Now that the dust has settled, which one was least bad? For me it's like this.>1. Strange New Worlds. It's quirky chungus Reddit writing but at least they tried to follow the Trek formula.>2. Prodigy. It's Star Wars: The Clone Wars but Star Trek. Inoffensive, occasionally genuinely Trek-like.>3. Picard. It's garbage but the last season gave people what they wanted.>4. Lower Decks. This is a tough one because on the one hand it's genuinely faithful to canon, both in terms of lore and aesthetics. On the other hand, all of that is a Trojan horse for subversive queer marxist messaging.>5. Discovery. Pretty much irredeemable. Would be the last if the one below wasn't even worse. Devoid of intelligence, pretentious, aggressively woke, ruined Star Trek. Patient zero of the NuTrek disease.>6. Stafleet Academy. The final evolution of NuTrek. It's everything that sucks about NuTrek in one carcinogenic package. Reddit writing, melodrama, explosions, nostalgia-baiting.
>>218992944gargling literal diarrhea out of the ass of picrel > all of those shows
>>218992944In no particular order I rank them shit, to fucking shit
Someone post the Rodenberry video of him talking about his daughters.
>>218993005ooga booga ooga oogaooga booga ooga oogai can't stop this feedin'have this slab of briegirl I have some french friesand a tub of gheeneed to drink teato take one more bitedon't go too slowyour ass is still too tightAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMHOOKED ON A FEEDIN
>>218993005That thing was 22 in that picture btw
>>218993390Stone?
>>218993423Years old.
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>>218992944I made it like 6 minutes into STD and 23 minutes into Picard
>>218992944>ProdigyWeird Shit>DiscoveryWet shit>PicardDry shit>Strange New WorldsRegular Shit>Lower DecksRick and Morty tryhard. Also shit.
>>218993692>Starfield AcademyThe Mass Effect Andromeda of Mass Effect Andomeda of the Star Trek Franchise. Its not even really Star Trek
>>218992944All tied because I knew better than to watch any of them.
>>218992944You don't really think this is the end of trek right? They'll probably try to make something new eventually.
>>218992944I hate all of it with every fiber of my being, and I simply refuse to be one of those cucks who are like "well it's not ALL bad"
>>218992944kurtzman trek is all garbage/10>>218994130new ownership will likely keep it alive and course correct
>>218992944>>Lower Decksthe fact that standards are so low that "oh well it LOOKS enough like oldtrek... that makes it good!" is a common opinion among the trekgoyim it's the most annoying, obnoxious shit ever not just to look at but to listen to.the fans who came in via lower decks are just diet bronies, they also ruined star trek conventions i piss and shit on it
>>218992944Haven't watched any of it, but I have it on good authority SNW is the only good one in the bunch.
Is it really impossible for them to write characters that don't act like complete retards? Who is this for?
>>218993005fpbp
>>218992944All: shit. Categoric failure on every level, some of which weren’t conceivable.
>>218994130Maybe, if it is I'll live with that since imo no Trek show will ever match the Dominion War storyline
>>218992944Strange New Worlds is marginally better because Kurtzman doesn't give a fuck about it since it's not his pet project like all the others were.It's still slop though because Akiva Goldsman can't make anything that isn't slop
>>218992944Lower decks is easily the best show out of that list, by far. It's the least offensive to lore, it's made by a guy that actually likes and enjoys star trek. If anything it relies to much on canon and references, and the lower decks recruits being unprofessional tryhards was established in both TNG and Voyager.
>>218994925The dialogue is always the worst part of itWhen nutrek charactes go "Ummm like, like, like, like..." and use current-year idioms, and you're supposed to pretend this is the same franchise as City on the Edge of Forever or Darmok or Best of Both Worlds or Living Witness or Duet or In the Pale Moonlight??
>>218992944>ProdigyNickelodeon kids show with Star Trek grafted onto it.>DiscoveryIt's ok until they enter the mirror universe. After that it's a never ending trainwrek.>PicardS3 is ok if you judge it by TNG movie standards.>Strange New WorldsIt's ok up to the Balance of Terror episode, it's currently suffering the same never-ending trainwreck syndrome as Discovery.>Lower DecksIt's a fanservice parody and not real Trek.
>>218996258Cancerous faggot
I knew they were shit so I didn't watch them. Except Discovery. Hate watching that while drunk and shouting racial slurs at the TV was fun.
>>218992944These guys were fun, the Romulan ship enhanced with Borg tech I loveNever saw any of the shows except I think my Dad got me to check out a couple eps of the Captain Pike one
>>218992944I like Strange New Worlds. I like the characters and I think the writing is decent. I'm a couple seasons behind but I think they're doing a good job of tying in with TOS.Lower Decks was fucking hilarious and surprisingly light on the woke shit.Discovery was totally unwatchable.Never watched any of the others and don't intend to.
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>>218993390I can believe that, but a 22 year old cave troll is still a cave troll.
>>218992944>STDDidn't watch>SNWDidn't watch (but I was shown one of the 60's inspired opening segments)>PICDidn't watch>LDDidn't watch.>ProdigyDidn't watch, but I'm concerned that they let Janeway (hologram or real? IDK) have authority over children. She shouldn't be allowed within 100km of a warp capable vessel.
>>2189929441. Prodigy - How the fuck is the only legit decent show the kiddy one!?2. Starfleet Academy - The fact that such a grossly anti-Star Trek show is number 2 just sums up NuTrek. This show is honestly fucking comedy gold, a hundred times funnier than Lower Trannies could ever hope to be and its first season mogs the shit out of STD season 1 and Picard season 1 entertainment-wise. Don't get me wrong, SFA is by no means a good show, let alone a good Star Trek show, but seeing this dumpster fire has frankly been the most fun I've had with the franchise since Enterprise ended. Now we know it will only be 2 seasons of 10 episodes each gives it a plus above the others, that and it being placed at the ass end of the Star Trek timeline makes it easy to disregard.3. Strange New Worlds - TOS for gay retards afraid of "toxic masculinity". Just a pathetic, mangina-infused disservice to the OG. Very appropriate that it's going to end with a half-assed mini-season. At least Chapel and La'an are hot.4. Picard - Misery porn best viewed as a dark comedy, as if the TNG Recuts became canon. Miraculously, season 3 is a decent enough send-off for the TNG crew.5. Lower Decks - Cringe cartoon "comedy" for gay retards with an art style ripped off from another cringe cartoon "comedy" for gay retards (Reddit and Morty). This ain't just "we have Futurama at home", this is "we have Futurama at the end of a shit-filled toilet". You could probably get a laugh once for each season.6. Discovery - I won't waste my time writing an essay on how much Michael Burnham can choke to death on a bag of cocks but suffice to say no other NuTrek show can fall to the level of the bloated telefilms this shit show calls five seasons stretched out over seven pathetic years. STD gets a special place in hell for kicking-off NuTrek. It kills me because I remember spending years itching for a new Star Trek show after Enterprise only to get this ass-achingly dismal anti-Trek slop.7. Section 31 - lol
>>218992944Disco won
>>218992944I haven't watched SNW, but I know one episode has a cute tranny as the villain so I pick that one.
