You now remember Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
I thought it was watchable
>>218975069>low res gifGMS
>>218975069I thought he was way more miscast than her. Cara seemed like she was trying. The guy just seemed completely wooden the whole time 0 chemistry
>>218975098It would have been way better if the leads could act.
2017 was 15 years ago
>>218975229And if they didn't look like ugly siblings
>>218975069>no tits>no ass>no hips>can't actLiterally built like a boy. Her face is ok and looks cute at times but she really has nothing going for her. At least other models turned "actresses" who can't act have something going for them like Emily Ratajkowski and her big tits
>they tried to make this 6/10 happen because she has rich connected parents
>>218975069I got something she can suck on
>great intro>rest of the movie is terribleAny other movie like this?
>>218975190Yeah the guy was terrible. Cara at least kind of got what they were doing. The guy acted like his brain was replaced by a log of wood.
>>218975069>gifwhat year is this
>>218975401time is a flat circle
>>218975378Nah. It was a good story and flawless CGI. I liked the little side quests so the plot wasn't too linear.
>>218975069I miss Cara. I don't care she's a nepobaby, who isn't these days?
>>218975069What is this bodytype called?
>>218975617>good story Pretty sure it was batshit bananas
>>218975321shes not even drinking
>>218975659lithe, I guess?
>>218975361Love her pixie figure. So does annie Clark and Michelle Rodriguez. This chick is a lezzie stud.
>>218975069This is what Bill Paxton meant by “ass like a 10-year-old boy”.
>>218975659Hot af! Waif, pixie. Petite.
>>218975069I saw it not long ago, it was literally okay.
>>218975069I can't believe they made a big budget blockbuster movie with an incestual sibling pair as the leads
>>218975659lesbian boy
>>218975069It gives me incest vibes
>>218975069Oh rightaaaand its gone
>>218975069What's Cara doing these days? Is she still fucking random starlets or settle down?
>>218976429I hope she is still roaming around and seducing innocent girlie. Its a goal to double team franny with her.
>>218975069I wanted to like it. The Noble savage shit should have been pulled and replace the male lead with someone taller and I think you have a workable movie.
Isn't that the question of the day?
>>218975069I'll stick with the original, thank you.
>>218975659The kind americans would never like
>>218975069I liked itRihannah was surprisingly good in it
>>218975069holocaust, tranny, Jewish propagnda.Awful shitJews ruin everything
>>218975069I liked it.
>>218975069[Spoiler] test [/Spoiler]
>>218975659Hot as fuck
>>218975378Judge Dredd 1995
>>218976758Because we’ve actually got standards. That’s not the own you evidently thought it was.
I really dontwho's that whore?
>>218975378House of 1000 Corpses. The Spaulding bit at the beginning was great, carried entirely by Sid Haig’s charisma, but the rest of the movie seems to be an exercise in finding as many ways to annoy the audience as possible. A fact that Rob Zombie seemed to be aware of, because he made Spaulding the de facto main character in Devil’s Rejects, and it’s the best thing he’s ever done that doesn’t involve White Zombie or Hellbilly Deluxe.
>>218977705The average American enjoys obese brown women. Us aristocrats appreciate more… balanced proportions, if you will.
>>218975190shitty actor in Spider-Man too
>>218977882The bitch in OP is literally built like an adolescent boy. If you’re telling me that you “aristocrats” are pedophiles, yeah, we kind of already knew that.
the hottest couples always look related
>>218978041If you think being attracted to this makes you a “pedophile” there’s no point in having a discussion.
>>218978041Its cause straight men let gay men take over theater and fashion.
>>218975190He's not the type to play a charismatic action/adventure protagonist, he's the angsty brooding villainous type. Cara whatshername isn't a worse actress than any other given bimbo.
>>218975378Saving Private Ryan
>>218975069I'm kinda mad about this because I used to jack off to comics Laureline, she has a few nude scenes
>>218975378The Revenant
>>218975378John Carpenters Vampires
>sees attractive woman>immediately thinks about sex with underage boys Yeah, we’re the weird ones
>>218975190>>218975229The main problem is they are just horribly miswritten.They are supposed to be the elite delta force agents but are teenagers, the premise was broken from the start.
>>218975069I imagine if I was gay this body would turn me on super hard. But to be fair, if she's street by body would probably turn her off.
>>218975098I thought they were siblings and it made me hard. Definetely watchable movie
>>218975069One of those movies I had zero confidence in after about 20 minutes in. By the time they got to the CGI marketplace or whatever I was checked out. Horribly paced and awkwardly written. Felt like unrefined eurotrash slop.
>eww yucky
>>218975069nepo fucking cunt ruined imdb boards
>>218978180its just fat people coping about curves. women have won the sexual war and theyre imposing the victory conditions on us right now.skinny hot girls are "boyish" in the same way that 20 year olds are "literally children"
>>218978861>ruined imdb boardsHow? That post was from 2015 and IMBD forums closed down in 2017. Explain your scizo theory on how thats Cara's fault
>>218978041This is what successful, sophisticated American men are attracted to. No amount of reddit tranny astroturfing can change that.
>>218975378matrix 3 alien v predator requiem spawn
>>218975321AI?
Reminder
>>218979050Based internet histor
Reminder that Dane Dahan lurks here.
>>218975069
>>218979660Best use of ai ever!
kino
>>218980322Pretty sleek. We need metabarons now!
>>218975321OOFmy grandma has a less flabby ass than her.....
>>218982838I want to dominate your granny.
>>218977644i really miss the time when i was a hairless skelly teen male
>>218975069no i don't, didn't watch it
>>218982922 still more feminine with wider hips than Cara
>>218975190I agree she's fine. She's just there to be hot. He however was a terrible charisma vaccumm whose confidence and arrogance did him no favors
>>218975378
Both lead actors were terrible and ruined this flick. It could have been so much more.
>>218977705>Because we’ve actually got standards.kek>According to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, over 40% of American women are classified as obese, indicating a significant public health trend.
Prime Rihanna, the rest of the movie was cheap looking Euro sci fi garbage.
>>218979660based
>>218975069I liked the outro songthat's pretty much all I remember
>>218975069Fridge
>>218975190It was ment to happen a decade earlier with Milla and Leo
>>218975098They couldn't even go to a real beach? This looks like a green screen shot.
Cara de pibe
I love her
>>218975378Tango & Cash
>>218985190They are in a simulation, retard. Watch the movie before whining
>>218975378Dune Part 2
>>218985384that movie is a classic
>>218975361>Emily Ratajkowski
>>218982922You can lose weight and shave your body hair you know?
>>218979660looks like a skinny dude with long hair
>>218986617I need you to introduce me to some skinny dudes if they look like that
>>218978213>he's the angsty brooding villainous typeValerian in the comics is the very opposite. He's a parody of Buck Rogers' type charaters, a good man but abrasive and a bit hot headed.
>>218977644Maybe the first pic of her where her face looks really good. Legs slightly too skinny. Needs paler skin and to stop bleaching her fucking hair. Why do so many women insist on the bleach, fucking stop. She'd look so much better pale with dark fair, fuck.
>>218986713I mean she looks like a good looking skinny feminine guyNot as if the average string bean looks like that
>>218987745At least she has blue eyes. Bleached hair and brown eyes is an awful look.
>>218987882But yeah Jesus she looks better with dark hair lol
>>218987745Because blonde is hot. even on asians
>>218986252Christopher Walken wearing a nightgown talking to Florence Pigh?
>>218987745I think Margot Robbie is one of the only ones that looks better bleached
>>218975321This based bitch has fucked half the Hollywood prime whores
>>218987882True, that's even worse than bleach+tan. >>218987920It's fine if it looks natural (ideally with pale, pale skin and light eyes). Bleach jobs don't look natural 80% of the time. Just a personal preference, but I'm surprised how many women like doing it, and apparently how many guys like how it looks. t. light blond male who doesn't have to bleach it
>>218988033Think I agree, but here it should be lighter, like chestnut brown. It's nearly jet black.
>>218988289I don't know, it just looks good on the right person. Dark eyebrows and blonde hair are a really nice contrast when it compliments the face well. I even kind of like the dark roots honestly.
>>218988367This is probably her best color. This might be close to her natural color.
>>218988289>>218988289Yeah. I mean more natural is always best. But I like even fried bleached hair on girls. But I have always liked trashy looks as well. is what it is. not something i care about though
>>218975321Nice ass. I want to watch her drop anchor.
>>218975069I liked it well enough
>>218975378X-Men Origins: Wolverine28 Weeks Later
>>218975069Recast the film to make it better
>>218985146That would have been amazing.>>218975069>>218975098Try watching it muted, no subtitles. It is unironically much better.>>218975229>>218978544Luc Besson is absolutely shit at writing dialog and for that matter directing character interactions. He's really only good with story concepts, overall plot, and action, which would be fine if he stuck to pure action/scifi movies. Unfortunately because he's had such great luck with phenomenal leads that can carry for like 30 years, he seems to have gotten it into his head that he can do more than just action. Cara and Dane have been pretty shitty actors in a LOT of instances, but they have also been pretty good in quite a few movies. They are two leads that absolutely need good direction and they will be fine.
>>218975378up
I am halfway through this movie but left to go have sex. AMA
>>218985146Milla would probably be great in it. Drawing a blank on whom to cast for the male role. Don't think Leo would be the right fit though. hmmm, not Keanu either lol. But who?
>>218991074Did you make the guy cum? Are you sore?
>>218975321stunt buttdifferent bikini bottoms too
It was funny seeing Cara pretend to kick a bunch of dude's asses
>amazing premise that could have been the next star wars>let's DOA the entire thing with the worst miscasting possiblewew lad
Cara is /our hornball
>>218975321This movie caused her downfall
>>218998203>tattoosEw
>>218998283Fag
>>218998362She's literally a lesbian
>>218998362
>>218998283I know right, I wouldn't let her kiss me even if I were totally heckin waster.
>>218998495I guarantee she takes the pipe
>>218975378Enter the Void
>>218975069Probably the worst casted film ever
>>218975069This movie was better than Fifth Element
Imagine
>>219000220>This movie was better than Fifth ElementIt wasn't but it was a very pretty movie that had it's moments.
>>219000262Image being born an upper class twit and this is what you aspire to.Bankrupt culture
>>218975190Ironically Clive Owen who was in the movie playing some random general would’ve been the better choice
>>219000339Odds are she was passed around the elites like a cock sleeve before the age of 12. Shocking she didn’t end up even more depraved.
>>218998203Memes aside, it was a teen movie for teens. They were cast perfectly. There’s just no way that script ever works for any other demographic and Besson was good to recognize that.
>>218978180why must she be so crazy?
>>218975378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVPEh7_k5tc
>>218975582Caspere knew this.
Tard wife
>>218975069I enjoyed it. She was great, he was ok.
>>218982677Impossible to film
>>218975321brother and sister.
>>218975378OG Dawn of Dead.Once they get to the mall it becomes boring.
>>219006136Hot.
>>218975378DUNC (1984)
>>218975378Spectre
>>219002475 Caspere also knew you don’t hand a $200m budget to a euro auteur so he can cast two perfume models as space Han Solo and call it culture. That’s why he was face down in a motel with the lights blown out. The industry never learns.
>>218975069manfaced flat unsexy uggo
>>219007372DUNC was is the shitty Villememe flick.The 1984 one is Dune and it's good
i thought it was a fun movie
>>218975098Both leads are absolut chaaisma-vaccuums though. Now AI is here we might be able to save the movie by replacing them with people who can act.Replace Delvigne with her modelling pal, Suki Waterhouse. Switch DeHaan out for anyone who doesn't look like a 90s grunge kid.
>>219008385It would've been better if Cara could act and there was even a small bit of chemistry between the leads.
>>218975355That was the only good part about it
How the fuck do you wilfully cast Ethan Hawke in any movie? Charisma vacuum who can't act much.
>>218975069Absolute unwatchable piss, two actors who are awful annoying and can't act turned it off immediately.
Cara is sex.
>>219011936She looks like a retired coke whore but whatever floats your boat anon
>>218975229One of them could, but you just cant make anything decent with delevigne
>>219013157She was better than he was.
>>218975378wargames
>>219013228she was nothing
>>219011974Whatever floats my boat is girls who might let me pee in their butt so retired coke whore is a definite plus imo
>>218977644Hot assfuck*
>>219013435Speaking of, do you think she's done ass to mouth? Are there any prominent celebrities you're sure practice that sort of thing regularly? Are there any that are even dirtier? Like maybe they drink piss or fuck dogs? As a percentage, how many celebrities do you think have swallowed dog semen? I think it's gotta be at least a couple of percentage points. Like get together all the women who've been in Luc Besson movies and at least one big name has to have. Maybe it was Cara, maybe Charlize Theron, maybe Mila Jovavich, maybe even Natalie Portman? Like statistically there's a not terrible chance at least one of them has done that. It's kinda hot god I'm gonna fap wanna watch?
>>218975069I like this film. what other fun original sci-fi is out there?
>>219013617>what other fun original sci-fi is out there?For me, it's Poor Little White Guy 13
>>219008385>Sir, we took your daughter to the Flower Festival and... we lost her. She was wearing silly outfit as she does, you know? And went to smell some flowers, we only took our eyes off for but a moment and she vanished!
what did she mean by this
>>219013822Ahh, the pussy room. Unironically imagine the smell.
>>218977882Anyone that finds this body attractive unironical might be a gay pedophile. There's 0 womanly features, no hips, breasts, anything.
>>219014287wanting to fuck a skeleton is a telltale sign of low testosterone
>>218975321wish women wore cool bikinis like this, even those this one is altered and cost like $2000 at the time
>>219007947You do and you don't honestly.
>>219014287>>219014312>t. lardasses copingthin women are peak beauty
>>218975069I like petite chicks, but she's way too fridgy. Blocky waist is the worst thing a woman have in terms of physique.
>>219014935you type like a gay pedophile
>>218979635DANE?
>>219006172>Once they get to the mall it becomes boringGlad I am not the only one.Most of the movie is 3 people sat in a small room talking.
>>218977882god I love light peach fuzz so much
>>219006172I've only watched it once, so I may change my mind on a rewatch, but I loved it. Two competent SWAT guys doing their thing to secure the mall was really enjoyable. It makes me wish more zombie movies featured professionals WITHOUT going all guns blazing action hero retards.
>>219014287>n-no stop liking beautiful women>you actually want to have gay sex (with me), you just don't know it yet
>>219014287This is how brown skins think
>>218978928This is a good post but a lot of it is just rubes that are used to sloppy fat girls because that's all they can get. Being with a 10/10 skinny girl is something they can't even fathom so they default to some mouthdrooling q anon larp about muh pedofilia.
>>219014312you realize they have the same pussies your fat girls do right? just way nicer
>>219018661>groin bruises
>>219017970>>219018080It's obviously not gay to like a biological woman regardless of how feminine or masculine she is, but you have to admit she does look like a boy.
>>219014287What an insanely gay post
>>219014287You are either brown or an obese woman. Prove otherwise.
>>219018765This doesn’t look like any boy I’ve ever met
>>218975069The main thing I remember is it being incestkino.
>>219019941Yeah maybe because of the full face of fucking makeup? This looks like a boy and you know it.
its like these jeets have never seen a white woman before
>>219019987If you showed me this picture with no context I would assume this is a guy
>>219019990kek exactly
>>219020010That’s because you’ve literally never touched a woman.
She looks great now that’s she’s gotten healthy
>>219020105Does that have any bearing on whether you can differentiate a woman and man based on a picture?
>>219020010post your hand w a timestamp
>>219019987>>219020010>>219020135who is this handsome lad?
>>219020105How are you seriously defending this >>219020010Fucking lmao. I actually think there’s a non zero chance it’s a tranny
>>219020143Of course it does. Having zero real-world experience w women makes your opinion worthless.
>>218979518>skinny bitches won't eat all your food so your supplies will last long>fat bitches must have food somewhere so you want to get with them and take itmakes sense
>>219020176No. Dude I'm not even saying she's ugly. I think she's pretty. She just looks like a teenage boy. And it's fine to be attracted to androgynous women. Just don't delude yourself.
>>219020135MOMMY CARA
>>21897537828 weeks later
>>219020207I guess children can't tell man from woman then?
>>219020176
>>219020310jej
>>219020183He's a tech death guitarist
>>218975069I remember it being cringy, some nice visuals here and there, more cringe and bad actors, especially the main ones.Also, some more cringe.
>>219020310Donkey Kong, is that you?!
>>219019987>>219020010Gays and trannies have really done a number on zoomers' ability to spot sexual dimorphism.
>>219020396Don Kong
>>219020428You can't tell me the second picture doesn't look like a guy
>>219020518It literally doesn't, at all. Maybe she looks like the HRT-addled tranny guys you hang out with, but she's very clearly a woman with feminine facial features.
>>219020518lol not at all
>>219020518She looks like a girl w no makeup on.
>>219020559Her eye are and brow are super masculine. The rest of her face is feminine.>>219020575That's just because you already know she's a woman.>>219020634So women without makeup look like men? Okay.
Zoomers aren’t used to seeing girls with defined jawlines
>>219020697She doesnt even have a good jawline. Jaw isn't very dimorphic anyways, the eye and brow area is much more reliable.
>>219020687>if you ignore the overwhelming majority of her feminine features then she's unmistakably masculine because of these 2 things!Is it autism that causes this kind of hyper-focus on minutiae and inability to observe the whole?
>>219020767The eye and brow area is the single most dimorphic facial feature on the human face. Margot Robbie has a more masculine jaw than you or I, but she's clearly a woman because her brow ridge and eye area is feminine.
>>219020841>if you just ignore her feminine forehead, hairline, cheekbones, lips, ears, chin, and neck then she looks exactly like a man!You MIGHT have a point if the photos looked like pic related.
>>219020960Anon what I'm trying to say is that all of those other features added up matter less than the eye and brow for determining the sex of someone. It's more common for a woman to have a masculine jaw, hairline, etc than for a woman to have masculine eyes and a masculine brow
I really love the anime version of this story.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkNoC81p1Y
>>219021053wtf I hate anime now
If wanting to fuck this makes you gay then I’m Liberace
>>219021102Ugh the tattoos are so fucking trashy
>>219021128I can’t argue w that
>>219021017Anon what I'm saying is that you're wrong and should stop letting gays and trannies warp your mind.
>>218975321all hottest women look a little like a man
>>219021188>I'm wrongHow? You haven't even attempted to respond to my arguments.
>>219021225I already told you multiple times. You can't just zero in on one or two features and ignore everything else. Context matters and you have to evaluate the whole.
>>219021275>You can't just zero in on one or two features and ignore everything elseWhen those "one or two" features are the brow and eye area, yes. Yes you can. That's the single most predictive feature on the face. I'm not saying she looks like a definitive man. I think she looks androgynous without makeup on. Masculine brow + a grab bag of other features = ...?
>>218975098thoroughly.the third act kinda loses me though each time.
>>218979660Good morning, sar.
>>219021102if that's gay, i am vito dancing in a fag bar
>>219021102To fuck her you'd have to be a woman. And that'd make you gay.
I thought they were siblings. Apparently a lot of people thought that as well
>>219020135By 'healthy' you mean 'breast implants'?
>>219020697I'm not sure if you realize that her face is very low aligned on her head. The distance between her lips and chin is very small, whereas the distance between her eyes and scalp is very large.Still, I would take her on a date (if she insisted).
>>218975069I watched this the other day and it was like they threw whatever they randomly thought at the time into a movie.It was kind of ass.
>>219023596That's called facial thirds. Balanced is ideal.
Cara fucked michelle
>>218977882>pigment free hair that refracts light so it looks like it's glowing
>>219026176Women cannot "fuck" women
>>219014287If wanting to fuck that chick makes me a gay pedophile then call me Brian Singer, sweetheart
>>219026517Just goes to show how talented Cara really is that she found a way to do the impossible
