Alanah Pearce is making a film adaptation of FAITH: The Unholy Trinity
>>218983013Weird. Faith being like a retro game is 90% of it's appeal.
>>218983013So she's lying about being in the movie industry now?
>>218983741She's an award winning filmmaker, chud
She must give one hell of a blow job.
>>218983013So... What does she "do" exactly?
>>218983013Her onlyfans leaks are sublime.
Pornstar name
Fake gamers and kino connoisseurs watch out. She's coming for you.
only two reasons shes relevant
>>218983013i still absolutely cannot believe she lied about being a writer to the point of anthony fucking burch calling you out and no one caredit is utterly insane the difficulty level they play on, near immunity
I loved her since funhaus. Shut your mouth, haters. Funhaus is dead, long live funhaus!
>>218984008Man fuck you it's all just stupid deepfakes
So this is a low budget film production company that focuses on adapting cheap horror games into cheap horror films? There is gold in them there hills. Charred Pictures? Keep an eye on them.
>>218984740She saw Markiplier make 20 million in profit and wanted to get in on the action
>>218984813She had already done some work with the vhs horror franchise.
>two of our projects that are fully funded have been largely funded by content creatorsNot a bad idea, desu. No different to the Coens getting financing from a bunch of midwest dentists, really.
>have big tits>just be successful foreverit really is that simple
>>218983013This has a big chance to be kino since Airdorf is also an executive producer>>218983678I think the style isnt difficult to capture on 3D with proper use of lighting and film techniques, if they want to capture how gritty it feels however the budget has to be really high.
>>218984893Midwest dentist must be big fans of lezzie mysteries.
>>218983013she's a narcissistic sociopath
bogpill status?
>>218984949>Midwest dentist must be big fans of lezzie mysteries.No, only Hollywood would pay for that, but theydid finance 'Blood Simple' by offering a percentage point in exchange for $15,000 froma bunch of dentists and people who had neverthought about investing a film. Made theirmoney back and a tidy profit.
>>218985345Don't bother trying to explain things to the retard. He was trying to make a /po/ ragebait
>>218983013is this game actually good?
need big aussie tits in my face
>>218984970so you're saying the sex is great
>>218984970She has a right to be confident about her good looks and what has she done that is sociopathic? She kinda fluffed up her resume? Guess what buddy? So does anyone with a brain. You were an inventory manager if you worked in a warehouse. Receptionist? Front desk coordinator. Janitor? Experiential in the custodial arts. Get wrecked, love alannah! Simple as.
This is the worthless whore who lied about writing for Sony right?
>>218983013>another grifter makes a movie They really are failed artists.
>>218986046Wrong! She blurred the line.
>>218983013From journalism, to youtube, to gaming, to moviesShe's unstoppable
>>218983013MORTIS
>>218985081Still good.
>>218987073when will she finally figure out that she only ever should have been doing porn?
>>218983013>>218986162>failed artistsThat's one way to put it.
>>218987930Bigger resolution.
>>218987930This makes her even hotterI'd fuck her to avenge the artists who felt offended by thatSuch a fucking hot and disgraceful bitchHNNNNNG
>>218987073It should be illegal to be this pretty.
>>218985637Yeah.1>3>2
>>218988669Stop eating yogurt near your screen.
>>218990062Can't boys have fun anymore?
>>218984932>I think the style isnt difficult to capture on 3D with proper use of lighting and film techniquesNigger exactly HOW are you supposed to capture the visual & atmospheric style of fucking Apple II videogame circa 1983 with """lighting and film techniques"""?
>>218985637Yes. It's a spectacular example of how while Horror DOES benefit from advanced graphics for immersion, conceal generate similar atmosphere is even with completely rudimentary graphical technology. Darkwood is another great example of this.
>>218986162But he's not a "failed artist" considering he made FAITH: The Unholy Trinity, lol.
>>218984316She helped kill Funhaus
>>218983986Sleeps around. Never seen anyone this blatant about it.
I miss the days when the internet was for nerds by nerds. Women get spoiled.
>>218983013Thots like Alanah Pierce(correct spelling) are why the games industry is in the cellar.
>>218990783she is the only acceptable one
>>218983013Remember when she traced some guys sekiro art and said she worked on the gay of war games and it was just writing for a stocking stuffer cookbook? lol dumb bitch
>>218983013So they have no idea how badly the first is going to flop and they're STILL working on the next two?Just for that alone I hope it fails fucking miserably and Alanah Pearce kills herself and stops bothering people with her "IMMUH GAMER GRRRRL!" larp.
>>218991301Are you sure it isnt the 100 dollar price tags?
>>218992989Haven't seen those. You must be a paranoid shitter.
As a nobody indie dev, I am a bit jelly of these small indie titles getting film adaptationsI think the story in my game is good but then again I doubt it’d work well on the silver screen
>>218993681streamer bait seems to be the secret ingredient to having indie titles take off so shill your game to lets players
>>218992989Positive. $40 games are flopping left and right.
>>218988002yeah this is actually psycho
>>218983013The whole appeal of that game was the video gamey rotoscoped aesthetic. WTF are they thinking?
>>218983013damn how many cocks has she sucked
>>218984316No one loves funhaus as much as me and Alannah was straight up not that great. She couldnt improv, she was legit just there. I cant remember a memorable bit she created all she has is that one video with raul jacob and jon. Her chemestry with everyone else was pretty shit.And you'll prob say i hate her because she's a woman but absolutely not Elyse is the funniest woman ive ever seen in my life, i liked Lindsy and i actually watch astrogoblin
>>218996570Maybe they'll do something like A Scanner Darkly and keep the aesthetic
>>218983013goddamnit, I was planning on playing that shitI won't touch faggified IPs anymore
I've seen her asshole and juicy pussylips
>>218998575fake pics
Proof fuckable gashes can only fail upwards. She recently showed up on a Lexus ad on Tiktok for me. Unsure what demographic they're trying to appeal to but guess she's blowing someone important.
>>218983013she's launching a movie studio? how? she's a streamer who gets shit views and did some low level work at a few game studios. does she have a billionaire dad backing her or something?
>>218996976A Scanner Darkly's visuals were cool and required talent. I guarantee this shit will be lazy and probably never even release
I would lick and and sniff her tushy, im not going to lie to you, family
>>218985972get back to sucking dick you nigger
>>218985081the phone is ringing
>>218999424She voiced a character in the game dispatch,acted in the recent V/H/S movie and worked on the Markiplier movie
>>219000328that shit isn't even close to "open a studio" money. i'd be surprised if she made more than like 50k for her dispatch role and 10k each for the other two
>>218983915why did she place her breasts so close to the object that was meant to be the focus of the photograph
Cast him https://youtu.be/ck4wUdFtAVY?si=sfCdAYODMpbvix30
>>219000596shes good at networking
Bumpy
>>218984316YouTube recommended me the Australian game TV show she was on before moving to the U.S. I thought she looked cute back then but within months of her landing in LA she started giving me the ick.
>>219002046What was the context of this?
>>219005419What she never changed. She was always chill and attempted to play along. That is one of the reasons they hired her in funhaus. Same as elyse. The comment show was else's time to shine and shine she did. She was awesome in Her other show woth the blonde dude. I know they are doing a playthrough of the new resident evil bit I still havent watched it.
>>219005419She's just a soulless ladder climber. People in the industry give her what she wants because they want a hot girl with big boobs around. Even fucking Sony Santa Monica was cool with this arrangement. Her strategy is get as many eyeballs on her as possible and the rest will work itself out.
>>218983915The award show, the only one she entered, has 27 followers on twitter/xCheck The Gate@CheckTheGate1International Artists communityglobalJoined March 202044 Following27 Followers
>>218983013Why y'all hating, didn't she write god of war? I thought the games were well received
>>218985637No. It's typical hipster flavor of the month streamer bait
>>219005764She is ambitious and that makes her soulless? Its called having frienda and colleagues.
>>218983013>attractive woman handed everything for being attractive handed a future multi million dollar movie dealLiterally life on tutorial difficulty.
>>218983986Swallows
>>219006300It's better than handing over everything to ugly women, which is what feminism aims to do
>>219006273What is her ambition exactly? First she was a writer, then she was an IGN and award show presenter, then she was whatever tf the people on funhaus are, then she switched back to writer, for a while she was an accessibility advocate, now she's a Youtuber after getting fired from Santa Monica. These people who are perpetual hangers on because they have the right connections are a huge problem in the games industry. Now she's trying to glob onto Markipliers success. It's disgusting.
>>219006535We should take away women's rights but nobody is ready for that conversation
>>219006584You can be a youtuber above all and not affect any other career trajectory. She had several podcast with friends about gaming. You dont have to put a label on yourself and be boxed in forever.
>>218983013She wrote God of War Ragnarok. I have faith in her.
>>218985972>She has a right to be confident about her good looksThey're fake, retard.
>>218984970I watched her Let's Play Dispatch some, since I love both Dispatch and Malevola. She definitely gives off a weird vibe, and I wanted to simp for her.
"Content Creator" is such a dumb term. It's like being a professional "Stuff Doer".
>>218983013
>>219006612The fuck are you talking about, the US Government has been having that conversation daily since republicans went all 1100’s, and are acting on it again right now. We should be eliminating the womens vote before midterms, Trumps pushing the Save act as hard as he can.
>>218988002Holy kek
>>218983013Got some good grok images of her before elon raped grok
>>219007776That Jewish cocksucker doesn't have the balls to do that
>>219007739She will be at the Oscars next year!
>>218984901basically all hollywood anon. movies take on a different meaning when you realize most who got to where they were are there because either someone wanted to fuck them, wants to fuck them, or fucked them.
>>218983013Horse face bitch
>>218983013is that the Australian gamer with big booba?
>>218985972>emphasizing your skills or maximizing language on a resume is the same as completely lying about what skills you havehope on your resume you put massively retarded because you were born from a line of midwits
>>219002046>>219005565>Alanah, you listed strong oral skills as your strength in your CV. Could you please explain what that entails?
>>219007776>Kosher Don going to do anything to benefit Americans and not the Jewish planKek. Fell for it again.
>>218983013>make shitty indie game>fuck some streamer cunt who wants to make a movie about itDamn I need to work harder in my programming classes
>>218990783i miss dooger
>>219007776I want to live in schizo's fantasies.
>>218983013Considering the game, it’s hilarious that the gamedev and the people in charge fell for this succubus. Imagine the sloppy demonic blowjob.
>>218983013I remember seeing her on TB's podcast 11 years ago. How the time flies
Alanah Pearce? The game developer?
>>218990783>doger of ironforgetake me back bros...
>>219009315She's becoming a Hollywood MILF mogul while you're still a loser
>>218984970She's anti-AI so she's okay in my book
Don't forget that she says she CFS(a made up woman's disease)
>>218983013I don't really see how you can make a trilogy of movies out of it and the first part is literally just the Exorcist so I'd be worried about getting sued.
>>218988002I don’t know what worse, the simping or art theft
>>218990783Don't forget /ourgirl/ joost, reminder that her eggs is gonna rotten unless one of you step up
>>218985637just watch the oneyplays ep of it, it sucks
>>218983013She's such a despicable person but she sucks a mean dick in the proper circles so she gets whatever she wants and her army of simps defend her to the death. Unreal to me that she's only ever risen so far because of her looks.
>>218983013I will watch her movie
>>218992989How broke do you have to be to still care this much about AAA games going up in price $20?Just get a job nigger. Game prices aren’t even keeping up with inflation.
>>219007155Even better
>>219012695>AAA games going up in price $20?Wait what? Videogames cost $0.
>>218984901Wait until you look into the relationship between male height and income.
>>219011988I would go into crippling debt to support her if she asked
>>219008323Corporations that can lie to you to exploit deserve nothing but contempt. As long as it doesnt effect public safety, there is no ethical quandary in misleading them to get hired. Fuck corporations!
>>219007155Wrong! She has pics from when she was a teen.
>>219008140Hush, she is a princess.
>>218983013Thing Doer is now a valid occupation (for women)
>>219009349Dont be facetious, its not attractive.
>>218983013Greatest example of failing upwards that I have ever seen
Why is this thread about a lying whore not gone yet.
>>219012810That's what im saying. Play some emulators and beat some playstation classics. Einhander, vagrant story, parasite eve.
>>219013107She's making a film, chud
>>219013028>Fuck corporations!Bro, that is like, so brave. Stunning even.
I dont know why people are comparing her to Mark pliers, if you see the podcast episode he did with funhaus it was a completely disaster. How that man has any fans is beyond me. Even his video learning Korean with his mom is rough. If mark pliers can make a movie than so can anyone.
>>219013106What exactly has she failed at? She was a competent journalist who got carpal tunnel injuries from trying to beat a game on time and then pivoted to funhaus and podcast. What exactly has she failed at? Not being absolutely gorgeous?
>>219013367Calling her kid (that she doesn't have) a situational disability.
>>219013552You are being glib. She said user interface should be made more streamlined for others with different difficulties. Its irksome when you are intellectually dishonest.
>>219013086Ludwig and wubby are also content creators. Dont be upset they have cool careers that are profitable. Be inspired to succeed. Pick others up, down drag them down. Read some Jonathan Livingston seagull.
>>218983986She's attractive and talks about arcade computer games
Screw that, WE WANT KYLE!
>>219007739damn...
>>218983013does anybody else think she looks way better as a brunette?
>>219011446Do you have this level of vitriol for barbara dunkleman, who got hired as a teen for eye candy and her unbridled Fandom? Or Ashley Jenkins who started dating burnie? Just say you are a hater and be done with it? Are you this cross with attractive males?
>>219009903Come on, guys. 30s isnt milf territory...right?
I would put my penis in the unlubed butthole. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.
>>218999424I've got to imagine her patreon support is ungodly. She's probably getting stupid donations from Saudis and shit.
Trump should invade Kangaroo land and secure their women for our strategic poonanny reserves.
>>219000328She was fucking awful in VHS
>>219006273It's called sucking dick for cock.Or in her case sucking dick so people pretend she's a epic gamer girl.
>>219013895Most women do honestly
>>219009903>teehee don't look at my tits guys look at me play titty-o I mean video games!what a transparent cunt.
>>219013895She dies it blonde because it helps with the dryness.
>>219015077*dyes.
>>219013238Markiplier didn't have to show his tits or suck dick to get people to pretend to like him.
>>219015071She can choose to wear flattering garments that accentuate her figure. If you had a shirt that covered your personality it would be great.
>>219015117No, he just had to be unbelievable obnoxious and acerbic to everyone. You sound like the dorks defending him on the funhaus episode. Just sheer lunacy.
>>219015071>chudcel can't handle seeing an accomplished woman at a casual event
>>219015077Her vagina can't be that dry, if it was she wouldn't be where she is today.>>219015138>JUST LET HER BE A WHORE, CHUD!Also that's the faggiest retort you could have possibly made.>>219015179I never said he wasn't obnoxious. Just the plain and simple fact that he got to where he is by actually playing games and having an audience of people not just waiting to see tits. Unlike Pearce. Stop pretending she'd be exactly where she is today if she didn't flaunt her tits like a 2 dollar corner whore.>>219015236sucking dick for attention and special treatment is not an accomplishment
>>218985972>She has a right to be confident about her good looks>>219013367>What exactly has she failed at?>>219013899>Are you this cross with attractive males?>>219015138>flattering garments that accentuate her figureAnonette, please, you are trying too hard...It's exactly the same kind of tryhardiness that many men find offputting in Alanah. She moved to America, got fake breasts and is such hilarious gogetter. No one is convinced of her skills, which makes her attitude and blatant coasting on her looks so unappealing.Why does she want to be in the games industry so bad? What drives her? I don't understand. But she doesn't feel or look like she belongs here.
>>219017899People belong where they just to be and she has shown an affinity for games. Not everyone has to be dork to like your same hobbies. The slander of her lovely tatas won't stand. Show proof of her reduced bust in the past or hush now!
>>219017985>an affinity for gamesBut that's not enough! You have to be a TRVE FAN to get accepted!Gatekeeping is important, but in all honesty, the war was lost a long time ago, already. Videogames are a normie hobby nowadays.Except here on 4chan! Here we still can (and should) pretend it's a secret "boyz only" club!
She has somehow managed to get a dozen stalkers.
>>219018156She is wearing a sports bra.
>>219013768Who?
>>219018376Bossman
>>219007845Tease.
>>218985972Cashier at McDonald's = "I worked as a financial transactions coordinator for a fortune 500 company"
surprised no one stated the fact she is with an indian but that is common for aussie women i guess
>>218983741being a hot bimbo-im-not-a-bimbo can get you far in life if you're willing to use it anon
>>219018513he's a Hollywood actor. It's not like he's some janitor
>>219018489There you fucking go. Get them, get them all!
>>219018560She is actually very intelligent and witty. Dont disparage her just cause she won't let you touch her. I would implore you to read about the fox and sour grapes, anon kun. It will improve your life.
>>219011988needs don't want to watch hot chick's with fat tits talking about their hobbies. it's lunacy, rather consume content from her than some neck beard like assmongold.
>>219018869>>219018869I need her in my life, the sun rises and sets with her.
>>219009903>MILFShe has children...?
>>218983013This will be as successful as those daily wire movies
>>218983013A lot of former "IGN Girls" have trouble shifting into other work. For a while, they were able to gain popularity through being a girl in the gaming industry. Many leave IGN after several years to try to make it on their own. Maybe start a patreon and form their own brand. But after the novelty of "girl gamers" died off in the late 2010s, most realized that it's very tough to survive on their own. So some IGN girls return to the gaming industry. But many other IGN Girls fade out and fall into obscurity.
rotoscoped into pixel art or bust
>>218983013This bitches pussy must be insane.
Imagine getting btfo by anthony burch
>>219013107Indian rapists are annoying and can’t help but spam.
>>219020358Her boyfriend?
>>219013367>What exactly has she failed at?how about lying about writing credits, artwork, and basically every "skill" she claims to have?
>zoomers go crazy over this
>>219019706The best in the industry
Romance mod when?
I really enjoyed watching her get socked in the face after her whole 'if you don't take the vaccines you don't deserve to be part of society ever again' comments.
>>219021672I got the vaxx and boosters for her
>>218984970Yes, she's a woman.
>>218988002she did fanart of fanart and thought the fanart she was making fanart of was official
>>219013166No fuckface, the new ones are free too
>>218983915>Best experimental filmDidn't know she had an OF
>>218984142She quite literally has no credibility whatsoever, she's been doing those nothing burger clickbait videos since the pandemic.
>>219021361That was by far the worst cameo in the entire fucking game.
>>218983013She is going to fail, just like she has failed in everything that requires actual effort.
>>219009903>height: 5'10
Is this real senpai?
>>218983013She's sucking so many cocks, dude, holy shit.
>>219024977spill the tea
