OH HAWWWWGHAWG DEM WAAAAARTSOH HAWG DEM WARTSDEM WARTS OF POTTAAAAH
>>218979051Nogwarts
>>218979878>NogwartsNyggerin
>Sorry, Sniggerus. Lily may be a mudblood, but she’s no mudshark. If it’s coalburners you’re after; try sniffing around Hufflepuff.
OH LAWDY LAWD
Not even remotely funny
AYO WHERE THA WHITE WITCHES AT
>>218981254I agree, the idea that Snape could be a nigger is a terrible joke, and Home Box Office needs to apologize for making it.
>>218981336His greasy hair, hooked nose, and sallow skin. What more do you need?
>>218979051
>>218980593Where will the Sortin' 'n shiet Hat put you>House Nyggerin>House Hizzle4shizzle>House Dindunorfin>House Purpledrank
>>218979051POTTAH I'M FINNA PUTRONUM MY FOOT IN YO ASSTEN MUTHAFUCKIN POINTS FROM NIGGADOR
Sirius Sn'ape will ground you fo dis Potta
Ayo Potta sip the lean and relax nigga there be a reason why dey be callin dis da potionz klass
KEK
Rowling needs to come out to the public and address these allegations right NOW.A black person as Snapes?She better have a good excuse.
>>218979051Professor Harlem.
>>218979051Welcome to the FutureWhy is everyone a nigger?EVERYONES A NIGGER IN THE FUTURE!>FUTURE>FUTURE>FUTURE>FUTURE
>>218981488>1488shiet
>>218981737The Starfield future.
>adam driver exists>he got his start on an HBO show>they cast a bantu tribesman as snapethey refuse to see
>>218979051, he said calmly.
>>218983336Perfect casting, but I don't think he would want to commit to 7 years for a supporting role for a literal remake (as opposed to SW: TFA being a figurative remake).
>>218981488kek
Ayo Harrizzle and Hermizzile I ain’t finna hit Nogsmeade wit yall tonight. Budtany teach is making me trim all the indica and sativa buds cause bitch clocked me with a gameboy in my jansport
>>218981388>bell pepper noseFTFY
>>218979051WE WUZ PRANCEZ N SHIEEEET
>>218979051>class is making potions>one of them catches on fire>enchanted bird whose only role is to be a smoke detector starts chirping>class starts to file out>Snape has no idea where they’re going or why
DEM MUFUCKIN' DEATH EATAS, DEY HEEEEAAAAA
>>218984966
>>218980627You stole this from Twitter like a little fag.
>>218987101no shit retard
>>218979051>Man this some ol bullshit Potter's cracka ass gets his own nimbus 2000, meanwhile they got my ass riding at the back of the nigbus everywhere.
The Half-Blood Formerly Known as Prince
>>218987628>Half Blood KANG
>>218987628>>218988047>Half-bloodAYO DAT NIGGUH A DAYUM HIGH-YELLASHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>218981563> Dumbldore jived ebonically
>>218979878That's So Ravenclaw
>>218979051iz nawt personaliz jus bidniz
>>218979051>franchise has a character named Seriously Black>instead, they race-swap the pale, hook-nosed teacher that the main characters spend the entire series thinking is evilReally though, what the fuck is their problem?
Will gigamidge be in it again?
>>218979051I laughed but at the same time I'm tired of all the blackwashing. Every iconic white character is getting blackwashed everytime.
>>218979051>black snapechat is this real? I thought it was just a meme
Niggas hidden in yo closet
>>218983262
>>218994384literally traci chapman
>>218994431>biggest fear is gayniggers
>>218994431hey das racist
>>218979878>nobody posted it Fucking newfags the lot of you
>>218994431kek
nuDraco looks like a fucking faggot.I do wonder how many indians are now.
What the fuck were they thinking when they cast that Hermione?
>>218994934she literally looks the same except more tanned. I don't know why you faggots expect 1:1 clones.
>>218995065>she literally looks the same except more tannedkys disingenuous faggot
>>218995097She don't look anything like Emma Watson though. Shes uglier.
>>218994323KEK>>218994431>its a Remembahy'all, it glows red when you've forgotten to never relax
>>218983262Gen z stare
>>218995186why is it a rule that she needs to look the exact same? It's not possible to do that for casting decisions.
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. >Mr potter, our new celebrity!>Tell me what would I get if I added cold syrup with infusion of a soft beverage, you don't know?>Well lets try again, where mr Potter would you look if I told you to find me reliable plug?>What is the difference between coke and rock?
>>218987628
>>218981488>House Nyggerinsound like mediaeval kings of denmark more than anything
>>218995605>it's not possible to find a cute white girl actressok retard.reality is they just wanted to make her brown like snape dogg
>>218981254sadly it stopped being funny when you find out these are all spics and not White men making these threadsYou make one about the brown hermione and they freak out
>>218995702Gonna love the optics of the black teacher singling out and bullying the white orphan every episode.
>>218995097>hermione
>>218996019Hey OP here. I'm literally White, you whiny faggot
>>218995957they have to take other things into consideration like their likability and such. Just getting pretty girls who don't have charisma won't work. They lucked out with Emma because she was both likable and grew up to be a 10 in looks.
>Professor Snape, what does this "Wakanda" have to do with Barrier spells?
How did Snape read his Hogwarts letter?
>AYO HP SHUT YO CRACKER ASS UP LIL NIGGA TF YOU GON DO AGAINST VOLDEMORT AND SHIEEETT
>>218996459>intelligentus obtaino>literacy miraculus
>>218996322yeah ALL directors pre 2010 just got insanely LUCKY every single time, just a cohencidence all actresses are brown now, don't think about it goythey have to focus on getting talented and likable actresses now, such as picrel, which is soooooo likeable and talented yknow?
>>218996290Having 60% of Spanish ancestry and being marginally paler than the rest of your village doesn't count as being white, Jose.
>>218996140uncanny
>>218996592yes they make bad decisions like pic related, but I'm just saying with the new girl she's going to be fine. You guys are acting like its the same with Ellie.
>>218996459What I find depressing is grown ass adults born after 2000 probably cant read that
>>218979051>"DEATH EATERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this area of Diagon Alley before. There could be DEATH EATERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DEATH EATERS" he thought. It’s A Kind Of Magic reverberated his entire Nimbus 2000, making it pulsate even as the £900 galleon Felix Felicius potion circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dark wizards after dark. "With a broom, you can fly anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>218988642kek
>>218981488I would join purpledrank.
>>218998682Dats the House 4 real niggas nigga
>>218996851>I'm just saying with the new girl she's going to be fineHow do you know that.
Fuck this shit. May it bomb.
>>218987261>>218987101Go back
>>218979051If that is fucking real, I'm convinced I'm dead and this is some sort of comedic Hell.
>>218981488Niggerin' Huff n PuffGimpinwhoresBrakeincars
>>218979051It’s not just that the producers did a race swap, it’s that people who do this typically care more about sending their message than just writing a good story.We could all be proven wrong but this just isn’t a good sign.
>>218994908He looks like a blond Elliot Rodger. Is this punk hapa?
>>218994934I like Ron and Hermione, but Harry looks too much like a male to female trans. Something is just "off" about him. I'm not going to watch it anyway though because black Snape.
>>219000633>but Harry looks too much like a male to female trans. Something is just "off" about himI think he's just in that really weird awkward stage of his pre-puberty development. Like he's still got that pudginess to his baby face.
>>219001301Maybe. I meant to say female to male trans. He looks exactly like that trans Marine in the One Piece live action.
The kikes forgot that their propaganda has to be good, and the message not too obvious, or the goyim would reject it.
>>219000515I want them to release the top candidates for the roles they ended up casting. Put up or shut up. If they claim Black Snape was the best candidate for the role, I’ll never post anything about it again.But you’ll never see those auditions. You just know there were dozens of actors who were more suitable for the role. But they went into the project with the mind to make a casting like this. Just like with The Little Mermaid. The final two candidates were a black girl and a Latina. They went into the project with that outcome in mind. No white girl was EVER going to get the role. And I’d like them to release the top 50 candidates for that role as well. Make a compilation in a video and post it on YouTube. You’re telling me she beat every Caucasian female theater girl who auditioned? I don’t believe it. If they want to shut up the critics, make it a policy to publicly release the top candidates so we can see why they selected the final person they chose. But it will never happen. Because it would reveal this was DEI hiring.
>>218979051YOU BECAMETHE HOG ON THE WART SIDE OF ME
>>219000167hermione looks like pic related
>>218990804Does he hold it sideways?
>>219002519basedliterally came here for this
>>218979878>>218980593heh>>218979051let the memes flow
https://youtu.be/Zud9LhR8Ytkalready a true classic
>>218981488house purpledrank ftw
>>218981254UUUU
>>219000444Kekked and checked
>>218981254Shut the fuck up zoomer, your kind has 0 funny original memes, post one
>>218994776Laughing audibly
why is this board so obsessed with harry potterhow old are you people
>>218994776kek
>>218979051The dreadlocks are what feels off to me the most.Like I can't imagine Severus Snape taking the time to do his hair up in the ghetto muggle hairstyle of dreads.
man /pol/ was a mistake
>POTTER DONT YOU LET ME SEE YOU DISRESPECTIN THAT POTION NOW>YOU BES' SEASON THAT MUH FUGGA
>>219008948This is a bunch of people in their mid to late 30s, maybe some early 40s even. Harry Potter is absolute Millennialcore.
>>219009115if they bothered to do black snape properly, he would actually look ghetto and his dreads would be a bit gross and matted, not this pristine zesty mess
>>218981488I'm one of those hizzle4shizzle niggas but im with them dindunorfin tho we vibin
>>219009153So is free speech, that’s why you zoomies are here and not your own low t ai filtered sites . You should thank your elders boyAlso>coreKek zoomer
>>218983262DLSS 5.0 On
>>218987101memes cannot be stolen, only discovered
If niggers acted human then these jokes would have no basisBlame yourselves
>>218979878>>218980593>>218981313kek
>>218994934>>218995097>HERMIONE! WASH YOU DAMN FACE!Dumbledore said calmly
>>218979051>professor snape? why did you give us cough syrup and skittles? this potion isn't in the book
>the entire internet is making fun of black snape>everyone is outwardly racist now compared to a few decades ago before ObamaDamn, really shows how much things has changed.
>AYO BACK UP OFF MY WAND AUROR BITCH! I AIN'T DO NUFFIN WRONK! YO CAN'T ARREST ME FO SHIET!>AYO DON'T CAST RESTRAINIOUS THUGGIUS ON ME BITCH! AAAA GET ME SOME GILLYWEED BECAUSE I CAN'T BREEF! SOMEONE CALL UP DAT SKEETER BITCH AND TELL HER TO APPARATE HER WHITE ASS HERE AND RECORD ALL DIS SHIT! AUROR BRUTALITY!
>>218994908That's a girl
>>219009897>AHHH NO THAT SHITS TOO TIGHT >I CAN'T CAST
>>219009889People are just getting sick of it. At first they'd blackwash minor side characters, then more prominent side characters, all the way to pivotal characters. It's becoming more aggressive and more obvious what they're doing. You never could say anything negative about it because people would instantly call you racist. Well, after years of this, now everybody is "racist" so they don't care if people call you one.
>>218979051We wuz wizards n kangz
>>219009897>professor snape, someone has been using sleep potions on the female students, a dozen girls are pregnant>OH I GET DA BLAME CAUS I IS BLACK NIGGA!>snape all the babies are black...>SSHHIIEEETTTTTTT
LAWDEH LAWDEH I'M THE LORD OF THEM RANGZ
>>219010149>sees black man>immediately thinks about him impregnating a bunch of white girls
>>219010366>black men keep raping women>dude just stop talking about it
>>218994934Looks like thirdcworld boy.
>>219009115they use magic for literally fucking everything, anything that seems like a weird amount of effort can be hand waved away by the fact that they live in a fucking magical world. In any case I'd expect dreads to be really common in their raggedy magical world. It's like burning man meets renaissance fair
>>218981488Sieg Heil 1488
>>219010149Nah kill yourself.
>nah kill yourself
>>219011572>has nigger fetish>calls other people tranniesGrim
>>219009940Even a year or two ago people were arguing whether Ron or Hermione would be black in the remake. Nobody could have expected Snape was the character they blackwashed.
>>218979051Snape? More like Snorangutan amirite?
>>218995384>Remembahy'allThis show is already great and it hasn't even started.
>>218979051>half blood kangwould be funny as fuck if they cast white moldremort
>>219012109It's funnier if he's black, it's just gangsta wizards terrorizing the world at that point.
>>218979051Snape. The sn is slient
>>219011081NAH KEEL YOSELF NIGGA I AINT PLAYIN YO SHIT GAMES MAN YALL ASS RACSIS
>>218994934downfall of bongland captured in one image
>>219012172F Yeah
>>219012172that would be too entertaining for HBO
>>219012172>the last descendant of Salazar Slytherin the pure blood supremacist>a black wizardWE
>>218979051>Harry potter and the voodoo blingHarry potter and the chamber of don't tell nobody>Harry potter and the prisoner of dindu nuffin>Harry potter and the fiery hennesey>Harry potter and the order of the fried chicken>Harry potter and the half blood kang>Harry potter loot heist
>>219012172Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c
>>218979051platform 9 & 3/5ths
>>218994908So the Malfoys are asian now?
>>219012405Kino of the highest order UnironicallyWe create our own entertainment out of chaos
>>218994908FILTHY MUDBLOOD
>>219009940They're gonna have worldwide lockdowns for nigger fatigue soon.
