You wouldn't fuck a robot, would you /tv/?
>>218959161Why the hell would you.make a robot you weren't going to fuck?
people are already having pathetic parasocial and "romantic" relationships with AI chatbots, if they can actually fuck them it would be way less sad
>>218959161Most off-worlders fuck robots, and Tyrell probably fucked Rachel before Deckard did.
>>218959161was it born as a 1 robot or a 0 robot
>>218959161Admit it, we all have stuck our dick inside vacuum cleaner just to realize it feels uncomfortable as hell.
She's so fucking hot in this movie it's unbelievable. When I saw the movie on the big screen recently it was all I could do to not pull it out and start whackin it.
>you will never own a harem of sex robots that can pass the Turing testWhy live?
>>218959161Replicants aren't robots, they're artificial humans.
>>218959161Yeah? What kind of stupid ass fucking question is that?
>>218960595Once you know it's a robot the turing test is meaningless. Look at AI sloppa for instance, it's soulless. Imagine something that soulless also having the effrontery to pretend it isn't.
>>218959161I'm not into real girls
>>218959161Absolutely yes, Sean Young robot. An uggo robot? Maybe for fun or curiosity. You already knew that though.
What would the robot get out of it?
>>218961146So is 99% of the material it has been trained on. Honestly at this point I find it more likely for a soul to emerge in an AI form than to find an actual person with such.
I'm pretty sure even a robot would reject me
>>218959161Lady, I'd fuck a mannequin
Replicants aren’t robots. They’re bioengineered humans with organs and skin and blood and all the other meaty stuff. But no soul.
>>218961864If you're looking for a woman with a soul well yeah, good luck.
>>218959161Given the current state of women, I ONLY want to fuck a robot.
>not wanting a robo gfngmi
>>218962441Girls with freckles are male. Convince me otherwise
>>218962553How does one even come to this conclusion?
>>218959161The only way to have sex with a white women not contaminated by blacks at this point would be to make a robotic one and fuck it right away
>>218959161I would fuck a robot, I would pay literally any price for a modular fuck robot
>>218962941modern dating might be dating modular fuck robots, but its called plastic surgerythe model us abstinence wants, is called "rarely used"
>>218959161>uhhh... so would you eat a turtle or some shitwhat kind of retarded questions were these
>>218960934>>218962344That wasn't quite clear before the sequel, where we saw reps being born from artificial wombs. In the first film we're informed they have at least some organic parts, like the eyes Chew grows in his lab, but we're not told they're 100% organic. As a kid I assumed a rep consisted of organic tissue over an endoskeleton like a T-800, because that would account for Roy's ability to headbutt through walls and whatnot.
>>218963064Yeah but I want to be able to buy the super mega ultra fudge coated tentacle arms and legs boyholder 9000 upgrade package for my fuck robot
If it looked like this, yes
>>218962441When robots become fully self aware they wont have sex with you. You make even artificial intelligence ICK.
>>218963722You will never be a woman, and simping for them on a bulgarian miak forum isn't going to make them accept you as one of them either.
>>218963246The intro to the first movie is pretty clear that they're biologically created through genetic engineering and that's the source of their superior strength.
>>218963246>the sequelDoesn't count. It's slop.
>>218963268>fudge coated tentacle arms and legsnigga wants to snack on his fuckbot. American? t. ameriburger
>>218959161It'd be offputing if the robot was engineered / programmed to love me specifically or is just a sexbot.
>>218959161I fuck a big latex butt I bought from an ad at the top of /pol/. It’s made me value my life more because I can’t imagine what my family would think if I died and they found my latex butt with a liter of water based lube next to it under my bed.
>>218965100Why would your family find it; do you still live with your parents?
>>218959161I promise as soon as we are able to make human like robots we will instantly use them for sex, same as the internet was made for porn
>>218966525Maybe but thats not happening in like hundreds of years from now and thats being generous
>>218960395I actually tried this once and it damn near degloved my dick. Would not recommend.
>>218964169To be fair, that also calls them the next phase of robot evolution.
>>218960934>Replicants aren't robots, they're artificial humans.More human than human is their motto I hear...
>>218966639Awful situation to hear degloved.
>DON'T>DATE>ROBOTS!
>>218959161Women fuck plastic dicks all the time, if a man wants to stick his dick in a toaster, so be it.
Not only would I but I already have.
>>218959161NoI would ryona them instead
>>218970590That robot has seen things
>>218965100When you're dead, you're not gonna care. You won't even be aware they found it. Because you'll be dead
>>218970590You sick, sick man.
>>218959161I wouldn't fuck one. I would listen, and that's what no one else did.
That would be silly. I mean who would do such a thing?
>>218959161The Pris sex bot models would sell so fast they couldn't keep them in stock. There'd be billions of Pris sex bots. Women would lobby to get them banned since men wouldn't care to fuck real women anymore.
>>218959161In the game, they have lolita sex bots marketed towards the dirty old man crowd
Roy should have raped Deckard to death
>>218962546Never seen this pic before but this is why Alita failed at the box office. This girl is plain. Alita is supposed to be a babe, but this girl is just not that pretty. The eyes being oversized is not the problem, the problem is the whole face. Take away the giant eyes and you would not look twice at this girl in the farmer's market. She's just regular.
>>218959161It's a lab grown human, tho. Not a robot.
>>218975089Just found this pic on google, this is what I'm talking about, the face Alita's face is based on is just not pretty enough. You can stretch it and squish it and pop the eyes, but the face it comes from is just plain. This woman isn't beautiful or gorgeous or stunning, and Alita is supposed to be an ANGEL, not this totally regular girl with big eyes.
>>218975089I will fight you
>>218959161Replicants are not robots, they are a bio-engineered super race.
>>218975307I'm a huge fan of the manga, never saw the movie, and I'm probably late to the party here, but DO you see the difference here?
>>218976041Yes but the casting wasn't THAT bad. They could have done so much worse
>>218959161They're not robots you fucktard.
>>218959161This is why we need the Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses now more than ever
>>218959161I would sink my fat 9 inch uncut cock balls deep in my asian PAAG bot and then cuddle with her and tell her every secret Ive kept and show her boundless love. Will even save up for the optional womb attachment and shop for eggs to start a family.
>>218959161>You wouldn't fuck a robot, would you /tv/?N-n-n-no...
>>218962766A lot of zoomer e-thots draw fake freckles on, crossdressers too. Ask me how I know
>>218976984>A lot of zoomer e-thots draw fake freckles on, crossdressers too. Ask me how I knowbecause you're a tranny?
I'd bang Sean Young any day
I already know what I want her to look like.,
>>218966280Landlords let your family clean out your apartment after you die in case they want things to remember you, like a big latex but and a liter of lube.
>>218961759My delicious nutritious semen
>>218979374I wonder if Elvira ever felt herself to be exploited in any way. Like to get that job. I mean, did she do, or was she asked to do anything that's lewd or unsavory or otherwise, uh, repulsive to her person, huh?
>>218973261Game? The pc one?
>>218983424she got her start as a stripper and nude model, pretty sure she's just a whore and likes it
>>218959161Yes.
>>218980427I want to die next to my hot bot wife surrounded by our children and grand children. One day after the funeral is over and everyone has gotten over the pain, she will switch off her body and send a copy of her mind and mine into a computer to live on.
>>218983591Yes, it's a sidequel happening around the same time as the movie, but following a different blade runner. An older guy runs an expensive animal store and has a teenage girl working for him that he forces to do sexual things for him. Turns out she has a couple replicant friends that take issue with that and show up to protect her
>>218984252Would have been cheaper to buy a replicant sexbot or get a personal hooker.
>>218984713He ran the numbers and it was cheaper to hire her. Plus he could pretend she was just an employee and keep defiling her on the down low.
>>218985093Vulnerable teenage to young adult employee that I order around, trmease sexually constantly, and use like a personal fleshlight before I pay her exhorbitant wageOrOne time purchase of a 20/10 personally designed sexbot I could brutally fuck when and how I want and even treat with love and compassion when I want to pretend Im in a relationship.I choose the second. The first seems like a hassle with fewer rewards then a replicant sexbot.Plus im hung like a baby's arm holding and apple so no need for foreplay.
>>218983424Doubt that. She created the character, and has complete relative control.
>>218959161
>>218975089>Never seen this pic before>shitting on a movie you've never even seenthis sums up so many posts on /tv/
>>218989563It's all they know
>>218983954I hope Jamal steals that computer. And because he doesn't know how to work it, he destroys that computer. And then he throws the bits and pieces of that computer in his overgrown backyard in some nogged out midtown city.
>>218976984>A lot of zoomer e-thots draw fake freckles onOkay?>crossdressers tooOkay?Troons also wear shirts. I guess that's confirmation that you're a troon, seeing as how you're probably wearing a shirt right now.
>>218959161>Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a blade runner, Mr. Deckard?
>>218970644>he put it between my grippers>he wouldn't let me stop>he wore out my arm servos in 2 months>those servos have a 5 year guarantee!
>>218959161I watched four different versions of this and each of them felt lackluster because the script is just kinda doodoo. Cinematography and production design are great and some of the characters were well cast but overall its definitely overrated.
>>218990716Joke's on you, I'm wearing a tabard. Checkmate, atheists
>>218992190>Filtered four fucking times>Over an easy as piss move to understandKWAB
>>218992652>Over an easy as piss move to understandMy problem with the script is that there isn't enough depth, its too simplistic.
>>218959161too human for meI want a real sexy robot
>>218992769Huh. Ig that's valid tho. I still think of this movie to this day. I like pondering it. Ig I'm a midwit
I’ll even dress her up as Tomb Raider
>>218993067THE John Tomb Raider??
>>218993067Way better than Sophie
He say you brade runna!
>>218990893Underrated kek
>>218963722If they can make a self aware robot to not say nigger, then they can make it to do anything
>>218959161depends. her foot game?
>>218992190go back to grey's anatomy, loser
>>218984252The strange thing is not that this character exists in the game, but that she's essentially a romance option for the protag. One ending has Roy driving out of town with her in a scene that mirrors Deckard leaving with Rachel in the Theatrical Cut. Through that association, romance is heavily implied.
>>218962441they made a video game of Erika Kirk lol
>>218963246In the book they do bone marrow testing to confirm that they're replicants.
>>218983424Can't tell whether the other anons who replied recognized you were quoting Blade Runner or not. As for Elvira, she had a blast with that character or else she would have given it up decades ago. Actually I'm surprised there isn't an actual Elvira sex doll. Or is there? This might require some research.
>>219004165Well she's someone vulnerable and naive that needs protection from someone that can genuinely love her as a person and not as a disposable sex object. Roy can do be that for her treating her as his surrogate little sister or daughter. Roy has nothing else in his life and his best girl dog was murdered. If you just let Lucy run off then she'll get caught up with someone else that will use and abuse or kill her. And if you do your job, then you have to retire/kill her yourself. It never came off as Roy being into her for being underaged
>>219004233Facial blindness is sign of autism, obsessed troon.
>>218997886Not in 12 dimensions is that true
>>219007365Actually a sign of Asperger's
>>218959161I'd fuck a squirrel if she laughed at my jokes.
>>219008331I hope she bites your nuts
>>219007365I have mild face blindness. Unless I really know someone, I usually think "Huh, that person looks kind of like someone I know," until they say hi to me.
>>219008357Just ignore that prick.
>>218959161Ive had sex with multiple autistic women, so yes, I would.
>>218963246>born from artificial wombs.The cool thing is that Wallace's method could differ from the means that Tyrell used. Perhaps they were more mechanically constructed during BR1's era with Rachel being a model made for sexo and procreation that may have been born from more naturally-simulated means.Maybe headcanon, but I could see Wallace using Tyrell's latest assembly process as opposed to the early method. In the OG film and the game, the detective-characters visit scientists that are part of the physical research like designing/constructing artificial organs. In 2049, the only one he visits is memory-related i.e. the software, and nothing anymore that's got to do with how to physically make one.
>>219008331Anon, I....
>>218981977How is it useful to a robot?
>>218959161That fully depends on how horny I am by the time I've finished building it.
>>219009327In my mind, it supplements their fuel cells and it's really tasty to them
Just imagine having your own personal dove bot.
>>219010757No thanks. She looks too much like my stepdaughter
>>219010794What about a malina bot?
>You wouldn't fuckYes I would.
>>219010883Damn. Yes.
I would do anything for this
Of course i would. And why not? Half of chan is probably jeets and muzzies by this now and they fuck farm animals without batting an eye.
>>219011047Yeah. Real white people go for domesticated only
The future can't come fast enough, bros..
>>218959161Replicants aren't really robot. They are made of flesh and blood. They are closer to test tube babies.
she isn't a robot
>>219011136she'll be 3D and ugly
why is a robot smoking?
>>219013222It loves the robonico
>>219013222Captalism is still going strong as ever in this setting evem though it has destroyed the world. You step outside into the always wet, polluted, smog filled decaying ruins of the world and are lambasted with enormous and bright advertisements for various products you definitely need to buy. Robots smoking are just convincing you how cool it is and reminding you how much you need to smoke another cig.
>>219013222it's a battery, not a cigarettethat's why the smoke is blue
