https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohts7EGdYMg>Strict, anxious teenager Sasha (Xochitl Gomez) loses the child she is babysitting and must brave a sinister force hiding in plain sight among the children in the playground. As her world unravels and her grip on reality starts to slip, she must outwit a world where nothing is as it seems to make it out alive.
hope she gets naked
>trailer opens with ethnic slop elevator music it's a no from em
>>218993084I want to take her truffle hunting
>>218993084>a world where nothing is as it seemsoh dang that never happens
>>218993084Shows some potential
Another White people are evil and POC are wholesome movie. Sweet!GFY, Hollywood
>>218993084Her ass looks good as always. Everything else looks like absolute dogshit.
>>218993084The movie is sure to be a beauty, if it's only available on Tubi™!
>>218993619soul...
What do you call the trope where the hispanic maid is aware that the whites are evil and exists only to reinforce the protagonists suspicions
I'm so sick of this shit. We know minorities are good and white people (even the children) are evil. We fucking get it already.
>>218993084I will watch this movie and am here to discuss the plot and acting.
>>218993615i will now watch your straight-to-streaming slop
>>218993725>The movie is sure to be a beauty, >if it's only available on Tubi™!Correct. Tubi is superior.
>>218993774
>>218993615
>>218993084>Has a major role in a near billion MCU movie>Is now stuck doing Tubi slopbleak
>>218993084>Strict, anxious teenager Sasha (Xochitl Gomez)they don't understand her appeal
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>>218994724god i wish i was that chair
>>218994796
>>218994796>>218994911
>>218994958
>>218993084My sister made me watch The Babysitter's Club which starred Xochitl.I expected more memes involving the BSC in the comments.
>/tv/ compulsively shills an actress>shes literally just a tubi actress making anti-white moviesJesus you guys are worse than I thought
>>218993084Any forearm hair scenes?
>>218995195she's just taking roles to fund her movie premiere addiction
>>218993084I thought getting cast in a major marvel movie was supposed to kickstart her career. what happened?
>>218995475hollywood executives hate her because she makes white men happy
>>218994724bros...she broke the chair.......her butt was too big..............
tf is Tubi?
>>218995750Free streaming site. Just google it
>>218994724do they have prostitutes where you don't have sex but just snuggle?
>>218994911w-what is she not doing? restoring my fragile ego with a look?
>>218995866i've actually read and listened to prostitutes and a lot of them have said they have clients who just pay to snuggle or pay to have someone listen to them talk.
>>218994958Lost
>>218995953i think it would be better if they weren't actual sex prostitutes though, could get cuter/cleaner girls maybe
She's actually an actress?Fooled me, I thought she just took pictures and short videos of herself doing stupid poses.
>>218996031I think women pay for that in Japan.
>>218993754
>>218996031There's a bit in Shoplifters at a hostess club like that
>Quetzalcoatl actually starring in somethingShe's messing with the natural order.
>>218996804she's only doing it for the moneyher real passion is cockteasing white millennial men on social media
>>218996190Literally the only time she has looked good
>>218993084>Tubi movieKek what a bitch of a dead career for an ugly mother fucking bitch ass bulbasaur
>>218993084>TubiIs her career dead if she never really had one?
>>218993619>why should we have to pay such a high price for our ancestors' sins?
>>218993084>BWC Commander
>>218993754No. That's the one thing she definitely lacks. I can't think of a more vapid actress. She dances. That's it. No inner life, not acting talent.
>>218993398Based nudist anon.
>>219000060>HWD Domination Squad
You can hire Xochitl Gomez for an even for 15,000-25,000. If you live with your mom and dad and save money, you could have this bitch at your house for an "event" and just watch a movie or something with her. Get creative faggots.
>>218993084>tubitop kek
>>219000286>when the White Boys show up with galleons and arquebuses
>>219000629kek
>>219000113kys
>>218993084Didn't know she's a nostril flaring mouth breather
>>218993615she needs to be my bride asap
>>218997386>her real passion is cockteasing white millennial men on social mediagod i love her
>>218997386she's a menace with many victims behind her
>>219000960shes amerindian pls understand
>>218993084>from marvel to tubi moviesxochiti bros…
>sochee and dafne already stuck doing z-list horror slopgrim. will still beat tf out of my tiny white dick to them albeit
>>219001243soon in gdp
>>218993084LOOK, IT'S A HORROR MOVIE STARRING THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN SENSATION...Sho-shi-sha...Sho-sha-shi...
>>219001332LMFAO XD
Why this zoomer out of all zoomers? I mean why does /tv/ like her so much out of all the various zoomers?
>>219001616because she's the best one
>>219001616The tiktok dances, probably.
>>219001616She is the least jaded zoomer girl /tv/ knows of (b4 Alysa Liu), a breeze from a better millenial time
>>218993084
>>219002176>dump it
>>218993084Half of all /tv/ discussion revolves around people propping up the most mediocre slop you've ever seen because a mid zoomer actress they're obsessed with is in it
>>218993831kek
>>219001616
>>218993084that's some shit makeup
>>219002176Fat
Tubixl Gomez
>>219002176>dos burritos, si>dos chalupas, si>una sangria, si
>>219000060That's her Babysitter's Club co-star.
>>219002176They are normalizing actresses like this and Zendaya for obvious reasons.
Did Marvel abandon her character? Why is she resorting to doing Tubi originals?
>>219005588probably just an easy paycheck, a couple 100ks for a week or two of shooting
She seems like a nice kid but she has the type of mexican face that doesnt age well. When she is 30 she wont be the hot kind of latina. she will be the house keeper kind.
>>219005639>couple 100ks>TubiLOL
>>219005659100%. the woman in her family definitely have flat feet
>>218993084God I love Tubi
>>218993084Coochie chisel
>>219005676>Tubi>supposedly now generated 1 billion in revenue a yearI think they can afford it
>>218993754Cuuloo!CUULOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!
>>218993084Why are the children in the trailer giving Xochitl a Roman salute? Sorry for the shitty webm but I had to slow it down because it happens so fast
>>219005659
>>219005829>dey hea
>>219005659>>219005705Correct. I see them in my Pennsylvania grocery store all the time. Usually though they are 5 feet tall, so this girl hit the jackpot to not end up with that short stumpy frame they almost always have.
>>218997733exactly. would you want to see a movie where sochee has her still beating heart cut out at the top of a temple because of her ancestors?
>>219000060mexican women don't really like white men, so no
>>219002176looks like the fat brown guy from nu spider man
>Tubicomo se dice "dead career"?
>>219007224Nice lie, white male/latina female and latina male/white female are the most common marriages in the USA other than white/white.cope.
>>219007491>latina male/white female>most common marriages in the USA other than white/white.>latina malethat's a lot of trannies
>>218993084I remember some fag wrote a really edgy book with this premise. I think it was just called Playground.
>>219007525I'm tired, fuck off kurwa. I meant to say latin, but latina rolls off my fingertips due to habit
>>219001616I used to like her because of the forearm hair, not so much anymore. Still cute but there are better waxed latinxes if you're into that.
>>218993084Looks like kino
>>219007564moar liek GAYground amirite lel
>>218995875>"nom nom nom" (eating ass)
>>218993084>placing a big fat Share button where the volume button used to be ;)UI designers at youtube should be kneecapped to death and castrated- if they haven't been already
>>218993084What the hell is going on with that nose? Her nostrils face forwards like a pig.
Hazel Heart
>>218993398Same. I will not watch unless this happens.
>>219001616Doesn't look like a fucking ayy lmao
>>218993084I simply CANNOT get over how stupid a name "Xochitl Gomez" is. Literal made-up le unique snowflake "look how exotic and ethnic and minority-coded my name is!"-bullshit.
>>218993514>When everything you know is wrongThat's wrong.
>>219010901such a perfectly psychotic post
>>218993084Pig nose spic
>>219000914You mad xochitil?KEK
>>219012250that's why i come here
>>218993084>wot if the playground was evil>mental innit?
>>2190016164chan is 90% spic and jeet now, so they worship slop like Xzotihchpol Gomez
>>219010340Not bad, but sometimes she'll look like Mr. Bean and you can't unsee
>>218993084That nose lol
>>219001616she a cute
>>219011470pretty much
>>219012250but he wasn’t wrong
>>218993615dang
>>219005477Such as?
>>218995866Cuddlecomfort. Some of the women on there are willing to fuck too. >>218995475Delays, cancellations, etc once disney realized they needed to cut the shit if they want marvelslop to bring in money again. Even now they're still too bloated. I'm pissed about Armor Wars though. I wanted to see Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer again.
>>219002176The woman at the grocery store service desk is much prettier than this. Mayra I love you but I know it would never work out even if it did happen. Fuck all this shit.