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>the plot of the new Lord of the Rings movie
do we really need this?
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I will accept it ONLY if they cast a hot big tiddy blonde as Goldberry.
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the black riders are really creepy in those chapters, it could make for some good bone chilling horror kino
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We NEED the scene where the hobbits have a bath together and the scene where they run around naked after being freed from the Barrow-Wight.
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>>218990259
I can’t wait for the scene where Sam’s daughter solos an army of Orcs while Merry and Pippin cower in the corner.
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Fattybros....
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>>218991567
MYSTERY HOBBITS!
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>>218991051
straightest poster itt, my superstraight dick will not accept anything less
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>>218991126
>I can’t wait for the scene where Sam’s daughter solos an army of Orcs while Merry and Pippin jerk off in the corner.
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>>218991567
>we wuz habbits n sheeeeit
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Bombadil's boots better be yellow
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>>218991997
We all know Blaragorn is coming. And he’s going to be the zestiest buck you’ve ever seen.
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>>218990259

No.The trilogy is perfect as it is (even considering the changes and omissions from the books). You really need nothing besides that. No prequels, no amazon slop, not this. Hollywood is just being insufferably dense because they want to milk it all they can but movies are not meant to be expanded universes that extend forever; stories are meant to end.
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>>218990259
How many uncultured swine are going to react like this is some 2026 fanfic?
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>>218991638
Kek
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I really really don't give a single fuck about dwarves and swords and magic and shit
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>>218990366
goldberry is not for sex, she is for cuddling, handholding, cavorting and singing
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You missed the Elves



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