>FTL NEWS:-- Beth is GONE after she and Bashir kept throwing water around... Jet hates WATER! #DryTank-- Be sure to follow Beth's social media accounts! https://linktr.ee/vampireliquor-- Landon is the chef today... lol...-- Bashir said James is two-faced and they had a tense standoff... https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2037214022924472382-- The fish have seen the video of Ben beating Landon up and they think it's funny... WHICH IT IS!-- Jet wants to fight JD... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774541686037256.mp4-- Elimination TODAY at 7pm EST, Bashir immune>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218981833
Why did Beth take her pants off when she left the tank?
JAMES ZYZZ AMESZYZZ
>>218982807>pickek
someone order a whore for Jet so he can squirt and calm down
James Drake Computer Lab screenies
>dude I can't fight there's an elimination tonight!
Favorite Emma moment?
>>218982928He just forced one into the basement
S3 mogged all seasons, admit it
THEY GOT A VAN FULL OF FREELOADERS OUTSIDE SWEAR TO GOD
>>218982928jet should just get landon drunk and beat him senseless like ben that worked extremely well yesterday
ANTARA YOU ARE ACTING LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW EAR OUT
so uhh challenge at 7pm.is it typing still?why arent the pcs back?3 hours
computer lab was good for these nontent low-energy hours
if you're gonna bring a try hard e whore in at least it play out, that was nothingit was the build up to it that made it so much worse
Antara gang rise upShe is humble and proudI love her you gu
Honestly?Fuck it. He's 20 minutes away. The audience wants him. The fish themselves are asking for him. Just do it, Jet. The season's a wash anyway. There's nothing to lose.
>beth laughs at jet trying to act tough>he sends her home the next dayKWAB he's mad she'd rather sleep next to JD than even look in his direction
>robot tankOkay I'm out
mfw i get raped, doxxed, and humiliated on the free fame show
I'm late but I would have fucked the shit out of Vicky.Crying unstable women are my kryptonite
WHO IS THE FREELOADER I MUST KNOW
>>218982966It did and it had nothing whatsoever to do with Binx It was carried by Burt, Alex B, Simbal, Frank, and Sam
The beautiful Bingo
>>218982957when she is in bed gossiping with james drake
>"this system is so bad"EVEN FUCKING ANTARA IS SHIT TESTING PRODUCTIONITS OVER
Can Jet possibly win back any fans at this point? This Season is a generational fumble. I don't know how he could possibly recover an ounce of goodwill after this.>inb4 he doesn't need to because this is the last seasonYeah.
They kicked Beth is to ensure JD wins the handcuff vote. Would otherwise probably be a toss up.
>Emma tells Antara Beth got kicked out>Antara says "this system is so bad..."KEK
>>218982956Jet was never going to fight him. The only reason Jet challenged him is because he knew he'd say no. Meanwhile Ben didn't even challenge Landon, he just took him into the room and fought.
>>218982983what will he even do
>>218982996PLOT TWISTNEW GOLDSTRIKER
vibe repair tonight
>>218982956He always has a good answer to everything (unless you think about what he said for more than a second a realize he's retarded).
mfw s5
>>218982879YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT
>>218982981antara mogs chat
>>218982979Computer lab could've been good but Jet sperged out because someone said he raped Ellie and he scrapped it
>>218982966Most unmemorable overall cast of all time
>>218982957when she uh....
>STOP ALL CONTENT IMMEDIATELY>CEASE THE CONTENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>218982966First half of S3 was the best the show has ever been - Likely the best it ever will be
>>218982966I want to think this because the first half was so good but then I remember how badly sam and jet fucked it up in the end which always leaves a bad memory behind.Also thin armed chinlets self inserting into Luke was very cringe. You're not him, bro.
>>218983002buddy, we're here after the s4 debacle. there's literally nothing else going on rn.
>>218983003>still at the houseShe's gettin fucking creamed bro :/
>>218983012fuck bongo
uh the computers broke so now the challenge is first one to pray gets eliminated
>>218982979>nontent low-energy hoursprimetime mid-day activities btw nothing happens in this fucking house between 2pm-9pm
>>218983021Antara mogs /ftl/
>>218982957>you're gonna get kicked
>>218982966sex binxbinx sex
Is Jet retarded did he line the entire basement with servers? also how does water on a floor made to resist water (ttile) going to leak into the servers?
Bashir to the basementBashir to the basementBashir to the basementBashir to the basement
BASHIR GETTING RAPED IN BASEMENT
>>218983007Antara is acting like a real Cole
>>218982957
BASHIR IS LEAVING
>>218982998I love her. No one could say they hate this perfect little angel, while saying it in good faith.
>>218982992Sam had some positives, but sometimes it was TOO mean spirited and demoralizing. Someone like Alex Stein during FH2 was a good balance.
>>218983050This feels like 200 years ago
>>218983021India is full of lonely wholesome women like this who are too scared to leave their homes due to the pervasive threat of gangrape
BYE BYE BASHIR
>>218983045>primetime mid-day>primetime mid-day on a weekday
>>218983003if that bitch bad then I take her to Buceesif that bitch mad then I take her to Buceesif that bitch sad then I take her to Bucees
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW >KEEP BRINGING IN EGIRLS UNTIL ONE WILL FUCK ME>ILL FIGHT ANY SLEEPING GUY IN THIS HOUSE
COLEJINBASHIR
>>218982807>>218982336Do a Fishtank normal cast then add an "invasive species" theme where the Fish's natural habitat is being invaded by contestants cast from the Cx adjacent community since Jet has no problem inviting Kick streamers (oh I'm sorry did that only apply to whores trying to suck your dick for channel promotion? JD right and gay)potentially invite:Carldo (unlikely)ScuffedJimCarreyShoovyChicken AndyiDuncleMercOffDaPercDariusHampton Brandonthe Cobb Bruvsone or more of the Koreanseven Benny Mac could work
>>218983063>>218983066>>218983071what's happening?
bashir getting jinned
>>218983003"we're just kidding around, you can stay in the basement if you want, I really like your vibes"
no more basement talks ya'll it's a transparent season
>>218983024The James Drake notepad moment is really special
BASHIR ELIMINATED AGAINHOLY SHITNO WAY JET BRING HIM BACK A SECOND TIME
>>218983071>Bashir walks>Anissa Walks>Landon feels bad about it and walksUhh guess we have to get Vicky back
>>218983007its so fucking overben cant fight a robot!!!!
>>218983073>Someone like Alex Steinplease make Alex Diamond the host.
>YOUR SERVERS NEVER HAD SOME FUCKIN MOP WATER?!?
>bashir kicked>JD rigged to elimination>anissa walkingIT'S A GOOD CAST
>>218982966I’m ashamed to admit Burt in the penthouse could keep me entertained for hoursAnd that was only one person of the season
Fishtank jobs be like-Twins: Draw a pic of your favorite bug-Landon: Convert Bashir to Christianity then clean the kitchen
>>218983111popped me
>>218983101>>218982888
BASHIER WASN'T KICKED. HE WALKED. WE STILL WANT HIM BACK!
It's crazy that Drunk POS and The Cell are already over. Those are two of the biggest 'panic buttons' that production has, and they're already spent. Running out of life lines. Guess we have Frank, the triathlon and whatever the final challenge is to keep this going.
>>218982966The season 2 cell was the best thing since the season 2 triathalon
>Y-you're not special buddy... Jet said I can send you home now heh...
>>218982879self promotion, she literally sells her body for money
>>218983021fax chat
Jet maybe now would be a good time to bring them pizza and red bulls
I’m still reeling, I feel physically ill. This show was about to take a serious and dangerous turn with the water play. Im glad it was cut but, that was terrifyingly close.
>>218983086>me and ben will fight anyone who's barely able to stand up!
>>218983033>wiggers come upstairs last night to make the fish truce the water war because they have "a show to run tomorrow">nothing happens all day>uhhh yeah elimination at 7:30 today guys please come watchfuck production fuck jet fuck ben fuck mints fuck maejoki feel bad for vance who is attached to these fags
nontent queens
Probably the best cast of all seasons (except for JD and Anissa), the best freeloaders, and second coolest house, fucking RUINED by Jet being a male BPD girl with fucking AWFUL CHALLENGED, RETARDED ELIMINATIONS, and NO INCENTIVE FOR THE FISH TO DO ANYTHINGThis unironically could have been better than season one if they stuck to the same kind of challenges, fishtoys, elimination votes etc
>>218983115I just saw this exact post on twitteryou gunna screenshot it and post it again?
>>218983090corinna kopf and alinity, maybe riley
>>218983024Really don't know what they were expecting hooking them up to the internet
Erm I love my dog
>>218983122>season 3 cellfix'd
>has handheld cameras>has a basement cam>doesn't use it
>TTS: WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>218982966The S3 was best narrative is pushed by Binxcucks giga grim
>>218982966yes but this whore that knew what the show was the whole time had nothing to do with that
It's 4 PM and there's been maybe 5 minutes of content.
Beth called the police on bashir
>Beth gone>Bashir gone>Anissa walking>JD kicking Drakehow do you save the show?
There's no way jet lets Bashir come back a second timeOnly fish to ever be eliminated twice
>>218982957Who the hell is Emma?
It was a good season guys, see you in half a year
Imagine getting to drive around the fishtank I’m jealous of antara
>bashir kickedNow eliminate the twins and cement this as the worst season of all time
Bingo and her twin sister are so over this shitshow, as anyone in the right mind would be. Pull the plug, Goran. Put an end to this.
Ben ruined Season 5 last night.
Beth was better than Head.
>>218983000checked and keked
Why the fuck do you guys think Bashir was kicked
>>218983121No one besides you plebbit tourists wants frank on this show.
>>218983140who???>alinitythe retarded nontent whore twitch streamer?yeah maybe pokimane ttooshut the fuck up retard
>Bashir>JD>Landon>AnissaAll shit tested production so they're going home. Emma and the twins for the finale.
>>218983139I’ve been stealing posts from Twitter to see how many (You)s I get all season.
>>218983157JD is leaving soon, he said he wanted to stay till the end of march because that's when his PTO runs out
>protecting all the women from bashirJD is a fucking mess bro
>>218983003facially she looks worse than vicky
>>218983119Nigga almost threw himself off a mountain
Jet, bring out the cigarettes, milk and hotdogs.Come on.
>>218983114The cast (including freeloaders) was pretty stacked.Getting Jobe, Luke, Alex B, Burt, Simbal, Binx, Mizzy all in one Season is insane to think about now where casts are full of duds. S3 had someone for everyone. Simpbait, heels, self inserts, normies, wierdos etc. etc.
jet ruined s5 every day for the past 9 months
listening to elliott smith, thinking about beth, i dont fucking care about this shit anymore, tears streaming down my face
>>218983145That’s what I meant actually thank you
>>218983176Bashir went to the basementhe's fucking out
>>218983003oh she has her suitcase with her so that means she's actually leaving, she is NOT a basement bunny
>>218983157Live execution of Jet Neptroon on bar PTZ cam
>>218982966hag ass
HELL HOUSE
>>218983178corinna kopf and alinity, maybe riley maybe pokimane ttoo.
>>218983181Bashir didnt even shittest them
Is Jet still pretending he’s actually going to box anyone
>>218983073Best thing about sam is that most contestants believed most of what he said most of the time, jet and ben always had lower success rates when lying (or when truthing really)
I wonder what they are saying to Bashir
>>218982957when she thought her boyfriend was going to kill himself after being separated from her for like a week
Beth called the cops on Bashir since she's a crazy BPD bitch and is seething about being kickedThat or her Streamstar orbiters didGREAT JOB FOR BRINGING THE WHORE ON
>>218983026Glad i took that cap you seem to love it lol
>yeah....bashir...you just walked down the elimination basement stairs
>>218983176Brought down to the basement. Frankly, I wouldn't go to the basement at all if I were a fish. I'd force them to come up to talk to me. That way they can't come up with some gaslight as to why I "left" or some shit.
>>218983177agreed. Outside of Season 3, he's been a low point for me in every season.
>>218983137>dumps water on you>STOP ASSAULTING WOMEN!!
>>218983000based robojeeta
Why did Bashir go to the basement?
>>218983185kinda funny ngl
What did Bashir even do to piss off Goran
>>218983111and checked and keked another time
>>218983110Alex Diamond would be a great host
Where Bam?
>>218983197I just realised that "mogging" is just zoomers mumbling the word "mocking" because they always speak so unclearly lol
Beth was seriously kicked out of the house for throwing water around in a bathroom? Holy shit
they dont have a single freeloader lined upjet really thought people would just compete to play black ops with himthey dont have a single challenge planned aheadwont make it to next week
>be mints>ginger bitch>south park episode "gingers have no soul" comes out>gets bullied and cried>coppercab makes a vid that makes everyone laugh more at gingers>gets bullied and cries>still seethes to this dayReminder to always mention Coppercab. Mints is mindbroken by him
So Beth called the cops over the fucking vodka? Whore.
>>218983231He's being kicked for daring to be interesting on nontent house
>>218983197sources tell me S5 is stableplease god
>>218983200>Binx, Mizzy, Jobe
I missed the last 4 hoursHow was Beth eliminated? Did she say goodbye, was there a big crashout?Is production punishing Anissa?
>>218983235How can he throw water?
So is Bam going to host S6?
>>218983138The house is good but the fact that there's so much risk of glass breaking and that they don't even own it meaning they can't fuck it up really hurts it
>>218983192JD is a ‘woman protector’ sexpest in an open relationship Bashir has not hit a single woman but JD has to frame Bashir as a threat to the girls so he can pretend to be their defenderVERY JD
>>218983248She didnt even throw the water in there, bashir grabbed it and spilled it everywhere
>>218983214He raped Mints
>>218983249Jet said they have a really good one coming. Trust the plan, they have a plan.
>>218983239>too grim too dark
>The wiggers are letting Bashir take a turn on Bethpost yfw
>bashir got hit by the elimination water
>>218983157FreddyFattyJeffRachel
>>218983259she set off a flood alarm during her water/seasoning fight with bashir
>kickedSo defending Cole quitting is a bit?
BASHIR IS GONEhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774468160807314.mp4HOLY SHITBASHIER IS GONE
>>218983235Not cower before him as other people would cower before sam
>>218983242... yeah no that's not it but nice try unc>"Mogged" (and the act of "mogging")>originated in the early 2000s within online "manosphere" communities as an abbreviation for AMOG (Alpha Male of the Group), referring to a dominant male who makes others look inferior. It later evolved in fitness, bodybuilding, and "looksmaxxing" subcultures to describe outclassing someone in appearance.
>>218983239>got a good freeloader coming
BASHIR ALLOWED BACK AFTER BEING ELIMINATED AGAINJET YOU FUCKING FAGGOTCODDLETANK
>>218983157Emma wins 50k winning while sleeping all day.
Is director the only Cam that works for PPV or is it just me?
>>218983242Retard
>>218983157>Bashir goneHmm?
>>218983259Beth was told to pack her shit cause she was dumping gallons of water on Bashir in the jacuzzi room and tripped the flood alarm
Love Bingo, cherish Bingo, protect Bingo
Landon's strategy is to not cook and starve everyone so they are on his level when typing
Jet is a joke
>retards here really thought he was kicked because he willingly walked to the basement for a minute
THEY HID THEIR SCOLDING IN THE BASEMENTTHEY ARE BITCHESTHEYRE SCARED
>>218983244Vicky is so repulsive
>actually pulled him down there to cry about him getting her outThere's no way, right? That's a cover story? They can't actually be this fucking pathetic.
LMAO PRODUCTION PULLED BASH DOWNSTARIS TO YELL AT HIM ABOUT BETH AGAINPRODUCTION SEETHING
>ITS MY SHOW I ELIMINATED HERholy shit jet is pathetic
>>218983239Freeloader idea: Give Bashir a scimitar and he beheads Jet
>>218983280Jet is turbo coddling bashir and just let him come back again
>>218983138The cast sucks except for Bashir.
>>218983239>too grim too dark>literally most friendtank season it's been
>chewed him out>off screennigga
What was the plan after kicking Beth?It's going to be nothing but pic related until they managed to convince another freeloader to come
>>218983239>she went the hardest of all timeHe's really memory holing S3 after Frank and all his wigger friends got mogged by normies huh?
>brought him downstairs just to scold him for a few secondsmy nigga you cannot be serious, they told him to shoot anissa right
>>218983280not even close JD fag
Why would he get chewed out off cam?They're obviously rigging something so he stays.
>>218983157
>>218983305
>>218983305They told him they're rigging the challenge for him and to eliminate Anissa
>>218983110>>218983240Alex Stein was only there due to the political grift pipeline of Sam Hyde. He's not showing up because he was never one of Jet's guys like people are saying about Frank and Xavier too.
>>218983248NoShe was kicked out because people, fish included, instantly clocked that she was a production whore
he got told off. jet is a joke
>>218983291Ppv has been wiggered. Vancecord shut that shit down. Now they just restream from kick lmao
>>218983157Just give the 50k to Antara at this point none of the fish deserves it.
>>218983300He was BROUGHT down he didnt go himself
They all should team up and waterboard Jet
>>218983217‘Stop acting gloaty, you’re being a Cole right now, okay?!’He honestly just said ‘they told me I was being gloaty and didn’t like the whole Beth situation’ - Jet wanted him to know that Jet kicked Beth, Bashir didn’t!
>Yo Bashir, you're kinda being a real Cole right now if you know what I mean>Don't fuck with us
>>218983301this lol. no more basement cam!
>>218983274
>>218983197brutal mocking
Jet probably couldn’t even look him in the eye while “scolding” bash
jet you’re a fucking loser and thin skinned pussy
they're probably telling him to go easy on the next freeloader
>this season we’re doing everything on camera. No basement talks
binx mogs
Great job jet. Buck break everyone making content.
Bashir is obviously lying.
THEY HAD A MELTDOWN ON BASHIR BUT WERE TOO SCARED TO TRY AND MOG HIM ON CAMERAPRODUCTION ARE FUCKING PUSSIESPRODUCTURE ARE FAGGOTShttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4
Jet if the freeloader casting was actually good.
Bashir is good but Bashir fans are Jimmy-types
>>218983227I thought he was actually at his weakest in S3. Day 1 was great but after that he failed pretty miserably to do much to the fish and just kept stealing luggage.
>anissa referencing power puff girlsi keep forgetting she is younger than me she feels at least 43
Bingo had it right, Bashir is a plant and so he's going to eliminate whoever the wiggers told him to
They almost certainly asked him who he was kicking, because they're going to cuff JD and he's almost certainly going to win.They don't want another Emma stump situation where they get blindsided and it's dogshit nontent.
no basement cam for chewing bashir out huh jet?
>>218983283say what? please open your mouth when talking to me. why do you avoid eye contact? are you shy?
>>218983300Shouldn't he be kicked because he got eliminated?
>>218983248She was reinforcing friendtank by turning everyone against her and production
>>218983356bianca mi amor
>hey bashir please apologize to Beth, she's here under my desk.
>>218983330production gets more and more pathetic each and every day holy FUCK this is goldthe humiliation ritual is on prod this time and its working
You just KNOW Mints was standing with his hands on his child bearing hips going "uh huh" and "yeah!" while Jet was yelling at Bashir
>>218983317>mogged by a 5ft nothing indian creepWouldn't you try and forget that happened?
>>218983328Frank has been begging Jet to let him on.
>>218983361THIS
Dude I genuinely want Jet just to fucking die. I like this stuff but everything about Jet makes me filled with repulsive rage. I think i would 100 fight him in the streets if I saw the cocksucker in public
Bashir got brutally mogged downstairs.
>>218983073>Alex SteinFuck no. Dude just yells loud and throws out blunt Daily Wire tier right wing lines. We saw him during Famous House 2 where he was laughed at by the normies and came off pretty pathetic. He doesn't have the ability to get into a character and has no aura. He'd be laughed at by the fish and be mogged harder than production.
>>218983328Boysclub guys leaked years ago that everyone in MDE and adjacent hates frank except for Sam
>>218983361I vomited a little
why wont anybody box jet
>>218983349>uh yeah we are trying to run a show here so uhh.. if you could just not gloat about it.. we'll get you guys some pizza tonight
Remember saturday when Jet said he wanted to be transparent and have those basement convos on camera from now on?
>the muzzie got Jet's e-hoe out before he could fuck her and they yelled at him
>>218983309Aww… I miss Turbo… Her porn was not bad Bring Freddy on jet
Overall Beth’s role on the show was just completely vindicating Vicky’s reason for leaving. If Vicky didn’t leave James Drake and Bashir would have held her down and poured chili pepper flakes and kratom in her eyes. Beth narratively set up their downfall and JD’s victory
Bashir totally owns both the tank and the basement. Greatest fish of all time second only to Freddy who owns both and the fanbase as well.
>>218983317i genuinely think he has memory loss from all the drugs. its hard to imagine hes just this delusional
Proof Jet needs SamNot even to be host, just wrangle that retard in the basement.Jet doesnt think or plan anything
>>218983292get mocked, zoomgourd
>>218983385same
>full transparency this season
>>218983239Forcing the fish to make content or get fucked = too dark too grimHe really wants to go mainstream huh
>>218983298 >splashing people with water is grim and dark
>>218983331Is this real?
Why is he acting so raped this season?
>>218983110>>218983240Nope. That fag is worse than Sam with his culture war shit. Last time he was on he kept fondling Burt and babbling about Nick Rekeita like anyone in the house gave a fuck.
>>218983362He’s literally muslim jimmy
>>218983363That's valid. I just like how much damage he took in Season 3. Every other season he just got some gross stuff poured on him, but in Season 3 he was punched and knocked down stairs. Also had some good stuff with Burt. It's the best he had been, though that's not a high bar.
did ben talk to bashir like this??pussy boy bald short baby dick bish
So is elimination on for tonight?
STOP BEING SUCH A COLE BASHIRTHIS IS MY SHOW, GET IT?!
GUYS PRODUCTION LEAK NEXT CHALLENGE IS A COKE OR PEPSI CHALLENGE THEY HAVE TO PICK WHICH IS WHICH! WINNER GETS AN ICE CREAM FLOAT!
How many orbiters are trying to "fly out" Beth right now?
>>218983386shut the fuck up mints
I think we need another vibe repair day.
>>218983026ben taylor jumping on its chest until it cant breathe
With Beth gone, Ellie gets to keep her title of production's cumbunny
>we're not gonna do basement talks guys we're just gonna do all that stuff off camera>pulls bashir down off camera to seethe at himGet absolutely raped jet lmfao. Pussboy
>>218983361make them hapas and I would agree
>>218983331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYK5M3PCnNg&list=PLubkImeKb5Crf3OxD-8pnXlE12nIe0S9_&index=1
They’re planning something
Who loves to have sandwich?
If I was a fish in this house I'd walk up behind Jet and pants him in front of everyone then point and laugh at him
>>218983423Without Sam he's nothing and he knows it. The pressure is too much to shoulder and he keeps getting mogged
UH OH JET HAS CHOSEN BASHIR FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!!!
>>218983423He's realizing he cant do this without Sam, and that this is it for fishtank
>do you want to have sandwich?This passes as small talk in India?
>>218983277>>218983294''Flood alarm'' is this some American shit?
God they’re actually making me look back positively about Vicky.
>>218983371I'm 36 you're just wrong, fellow unc.If anything take this as confirmation that everything that you're seeing zoomers do is culturally bankrupt appropriated shit from either the niggers they worship or early 00s internet and pick up artist culture this whole Clav thing is just one intrepid astroturfed zoomer faggot using lingo from /fit/ and bodybuilding.com and blackpill communities from 2015
>>218983386What's the point of mogging if no one sees it? They knew bashir would mog, that's why they pulled him away from the cameras to spare themselves from further humiliation
>>218983283I remember all the redpill talk about AMOGingCrazy how all the basic redpill knowledge got lost because algorithms drown out everything. Now young zoomer males are almost back to square one when it comes to understanding women. Back to "women are evil waaah" and not knowing how to talk to them. Now ever is reduced solely to looks looksmaxxing and all thebbasic masculinity knowledge is lost as well.
>>218983437I know I am.
They can't even give the fucking fish anything to do all day but they think adding in freeloaders with no direction other than "fuck with them lol" is ever going to lead to anything but pooptank?Seriously just pull the plug now, this is embarassing.
>>218983422They shut them down yeah
>>218983423Imagine being called Jet Nepstein for wanting to date an 18 year old high schooler at 28 years old. You'd be upset too.
>>218983431CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>218983423It's in his genes, his mother was raped and sex-trafficked.
bashir code switchs when he talks to the jeet bot and it pisses me off lol
Can someone post a comparison of the fish water on day one vs now
>>218983421It's gay as fuck. it's MTV drama coded
>>218983452Man, this would be funny as shit. He would get so fucking mad.
>>218983423because it's his first time flying on his own without sam and it's bombing, ego death territory
vibe status?
>>218983423The xbox bit flopped and he threw a hissyfit
>>218983298Those emoji réponses cost 100 dollars btw
>>218983331cams are back up currently, they just have to reset it once a day
>>218983360>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4>jet tries to act tough while seething>they laugh him offHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218983427He's definitely smarter and a little more classy. Less rapey and pathetic around women too, but his religion is a cheat code.
I'M CAPTAIN BASH VON ROSENBURG FROM DALMASCA
>>218983295hagnoimjuskidding
>>218983361They should do all the races.
literally everything jet has done this season has been a disaster
>>218983427Nah Jimmy is like 85IQ with anger problems and low impulse control.Bashir is like 100 IQ with a good handle on his emotions and the ability to plan ahead.
bathtub streamer
>>218983431it's so funny thinking this was a bitBut Ben was legitimately pissed and crashed out
>>218983478still being repaired!
>>218983423
>>218983458I think they have a detector to protect the basement from water leakage but its placed on the ground in the bathroom for some reason
>>218983423He's nothing without Sam and he's starting to realize it as he has no control over the fish or respect from any of them
>>218983478SALTED
>>218983423realizing he needs Sam and hes not actually a genius producer being carried by synchronicity.
>>218983464pooptank is an improvement though, watertank is terrible.
OH SHIT ITS THE AIR BUCKET CHALLENGE WHERE THEY PRETEND THEY ARE PLAYING WITH SPOOKY ICE WATER AHHH JET THIS IS TERROR
>>218983460I know I'm just trolling.Get jestermocked.
elim today?
>>218983298>too grim >too dark what is this show even supposed to be about
I left after they kicked Beth, let me guess they've just been sitting around now
Is this exciting? Is this content? Jet Neptune should get a real job.
>>218983466damn i dind't no the yeahcord was that buff
>>218983511average fishtank fan
>>218983475If Mints had XX chromosomes
>>218983478Faggot image. Kill yourself faggot.
Say something nice about Jet Neptune's mom /ftl/
>>218983423His ideas suck and he refuses to take advice
>>218983423He can’t be bailed out by Sam anymore
>>218983485Beth giggling at him is why she's flying home right now. He wanted to impress her but she just saw him as a tubby goofball
the seething from the basement is the worst i've ever seen it in all 5 seasons
>no mop water, really?lmao
>>218983498>20 minutes of Sam and Freddy were more entertaining than this entire seasonI'll always laugh at them lifting the bed up to smoke. So kino.
>>218983478
>>218983448Just put this in the OP so it gets taken down faster
>>218983464>uhh we have scripted scenes, what more do you want
bashir got chewed out for pouring alcohol in beth's eyes.
>>218983475mommy
>>218983463Jet and sharpfart had her first
>>218983431>is that it ben?wiggers eternally mogged
>>218983508whatever you want to call it, its just retards pouring shit on each other and it will never be more than that without some direction
uhh... more active jobs? challenges? anything?
>>218983361no more black type stuff, ever, anywhere
yikes
So far they had planned:>Bam’s friend shows up for a while>Halo 3>plant matter challengeAlmost halfway through the season
>>218983431This is a good inversion of that ragebait image with the monkey and the lion.
damiel is going crazy in b2 right now
>>218983511Kek based Fredster
>>218983316>plan?
>>218983511someone should tell freddy about these threads. redditfagging is tragic.
>Endlessly quotes in anger Jet Neptune and Sam Hyde but watches their content anywayI’m praying for your friends and loved ones when the wiggers win again and you can’t cope hard enough online.
>>218983298>she went the hardest of all timeplease tell me this is fake, or is Jet really this braindead?
>>218983516clear sarcasm autist
>>218983520>elimination day (on a thursday for some reason)>vibes at an all time lowkekismus maximus, nice one jet.
>>218983517they scolded bashir in the basement off camerathat's all that has happened so far after she left
>>218983541no he didn't, they brought him down because bashir looked sad.Bashir legit said that's whyhe's coddled
Putting vodka in Beth's eyes was based
>>218983218hehehe suicide
>>218983532tayleigh is very cute here.
>>218983526I prefer Ben's.
>>218983511based freddy
everyone in the tank should agree to, from this point on, only refer to Jet as "little buddy"if he tells you to do something say "whatever you say, little buddy"when speaking of him when he's not even there, it should be as natural as breathing to say "I wonder what our little buddy has planned for us" instead of "I wonder what Jet has planned for us"
>>218983073 Alex Stein's entrance to Famous House 2 was very funny. It's actually crazy the wiggers didn't make him the host.
Bashir saw something terrible down there, Bashir wept.>>218983549>sorry bethgeg
>>218983425He was inspecting Burt's teeth like he was a horse or bought slave. You really don't think that's funny? Regardless of politics, he'd obviously be a better show runner.
Guys the next freeloader will just be another friend because now Bashir will be scared to fuck with the new freeloader
>>218983532Damn Tayleigh looking kinda cute these days wtf
Anissa just handing out cashshe's fucking leaving
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO TO SAVE THE SEASON IS GET A GIANT MALE BULLY FREELOADER WHICH WILL END FRIENDTANK CAUSE SOME WILL TRY TO ALLY WITH HIM FROM FEAR.
>>218983511>makes 2 threads calling Mints a bitch
>>218983511BEAST MODE
Where they feeding Bashir lines/planned content when he was in the basement? Everything is fake on this show now.
The greatest contestants of all time according to /ftl/ are currently sleeping.
>>218983555WALK IN THIS BITCH LIKE LESLIE CHOW
nigga the reddit and twitter hate jet and they glaze so much
>>218983583Jet would freak the fuck out and threaten to kick them all after less than an hour of that.
>>218983511>blacks out, forgets he said mints was a bitch, and sends it againyou gotta love the guy
>>218983563Yeah but if I post about Jet and Ellie for the 500th time then I can pretend that I'm owning him
No wonder Jet is still seething today. KWAB.https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2037093459002057142
>>218983452unironically, idk why any of them think they'll be paid anything that isn't explicitly guaranteed in the contract
>>218983549oh now they are crying. reddit is full of simps
>>218983562>shitposting with FreddyThat sounds insanely based
>>218983555My chigga
>>218983431 clip?
>>218983563real
>>218983550Get the fuck out my ear dude
>WE DON'T CARE IF 50 PEOPLE ARE WATCHING>I'M JUST GOING TO GO WORK AT MCDONALDS
Everyone in this thread is 40+
>>218983511>Freddy is a redditorGrim
>>218983388TRVKE. He spent most of his S3 appearance obsessing over Burt, not sure why these fags want him as the host.
>>218983555starting to think he's a plant ngl..
>>218983583really good post
>>218983511>>218983498
>>218983511
>>218983526jesus fucking christ
Was I dreaming or were there animals in the house in s2? Somebody said it was chickens and goats but I've got a vague memory that they put a bunch of chimps in the house and they started ripping off faces and stuff but then how did they get permission to keep going?
>>218983524
>>218983600She basically told all the fish already she is leaving she misses her son and feels like she adds no value to the show, she is going to wait for the elimination and take the bullet for them.
>>218983621
CHAOTIC WHITE GUY WILL BE A DUD
When is elimination?
>>218983656>>218983511kek
Oh another day of forced production TTS. I guess the only funny thing is that the fish don't even care because they know it's retard Jet
>that just didn't sit right with me. Beating him up a special guy while he was drunk>ben and jet got tired of getting mogged by the community and took it out on Landonlmao HAIL TO THE QUEEN
Now that Beth left the incels will stop crying about her and the house will go back to targeting the goatfucker. It could be worse.
>>218983642Yeah that's why I'm here.
>>218983660baby goat in s1, chickens in s2
>>218983656Lol true
>>218983621lol, if there were dudes in /ftl/ annoyed at Ben sucker punching a drunk retard, then I can only imagine what the heckin fans on twitter and reddit are saying.
There's no way Jet can hire fans again, right? Anyone who watched this shit is going to fuck with him hard and just stay in the tank, what are they going to do, get Vance to pick you up? Just put on 300lbs first.
>>218983668Make the call, Jet
>day 12>nothing has happened
>STOP DOING CONTENTWHY AREN'T YOU DOING CONTENT>STOP DOING CONTENTWHY AREN'T YOU DOING CONTENT>STOP DOING CONTENTWHY AREN'T YOU DOING CONTENT>STOP DOING CONTENTWHY AREN'T YOU DOING CONTENT>STOP DOING CONTENTWHY AREN'T YOU DOING CONTENT
>jet/mints sending "JD sent unsolicited dick pics to highschool girls" TTS>at least that implies I'm not gayBASED JD
>>218983642I'm 32
How come Bingo and Bongo never wear short sleeved T shirts? #Noticing.
>GO UPSTAIRS AND WRITE GOD IS GREAT BASHIR, IM NOT FUCKING AROUND>THATLL SHOW EVERONE SAYING WE'RE GETTING MOGGED
>>218983656lol
>>218983665It's going to be Chip
>>218983701>>218983701>>218983701new thread>>218983701>>218983701>>218983701
>>218983669>>218983498
>>218983660fisht, crickets, and chickens
>>218983656based freddy
>>218983700>no no that kind of content!>*fucks off to the basement for 12 hours without giving them anything to do*
>>218983663The drunk and sucked punch part is also relevant
>>218983702such a weird thing to say in the first place
>>218983666No elimination Anisa wants to walk and they kicked beth too many fish are leaving. They need a vibe repair.
>>218983679Didn't they have monkeys in there? No racist jokes please folks. I remember them being really violent
Drake and tts is literally better content than a whole room of the other fish
>>218983673Tay has correct fishtank opinions but I do NOT want to see contestants ‘content’ outside of the show
>>218983673I never thought I'd agree with Tayleigh
>>218983423He is raped
>>218983715Nigger
>>218983595That's one thing he did to Burt. He followed him around most of the time and basically just kept talking about how Burt is black. He even tried to fuck with Burt physically during the baby challenge and made a fool of himself. The faggot is not funny.
>>218983656hahahahahahaha based Fred
>>218983663anyone that isnt a nigger knows this was just wrong
>>218983706
>>218983706Because they were sexually molested as children, you insensitive faggot.They've had short sleeves, no one could see any cutter scars.
>>218983700dude is gonna relapse on MoRpHiNe
>>218983361blickie and blackie
Nobody will do shit because the only person who was doing anything at all was kicked because of it.
>>218983673who tf is this
>>218983752cry
>>218983700>smug posturing, insulting fansWe're that close to ending early already?
>>218983673>special guyKek he is not retarded just dumb
>>21898380030 day season
>>218983784the queen
>>218983673never thought i would agree with this retard
>>218983704UNC
>>218983644yeah, I'll never get the appeal either. Dude doesn't an half the edge/aura of Sam, but he'd be trying to do the same bits. It'd be a downgrade. At least Bam is different. Not a great host, but it's not a pail imitation of what Sam was doing.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR
>>218983784My wife, Tayleigh.
>>218983714Who is this? They don't look human
>>218983661Drawing for/by faggots.
>PLEASE DON'T POUR WATER ON THE HARDWOOD FLOORS OR THE TILES AND DON'T USE THE SINK IT'S LEAKING ON THE SERVERS PLEASE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY PLEASE FIGHT ME PLEASE STOP MOGGING ME
>>218983686its not even that he beat up a drunk autistits that he beat him up because he was BIG MAD lmao
Imagine shooting a paint ball at Bingo’s scalp
>>218983478Absolutely abysmalIt's a couple hours before elimination and no one is doing anythingNot even basneed is doing anything
>>218983831For Jet to give 50k to someone
>>218983817More like 15 day season
>>218983673>biggest basedtard from S2 shitting on production nowOH IT'S BADOH IT'S GRIM
>>218983549>Austin
>>218983822womp womp
>almost 5pm>nothing happened all day longGreat show
>>218983854i-it was just a bit dude, ben wasnt actually mad
>>218983412Your bait is just thinly veiled zoomseethe.
2 and a half hours until elimination by the way
jet just give emma the 50k and end this shit we know that what you are going to do anyways
>>218982966I admit itI coped because s2 was technically more completed but that shit was assS3 was social experiment kino
You would think for a season consisting of mostly vibe repair nights that everyone would be having a blast
I know this is going to be a controversial opinion among my fellow /ftl/heads, but I'm starting to get worried that Emma is nontent.
>>218983858Kek I'd like to shoot one of them and have the other feel it
>>218983642I'm 35
Bingo scrolls watch people die tv by "newest first"
>>218983888yet you gulp it down like your momma does with my semen.curious...
>>218983923UNC
>>218983930Stop trying so hard
>>218983656Yeah they're not having freddy onNote how in the early days when they got mogged or shittested they pretended to play it off, especially on the basementcamAt this point theyre not even pretending that theyre not upsetThey're just openly seething at various fish
>>218983631full argument + fight is on youtube, but you'll miss out on the 3 hour lead up of landon getting shittered and and quite playfully yelling FUCK PRODUCTION, PRODUCTION ARE FAGS at the camera lmao
>>218983555miss this chigga
jet is breaking jet is crackingjet is sneething
are we having fun yet?
Content king
>>218983562I might legit DM him on instagram, and tell him to call me so I can walk him through tripfagging, I feel like he might actually respond
>>218984004
>>218983854if a retard talked shit to me on my show, I'd beat his ass toohe liked it anyway
>>218983673Oh no, Tayfags are back
>>218983656He is not wrong
>>218983562Freddy would be fun in these threads
>>218983583tf lil jetty gunna do?
>why aren't you doing anythingthey literally have nothing to do and were kept up til 5am last night with water dumping and ben spamming landon song after beating him up
>>218984017If the content you're talking about is the contents of another man's ass then yes he's definitely the king
>>218983740Same
>>218983431>get mogged by a drunk retarded janitor>proceed to chimp out and beat the drunk retarded janitor>he's still mogging you even as he's crumpled up on the floorit's time for ben to hang it up
>even the TTS paypigs are tired of this season
>>218983706Bingo was wearing short sleeves when she was wearing the waitress costume during the greaser larp
>>218983637Bam is befuddled
Ranking of contestants by how likely they are to troon out:JDBongoBingoLandonBashirDrake, Emma, Anisa
>>218983248She's performing her services downstairs after they watched her on cams for a day.
>>218984031freddy's perpetual state of drunkenness won't make it past the captcha i'm afraid
>>218983859yup sounds like fishtank
>>218983385You like HIS stuff
this is grim
>>218984036>if a retard talked shit to me on my show, I'd beat his ass too>my show>talked to me>beat his assignoring the obvious, all theyve dont this season is call eachother n's and faggots, the night before jet was cheering and calling him Tigerthey only got mad when people started making of them for it
>>218984082JD is the only fish this season that has caused Jet to break character and actually get mad
>Freddy>Burt>Alex BIf you had to pick one, who.
>>218983784dude it's me tayleigh from fishtank season 2
Fishtank is dying and that's ok
who could've guessed keeping everyone up all night playing the landon ai song on loop would result in this
>>218984194Freddy
>>218983847womp womp
>>218984175>break character and actually get madjet is never in character and is always mad
>>218984175Don't care. JD is a huge faggot, and I'm a jet apologist.
>>218984194To add to season 5? Freddy
>>218984194Alex BFat wife is unbeatable
>>218984194freddy because he worked on the shitshow that was season 4. i feel like alex b was better suited to famous house
these two arent even interesting enough for tts to whine about
we're in here:>>218983701>>218983701>>218983701
>>218984314finish previous threads
>>218984194Alex B
>>218984039It's just the one tayfag actually
Throwing buckets of water all over the house was never really a thing in previous seasons.
Emma reminds me of my cousin I had a crush on
Alright Jet. Send him in.
>>218982983they won't because they're coddling bashir and bam is making them rig it so he wins
>>218983012beat bashit with a hammer
>>218983002yes. get frank on and have him immediately destroy all of Bashirs boots and jewelry and prayer rug and then hold him down and cut his ponytail. that will fix fishtank unironically
the fuck is up with the ads
>>218983511freddy rules
>>218983663make sure to let them know there was also a fake glove touch sucker punch
>>218983700add a mini ben in there that says "sucker punch drunk autistic male contestant to vent frustrations"
