Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good.
>>218991604Fuck the original X files
we da new ish nigga ya'lls wytes is goin ecxtinct
>>218991604Racism is a virtue
>>218991604Skinner should have been the Jeet. Not Mulder. Mulder should have been a genderless raceless blob.
>>218991604Da Truff Is Out Dere
>>218991604Pooed.
MALCOLM X FILES
>>218991604
CSM: The Clean Street Man
>>218992217kek
>>218991604christ cucks are unoriginal as fuck
>>218992217
I can't think of any two people less interested in UFOs and the unexplained than an indian guy and a black woman.The entire approach there is preposterous. You can't even take them seriously for half a second.
>>218992968Reminds me of when they found the absolute zestiest buck around to get a 24 reboot going.
>>218991604>its a mulder keeps telling Sully that toilets are evil episode
>>218991604Let me guess. He gets a blonde love interest and she gets a latino guy.
>>218993056Nigga so zesty he looks like he's just sucked on a lemon
>>218992968>mulder, stop making ai videos of elle fanning>truly ma'am i am understanding how frustrating this must be and i offer many apologies it is rare to have a partner so wonderful and sweetness please accept me
>>218991604He is related to your boy Kash Patel
Sculniqua insists you wash the chicken.Muldahar insist you don't have to wash anything, ever.
>>218992968Black people are notoriously conspiratorial due to a lack of critical thinking and the consequence of a culture grounded in perpetual victimhood.
>>218993745Not for UFOs though, maybe leprechauns in the hood or something.
>>218992217funny now but you're going to spam that in every nu-x-files thread for the next several years, aren't you
>>218991604The current FBI director is a jam boy. What's the problem?
>>218991604my cultural experience is getting so enriched I simply can't take it.https://www.bitchute.com/video/8GffNizSnCnc
>>218993991>Not for UFOs thoughNot yet. All you have to do is input the subject into the equation:any topic + blacks + raycissm (real or imaginary) + Hollywood = instant cultural interest
>>218992217Kek
Post plots>Pajeet and Shawniqua investigate the mysterious disappearance of designated streets in a town on the US Canada border
I was assured that woke is dead.
>>218991604Ayo, why dem aliens a pale gray? Ain't dey got any brothaz where dey from?#FightGraySupremacy
>>218994690The black twilight zone didn't go over so well.
>>218994029Is you perhaps be wanting spam bobs vagine bro?
You made the same thread word for word yesterday
No need to get upset. First, it's not like the original show didn't turn to shit (and I say as someone how has TXF his favorite tv show ever). The revival was a sad joke. This new show will probably last 1 short season, or two, at best.
>>218994029>this shit lasting several years
>>218997598Probably two since that's how everything is made these days.
>>218994029>the next several yearsdont worry it'll be canceled after 2 episodes
>>218991604The X-Files being used to track down non-alien stuff was so that the invasion wouldn't have supernatural stuff to contend with when they took over the Earth or at least they'd understand what they were dealing with and be able to fight it more effectively.
>black director makes overhyped horror movie and then parlays that into remaking a popular sci fi series that will inevitably failCoogler can't do anything original can he
>>218997598>No need to get upset.I don't think anyone cares anymore. It's pretty much a given that they're going to hopelessly flail around and shit out trash reboots of every property in existence. You're fighting a losing battle if you're trying to stop people from making fun of it though.
>>218991604Stop posting your fake tolkien quote, Ivan.
>>218996729Welcome to /tv/ newfag
Shills in shambles. I'm not even sure how you're supposed to promote something like this. Most common one in these threads is 'Mulder and Scully sucked and xfiles has always been shit!'
>>218996729Doesn't look like he did
>>218998670Something about Coogler's track record being "rock solid" (lol).
>>218998466Its in tvtropes so it real
>>218991604Anyone who thinks I should give this a shot when there's a literal zesty-tier jeet as the male lead should fucking kill themselves
>>218999318It's just shilling and ragebait. They're not going to watch it either.
>>218997968He also can only tell the same singular story, just like Peele
>>218995853
>>218991604I prefer the Zoroastrian take with Angra Mainyu being capable of beautiful creations, but choosing not to because he's evil. He creates the peacock to prove his point.
>>218999999nice digitschecked
>>218999999holy fucking digits
When it bombs, they can blame racism or whatever.
>>218993315He was a child actor on a soap opera playing a pretty ordinary character showing no discernible acting talent. When he left nobody expected him to continue acting. Instead he's become arguably the most successful former cast member of all time. in terms of high profile roles and work.Truly head wobbling stuff
>>218992217NOOOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCKING CARD
>>218991604If they're not Mulder and Sully it's just a sequel
>>218992968They probably get given the work as a humiliating punishment for not flushing the toilet but then discover its not just drunk rednecks claiming they've been anally probed
>a pajeet, the least popular type of male to women >a nigress, theeast popular type of female to menAre they trying to fail?
>>218994029And it'll never get old
>>218991604Holy shit. The film/tv industry really just lives in a bubble, and don't see anything lulzy about this at all. Is there really any chance some zoomers who are okay with a jeet and this woman we've never heard of being FBI agents investigating paranormal stuff and govt conspiracies? When they're not uncovering vast right wing white supremacist movements, that is. Just unreal -- it's like they asked /tv/ to make a joke about who should be hired to write/direct/star -- Black Panther, unknown jeet, unknown black. This stuff has gone from being stupid to parodying itself unintentionally.
>>218992217>show isn't anywhere near released>already have decent memesThere's a small upside to this at least.
>>218992968...who is going to watch this or want to watch it? Most original Xfiles fans won't. Under 30yos? Might catch an episode or two. Super liberal white women who luv diversity? 1-2 eps. "Coogler fanboys"? lol. This is a disaster. The media and critics will do their best to push it, and we'll get a few "White nazi supremacists aren't 1000% excited for our new DEI Ayyslop!! Democracy is crumbling!! wtflol
>>218993056It wasn't that bad except for the one or two episodes where they wanted to be The Wire
>>218991604SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>219002028>the new Cigarette Smoking Man: The Card Redeemer
>>219002267They can blame white nerds on the internet when it has poor viewership. They have at least a rough PR plan.
>>218999999Honky cracka retard post
