>Mulder, as of right now I'm reopening the sex files.
first for sex with Scully
>My orifice, now!
>>218986418
>>218985641>I want to watch this show, so as of right now I'm reopening the Plex files
>>218985641>Mulder, I ever tell you about my grandsons who hunt demons?
>>218986666Very Nice, Quad Satan
>>218985641Routine for this fizeek?
>>218987693Be a wop. Loads of wops here, on Staten Island, look like that.
>>218988884Is NYC really a shithole?
>>218985641FUCKS MULDERANAL SCULLY
>>218985641Oh hey, I just realized he has the same glasses I do. I never noticed that before. Also I'm balding. Of course i probably look more like George Costanza.
>>218990533just get on finasteride lil bro
>>218985641*knock knock* Helllllooooooo Skinnnerrrrrr
>>218988943Yes>>218988974You say this but Scully probably is into anal
>>218985641hot
>>218986666>"No sir I don't believe you did, I didn't even know you had grandsons"
>>218986666Honestly I wonder what would've been if Mitch Pileggi played Sam & Dean's dad instead Would John appear more frequently or in flashbacks?
>>218986666what did he mean by this?
>>218988943NYS is a shithole, friend. No redeeming part of it. Maybe the Adirondacks. Unfortunately, they're filled with /those/ people.
>>218986666Man I'd love this as a crossover but unfortunately besides rights issues, Supernatural uses vampires that are very different from tradition and X-Files vampires are very much in line with old myths
I love the Sex Files. Pure kino, must watch.
>>218988974Here is your new partner Dana Skull-me
Post Gillian, you faggots.
>>218988943>>218991062poverty cope
>>219000064s m o lm ol
>>218985641There is a SkinnerxMulder feminization stories on AO3 that are like 150k words. I don't get it.
>>219000000
>>218985641Thirsty?
>>218985641How is it possible to have this much bedroom aura in middle age?
>>219001189Th-ACK
What movie is this from? Looks coolI was born in 2003
>>218985641Something something Skinner vaguely resembles Senator
>>218985641In retrospect can anyone honestly argue against this not being nothing more than conspiracy slop?>b-but muh originality >m-muh 90sThe story arc of the whole series was genuinely insulting to a non NPC mind and no number of good MOTW episodes can make up for such follyDeep down you know that I am right and disagreeing equals denial>>218986418Also this, why watch otherwise?
>>219001141was it written by Gillian?
>Drop the gun Scully>I've got the antidote Mulder needs >and it will be given orally
>>218985641Skinner is insane in the membrane
>>218985641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w<3
>>218986666So that's how they were able to afford to pay for gas to drive across the United States in their '67 Chevy Impala? They were born into it?
>>218985641>>219006258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxpbQ01bv3k&list=RDxxpbQ01bv3k&start_radio=1<3
As of this moment... im reopening the KKK-Files.
>>218985641>Ok, throw me some numbers
>>218991062If by anal you mean pegging Mulder, yes. She’s definitely the dominant one in the bedroom.
>>219007137>Agent Scully, from now on I’d prefer to discuss the X Files with just you. Leave that pervy little heeb in the basement.
>>218985641My body is ready for you , sir.
>>218985641
>Groundhog Day episode about a down on his luck loser who tries to rob a bank>he has a job, an apartment, and a gf who loves him enough to try and save him throughout hundreds, if not thousands, of loopshaha
>>219006561It's literally canon that Dean Grandfather Paradox'd his way into owning the car by convincing a young version of his dad to buy it at a lot
>>218985641>that time Skinner became the Shocker
>>219009990>Open, closed?>You'll never know the X-files status when I'm done here, Mulder!>Ahahahaha
>>219006561No they had stolen credit cards and fake ids and stuff to purchase their utilities and then later they literally had angels helping them out and god teleporting them.
>>219009220You're thinking of bootstrap paradox, Fry becoming his own grandfather was also a bootstrap paradox
>>219011283One angel at least, then they went and made God the final villain to beat
>>219013084yeah but before that there was time where god was on their side and literally teleported them away from lucifer onto a plane so he wouldnt just insta gib them.
>Flying Schaucers?
>>219013397Chuck was never on their side, everything the boys endured in the show was explicitly stated to be for his personal entertainment, the entire season is him being pissed they don't want to be that anymore.
>>219013527Wait, really?
>>219013397>god was on their sideHe literally created entire parallel universes where one brother kills the other and the apocalypse happens then abandons those universes to start anewThe Sam & Dean we follow didn't do that and it did not please him since the Michael/Lucifer fight was supposed to be the big one.
That time a character was haunted by a succubus and it had to be Skinner
New Mulder and Scully just dropped.
>>219016828Will immediately flop anyway. Just get a good-looking White actor-actress duo who have a great chemistry and fit well into the X-Files universe.
>>218988884The fuck is a wop?
>>219016828David was so handsome ;_:
>>218986465that's hollywood for you
>>219018383Italian American, especially southern Italian.
>>219018383It's an old fashion slur for Italians, equivalent to limey for Brits, and polack for Polish.
watching season 1 now, pretty good ngl
>>218986512I don't understand you
>>218985641Colonel Caldwell???
Skinner is genderswapped in the Xfiles reboot, btw
