Scully saar, do not redeem!
>>218975882He's just playing FBI Director Patel
>>218975882>That's ridiculous. There's no scientific evidence that toilets have ever existed.
The jokes write themselves. Could they try to be less predictable?
>>218975882Endless jokes. Endless memes. Scully you bloody bastard!
>>218975945I wonder how many years of work and billions of dollars have been squandered on nigboots that nobody ever watched or even remembers
>>218975882It’s such a concerted effort to push everything to being non-white. It’s so tiresome. At this point, I’d be fascinated to see if Hollywood banned all white people from being involved in future productions, just to see how leftists will defend the decision. You just know they’d celebrate it. Imagine all the unemployed white actors having to defend the end of their careers.
>>218976093I dunno maybe it's reparations for Hollywood and TV being 99% white for 100+ years?
>>218976094They remade Jacob's Ladder?Why?
>>218976093>Imagine all the unemployed white actors having to defend the end of their careers.That already happened with voice actors, the people who played Cleveland and Jubilee and Aang all got to issue statements praising and thanking the studios for firing them and congratulating the ethnically appropriate people their roles were given to
I never heard of Himesh Patel before right nowI go to google and the first thing I see from him is bitching about James Bond being whiteThey never surprise you, do they?
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>>218975882Station eleven was kino
>>218976464No, they are all laughable stereotypes with brainrot and that is ultimately the reason why their art is worthless - you know every line, every situation, every conclusion and every character the moment they pop up on screen.
>>218975882>casting surely not motivated by political obsession of Vance and Co over bringing in pajeets.I'll give it one season. Obviously not watching it too. Cogler can go fuckn himself.
>>218975882Talk about bad timing
>>218975882Give /tv/ flags when the season airs.
>>218976661Yes, I'm sure that Ryan Coogler had pleasing his patrons in the Trump administration top of mind when he made this callWhat the fuck's up with you?
>>218975882>are you saying that when you flush down the toilet, the shit is removed from your house? Saar, your alien stories are more believable.
>>218976579It had kino scenes. But was not kino altogether. Actually, it was a horrible show. We missed a lot of kino thanks to woke storytelling. Wish we could go back to Dawson Creek days.
The Truth Is requiring small disbursement paying of fee very affordable but requiring common gift card of your choosing kindly
>>218975882>Scully please, the team USA game is in an hour and I've only had five beers.
YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY IMMIGRANTS AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY But muh Trump... Corporations run America deal with it chuddies.
>>218976697There are leftards around who unironically believe that Hollywood is actually entirely rightwing.
>>218976881I'm not having white children so its expected outcome, I cant blame anyone.
>It's been right in front of us all along. 100,000 Americans disappear every year while buying menthols. It even happened to my own father. What did the cigarette company do with him? I need to know!
>>218976881>capitalism is when you spend hundreds of millions of dollars making a show nobody watches so you cancel it and spend hundreds of millions of dollars making a show nobody watches so you cancel it and spend hundreds of millions of dollars making a show nobody watches so you cancel it and When exactly does the "capitalism" start kicking in?In fact the previous incarnation that nobody particularly liked, of tits and explosions and reality shows, that was capitalism. It turned a profit. Television and film is now apparently an industry that converts dollars into nothing, and it's very puzzling how the fuck an "industry" like that exists.
>government conspiracy to trick all persons into using loo
>>218976093I mean I’d disagree since the demographics have literally changed, if not for the fact that browns like seeing white people on screen more than their own kind
>>218975882oh no no no no no no NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
>>218977015every year viewership goes down and box office returns go down and budgets go up
>>218977015>NOT REAL CAPITALISMlollmao
>>218976697>>218976900Every mainstream movie/TV show dealing with the government or intelligence agencies has to have a clearance from the CIA/FBI. They even have agents assigned to make sure there's no fuckery abound and the agency is made to look cool and that they push certain ideas.
>>218977314I'm putting the onus on you hereWhat is the business model on losing infinite sums of money forever with zero profitable results?
>>218977314Open borders are cornerstone of leftism. Its cultists will outright die to protect it.
>>218977372who says they're losing money? they just don't bother getting the money from the ostensible consumer anymore
>>218977324Yes, we know.
>>218975940underrated
>let's make the reboot as revolting as possible!
>>218975940audible kek
>>218977580Go die for Netanyahu, loser
>DAMN IT MULDER IM CLOSING THE BATHROOM FILES
>>218977022
>>218977861the flush is out there
>>218977805Bloody fuck you sir your mother is on the bbc files
>>218975882I FUCKING HATE THIS EARTH!
>>218976057LOL I did not even know that existed.
>>218977793>Berniebro already melting downTime to get vented by ICE, I heard bringing illegals in owns Koch!
>>218976220Why would our shit be anything other than us?!
>>218977861
Anyone else remember that episode from season 8 where the monster of the week is a disabled Indian midget that climbs up people assholes and shits himself out lmao.
>>218975918Patel would probably play himself if they asked him.
>>218975882it was already pretty much dead with the Scully casting but this shows it never had a fucking chance. what will they blame when this flops hard because we know it won't be the casting
>>218975882This Dr Watson from the Millie Holmes films
>Agent Patel... I'm redeeming the X-Files>SAAR YOU CANNOT REDEEM YOU MUST POST THE ALIEN DISCLOSURE CODE NOW OR I RAPE YOUR MOTHER
>>218978113the ever looming shadow of gamergate
>>218977977They shat it out right after the 24 reboot season they did like 10 years ago
>>218975882>Ryan Cooglershit, does this mean i can't call this show woke then?If it's got Coogler attached to it, the chances of this show going broke is nill.
>>218976057the finger on the trigger makes me more mad than the nog
>>218978030
>>218977906
>>218978205>>218978222>he redeemed
>>218976244Not enough black people in the original
>>218977314At what point does capitalism promote losing money and power in exchange for... Nothing. Communism failed every time it was tried because of the principals of Communism. This system is not failing because of the principals of capitalism. Capitalism is all about making money, they're actively throwing it away here. You see how your argument makes no sense? No go suck a dick and die faggot
>>218978113They will blame the men in black working for Majestic-12 guided by the redacted sections of the project blue book report. Also chuds.
>>218978370>they're losing money because... they just are, okay?!?!?!LMAO. Tranny tier logic. Utterly delusional you are.
>>218978345>Join us, little cattle goyim minorities>We care about you, we'll respect you>We'll treat you better than those meanie racist RepublicansDo you honestly think anyone buys this shit anymore? Patel literally was not shocked at the response he got. You're thinking of SomeOrdinaryGamer, and he's a fag.
>>218978345>what do minorities think they'll be spared?they are like a third of the movement kek, MAGA is brown as fuck, did you never go to a MAGA rally?
>>218978408>they're making money because.. they just are, okay!?!?!?Bait used to be believable. Try harder next time
>>218978030LMAO
>>218978370Pure capitalism is a fucking stupid idea because only an idiot believes capitalism exists in a vacuum with immutable rules.No wonder Ron Paul lost.
>>218978431MAGA>gets raped by a pakiis>daughter acid attackedbrown>run over by truck of peaceas>overdose on fentanyl fuck
>>218975882>Here's your Mulder and Scully, bro!I've never seen a so obviously DOA product and we're talking about an industry that spent the last 15 years specializing on making DOA products.
>>218978503nice word salad, fag
>>218978454>self proclaimed "capitalist" knows nothing about financial marketsLOL. Stay poor, broketard.
>>218977372They can't lose infinite money. No one is doing this for free. In fact they're getting paid quite well.However, the money comes from those in power, not from the consumer. Those in power are able to do this because under capitalism nothing is sacred. You can buy a studio, you can buy a politician, you can buy laws. The ideal market for a capitalist is a monopoly that they control, allowing them to maximize profits, which go straight to their pockets through ownership, without competition. What you're seeing is a loss leader. A shitty show not expected to make a profit. But it exists to force an idea or to get you to do something else. And it's not a matter of left vs right but the elite vs regular people. The right controls all 3 branches of government right now and they're doing nothing because everything is going according to plan for the elites.
>>218978503Who said anything about pure capitalism? You're the people who say there can be pure Communism and that it can exist in a vacuum. What "external factors" justify a company contradicting it's sole purpose, at the expense of everyone involved and every consumer? Is it some massive conspiracy to prop up capitalism by... Being anti-capitalist? Make it make sense.
>>218975882They've banned whites from being in the main cast. whites will be relegated to villains and ne'er-do-wells. upside to all this is the more they pull this shit the more whites will collectivize, the more they'll reject minorities, as they should, and not care what fake and gay labels are applied for doing so by those who hate them for existing whilst being white
>>218976969underrated post
>>218978554Who said I'm a "capitalist" and since when does tranny schizo babble equate to documented financial success? You're hearing voices again. You should lay down.
>>218978559>t's not a matter of left vs right but the elite vs regular peopleThis is just plain old Marxist rhetoric. >>218978569>at the expense of everyone involved and every consumerDoesn't happen. Here's what has actually happened: you became a tiny irrelevant part of the consumer demand. Your circlejerk's preferences no longer matter.
>>218978345What the FUCK are you even talking about?What does your rambling have to do with anything?
>>218976969>sister gets mass-probed by a roaming pack of ayylmaos and disappears
>>218978345>patel was shocked at getting called a jeetare you confusing patel with vivek?vivek was upset with anti-indian slurs being used by the GOP base.>"If you call Usha Vance, the Second Lady of the United States of America, a ‘jeet,’ you have no place in the future of the conservative movement,” lmao
>>218978345I think it's just better compared to any alternative that minorities have.
>>218978532I assume Ryan Coogler won a pity Oscar or two. But so did Chloe Zhoe. That doesn't mean they should be rebooting classic television and wokeifying it to death.The Left has destroyed all kino and they love it as long as white fans are unhappy.
>>218978610>talks about "documented financial success">has never read a 10-K or a 10-QROFL. Get a job.
>>218978431This. Some of the most racist people you will ever meet against illegal aliens are second or third generation Latinos. They go fucking in on them if you just let them talk. They talk about their skin color, how they smell, how they need to go back home. These motherfuckers think they're like innately better somehow. I had to dip from around some of them because they thought that shit was normal and not evil. like literal evil in their hearts.
>>218976057I liked this show. I wish it wasn't called 24 thougheverbeit.
>>218978185Just like Peele's Twilight Zone reboot was such a huge hit, right?I wonder if this will actually make it to series. The original characters are basically the biggest appeal to audiences. They've tried to replace them twice and failed both times. If this doesn't get Buffy'd, I'd expect it to last no more than 2 seasons with the second season being ordered upfront.
>>218976749Lmfao
>>218978808>Just like Peele's Twilight Zone reboot was such a huge hit, right?What did he do on that show again? He wrote and directed every episode right?
>>218976697your literally european lol
>>218977649Then the agenda in their content that everyone hates must be the agenda of their non-consumer benefactors.
>>218978808He made it too horror-focused and too Outer Limits-ish with alot of bad endings.bad endings not because of karma, but because for the sake of bad endings.
>>218978532>"the show will explore the difference in philosophical beliefs" coogler said>"it will be a similar dynamic to Mulder and Scully, one being rational and evidence based while the other is more open minded...">"Patel's character brings an exotic eastern view point for the cases, with his knowledge of Indian mysticism compared to Deadwyler's "street smarts">Deadwlyer's character will know dem chicken needs a wash with dey soap" it's just something she knows instinctively >while Patel doesn't believe in germ theory, instead relying on his mystic understanding that heavily spicing the chicken will kill the germs and prevent food poisoning even with his unwashed shit covered hands">when writing I made sure to reject the white cultural norms, like I'm sure Scully would have just said to wash your hands and cook it at a proper temperature"
>>218979175Excellent job anon.
>>218979175i would watch a show about pajeet mulder and hoodrat scully, especially if all they did was seethe about whites and do thirdworld shit like slaughter a goat in an apartment building. friend who lived in french dorms for a year actually saw this. another one of my favorite stories of his was boiling rice and a shit-covered chicken egg in the same water. thirdies do some wild shit.
>>218979505Chicken poo very nutritious saar give nice aroma to noodle
>>218975882Pilot episode's gonna be about a toilet witch sighting. Scully doesn't believe in them but Mulsaar is convinced they're real.
>>218975940
>>218976057lmaoWhen did that happen?? I remember binging 24 back in the 00s when I was a zogbot on deployment. I have never heard of the nigboot.
>>218975940sensiblechuckle.gif
Mr aylmao, plis show Bob and vagin
>>218975882But this time... we are the aliens
It's crazy how the psyop works. When I was a kid I loved Indian food and always wanted to go to an Indian restaurant. If only I knew who was making it.
>>218978532How old is the nigress? She looks about fifty at least
>>218975882Mr Moulder im opening the poop files please do the needfull
>last episode set on a train>ends with Pooulder trying to take a pic and gets splattered
>>218978532>here are the successors of that sexy duo with so much chemistry that melted tvs back in the dayGrim.
>>218978345he can handle the bantz
>>218975882THE RAPE FILES
>>218975940spbp
>>218978345He looks like he stands too close to women when he talks to them and never blinks or breaks eye contact either during the entire exchange.
>>218978072microsoft isn't an episode of the x files
>>218981233indian "food" has made me sick to my stomach both times I tried it on two separate occasions. The memes exist for a reason.
>>218975918>"As Of today I am redeeming the XXX Files, please pretty woman Scully, show bobs and vagene"
>>218975882This guy has the same IRISH agent as MBJ, Paapa Essiedu, Austin Butler, Tom Holland, Orlando Bloom. He even set up roles for Bono's daughter.
Did they already announce if these two will be Mulder and Scully or new characters? It would be hilarious if so.
>>218976220>it's not happening, bigot>okay it's happening but it's a good thingevery time
>>218976220Media being predominately White in White society. Oh the horror!
>>218977372Hollywood has always worked hand in hand with the MIC. hollywood is literally americas department of propaganda. youd be suprised how many lobbying groups are responsible for pushing scripts as pr for their brand or message.
>>218981763They are apparently giving them new names like how Zendaya isn't Mary Jane Watson, she's Michelle Jones Watson
>>218975918I'm reopening the poop files, someone bring me tp
>>218981905So the jeet will be called Muldarhar?
>>218981905Shes black, it'll be Shaquisha Quiche Watronia or some other shit
>>218978345
>>218978532jesus fucking christ
I thought woke was dead? And now we get a jeet Mulder, black Scully all from a female showrunner?
>>218978422>Trust me, the fictional character I have invented for this government official doesn't mind one bit.
>>218981997Hooo boi me Muldahar here and today we will check some new Alienware
>>218976220>reparations for not enough gibsmedat
>>218975940kek
>>218981758the fenian menace
>>218982156>>218981997Farhood Muldahar and D'Neesha Skurry
>>218982345 kek indeed. Bro probably thought he was dropping some galaxy brain take and dipped. At this point the real X-File is figuring out why Hollywood keeps digging up 90s shows just to skinwalk them with a Netflix filter. I want to believe… that they’ll come up with something original for once.
>>218976969Cigarette smoking man was her father who left her the whole time
>>218975882>Agent Pajeeter, I am redeeming the Saar-Files
>>218981636which one of you faggots reported him, he was not wrong.
>>218978113>well I guess nobody likes X-Files at all anymore because there's just no more stories to tell!
>>218984213He wasn't even pretending to talk about a TV show
>>218975882>mulder, why is it you're not allowed over the border into canada?
>Muldahar meets Deepgoat under Texas hindoo demon statueBloody bitch bastard! I know The Pooping Man redeemed sister's bobs, now I will redeem.
>>218975882This, like Buffy, will be cancelled after the pilot.
>>218985062I was about to say "but Coogler just got his affirmative action oscar"BUT SO DID THE CHICK THEY GAVE BUFFY TOkek Oscar winners don't even get 15 minutes of fame anymore, they're nobodies again before the ceremony ends
>>218985203The oscars doesn't even provide temporary fame because no one watches thembanymore.
>>218975882from a jew to a poo, I guess this is poetry.>>218975940lol
>>218975940When did the script leak?
>>218976220Reparations were keeping them in America and not sending them back to Africa.Do you know that the freed slaves who were sent to Liberia enslaved the Liberians when they got there?Blacks have never been against slavery.
So typical two seasons and then canceled?
>>218984468why are they like this
>>218981859>america>whitewhen? it's not 1975 anymore, douglas. texas is islamofied, california is mexico, minnesomalia is now known worldwide, the government is jewish, the fbi is indian, ice is mexican. what the fuck is white about america?
>>218976697>top of mindPeople are still pretending this is the correct phrase? Lmao
>>218975945I think they're doing it because of how much shit this remake is getting. It's a way to troll the racists
>>218977861>I want to redeem
>>218991331
>>218991761Kek. Fucking saved.
>>218991761kek
>>218975882Freeze, motherbitches!
>>218976057It's funny because 24 actually had a likable black protagonist that was in the show for multiple seasons that could have worked......if not for the fact they made him suddenly act like a retard and force Jack to kill him - a nuke went off like 10 seconds later so he didn't even get his own silent clock, kek.
>>218975940that sounds kinda racist mate, not cool
>>218975940I keked
>>218975940pfffffffff
>>218975882They had to get a jeet who radiates zest why?
the Lone Conmen
>>218976057>Try to do 24 without Jack BauerEven if the protagonist was white this was going to fail, random spinoffs never work, the only time it worked was Star Trek: TNG
>>218985203Like how you cannot do Buffy without Joss Whedon, you can't do The X-Files without Mulder and Scully, it's not NCIS or Law & Order where the casts can lose actors and still go on
>>218976057It's pretty bad when I had no idea this even existed.
>>218982104Disney are still true believers in the agenda, and they unfortunately have a lot of cash they can piss away
>>218975882Wasn't one of the reasons X-Files was so popular is that everyone wanted to fuck both Duchovny and Anderson? What is X-Files if no one is sexy?
>>218976661India is russia’s bitch.Pajeets are russian spies.Putting actual russians in important government and industry positions will raise some eyebrows. But the servile pajeets? Think about it.
>>218975882>the alien anal probe is forcing the poop out of me!
>>218991761saved and keked
>>218981905>apparently giving them new namesSo... they're new characters? Because I refuse to believe they're just tossing the baby out with the bathwater and just pretending the original show never happened, can't get memberberry cameos
>>218995602Yes, they're new characters. All we know about the plot is that they're restarting the X-Files. In same way Mulder wasn't the first to have them (in canon) either.
Literally a prequel about the first X-Files with Arthur Dales would've been a better spinoff idea
>>218975882Oh god YES!! i like this.
>>218975882He looks nothing like an intimidating figure
>>218978203it isn't though. Clearly outside the guard.
>>218975882 He's actually not the worst choice in the world. He was in Station Eleven, very good show.
Is it that hard just to make something new and original?
>>218997932That's because jeets are vegan weaklings
>>218997981Saar
>>218976057it's not about the money retard-kun, it's about the "message". Actually though, there have been WAY too many complete bombs of 100+ million dollars or more consistently for over a decade now without there being some larger overarching goal in mind
>>218976057man 24 was really lightning in a bottle. I remember it felt like the entire fucking country stopped to watch that hour every week, it's all anyone talked about at school the next day
>>218998544>lightning in a bottleThisCertain shows just cannot go on without their core components because that magic won't be there
The original show sucks after season 6.The reboot was complete and utter trash.Vince Carter is an absolute hack that had no coherent plan or story to resolve the Alien angle of the X-files, and the "mytharc" episodes are a complete disaster in the later seasons. He literally had no fucking idea what he was doing. Not going to watch this regardless of the "woke" angle, the X-files is dead and should stay dead forever.
>>218994005ah yeah the nuke season, that was actually a cool moment in the show but what came after that was a trainwreck that season. 24 kind of redeemed itself in the later seasons that weren't that bad, but season 5 was awful.
>>218999000>Vince CarterWho the fuck is Vince Carter?
>>218976661Season? Fuck no, two episodes max. Even that is being generous, I wasn't even that generous with anything from that retard Peele.
>>218999109the basketball player?
>>218999179What the fuck does he have to do with the X-Files?
>>218975882they recast one sex addict with another
>>218999179>>218999109Yeah I'm retarded I meant Chris Carter, but basketball brain made me say Vince kek
>>218999374>Chris Carter...the basketball player?
>>218975882>sir there's possibly a disease or person that is causing brown people to become whit->"WHERE? WHERE CAN I FIND THIS? TELL ME NOW!"
>>218976057Why gold weapon?
>>218985477The biggest mistake was not sending them all to Liberia.
>>218999600Because blacks love bling
>>218975940What if they did an episode about the Loo Witch?
>>218976881No, jews run our country. Trump is just their latest humiliation ritual.
