What causes a man to develop oneitis? Is it just being beta? Lack of a father figure? Being Indian?

>>218979048
Usually it’s just lack of options

>>218979048
Has to do with low self esteem and coming from a place of lack. Thoughts of "i will never find anyone else like her", "she was the only one i was worthy of".

>>218978968
Can't blame movies and TV in a wizard world, but I'd blame movies, TV, and lack of a father to break that delusion.

Many such cases.

>written by a woman
you don't say

>>218979191
Only the first two were, the rest were penned by Tavistock.

>>218979094
you quite literally have no idea of what you’re talking about. can’t stress that enough. just don’t respond next time when you lack the knowledge of what’s being asked.

>>218979292
Oh yeah? Well then care to provide an alternative perspective, or are you just going to keep seething.

>>218979292
Calm down, beta.

>>218979292
I don't like saying this because it sounds like buzzwords, but please, have sex.

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>>218979191
Ahem.

>>218978968
Should have beaten james to a pulp.

>>218979048
loyalty and love, both of which you seem to lack

>>218978968
Hes a gender reversed cat lady alpha widow. Its obvious.

Why did they make Snape look like an old lesbian in a wig?

>>218979529
Virginity... activate!

>>218979048
Women become less friendly the older they get

>>218979529
>loyalty and love
>for a woman that's taking some other guys cock
You virgins really are something.

>>218979616
I see you've met the cashiers at my CVS

>>218979631
When you can conjure up physical beings with the wave of a wand, why would you even bother with other people?

Adult male virgins make me laugh.

>>218979048
>Being Indian?
Anon there’s 1.4 billion Indians I don’t think they have a problem with that

>>218978968
what were they thinking with this casting? He has no style at all

>>218982971
Who said Snape is a virgin?

>>218983027
I guess it's just Indians outside of India
>>218983067
Who said anything about Snape?

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Oh he's just like me!

>>218983087
Ugh

>>218983723
Shouldn’t it be Died an unlovable…?

>>218983723
this will be me in 2026

>>218979048
You're getting lots of cope answers but the truth is that throughout history you would have encountered your companion in youth

>>218983850
he's a jam boy, they're all terrible at english.

>>218982971
I wish I was a virgin. But I dud too much manwhoring.
Now Im unable to seriously connect in a relationship

>>218979048
>What causes a man to develop oneitis
True love, and their one chance for happiness gone.

>>218979048
Evolutionary implementation of the commitment device. It's a credible and strong signal for lifelong pair-bonding by the offeror. Basically what this guy >>218983978 is hinting at

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commitment_device

Are you black?

>>218984605
I'm not a "manwhore" at all but I've been unable to connect with any of my girlfriends, much less love them. I enjoyed the sex but always looked at them just as another friend, not really a partner or companion.

>>218979616
Doesn't it reverse at some point? I just want an older woman who's grateful for me to eat her pussy from time to time. Is that so much to ask?

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>>218984605
I feel the same way. I love my wife, but I was her 2nd and she was my 20th. She loves me way more than I am capable of loving her. I wish we'd been each other's first. That said, I probably wouldn't be as good a man for her without those previous lessons from fucking things up with the other girls.

>>218979048
All of the above in your case

>>218984922
It turns around at about 43.

>>218985031
>even beta jeets with no father figure don't have oneitis
Grim.

>>218978968
He was what was called a "sensitive young man," and Rowling is what is called a "hole," so it makes perfect sense that she would interpret the story this way.

>>218985059
>sensitive young man
you mean beta male

>>218979048
Sexual inexperience

I have zeroitis
I have never had a crush on someone

>>218985050
Delicioso

>>218978968
The book was written by a woman. They really will sit around and think about the first guy that blew their back out until death.

>>218979292
anon struck a nerve lol

>>218979048
Would Indian Snape have been preferable to black Snape?

His obsession stems from James ruining his life and Lily chosing to fuck him and hang out with his friends, who also relentlessly bullied him.
It's not just about rejection.

>>218978968
>has the nature of women revealed to him too early before his brain could process it
Dude got to witness his lifelong childhood friend betray him and fuck and eventually getting knocked up by his Chad bully. He got constantly humiliated and pushed around and tormented by James and then the girl he loved and knew his whole life decided eh wanted to take that wand instead of his because it turned her on to see the Quidditch champion tough guy pick on Snape. This broke his brain and trapped him in a mental state where it was easier for him to try to preserve the imaginary version of her where she was a kind and loving soul instead of the reality of her just being an ordinary slunt.

>>218979048
Most men go through life having absolutely no women show them any kindness, affection, or positive attention other than their mother and often not even their mom does now. This causes most men to develop loyalty and attachment to whatever pretty girl happens to give them positive attention and grow loyal to her and love her. However for her she lives a life of constant non-stop positive male attention, and so what's special to oneitis anon is completely routine and mundane to her so she doesn't have the same attachment.

>>218985851
I'm glad my dad taught me not to trust women.

Childrens book

>>218978968
>>218979048
His development was arrested because he joined a terrorist cult straight out of school

>>218984922
Mid to late 40s

>>218983723
I am him, I have been him, I will continue to be him.

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>>218978968
The only reason he was still simping for her was because she died before she could hit the wall and Snape could find her Facebook account and realize he dodged a bullet.

>>218985745
Thinking about it, Snape went through one of the biggest humiliation rituals possible. To get publicly humiliated by by your bully in front of your crush and then have him wind up marrying and impregnating her. How do you even recover?

>>218979048
There's 8.2 billion people on earth, but there's only one of her.

>>218984535
>HURR HURR INDIA
go outside anon

>>218979191
JK Rowling actually brutally portrayed women's actual nature.

>Lily turns out to be a dumb whore who just wants to get dicked down by the football star
>some women are the most psychotic and sadistic people to exist like Bellatrix
>girls want to get with Harry because he's famous, until suddenly he's not cool anymore so they change and don't like him now, and then once he's popular and cool again they come back
>girls generally act all ditzy and silly over popular and handsome boys as their main concern over schoolwork or ambition, even Hermione does this over Viktor Krum
>Romilda Vane is so insane for clout chasing she tries to drug Harry into loving her but Ron gets it instead
>Cho Chang wants Cedric Diggory because he's a champion in the Triwizard tournament
>Aunt Petunia is a complete cunt and so is Aunt Marge
>Hermione goes off on some insane activist campaign
>Rita Skeeter is a detestable lying journalist propagandist

The only generally good woman in the entire universe is Mrs. Weasley, other than than most women in the book act like real women in varying ways. Mrs. Weasley represents some minority of decent hard working women who are good mothers who have lots of children and have traditional household roles and values while being loving and kind.

>>218986206
kek

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>>218984605
I used to be hopelessly romantic, but getting rejected more than 30 times made me internally suffocate those feelings forever. I unironically envy people who marry their teenage crushes, it feels like I’ve lost the ability to fully commit out of self-protection.

>The First Cut Is the Deepest starts playing

>calls his crush a filthy nigger during a temper tantrum
>she gets upset and fucks his bully
>he joins the wizard KKK
honestly he's just like me

>>218986298
All the evil women are generally single and/or childless. Interesting

>>218986399
>crush acts like a typical filthy mud blood wanting the pure blood dick
>gets called out on it
Maturing is realizing the Potters deserved their deaths and Snape was always the good guy.

>>218986372
I used to be a romantic but then I spent time with women and had girlfriends.

>>218986469
Maturing is realizing the Potters deserved their deaths and Snape was a beta fag who you should never aspire to be and make sure your sons never become like.

>>218986372
One of the reasons we've obliterated families in the west is that the average age of marriage now is 31 whereas in 1970 it was 21.

The normal process of life used to be:
>get told to marry young all your life and see young families as the norm all around you in society
>graduate high school (optional)
>marry a girl from your home town by like 20 at most
>work a job at a factory or a mine or something
>have four to eleven kids on one income
>stay together forever because you and your wife were generally each other's firsts for everything, creating bonding

Now it's:
>get told never to "settle down" until 30 and you've got a career
>graduate high school
>go to university or college (mandatory or you won't get a job)
>take on tens of thousands of dollars of debt
>graduate and work minimum wage anyhow
>even mid women are all ran through by a dozen plus men by the time they're in first year uni
>spend 20's fucking around wasting time
>maybe settle for both people being unhappy at 30
>have maybe one kid

If you didn't manage to get a good girl in high school or early uni, you're just fucked. Once university is over that's the last time you'll ever be surrounded by young single women in the hundreds or thousands in your entire life. After that it will get harder and harder and you need to be more and more exceptional to still get girls 18-24 who will sleep with you but not have a relationship due to social stigma and not wanting to "settle down".

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>>218978968
>>218986399
>>218986469

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>>218979048
This man literally never left school. He joined a terrorist organisation and pussied out after a year or so and then immediately went back to school and never left

>>218979292
>asks question about women/dating on fucking /tv/
>unhappy with answer
Fucking LMAO. Where do you think you are? This is a place to shit on shitty movies and occasionally have a discussion about a film from the past, which may, or may not, be le kino. Get it together, faggot. And for discussing politics and race relations lol.
What's next? Are you gonna ask /tv/ how to take apart a car engine, or ask for advice for your first firemarm purchase?

>>218986945
>that the average age of marriage now is 31 whereas in 1970 it was 21.
The Netherlands had an average age of marriage near 30 for centuries. The real problem is that there's way more premarital sex than there was back then. It's fine to marry later if everyone (or at least a lot of people) are staying chaste before marriage.

>>218986298
You say that but even Mrs. Weasley admitted to using love potion on her husband and gave tips about that to Ginny in the books. And let's not forget that Voldemort was rape baby since his mother drugged & raped his father

>>218983723
I don't look like this, dress like this, or wear medals like that.

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>>218979048
I wouldn't know...it's definitely never happened to me...

>>218987387
...tell us the story, anon

>>218987223
>Voldemort
>fucked up psychopath from being a drug baby
>Harry
>gets drugged into marrying into the impoverished family that inserted itself into his life
The endless cycle continues

>>218978968
so was he a good or a bad guy in the end?

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How do people cope with the fact that the bliss of love mostly comes down to luck and chance?

>>218986298
>
The only generally good woman in the entire universe is Mrs. Weasley, other than than most women in the book act like real women in varying ways.
McGonagall is portrayed positively, too. Then again, I also had decent female profs in university, so I think that's fairly realistic.

>>218986220
i can't, my jam boy has the day off and the mosquitos are biting something fierce

>>218979048
Just a lack of contact with- and understanding of women. It's hard to romanticize women after having dealt with the female psyche for a few decades. Women are just as flawed and fucked up as men, just in different (and equally horrible) ways.

Without trying to sound feminist, it requires you to objectify a woman as some kind of ethereal being that is inherently better than a regular human. A mix of an angel, their mom and a sexual fantasy. Of course such a being doesn't actually exist and you can only keep up that image by watching her from afar.

>>218987943
Better than the alternative. Could you imagine working for something that someone else gets for free? sounds like some bullshit. Take what comes and let things go i guess. Also you can influence luck to an extent through various means, not all of them obvious.

>>218979048
It’s these:
>>218985111
>>218988068
Oneitis only happens to the naive and inexperienced.

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>>218978968
this but I was 18, and we had hung out with each other all of high school, go places together, and would call until 3:00AM. Waste of fucking time.

>>218979616
until they hit the wall

>>218979616
Everyone is nice to young attractive women. Once they hit the wall this suddenly disappears and they have to deal with the same shit men have to deal with much earlier when they stop being considered boys.

>>218988683
If you're a young attractive guy people are pretty nice to you as well. It's actually brutal how my treatment changed as I got better looking. Women (or I guess girls in school) used to be so awful to me. At least like half of them.

>>218986177
>How do you even recover?
by allowing the biggest magical terrorist to kill your childhood bully and his only offspring, then begging said magical terrorist to spare the cute redhead so you can win her back (he agreed unless she got in the way)

>>218986298
Don't forget about Umbridge's abuse of legislative power just to be petty.

>>218987943
increase chances by opening yourself to more opportunities of meeting people? Be social, observant, and confident.

>>218989051
Doesn't Ginny kiss Harry while still dating Dean Thomas in the book?

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>>218978968
> and I'll do so, while swapping races and sexes Potter

>>218989582
I think you got the wrong anon, bozo

>>218986469
His crush didn't act like that however. James became a much better guy later (except toward Snape) and he was a gigachad athlete. Both James and Snape were obsessed with Lily.

>>218989996
No, I was just adding on to the list of women moments. Turns out I was wrong anyway, Ginny and Dean had been broken up by that point. Womp womp.

>>218985851
>wanted to take that wand instead of his because it turned her on to see the Quidditch champion tough guy pick on Snape
I largely agree with the rest but this isn't what happened. Also Snape was continually a huge dick to everyone that wasn't Lily. James changed, except toward Snape, and Snape didn't and descended further into death eater maxxing.
>>218986298
>Hermione does this over Viktor Krum
Viktor was the first guy to see her as attractive.
>Cho Chang wants Cedric Diggory because he's a champion in the Triwizard tournament
And an all around great guy and gigachad, provably much better with women than Harry was (in terms of understanding them)
>>218987223
>Mrs. Weasley admitted to using love potion on her husband and gave tips about that to Ginny in the books
Source?

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>>218979048
Having a soul too pure for this world.

>>218990474
fair enough my bad

>>218988383
>we had hung out with each other all of high school, go places together, and would call until 3:00AM.
>but i never asked her out and eventually she moved on
>why did this happen to me?

>>218988904
>he agreed unless she got in the way
This was actually pretty chill for Voldemort. He gets a bad rap but honestly he's pretty decent in the books to his underlings.

>tells Snape he won't kill Lily so he can fuck her instead and only kills her because she wouldn't fuck off and just let him kill Harry like a bitch
>saves Wormtongue and gives him a new arm on the condition he not betray him
>is overall pretty cool to and appreciates Snape and only kills him because he thinks it's absolutely necessary to get the Elder wand
>Malfoys continually fail him and worst he does is just give Draco a really important but difficult job

Generally it's Bellatrix who seems to be the loose canon crazy one.

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When you are 14 your entire world is school, home, maybe church or extra activities. It’s not until you grow up and maybe move out that you broaden your horizons. I’m 47, and I barely remember any girls I liked at 14.

I ran into an old classmate that works security in the light rail of my city. All the popular kids grew up to be fucking losers.

>>218979616
Why are grannies so nice then, idiot?

>>218993709
they have grandkids to hype up, I mean duh

>>218978968
That's basically Obito from Naruto.

>>218978968
>my crush rejected me when I was 14
For good reason. He basically called her a nigger

>>218986298
wtf are you talking about

>>218978968
Most realistic part of Harry Potter desu

>>218985892
Which one of your dads, faggot?

>>218986945
Just download tinder, bro. Looksmaxx, rent a car, take a picture with your car for the profile picture, get a 18 years old, knock her up. Win the game. Stop being a pussy

>>218979048
You really only truly love one person in your life, after that you can love people a little bit, but there's always a sense of caution, you're always careful, you have a guard up constantly.

That first love though, it's something else entirely.

>>218982971
All sexhavers will be killed by me

>>218995723
kill yourself normtard

>>218995723
>thinking your profile will even be shown to anyone on tinder
lmao

People always seem to forget half the story. It wasn't just that Lily 'dumped' him (if they were even really together), it was that she dumped him for the guy that was regularly beating him up. That sort of thing would honestly probably mess someone up in the head. Also, Harry's parents aren't called out for being awful people often enough.

>>218979048
>>218979078
>>218979094
>>218979319
True love. You can never replicate that once you experience it and lose it. Just like heroin. It's a one time experience.

>>218978968
What else could he realistically do? Dumbledore would turn him over to the authorities if he suspected Snape of not being a simp. Snape was out on Dumbledore's word alone

>>218996321
I don't know man, never used that shit kekek

>>218996438
Neither of them are awful people though. James was a schoolyard bully and he was called out for that plenty, but he matured into a more honorable person. Lily stopped being friends with Snape cause he was magic racist to her and joined the magic nazis.

>>218978968
>Snape's childhood friend betrays
Why do they always betray? Even western academyslop uses this trope the fuck???

>>218998111
he called her a magic nigger. She didn’t betray him. He was close friends with people whose entire personality was “Total Muggle Death”.

>>218978968
Obvious woman writer character.
>>218979048
Non-browns are evolved to invest heavily in a partner and raise their children. If you're white, pretending to never catch feelings, it's because you've never been with a girl who wasn't gross or annoying. This talk of inexperience is cope too. I've juggled more women than I had time for, having to cut people from the roster, then when I really knocked it out of the park, the feelings kick in and all the other women get dropped.
That said, yes, you gotta let go when it's clear it's not working.

>>218988383
I thought this bitch was so hot when I was a kid

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I hate that I still have oneitis for my ex who dumped me 3 months ago. Idk if it's cause we never actually fucked, she sucked my dick a few times and I would finger her but she wouldn't let me stick it in. I have a new girlfriend now who I've already fucked multiple times, and is hotter than my ex, but she's part of antifa and I post here so that can't last. She's hot though, for being nonwhite. My ex was white so maybe that's part of it. I keep wanting to get drunk and text her but I know there's no good way to do it.

>>218978968
he's literally us. each and every one of us. can i get an amen in chat?

>>218979048
Its an excuse so you dont have to try again and experience failure

>>218979616
I experienced the opposite. Older women are the only ones who are into me for some reason

>>218979048
If you've ever had multiple relationships. Theres always one of them that brought up a lot more intense feelings than the others. It doesnt even have to be your first love.

>>219001691
Is that what you really have, or are you just mad you got dumped?

>>219001691
3 months isnt long enough to consider it oneitis. It is dictating however you dont like your current gf enough to ignore it better

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>>218983723
FRFR
Add him to the Sensitive Old Man canon

Mine was 18 and I was 20. We became estranged and she contacted me to impregnate her when i was 30s.

Odd at the time. 8 years later I find out she lives less than an hour from me nearly 3000 miles from where we met.

Snuck a visit in and left with one hug. It was over for either of us but so battered and destroyed by life...

Inhave a whole family and shit

She has just been through the wringer....

Life is long enough for a few good jokes

>>219003887
This. My gf has one of these. Once we went to a bar and ran into him. She spent the entire night talking to and about him.

>>218978968
>rejected me

I don't remember if he ever confessed

>>219001488
she looked like her...

>>219001691
>but she's part of antifa and I post here so that can't last
lmao is she a he?

>>219002706
amen.

>>218978968
>and then when I resurrect they will make me a black man and I will get lynched by her white husband
damn jk rowling keeps on winning

>>219004783
Snape is more popular than James, she’s going to rewrite it to pander to his fans

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>>218979048
Usually it's the fact that the woman comes into your life at a pretty pivotal point in your life the fact is that back in the day you'd usually meet & fall in love with someone from a place you grew up in & that's basically dead now thanks to dating apps & always online shit dropping a nuke on the dating market & pushing it into the realm of cheap hook ups

My great grandfather met the love is his life by literally looking out a window & seeing a girl he liked working at a school across the street as a teacher

That shit will almost never fucking ever happen again in western society thanks to how fucked everything is socially

You have people who never grew up and are now socially retarded or on the other end of the spectrum people that fuck every other week with a new person & keep lists of who they were the length of their cock etc

There's no way these two groups can "meet in the middle" anymore as long as these cancerous dating apps exist & the social retards don't go out to meet people

Thanks to boomers & the post-coof "ghost recession" loads of these third places where you'd go & meet people are just gone now

You also can't have sex or even be friends with people from work or you're labeled a creep & get chewed out by HR, You can't keep to yourself, build up wealth & credibility until your old & then try to date a younger woman that's actually able to have children because Zoomers throw a fit.

As usual fucking Americans/Boomers ruined the world & then turn around & shrug their shoulder while brow beating young people about how it's actually their fault

There's outliers to this obviously but over all the social market is fucked much like everything these days from jobs to housing to the economy in general being centered around making sure Nvidia data center slopboxes have their stock go up 1% each year

>inb4 "SEETHING INCEL"

Yeah I am kind of seething that everything is categorically worse than it was even just 15 years ago
Fuck You

>>219004849
she isn't doing anything besides drowning in money and trolling retards on twatter

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>>218979048
Never had oneitis per se, but about 10 years or so ago there were a lot of quality women in the /soc/ contact threads (now infested with discord trannies) that I basically fell in love with.
>Cute Thai girl from a wealthy family
>German girl who was honestly one of the hottest women I'd ever seen
>Chubby big titty girl who was a manager for a major e-sports company
>Cute American

I wasn't even getting catfished either, had a lot of proof over time they were were all legit. I'm happily married now, but I do nostalgia about these days.

>>218979659
Lots of loyalty for a hired gun!

>>218978968
If only it were just that: he got cucked by his bully lol.

>>218978968
Snape was the og manosphere leader

>>218979094
A child who's been told no and decided to make every1 pay for it the rest of his life.

>>218990573
>>Mrs. Weasley admitted to using love potion on her husband and gave tips about that to Ginny in the books
>Source?
Some obscure passage in book 6 or something iirc.
>t. read the books like twice a year so they don't collect that much dust

They were good friends weren't they?
Like later as adults, it's just that he "lost" to James
>and she was murdered
It's not like he's fawning over anyone he can actually get back.

>>218986298
>Cho Chang wants Cedric Diggory because he's a champion in the Triwizard tournament
To be fair, Cedric was a better man than Harry. Not as famous as him, but gentle, handsome, athletic, more powerful as a wizard, and overflowing in charisma. Harry himself admits so when grieving over his death.

>>219003893
>Is that what you really have, or are you just mad you got dumped?
I don't know. For a lot of our relationship I was considering dumping her because she'd take 12+ hours to reply to a text. She was the one who asked to be in a relationship. She bought lingerie for us to fuck in. She called me daddy. I think she honestly might have just been very shy or inexperienced in relationships. She definitely was a bit autistic. Her parents were divorced. She went to therapy. I'm kind of mad at her because I feel like she wanted to move in together and we could have if she'd just been interested enough to justify me changing things in life for her.

>>219003962
>It is dictating however you dont like your current gf enough to ignore it better
The new girl is great and really sexy and all over me. She let me finger her on the first date whereas the other girl it took 6 dates to get to anything sexual. She is passionate, talks much more, she carries the conversation which is always good. And yet I miss the quiet awkward girl who once ignored me for almost 24 hours straight.

>>219004689
Okay she's not literally part of antifa but she protests ICE so might as well be. I know you think it's all ugly trannies but there are some hot girls in there too. There are not conservative girls too, I'm friends with a few, but it never developed past that and partly because online stuff really doesn't develop into romance for me. Needs to be irl and physical.

>>219004882
>Usually it's the fact that the woman comes into your life at a pretty pivotal point in your life
Agreed. That's how I got my last oneitis, really bad for the first girl who was nice to me after the scamdemic ended. It got so bad I felt like I was going to have a panic attack because I couldn't be with her. Took me 2 years to get over it and now she and I are friends somehow.

>>219005579
I'm pretty sure I know what line you're talking about, but it's from book 3, prisoner of Azkaban. She did make a love potion as a young girl but she tells it to Hermione and Ginny as an anecdote that they giggle over. She never says she gave it to Arthur or gives Ginny tips.

>>218979571
That was the later movies. Combination of him being a chubby old man with filled out face, and stupid costume/makeup decisions like eye shadow, feathering his hair when it's supposed to be greasy (first couple movies did it okay), and weird shirts that exacerbate his jowls and are too tight on his puffy torso. I guess no one was going to tell him to lose a couple pounds at that point in his age or the series.

>>218985571
That would have been incendiary too, but for those of us with streetshitter fatigue it would have become a comedy. Incel jeet lusting after his redhead oneitis while she marries chad and produces nu jesus.

I'm gonna laugh if women suddenly get the ick from the new Snape being an ass to Harry. He's no longer Alan Rickman, he's an ugly nigger with a nigger voice who abuses a kid for his mom's life choices.

>>219006488
Brits don’t make their actors lose weight or work out for some reason

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>>218979094
It's a teenagers book in which love is the most powerful magic in the world you arent meant to treat it with real world logic he gave his life for Harry because he loved his mom he gave up his racist last because he fell in love with a mudblood

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is it possible for a family to include children that are blonde and ginger (petunia and lily)

>>219004471
kek

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>>219005454
I'm a fat manlet loser but you guys make me feel way better about myself. Thanks, and I genuinely mean that. I've been having a bad week and reading all these replies cheered me up because I'm not as bad as you guys.

>>219006026
Pathetic, bro

>>218998275
Was this before or after she started getting all lovey-dovey with the guy who kicked his ass? Cause love of my life or not, I'd probably start souring on a girl too if she did that to me.

>>218979048
Sensitive men with a strong inclination towards a slow-life history and pair-bonding, monogamy.

I know everybody here is just going to make fun of them but it's quite sad desu, I've seen lot of guys who would have made good fathers and husbands who were permanently ruined by callous whores.

>>219007647
It was before. He called her a slur when she stood up to James for bullying him. She only got with him years later when he changed his ways, something Snape wouldn’t do for her

>>219007687
>I know everybody here is just going to make fun of them but it's quite sad desu
They deserve to be made fun of and it is sad. Not because what they want is unreasonable or stupid, but because women are incapable of being what they want.

>>219005454
I was also in the /soc/ threads back in the day and you're full of shit lol, the few women there were absolute bottom tier psychos and uggos

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>>219007765
What the fuck were you fags doing on /soc/? That's something I wouldn't admit to even if I was Anonymous.

>>219007784
I was a shutin NEET who wanted social interaction but didn't know how meet people, so I just posted on /soc/ and omegle all day

>>219007750
>It was before. He called her a slur when she stood up to James for bullying him
That makes no sense. Not saying that's not what happened, anon, but that makes no fucking sense. He can't do that and then still pine for the one that got away decades later. The fuck.

I still think about my high school ex 20 years later. She was a redhead with blue eyes. Great person. I try not to think about her but I had a dream the other night that resurfaced all kinds of memories. I could have had it all, man.

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>>219007765
Luck of the draw anon, it's not like I was finding these kind of women every day.

>>219007784
I had a stretch of NEETdom until I got my life together where I found it exciting to find random girls online to try and get lewd with. I was surprised at how many actual hot women I interacted with (not catfished with just pictures, actual saw on webcam). You'd virtually have no shot of successfully doing this these days.

>>219005454
I met a cute Asian girl on /soc/ and hung out with her, I could have stayed the night but I pussied out, was not ready to lose my virginity that night.
I was such a fucking retard

>>218987457
Ginny isn't a bad catch if we assume she used magic potions to dodge the wall. Not like Harry had any proper options either.

>>218991031
this nigga did it to himself, should've went home the moment he learned she's engaged

>>219007976
I can relate to that. Sometimes memories of old friends and crushes bubble up in my mind out of nowhere for no reason.

I still stalk my high school crushes online

Rowling has a brain of a 13 year old, what do you expect

>>218978968
Seeing as how this is how anons act into their 40s, I'd say it's very accurate.

>>218988068
What the hell is the point of anything less? Why would you settle with something "real", if imagination is better in every possible way?

>>218978968
written by: WOMAN
that has to be a female fantasy, to make a man suffer all his life

>>218978968
Relatable. Fortunately I'm 26 now and my high school crush hit the wall.

kek

>>218979094
imagine knowing true love (you never will)

I still think about my high school crush who liked me back but I was too shy to make a move and never got with her

>>219009247
Spotted the based 2D women enjoyer

>>218979048

By not being jaded

>>218986220
lmao for what? to see indians?

>>218979048
He was written by a dumbass woman. Did you expect any better? The whole HP series might be comfy, but the inconsistencies are everywhere

>>218987847
He might be the only good guy

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>>218978968
Yes.

>>218995723
fucking normalfag

>>218991857
You forgot
>takes over the world omg it's the end of life as we know it
>basically nothing happens
>magical society keeps on rolling
>evil bad guys become boring civil servants in the magical government
>extent of the evilness is wanting mixed-magic schoolkids out of hogwarts

>>218978968
isnt he pretty young in the books?
pretty sure its the actor thats old in the movies

>>218986945
jewish society is a complete failure
leftism is a death cult, literally cant create a society that can last more than 3 generations

>>219007643
Yeah it was really shameful.

>>219006116
Actually yes, I was having problems pinpointing the exact book last night. It was a girly convo Harry overheard.

>>219002706
WE ARE SEVERUS SNAPE

>>219012517
He would have to be at least in his late 30s.

>>219007554
Yes, both are recessive phenotypes that can get passed on even from brunette families, and blond and ginger aren't too different. Get two people carrying the recessive genes, and you get a full rainbow of whiteness.
>t. Brunette/black haired bong grandparents who had 3 black/brunette kids + 1 blond, then wound up with 2 gingers, 2 strawberry blonds, 2 blonds, 5 brunette grandkids

>>218979048
>What causes a man to develop oneitis?
Autism.