase kept himself covered by titling one of the season 6 episodes "Member's Only", open to knowing how it might end
>>218950227the clone is in florida now. Did you forget?
>>218961990oh my last pointhe had no idea he was satisfied with, so it's ambiguous. maybe he's playing some 40 year long "when I die i'll say how it always was"
>>218954468> mob> not being fairThis is an OUTRAGE
>>218959906>they arrest you???? I just said threaten suicide with a gun whenever they approach to arrest, please properly read my posts before wasting my time replying with a worthless response
>>218961949I did.
>>218962254Then you know Carlo had men out looking and was talking of hiring an actual PI to find him. And if you think seething Phil wasn't looking for that finook, you are retarded.
>>218962596Phil was only able to find him when he came back, so if he was looking he wasn't looking that hard.I don't remember anything about Carlo having men out looking for him, it must've been some background dialogue or something.
>>218950106escaping the NJ mob would be easy. just move to montana or something. you'd have to go to a non-extradition country to escape the fbi without constantly living in paranoia.
>>218962222>I just said threaten suicide with a gun whenever they approach to arrestAnd the FBI will call his bluff and arrest him, as he's no longer useful as an informer. If he kills himself, no loss.
>>218960292>why he even told Tony about the money.I thought the same thing last time I watched it. Outside of the writers needing to make drama, he was optimistic and "reasonable," thinking he'll just let Tony know his lovely plans and T will say "Ah, Salute" lmao. No. Dude could've laid low after inheriting, then planned an exit. Tony and Crew aren't a futuristic global surveillance and tracking system. They're fatass crooks in New Jersey slowly dying from heart disease and worrying about their idiot families and friends. There are 330 million assholes in the US alone. Can't be that hard to start anew and hide among them in the 2000s. But he had to ACK himself for the plot ultimately.
>>218960925>witsec was his best bet>>218961108>go into witness protection.You need the FBI to agree to that and why would they, when it means losing their informant on the inside of Tony's operation.
>>218963487they had multiple informants and were just waiting for a big enough score against Tony to move on it. This dude probably had enough info to testify at that point. He was involved in murder conspiracies
>>218950106What the fuck was up with his face? Did he get plastic surgery that season?
>>218950106>webp.jpgkek
>>218950522>Tell them I have cancer and I’m leaving the crew to spend as much time with my family be for I dieDidn't work for Bobby's dad
>>218950106Wait for Tony to get whacked and leave.
>>218950106Just move to Oregon or something. They will never ever find you.
>>218964480>they had multiple informantsAll dead.
>>218959405>Thats what Furio didsweet summer child.
>>218960292He wanted to bribe Tony into letting him get away from the FBI. Tony would have wanted to know where a nobody like Gene got the means. Simple.
>>218963350They’re all too stupid to settle in a place they’ve never been or have no connection to. That’s why Vito couldn’t sit still and chill out in fagtown
Kick half to Tony & invest in bitcoin
>>218959328damn, you're so right. you should never ever come to our shithole, thanks.
>>218959870They were incompetent and relied on word of mouth, they weren't the FBI, you could move like 100 miles in a random direction and never be found.
>thank you for ratting out your fellow wops. here's a fuck huge tape recorder that's very noticeable and very much frowned upon in your "la familia" or whatever. put it on and have them say they're part of the mob and you're off the hook... no, no, this is your only option, you greasy, fat guinea... what? you want a smaller, less conspicuous wire? EL OH EL, WE'RE the ones do YOU a favor here, capichay?
>>218968960You're welcome.
>>218963350Yeah in retrospect this plotline was retarded as fuck. My estimation of David Chase as a man, just fucking plummeted.
>>218955282That episode has permanently changed the way I say "bathroom">I need you to clean the batchrooms
>>218960292>Or he could have layed low and flippedNigga he already flipped, it's revealed that he's been an FBI informant for years, and they too don't want him to move and want to use him to spy on Tony.
