We'll Take The Lot EditionTrailer: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RIu4sFKGi6EPrevious Thread >>218943005
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the bangs are just so era appropriate, it's a shame they didn't go with that and the headband combo
>>218953576why?its like watching a rerunin fact, thats EXACTLY what it isits almost boring
here's your whimsical magical school show, bro
>>218953576i improved your shitshowthank me later
>>218954441I guess black really could be anywhere.
>>218954486>I sort you into... Griffinwhore>oh is that like Gryffindor?>no it's because you look like Peter Griffin and you're a whore
Harry Potter actor got an Ellen page phenotype. He’s no good. Even as a kid, Daniel Radcliffe was obviously boyishly handsome.
>>218954441its so dark
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>>218953576why is the trailer using>le single piano note every 5ssong instead of something whimsical and fantastical?
>>218954441mogged with a single image
>>218953762>>218953917She'll wind up being a /tv/ waifu, I guarantee it.
>>218954692So they can add it later and make all the fans soiface for "listening to feedback"
>>218954441Why's it so fucking dark? Did hollywood forget how to film night scenes?
Utterly moggedhttps://youtu.be/VyHV0BRtdxo?si=8ad3yDQBy3Ulw2Eu
>>218954792>Did hollywood forget how to film night scenes?HBO kind of forgot. HotD also has SHIT lighting
>>218954792yes
>>218954722Stick around, Anon. I'll be waiting.
Reminder that this show is for pathetic millennials with Peter Pan syndrome who can only consume baby slop.
I think every tv show and movie is now shot with HDR tvs in mind
its levisuhhh
>>218953576This isn't nearly whimsical enough.They're probably trying to keep a consistent style for the whole run, but that's a terrible idea. The books didn't do that for a reason.And all that dialogue is delivered poorly. Try again.
>>218953576This will end up in Disney+ eventually even if it’s made by HBO.This is made for kids. ->likes it always been
>>218954441>>218954968I feel like there’s a concerted effort to intentionally make shit as depressing as possible.
>>218954441Looks like movies 3 to 8.
>>218954722>'ll
>>218954441why does hbo do this?
Crazy year for hbo They have tent poles likeHotdEuphoria Green LanternHarry Potter And Akotsk has been elevated to the status of tentpole when it releases next In addition, you have the smaller more creative friendly experimental things likeThe comeback Chair company IndustryHacks It will be quite a heavy hitting year for them
>>218954600this, you can tell he'll grow up to be an absolute soiboy
Prediction: this series won’t make it to Goblet of Fire before the plug is pulled.
>>218955412Why would I say "she wind up"?
>>218953576ya dull grey colors
My thoughts on the trailer Negatives:Snape is miscastHagrid is miscast, this one sounds too polished, hagrid's a barely literate half giant ffs who lives as a rural huntsman, where does he get his erudition fromPoor placeholder music- it is a common industry practice that the music gets added later but this placeholder one was not whimsy or magical enough, yet to see what Zimmer man does A bit too darkPositivesHarry actor looks like he would be good,all 3 look good, stanton has been good as audible Hermione so there are hopes she would do justice here as wellHogwarts looks goodHonestly in the next trailer they should lean on Hogwarts life more, do not highlight harrys miserable upbringing
>>218953576>Petunia: "I told you,"Harry gets thrown into a literal dark closet>"you are a normal boy. And you're going to start acting like one"Harry gets chased and pinned to a wall in a boys' bathroom as a bigger, muscled boy (Dudley) approaches with rapeface smirk on>"You think you're something special? There is nothing special about you."Petunia chops off Harry's dollish locks in favor of muh masculine buzzcutHoly FUCK this is giving flashbacks to 2005 livejournal "Harry Potter is a Queer Allegory" pretentious fujo essays. Do they have one on the writing staff?This being a clown world, seems like the only ones who noticed are all "the IRONY of this with jkr" when this is exactly the kind of super gay fuckery that 2026 based!Rowling completely embraces.
>>218955015>They're probably trying to keep a consistent style for the whole run, but that's a terrible idea. The books didn't do that for a reason.Reason being that jarring tone shifts and retcons let her keep her built-in fanbase which was growing up, instead of chasing after new preteens to come in at book four.It was smart marketing and good for profits, but bad writing.>there are millennials who recognize that even disgusting soulless 1997 pandering slop is superior to disgusting soulless 2026 pandering slopGood
>>218955800>Why do we still have janitors who understand board culture in 2026?Has it really come to this?
>>218954486whew she should start in that show
>>218953917She's cuteThe lighting and hair are shit
>>218955744>yet to see what Zimmer man doesAre you kidding? BOOM, dun dun dun dun, BOOM BOOM BOOOOM, dadadada BOOOOOM. There you go. That’s what he’ll do.
>>218953917The bangs are key, even Emma lost them for movie 3
I would just like to know where all the "It's too dark and you can't see" pictures that constantly being posted are from. It looks fine on my TV.
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>>218956491Look at this faggot
>>218955747medsywnbaw
Will we get any fuck scenes once they get older?
>>218956491Look at this faggot. Is everyone just watching shit on their phones? Or actively trolling? It looks great. Casting and writing not withstanding
>>218956535He looks 12 and 40 at the same time Is that like a British thing ?
>>218954441Is that Robin Wright?
>>218953576I hate the lighting and color filters in these shows. So fucking soulless.
>>218956791It’s horrific The music an look already signifies this will be grange way before the issues with black snapeBet Hogwarts will look stupid as fuck too
>>218953576this is what happens when you take the lot
>>218954441First shot is kino
>>218943005 (OP)>Ozempic face Hagrid>Harry looks like Keir Starmer as a kid>Mcgonagal looks like a tranny>NThis shit will get /rop/ed by season three
>>218957122That's a nice dress, little lady.
>>218954722This is a Draco board
>>218957122>girl looks like a boy>boy looks like a girl>regular gay gingerThe main trio is the real time bomb here, casting-wise
>>218957383Consider glasses.
>>218957122How did this ginger nigger get so fucking fat? Can they force him to lose the weight before season 2 or is there some british law against that?
>>218957445Dont get too attached fanboi, this one is will hurt your feelings when it fails
>>218954441If all the muggle world stuff, like when Harry is at the Dursleys, was dimmed and maybe blue filtered, THEN once the Hagrid shows up it starts getting brighter once he lights the fire with his umbrellaThen when Harry is at the leaky cauldron its kind of sepia, dusty evenBut when the bricks move to reveal Diagon Alley, everything from then on became bright and colorful.That would be fine
Reddit hates this ... it's over
>>218957122>orson welles jacket to hide the FATOWARI DA
>>218957664Anon it's a little stupid to bet against Harry Potter coming out at Christmas time.
>>218957747I am sure the first episode of the first season will do great, although I am lowkey hoping for a rings of power tier fiasco just for the lulz. Either way, I honestly have a bad feeling about this one. Doesnt look right. The past full decade plus of slop has made me develop a sixth sense about this stuff
>>218957888You don't know how big Potter is with millennials.
>>218954441Can't see shit, captain
>>218957703I can't believe I'm saying this but...based Reddit
>>218957664just like Hogwarts Legacy huh?
>>218957703Why are they so racist?
4chan promoting the worst shit as per their programming.
I feel bad for the kids but they're better off failing early than succeeding in that godforsaken industry.
>>218953576A general for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>what if we remake Harry Potter but removed all the whimsy brilliant, thank you, just what the world needed
>>218961517The whimsy comes after he leaves the muggle wirkd you dolt. We saw a lot of muggle stuff in this
just realized wont this mean that harry's father and his friends bullied a black kid
>>218962920They will fix this by making Harry's father black too. Hagrid will surprise Harry by telling him "Yer a nigga, arry"
Why are Harry and Ron chubby? Harry is supposed to be super slim almost malnourished. Little Danny Radcliffe at least looked the part, even if this new guy seems to be better at acting.
>>218957703This is how Snape is depicted in the Illustrated Editions release of the Harry Potter books.
>>218963129>>218957703pic related
>>218957703See, what's happening here, is it's happening to a franchise that Soi's actually care deeply about (they only ever pretended to care about Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who).*Suddenly* it's different.
>>218957703>>218963162I think Rowling's war with trannies weeded out most of the extreme libfag fans who would try to get you canceled for criticizing blackwashing
>>218956535nothing ever happen chud
>>218957507the kid playing harry somehow looks like both a kid AND a pedophile
>>218953576I guarantee this will be cancelled by the third season
>>218963154>Canon: Swarthy, loud, smelly dreads and very good at rapping. White skin was never mentioned. Rowling loves black Snape.
>>218963625unlikely. There are legions of low IQ dullards who will watch just bc it's Harry Potter. It won't be the smashing success it could have/should have been but it will hang around in the zeitgeist. Franchise is just too popular for it to be cancelled and HBO usually gives a passable attempt at prestige TV unlike Amazon (Rings of Power)
>>218955744go back
>>218963625>>218963697I agree, they will interpret all the books. but all that matters to me is if i watch a couple episodes of it, that its actually worth my time. and yes. harry potter biggest fans are millenials and women. do you think women will die on a hill that they are tired of the woke shit? no women love subversion, because they cannot overthrow the patriarchy, so the next best option is being insufferable cunts.
There's a dialogue from the book that Harry's father bullied Snape and left him hanging from a tree. They are probably gonna adapt that scene faithfully with James wearing a white wizard hat.
