>is a literal downgrade in every possible wayWhat went wrong?
>>218964524>the only blonde blue-eyed characters are malfoy and harry's auntwho would have guessed?
>>218964582>>>/pol/
theres a thread about this already, why make a new one?
I mean it doesn't help the show's case that the movies were immaculately cast from top to bottomAnd even though the '00s was itself a downgrade from the '90s, it still had a certain wonder about it which has all but vanished from 21st century civilisation
>>218964524>What went wrong?they remade something that didn't need a remake
>>218964524Harry and Ron look better, Malfoy, Hermione, Snape, McGonagall and Hagrid worse
kids aren't even hot anymore
>>218964524I don't even know what to call the trash that gets made today. They're not movies to me. They don't have the care or the artistry. It really is just content that's designed to be infinitely shoveled into open mouths.
>>218964607There is? Link it here please. Or otherwise stop your crying.
>ratiovs>you'll be hearing from my family lawyer
>>218964524top looks like ai.
>>218964524Bad director that creates wooden actors?
>>218965060Get some sleep cowpoke.
>>218964524>What went wrong?Picrel is casting director. Any questions?
>>218965060That's why they want AI in art so badly. Just an endless slop machine that is devoid of meaning and is just there to distract people from the horrors outside and make money. Money men, executives, CEOs, and Publishers are nothing but parasites that will abandon this medium if it fails for another thing to ruin. They truly are the worst thing to ever happen to art
>>218965747Be quiet shill goy slave.
>>218964524the new generation is too effeminate and ugly
>>218964524Hagrid looks like an upgrade.I ain't watching that shit though
the only question is ...why?
>We did it sir, the viewing figures are in for Potter '26.>Yeah, so?>We did well, tested well, 6-13s love it>Have we beaten the skibidi toilet?>w-well sir>Do the kids like Potter or that toilet fella?>See Skibidi Toilet was really popular, it has all these effects and the youth today are all about cgi...They *loved* Snape sir!>okay Snape spinoff. Now where's that backrub you promised me?
>>218967907this is real in my mind
>>218964524new draco is a mogger
>>218964524I always thought Radclliff and OG Ron were meh, but holy shit the new casting makes them look perfect.
>>218965311Already looks 15
>>218964524My God.. I really thought it was a troll... They actually made Snape that dreadlocked negro... Kek
>>218964598Sorry the truth offends you. Maybe try reddit.
>>218968161It's over Frodo
>>218967907>wow those figures for 6-13 are great, we could be making something a generation fondly remembers into adulthoo..>it's not all good news sir>what?>the.. the 25-45 lonely males are upset
>>218968234Just ignore them. They're still hung up on being emo or goth or whatever that gay shit is.
>>218968234>This is doing well with childrenHow retarded do you need to be?
>>218967907>>218968161Cope and seethe. Audiences already love him.
>>218968293>your mind on bbc cuck porn
>>218968293even libtards are trying to convince themselves he’s not the right actor (but for le politically correct reasons) holy keeeeeeeeeekkk
>>218964524For the films they had Daniel Radcliff playing Harry Potter, he is quite a big name movie star.For the TV series they have some kid nobody has ever heard of (wonder whose cock his mum had to suck for that?).Its quite a step back. There must have been some famous actors who would have gladly taken the role.
>>218968293>I fucking LOVED Utombo Mambabulu's performance! At first I thought he was merely the best actor on the planet and wanted him to fill my mouth up with his delicious honeyed semen, but after some reflection I realized I want him to fill my ass too! Way better than that mayo ass white boy did.
>>218964642Specially the first film encapsulates the whimsical kid fantasy movie so popular in the 80s. Feels like The Neverending Story or Labyrinth but set in the UK.
>>218964582I'm not about to go posting creepy class photos of 90s kids but blonde haired blue eyed kids aren't all that common, maybe 10% have proper blonde hair and fewer of those have blue eyes.
>>218964524The colour grading on the new version looks like utter desaturated slop. The most generic of generic looking tv show-esque grading where everything is desaturated and a little bit blue to make it look more high production value.
>>218964642Snape aside, most of the casting is pretty great. They've done the usual US fantasy TV thing of hoovering up a load of West End actorsPeople are getting butthurt about Hermoine being played by someone Greek (her skin looks no where near as tanned in normal light anyway) but she's far closer to the book description than Emma was.
>>218968535I think people are going to have to accept that muddy dim lighting is the norm for this decade. I'll still take muddy dim over blue tinted monochrome
>>218964607There are about 10 threada about this to be fair
>>218964524Why does Harry look like a 50yo lesbian?
>>218968405Is this... Bait...? Nobody knew who Radcliffe was prior to HP.
>>218968293I can tell this nigger is a straight up blatant homosexual
>>218968916Why is he so fucking zesty? They couldn't get a badass black guy??
>>218964524Chris Columbus was right when he said that everything the show does will be a shitty and derivative rehash of what he did.
>>218965857Picture Looks more fucked up the longer I look at it.
>>218968916ANAG
>>218965857ew what is she, french?
>>218968916Is that chest hair, scars or fashion? Nothing makes sense
>>218969220could be aids marks
>>218968916They're already remaking Pluribus?
>>218964524Remakes and modern adaptations for the current crop of 60IQ leftist eunuchs are a great visual representation of a steady cultural decline
>>218969335Harry Potter has always sucked, so no decline there.
>>218964642>I mean it doesn't help the show's case that the movies were immaculately cast from top to bottomMichael Gambon, Ralph Fiennes and David Tennant were miscast
>>218968599She looks indian
>>218968293>It's not that I don't want to see a nigger on screen, it's that is is too hot and cool. That's it! I'm still on the correct side of history here!
>>218968599>GreekFuck off she is at least 20% jeet.
>>218968599As someone from the UK, she doesn't look like she's from here at all.
>>218969592Voldemort completely fails to carry the back half of the HP movies. Fiennes was so goofy and weird and he doesn't even do anything besides wave his wand in the dumbest ways imaginable and do an even zestier impression of John Malkovich in Con Air.
>>218964524>Wait be so deadass, you're harry potter?>Thats litty lit bustin
>>218968599>Snape aside, most of the casting is pretty greatIs this a bot or a shill?
>>218965311why are all these actors so chopped? even the ugly bully looks better in the old version than new one
>>218968599she is self insert for all the brown chicks who consume harry potter slop in current year
>>218964524Maybe I'm autistic but at this stage I can simply tell based on phenotype and the shape of the eye area whether someone is or will grow up to be homosexual. It's uncanny but once you "see" it, it's so easy to tell
>>218964524Ron looks good, Harry looks okay, rest suck >>218969059Literally the only non-zesty black I can think of in hollywood is idris elba.
>>218969745Really? That skin color looks about right for british women
>>218968499maybe not where you're from ahmed but fair hair and eyes is the majority phenotype for anglo saxon english
>>218964524Remember when you were allowed to have regular ugly people in your movie? Why does everyone, even the old people, have to look flawless for their age?
>>218970713>Remember when you were allowed to have regular ugly people in your movie? Yes, I remember 30 seconds ago when I watched the video with the new Harry Potter cast, dummy. You're trying too hard and just come off as a babbling idiot.
>>218964524are kids getting uglier, is it all the race mixing?
>>218969592So was Domhnall Gleeson
>>218965857ban white women from doing literally anything
>>218964524>What went wrong?You turned 30 yet still talk about YA novels
>>218968293There isn't a single black actor reddit wouldn't like.
>>218968293This is hilarious
>>218964524>What went wrong?The UK is a less whimsical place now
>>218964524>The only good ones are the 2 evil white males malfoy and dudleyWhat did they mean by this?
Now they're gonna rerelease the books using these actors as the covers, I think the biggest offender was LOTR with RoP covers.
>>218964607a hag goon thread died for this...
>>218968499Of course after years of (((shenanigans)))
>>218964981they do all look very ugly, like they were all test tube babies
>>218971182>white
>>218971232I hope he screamed "Crucio" as he laid down the beating upon them godless harlots
Damn being a kid this decade must fucking suck.
>>218970963Look at petunia and Dursley. You gotta be blind to think we still see actors that old and wrinkled in modern movies.
>>218969845who are these browns because believe me, books about witches and sorcery don't go down well in the average muslim household
>>218971480Ah yes the generation born in time to never work a day in their lives have it so hard
>>218968405Holy fucking shit you're retarded.
>>218971557Sometimes I think it's crazy how good I had it as someone born in the early 90s, looking back my childhood was perfect and my adulthood is still pretty great.>grew up with LOTR movies, Harry Potter, Star Wars prequels, now shit aimed at kids/teenagers is all just political propaganda>golden age of video games with the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube rather than just fortnite and minecraft>lived the pandemic at work so it was just the privilege of remote working rather than missing out on my formative years in high school>last generation that will be able to own a home (I already do)>get to enjoy the internet when young before it turned to shitAnd yes writing that felt good.
>>218971711I was born in the 80s, it was even better a few years earlier. When your natural depression age coincided with 9/11 it was kind of like going with the flow
>>218971756I believe you, most of the stuff I like is from the 80s really.
>>218968293It's so fucking funny how absolutely everyone knows nigger Snape is a massive miscast and is only going to hurt the production, but redditors just can't bring themselves to admit that his race is the problem, because that goes against their religion, so instead they have to cope by claiming that he's too "handsome" for the role kek (which he's not, he's ugly as fuck).
>>218969220Black guy chest hair looks like pubic hair.
>>218971854gave them big dicks to make up for putting the pubes on their heads
>>218968599>but she's far closer to the book description than Emma was.She's not. You've let years of black hermione tumblr raceswaps cloud your perception.
>>218971498We obviously do, some of us watch more than children's cartoons and YA adaptations.
>>218970368It's not nigel, brown hair always dominated, britain is not scandinavia. Masturbate on your blonde twinks all you want, you were never the majority.
>>218971850It's funny they will pretend niggers are attractive but they draw the line at indians.
>>218964524Dumbledore is unironically orthodox jewish, this is hilarious.
>>218969059Id watch a wesley snipes snape
>>218964524Hermione looks like a literal monkey lmao
>>218968293I genuinely wish death upon these freaks. The fact they're trying to skirt around that he's a negro is so fucking hilarious and pathetic. Just fucking say it lmao
>>218971890The Whale is an outlier, an exception that proves the rule. Again, you must be blind to not notice the general attractiveness and "perfection" required of movies today compared to before ~2007. It's funny you say you watch more than kids movies yet apparently haven't seen shit made before the 2000s lmao. This is extremely obvious to anyone that has. Leading male roles used to be given to shriveled up old dudes that most women would scream at the thought of them trying to touch her without a second thought. I know most people online now are below age 30 and haven't watched much older films but this is just sad. Have ever seen a 90s film? And the 90s were still bad I just know there's probably no chance you've seen a film from the 70s
>>218972113Yeah she's disgusting
>>218964524Who fucking cares about some faggot childrens show jesus this board is intolerable with its capeshittery
>>218970287That's very low class fake tan, think trailer park girl.
>>218972195we must ensure a future for white children by complaining online about niggers in Harry Potter
When was the last time I saw a product getting clowned on so hard by normiesCrazy entertainment value not going to lie
>>218972316Snow White is still on 1.6/10 right?
>>218972328"I'm not watching the obnoxious cunt and the jew" is different to "snape bullied by potter who hanged him on a tree is now a nigger lmao"
>>218972684What about Hermione, former teenage heartthrob, being a fucking paki now?
>>218964524these movies aren't that old. WHY are they being remade?>because we need to make the smart girl a jeet and the silent hero a niggerthanks mr goldstein
>>218965857JEW
>>218964524Who cares. This slop is for zoomers
>>218968599>she's far closer to the book description than Emma was.Post the book description, anon. Go ahead.
>>218970368Brown hair and blue eyes. Blonde is scandi. But whites must have pink pale skin and blue eyes no exceptions
>>218968293>I saw Snape and was like "Damn he looks awesome"
>>218968599The book describes hermione as white you fuck
>>218964524Why does John Lithgow just look like a rabbi?
>>218964524It's not entirely the actors fault They are uglier, but the lighting is way worse in the new one; looks like it was all done in post super cheaplyLike Taylor Sheridan slop levels of cheapNo one in the crew gave a shit
>>218968293The western liberal mind cannot comprehend a black actor being miscast in a role. They will do anything but agree with the chuds. This is some of the funniest mental gymnastics I've ever seen
Why does desperate housewives have better lighting than like 70% of tv shows made nowadays? This is absolutely pathetic
>>218971540Believe it or not, not all browns are Muslim. That dude is right by the way, every single brown girl I know loves Harry potter
>>218973550But bruh darker means it's more mature!
>>218971232
>>218964524they'll race swap anyone except the blonde white villains, really makes you think
>>218964524No one knows how to light a scene anymore for one thing.
>>218968499They're all over the place where I live.
>>218964524Gen Alpha malfoy sells the bully behavior better but that hairstyle is killing him.
>>218969080He said that? Link?
>>218964598The show is /pol/ bait.
>>218964524Hermoines hair being pulled up in a band is a terrible choice. Would be a perfectly fine cast otherwise.
>>218965882At this point who cares? If AI is going to be as soulless as current movies and indistinguishable anyways, then I say go for it.
>What went wrong?You not growing up. This solely happened because millennials are completely infantilized. We've seen how desperate you are when zoomers do some sort of bullshit and try to copy it, and now we're seeing you also desperately trying copy inane shit gen A is doing.You can cry broccoli/whatever the gen alpha mullet is being called all you want, but this is the reality of it.Now go buy a bunch of Pokémon cards
>>218974821what? take your meds. unironically
where are the colors in the new version?
>>218974821>you>you>youAnd you are?
>>218974880
>>218975111gorilla warfare division private publix sir
>>218970368
>>218975168is that the new ayatollah?
>>218964813>Harry and Ron look betterThey look like themthey trannies.
Are they gonna grow old like og actors?
>>218975125I wish the show was actually this kino
Did they just assume mudblood meant brown?
>>218964524It's nothing but a sign of the downfall of society.You can choose to laugh or cry but remaking Harry Potter now, what a fucking joke.
>>218973204The whiteness test is pink nipples. There is no other requirement.
>>218975491The funny thing is in the shots that aren't darker than snapes skin, where you can actually see anything on screen, the whole thing has enough of that AI generated look that even obvious AI edits look like they fit in almost seamlessly.
>>218975125>doesn't hold it sidewaysmeh
>>218976189Give it time anon. We're living in a world of endless potential for shitpost edits.
>>218976184the thing that stands out the most is his hand actually having vivid colors
at least all the deleted scenes are gonna be included including missing parts from the bookshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJcbAze3b1w
Honestly, everything looks good except for the three primary cast members.Even felonius snape looks ok.
>>218976694Based blind anon imagining his own reality.
Is it just me or does this look like a toy train set
>>218968599>>218968916YAS YAS
>>218964981kek
>>218964524>What went wrong?it was made
>>218965857>NOSEThis explains literally everything lmao
>>218976694Ron is alright.
>>218971435KEK
I actually prefer the look of the new kids especially Ron, grint was always shit.
>>218964642You watched them when you were ten mate, obviously you will love these movies over any modern adaptation. The child acting in these movies are truly awful.
>>218968535>The colour grading on the new version looks like utter desaturated slop.Some one didnt watch the later Harry potter movies. All sarted with Azkaban.
>>218968630Remember people said this was good because the colour represents the mature themes and the characters aging up. kek
>>218972223>That's very low class fake tan, think trailer park girl.99% of women walk around like this from all classes. That Kardashian bimbo did a number on our women.
>>218968916>He's too goodlooking to play snape
>>218980116explain why you like the new Hermione
>>218974821>You not growing up.Gen X spent their entire lives glazing Goerge Lucas until the prequels. Sorry but we deserve our own cultural moment. Hopefully Zoomers can have something similar.
>>218980536Shes more expressive for one. That feminist cannot act to save her life, lucky she dodged the bong genes.
>>218975125>Sorry, Severius. Lily’s no mudshark. if you want coalburners, try sniffing around Hufflepuff
>>218964524Yanks in charge of a British ip
>>218965857It's remarkable how jews have that uncanny valley look that triggers your fight-or-flight response
>>218964582The Malfoys were the only blonde blue-eyed characters in the original too. They actually added one this time by making Aunt Petunia blonde. Oh and Neville has blue eyes and looks blonde too.
>>218982569also it looks like Crab and Goyle are blonde this time
>>218980222I was 26 when the first one came out actually
>>218968599Fuck off, even if she has greek blood she's like half indian and it's racist to imply greeks look indian you disingenuous jew
>>218976694I thought we were calling him Snegrius
>>218965857>asymmetric eye position and shape>peach fuzz on cheeks>horse gummed>beaver toothed>evil witch nose>adam's appleWho would have guessed, a putrid rotten vermin termite who wants to make the world as ugly and bereft of all beauty as she is. This show is made in her image, truly.
>>218968481GEG
>>218964524i think john lithgow and nick frost will do well. they are both great actors
>>218980810I forgot that we'll eventually see the blackie getting cucked at some point
>>218964524>What went wrong?Kikes put idealistic white women in charge
>>218968293Every day without Redditor genocide, we fail as a species
>>218964524>take Harry Potter>remove all the whimsy>shart it out onto HBOIt will still do well because it's the most popular IP ever to come out of books, but it will likely peak Season 1.
>>218984774*ideological
>>218965060It’s called slop
>>218984835it wont last. the whimsy is critical. chris columbus is the king of childhood whimsy, and it shows - the first two movies are genuinely magical adventures. from movie 3 onward the series loses all charm and turns unnecessarily dour
>>218980774You’ve seen a one second clip of the new Hermione with no voice and she’s better? Quit fucking lying lmao
Dumbledore’s hat seems…wrong
>>218964524>makes fun of the scar as soon as possible>hehe PEW like the deadly curse that killed you parents, get it? xD
>>218985498Yeah when was that a thing in the books? Everyone just seemed in awe or scared of it
>>218964524i'm watching for my nigga Partagaz
>>218985717Yeah, or sympathetic and awkward about mentioning it, like Ron in the book and movie. His mom even goes out of the way to tell Ron not to mention it and everything. He still mentions it anyway, but in a way that makes sense for a kid that is just curious about it after having heard of Harry Potter his whole life.This just makes Ron come off as a disrespectful little shit kid just treating it as a laugh. I guess it's true to how kids act now at least
>>218985132>quit lyingit's all they have
>>218984738I dunno man, with how brazen the jews are these days you can't count out something like Lily and James being an arranged marriage and Lily and Snape having a torrid affair at hogwarts.
>>218964598yet if they were the only black characters you'd be complaining -- right?
>>218965857Literally looks like a skeksis.
>>218965857Look at that fucking BEAK
>>218968916Are those HIV spots?
>>218964524meddl loide
>>218969592this. terrible.
>>218968916Why don't black people like wearing shirts?The black doctor who was exactly the same in his promo shots
>>218968916>he plays for the other team>he gardens uphill>he gon match your curtains with your sheets>he indulges in the french vice
>>218964524Why do all the kids look like uncanny valley cg in the new show?
>>218990380all tavistock clinic government clones under the epstein-potter fuck terfs act of 2016
>>218977909I don't remember what it's called but a lot of bong crime shows do this thing
>>218968485They really need to update the shitty CG in that first movie though. I'm sure some will say that's part of the charm, but I just find it distracting. It jumped up considerably even by Chamber of Secrets.
>>218965311Why does he have the zoomer broccoli haircut, isnt it supposed to be the 90s?
>>218965311new Malfoy is an amazing actor, watch Lord of the Flies he plays the same character pretty much
>>218971232How fucked up are they going to be for the rest of their lives? Every time they see any sort of Harry Potter merchandising, they're going to be reminded of a face-stabbing.
>>218964524I like the Dumbledore and the Dudley.
>>218991662go back
>>218965311>scared bussin, Potter? fr fr
Harry Potter the boy who was racist
>>218965857Who is this cunt? The casting on a knight of seven kingdoms nailed it perfectly.
>>218991662>watch lord of the fliesno, it's browned
>>218982569I already like this new Neville more than the old one, he was a terrible actor. Had a decade to prepare for his only relevant scene and still acted completely wooden.
>>218964524If you don't like then don't watch it. We don't need a handful of seethe threads about the new hp stuff every day.
>you can't HECKING make fun of this, it's the future!
>>218968916Zesty looking nigger
>>218975125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trQZFMziIRI
>>218975125Exactly. He looks like he should either be fighting Blaculas, or in the Matrix. Too "cool" to be Snape.Luckily, with AI going where it's going, we'll eventually be able to "mod" film/tv. I look forward to the "Adam Driver Mod".
>>218965857>the nose nearly dipping past the lipShe doesn't even look human
This is what selling WB to Paramount looks like
>>218992714Paramount doesn't own them yet, and rumor has it this is WB forcing Black Snape before Ellison could come in and put the kill on it. They already put out a release date, so if Ellison comes in and says to recast him, they'll have to explain to millions of disappointed fans that they had to delay the release because Ellison is a racist. That combined with the Colbert thing is just a pre-emptive double "fuck you" to the new owners.
>>218976442>>218975125>>218968916>Why do you think Snape wants to steal the stone Harry? Hermione asked >Harry started to sweat profusely but he knew silence would only make things worse. He just looks suspicious alright?! Nothing else got it?! Can we stop it with the third degree!? He answered almost screaming before picking up the pace.
Those who blessed Hogwarts will be blessed and those those curse it will be not named.
>>218964524Wtf did they do to snape and hermione lmaoo
>>218965311>>218965857I have a female coworker that looks like the actor cast for Harry. In other words, androgynous.
>>218968499I have 5 childhood friends I'm still friends with2 have blonde hair and blue eyes
>>218964598>>>/faggot/
