Landon Edition>FTL NEWSJet VS JD lore>JD says Beth is Jet's cumbunnyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4>Facsimile of Jet's cockhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4>Jet challenging JD to a fight over ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774541686037256.mp4-- Production is seething-- Ben boxed a drunk Landon-- Elimination today, typing challenge, Bashir has immunity-- Site message: "if Vicky comes back we'll swap her out with Beth instantly">Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218974069
Freddy is on his way to fuck Ben and Mints in the ass for fucking with Landon
what were they even fighting about?
>>218975514It's weird that you'd identify with a loser who got beat the fuck up and use him as your symbolOh wait, you're all christlarpers whose symbol is a crucified jew LOL it makes sense now
>>218975682i dont know
>>218975682who cares
>>218975709thanks
>>218975578Please God make it happen inshallah
>>218975578Can't wait to see Fred and Land get drunk togetherProduction is fucked lmao
The james and bashir beef is so fake
>>218975707Whyso serious?
>>218975514Damn, what a badass. I've NEVER seen anyone get mogged as hard as Landon mogged Ben!When the janitor's teeth were flying out of his mouth Ben was SEETHING so hard!Landrush!!! Landman W!!!
i hate that this gay show has some gay faggots running itbingo and bongo deserve betterjames drake deserves betterbashir has proved himself
>>218975578There is a 0% chance the wiggers would do this without having something up their sleeve. Either they got a big strong dude to protect them or they're going to give Freddy the wrong address.
Why do they keep doing eliminations? Just make the conditions in the house worse and the people will leave on their own at some point. That's pretty much it.I don't get it.
>anisa is leaving today>bingo said she wants to leave>james drake says he has personal stuff to do and wants to leave>landon is fucked up from ben punching him last night>EMMA SAYS SHE'S STAYING>BETH SAYS SHE'S NEVER LEAVING EVEN AFTER THE SHOW ENDS>JD IS STAYINGthe only people keeping this season from becoming a streamstar meetup are leaving, can't wait for this shit to become "shoutout to sharpart" and some other random piece of shit woman beater pedo degenerate streamer from that sewer that was the streamstars experiment
Beth and JD mogged the tank
Bashir is such a fucking faggot holy shit
>>218975682Ben and Jet have been seething for days (over the consequences of their own actions) and decided to take it out on a weird looking dork with a deformed skeleton and the literal house retard.
>>218975792It's a fair show *punches retarded guy in the head*
Honestly, I don't even know why production is so pissed off at Landon.The dude didn't really do anything all that different from past contestants.
what has happened since last night at 3 am
Time to add the bell. Put on some Creed. Get a nice fight with Bashir vs. James
bashir is moral absolutism, he's basically acting like rorschach irl, which is insane lol
Bashit L
another day another bashir W>8 ppl>no game>no cash prizes
>>218975796>BETH SAYS SHE'S NEVER LEAVING EVEN AFTER THE SHOW ENDSWe already knew that since production wants to fuck her
I’m with Bashir on this. I’ve had this fight with my friends
bingo is beautiful
Who messed the jungle room again?Drake collected all the trash and someone dumped all the trash back again, who was it?
remember when jet and ben made content that wasn’t pouring milk and ftl lost their minds
You're laughing. Half the cast is ready to walk out the door today and you're laughing.
>>218975792Every season they do "eliminations" then just never actually have them. They did it the entirety of S3 pretty much. I'm not fully convinced they're doing it.
>>218975875Bongo
>>218975707>seething right out of the gatevery nice
JAMES ZYZZ AMESZYZZ
put a motherfucking tay on like god damn
>>218975858It's fucking based as shit
Kneel.
>Anisa: "The whole thing is rigged, they know who they want out next, there's no point."lmao oops!
>JD calling bongo fat
time for Emma to cry and say "oh my god this is fucked up, drake you should leave now! hey landon you should leave too! anissa please leave."
>rate bingo/bongo>instant 10Love this nigger.
I would HATE to get mogged by Landon. My fist would hurt so hard when he hit it with his face!
beth is a goddess
>>218975883Beth and bashir
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4
>>218975867>>218975881Many are saying this!And it’s even worse on twitter They said muslims aren’t anti white! Ha
>>218975910>runs back to basement while being called a pussy
>>218975578He's drunk as fuck. I don't know what they told him but this nigga isn't coming back.
Is Bashir the first fish to handle the dogpiling so well? Simbal came close but he was carried because he won an immunity that lasted half the show and then everyone left
>>218975886YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE JET
>>218975842didn't do anything for them except finally give them some 'tent. they didn't have to go and seethe over it now look at what they did.
>>218975914But Bashir hates Beth.
>fishtank became a muslim show wahhhno the muslim just has more honour than the literal whore covered in satanic tattoos that eats human shit
the schizophrenic poster is back
>>218975905cope. even if this was going swell, she would still be next out.
>>218975875she needs to show feet
>>218975578BEER ME!!
>>218975905>THIS WHOLE THING IS RIGGEDDID THESE FAGS NOT KNOW WHAT THE SHOW IS? WHAT IS THIS CASTING
>>218975858>and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
bashir is the only person in the house preventing this show from becoming friendtank. if frank or whoever is the next freeloader doesn't back him up, he's getting eliminated next
>>218975578freddy would drop that bald little kike
@jetwake up and fight JD
>>218975938They did it at different times.
>hey man i just threw water for the first time and felt bad. its funny until its not dude
>>218975905its crazy how rare it is for the fish to realize they have zero chance of winning against the audience favorite quirk chungus that never gets fucked with and only receives positive tts all day
>>218975865How? He's a bitch
>>218975796Emma just said she wants to leave too lmao
>>218975932He's autistic enough to not give a shit about these fucking retards and stick to his own moral code.
Has Beth apologized for getting the alcohol in her eyes that was unsafe
this is some kind of scheme by bashirthey are quitting the show en masse and giving the twins the win
Is Bashir on his period?
you bros ready for another 2 weeks of pouring water kino?
>>218975932>dogpilingPut Frank in there and see how it would go lol
>>218975851many are saying this
bashir, declare jihad on these faggots
in S2 they were starving the fish and they were less bitchy about staying for 40 days instead of 30
I swear the vibe in the tank would be 100x better if they just fed everyone nutritious food every day. They make this same mistake every season and have literally acknowledged it. I can’t believe they’re like starving them this season. They have to win scarce challenges to save up and buy cheetos.
oh no the show is ending and jet is gonna have to go to the lakehouse with his new pussy and ball brothers money early ;(((((
>>218975858It's called being genuinely religious.
>>218975946She's so uncoordinated, it's cute
feels pretty good to have two /ftl/ sleeper agents in the tank right now (Bashir and JD). Love watching Jet, Ben and Mints seethe.
>>218975905fair competition rebuilding from the ground up bros how do we respond this time
"Everyone in this house has gone crazy." Bashir recognizing the demonic energy taking over the house
>JD simping for a robot indian WACK
Bashir is the main character in case you niggers forgot
Bring back Bezo! He was so cool!!
>>218975922So Jets mad at JD because he can't stop having sex with contestants and has a reputation for it?
Bashir crashing out
what is bashir doing?
>bashir is a better actor than James Drake toolmao
>Is he being mean to you AntaraI fucking hate JD so much its indescribable
>>218975977He's probably just fed up with people acting like complete pussies about the show they knowingly signed up
>>218975951remember when production were pushing for a fight between jet and drunk daniel (retard) but then when freddy stepped up they pulled luke out of the basement to fight him.
Bashir single handedly saving this fucking season, holy shit.
i like this new bashir
>>218975578freddy and wench would unironically save this season. but here is the thing. Jet literally cannot stand ANYONE with more presence than those retards .
Is Landon or Bashir this season's Jon? I'm leaning towards Landon but not sure.
season must end with a bashir vs james drake cqc combat
What is Bashit crying about?
>bashir getting fake mad
>reacts to things happening
whats everyones job.
>>218975963>>218975897can't out-rizz nu-Zyzz
>>218975984Sam was there and they were all fans of his + a nip who had nothing else going on and thought he could win money
>>218976014he was mocking james drake you retard
How many people are walking today?
>>218975985you're a faggot, did you not see anything that happened last night? I promise you breakfast isn't even on their minds
Bashir is kinoI hated him at first because of the muslim thing but he is pure kino
kamikaze: ENGAGED
>>218975984Apathy, learned helplessness, show during deep winter
>chat thinks bashir was cryingoh my god man
>>218975979What could Frank even add? Bashir's been the target of every other piss/water/alcohol toss. Spit I guess?
>jet getting emotionally upset over the truthhe is bitchmade and ashamed of who he is and what he does. he eternally wants to get fucked by his dad subconciously
when did production start the gay christian larp
>>218976000>>218976002>>218976014He's making fun of James Drake for crying and doing a vocal impression.
Phoenix vs. Dragon is coming
>>218975858yeah man moral absolutism is totally weird and unheard of. morality is like just opinion man just like smoke weed and do shrooms we are all one big soup of stardust.
>>218975985PUT FAKE GIFTCARDS ON THE MARKETYOU BUY A GIFTCARD, PASS A NOTE TO PRODUCTION AND THEY ORDER YOU FOOD UNDER A CERTAIN $ VALUE
>>218976023the only fans whore has a "bathtub stream" job to no ones surprise
Bashir is almost finished with his Jihad transformation.
>>218975999>uhhh>fight me pussy
>>218976014Drake snaked him yet again, so now he's annoyed with him and has killed the blood brother bond.
>>218976006yes and freddy still did better than expected, heemed luke a couple times
>>218976033his medwestern germanic autism is more powerful than the muslim larp
>>218975963He's the house dad, it's his job. He's 36 years old so the likes of Landon or the twins are like literal children to him.
>>218976030hi ben
wjy is mohammed such a bitch today?
I can’t watch rn, what is Bashir doing that is being based?
>>218976042the same time Sam did, now Jet and Ben are devout christians LOL!
Landon needs some hair of the dawgg! Get some energy!
>>218976042when sams twitter algo forced him to change his entire personality
>>218976011Bashir is a smartee jon.
>>218975930he should cause he mogs ever single little shit in there right now
if bingo quits her sister will 100% beat the shit out of her when they get home, hopefully whoever wins the challenge today votes them out so she can stop suffering and not get assaulted by her sister
>>218976038the average fishtank viewer is Landon IQpaypigs can't even be placed on the scale
>>218976044literally Bashir rn
>>218976014he's acting toughguy>also bashit is bethcoded, so you're obvi a simpfaggot
>>218975999yup. you're on his 'get famous for free' show and he's the big dog please understand
They desperately need random amounts of fishbux to incentivize staying. Most fish in the past only stayed for fishbux and didn't think they would win the finale.
Going to buy a TTS to tell the twins that they’ll win as long as they continue doing nothing. Nobody will ever fuck with them as long as they don’t fuck with others.
>people unironically using allah, jihad and inshallahThis place is fucked
>>218976011they both embody His spirit in different ways, bashir His honor and religious autism and landon His tard rage
>>218975932I think Simbal did better because he wasn't initiated and production was in on the dogpile, also he was a pretty weak manlet with low self esteem yet he lasted pretty long.Bashir has the advantage of "not giving a fuck" type autism so he's basically on mental painkillers against shit like this. Someone who walks around like he does just doesn't care about what other people think. Which is of course based in its own way but >courage is about facing fears despite being scared
>>218976005Except no one's doing that, you have to be duplicitous to a degree on these reality shows, Bashir is acting like Coach or Joe Hunter on Survivor
Bashir needs to kill this snake and take Landon and the twins to the final 3.
>>218975978This is the worst meta in the fishtank so fucking gay
>>218976074Swap the mask and the face and you got it
>>218976044i know but what has him acting a fool today?
My girlfriend is 300lbs /ftl/, is that based or cringe?
>>218976064nothing
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVdQX1nvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVdQX1nvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvVdQX1nv
Wait has Mints been crashing out on Bashir this entire time because he's Muslim and big daddy Sam is cath larping rn? That's so fucking gay lmao
>>218975985>thread was complaining about production feeding the fish calling it a vibe repair>now they want production to feed the fish
>>218976063James was a bitch and ratted him out for wanting to fuck with BethJames got emotional saying I DONT WANNA THROW STUFF AT PEOPLE I FEEL DIRTY DOING THAT and getting emotional like a sissy
>>218975997He's the only heel
>>218976042s2 when they hung a cross up
>>218976042They should baptize Beth in the house with a pool and splash water everywhere.
>>218976071bingo is coddled and had nothing happened to her other than her scalp touched a single time. if she quits then bongo should rape her for throwing away the easiest 50k they’ll ever make.
If you like Bashir you are pathetic and no one loves you.
>>218976100JD you're not supposed to have a phone
>>218976030>breakfast isn't even on their mindsyes it is. theyre hung over and thats the only thing they have to look forward to until dinner and the evening liquor delivery
>>218976038People have to realize that the average fishtank viewer is as retarded as the average fishtank contestant, because those are the people who apply.They are literally retarded. You can't expect Landons and Emmas and Beths to understand what is even going on and follow the events and even read tone and understand sarcasm or understand where someone is coming from.
>>218975946i love them
>>218976100depends, are you a rich architect or a poor janitor?
>>218976074James Drake was literally going to cry when Bashir called him out on his shit lol
>>218976100What's the sex like
the whole cash prizes for things/fishbucks made sense because it punished walking. If you had 2k in fishbucks and oyu lost if if you walked but not if you got eliminated it made you not walk. really stupid they got rid of that. just make the final brpize be 40k or osmething
Can't wait for all day nontent until I go to sleep and there's a combined 25 minutes of content to watch on twitter!
>>218976087Drake was all in on fucking with the whore last night, and now he's woken up and realised he can use her to fuck with Bashir so he's playing happy families again.The guy is a parasite.
>>218975842He acted like a drunk POS during the drunk POS challenge and Jet took it personally for some reason.
>>218976100can she cook good?can she suck good?does she actually care about you?
>>218976117hi mints
>>218976064Calling out friend tank and Drake for being a pussy concerned with his acting reel.
Our FUARKING HERO is on his way to put S5 out of its misery!
>>218976079>SAY CHRIST IS KING RIGHT NOW
>>218976042When did fishtank fans start this muslim larp?
>>218976079*this place is blessed
>>218976100300lbs is the average weight of a tranny
>>218976098James is a wishy washy faggot>I felt really bad about pouring stuff on beth, it felt, urgh, grossBITCH
>>218976064He is mad at drake because he regrets fucking with beth
ip2 needs to storm the house and takeover the basement
My respect for Islam and Muslims has grown tenfold thanks to Bashir. Very honorable and smart man.
>>218976042When Sam decided that Nihilism was bad and Christianity was counter culture Sam is also half assed about it and it’s entirely reactionary but the wiggers are just entirely aping Sam’s larp and don’t have any sort of existential thoughts themselves
>>218976048If they don't want to give out cash they should give out incentives like dinner to winners of challenges. Food is a good motivator for a lot of people when hungry.
>>218975963he doesn't stand on anything and apologizes for everything, he thinks he's in the big brother house
>Y... you're not that special...
something feels really off today
>>218976046dude, you have to see beth everyday in the fucking house and you don't give in even an inch, you have to go full jihad mode every single second of the day on her? really?
>>218976123>People have to realize that the average fishtank viewer is even more retarded than the average fishtank contestant
>>218976108and no one is doing shit lol
why are emma and beth specifically always talking like>brooo>bro >broo>bro
>>2189761443 hours ago, btw
>guys james drake is so good he is so good we will cater the show to him>flopsgood job jet
>>218976105No, he's been crying this whole time because Bashir fucked with him and took his bear spray.
>>218976117liking someone in fishtank is a weird thingi "like" him because everyone hates himi "like" beth because everyone hates herif you cant understand this then you should not be itt
>>218976040the reason jet behaves violently towards his crushes (the whores he gets on HIS SHOW) is because of what he saw his dad doing to his meth addict whore mom when he was a kid
>Bingo likes Squidbillies but Bongo doesn'tBingo best twin confirmed
>>218976100She will die early. That's kinda based.
>>218976104I don't really care. No one from this season really has me captivated.
>>218976100Thats because shes just really tall right? Youre not dating an obese woman right?
>>218976161lol imagine thinking they’re like him at all
>>218976136hate the game not the player nigger
>>218975984They were making money through fishbucks pretty sure s2 fish got the most money fishtank was flush from the wefunder investor stream and s1
wacoruby ridgefishtank house atlanta
>>218976136No one gives a fuck, retard
Fishtank: A Christian show where innocent people are doxxed, bullied, harassed, and encouraged to commit suicide but don't write 666 on a white board cause dats scawy numbahs :(
>>218976108it's funny to do Jimmy-tier wacky gags after last night
>>218976167It's amazing this little goblin with a fat ass is in the basement seething at Bashir all day lmao
>>218976169Jet has yet to be raped for his treacherous sins. Bashir will do the beheading
>>218976111Holy shit that was James crying LOL what a bitch
>>218976111check'd >>218975897
>boohoo the twins already won by default!don't care. letty knew josie was overwhelmingly the fan favorite yet she stuck it out.
Leaky Anus Challenge.Book it.
no content happens till night time
>>218976144Freddy is the hero we need but don't deserve.
James is acting/maneuvering
>>218976079Submit, faggot.
>>218975978Decent chance it won't last the weekend. Anissa has figured out they just eliminate whoever they want
Why was Jet even mad at JD? What caused him to get so mad that he wanted to fight him?
>>218976175He has to travel from New Jersey to Atlanta, that takes time.
>Bashir down to fuck up Ben now tooHe literally can't stop winning.
>>218976206Letty is retarded though
>>218976195*muslim show nowWe run this shit
>>218976108Why would Anissa press Beth if she knows 3 wiggers are going to run upstairs and stop her from doing so?
>>218976174Coalburners
Is Landon going to make cheese fries for the chef job?
>>218976079>god, holy war and if god wills itWhats wrong with it?
>>218976111>James Drake simping for an annoying 4 IQ OF whoreGrim
>>218976195>dats scawy numbahsI don't know if I could withstand interacting with you in person and I'm glad I don't have to
>>218976144OO, thats a good freeloader
Hes turning into Daniel 2.0, Landlords...
>>218976161That's just his European DNA
>>218976213Yeah, dude. James Drake has been a fucking Snake every single day all because it's kayfabe
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/thoughts on jets cock?
>>218976225JD shouted out Claire and Bezo told jet that JD knows the lore, so he did it on purpose
>James Drake vs Ben>Bashir vs Jetmake it happen faggot wiggers or you're pussies
which loser production member is up this early spamming tts while jet and ben get sleep?
desu the only way they can recover from the landon beatdown is to let drake or bashir fight ben and like give him a black eye or bloody him. this is the only thing that will repair the vibe for both the fish and the fans
Drake is going to buck break the mudslime faggot, screencap this
>>218976105I’m not crashing out because he’s Muslim He’s a fucking bitch and he’s got a big egoIf he tries to shit test production again I’ll beat his assJust like I’ll sock any of you pussies crying in the thread about it
>>218976230he got thrown to the floor by fucking PAWB mints.
send him in
HAHAHA WHITES ARE KEKKEDALLAH WINS AGAIN
Drake is the biggest snake in fishtank history. Every word out of his mouth is a lie and he patrols the entire house with his shifty eyes like a complete psycho looking for people to lie to. Everything he says he goes back on immediately and then gets back. He plays both sides of everything and then tries to guilt trip you and make you feel bad if you question why he did the opposite as he will then go ''no, I didn't, remember before I did that I did this another thing and I was your friend! why are you mistrusting me when I stabbed you in the back?''Every person in the tank is his best friend until he turns around and says they are the worst and he is against them. At first he did this only to Bashir but he is like that with everyone.
>>218976187most are. you believe a jewish lie
>>218976246Yew aw a hewge fahgeet :)
its predatory low key
>>218976265Mints, you lost the bear mace. You lost the fight.
>>218976170basher slept without bothering her. everyone accepts that shes part of the house after they already threw her outside and she wasnt eliminated.
>>218976144posting crashout plans in chat is a boss move, i'm sure they'll let him on
>>218976225Mentioned Ellie and Claire and said Beth was there to be Jets cumbunny.
>>218976264I saw Bashir pull you onto his lap and rape you in the computer room dude.
>>218976225calling beth Jet's little downstairs cumwhoreJDs list:>talked shit abuot the show before the show>clair and ellie posting right in front of a cameraman while xbox snitching>calling her a cumrag for the basement right to her face
>>218976179I don't care for emma.I like bingo and bongo because they're goofy and look kinda funnyI like JD because he mogged jetI like bashir because he's erratic and entertainingI like James Drake because he's normalI like Anissa because she has mommy energyI like beth because she is pretty and quirky and whoelsome (also incels seethe about her alot so I simp extra hard)I like Landon because he is funny and makes ben and jet mad
>>218976225bezocord got his hashes
>>218976107bro they fed them goyslop milkshakes, people need to eat meat
I missed all of yesterdayWas gonna go back through the kick stream to skim any important parts i missedThere is no day 10 on kickGood job retarded fucking wiggersWhat happened since the cell? Last thing I saw there were four people still in
>>218976277he thinks he's playing 5d chess big brother, which is not the show
>>218975988LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>218976079>4cucks forgot white sharia already.
>>218976257switch opponents then yeahor do a tag-team bout
>>218976144>>218976211Freddy is the "hero" nobody wants but we definitely deserve him. That said; if he actually came and fucked up the wiggers I would eternally be a freddyfag
>>218976230Ben would chin him let’s be honest
>>218976275Do you honestly think the White Syrian Bashir could win in a boxing match against James the Dragon Drago Drake?
>>218976179this is only true if you unironically>liked letty>liked Cole >liked payton>liked emmapretty much the only way of being logically consistent with what you said is by liking the underdogs.
doomposters? are we vindicated?
>>218976259Shut the fuck up pussy
There's no way Emma's trying to mentally cuck content>There was like uhhhhh a much better way about that uh, like bro, that's not it
>>218976277He's still mostly doing it with Bashir because he's absolutely TERRIFIED of him.And now the braindead women are longhousing him for getting annoyed at a snake.
>>218976277This strategy would work perfectly if Bashir wasn't here.That's why he was so mad that Bashir was brought back.With Bashir gone, James has a pretty easy path to victory
>>218976262Seems like your gay failed actor is cracking more. Playing like a homosexual is starting to catch up to him.
Bingo just said she’s sick and tired of the tank.
>>218976277Bashir is calling this out and he's right. There's strategy and then there is just being fake as fuck at every moment for personal gain. Very similar to how Alex B was
>>218976277you make post this every day
>>218976301Joopy?
>>218976316Bashir is whiter than James Drake
>>218975908Who said that?
>>218976108the fuck is a news anchor?
>fighting bashir>not fighting production
>>218976308what's this from?
>>218976206letty got 35 k and constant pep talks in the basement with wiggers. no one on the show is getting money except the winner. wiggers have made that clear. doubt the wiggers give landon his 1k payout for drunk pos challenge
>>218976301is that a real post? why would she advertise that she lurks here lol
>>218975978>>218976092at first i was worried bam would scared of the tank. now i think he's probably embarrassed.
>>218976262>>218975897
>>218976278I guess your country isn’t being overrun with them then
Tick tock, Ben... tick tock, Mints...
Do you think Mints has a tight ass or a Nikocado asshole
>>218976331>he's still madAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
This actually is Anissa's contact. They sent messages earlier in the season but now this is the only one that's showing?
>>218976322
>>218976323>NOOOOO SHE CANT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HECKIN WHOLESOME MUSLIM CHUNGUS
>>218976338Who the fuck do you think, retard? Bashir.Nobody else in the show is worth anything.
I hate women.
>>218976329bingo is literally me
James Drake and Bashir might be the two smartest male fish we’ve had so far (I guess Burt was smart but he was so coom-brained and autistic that he was functionally retarded)
>>218976206And they gave Letty a shit ton of money for that because they discussed it with her in the basement.
>>218976264take it easy man
>no boxing this season they said
Is this true?It's a fake show.Might as well just end the show now and start your streamer career @Jet
Hey Muslim bros what happened to Bashir's Korean?
>>218976364tight and pink
>>218976331Mints is such a pathetic spineless person. Would love seeing Bashir cave his fucking head in
>>218976144>Freddy shows up>Tries to make the show about himself>Talks nonstop>Tries to fuck the women>Says all the same things he said in S4>Fish treat him like a celeb guest and wont mess with him>Freddy doesnt make any content because he just wants attention and it will come easy>TTS circlejerks him>The show is still boring as fuck we need new freeloaders
as soon as bashir leaves the room they shit talk him, I don't really like bashir but dude, GIVE US ANOTHER OPTION TO ROOT FOR, EVERYONE IS A FUCKING CRINGE ASS LOSER OR A SNAKE, OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL SIDE WITH THE DUDE WITH THE RADICAL BELIEFS IF EVERY OTHER CHOICE IS A DEGENERATE LOSER, EVEN JAMES DRAKE IS A FUCKING TRAITOR AND A SNAKE
>>218976264make him box nu-Zyzz >>218975897
>>218976343i don't know, i think extreme poop 2
Whites are all bitches. That’s why we’re taking over. Bashir is an honorary brown
>>218976360
>>218976331Mints will either convert himself or troon out, those are the only two options for him.
>>218976331Accusing people of being pedos is the most gynoZOG pussy simp shit you can do, fitting for this dumpy ginger.
How many panicked texts do you think Jet has sent Sam so far? I'd bet around 25 after Ben sucker punched a drunk retard
>>218976329everyone fucking with the twins and making them quit is probably the most effective way to fuck up production
>>218975514So nothing is happening again?Nontent?
>>218976368>Is something happening? Guys... stop...
>>218976360Freddy coming in?
>>218976292Where was he talking shit before the season?
>>218976339>anchori hardly know her
>>218976331Kek Mints is great and fuck all you faggots who say otherwise.
>>218976079>unironically
Bettyfags BTFO
>>218976391They can't, they're all fucking losers. Worthless chicks and a couple of retards, all dancing to Drake's tune.
>>218976391He is the main character
what does longhouse mean
>S5 will only be remembered for ZAGNUT and CHEESE FRIES
>>218976405The classic "I'm still getting paid right?" face
"shittesting" is doing something like putting half your body out the front door and saying "haha I'm still technically in the house" it is NOT simply talking shit. do not let the wiggers gaslight you
>>218975578what happened to freddy
>>218976409bezo told everyone JD and him were shit talking the show in the shuttle car together
>>218976370I hate women more
>>218976402Beating them up is literally sam’s bit tho
>>218976423Women rule
So when's Mints going to box Bashir and put him in his place?
>ppv broken again>don't wanna fork over 9€ to jetARRGGHGHHHH THAT'S SO ANNYOING!!!!
Bashir giving cole vibes rn
>>218976277It reminds me of Alex B except without the manic crackhead energy. James just wants everyone to like him. His ego is surprisingly fragile. When he got pissy about Landon helping the twins, it was pretty telling.
>>218976391root for JD for making jet seethe
Wait so Anissa was already planning on leaving today? Another scripted exit on my Faketank?
>>218976424
>>218976368You simp faggots are the absolute worst.
>>218976423When all the women sit around crying about how a man might accidentally touch them.
>>218976423it's chudspeak drivel
>>218976343Creator Clash
Nigga balls in mints mouth
>mints on seethe alert
>>218976423some native tribes had a matriarchy where the women lived in longhouses, that's itin show terms, it just means rule by emotions and women kicking out the men no matter what
>>218976423The gynocentric concentration camp we are all prisoners of known as modern western society.
Are the room cams on .rip down for everyone else
>>218976382They ruined it and he went on with his life after saying their behavior is one that will send them to Hell
>>218976451another free vacation fish
>>218976423like longcat but a house
bashir complains like a woman. why arent they fucking with his expensive faggy clothes and accesories?
>>218976328Ear. Out.
>>218976409we dont really know jet just mentioned it
>>218976428freddy was always like this. king of fishtank.
Jet being a alien the twins needed to help what ever happen there
What time is the elimination?
>>218976465He's trying so hard to make the audience switch back to Drake the snake faggot, nobody is biting.
Production megapumping James Stox on the fagsite, sending negative tts to Bashir. What's the gay fixation with him?
MINTS GET THE FUCK UP HERE NOW!
put a wrench on
joopy is boring nontent with a gross jet face and i don't respect her until i see her squirt on a fat dildo
>>218976391you are the traitor for siding with a muslim
>>218976470no isee them
>>218976126rich architect>>218976129it's decent>>218976141yesyes (she enjoys giving head, does it everyday)yes, she wants me to marry her>>218976149oh shit what do i do>>218976183idk she's probably going to live longer than she otherwise would on account of her not being able to hang herself>>218976186yeah dude she's 5'7
Dorm vibe is reminding me of S2's brianbuddy pity parties
Bashir is crashing out because he's out of costumes and can no longer be the centre of attention because of the outfits he's wearing.
>>218976452I've never had a zagnutbut then again I'm an europoor homo
>JET NOT EVEN SHOWING HIS UGLY FACEit's fucking over right?
its hilarious how hard the wiggers are trying to rig shit for James lmao
>>218976439Yeah and it backfired on dumb wiggers that have no presence or authority. landon got his ass beat and still kept shit talking them because it's impossible to have any respect for them
>>218976470ppv fucking SUCKS this season half the cameras never fucking work now
cody is the only one up because the wiggers spent all night high on drugs peaking out the window
>Anissa leaving>JD holiday from work ending>Emma threatening leavingA mass exit here would be fucking awesome.
We didn't know how good we had with Alex B, Burt, Freddy and Direnc...
>>218976495I DON'T WANT TO SIDE WITH THE MUSLIM, THAT'S MY FUCKING POINT
>>218976366Did she hear this? If she actually mogs the wiggers on her way out I'll kneel forever
>>218976478Bashir complains loudly to the audience, Drake the snake whispers to the women all day about how mean Bashir is being to him.
>>218976423social taboos and shaming change behavior of groups.
Emma literally doesn't move
>>218976264>If he tries to shit test production again I’ll beat his ass>Just like I’ll sock any of you pussies crying in the thread about itIf he tries to shit test production again I’ll beat his assJust like I’ll sock any of you pussies crying in the thread about itIf he tries to shit test production again I’ll beat his assJust like I’ll sock any of you pussies crying in the thread about itIf he tries to shit test production again I’ll beat his assJust like I’ll sock any of you pussies crying in the thread about it
>>218976390Unironically Jet saying they need new people and less prep / scripting is the closest thing he's had towards the truth.
bashir is just playing the game he is unaffected he is stoic he is a legend
>>218976465where do mints and jets balls come from? do they think they’re sam from spending time around him? these guys should not be talking to any other man the way they do
>>218976423it just means that if you work a deadend office job, its somehow womans fault that you never tried in life
>>218976512>A mass exit here would be fucking awesome.Actually it would
How much of a fag do you have to be to beat someone up and they're still calling you a pussy lmao
>>218976512did anissa ever say she was leaving?
>landon exposed what a giant faggot ben is>jd mogged jet and exposed him as a sex pest to all of the ft audiencei love this castthey don't respect the wigger faggots at all
>>218976497with all relevant info, pretty based as long as your aren't a cuck. gg
if anyone is going to nuke the show they have to kill the twins with them. twins are the only thing holding this shit show together
>>218976488good nickname
lmao did James just say don't let Bashir eat with you this guy is such a fucking faggot lmao
Is Freddy currently driving from NYC to ATL? He should stream it.
>>218976494
>>218976514I knew how good we had it with Alex B. racism forgiven and fat wife were incredible
>don't let him manipulate you guys!Says the guy manipulating all of them. Utter faggot.Hope all Drake's faggy little nut huggers walk.
>>218976451Yes. They are going to wait and see if Bashir wins and shoots Drake before letting her leave.
>>218976516she did and reacted to it
>james feeling bad about fucking with the onlyfans whoreSUCH A FUCKING PUSSY
>bam
>>218976547no he's walking
How much alcohol should I drink when bam says fresh air?
>>218976496Well not like Down, I can see them on the buttons. But when I click through nothing works.
>Bam is so over this shit
organic rivalry
i can't even watch the bam interviews now it's too uncomfortable
>>218976531yeah, to cody in the cellit got on camera and all
bam sticking to the exact same basement script he's given to the letter is kinda sad
>>218976064He is doing nothing
>wiggers just lying to bamneat
Time to bring out the big guns, Jet.
>YO MAN JD TRYNNA KISS BETH WHATS GOING ON THERE
>muslims now run fishtank and /ftl/This is so fucking based
>>218976560Same, I don't hate him it's just awkward.
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4M7okga
the wiggers dont listen btw since s1 the best ideas have been posted here and they just dont care
>>218976507Jet straight up said this is the James Drake show
>>218976578he has half of his brain left
>>218976453im not simping. you guys just irrationally hate her cause she isnt throwing piss and shit
>>218976328'Like a homo'>I have something to tell you about actors son>They're all faggots.
>>218976574>hehehe so whats this about everyone gangbanging being a cumrag whore for the production?
>>218976558Shes a born again Christian
>>218976587is that true
THE KWABBENING: A TIMELINE>/ftl/ exists Every thread reminds everyone that Jet is a creepy motherfucker.>Bezo EliminatedHe then sat in the basement and obviously said to Jet “JD said you’re a groomer”>JD Gay TTSJet has seemingly spent the entire 12 days seething and spamming JD Gay TTS to force the meme.>Computer Roomsomeone Ellieposted and Claireposted to JD on Xbox Live. Shortly after this, Jet had the computer room dismantled, claiming it’s because “fans didn’t like it”>Freeloader SketchJet then does a weird meta bit where he goes around talking about bringing in a hot female freeloader. Makes sarcastic jokes on Basement Cam that he’s a sex pest.>Beth arrivesDuring this period, auto approve is on for TTS. Someone gets through a TTS about flying Ellie and Drench out to NYC. Same TTSer gets another one through later.>Beth tries to start shitIt goes horrendously. Landon lets slip that production told Fish to stop being mean to Beth. General sentiment is now that Jet brought in a fresh new cocksleeve.>Ben fights LandonProduction cannot handle criticism and are resorting to violence >JD Bethposted, called her ‘Productions Cumbunny’This was the final straw for Jet. Emboldened by Ben whaling on a mentally challenged drunk, Jet says “My turn! my turn! I wanna be like Ben!”>JD and Beth share superbedThey’re obviously getting on quite well. Fair to assume Jet can’t stand this.>Jet confronts JDHe wants to fight JD, tells him he won’t give him the $50k. JD calls him out for trying to start at fight with a half asleep drunk guy at 4am and laughs. Jet stumbles over his words and retires to the basement calling JD a faggot whilst shaking with seethe.>TodayNo sign of Jet so far.Vibe Status: Unrecoverable?Jet Status: Kwabbed Ben Status: Insecure ManchildMints Status: Gelatinous FtM
>>218976537twins are the most boring astro turfed contestant in fishtank historythey're room temp iq tumblr retards they talk like retards and everyone ignores them like the retards they are
>>218976514>>218976551I definitely knew with Alex B we had it good. Hes just naturally so great at it
>>218976490I don't think it's just production. There's just a lot of closeted homos and a lot of self inserters. What people accused TJ fans of (and there are a lot who did it with TJ so it's valid) is even worse for James because they all want to be an actor Chad.
>host has no idea what's happening or why it's happening
the only good bam content would be seeing how uncomfortable his interactions with the wiggers/mints are in the basement
>james feeling regret about sinning against another human being with a soulSUCH A FUCKING KING
>>218976582>>218976587Just a generic attempt to change the narrative.
I love how that goofy ass looking dude Mints enrages all the mentally ill drug addicted snarkers from here
>>218976568he's too retarded to even understand what's going on
bros, i dont think bam watches the show... he might be a fake fan...
I am eastern EU frog can some fucking NA muttard send me zagar peanut butter candy or whatever
>>218976548Is Joopy preggo!?!
>>218976548Can people start shopping wigger Landon either pregnant joopy to piss off jet
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
Elimination at 7PM unless they decide to move it up on a whim like they did last time lol
Wait why isn't James Drake shooting Bashir?
>>218976598She does nothing. You retarded faggot. A non-entity
between landon, bingo, bongo, and bam who do you think has the lowest and highest iq
why are bashir fans tweaking
>>218976512>a mass exist would be awesome It would be even better considering jet main objective is seeing it through and giving the winner a check. Demoralize the fish more get them to leave
>>218976591honestly fishtank is at it’s best when they’re just straight up doing kenny vs spenny challenges
>>218976619Beth literally has no soul.
>>218976561Freddy walked! We want him back!
>>218976617it's so fucking retarded
>>218976633uh this is the only 20 second period bam will be here today eliminations are right now
>>218976512If they all walked out holding hands it would mog production so hard, especially if they all refused the $50k.
>>218976635He can't, Bashir is immune. If he wasn't immune, if Drake's plan to steal the cell had worked, Bashir would be gone today.
>>218976607>Computer RoomYou are forgetting that JD said "Alright, I'll ask" when he read the message
>>218976391it's a muslim show
>>218976636yeah because this so called show is so deep and everyone is so entertaining 24/7. listen to yourself
>>218976578He's an over-the-hill celebrity who is focusing on his health. Entertainment has become "work" for him, so he does his best to do what's required without an ounce of passion for the result. The fact he brings himself to smile and try to have fun with the fish is a miracle.This is also a bad choice.If they must have a new host, the only person in their circle that could've fit is Luke, but Sam scooped him up because he finally met someone into his comedy who isn't a retarded wigger faggot.
>>218976612*brushes his shoulders off*>"I gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty"*pulls shades down and does a roundhouse kick*
>>218976631with*
MUSLIMS RUN THIS SHITSEETHE
>>218976635Bashir has immunity
bam was a mistakebeth was a mistakecatering to hellhouse fags so soon was a mistakebashir should've come back as a freeloader
>>218976551What was the reaction at the time in the thread when the enormity of his fat wife was revealed?
>fake poop>fake eliminations>fake onlyfans whore>fake fish vs production dramais ANYTHING real this season?
>>218976588this is how islam spreads
Did they disclose what "Claire and letty type stuff" was to Bam before he signed on?
>>218976607>Gelatinous FtMkeeek
>>218976635Bashir has immunity, try to keep up with the show retard
>>218976656Did he ever ask? I haven’t seen it but I’m guessing not
Landon should smash Ben's head in with a frying pan
>bam smiling and genuinely talking and having fun at the start>now putting on a obvious fake grin and dead silentlmao
ignore drama post this angel
>>218976671its all fake and improvised
Praying for a Bashir win and him shooting Emma or fucking Drake at this point. Drake is a snake faggot, he has no redemption arc after this petty lying directly to Bashir's face shit.
lmao even Anissa dunking on production
>>218976225JD spoke the truth
>>218976684No he didn't but he definitely acknowledged it
Islam is so fucking based. Bashir knows that. Jimmy knows that. Tayleigh too. LFG
>>218976671jet failing even more than s4 is real
>production was tryna set up drama and then they stopped me
>>218976689real temple os vibes.
>>218976696are you actually praying
>>218976662Yes, on a show, you should probably move, faggot
>>218976622>vtuber pic for maximum rage baiting
>>218976689im sad she will ignore all of the fishtank related people (myself) after she walks out
When Beth got here two days ago she was downstairs sucking off Jet but I guess she's actually here to compete. Anyway what's this about a delicious subway sandwich?
>>218976714Metaphorically, I'm not a faggot.
[Verse]Hey little buddy, how's it going todayLandon is your nameGot a bit drunk, Ben cleaned your clockNow those bruises are gonna stayHey little buddy, Ben was having some funhe is coming for everyone[Chorus]Let's go Landon, pick it upBen loved beating you up
Is Bam sponsored by Subway?
>>218976704Stop.
Bashir is protected by allah. he will win inshallah and all fishtank fans will convert
>>218976632A FOOTLONG SANDWICHDOUBLE DOG DARE
>anissa shitting on the wiggers for coddling their basement cum bunnyyesgood
>>218976646all human beings are made by God with a soul in his image, and are capable of repenting of their past sins. God bless you, anon.
>>218976225See:>>218976607
>>218976715yeah dancing around like a spastic retard when the song plays is epic content
the more time passes the more I realize that Vicky is the key to understanding season 5maybe even all of fishtank
>>218976588consequences of streaming on kick
Bashir wins the challenge and shoots DrakeThat's a winI loved James at first but he is such a fcking pussy
>>218976712god damn this bitch is ugly
>>218976277Why are you presenting this as if it's a bad thing?
>>218976672Bam reaction images and memes have carried these threads
>>218976723you should pray like bashir
>Bam comes in>hey so what happened last night>lol thats crazy>Bam leavesNice host you got there
>did JD tongue kiss beth last night?is that what production thinks? is that why jet was so mad at jd? because of his piece of ass being stolen by a gay man?
>>218976696Nah you should be praying exclusively for EMMA the nontent girl to get kicked. Everyone else at least has something interesting going on
>>218976640Because Bashir finally crossed his line. There's no more trying to reason with the snake-ikg. He has accepted it's him vs the house.
>>218976645TRVTHfirst one to touch the ground loses, jet do it
they're going to have mints box anissa
does landon remember fighting ben or was he like 110% black out drunk
if wiggers were actually committed to the bit, mints would have 100% queued up some loonytunes sound affects when Ben fought Landon on Director Cam. They can't even pretend to make shit funny.
>jet gives him 3 lines>YO JD TRY TO KISS BETH>WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT>YO DID YOU SEE THE LANDON VS BEN LAST NIGHT
>>218976744will never happen as the wiggers are full coddle mode on James
>anissa: jd annoys the fuck out of mejd is literally just a regular dude, why goes everyone hate him?
>>218976727>Fresh Air>Eat Fresh
A zagnut?!?!?
>JD and Emma are trying to fuck with Bashir in the bar right nowWhat losers.>>218976744It also ruins the game for the fucking faggot production team who hate Bashir and love Drake the snake.
>>218976741It's the season of mogging and getting mogged, and she was the best at both.
Bashir would be more based if he showed Beth how Islam treats sinning women.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4>beth trying her hardest to not talk about she definitely came here under the pretense of having sex with jet
I WANT TO LOVEFUCK THIS BASED INCONTINENT MARRIED WOMAN UNTIL SHE PEES WOW WHAT A CONFESSIONAL
someone should TTS Landon that the only way to retaliate is to stack up booze and make Bam relapse
Have Ben and Jet been bigger main characters on any other season? Sound like they needed the middle aged roid gorilla to keep them in check desk.
Literally just ordered a Quran because of Bashir
>>218976756they did this in season 3 lol
>>218976607you missed a couple of things like jet and bet on camera seething at the audience and saying they want to kill them but otherwise very well rounded postthis show won't last another week
nah drake is cool and a tough gamer but also a kind soulhe is just directionless in the setting because the whole setting is nonsensical
Landon is still shellshocked in bed.
>>218976225He said that Beth was Jet and Bens "Cum bunny" and that they pass her around when she goes down to the basement. Not even meming that's what he said, Jet played the clip back on his phone to JD and said he wanted to fight him, upstairs box 1v1 but JD kept refusing because he was in his sleeping bag saying he wanted to go to sleep.
>>218976689
>>218976781>They got you a subway sandwich?
Landon is a drug addicted scumbag of a janitor who is almost as useless as Emma
>>218976774Reminder that she literally didn't say another word and shut down for hours after this
>>218976739That's where your mind instantly goes.She does nothing, and has done nothing but whine every 5 hours or so
Did you guys know that I invented Godpower tank? I was inspired by Age Of Mythologies
>>218976750he's just a casual fan who watches recaps and has the privilege of showing up for 30 minutes a day at this point
>>218976765Wait a minute, I think he's on to something
>>218975514>JD and Landon make fun of the cumbunny and the wiggers>ben goes to prepare the boxing room. "for the sake of time we skip on the mouthguards" t. ben>T+15 minutes after the cumbunny comments, ben drags Landon to the boxing room, gets him to wear gloves. Landon asks for "no face shots" >ben sucker punches Landon, then quickly leaves because Landon is "too drunk" for a discussion.>ben, jet and mints taunt Landon with TTS and SFX for two hours. Landon unfazed, continues to call production "bitches" >JD escapes the audio torment in the dorms, goes to sleep next to beth in the glassroom>T+2h15min, soon after JD moved, jet "finds out" about the cumbunny comments, challenges JD to a fight>production starts audio spamming the glassroomWhy did Jet wait for two hours to go challenge JD? They were clearly following all the events and seething because of the cumbunny comments from the get-go. Did he really need to down a few seltzers to muster the courage?
>>218976784correct
>>218976764fuck if I know, at this point it has its own momentum tho.
delicious subway sandwich
>>218976744Bashir said he refuses to shoot Drake because he wants the finale to him vs Drake
>>218976391>eliminate a fish>unfairly bring him back and piss off every fish>RRRREEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THE FISH MAD AT HIM???
I haven't had Subway in a decade
Which was a bigger waste of money? Paying Bam to be the host for 5 minutes a day or blowing the prize money on roulette?
Islam kekking Christians againSam left by Allah’s will so the show could become a way to spread Islam. INSHALLAH
delicious submarine subway sandwich
>>218976797you cant whine for 5 hours and do nothing anon. she has you so pressed you arent even thinking rationally
Remember when /tv/ roasted Sam for being mad and crashing out?Why is wigger discord server defending ben crashing out on the janitor?
Production W. Stay mad fags.
>>218976799where is this from
>>218976795>>218976774Apparently she cried
Deliciously delectable submarine Subway sandwich
holy shit, i literally never realized it’s called subway because they sell subs until just now…
>>218976799love this little freak
>>218976768They will all be going full dogpile on Bashir now. Luckily they are retarded. They thinking reading the bible would effect Bashir at all because they know absolutely nothing about Christianity or Islam.
>Everyone keeps walking into emmas room to explain what is going on in the house to heremma is the rock of fishtank
JD says he would never shoot the twins!
>>218976833>perfect blue's herselfOOPS!
>>218976798Wtf are you even talking about
>>218976764Gaslighting by assmad Jet. See >>218976607
>>218976795Deep introspection now she’s seen ol’ slugbod in the flesh and realised what she’s agreed to
>>218976818>blowing the prize money on roulette?what?
>>218976818at least the roulette had the chance of being a good investment
i don't get it. why is the satanist reading the holy bible?
>>218976843As long as Jet kills the gay bullet shit after this elimination, Bashir is safe and the rest of the house can only seethe at him.
>>218976823She does thoughbeit>doing nothing is good actually
>>218976836woah
They got unlucky that Bashir is a Sufi + has german autismHe is resilient because of that combo
>emma has a million schemesIs JD retarded? Emma doesn’t do anythingEmma also thinks Bashir is some evil master manipulator. Social IQ in this house is low
>>218976623The alcohol really fucked him up
>>218976850nobody has said they will shoot her either
i hope jd kicks out that faggot landon today
>>218976851this means he'd shoot the twins at first opportunity
>>218976689Bingo is love and lifeBongo is hate and death
>>218976811That was before today.>>218976869I'd agree if production didn't also see the about him for their boy Drake
holy shit I just watched the clips of JD going scorched earth on Jet. I thought he just made some very subtle sly remarks that people are overblowing but he was straight up /ftl/ postingIs he hiding his powerlevel? is he a sleeper cell?
>subway>they make sandwiches>called subs>thats their way
Do these retarded women think reading the Bible is going to annoy Bashir if they aren't mocking it?
>>218976764jd is the most annoying guy ever
>>218976868know your enemy
>>218976878JD is one of Drake's nuthuggers, this whole house is full of fucking absolute retards who don't understand that what Drake did to Bashir is what he's going to do to all of them.
>>218976865season 3 they took burt’s 50k and put it on black, lost it all, and left him in the vegas desert
>>218976894I guess we'll see in his confessional with Bam
>>218976821actually true
>>218976870if she makes the fanbase seethe this hard she must be doing something right
I like getting a delicious teriyaki subway sandwich when I go to the big city but it's not nearly as good if I get it often. It has to be a rare treat.
>>218976901seems like they all are
>>218976901This would be his only redeeming quality, we can only hope
>>218976817woah, I had some last week.
>>218976901the many hours i spent spamming about this shit on reddit has paid off through jd. i have been banned from the fishtank subreddit on at least like 50 accounts
Your hands will get.... PRUNED
>>218976901>Is he hiding his powerlevel?Bezo told Jet that JD knows about the Nepstein Files
Jet and Ben threatened the audience? Should we be scared?
>>218976853god powers, like Bashir-Allah, Twins-Athena and so on
>>218976901i hope this is true
>>218976901You don't need to be on /ftl/ to know about Jet Neptune being weird
The final 3
>>218976733I like the Anissa kind of whore
>>218976901sauce?
>>218976917To be fair, Burt expressly agreed to it.
>>218976910Even if they were mocking it, he gets spicer TTSs constantly while praying than anything these two airheads could come up with.
>>218976901i really honestly just think he was trying to be funny and neg beth in his unfunny jd way, I genuinely don’t think he has any idea he’s on a casting couch nepstein show… if he knew about that stuff he’d be funnier and less reddity
i like when bam slips into his dementia face
>>218976901he genuinely thinks they are all friends and thats how he banters
Allah won
>>218976741
>>218976416>>218975897
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>STOP MOGGING ME>I'LL THREATEN YOU WHILE YOURE LYING IN BED
>>218976512It would be absolutely hilarious if everybody but basneed and the twins left today
>>218976901TTS has been spamming Beth with insinuations that she was cast so Jet could fuck her from the get go
>>218976806>Did he really need to down a few seltzers to muster the courage?Absolutely yes. Imagine him sitting in seethe for that length of time just quivering and asking Mints if he should >just go up there and fuck JD upkek
Seethe more wiggercord.
>>218976901I warmed up to JD. The guy can be pretty annoying but he's honestly not a bad dude. I misunderstood him at first.
>>218976931This is funny, I would never commit to such a scheme. GG
>>218976817i had some last night because i'm a stupid impressionable goy
Bashirfags astroturfing on cooldown give it a rest
>>218976821>>218976921I unironically started reading the quran and researching Islam thanks to Bashir. Might convert.
>>218976878>Emma doesn’t do anythingI USED TO THINK, DARLING, YOU NEVER DID NOTHINGBUT YOU WERE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHINGALWAYS HAD A RUN IN, YEAAAAHI GOT TO THINK THAT THOSE DAYS ARE COMING TO GET YANOW NOBODY WANNA PROTECT YATHEY ONLY WANNA FOORGET YAAAAAAEmma is KEY to this. She pulls the strings of those who pull the strings.
>>218976901if JD is /ftl/ then that should be a major moment of self reflection for every poster here
>>218976940>hey jet your dad fucked the love of your life then killed herself, have a good one faggot
warming up on JD, he needs to shit test production more
>>218976962>Jet wanted to fuck Vicky >She left>Brings in new girls>Gets cucked by JD>Offers to let Vicky back inKWABOAT
>>218976877The downside is that he'll rub people the wrong way for eternity
>>218976962Love Vicky but it's too soon to bring her back right now.
they should get a dermatologist for emma that would be kino
>>218976901post clips
Does Bam think they're sponsored by Subway?
>>218976990no he is reddit but /ftl/ has colonized the subreddit partly, we run the culture
taco bell near me googlemaps
>NO FRESH AIR>NO DELICIOUS FRESH SUBMARINE SUB SUBWAY SUB SANDWICH
>>218976982you have a weak and pathetic brain, just kys.
Landon getting beat up by Ben is the funniest shit ever, the retarded autistic imbecile janitor deserved it for being a boring nontent faggot the whole season
>>218977000Won't matter after the bullet shit is gone after this challenge.
>>218976868She's not a satanist, the tattoos and her writing "hail satan" on the job board are red herrings. Emma is the true evil satan-worshipping cunt
>BIG FOOTLONG DELICIOUS SUBWAY SUBMARINE SANDWICHDoes he think they’re sponsored by Subway?
>>218976950“burt explicitly consented to gambling his money away” is an AB meme. if you watched it you know he said he had a gambling problem and hadn’t done it in years but production pressured him into doing it.
Bam saying delicious subway sandwich more elaborately every time is his best bit yet.
>>218976982You should, it was made for easily impressionable people who think the schizo hobo ramblings written in the Quran is any good
how are they gonna do the typing challenge if they've thrown away all the computers
>>218976607Can i get a clip of ben vs landon?
>do nothing>win
>>218976994I am a simple man who only cares about being anti-Jet / production. If anyone does that, I'm on their side until they do something gay.
>>218976982jet neptune controls your life
>>218976850This is a clip from Emma's reaction to Antara being mad at her.There is currently a sub plot nobody knows about and it's the fact that Emma's "do you shit in the street" clip is going viral on tiktok (1 million views) and Antara knows. Emma think it's max 5k views.
>>218976607jd said the cumbunny thing before landon got beat up
>>218976978the best RE girland I even like the remake jill too
>>218977018>arguably has brought the most content of the seasonfuck off, mints, you fat rubenesque bitch
that fishtank is so murkyclean that shit you assholes
>>218977038Haven't seen her do anything this season yet. Truly remarkable
>>218976552>on the gaslighting & manipulation show>>218975897get rizz'd
Take bets now, will Bam ask Landon about the fight?
>>218976264He mogged you twice and got you to scream like a girl and he took your bear mace, challenge him to boxing if you're so hard
it would be a good bit if they bought a house call doctor to examine bingo
WHY WONT YOU CLEANWE CASTED YOU SO YOU WOULD CLEAN OUR SHIT ALL THE TIME AND IN THE END WE DONT PAY YOUOUR JUSTIFICATION? ITS LE FUNNY
>>218977036You’re not going to believe the twist
>>218977053He needs to send more seething messages to Bashir, maybe you'll make him break this time!
>james drake casually doing a thousand pushupshe can probably do more pushups than the whole rest of the house combined, wiggers included
>>218977036Relax, calm down. Just grab a doordash and chill.
>cucks jet and makes him seetheLMAO
>>218976601he really does say some great shit, as long as he's not snitching
>>218977061diaper boy?
>>218977028unfunny people just add as many descriptors as possible, it’s all nick rochefort does
seeing bam sitting silently alone between the interviews is so grim
>>218977060will he discuss subway sandwiches? will he ask about beth and jd?
nigger who reddit formats and adds loli to every post please kill yourself
>>218977044post sauce
>>218977018>pedophile enjoys watching other pedophiles winning hollow victories
>>218977054Fish are dead already.Wiggers once again using live animals as comedy props
>>218977075Warming on JD ngl
>>218977054>fishtank is so murkyif you're talking metaphorically about the state of this season, then yes, you're correct
>>218977060turns how he had no idea there was a fight
>>218976901/ftl/ IS the audience. It's a core part of the show. Jet can pretend he isnt here reading it, but we all know whats up
>>218977075>typa nigga to hit it from the back like a cybertruck
Would Ben kill himself if Landon won the fight ?
emma works in the shadowsif you only check the poopoo peepee throwing you will miss her gaslighting misting instigating seedplanting doubtreaping ways
Bongo just RIPPED Bingo out of her chair and FORCED her into the kitchen!
>bam hasn't even seen the clip he's been talking to everyone about
>>218976671yeah, >>218975897
>>218977054Doesn't this constitute as animal abuse?
>>218977049Mb, I will amend for the next thread
>>218976901hes a chronically online hunchback fuckin autists he doesn't know what hes doing
>>218976985she is so creative
Emma is the type of girl that would have all her holes used by me until she was aped and gaped, then we'd watch a movie together while cuddling on the couch with an ordered pizza.
the fish IN the tank have seen more clips than bam has
Landon brought barely any content though, he literally does nothing he just sits around and bitching like that whore called Emma.They literally have to drug the imbecile janitor to even get him to do anything
>>218977107She's just Drake's second in command at this point. After Vicky left her whole game went to shit.
>>218976982INSHALLAH WE WILL RULE THR WORLD
>>218976764He's reddit as fuck dude he is pure undistilled redditHe's been the most annoying the entire damn timeI am currently rooting for him to stay because he makes jet shit himself
JD is literally reading out loud the bible and making fun of bashir's belief rn while laughing out loud with beth, why is director cam on bam ?
okay fish get ready for the Jared Fogle challenge sponsored by Subway
>>218976982Dude its fiction
>>218977083dude is schizophrenically obsessed with landon
>Bam still thinks Landon cooks actually cheese fries and its not a frozen pizzaLmao
bam keeps using the word SABO'D for sabotage is this common?
>shit is so boring that people are now starting to pretend to like JD to be contrarians
@jet clean the actual fish tank please
>>218977073he kicked down the bathroom door in the cell easilyI'd buy the pass to see him punch jet right in his face
can we not make today about beth please?
>>218977138You're socially retarded. You wouldn't get it.
Watch Beth hassle Bam because she doesn't know who he is
I cant watch did anisa actually quit?
i can't watch bam sitting alone this is too sad
Are non-director ppv cams broken again?
Wow Bam is pretty good at vibe repair.
Why aren't Jet or Ben the ones directing people to confessional?
>no bathtub streamer for emmadoes jet not think she is pretty?
>>218977145>he is reddit as fuck he is just a guy with a job. i guess that's enough for you fucking freaks
>>218977146>a whore and a fag
>>218977114then she screamed in bingos face"DONT SAY NO TO ME" and got in her face
>JD is still trying to annoy Bashir by reading the bibleThis guy is one dumb faggot.
>HEARD YOU HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE LAST NIGHT? I JUSTGOT IN
Zyzz poster is the best of us
>>218976744check'd >>218975897get rizz'd
>>218977138KYS wigger nobody gives a fuck about any of these fish we just want to see the wiggers take Ls
>>218977147this season is missing challenges like this
>hehe... yeah uh... cheese fries....>landon, what we doing here man?
>>218977032>How do you feel about JD getting a subintracranial subintroductory subinvoluntary subirradiated subjacently subjunctively sublacunary sublaminographic sublinguistic subluminescent submandibular submarginal submechanical submetaphorical submicrobial subminiaturized submunicipal subnarrational subnationalistic subnebulous subneural subnivean subnotational subnuclear subnutritive subobligatory suboccipital suboceanographic suboperational suborbicular suborganizational suborthographic subparagraphic subparietal subparticulate subpedagogical subperceptual subperiosteal subperipheral subpharyngeal subphilosophical subphonematic subplanetary subpleural subpopulation subprehensile subprofessionalized subproletarian subpulmonary subcutaneousness subquadrangular subradiational subregional subreptilian subresonant subrhythmic subrotational subscapular subsegmentary subsemiconscious subsemicircular subseptate subserviential subshrubby subsonically substandardized substellar substenographic substigmatic substratospheric substructuralist subsurface subsyllabic subtemperate subterminal subterritorial subtessellated subtextual subthreshold subtitular subtopological subtransversal subtrapezoidal subtrigonal subtropical subultramontane subumbilical subundulatory subunitary suburbanistic subventricular subvertebral subvertical subvocalized SUBWAY SUBMARINE SANDWICH?
>>218976206She also offered herself to them and was the first fish girl to give them confidence to continue using the show as a means to get laid.
It's so surreal seeing Bam become this sort of guy
>>218977146(Muslims agree with the majority of the bible. These theologically illiterate retards don't realize he's more insulted by their condescending voice than what they are reading.
>>218977153simplemake jet angry = based
You now realize Beth hates Bashir because Mints hates her hence her calling him Bashit lmao
>>218977152No lol
>>218977167ya and the admins don't give a fuck anymore
I cringe every time this dumb bitch says "Bashit" out loud holy fuck
JD WILL BE ELIMINATED>BETH WILL BE IN THE HOT TUB ON HER OWNJD WILL BE ELIMINATED>BETH WILL BE IN THE HOT TUB ON HER OWNJD WILL BE ELIMINATED>BETH WILL BE IN THE HOT TUB ON HER OWNJD WILL BE ELIMINATED>BETH WILL BE IN THE HOT TUB ON HER OWN
>>218977171she's the target. he doesn't want to obviously objectify her so he can pretend that she is the girl he views differently, classic tactic. he did the same for ellie
>bashittotal cringe whore
this season is so grim even ppv gave up
>>218977138thats how most of the content was made in every single season retard drunktank is the solution every time
>>218977197
good look for the show!
>>218975922Small resentful jewish subhuman
>>218977153Ive always liked JD. My day 1 rankings still hold true except vicky is higher
>>218977197What sort of guy
Bams wife owes james drake sex
Can we all agree that Bam being the host was a terrible idea?
>THEN WE WILL ASK WHAT THE FISH DID LAST NIGHT BECAUSE WE HAVE NO IDEAAH HAHAHAHAHAH
>>218976868having a satanist phase is just a part of being a bibe belt Christian. Sunday school scares kids about Satan worship and make it sound cool as fuck. So when teens start gaining independence they larp as the thing they were told us the worst thing ever
Season has basically become cold war between socially intelligent chad and lone wolf religious autist
i swear they have the exact same bam confessional conversations every day
>bashit Beth reads /ftl/?
>>218977224he doesn’t care dude, he’ll go work at mcdonald’s, he fucking hates you dude
>>218977224how can you read that title and not giggle
is this beths first time meeting bam?
how does jet feel about the fact that everyone either ignores or makes fun of bam for looking like a retard?
Ofc Bam loves the Subway bit.
>>218977153It's honestly that production and Beth are making him look more likeable by comparison.
big foot long delicious subway sandwich
>>218977202They all hate him because other people hate him except for Drake who hates him because he is the only other standing pillar. It's the Brian v Cole we were promised.
>>218977233No
>>218977197The Bam you knew died a long time ago
>>218977224Ben always wanted to be famous!
could bam just fuck off now?
>>218977225>subhuman>subDelicious subway subhuman sub sandwich?
>>218977191>what! you've never eaten peking duck???>bam, what we doing here man
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS BIG FOOTLONG SUBWAY SANDWICHIS HE MAKIN DEALS DOWN THERE?
>because they call me whoreyeah nothing to do with the fact that you are literally levels more gross than creature lol
>>218977261I'm dying. Its all they told him about last night
>HE NEVER HAD A BIG FOOT LONG SUBWAY SANDWICH
>nobody likes bashirthere you fucking faggots. go crazy angry at emma for that, since you need to defend that faggot mussie so bad.
The Submarine Footlong Subway Sandwich, whatever happened there
bingo and bongo seem to be very irritated todaybingo is sicki guess bongo is also sick?they are also autistic which means they absorb and magnify the energy and emotions of those around themhate & death might be winning today
>hurr durr you're a wigger!I hate them as much as you do, they're literally drugging the imbecile janitor called Landon and as much as I despise the mentally retarded imbecile of the janitor I don't want to see him become a drug addict
>WHORE REBELLION>BETHTANK
>>218976985kek
>>218977224
>>218976982Go aheadYoure a retarded faggot, so a retarded faggot religion like islam is perfect for you
Why didn’t Bam ask Landon who he thinks will be eliminated
I always thought the joke was on the audience when production was absent. Like "oh yea we are just not going to do anything on purpose".But now with the basement cam, we know the wiggers are actually fried.
Bashit wouldn't even be a bad insult name, she just sounds like a dumb seething Discordnigger when SHE specifically intones it. She can't say it smoothly she has to say it like a slur, like she's really destroying him each time.
>how do you feel JD got a big footlong delicious submarine subway sub sandwich?
>uh ohNow what if they brought back Freddy to defend the fish, and Scott to defend prod?
>>218977197the 2000s were 20+ years ago bro
>>218977224It's on the top of LSF
>>218977252this is the season highlight for methe basement seething has been glorious
>>218977293She literally took it from the chat.
>>218977246Can't wait to tell her to kill herself on bant
>>218977241Brian vs Cole 2 but way better
>>218977290because production told bam that landon will be eliminated today
>>218977282gigi cutie
>>218977278the fish like bashir, this dumb bitch just confuses dislike to feeling threatened.
>>218977296best decision production ever made was to never bring back scott
>>218977246No the streamstars-cord do. Beth couldn't solve a captcha
>>218976982
>>218977278What does emma had to do with it?
>>218977296dude really just said he wanted to hurt landon hoping to get back on jet and bens side, what a pathetic retard
>>218976195Letty blackmailed the wiggers for years until she got into enough of her own shit
>a-at least make it a fair fight!I hope you enjoy your updoots "First_Addition5720"
>>218977283Failed exorcism
>>218977224>wiggers desperately try to go viral during S5 with wacky friendtank antics>clip that ends up going viral is ben unironically sucker punching and beating up a drunk retarded janitor because he made him mad
>>218977246No, that's a chat special
>>218977305Clearly and obviously but it actually COULD be fine slipped into spoken dialogue but she's such a retarded subhuman seething whore she makes this actual retard larping muslim faggot ginger look good by comparison
NEW>>218977286>>218977286>>218977286new>>218977286>>218977286>>218977286
big fat foot long delicious amazing subway sandwich
>>218977200LolWrong
>>218977296Scott losing aura
>okay Bam, go up there and ask them all about how funny the Subway sandwhich bit is. All of the basement chat cucks NEED to know.
I HEARD YOU ATE JD'S FOOTLONG HAHAHAHA
>Bam when you go up there make sure to mention the subway sandwich nobody noticed or cared about
He never mentions the chocolate chip cookie
Bam is like the dad that comes to summercamp to pick up his kids and after shooting some shit with the councellors he drives the kids home like "hey i heard you guys did some pranks last night was it fun"?
>>218977246Yeah she referenced the jacked landon edits
>>218977296This is a new low for Scott. Jet flat out cold shouldered him and now he's simping for Jet and Ben for even the slightest chance to be invited on. I'm no longer Scottyrocking posting.
Best case scenario JD wins the challenge and shoots Emma or Anissa. I don't want JD to leave yet.
>>218977278If you haven't noticed, the fish that is most hated and dogpiles is usually the good one that is most liked here.
Will we actually get Skank Hassle, or will it be the usual female shit where they get a little emotional over a small hit and ragequit the tank?
>BIG OL SUBWAY SUBMARINE SANDWICH
>>218977183I'M 'MIRIN, BRAH>>218975897
>>218977296they are NOT letting you hit bro
>>218977343You should go on the show so we can all watch Ben beat the simp out of you.
>>218977296Pathetic even for Scott
>Ben and Jet terrified of coming upstairs nowAnd mints too, but who cares about that fag.
>>218977296Shouldn't this trained martial artist be mad at ben for going hard on landon?
>>218977361>most hatedyou are fucking moron
what was maejok just bitching at anissa for?
mints, great switching retarding, we dont give a fuck about your sink
who did the twins say they would shoot?
>>218977394anissa is flooding the servers
Production at McDonalds eating rn probably
>>218977197He used to be a multi-multi-multi-millionaire and now he's MCing for an internet reality show for few grand. Let this be a lesson to all you fuckers out there, don't abuse substances and alcohol.
>Soaking dishes in sink>Drips down onto the serversShe is planning her grand finale
>>218976962why not have both
>>218977061>THAT'S A GOOD LOG!
>>218977389hes a pathetic retard that will say anything to get back in their good graces
maejok also deserves some whooping
Bashit! hehehe WOMP WOMP
>>218977346I'm pretty sure they just disagree with some of the Jesus bits but they come from the same old testament parts that they were reading
>Bam says Ben is sleeping
>>218977264Bashir is a more stable Cole and Drake is a more competent Brian You’re correct that their dynamic is very similar
>>218976317cole, and nina are not underdogs in the same way that emma, and payton areemma, and payton get underdog status because they are not competitorscole, and nina were underdogs because of social circumstanceand when i say "everyone" i mean everyone in the house not audience wise
>>218977357no way
Watching Bashir talk to Bam is the worst
>>218977296Was Scott ever genuine friends with Sam or was he just a random karate trainer they found for S1?
>>218977458 Yeah that's why muslims persecute Christians everywhere in the world, because they disagree with on some Jesus bits but still really like us
>>218977358They should bring him on and make him fight James Drake instead
>>218977480>emma, and payton get underdog status because they are not competitorsnot that i expect too much out of this crowd but this is precisely the reasoning gap here. "not competitors" is by definition incorrect. If you want to say they aren't content that's fine, but then you have to adjust your argument here. You dislike boring people and that's fine. Case in point: a lot of people will tell you Letty coasted through, regardless of how dumb that is
>>218977138Landon mogs
>>218977357That's all over twitter you stupid fucking nigger
>>218977572if this were a season of survivor they would take emma, and payton to the end as easy duds that they could frame as nontent losersjames drake knows this and wants to set it up so that emma is with him in the endim not a part of the side of reality tv crowd that thinks this is good social game
>>218977153post your team
