So if you HAD to make a Harry Potter character black (or two), who would YOU have chosen?It's a retarded casting rule, but still an interesting question imo. At least, I feel like WE could've come up with something better than what they chose here.Personally, my vote is for Hagrid.
>>218956119the villain obviously
Neville A wacky Kevin Heartesque comic relief buddy would be kino
>>218956119Dean Thomas, Kingsley Shacklebolt, and MAAAAAAYBE Angelina Johnson
>>218956119Hermione would have made more sense if they wanted to play into the racial angle. This is just dei humiliation.
>>218956119Snape, because it burns the butts of >woke industrialists >muh beloved gothic children's stereotype brainlets>race-obsessed murricans>incel hatersall at once
The guy that's in jail
>>218956645>black could be anywhere
>>218956119The biggest problem with black Snape is that it illegal to portray black characters in a negative light in the current year. My only gripe with movie-Snape is that he is not anywhere near as malignant and vicious as book Snape. Movie Snape is an asshole teacher. Book Snape is an abusive monster who is so over the top that his redemption doesn't even really land. He is not just a hardass with little patience, he delights in abusing his students. And it's not like he is just targeting Harry because of the James connection, he is literally Neville's greatest fear. Neville's parents were tortured to insanity by Death Eaters. Snape was a former Death Eater and Neville knows this. He still goes out of his way to harass and humiliate him. There is no way on God's green Earth that they are going to portray a black dude tormenting innocent children that aggressively. They will nerf the character and make him misunderstood from the beginning. Race swapping any other character would have been a better choice. They picked the worst one possible.
>>218956119That's a simple question. Hell, I've got more than one.Angelina Johnson, Kellah, Dean Thomas, and Kingsley Shacklebolt.
>>218956119Doesn't matter. Race swapping in Harry Potter is purely cosmetic and narratively inconsequential. Wizards aren't "racist" toward other wizards, they're prejudice is aimed at muggles and sentient magical critters like Giants and mermaids. Wizards are too rare and isolated to give a damn about ethnicity/race. A European wizard and an African wizard have more in common with each other than they do with muggles, and there's less wizards in the world than Jews. They can't afford to self-segregate further than they already are. Even Voldemort, most racist wizard ever, allies with werewolves and vampires because he needs to bolster his numbers.
>>218956119Hermione
>>218956507Lol
>>218956119If this must happen, then make it Dumbledore and cast Denzel Washington.
>>218956119snape's paleness is a plot point to foreshadow him being a vampire. that's what the book "half-blood prince" is about in the first place
>>218956119I pray every night for a civil war to come, and that death squads of government goons go door to door torturing libtards to death with knive and pliers and blowtorches. I want to see then rip the teeth out of a blue-haired cunt, and clip the fingers off of a onions-fed faggot while his legs thrash and kick at the ground. I want to see men in black uniforms and masks beat the shit out of college kids, kick them in the ribs until they vomit blood, stomp on their faces and smash their kneecaps backwards. I want to see them drag blubbering fat nigresses out of their homes and cut their throats into the storm drains so that their blood can flow into the sewers and mix with human shit. I want industrial scale rape of all left-wing women, and then execution.I want to see the hollow-eyed rape victims with their faces mutilated where their piercings have been ripped out marched single file to one gibbet, and hanged one at a time. I want to hear their soft weeping as they watch the gibbet grow closer and closer, hear the grunting of pigs as they devour the still twitching corpses. Every so often, someone tries to run, and is beaten until they cannot move and then thrown still bleating and pleading into the pit to be eaten alive.I want a pyramid of libtard skulls visible from space to be stacked on the smoldering ruins of their holy places--every abortion clinic turned into a house of skulls like one finds in the jungles of Cambodia, every street slick with the fat of opened bellies, every courthouse stacked high with human thighbones. Thousands of tongues nailed to the doors of synagogues, scalps stitched into great pennants waving from the minarets of mosques, thousands of libtard children stuffed still squealing into oil drums and buried alive in concrete, and every inch of San Francisco leveled and covered with shingles of flesh scraped from its inhabitants' bodies with oyster shells while they yet lived.
>>218956119I actually don't think there's anything inherently wrong with making Snape black. The obvious ploy for brownie points (heh) that the progressive cult in Hollywood still clings to is what sours the idea. I don't think anyone would care nearly as much if they got a black actor who matched the book's description besides scowling 24/7 and gave him a frizzy wig. But once again these fucks have to go overboard and force a Black Snape instead of giving us a Snape who happens to be black. And because of that you know he'll be portrayed as disingenuously as possible.>>218956641Never forget that ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon. Especially in real life.
>>218956119mirin' the drip
ayeee, Snape dog, my man
>>218956119Clearly if someone like Morgan Freeman had been Snape in the films then having another black actor (not this zesty guy tho) would havebeen acceptable. However he wasn't so they have instead chose to have a black guy because he is black.
>>218956507now you're just pushing it anon. If there were already 3+ Black characters in the novels, including a future Minister of Magic, then there would be no need for additional representation would there? Duh.
>>218956119all people skilled in the DARK arts
>>218956119I honestly thought they would make Hermione black to really drive a hammer into the whole racism bad thing
>>218957869>Even Voldemort, most racist wizard ever, allies with werewolves and vampires because he needs to bolster his numbersI always found that weird how voldemort is the one securing the support of diverse magical creatures like giants, as if he will be the one giving them a better life in his new magical world order while in the current one they are segregatedYou'd thing the obvious way the story should go is that Harry and his friends would beat voldy thanks to them or even thanks to muggle due to him being blind to anything that isn't wizarding arts in which he is invincible due to his racismStill not as weird as hermione's elf emancipation movement that is treated as a joke
>>218962794Morgan Freeman could make for a decent dumbledore as it is characterised in the books
>>218962912That would fuck way to much with self insertion by little girls. Whites are by and large still the biggest audience for Harry Potter
>>218963016Negrus Dumbledore
dobby
>>218956119Unironically what the fuck were they thinking? Snape is an iconic pasty goth guy. It's like diversity casting Death from The Sandman
>>218956119Make Cho Chang blasian so her ass was fat
>>218956950Each new Snape adaptation will have him be nicer and nicer until people will wonder what he has to be redeemed from
>>218962912>>218963052she's literally brown-skinned, you fucking retards
>>218956119>It's a retarded casting ruleIt's not a fucking RULE no matter how much you try to normalize DEIIt's how you distinguish between actual kino auteurs vs corporate leftwing slopPlease stop trying to destroy white culture
>>218956119>"Snape Doggy Dog in tha house. Smoke weed ev'ryday. Bow wow yippee yo yippee yay."HBO cannot be serious with this bullshit
>>218963927>what the fuck were they thinking?they want to destroy everything you care about Wokeness is POISON
>>218956119>just jogging thru the forrestDEI casting is the new stunt casting. Think about it.
>>218956119The entire Black family. Fits with JK's naming style as well.You'd have Sirius as well as Bellatrix both with dark skin colour, so nobody could start some BS about making the bad guys black or whatever.
>>218956119Voldemort
Why can't they just be normal and replace the gingers with blacks instead
>>218956119Keenan Thompson as Hagrid.
>>218956413A Keenan Thompson-type nigger would be better.
>>218967179Ayy
>>218967093Blacktrix LeStrange
This kills the Ao3 shipper. There are no blacks on the top 50 most popular ships.Snape will fall to, ironically, crack ship.
>>218966442It's a benevolent Sir Alec Guiness-ing, really
>>218967203Now blacksploitation Beatrix Lestrange I can get into
What's wrong with this casting? He looks just like Helen of Troy
>>218956119>can we just raceswap less relevant character like NevilleNo it has to be the fan favourite>can at least we make him cool american nigga like Wesley Snipes or Sam JacksonNO It has to be a zesty nigger from Kongo with no acting esperience to showcase how UK need to repent for colonialism
>>218956119The Weasleys because they're poor, have more children than they can afford, and gingers and niggers are interchangable.
>>218956119>52 points from Nyggerin!Said Dumbledore calmly>Hop hop!Dumbledore clapped his hands and food appeared on the common room tables, but only fried chicken and watermelon at the table of the snaek. Dumby stretched his legs and then smirked maliciously at Snape.Can't wait for ex-cop Moody to harrass him and then flashbacks of white Marauders bullying him.
>>218956119The worst part about a black Snape is that it makes it impossible for them to keep him as nasty as he is supposed to be.They are not going to top off a controversial casting by keeping him as the guy who bullies small children, poisons pets, makes little girls cry by making fun of their physical defects, tries to get an innocent man worse than killed out of petty revenge, calls his only friend a slur or tries to sell out a woman's husband and child to a maniac in exchange of his obsession's life.
>I love to raceswap established characters for online engagement but I would NEVER EVER do that to the main character because that would actually turn viewers away
>>218957869>he doesn't know the jews have a racial hierarchy among themselves.
>>218956119>So if you HAD to make a Harry Potter character black (or two), who would YOU have chosen?Quirrel
>>218956950>he delights in abusing his students.You would to if you had to teach Lab Chemistry to 11 year olds. And Lab Chemistry that is far more dangerous than what University students mess with.
>>218956119Severus Ape.
>>218956119Remus Lupin.Mundungus Fletcher.The Weasley family.
>>218967471Worse, they will try to justify his nasty behavior by hinting James Potter was a racist. And since this excuses everything in today's society this will somehow make the harassment of Harry okay.
>>218967587A friend got offended at me today because I called him that kek
I was expecting it to be Hermione. Never in a million years would have expected fucking Snape
>>218967800It's like >>218967482 said.Most people will only talk shit about Snape but any of the trio being black would actually turn fans away from the show.
>Paapa EssieduWhy do these new black actors have names out racist parodies ala bix nood? One of them is named "AYO"
>>218967283As long as she's got curly negress brillo pad armpit hair, pussy hair and happy trail and leg hair and ass hair and nipple hair yes please.
>>218959227This is why I still come here. There's life in the old dog yet.
>>218957869>Race swapping in Harry Potter is purely cosmetic and narratively inconsequential.Yes within the world it's inconsequential but this show is made by libshits who will start doing "um yikes" in real life and questioning themselves of portraying this and that with regards to a black guy
>>218956119>let's take the character that white incels identify with and make him a nigger hahahaha they'll be so mad
Why can't they make a non main character black instead?
>>218959227b-b-b-based?!
HALF BLOOD KANG
Hi, if there are any Hollywood execs reading this thread, pls hire me after my casting choices:>Black James Potter>Black Harry Potter>Albino Snape>Orange Voldemort (we can even make his hands smaller to drive the point home)I was going to add Muttmoine as well but it's a reality nowA black Dumbledore makes sense, people are more willing to accept "wise and old black guy" even if they're race swapped. Plus he's already canonically a fag so double whammy for brownie points. For the second character idk, Lupin if you want to full on virtue signal (le black man is ostracized), but just go with raceswapping a minor character like Lavender Brown (bad surname desu) to check boxes
>>218967482>>218967847This will too. Snape has, bizarrely enough, a ton of female fans who ship themselves with him.
>>218958400Based.
>>218959227Pretty based, ngl
>>218956119Harry's step family to make the child abuse more realistic.
>>218956413That character already exists and is named Dean Thomas. The black kid whose potion blows up in his face in one of the movies.
>>218956119>blacks are the real racist chuddieslmao as always do nothing & keep winning
>>218970210He also fucks Ginny.
>>218970269to be fair who didn't?
>>218967587Good one lmao>>218967666Nice digits, Satan>>218956119>>218967174I still think Hagrid would've been the best choice. Even the “unnecessary racial subtext” it would've added for him would pretty much work.Most of the major Harry Potter characters get “unjustly victimized” at some point or another; "unjust victimizations" might very well be the central "theme" of the books. And pretty much all of those “unjust victimizations” would’ve gained awkward subtexts if you made the characters black.But Hagrid? He's mainly unjustly victimized by the literal most evil character in the entire book. Voldemort had him framed and expelled for having supposedly released the "Chamber of Secrets" monster back when they were both 3rd-years. I.e. he framed an "innocent black man" who "dindu nuthin" and completely derailed his life. That would’ve fit "the message" these people are going for perfectly.And who cares if VOLDEMORT was made to seem a bit racist? He's already magical mega-Hitler. Better him than James Potter, at least.
>>218956512>>218962912>>218967800They made her Indian instead, which is even funnier given the state of the UK.
Draco. I wanna to see him step to Harry and see how he handle it
>>218956119I'd make all the house elves black. And I'd bring back the plot where they enjoy being slaves.
>black snape>when in the books he is clearly white>fr fr malfoy hairughi hate that kids nowadays will grow up on this series of hp
>>218956119Hermione looks so fucking ugly, I know she's not supposed to be pretty, but goddamn we didn't know how good we had it back in the day.
>>218956119snape was always the character you were second guessing. is he evil is he not? but now its obvious for anyone new to to the story. he is NOT evil. they would never make a black guy evil in a modern tv show. its a spoiler from the start.
If you watch this you're both transphobic and a nigger lover.
>>218967482Every time they do this the product bombs so they learnt not to do it.
>>218970210Dean isn't a laughingstock he's a popular class clown who announces the quidditch games. You fucking pikey shit liar
They should have made everyone black and honestly I would be more likely to watch it.
>>218970548Him hanging from a tree and bullying a white guy in flashbacks will be uh interesting
>>218970493Ohhh lawwwddy we love cookin dinna fo' massa Dumbledore. Did y'all know he broke bucks as a young man? Grindelwald used to fuck his ass!
>>218970716Make it "Harry Potter in Da Hoodz" with ebonics and all, set in the bronx
>>218970716>Harry was raised in a white family and struggles integrate with the (black) Hogwart society>some spells require him to say nigga or nigger and he gets glare from everyone trying to cast them>Snape is an "educated black" and constantly tries to reprimand the protagonist group of friends who are Harry and the hood rats
>>218956119Dean thomas and angelica bell
>>218970780ai will make this
>>218962966>Still not as weird as hermione's elf emancipation movement that is treated as a jokeHolds a mirror up to leftists that think they know best and impose their views without understanding the culture and views of those theyre trying to "protect". Especially those who have just discovered something without having grown up in it.I think this is why americans especially never really got it
>>218956950Yep. They're going to make this version more heroic. I've noticed that in british tv, the blacks are never irredeemable assholes. If they are villains, it's always because of racism
They better not make Luna black, that's all I'm gonna say.BTW has she been cast yet?
>>218971010she is lu-naludashna
>>218956119Harry himself so nobody would ever watch this shit again and it would wake up all the retarded women who were complicit in blackwashing becoming such a big problem.
>>218971010I can see they/them being non binary
>>218956119The banking goblins. That way I spare characters that actually matter while also deny any claims of antisemitism, plus i make blacks look financially responsible. It's the perfect blend of being politically correct while not shitting on anything of value.
George Weasley. Leave Fred a ginger. Explain nothing.
I don't understand why are leftist eager to watch transphobic shit, is adding a nigger all it takes for them to betray their beliefs?
>>218971255Yes you got it. Now leftists can't call this transphobic because they will be called racist. It's DEI casting to shield from any criticism.
>>218971255>to betray their beliefsLeftists have no actual beliefs.
>>218971100Oh god I can totally see shit like that happening.We will probably get some gay/lesbian side characters as well.
>>218971852Why do they insist in adding gay shit in media aimed at kids
>>218956119>who would YOU have chosen?Harry and his dad, keep the mom white of course.
>>218970847Snape really is a hero in the end and the most surprising character arc throughout the books
>>218956119Terry Crews as Hagrid
God Emma Watson was so pretty, cute kid that turned into a beautiful woman and then an ugly hag.
>>218959227>t. Vladimir Harkonnen
>>218971255There's plenty of losers complaining about "transphobia" including here apparently. Go back to whatever discord you crawled out of
>>218956119This is the worst casting i have ever seen in my life. And the character is perfectly described in the books.
>>218972783>Go back to whatever discord you crawled out ofthe fuck
Sirius Black and Neville
>>218972783>including here apparentlyThat was literally me and I was joking you idiot.
>>218956119Filch. It's in the name.
>>218971196Best choice honestly. Also give him his own character tune:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&list=RDKVN_0qvuhhw
>>218972830So even /lit/ is pissed off? You guys didn't get mad at Rings of Power though, did you.
>>218973619They're a bunch of spineless faggots.
>>218959227
>>218956950Race swapping any character has the that effect. Can't beat them up, can't humiliate them, can't suffer. For example if they made Ron black they wouldn't be able to make him a clown. If they made Neville black they wouldn't be able to let him be bullied. If they made Voldemort black, he would have to be changed to "actually the good guy". Once you open the door to woke ideology you're stuck working with woke logic.>>218957869It may be cosmetic for the characters but cosmetics for fans is a huge deal. This is a visual medium. A black guy ruins the comfy visuals of a magical place.
>>218962912>>218963052Hermoine is already cast as a brown girl. I don't like it but at the same time, at least the annoying character won't be a pretty white girl this time. That was jarring in the movies.
>>218956299That would actually work somewhat with voldes backstoryOrphan kid that's simply a psycho can be played by anyone.
Peterson Joseph as Gilderoy Lockhart
>>218956299/thread
>>218967638>james calls him “sniggerus” in front of Lily >she gets turned on Kind of hot
>>218967800If they could they would make everyone black. They probably considered race swapping every character. The anticipated pushback is probably the only reason Harry is white.
>>218956950Yeah, they'll definitely amp up his heroic acts and good side and tone down his malice as hard as they can as it's verboten to depict black people in a unfavorable light. His remarks will be way more playful than movie Snape and the counter-curse he'll cast during the Quaritch game will be highlighted during the game itself, not at the reveal that Quirrel was the one hexing Harry's broom; and that pattern will follow during the entire series.
>>218956119Dont change any expand the frame. There are black kids in the school. Fred and George had a black friend do b plot adventures with them.
>>218971161that's a good one. But then who would be the jewish representation?
>>218971949He also did lot of bad things that you already know Severes Ape won't. So his arc won't even be there he'll just be a good boy the whole time
>>218971949He is a vile incel.
>>218974263She is ethnically English you retard.
Idris Elba as luscious Malloy with a biracial heavily elitist and British Draco Malfoy.
>you can't have a black snape as it'll mean his bullying takes on a racist toneYou all know this will mean that Remus Lupin will also be black right? Seems unlikely they'd make Sirius not be white for nominative determinism reasons.
>>218956950My problem is that this race swap will reframe Marauders who were bullies (of classmate nazi) into them being racial haters. This fucks the whole thing up and perverts and twists original in a vile way.
>>218974887The marauders have to be diverse now. Would not be surprised if Sirius was black as well
>>218959227I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MOSSAD/KGB DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, MAGATARD!
>>218974998Black Sirius would be fine, easily the best choice for a blackwashed character
>>218974998The whole "falsely blame the black man" thing would work but they just can't have a black guy called Sirius Black.Plus Remus was the only one of them that Snape didn't actively hate (aside from the risk he posed to children)
>>218956119Go ahead and have your black Snape. Just stay away from Dunk & Egg please. We finally have white kino without DEI storyline ruining it. Thanks in advance.
Finna get active, Potter?
>>218975319>le black people like chickenWho doesn’t like fried chicken?
>>218974584but then we will not get any PR from controversy, laaaame>>218975048No. Then all Black family must be blacks, and they are dark (hehe) wizards. Can you imagine someone vile as Bellatrice Lestrange to be black in today's show? Actually, I am sure she will be some misunderstood feminist icon this time
>>218975340>chickenthose are wings, nigga!
>>218975415Why do racists think that eating watermelon is bad?
>>218975483Also lean is mostly consumed by whites and Asians
>>218956119It's obvious
>>218956119>So if you HAD to make a Harry Potter character black, who would YOU have chosen?Cho Chang
>>218975415wagwan muh wizza>>218975340It's a harmless stereotype. A soft ball instead of going all in on the devastation blacks cause with murder and lowering social expectations.
I was honestly expecting and willing to accept it to be Hermione since there was precedent for it. But Snape? The guy already wears all black, has black hair, and now his skin is black. I would take Dumbledore, MacGonagal, Lupin, Black, anyone else.
Krum. No reason.
>>218956119>So if you HAD to make a Harry Potter character black (or two), who would YOU have chosen?Kingsley Shacklebolt and Dean Thomas
>>218967471>The worst part about a black Snape is that it makes it impossible for them to keep him as nasty as he is supposed to be.I mean, they already failed at it when he was played by a white actor in the original movies
>>218956119I would make two black characters, not raceswap existing ones. it's called original.
>the hasbara agents are pushing their latest race bait distraction while Israel controls the white house againYawn, dont care, not important get ZOG OUT
>>218956119Hagrid
>>218976864And I'd be cool with that. But let's keep it to one original black character. You get two and you might as well make an All Black Wizard School (Hufflepuff).
>>218956645Are you Sirius?Anon this isn't comic books, you can't just make a character black because he has black in his name. It's not like Black Panther or Black Lightning or Black Manta or Black Luke Cage.
Why tho?
I hope they make Krum black.
>>218975044>the golem thinks he's not a jew puppetYou guys and your lack of self awareness is almost cute.
>>218976770The promise was the the new series to be more faithful than the movies.fixing Ron and Snape's characters were the two things I was looking forward the most.
>After all this time?>Fosho
>>218973805You can tell a shitlib is starting to panic when he forgets that normal people aren't motivated by naked envy.
make everyone black
>>218956119I would make Ching Chong blackI mean Cho Chang
>>218956119Break yoself!
>>218964467>>218970425>>218974263The actress looks ambiguous in the staged publicity shots but it barely came across in the trailer, she looks almost as pale as the boys given the lightingMaybe that's just how that kind of people are
>>218956119I just can't picture this black dude being the biggest simp on the planet for Harry's mom.
They should switch names around so that he is Severus Black and Sirius is Sirius Snape
>>218956119Snape is the worst choice>Harry just hates snape, but cant put his finger on why>Harrys father bullied snape relentlessly in shcool>Snape is described as ugly, pale with pasty white skin>The black guy they chose is handsome and looks charismaticDumbledore would have been a great choice, honestly probably any other faculty member. Argus Filch could have been like Uncle Rucus.
>>218956119Remus Lupin and Minerva McGonagall are the only ones that would made sense to make black
>>218978549Black Filch would deny being a squib and just claim to have a progressive disease that made him unable to cast spells o brew potions.
>>218978540Severus Black but Remus Snape and Sirius Lupin to make the theme names less obviousThis means Regulus A. Snape
>>218956119Sirius Black. Last name is Black. He's been to prison. He can transform into dogs so he'd transform into a pitbull. Dresses a bit zesty. He was accused of killing 13 people and the number 13 is synonymous "despite making up 13 percent..."
>>218978311uhm blacks hold guns sideways
>>218978070This, maximum diversity.
>>218956119black Hagrid would have been fine
>>218978838Blacks have been 13% for 50 years. Something isnt adding up.
I am Blade
>>218979473Weird. Weird!
>>218968103>As long as she's got curly negress brillo pad armpit hair, pussy hair and happy trail and leg hair and ass hair and nipple hair yes please.Link to any porn whores like that?
>>218957869>narratively inconsequentiali bet you cried when they announced the niggering of snape
>>218963052>Whites are by and large still the biggest audience for Harry Potterwhites are like 2% of the global population
>>218956119https://youtu.be/Zud9LhR8Ytk?si=0hZr4lkIX3oC4VkG
>>218984371Like... a minority?
>>218984376I knew it
Dumbledorein the books he's always well dressed, garments full of colors and volume : it would have look great on a black characteralso a black guy could have played well the role of the wise old sage helping the new generation to overcome their fears and fight against the evil
>>218956119Hagrid and Malfoy seem the funniest so those.
>>218956119Tbh, if I was to watch heavily-melanated wizards I'd prefer to see an entire series of Clortho Public School for Wizards.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M
>>218956119Why does this look like a shot from Twilight?
>>218956119Rowling originally wrote about the existence of an african wizarding school. Why not just do that? Make an original story in that setting, and find a way to loop that african school in. You can have a cast full of black actors, you get a chance to explore african mythology for monsters/their special type of magic, and it won't look forced.
>>218987834Because they don't want Africa for Africans, they want Europe for Africans, dumbass.
>>218988056Fine, they can make Europe with refugee African and Arab wizards instead. They also canonically have a school located in France, so it will be mostly these by definition. Most of the movies and the books are entirely set in Britain, so as long as it's not that it's fine. My point is, don't remake and don't recast. If you must do something with an existing IP because your producers are too chickenshit to fund anything original, at least have the decency to make a new installment instead of remaking something that's not even 20 years old and still holds up just fine.
>>218988264>>Fine, they can make Europe with refugee African and Arab wizards instead.Then they would have to acknowledge reality. You still don't get it. They've always been here. Snape was always black.
>>218988373They can make a story about wizards in pre-reconquista Spain then. They were genuinely there at that point. If the whole point is actively remaking and recasting something and not doing that dodges the premise, then yeah, I don't know of a good way of doing that with this IP. But that was not OPs question.
>>218956507Pretty sure Angelina was explicitly black, while I'm not sure that Dean actually was
>>218956507blaise zabini too
>>218959227the most sane ozenfag
>>218956119Sirius Black, it's literally in his name.
Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?Harry Potter and the gang suspect the only black professor of stealing the philosopher's stone, James Potter hanging Snape from a tree and many more.Seriously, Snape being black causes so many problems in the story I can't wait to see the reactions.
>>218956119why is he wearing a nylon track jacket and poncho, isn't this supposed to be a wizard not a hooligan?
>>218956119>>218967174>>218970310I genuinely wanted Nonso Anozie as Hagrid. I was convinced they were going to do it. This guy is a great actor and would have been great in that role.
>>218956119Moaning Myrtle
Were there even zippers in the original harry potter movies?
>>218956119Harry. Sirius should have adopted him.
>>218992703when harry was walking around the muggle world yes he wears a zip up hoodie in one of the later filmsin hogwarts/wizarding world no
>>218958592Black dumbledore might unironically work
SNAPE has ben DECOLONISEDCRY ABOUT IT YTBOI
>>218975483Why do blacks makes fun of whites for mayo?
>>218956950>>218970847>>218974137>they make black Snape even more evil than book SnapeYour honest reaction?
>>218956119Harry himself, but keep his parents white on the family pic.
>Snape Dog: ten points deducted from Gryffindor >Harry: Why?!>Snape Dog: Reparations Potter
>>218956119The Weasleys
>>218956119What does it mean for it to be black? Their background changes? Other characters interact with them differently? What changes?
>>218959227>faint holler from the kitchen>"sweetie hurry up, your dinners getting cold"
>>218962894*COLOURED arts
>>218978549The first thing Snape did was mock Harry in front of the class. Why would you like a dude like that?
>>218993600*arts of color
>>218959227Yeah, uhhh, based. Yeah.
>>218956119>ayo potter! what would I get if I added codeine cough syrup to some of momma's grape drank?>I don't know, sir.>sheeeit dat's fiddy points from gryffindoe
>>218993659based
>>218956119Harry and Dumbledore. Both Lily and James will still be white btw
>>218956119My god…is nothing sacred? I just watched the trailer. Man…man…I wasn’t even looking forward to this and I still feel personally let down. Is nothing sacred?
>>218956119Harry Potter and the Perpetual Fatigue.
I'M BLACK $NAPE B A S P Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
>>218959227This will happen but it will be against right wingers
>Your Hermione, sir
>>218956119voldemort, because he's spiteful and evil
>James and his friends are literal bullies and jocks who go around fucking with other kids>is wildly successful and rewarded throughout the rest of his life>gets the girl, his son lives the wizard-equivalent of high society life thanks to his connections, and is constantly portrayed in a good light as a good man until it’s Snape’s turn for his background expositionWhat did Rowling mean by this?
>>218975340I don't think you understand just how much blacks love fried chicken, anon. They don't just eat the meat, they literally gnaw the bones clean like a dog, and even then, they aren't done. They will snap the bones open and suck the marrow out. You think you like fried chicken as much as blacks, but you and I are nothing like them
>>218993020It would be objectively hilarious and I fully endorse it
would this have worked?
Cedric maybe. They probably could've gotten away with making Hermione a little darker, but then there's the mudblood scene.Neville? No, he's too much of a bumbling idiot at first.Sirius Black? Too obvious.Remus? Turns into a beast, so no.Snape doesn't work either, but he's the not the worst option when you think about it.
>>218999953mcgonegal works i think, could probably get away with a black dumbledore more-so than snape, the trouble with snape is that it completely contextualizes his backstory to be about racism rather than him just being a little weirdo
>>218956119Sniggerus Vape.
