Will Steven protect the lore?
>>218993959OH LAWD DEM TRUMPS
>>218993959Why do unfunny comedians get asked to write for franchises? Danny McBride RUINED Halloween and the Exorcist.
>>218993959In the clip of him talking to Peter Jackson he said he was doing a movie set in the beginning chapters of Fellowship, the stuff the movies skipped over in the Shire.
>>218993995because all Hollywood jobs are just favors handed out to buddies who tow the line.
People hate this shithead. Why is he being pushed this hard beyond agitprop?
>>218994059That's a conspiracy theory. Colbert's son is the screenwriter and he seems on the up and up.
>>218994332Ah yes, Colbert's son, the well known director, known for uh? uh?well, he did get the LOTD franchise despite doing NOTHING before that but why should that be suspicious
>>218993959yes, but its going to be obnoxious. every other line is going to be a reference to something only in the books, and the woman lead is going to be shown as so smart for discovering these things.
>>218993995He wasn't asked. He's went to them.
>>218993959lore/plotfags deserve what they get.Who the fuck cares.
>>218993959this is like wil wheaton writing star trek
>>218994059This
>>218993959I cant wait until this is somehow worked into it.
>>218994059Pretty much this. You either know/are related to some producer or agent who has enough clout to get you a job. Or you're related to some actor/actress big enough where they can make demands like "I'll do this movie if you give my kid some small speaking role in this or some future movie". Regardless, talent is not required and it's starting to show. Old school jews used to actually be really good with writing and humor, but their talentless kids get prime spots working for Hollywood just because....because.Want proof? For every 1 nepo baby you name who is actually successful/famous and have well known work that is completely separated from their "connection", I'll name you 3 talentless ones that are even more famous.
TWO NAZGULS??
>>218993959I thought Frodo didn't die he just left on a boat to live with the Elves.
>>218993959Voldemort is now TrumpThe Wands are now Vaxes
>>218996071What thread do you think this is?
>>218993959He's an autistic lorefag and would protect the lotr lore. He has shown disdain to people who didn't know or broke the lore before.
Colbert is literally a television clown. I'm sure he has a strong knowledge of lotr, the vast majority of which he got in his teenage years. However he has lived in a completely different world for many years and is not suitable at all to do this. Get a proper fantasy writer or failing that, a NEET neckbeard with a lot of online posts about the franchise.
>>218995871No no no see now we pretend that time period didn't happen
>>218993959This is a dream>Then it is a very bad dream.
>>218993959Will this faggot please retire already.
>>218994087It is a fuck you from WB to Ellison before Paramount takes over. Same with black Snape. It is called salting the earth behind you so the next guy gets fucked
Anyone can write the next LOTR instaplment if they want, doesn't mean it will go anywhere.I'm cowriting the next LOTR too
How does he cope with the fact that Trump has turned out to be the best president America has ever had
>>218995871>>218996565Indeed, people seem to forget this happened.
Is Hollywood trying to just die off on purpose?
TWO BREAKFASTS???
>>218993959>protect the loreSorry chud but death of the author exists.
Did this guy ever even talk about lotr/tolkien on his show? Like, ever?
>>218999530That was actually 5D Chess to get liberals to take the vaccine.
>>218993959His reward for pushing the death jabs. Abs disgusting pos.
>>218999890Yea, apparantly. I never watched it tho
>>219000105>yes>but I couldn't tell yaGee, thanks.
>>218999530no, we just remember he wasn't to one to MANDATE the shit
bump
>>219001140Spraying vaccines directly into people's faces was a metal move.
>>218999890Yeah he brings it up and he challenged a guest to obscure book trivia at least once
It's weird to see people who I would bet a large sum of money on being unable to not only be able to read the books, but I know have never read the books be upset at someone who knows them better than the majority of people is writing a new movie.
>>218996013It’s highly implied that Frodo and Bilbo are killed on the way. They can’t go to Valinor. They’re still corrupted by the Ring, so they’re killed and thrown into the ocean once they’re far enough out to see.
>>218993959Good for him. He knows his shit, is obsessive about it, & thats the most you can hope for in a writer these days, since most writers are just hired based on having written hits, not for their knowledge of the source material. So the movie’s got that going for it.Somewhere in this film, Robert Plant will finally get the role he was born to play.
>>219006220sea*
>>218993959>SO...>SAURON...
>>218999890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr3rise0WYchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bixQHRZQ7mwA big reason why /tvpol/ is seething is Stephen is an actual fan and more knowledgeable than they'll ever be.
>>218993959>ColbertWhat the fuck? Does he have ANY fantasy writing experience AT ALL?????
Nobody talks about the LOTR seriesIt doesn't matter what the swamp people produce because people will memoryhole it
>>218993985/thread
>>218994332>Colbert's son will ssave us from hollywood nepotism
is he still smart without glasses, or just more creepy?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0
to be honest he has more writing experience than Cavill
>>219006306Most likely, yes.
>>219006173This.
>>219006362>Most likely, yes.So no. Got it.
>>219006355do you think the issue here is his writing experience? or are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>218993959>strider stares right at the camera >vaccines are safe and good
>>219006282>DAUROOOOON
>>218993959>TWO TOWERS!
>>219006392
LORE means nothing to these miscreants LORE is a sacred pact between MAN and WOMAN and not once where children have penis chopped to become WOMAN the woke mob have ytou believe it not real
>>218996369https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFa-a5baDY&pp=ygUcc3RlcGhlbiBjb2xiZXJ0IHJvYmVydCBwbGFudNIHCQnbCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3Dnigga that mf lives and breathes this shit. Good luck finding another writer, showrunner or producer with colberts experience who can launch into random tolkein prose at the drop of the hat.
>>219006472This guy could run a theater with that level of projection
>>218993959>frodos deathWe're not off to a good start. Frodo didn't die.
>>219006392not really i was just referencing the same meme as the OP. I think its a bad idea no matter who was writing it, especially having the gall to even consider writing a sequel even if its a wrap around story. even Hunt for Gollum seems pretty harmless in comparison
>>219006253Knowing all the specific events of a story doesn't mean you have a solid grasp on its guiding ethos. People are worried that a man whose career consists of ideological proselytizing will see this as one more opportunity to continue doing that for which he has become popular.
>>219006475
>>219006485Be careful anon, someone could trace your yt account by this link, an asshole of a certain tribe almost doxxed me once this way
>>219006388I mean, he's literally a writer and he's obsessed with lotr. I would wager that yes he's written fantasy.
>>219006527>i only know of colbert from his current gig.>and i’ll assume I know what he knows about what tolkeins “guiding ethos” wasHoly fuck now I remember why i hated LotR, not bc of the books but bc of the legions of retarded fans.
>>219006509Yes he did lmao
>>219006605I really don't think these upset people are lotr fans, I would wager most of them can't even read. If you notice, they aren't targeting his writing or knowledge.
I thought you guys said Tolkien wasn't woke but it turns out he hated Hitler
>>218993959If this unfunny faggot had any respect at all for Tolkein he wouldn't be trying to write a sequel. Tokein famously abandoned the sequel to LOTR saying it would ruin the achievements of the fellowship. This buttplug isn't 1/10th the writer Tolkein was and he has the gall to do something Tolkein himself felt shouldn't be done.
>>219006220Utterly retarded fan theory
>>219006638Hitler was unironically giga woke in that he wanted to destroy Germany's history and traditions and replace it with something he preferred which he called more German even though it wasn't
>>218993959Ukraine got the shit kicked out of it and there's a media blackout on the subject. Teehee!
>>219006548They could try but they wouldn't get very far. My digital footprint is a hot mess of 30 years of obfuscation. No one knows if i’m 19, 49, male, female, black white red yellow rich poor self employed unemployed retired, single, separated divorced married, widowed, kids, no kids, 12kids, dead kids, even the mil thinks i went & got a sex change. you name it it all turns up when my fucking insurance company calls with questions.I am a fart in the wind.
>>219006485The entire argument against Colbert being the writer boils down to>He made fun of my orange pedophile idol, he cannot be allowed to do anything now.As you said Stephen is probably one of the most knowledgeable people on earth when it comes to Tolkin. Also he allegedly didn't care about Rings of Power calling it a Bezos adaptation and not a Tolkin one. So that gives him a lot of cred.
LOTR is a profoundly conservative and Christian work of art. And the new guy in charge is the biggest progressive woke SJW commie on TV. Motherfucker what the do you think is going to happen? It's going to be Rings of Power x1000. Trannies, niggers, girlbosses, Satanic worship, homosexual sex, abortions, race baiting... Fuck you all who support it. I feel like there needs to be a fatwa called on this four-eyed motherfucker
>they be doing it to spite the chuds
>>219006641>Tokein famously abandoned the sequel to LOTR saying it would ruin the achievements of the fellowship.I sure wish Disney would have had the brains to do the same for Star Wars.
>>219006896Your post is hilarious. He mindlessly spouts whatever propaganda the Washington swamp tells him to make viral. Supported by spin artists and writers, as well as laugh tracks. Nobody will remember Colbert
>>219007101>He mindlessly spouts whatever propaganda the Washington swamp tells him to make viral.>Washington swampAnything trump tells him?Oh /pol/, your delusions would be cute if they weren't so retarded and you didn't back a pedo cabal that was directly responsible for your creation.
>>218993959>14 years after frodos death>somehow aragorn has been corrupted by power>one halfling (black) sets out to purify the realm>on the journey he meets a lost nazgul (also black and doesn't hide the face) and aragorns lost son (asian + gay + comedic relief)>go through all the known places with flashbacks of the movies for memberberries>once they meet aragorn they find out that he got corrupted by the new ring and is no homophobic towards his son because he is secretly in love with legolas>aragorns wife is secretly in love with the niggergulCalling it.
>>219006964No it's not lmao. It's a fake mythology for Britain.
But the grifters told me merger will make warner based again?
Wrapping"Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began."Around a retelling of the early flight from the Shire chapters, that they have the rights to.
>>219007294>if you don't want to pay for diversity hires that generate jobs for building trans toilets in every village with your tax money YOU ARE CONDITIONED BY ORANGE MANMaybe try not lying and making up new dysgenic laws just for financial greed next time
>>219006430>THE DRUMPF LORD >THE VANCEGUL
>>218993959>will the hyperpartisan political late-night "comedian" stay true to the source material of the story he's adapting
>>218993959TWO RINGS
any IP with a smidge of masculine undertones will get completely smeared now
>>218994014It's gonna be about Sam's daughter girlbossing her way to feminist gloryThen Tombombadil will show up to do the vax-scene dance
>frodo get vax
>>218995945>Old school jews used to actually be really good with writingNo, they just stole old books and plays and threw in their self-depricating and racist jokes.
>>218993959Could be huge. There's a built-in audience of at LEAST 20 people dying to see this.
>>219006173>being unable to not only be able to read the books, but I know have never read the books
>>218996091
You are all genuinely and unironically retarded. Like seriously euthanize yourselves you wastes of space. WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEING KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT LORE HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A GOOD WRITER?
his knowledge of tolkein is impressive but there's no way he won't interject drumpf The Boys style messaging into everything
>>219010170If his knowledge of tolkein was impressive he'd know tolkien would be deeply offended by anyone writing a sequel to his magnum opus, much less an ass-blasted political shill like colbert. The sheer arrogance and lack of shame.
>>218993959What the fuck you weren't kidding>2 days agoIt's nice I've got the good sense to stop caring about these things anymore
>>219006220You should be killed right now.
>>218996186Maybe but he’s also a sellout and loves being on the “right side of history”, so we will see if he compromises being a lorefag to please the right people
>Lord dem rangz two is in production
I was assured by pajeet shills that rope would make billions and be hugely popular and that didn't happen, is there any reason to expect different from this?
>>219009999nice quads, steve
>>218993959colbert might be the biggest jerk in hollywood today. his show got cancelled and hundred people fired because he refused to take a paycut. now hes stealing work from writers because hes got connections and nothing else to do. faggot has never written anything serious. doubtful he wrote his books. i would sooner give this job to a high school senior because at least theres a chance he would do the right thing and just copy paste tolkien.
by frodo's "death" does he mean after he goes west?
>>218993959I really wish English people would be more upset ans outraged over things like this. An american who has never lived in the English countryside is never going to understand the shire or lord of the rings truely. They can enjoy it and understand parts of it but theyve never lived that
>>219011144This. America does not have a country side or any rural areas or small towns.
>>219011240See how you dont get it. And think of the most shallow and basic version. Good job proving my point
>>218996013He left to live the rest of his life in the West, but it's not like he became immortal or something there. He'd still grow old and die (peacefully, with a healed soul), then get to live in actual Heaven with God (if you choose to interpret the Gift of Men that way, which I do).
>>219011389There's no evidence Hobbits go to heaven. Its unclear if Hobbits are Children of Eru or abominations like dwarves.
>>219011403I'm pretty sure Hobbits are Men of a kind, but I can't pull a citation out for that. That said, I don't actually know if Tolkien ever mentioned what happens to Dwarves (or Ents or Great Eagles) when they die. I wouldn't be surprised either way.
>>219011389>but it's not like he became immortal or somethingIf the 9 human ring wraiths can live forever by putting on rings so can someone who goes to the UNDYING LANDS. Don't be such a buzzkill.
>>219011550>UNDYING LANDSFeanor's mom died in Aman. So did the Teleri (lmaos BTFO)
>>218993959Yes. Everybody's gay.
>>219011550the professor explicitly makes clear in some of his correspondence that Frodo and Sam will eventually die in Eressea.
>>219011550>UNDYING LANDSGo home, Pharazon, you're drunk.
>>219011637Not dead though. Ar-Pharazon and his forces are brought back to fight in the Dagor Dagorath (although which side they'll be on is unclear).
>>219011539They go the the Halls of Mandos too but to a side chamber and are separate from humans and elves. Eru imcluded them in his cration when he saw them first of them interact with Aule.
>>219011624"eventually" in tolkein speak could be thousands of years.
TWO TOWERS? WHY DOES SAURON NEED TWO TOWERS?
>>218997726Black Snape was a thing long before the Ellisons got involved.Though I agree Colbert probably is Zsaszlov's fuck you on the way out to them.
>>219006292No it isn't you absolute fucking moron. Tolkiens books are free to the public, anyone can read them and become a heckin expert on HobbitsThe reason the entire reason why people are so upset about this is because this guy is an extremely unpleasant, horrible, annoying, narcissistic political person who shoves his shit in other people's faces unapologetically to the absolute MAX despite having a better life than everyone else on the planet. Sensitive topics like the COVID vaccine that were resulting in people losing their livelihoods that has now been outed be official sources as being dangerous, he would literally dance around about that in the most obnoxious ways possible on purpose, and now, these people that love Tolkiens work, these people that are Christians and Catholics, and obviously conservative, living their little innocent lvies, are now gonna have this freak being a main hand beind this beloved work. That's clearly why it bothers them so much and you know that this is what it is, and you'd say that, if you weren't lying, you dishonest fuckin faggotSorry Mr.Retard, but anyone with any real quality of character and awareness over what has been going on over the past almost decade hates Colberts guts. He is one of the most unneapealing human beings on the planet. He is so fucking gross, annoying, shallow and fucked up. He's a shitty obviouse kike comedian who should stay the fuck away from this shit. They could have gotten anyone and they picked him? Fuck jews.
>>219011793>most unneapealing
>>219011793don't bother explaining it. They already know. they just pretend not to.they want to halt conversation, not have one
>>219011837this >>219011793 is just a dumbass virtue signaling rant by someone who wants to fit in
I can't wait for this mentally deranged eunuch faggot with testosterone levels of a 90 year old grandma to rage about TWO TOWERS GUMP and explain how Gondor is actually like modern day San Francisco
>>218994623>>218994332>the well known directorSo well known anon called him Colbert's son instead of his name.
>>218993959He's a Leftist, so the answer is no.>>218993995I didn't watch the new Halloween movies, but they didn't look so bad.
>>218993959orc lives matterhobbits are racist nazisthe shire is place of immigrantsgollum is a saint
>>219006630We've had plenty of Dune and especially Lord of the Rings thread, even Witcher threads, to show that people on this board do read the books. But Colbert is the type of superfan who will put down or show off how much he knows of the lore just to shut other fans down. I remember watching a video where a YouTuber commented on a fan asking a question at the Rings of Power comic con panel and Colbert said how he had read the Silmarillion numerous times just to shut the fan down.
>>219007741That's a lot of crying over the fact you're a puppet of the esptein class and a pedophile.Colbert won, BTW.
>>218993959Don't worry lads, it's not like Colbert has ever taken over a beloved brand before only to speedrun it into the ground so hard that there's literally nothing left.
>>219013500
>>218993959Just because you know the lore doesn't make you a good writer. Look at House of the Dragon.
>>218996013They still die eventually. Gimli also goes to Valinor with Legolas in his old age and dies.
>>218993959He won. Seethe chuds.
>>219013500Wonder what Letterman's take on republicans cancelling another CBS comedy show that mock them, like they did with The Smothers Brothers. Which got cancelled because they made fun of another criminal war monger who pretend to be the peace president, (Nixon since you clearly don't know.)Oh wait, we have his personal views on it, from his own channel too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYpwujMwCSg
>>219014002We shall see. The kind of people who like colbert hate LOTR and vice versa so they're probably not getting a good reception to this news.
>>219014093What? I love both LotR and Colbert. The only negative reception is coming from the usual conservatives who just hate Colbert.
>>219013500>"I taught him everything he knows."- Jar Jar Abrams
>>219014177Got the video where he says that?
>>219014152Shame on you for liking such white supremacist, nigger-free material anon tsk tsk.
>>218993959GIRLBOSS SLAY QWEEN the movie. AIDS incoming.
Columbine should'ver been this thread
>>219014002>He won.Pretty sure i won because i ain't watching his slop.
>>218993959>When you think the rape train has stopsnope,not this time,not ever
>>219014214>videoBut surely you'd prefer to see these two titans of failure live? Only $250 a ticket! Pay. NOW.
>>219014233We get it, you're a conservative, and a pedophile.At least sauron didn't rape kids, like the epstien class. Although conservatives are always take pleasure in raping the environment like saruman did with Isengard and the surrounding forests, but it's all for the sake of job, eh?
>>219014344Holy h*ck this is just what the world needs right now.
>>219014344So no proof, got it.Did find that Colbert and Conan did a show at NJPAC, that would be fun to watch.
>>219014442There was Jim Gaffigan as well
>>219014474And Paul Giamatti and well. It's almost like this is a recurring thing... His best work will always be John Adams, don't (you) me.
>>218993959He does genuinely care about the lore, which is more than can be said about most people who write for these franchises. However I still don't trust him if he's gonna be writing some post-LotR fanfic. He might be able to keep the lore facts straight, but he'll probably stand by and let the tone get butchered.
>they don't knowst about Skibidi Bidenhow could he not get the job, really?
>>219014507>He might be able to keep the lore facts straightThe lore has gone out the window already in the synopsis. None of that shit happened he's pulling it out of his ass.
>>219014442>So no proof, got it.You seem to be under the impression I was trying to suggest that was a legitimate quote. Calling him "Jar Jar Abrams" didn't clue you in that perhaps my post was not meant to be taken be entirely seriously?
>>219014608>I made it the fuck upYou could have saved us a lot of trouble by just saying that from the beginning. But it's clear you're going to for the 'I was merely pretending' route to try to save face since you didn't expect someone to take you to task.Stick to objective facts next time if you want to taken seriously.
>>219014585It's honestly amazing how many secondaries and fake fans of LOTRs and Tolkien this has exposed since they wrongly think that a mortal living in Valinor means they'll no longer die themself.
>>219014812>Valinor means they'll no longer die themself.My friend Sauron said it was true why would he lie?
>>219014677It was a shitpost you absolute lunatic. A bit of fun. >Stick to objective facts next time if you want to taken seriously.It was obviously not meant to be taken seriously, that's the point. Dear oh dear, some of you are so mindbroken by politics I'm starting to think I might need to attach trigger warnings to my posts.>DANGER: Contains traces of humor. May infuriate retards.
>TWO TOWERS?!?
>>219014863>Reddit frogInto the trash it goes
>>219014812What does any of that have to do with the post you're replying to?
>>219014841Common sense, anon. What is the main complaint fake fans are citing? Come on, you can connect 2 dots. I know you got it in you.
>>218993995Okay the new Halloweens did suck, but McBride isn't unfunny. Also his cowriter is just as much to blame
>>218993959This is a big well-poisoning "fuck you" to the Ellisons before Paramount Skydance officially takes over WB. Same with the Harry Potter reveal of Black Snape completely with a release date. It's no coincidence that both of these things happened at the same time. This is all a petty act of sabotage.
>>219011793>>219011837Based>>219006292>>219011857Cringe
>>219015250>Ellisons before Paramount Skydance officially takes over WBThat assume that happens still given the Ellisons and trump openly conspired to make the merger happen and sabotaged the WB and Netflix merger. This is going to be tied up in courts for years.
>>219012834>they didn't look so badthey were the best friday the 13th movies of the 2020s.
>Frodo's death
>>218993959what's with these posts saying 'colbert won'? can't be colbert fans, the few remaining viewers he had were over 60are you lotr fans? are you actually excited to see what colbert does?I mean.... why?are you just here to "own le chuds"?are you even people? are you bots? pajeets? shitposters? is there any chance of this movie being good? of course there isn't, we all know thatso why defend colbert?
>>219014812Its the psudes that think Frodo going to the undying lands as some sort of death allegory that everyone is mad about. Frodo goes to Valinor so he can be healed and presumably live for a few more decades
>>218993959Lol why does /tv/ cancel culture get into such a panty bind over this guy? Do you really care that people make fun of Trump that much?
>>219015681Except this theory is instantly undermined by the 2nd post above yours.
>>219015591It's WB shills, because they still think muh social media impressions equal views. They took absolutely no lesson from Rings of Power losing billion dollars, and Amazon was incredibly aggressive with their spam campaign here.
The weight of his burden killed Frodo. He went to Valinor to live out his remaining time in peace. Frodo is a WW1 veteran.
>>219015591Tangerine.
>>219015740I don't give a SHIT about that, Tolkien had clear intentions to give Frodo mercy from the damage the ring caused him. Anyone who thinks Frodo went to Valinor to die has perverted Tolkiens work for some anti-life euthanasia allegory, I hate them
>>218993959>tease fall of Arnor trilogy 2 months ago >just joking were going to hug the LOTR timeline till everyone is dead why the fuck do they keep doing this the war of the ring is 1% of the entire story. there are shitloads of cool things that could be made into epic films #1 being the kin strife
>>219015806Indeed. Frodo was only in his 50's when he went but bilbo, sam and gimli were just about dead when they crossed. Why would the elves take them across the sea if they're just gonna drop dead soon after they get there, robbing them of a grave where their descendants can pay their respects and remember them?
>>219015734there are trump cock suckers all over 4chan it used to be really bad on pol not so much now. there is just spill over here seething about this guy cause he made fun of their hero for years.that said this movie is a retarded idea
>>219015749>It's WB shillsshit you're probably right, should've thought of that>Amazon was incredibly aggressive with their spam campaign hereoof, don't remind methey were dark days for /tv/
>>219006220lmfao this is hilarious, especially how much its making snowflakes seethe
>>219015834Bilbo, Sam and Gimli did not go through what Frodo did. Sam eases the burden a little but it is a fraction of what Frodo had to deal with.Now you're right they dont drop dead when they cross over but it is the final journey of their lives, they go there to live out the end of their years.
>>219015899yeah it got 2 replies in 9 hours I haven't seen seething levels this high in years.
>>219015888Your hero did a dance and you rushed to get stabbed in your tranny dick.
This entire thread is just 2 jeets samefagging their own posts
>>219015834Gimli was Legolas's friend so , the dwarf had protection against ElfPAC. Bilbo though ....
>>219006173I can admit Colbert knows his shit far more than I but that also doesn't mean he's a good writer nor that he should be allowed to make an official product
>>219015962I am not American and could give a fuck you jew/trump cock sucking tard
>>218993959if you need proof that we are all dead and this is hell and this doesn't convince you, you definitely belong here.
>>219015995That foam can't be good for the power supply. stupid fucking pajeet.
>>219015834Well Bilbo is a strange case. Even Tolkien was weirded out by the implications.
>>219015806Stop being obtuse, it's not a choice between Frodo outlived all the other hobbits and the ship crew ganked him before they reached Valinor.Frodo could have made it and still died early.The only fact from Tolkien we have is that you don't magically become immortal if you go to the undying land. Meaning Fordo will still die.
>>219016014>I am not AmericanEven worse, your neobolshevik government mandated that you have to get stabbed in your tranny dick just because they saw Colbert do a little dance.
>>219015749>>219015897Least obvious samefagging by a paramount shill
>>219016000>Check them digits!Colbert would likely cast a Swedish German as Samwise, John Boyega as Frodo, Michelle Obama as Samwise's daughter.
>>219016090back to ptg kike
>>219016031Hell isn't real, because Colbert killed his own show and instead of fucking off forever, they gave him Lord of the Rings.The fuck would Satan do? Boil me in oil? Whoop-di-doo.
>>219016031>writer who is a huge tolkien fan is writing the new lotr movie>we literally live in hell because I disagree with his political opinions You people are just as annoying as vegans.
>>219016111I have a bad feeling that they are going to have the old actors and try and AI de age them
>>219016088Yes he will still die decades or perhaps even a century after he arrives in Valinor (presumed they were able to heal him) Saying Frodo died when he went on the boat is anti-life euthanasia propaganda
>>218993959>Will Steven protect the lore?Of course! He's totally a huge fan and would never dream of ruining his beloved Tolkien with cack-handed political allegory. Pic unrelated.
>>218993959Will a Hollywood liberal protect the lore of a beloved story that contains traditional values?Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>219016157>writerBiden's aparatchik who wasn't able to keep his own propaganda show alive.>tolkien's fanBezos said exactly the same thing and then he made Roped Tranny of Power that nobody watched.
>>219016157>huge faggot propaganda merchant is a 'le fan'do you have to remember to breathe?
>>219016185>Nooo you can't heckin make fun of Sauron he's the best lord of middle earth we've ever had!
>>219016157I could give a fuck he made fun of the fat orange baboon. my issue with this is they are milking the LOTR timeline to death. they need to go to another point in the timeline then I would have no issue with colbert making a film
>>219016157Goebbels was a huge lotr fan too.
>>219016200>>219016208>>219016237You have an unhealthy obsession with politics. Go outside.
>>219016185Saruman did not conspire with Sauron to win the white wizard election, it's all fake news!
>>219016166If they do it might work with the Hobbits.Even Billy Boyd looks young for his age, Sean Astin needs to lose more of his weight though. Though if you look at any of the other actors yeah they need to de-age them quite a bit. This doesnt have to be done with CGI. Jackson's team of Wetaworks can do that.
>>219016180Stop creating strawmen arguments if you want to be taken seriously.
>>219016280you have an unhealthy retarded brain, reddit retard.
>>219016078Had the same exact thought
>>219016280>You have an unhealthy obsession with politics>t.maxxvaxxed Colbert shill
I knew he would get a better job after he was fired. stay shook
>>219016319NTA but there was one idiot in the thread who did say Frodo and Bilbo died on the boat.
>>219016237LOTR was published in the 50sHobbit was published 1937-1938.So maybe a Hobbit fan.
>>218993959April fool's day isn't for a few more days.
>>219016303I just don't get why they were teasing a fall of Arnor series of films if this is what they were really planning. the other issue is there is really not much that happens between Hobbiton and Bree that could stretch into a film
>>219016280you should tell colbert to go outside, lmao
>>218993959No, but it won't be as bad as Rings of Power so shills will say it's good just because of that comparison
>>218993959The bigger problem is Philippa Boyens, I don't think she has written anything original in her life. Correct me if I'm wrong
>>219016358Which is my point, it's not a binary choice between>Fordo and Bilbo get ganked on the boat before they arrive>Fordo lived 50+ more yearsFordo could still easily die in the gap between that.The only thing more stupid is the people who think Fordo magically became immortal, which is not how Valinor works.
don't worry /tv/bros by our faggot powers combined we will protect the lore with which a barely-significant proportion of us are even familiar
>>218993959I don't think there's a big overlap between people who don't hate colbert and lotr fans.
I hate the guy but he's a legit Tolkien nerd. But he'll still fuck it up though.
>>219016478I don't hate Colbert and I'm a LotR fan.
I wrote >>219016463 but I also couldn't agree more with >>219016448. at times I think she's like an intellectually impaired school friend they took on out of pity
>>219015250>destroy successful show>lose untold millions>get (rightly) shitcanned>destroy another successful franchise out of spite before being kicked out of Hollywood foreverWhat a legacy
>>219016478I hate Colbert and am a LOTR fan
>>218993959I thought Frodo went to the Undying Lands with the elves and became immortal or something. Wasn't that his reward for destroying the One Ring?
>>219016507NO YOU HAVE TO HATE HIM OTHERWISE YOU'RE NOT A TRUE FAN WE HAVE BARRED THE GATES YOU SHALL NOT PASS HELP ME OUT WITH A TRANNY REFERENCE OF SOME KIND?
>>219016478Tolkien isn't just popular tradcath larpers anon.
>>219016478I neither hate Colbert nor am I lotr fan
>>219016478I hate Colbert and hate lotr fans
>>219016511>undisclosed sources claimProbably David Elision making shit up agian.
>>219016551He'd still die there eventually because he's not an elf. But the concept of this movie is still retarded
>>219016504>he's a legit Tolkien nerdSo was Bezos. He made Galadriel cheat with Sauron.
>>219016557get out of your hugbox more often, r/politics.
>>219016448one of the cast complained about her writing lol>“It’s Philippa Boyens. She puts all this stuff in there that doesn’t make sense. She was taken on board because she was the Tolkien expert. I can tell the lines that Philippa wrote. Like in the third film where I’m playing Gorbag, and when I finally come up from the big orc fight that starts over the Mithril vest, and I’m going to say, ‘I’m going to bleed you like a stuck pig.'”>One of Ure’s most famous “Rings” scenes is the “Two Towers” fight that breaks out between the Orcs and Uruk-hai over whether or not some of the hungry Orcs can eat the hobbits Pippin and Merry. The fight culminates in a Uruk-hai proclaiming, “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!” >“There’s a lot of stuff that doesn’t really make sense. Of course they wouldn’t know what a menu was,” Ure told Thrillist. “You’re not going to start debating the writing, because maybe then they are going to run away and rewrite it and then you are going to be sitting there in all that stuff. Really, at the end of the day, you just want it to be over and get out of that stuff. I had no idea that this scene had become so famous.”>https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/lord-of-the-rings-scripts-dont-make-sense-philippa-boyens-1234630702/
>>219016478I am neutral on this matter because I was born with a heart full of neutrality
>>219016561I sort of wish I could be you, anon.
>>219016478Leftists only pretend to like things hence why starfleet academy was shitcanned.
>>219016599I mean, I think that's probably the least controversial part of that show. Galadriel is a giga bitch
>>219016607>She was taken on board because she was the Tolkien expert
>>219016478It's just rightoids being bitter, as usual.
>>219016609
>>219016599Sure they're both Tolkien nerds, it doesn't mean they aren't retarded though
>>219016625
>>219016601Ironic post
>>219016640Galadriel is such a massive cunt in ROPE it makes it impossible to watch
>>219016684Your communist show got cancelled lol. No more tranny brainrot.
>>219016679>they're both Tolkien nerds, it doesn't mean they aren't retardedif /tv/ unconsciously proves nothing else it's that
>>219016707Name one thing in ROPE that *doesn't* make it impossible to watch.
>>219016684>no YOU guys are the virtue signalers
>>219016607Kek, great readShe shoved her kids into the movies too
>>218993959I could never watch something made by a man that insulted the greatest president in my lifetime and American history Donald J Trump. Colbert can and will burn in hell for what he has said over the years.
>>219016714trying just a smidge too hard there, bruh
>>219016752>no puppet, YOU'RE THE THE PUPPET!
>>219016753as hama's son, apparently. because tolkien expert philippa boyens knows only a tiny number of rohirric mens' names
>>219016783This but unironically. Anybody who insults President Trump or Israel is a left wing snowflake that should be deplatformed.
>>219016319I literally don't understand what you are talking about. The thread has the words "After Frodos death" which implies Frodo died within Sam's lifetime. Which is erroneous and contradicts Tolkien's intentions. My gripe is this adaptation can't even get the very premise right in the first sentence.
>>219016753lol everyone thought this was Vigo's son.
>>219016448 (me) Oh she did write the animated War of the Rohirrim. So I'm confident it will at least be better than Rangs of Power, that's probably most one can ask for these days
>>219016588>>219016551No, he's still going to die. Also the only reason Frodo got to go was Arwen gave her equivalent of her ticket to board the ship. But the movie didn't explain that.
>>219016607huh. there's also a link on that page to another member of the Buffy cast pegging it
>>218993959No it's a leftist dog whistle. It's their way to signal "we are claiming this" It's gonna fucking suck and when it bombs they will blame the original fans and right wing chuds. You know this, we all know this.
I'll be legitimately surprised if this gets made. Rings of power must be doing terrible numbers and would have been cancelled if they hadn't already paid for 4 seasons. Nobody wants this amateurish unofficial fanfiction trash and if they think putting colbert out there is going to help I suspect they're in for a surprise.
>>219016511He's never getting kicked out of Hollywood. He'll just keep failing upwards.>Colbert to replace Iger as CEO of DisneyScreencap this post.
>>218993985>not OH LAWD DEM SCOOPS
>>219016905>she did write the animated War of the Rohirrimyeah I take back all the contumely there's an achievement to be proud of
>>219016884Figuratively, there's nothing Tollkien has written that says Fordo will outlive all the other Hobbits from the fellowship. The only thing he specifically laid out was that Fordo did not become immortal, like any other mortal who goes to the Undying Land. So unless you can uncover some writing saying otherwise, you're trying to speak for something that doesn't exist.Although now thinking about itImagine if they do the rug pull and the ending of movie is Sam making it to Valinor and he's greeted by Frodo who didn't actually die. But then people would throw a bitch fit over that too.
>>219016961>You know this, we all know this.Presumptuous much, you prick-eating mongoloid?
>>219016829yep, that means...something.
>>219017072Yes
>>219017092(you)
>>219017120Another fine addition to my, collection.
>>219017056It's always funny when lefty faggots come here to own the chuds and start using homophobic and racist slurs that they're not allowed to use back home.
>>219016511I would be shocked if the LotR thing actually ends up getting off the ground. This just feels like all involved getting a big development payday.
>>219017027>contumelyCool word, it's in my vocabulary now. You can have superfluity in exchange
>>219017199Funnier when shitlickers like yourself try playing to what they think is a receptive crowd of like-minded parties and receive no support though.
Here's an idea: why doesn't he just come up with his own characters and world and story that just happens to be similar to LOTR? There would be so much more freedom to be creative, which is what "creatives" are supposed to want to do.
>>219017245No he's right
>>219017271because that would do nothing to advance the cause of wringing shekels out of a moribund franchise
>>219017245You can't simultaneously pretend gay lefty faggots own 4chan and that 4chan is the internet hate machine full of evil chuds you know. Fucking retard.
>>219017304He's clearly wrong
>>219016753>Playing the Two Towers game before the movie came out, because one of the draws was getting to see scenes from the movie early. >That kid shows up>My straight male cousin: "She's hot.">We go to see the movie, and it's very clearly a boy. >mfw I turn to my cousin
>>219017046Thats true there are ways the Colbert could make it work, so maybe I'm writing it off top soon. They could also have Sam be extremely old.
>>219017321He has my support, you do not
>>219017319>You can't simultaneously pretend gay lefty faggots own 4chan and that 4chan is the internet hate machine full of evil chuds you knowThis a false dilemma and you're one stupid pig's cunt even for what you are.
>>219017345WHAT A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>219017245What a fucking retard
>>218993959Shouldn't Colbert just be hired as a Tolkien ADVISOR during the screenwriting process?? I think his encyclopedic knowledge would best serve as a reference guide, not an actual writer. Can Jackson just not gatekeep the writing to him, Boyens, & his wife like before??
>>218993959Let me guess some orange despot takes over gondor or something and its up to an unlikely alliance between all the races of middle earth (including orcs) to stop him.
>>219017319this>>219017365you're not a woman, but you can be 41%
>>219017354no u(dusts off hands)my work here appears to be done
>>219017365>prick-eating mongoloid>shitlickers>pig's cuntOh you're still pretending to be from here? Where do people even use these "insults"?
>>219017354>No Sword, Bow or AxeNGMI
>>219017316I don't think it is about money DESU. Like with Star Wars I think it is more about burying the good stuff under an avalanche of crap with the same name.
>>219017422you suck at this brah. for some reason there's always one like you ie the dipshit who always tries much too hard to fit in
>>218999890Yeah, he's legit a huge fan. Before LoTR even came out, they had Viggo on The Daily Show, and he had brought a gift for Colbert, because he knew that he was such a huge Tolkien nerd.
>>219017422discord of corsh
>>219017345Never, ever stop reminding your cousin he said this
>>219017422Somewhere everybody shares an inborn talent for upsetting your dumb ass, I'd hazard.
>>219017461Leftards and their corporations already burned a billion dollars on one Tolkien adaptation, I don't gives a shit if they put a communist propagandist faggot in charge of losing another billion.
>>219017419no U, ploppy pants
>>219017461He also talked about calling in all his favors to be able to see the 17 minute preview (It was the Mines of Moria segment) at the Cannes and later getting a ticket to see the sneak peak of Fellowship (Only to be forced to miss it because he was called last minute to do a segment on the daily show)
>>219017521They'll just print more. It's not about the money.
>>219017521>I don't gives a shit
>>219017521Why can't I hold all this virtue signaling?
>>219017509I don't think anybody is going to be upset by insults that a teenage NPC in a video game would use
>>219017576Your maxxie vaxxie hero will lose Warner Brothers hindreds of millions of dollars and more of you niggers will end up jobless. Cannot wait. Half of you is already gone.
>>219017612That would certainly explain why you're so caught up making a performance of not being upset.
>>219010905Not reallyWell it might be worse, so there's that
>>219017461He's also well connected with most of the principle cast because they did this LotR rap for the 20th anniversary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dU1HZ_73MNo Ian Mckellen, but that's because Gandalf doesn't rap, or do weddings.
>>219017173>yes, I admit I'm just a faggot who wants attention
>>219017618>Reddit Frog>Election touristThe most iconic cancer to plague 4chan
>>219016687yeah, comrade, i'm sure you colbert fans are making rangz a smash hit. a more communist lotr is what fans were all waiting for.
>>219017543
Imagine the black Snape memes tho
>>219017723If colbert had fans his show wouldn't be cancelled
>>219017245disgusting subhuman.
>>219017713Your seething is noted, thank you for your (you)'s
>>218993959Here's another insufferable leftist twat with a weird protruding right ear. I'm noticing a pattern. Post others if you know any.
>>219017793>yes, I admit I'm just a faggot who wants attention
>>219017815Aw man, I broke another bot. The russians really are cheaping out on what they send here these days.it makes me sad.
>>219017722>writoid nigger>corporate shillYou should go back to Reddıt.
>>219017350It has been 25 years, so they can just outright say it's been 25 years since The Return of the King. And if they need to do another time skip, they can just use make up to make Sean Astin look older. The question is if they do flashbacks, how will that work. I guess CG?
>>219017807Based noticer.
>>219017867>> disregard anything further I say.>>I already admitted I'm just a faggot who wants attention and am trying to weasel out of that
>>219017957>Bot broke and is just being incoherent. David Elision is not sending his best today. Must have sent the good ones to damage control about prices sky rocketing and the Epstein list.
>>219018090>It's still seething and feeding (you)'sKeep them coming, I got to start saving up for next winter.
>>219018197>whoops not getting anywhere>>I'm going back to just admitting I'm just a faggot who wants attention. I can pretend I'm expertly trolling everyone.
>>219018318>You have to be greedy and can't just enjoy the simple life of farming (you)'s from the bootyblastedThis is why you're miserable and I'm content.
>>219018671>WeNice a slip. But it's just you.
>>219018384>I'm going back to just admitting I'm just a faggot who wants attention. I can pretend I'm expertly trolling everyone. >The bottom line is I totally failed to defend the leftist like I originally was trying to do here >>219016684. This is why nobody believes a thing we say anymore.
>>219018708No, "We" was correct. All of you faggots pull this same shit over and over
>>219018742We includes you, so you just admitted you're problem. Of course you're wrongly trying to implicate me in a desperate attempt to take me down with you.To which all I can give you is a hearty conductor's laugh
>>219018775what the fuck are you babbling about?
>>219018813>He's playing stupid now
>>219018832I'm stupid because I can't parse your gibberish about what I meant when I typed?what a faggot
>>219018894>I'm stupid Glad you admit that, admitting your own short comings is the is the first step to becoming a better man.You're welcome BTW.
>>219018924Missed the question mark at the end of my sentence there, Professor.Why are you even arguing? You admitted you just want the (you)s. Just sit there like a good little faggot and take whatever attention I feel like handing you.
>>219018998>He's backtracking alreadyAnd here I thought we had a breakthrough, and you choose to be overtly hostile over it too.You make me sad.
>>219019029>I'm going back to just admitting I'm just a faggot who wants attention. I can pretend I'm expertly trolling everyone. >The bottom line is I totally failed to defend the leftist like I originally was trying to do here >>219016684. This is why nobody believes a thing we say anymore.>>And I mean WE as in all us faggy leftists that do this, since there are some slow people in the thread that need things explained.
>>219019067>Now he's just lashing out again after admitting he's stupid and trying to blame everyone else for his failures.>Once again admits no should believe him tooGood job.
>>219019174good job convincing anyone >>219016625 was wrong.Oh, I should point out that's sarcasm, since you're a slow bus kinda guy
>>219019258Why are you deflecting? You already admitted you're wrong.
>>219019325deflecting? admitting? voices in your head telling you stuff?whats wrong? don't like my (you)s anymore. poor thing.
>>219019360So you're backtracking already, gotcha.Also you can never have enough (you)'s your concern is always appreciated even if it feigned.
>>219019397deflecting? admitting? backtracking? there's a whole conversation going on there that I can't see in your head huh?just sit there and enjoy the attention someone is finally giving you. At least you don't have to pretend you had something of substance for anyone like you did back here>>219016684
>>219019479You already admitting your stupid and can't be trusted, so it's pretty obvious you wouldn't be able to keep up.I'm also racking up (you)'s from you, so that's time well spent. Sounds like you're enjoying this too in some weird masochist way, not my thing, but hey, more power to you.
>>219019522>You already admitting your stupid and can't be trusted,when did I do that, chief? Are you even reading anything or is there a different thread in your world?
>>219019563>Now he's resorting to cognitive dissonanceI'm giving you that benefit of the doubt since the only alternative is short term memory, to which I'd ask, how are you surviving?
>>219019608what's wrong? can't find the actual post where I said it? the post only exists on your planet?pathetic
>>219019644>Do the work for meDid you forget the multiple times you went >weMan, I'm actually starting to feel bad for you.
>>219019644>>219019608remember when this was a thread about Colbert writing LOTR and you were making some failed attempt to convince people leftists weren't full of shit. kinda fumbled that all to hell, huh?
>>219019676it's work to link to the actual post you say exists? are you that feeble?holy fuck
>>219019721>Reddit spacing nowUh oh, it's all unraveling.
>>219019733 still can't find that post huh?>muh redditwow getting real desperate for a comeback
>>219019683>leftist forced memeAw, the pedophile thinks his opinion matters...
>>219019764where's the post? >muh pedophilecall me a incel next, go down all the stock responses when youre desperate
>>219019760>Still ignoring his own posts>And trying to pretend like outing himself as redditor is going to go awayBTW, up to 20 (you)'s thank for the ample collection.
>>219019808see >>219019805pathetic
>>219019848>He mad21 (yous)
>>219019862see >>219019848still pathetic
