https://x.com/supermariomovie/status/2037153866836504878
>>218971376Oh my diddy blud is this real
>>218971376huge news for 35+ year olds
>>218971376Who's gonna voice him?
>>218971376Which unfunny kike comedian who hasn't been relevant for fifteen years is going to voice him? James Franco?
>>218971442Chris Pratt or Jack Black like always
>>218971442Pedro Pascal
>>218971376Where are his tiny ankles and giant metal shoes?
>>218971442Hunter Schafer
>>218971376Damn he looks cute as fuck here, very marketable and nick wilde-ish looking but it looks good.I wanna pound his guts.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT CANNOT HAPPENTHEY WILL RUINS EVERYTHINGAND MORE FURRY FOX SHIT FOR A LICENSE THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUTSTOP PRETENDKNG YOU CARE ABOUT STAR FOX, NO ONE PLAY THIS SHIT, YOU JUST MASTURBATE ON THE BLUE FOX FROM THAT GAMECUBE GAME
KRYSTAL ON THE BIG SCREEN A MILLION NEW FURRIES WILL BE BORN
>>218971774>Where are his tiny ankles and giant metal shoes?Anon...
>>218971376>this is the closest thing to new star fox content we'll ever get outside of smash bros gameslol
>>218971437made me lolski, anon
>>218971893HARRY PARTIDGE SAID HE HAS TINY ANKLES AND GIANT METAL SHOES!
>>218971437Hehehe, it's funny cause it's sad and true
A barrel roll?
I hate miyamoto so fucking much it's unreal, I bet he's gonna fucking put Pikmins too here.
>donkey kong in spaceship>fox says to him "do a barrel roll!">he throws a barrel through the windshield and blows up>"no not like that!"
what the heck?
>>218972024They're in, and ROB too
if you're a grown man without children and you go see this movie, you need help
>>218971442It should be Tom Cruise, Star Fox is basically Top Gun in space with animated animals and his voice is the right pitch.
>>218971442Jamie Foxx
Why did they have to spoil it???
Putting in Fox McCloud before Samus is certainly a choice. I guess Illumination just really, really, really hate the idea of a woman being cool.
>>218971437>huge news for 35+ year oldseveryone on /tv/
>>218972203Samus doesn't really fit the Minions-like tone of irrerevence they've set. Even if she did show up, she'd be at the butt end of a joke.
>>218972190>spoilgrow up
>>218971376He hasn't had a game in what feels like forever
>>218972231She can just drive by in her spaceship and maybe blow up some space debris. That would be the perfect cameo.
>>218972231>NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY GIRLBOSS WIFE!!! AAAARRGGGHHHH!What causes this?
>>218972203>>218972231They will turn her into some girlboss cunt like Peach.
>>218972237i mean from a marketing standpoint i would be smarter to have people talk about this stuff after watching rather then befre
>>218971966Its not shoes he had in older games. Hes a pilot and they had legs cut and replaced with ciborg legs. Helps keeping the blood in your head under high G pressure.
>>218972203If they made a Metroid film it should be a horror genre, they won't do it but it would be kino. There is a creepy air to the entire series.
>>218971442Paul Rudd, or maybe Bradley Cooper
>>218972274She’s been a girlboss cunt for like two decades at this point
>>218971442Barron Trump
>>218972306Not really
>>218971376I'm so fucking mad they released this poster. I would have screamed like a 12 year old if I saw this in theaters. I would have punched a small child in the face over the excitement. They robbed me of a moment of pure joy.
>>218971442Glen Powell
>>218972203Fox>lmao we can never do anything substantial with this franchise anyway because miyamoto refuses to let it ever advance and its only fans are furry degensSamus>nintendo's most prized girlboss franchise that they won't ever risk doing badly
>>218972319>>>/pol/
>>218972284jossed theoryit's also not PG like the games, so anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together knows this "lore" isn't real
>>218972354I'm jacking off to Krystal's tits right now with one hand on my dick and the other on the mouse.
>>218972373nigga nintendo doesn't give a fuck about metroid
>We want the Zootopia 2 audienceI mean, sure. Why not. I'm 35+ and I don't give two foxs about star fox.
More fucking nostalgiabait slop, do millenials really? Embarrassing to be born in the 90’s at this point.
>>218972425>literally just spent over $100m on the 10th main entry in a franchise they supposedly don't give a fuck about
>>218972203they probably want Metroid to be live-action if they bother. Also Miyamoto is the driving force of these movies and Pikmin and the star fox characters are his creation
>>218972473Glad I was born in the 80s
>>218972602Wasn't Star Fox primarily driven by the guys who innovated the tech to make that first game? They made like every Star Fox up until the DS.
>>218971442Awkwafina
>>218972134goddamit i fucking knew it. He's the one who should have been killed by a Truck instead of his rival
>Falco in the 90's: Andross is an insane fool!>Falco in current day: Andross is a master of 4D chess, 4 more years
>>218972675yes why I said characters, Argonaut designed the gameplay but it was just ships flying around they didnt develop any of the story. They also only made the original, the unreleased (until recently) Star Fox 2, and Star Fox DS
>>218973192But didn't they also drive the story? I haven't played it but I've heard the DS game had a bunch of weird story beats in the form of alternate scenarios.
>>218971442Idris Elba
PRETTY SMOOTH FLYING, FUCKS
>>218973402What the heck?
>>218972692Awkwafina is for Daisy (once Nintendo stops neglecting her)
>>218973402OH MAN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO JACK OFF
>>218971442Fredryk Phox
>Fox McCloudliterally never heard of it or seen this character ever in my life.
>>218971376Prosthetic legs or we riot
>>218971847Lylat wars was the first time I ever specifically sought out a game to buy instead of just grabbing something that looked cool from a shelf or that I got as a present, and I played the shit out of itNow though I do mostly do what you said
>>218972821>rivalFucking retard. They were coworkers.
>>218972144But you're fine with all the threads bitching about disney princesses?
>>218971376I only know who Fox is because I grew up playing Smash Brothers and then subsequently played Starfox on a web browser emulator in 2009.
>>218972144I’m 44 this year and saw the first one on my birthday with my mum and we had a good laugh about his sad this scenario was and had a jolly good time. I love my mum.
>>218972144I'm a grown man without children but I'll wait until it's on blu rayDoes that count
What's he thinking right now?
Sorry, I only watch kino vidya movies.Sega does what NintenDON'T.
>>218974973Yeah
>>218971376I only saw the first movie after it was free on Amazon prime around last christmas. Well, technically free since Prime costs 9 bucks.
>>218971442Mel Gibson:>Peach, you look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault!
>>218971376he needs to be like 15% less cute. I guess it doesnt really feel out of place when the mario world is already so loose and abstract, same with many Nintendo games in general, so fuck it just go wild. I predict Kirby will show up too.
>>218971437Damn son right in the heart.
>>218972203No way are they making an animated Metroid when Zelda got shoved into live-action.
So, who will be in the post credit scene?KirbyPikachuCaptain FalconSamusMake your bet
>>218971376which black actor is voicing Star Fox?
>>218971442Vladimir Putin.
>>218971437Sad but true. Star Fox was always my fave as a young furfag zillennial and it still hurts me that it hasn't been relevant in like twenty years cause Nintendo fucked it to death with Star Fox Command.
>>218978008Star Fox Command was pretty sweet though. It was the one on Wii U that truly killed the franchise.
>>218971437>>218972144I watch all retro gaming stuff. Seen all Sonic movies. Did not bother with Uncharted.They should still make a puppet Star Fox short film, this is 2 years old alreadyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774548056697854.mp4
>>218976965They might've realized they fucked up with LA Zelda
cast her
>>218973232stfu
>>218972203>>218972373Metroid is more of a cult classic and is in no way widely popular. It never has been.
>>218972203she would steal Peach's thunder
i literally have no clue what his personality is.
>>218971437...
>>218971376>we want the zootopia audience
>>218971376We're back.
>>218971442Shia LaBeouf
>>218977062none of the above, people who think a Smash movie is happening are retards
>>218981822And why is that?
>>218971442Cody Schwab
>>218977062neither. it will be luigi buying a scratch off and winning the mansion
>>218979525
>>218982826>When you want Margot Robbie but don't have Margot Robbie money
>>218979525Hunter obviously
I can't wait for the banjo kazooie movie
>>218984990How much would this anger the chuds?LOL
>>218982826looks bogged
>>218974973>Ant Man box officeKek
>>218985162>boggedWhy are so many anons misusing this word now
TOE YAAHH
>>218985709Your mom is bogged
do a barrel roll XDmember that memei member
>>218986472lets see you come up with something funnier than do a barrel roll
Bump for cute fox butt
>>218984990>>218985074You guys should do this again LOL it worked out really well when her agent tried doing this with Zelda
>>218986753Do a nigger roll
I was a lust penis.
>>218986753Do a 360 and walk away
>>218984990Metroid fans can’t catch a break, can they?
>>218971376F-Zero chads keep winning by not doing anything
>>218971437Bruv. Why you gotta do unc dirty like that
>>218971437Enjoy the dystopian hellscape we're leaving behind for you, faggot! :^)
>>218991551Based
>>218991088All it takes for one role for you to get BTFOYou will like the girlcock
>>218971437What’s worse, Disney Adults or Nintenbabies?
>>218993368I've never been banned for shitting on Disney, but I have been banned many times for shitting on Nintendo. So I'm going with tendies.
This is going to generate so much porn
>>218971376it's just miyamoto created IPs you retard
>>218971376>We're getting a Super Smash Bros movie nowBACK TO THE WAGIE CAGIE SAKURAI
>>218971376looks like absolute shit
>>218971437well yeah that's pretty much the point since millennials are at the stage in their lives when a lot of them are having kids of their own, so it's both pandering to their childhoods and creating new fans/consumers of the chosen IP
>>218986753A black guy, a Jew, and Fox McCloud walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says, “Get the fuck out!”
>>218972306Being a female character doesn't automatically make her a girlboss you impotent cretin
>>218971376HOLY SHIT, that's Star Fox!!!
>>218971376Is that baby Andross?
>>218971442Bill Hader.
is this game even good
how would you introduce them all /tv/?
>>218997956Old /tv/ could never handle a live action Squidling
>>218971437>mfw 36"One ticket to The Super Mario Galaxy Movie please"
>>218971376why does he look more filled out and bara compared to his normal look?
>>218972144imagine NOT being a child at heart. Couldn't be me
so is the first nu-mario movie actually worth watching? Haven't bothered to check it out yet, but I do enjoy the games
>>218998071how come?
>>218971376MAKE PATH OF RADIANCE
>>218979525you just KNOW they're gonna cast Brie Larson in the role
>>218998390She’s Rosalina
>>218986753Shadow got away with "Disgusting black creatures" in Sonic 3, so at this point anything is possible
>>218998409I said what I said
>>218998368They are pedophiles and pleasure themselves to the thought of engaging in sexual intercourse with children.
>>218998442Very unlikely they use the same person for multiple roles.
>>218998352Not really. It's a pretty boring and safe movie. Even if you're a fan of Mario there's not much to get out of it.
>>218998510gotcha, I'll just wait and watch both movies when they come out on streaming eventually
>>218971437I feel targeted
They more their audience
>>218999671know*
>>218971376They could have left it at being a Super Mario movie, but, OK. Star Fox materials have not been seen in a long time. Is this really the right way to reinvigorate enthusiasm for the Star Fox series, by inclusion with Mario and co.?
