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>Strict, anxious teenager Sasha (Xochitl Gomez) loses the child she is babysitting and must brave a sinister force hiding in plain sight among the children in the playground. As her world unravels and her grip on reality starts to slip, she must outwit a world where nothing is as it seems to make it out alive.
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hope she gets naked
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>trailer opens with ethnic slop elevator music
it's a no from em
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>>218993084
I want to take her truffle hunting
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>>218993084
>a world where nothing is as it seems
oh dang that never happens
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>>218993084
Shows some potential
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Another White people are evil and POC are wholesome movie. Sweet!

GFY, Hollywood
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>>218993084
Her ass looks good as always. Everything else looks like absolute dogshit.
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>>218993084
The movie is sure to be a beauty,
if it's only available on Tubi™!
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>>218993619
soul...
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What do you call the trope where the hispanic maid is aware that the whites are evil and exists only to reinforce the protagonists suspicions
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I'm so sick of this shit. We know minorities are good and white people (even the children) are evil. We fucking get it already.
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>>218993084
I will watch this movie and am here to discuss the plot and acting.
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>>218993615
i will now watch your straight-to-streaming slop
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>>218993725
>The movie is sure to be a beauty,
>if it's only available on Tubi™!

Correct. Tubi is superior.
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>>218993084
>Has a major role in a near billion MCU movie
>Is now stuck doing Tubi slop
bleak
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>>218993084
>Strict, anxious teenager Sasha (Xochitl Gomez)
they don't understand her appeal
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>>218994724
god i wish i was that chair
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>>218993084
My sister made me watch The Babysitter's Club which starred Xochitl.
I expected more memes involving the BSC in the comments.
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>/tv/ compulsively shills an actress
>shes literally just a tubi actress making anti-white movies
Jesus you guys are worse than I thought
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>>218993084
Any forearm hair scenes?
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>>218995195
she's just taking roles to fund her movie premiere addiction
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>>218993084
I thought getting cast in a major marvel movie was supposed to kickstart her career. what happened?
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>>218995475
hollywood executives hate her because she makes white men happy
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>>218994724
bros...
she broke the chair.......
her butt was too big..............
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tf is Tubi?
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>>218995750
Free streaming site. Just google it
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>>218994724
do they have prostitutes where you don't have sex but just snuggle?
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>>218994911

w-what is she not doing? restoring my fragile ego with a look?
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>>218995866

i've actually read and listened to prostitutes and a lot of them have said they have clients who just pay to snuggle or pay to have someone listen to them talk.
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>>218994958
Lost
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>>218995953
i think it would be better if they weren't actual sex prostitutes though, could get cuter/cleaner girls maybe
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She's actually an actress?
Fooled me, I thought she just took pictures and short videos of herself doing stupid poses.
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>>218996031
I think women pay for that in Japan.
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>>218996031
There's a bit in Shoplifters at a hostess club like that
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>Quetzalcoatl actually starring in something
She's messing with the natural order.
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>>218996804
she's only doing it for the money
her real passion is cockteasing white millennial men on social media
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>>218996190
Literally the only time she has looked good
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>>218993084
>Tubi movie
Kek what a bitch of a dead career for an ugly mother fucking bitch ass bulbasaur
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>>218993084
>Tubi
Is her career dead if she never really had one?
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>>218993619
>why should we have to pay such a high price for our ancestors' sins?
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>>218993084
>BWC Commander
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>>218993754
No. That's the one thing she definitely lacks. I can't think of a more vapid actress. She dances. That's it. No inner life, not acting talent.
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>>218993398
Based nudist anon.
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>>219000060
>HWD Domination Squad
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You can hire Xochitl Gomez for an even for 15,000-25,000. If you live with your mom and dad and save money, you could have this bitch at your house for an "event" and just watch a movie or something with her. Get creative faggots.
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>>218993084
>tubi
top kek
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>>219000286
>when the White Boys show up with galleons and arquebuses
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>>219000629
kek
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>>219000113
kys
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>>218993084
Didn't know she's a nostril flaring mouth breather
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>>218993615
she needs to be my bride asap
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>>218997386
>her real passion is cockteasing white millennial men on social media
god i love her
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>>218997386
she's a menace with many victims behind her
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>>219000960
shes amerindian pls understand
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>>218993084
>from marvel to tubi movies
xochiti bros…
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>sochee and dafne already stuck doing z-list horror slop
grim. will still beat tf out of my tiny white dick to them albeit
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>>219001243
soon in gdp
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>>218993084
LOOK, IT'S A HORROR MOVIE STARRING THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN SENSATION...Sho-shi-sha...Sho-sha-shi...
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>>219001332
LMFAO XD
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Why this zoomer out of all zoomers? I mean why does /tv/ like her so much out of all the various zoomers?
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>>219001616
because she's the best one
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>>219001616
The tiktok dances, probably.
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>>219001616
She is the least jaded zoomer girl /tv/ knows of (b4 Alysa Liu), a breeze from a better millenial time
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>>219002176
>dump it
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>>218993084
Half of all /tv/ discussion revolves around people propping up the most mediocre slop you've ever seen because a mid zoomer actress they're obsessed with is in it
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>>218993831
kek
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>>218993084
that's some shit makeup
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>>219002176
Fat
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Tubixl Gomez
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>>219002176
>dos burritos, si
>dos chalupas, si
>una sangria, si
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>>219000060
That's her Babysitter's Club co-star.
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>>219002176
They are normalizing actresses like this and Zendaya for obvious reasons.
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Did Marvel abandon her character? Why is she resorting to doing Tubi originals?
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>>219005588
probably just an easy paycheck, a couple 100ks for a week or two of shooting
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She seems like a nice kid but she has the type of mexican face that doesnt age well. When she is 30 she wont be the hot kind of latina. she will be the house keeper kind.
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>>219005639
>couple 100ks
>Tubi
LOL
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>>219005659
100%. the woman in her family definitely have flat feet
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>>218993084
God I love Tubi
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>>218993084
Coochie chisel
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>>219005676
>Tubi
>supposedly now generated 1 billion in revenue a year
I think they can afford it
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>>218993754
Cuuloo!
CUULOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!
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>>218993084
Why are the children in the trailer giving Xochitl a Roman salute? Sorry for the shitty webm but I had to slow it down because it happens so fast
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>>219005829
>dey hea
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>>219005705
Correct. I see them in my Pennsylvania grocery store all the time. Usually though they are 5 feet tall, so this girl hit the jackpot to not end up with that short stumpy frame they almost always have.
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>>218997733
exactly. would you want to see a movie where sochee has her still beating heart cut out at the top of a temple because of her ancestors?
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>>219000060
mexican women don't really like white men, so no
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>>219002176
looks like the fat brown guy from nu spider man
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>Tubi
como se dice "dead career"?
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Nice lie, white male/latina female and latina male/white female are the most common marriages in the USA other than white/white.

cope.
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>>219007491
>latina male/white female
>most common marriages in the USA other than white/white.
>latina male
that's a lot of trannies
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>>218993084
I remember some fag wrote a really edgy book with this premise. I think it was just called Playground.
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>>219007525
I'm tired, fuck off kurwa. I meant to say latin, but latina rolls off my fingertips due to habit
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>>219001616
I used to like her because of the forearm hair, not so much anymore. Still cute but there are better waxed latinxes if you're into that.
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>>218993084
Looks like kino
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>>219007564
moar liek GAYground amirite lel
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>>218995875
>"nom nom nom" (eating ass)
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>placing a big fat Share button where the volume button used to be ;)

UI designers at youtube should be kneecapped to death and castrated- if they haven't been already
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>>218993084
What the hell is going on with that nose? Her nostrils face forwards like a pig.
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Hazel Heart
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>>218993398
Same. I will not watch unless this happens.
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>>219001616
Doesn't look like a fucking ayy lmao
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>>218993084
I simply CANNOT get over how stupid a name "Xochitl Gomez" is. Literal made-up le unique snowflake "look how exotic and ethnic and minority-coded my name is!"-bullshit.
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>>218993514
>When everything you know is wrong
That's wrong.
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>>219010901
such a perfectly psychotic post
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>>218993084
Pig nose spic
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>>219000914
You mad xochitil?

KEK
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>>219012250
that's why i come here
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>>218993084
>wot if the playground was evil
>mental innit?
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>>219001616
4chan is 90% spic and jeet now, so they worship slop like Xzotihchpol Gomez
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>>219010340
Not bad, but sometimes she'll look like Mr. Bean and you can't unsee
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>>218993084
That nose lol
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>>219001616
she a cute
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>>219011470
pretty much
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>>219012250
but he wasn’t wrong
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>>218993615
dang
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>>219005477
Such as?
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>>218995866
Cuddlecomfort. Some of the women on there are willing to fuck too.
>>218995475
Delays, cancellations, etc once disney realized they needed to cut the shit if they want marvelslop to bring in money again. Even now they're still too bloated. I'm pissed about Armor Wars though. I wanted to see Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer again.
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>>219002176
The woman at the grocery store service desk is much prettier than this. Mayra I love you but I know it would never work out even if it did happen. Fuck all this shit.



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