Jet heemed edition>FTL NEWS:-- Jet got bloodied by JD in a boxing match-- Mr Naked has serious allegations-- Bashir "eliminates" Anissa after she was BEGGED by production to not walk off before the elimination challenge-- Jet is paying a literal PEDO to walk around butt ass naked-- Gay typing challenge took like 2 hours, who fucking cares-- Anissa flooded the server after beth got it wet-- Beth is GONE after she and Bashir kept throwing water around... Jet hates WATER! #DryTank-- Landon is the chef today... lol...-- Bashir said James is two-faced and they had a tense standoff... https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/2037214022924472382-- The fish have seen the video of Ben beating Landon up and they think it's funny..-- Jet wants to fight JD... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774541686037256.mp4 (embed) (embed)-- Production are faggots-- Fuck production>Links:https://fishtank.rip/>>218996884
KWAB
Mints would wrap his thighs around Bashirs head and squeeze until his head pops like a grape
STREET BEEFS LETS work...
the wigger crashout tonight is going to be amazingly pathetic
>>218997811AYO DIS LIL TUBBA AHH NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GOT HEEMED
REMINDERKWABLAUGH AT THIS BITCH
ISAACBROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
-ACK
Beth saw this match happen and her HPV pussy immediately dried up and she cancelled coming back to the house LOL
Why did he do it?
JAMES ZYZZ AMESZYZZ
be prepared for 43 JD GAY songs from 2am->5am
What is she thinking atm rn?
>>218997825Ozempic claims another victim
>>218997811S5 was worth it for that
>Bring me mints
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDY SAM I SHOULDVE HAVE LET YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BO- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Bongo retreated from her mission... for now...
Honestly pissed that Bingo convinced Bongo to not turn all of JD's shirts into crop tops. First Bingo L.
Why did they include a karate room if they got rid of the beef bell?
they cut the feedKWAB
>>218997834Heh... <--- TTS fags not spamming this right now suck
Still gotta give Jet props for having the balls to fight... fuckin JD HAHAHHAHA just kidding what a dumbass.
>>218997811>>218997825>>218997834BITTY STATUS?
Bongo is annoying the fuck out of me. she has had multiple chances to cut up JD's shirts, but she's so scared he's gonna get mad at themimagine unironically worrying about JD being mad at you
>>218997825>YAMERO JD-SAMA>AIIIIEEE TASKETTE
>>218997851BINGO BONGOINGOBONGO
>>218997843These were the cleanest punches landed in the whole fight so JD wins.
>gets busted open by a gay guy with a fucked up chest
hehe Bongo hehe Bongo
Regardless of who you thought won the fight, it's a Jet L. The way he sperged out last night makes it obvious he thought he was gonna be the Ben to JD's Landon. The mere fact that it wasn't that gives JD the W.
jet BTFO by a minecraft roleplay png tuber
>>218997843lol. if JD had anything on his punches jet would have got knocked out
>>218997869yeah it's sad af, I think Bingo is just worried about being a target of the bullet elimination, I wish they'd tell the fish that it's no longer a fish now
i still can't believe jet brought a pedophile before freddy
>>218997880no longer fitted.
"Guys... Boxing is now banned from fishtank. It's just not it, you know? It's a total vibe killer and going forward that's not what we want fishtank to be."
>>218997873>Uhh mints can you cut the feed and delete the kick vod for me please?
>>218997880NOT FITTED OTFITTEDELLIE DONT LOOK
seriously what the fuck is a mondocord you guys keep saying it
>>218997868Bingo talked her out of it.
>jet is crying and seething in the basement>jd is helping landon make cheese friesyeah i think we know who won.
>>218997843someone tell Jet you're supposed to lean away from the punches
>>218997811
props to them both for boxing with zero experiencejet should have taken those sam lessons
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774541686037256.mp4>I'LL FUCK YOU UP FAGGOTOH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow tillamook cheese?
GUYS FORGET ABOUT US GETTING COKED UP AND BEATING LANDON UP LAST NIGHT SPERGING OUT AT JD OVER "CUMBUNNY"SEETHING AT TWITTER ALL DAYBANNING WATERTHE TYPING CHALLENGEHIRING AN ACTUAL PEDO AND TELLING EMMA SHE HAD TO GIVE HIM A SPONGE BATHTELLING THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO FUCK OFFETChttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774550274865047.webm>ALSO NOT PORTESI CHEESE FRIES>JUST BREAD AND CHEESE>MAKE YOUR OWN IDIOT
>>218997845If this retard accepted the challenge yesterday plus super bed, beth would've been sucking his cock the moment he left the padded room. Hell if he was drunk and got his ass beat up by jet it he would get mad aftercare from beth. Bashir had to push him to accept the match and he thanked it for it lol
>>218997843Fucks sakes JD, should have thrown a proper 1-2, have your right cross ready as you pull back your jab. Could have actually rocked him.
>guy on reddit is crying about ben sucker punching landon>check his profile>he is obsessed with sam and jet Every single time, bonus points if they post in destiny or hasan subreddits
>>218997913ELLIE WEPT
>>218997899I like that he makes his chest a little big here too thats awesome
Generational aura debt
I miss Mr Naked.
>WHAT DID YOU CALL BETH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCTVK2KMR0EXPOSE HIM EX-POSE HIM!!!!!!!!!
>>218997851>>218997891FINAL THREE INALTHREE
>>218997843beautiful showing from Landonserene shots while the seethe is visible in Jet's face
>>218997800>bashir winsBashir? You mean that whipped wigger cumslave lapdog that gets his orders from the basement?
that ellie message is actually brutal
>>218997898and the worst part is it made jd more likable
This is what you get for trying to act tough in front of the girls fatty. Get of Ozempic
>>218997843>AHHHH NO I'M SORRY JD I ADMIT IT I ADMIT THAT I GROOMED ABI AND CLAIRE AND BETH AND JOSIE
Is the theme of Season 5 "Mogging Jet Neptune"m
we go to war for our basement bunnies
Soon
>>218997880it's such a shame jd wasn't able to capitalize on that at 0:05, could have killed him
mints vs bash would actually be really interesting. they're on the same skill level(neither know how to fight), bash has the reach advantage but mints has the low center of gravity and weight advantage. could be close.
Jet might be a worse fighter than Jon
>>218997921https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4
>>218997937The beautiful pre-2.5 Taylor.
>>218997916>that cheap shot at the endkek jet was seething
>Jet saw Ben beat up a drunken retard and thought he could do the same to JD
>>218997854who are these random people you guys keep posting
Jet 100% thought JD was gonna go down like landon kek
Bongo has been pacing in a circle between bar, foyer, glass room, and kitchen for an hour.
they waited too long to bring out the boxing room
>>218997931>anime pedo uses reddit every time.
Jet made the show good again by getting beat up by a gay guy
>>218997960swings like a girl
just bring on jobe
over/under on when Jet shows his face again?
>>218997917oh well, i'll still love that wacky bitch
>>218997970100 percent. Might even be a worse fighter than Jimmy
This is a dark show and it's bad for your soul. I'm gonna take a break from it. The cast is cool and I wish them all the best. I wish you guys the best too. God help us all.
CMON JET GIVE US YOUR RECAP FROM THE BASEMENT
anywaysssss who won?
>>218997937We know Klaus you finally had a self insert huh?
>>218997978i mean she gave jet head on the way to the s2 house so
>>218997960Nigga thinks he is a Dark Souls miniboss.
Mark it down.March 26, 2026The worst day of Jet Neptune's life
so given we just saw Jet's boxing ability, who else has boxed that could fuck him up?>Jon>TJ>Shinji>Greg>Dumbgay
I wonder if Ben ever gets a bad case of second hand embarrassment being Jet's right hand man
YOU JUST KNOW JET WILL CHALLENGE JD AGAIN
Considering Sam's presence before and that Ben can bring at least some damage, how does Jet fight like a total chimp? You'd think he'd pick up a thing or two being surrounded by those guys for so long. I wouldn't expect him to be GOOD by any means, but even Jimmy had more to bring.
>>218997978....
>>218997880this is why we needed fighting games in the game room
>>218997967broad shoulders vs broad hips who wins
>>218997934i've been watching ftl since day 1 and i have no fucking clue who ellie is.
>>218998007>so who won?
Drakefag paypigs so sick of Bashir mogging their fagboy that they're praying the Snake is allowed to fight him
>>218997889she was going to until bingo told her not to
Production fucking sucks for making Landon a drug addicted scumbag, fucking fuck them
>>218997992Tomorrow at the earliest, he's asking chatGPT how to heal a cut lip in 12 hours RN
>>218998007OHHH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAYOU DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR HIM ELLIE
>>218997964Was thinking the same
>>218997976literally what it was
>>218997992He is going to be so coked up tonight. Guarenteed some jet seethe content tonight
Jet moving like Jimbo
>>218997985shut the fuck up faggot
>>218998007her reptilian female brain has already chosen another male. pray for goran.
>>218998012so far
>>218998012*the worst day of Jet Neptune's life so far
This is by far the WORST possible thing for JetHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKED UP BY JD the biggest reddit deformed faggot ever in the tank
>>218998005basement is on vibe repair until tomorrow
I still can't believe he actually did it bros
>>218997980she's desperate to cut up JD's shirt but bingo talked her out of it, which is understandable because the fish still think bullet eliminations are a thing and it's obvious it'd be them. Production need to tell the fish it's no longer a thing
>>218998007oh no no no
>>218998013Jimmy might desu and Cole
>>218997992He's gonna come on in an hour pretending to be humble while the other wiggers gas him up, saying that he fucked up JD.
>>218998025she was the girl who held the watermelon. you may know her as watermellie
the past 24 hours have been the wigger's magnum opus of fuck ups
>yesterday>show becomes boring, production frustrated>jet crashes out on JD>ben sucker punches landon in an unfair 'boxing match'>today>elimination challenge was boring and predictable>freeloader plans fell through, mr. naked left immediately upon entering and gave the show a fresh scandal>seething jet tries beating up JD and gets BTFO, everyone loves JD nowAre production going to sadistically murder one of the fish? These are uncharted waters of production getting BTFO, unironically what happens next?
>>218998013ShadiClaire
>/ftl/ won
>>218998013All of them would have made a mockery of Jet if it was fight till stoppage.
>>218998012it's only downhill from here for him
>>218998052
>>218997974it wasn't cheap it was at 0.00000...000001 seconds so it was fair =)
>>218998043Jimmy telegraphing his attacks like a dark souls enemy
>>218998032>>218997839
>>218998055Maybe this is a turning point
basement telegram insider herejet just said they might have to close the karate room for legal reasons, sorry guys
>>218998017jet sees himself more as the brains of the operation
>>218997978Thats summer from season 2
>>218998007LMAO
>>218998007lol i really would say it was a tie, but it's a jet L because he didn't heem JD like he was supposed to
Kek
KARMAKARMA OF JETS EVIL DEEDS
>his show is a disaster without Sam>gets shit tested by the fish constantly>JD calls him out for trying to fuck contestants>forced to make his e-girl leave early>gets busted up by a gay guy>Ellie saw it and cringedThis year is a DISASTER for this nigga
>>218998013shadi
Who's super hype for Jet to come on camera with a speed impediment and a swollen lip?! K-k-kinooooo
>>218998025S4 contestant in high-school 18 year old Jet groomed her and tucked her after the show Not joking. She stayed with him for months and tried to recruit other girls to come fuck the wiggers.
Clavicular has a active arrest warrant for mag dumping a random alligator in the everglades.
>>218998066Its glorious
>>218998072its so good, and its real lmao
>>218998066I mean they could continue fucking up even harder you'll still be here watching and posting, obsessing over Jet all day long...you're acting like a real snarker now
is this supposed to be distracting us from the fact that production knowing brought a pedo on to try to create a Simons situation Bingo was balled up in the blanket as a trauma response
>no more challenges>no communication from the basement>Bam stops coming>every day, Jet comes out to challenge JD>it's month 3
Jet wants to fight Shadi like a man by the way
jet went full force on a gay retard and lost
theme of the season is Jet's ego death
Why didn't Jet take this technique from Jimmy?
>>218998007>>218998090>so who won?
Percentage chance Mr naked comes back with a weapon?
>gets his shit knocked in>m-maybe we should go back to friendtank actually...kwab
>invite a pedo onto your show>get beat up by some guy who didn't even want to fight youKWABOAT
Jet talking shit after getting bitched by JD https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774574823282514.mp4
I'm not falling for the JD psyop
>>218998090>ellie is a Beth fandisgusting
>>218998013>4chan
Elli wet as fuck after talking with Jd about the boxing match
ELLIE GOT THE ICKI REPEATELLIE GOT THE ICK
>post yfw jet wears red shark mask for the next week while his fat lip heals
>>218998090>ellie is a beth holderBased wigger cumbunny
>>218998010>>218998018my dudes I watch a season while it's on and then when it's over go back to not thinking about fishtank and forgetting most of the people and living my life I don't know who this bitch is
>>218998122its almost unbelievable
>>218997967>>218998022PRODUCTION THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
>>218998082>turning point
Jet just didnt make JD bleed because he didn't want to get aids haha
>>21899811990+
>>218998110They should make the twins fight watchtower next
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SHOW GOOD>MISSION FAILED
>JD was a weak man who Jet projected all of his frustrations on of us calling him a sex pest, he thought he had it in the bag after watching Ben beat a drunk retard, but was sorely mistakenThis is a win for us
kek that retard cant even stretch a pizza dough
>>218998128SLUT GANG
>>218998121lmaooooooo he may have Ellie eating his asshole 24/7 but he’s still such a loser
>>218998007>>218998090>>218998118
Should you learn how to fight? Or at the very least learn how not to be the type of person that gets your ass beat?
>>218998123KWAB. Of course he wouldn't say it to his face.
>>218998118Nigga he JUST started ozempic. Ellie would rather Jet die than lose to JD.
>>218998141It is Summer from S2.
>>218998125I like the guy but this wasn’t even that entertaining.
Does anyone know what medication bingo is withdrawing from? I thought i heard her say seroquel a couple days ago but a few people have been saying percocet in the chat?Anyone know?
>>218997845beth was talking about going home on her stream as soon as she left, i dont think there was ever a chance she was coming back
>>218998100Hopefully this faggots Jewish lawyer can't get him out of it this time
>>218998116>punch to the groinSo fucking gay
>>218998141you sound dumb as fuck and you're obviously a newfag
The offer is still open Jet
>>218998012SUFFA BISH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH ITS SO SWEET
>>218997934oh no....
>>218997967highlander but with gingers
>>218997825
>>218998169can you do a rock em sock edit of this pls
>>218998100>its real
>>218998125Day 1 JDigga. You can go worship your nontent whore and cut for her
>>218997825Jet is a real one for both squaring up and refusing any boxing lessons from Sam
>>218998163Just don't be Jet Neptune lol
>>218997834Massive Jet L
>>218997970Jon is an ok fighter
>>218998110>production knowing brought a pedothey didn't knowthey do no research on the people they bring on
>>218998085like I'm going to ever recognize her lol >>218998141
JET NEPTUNE BLEEDS>JET NEPTUNE BLEEDSJET NEPTUNE BLEEDS>JET NEPTUNE BLEEDSJET NEPTUNE BLEEDS>JET NEPTUNE BLEEDS
>>218998149
ellie is too damn finesuccubus levelstay away
>>218997843HOLY KEK THE HEAD WOBBLE
>>218998123does this classify as communicating a threat
>>218998123i dont appreciate your dishonesty but i do enjoy your edits
>production playing corny music on director to piss off the audienceThey're coping so hard, I think this is unironically the final season, truly the real fishtank has been the basement all along
VIBE STATUS?
What are the odds we get some gay "guys JD totally mogged me" message and then in a day or two he 'randomly' gets targeted
>>218998180obsessed...
Jet and EllieJD and Emmatwin souls
today was a horrible day for jet
>>218998118Creature sucks production cock
>>218998190what gum is he always chewing? nic gum?
>>218998116Lmao Jimmy was a fucking great fish
>>218998068Jet comes up from the basement with elimination lighter fluid and pours it on JD then lights him on fire
>>218998145If Bashir even touched him with a boxing glove, Mints would promptly fall over, cry and shit himself.
>>218997843Put this on the Adboard for the fish to see!
>>218998098>Uh yeah guys I'm sick so I'm wearing this mask to protect you all
>>218998213With seeing him take Ls yes this is fucking awesome
>>218998180You would murder Jet
JD getting punished for not fighting jet when he was drunk.It isn't fair to production if the contestant is lucid
>>218998121jet is a faggotben is a faggotproduction are faggotsfuck production
If he bleeds we can kill it
>baking pizza on 400TTS those retards to put it on 550
What is Jet thinking right now?
>>218998125if you hate JD you already fell for the psyop. the psyop started being pushed day 2-3 after bezo told jet that he was claireposting in the car. since then it's been manufactured "JD GAY" TTS.
HEADSTRONG
>>218998180to fuck or to fight?
>>218998209I'm sorry. I don't know any other way to make people click it...
How do you get into adulthood without learning how to cook basic shit?
>>218998180So who do you like this season shadi
>>218998216not over yet
>>218998121Two of the three key players holding together friendtank are now gone, and Drake is close to losing his shit.
>>218997974jet got his ass kicked but that wasnt a cheap shot. jd was starting to fold before they broke off.
>>218998180Shadi stopYou're one of us nowA Liability Dirty word I know.. they are not gonna give you another chance once you leaked that girls story. You are blacklisted.
>>218998225kek
>>218998180anyways
>>218998223idk man i think he has a good chance. legitimately
This was a win day for Jet, engagement has been huge this day you fags have been spamming like crazy
Vibe status?
>>218998231that's an ok jab. jd wins.
>>218998216Now all the fish should walk out
>>218998163Yes. At the least, get a heavybag and learn how to hit hard with proper form. Also time yourself so you realize going full force right away is retarded because you will gas out.
They dont have another freeloader lined up btw. Will be 3 days until a new one unless they get another bamboomer friend on
When the world needed him most, he disappeared.
>>218998097I require context
>>218998163you can literally die from 1 hit, it is always better to know how to run away
>>218998211they liked fred because he was just like them
>>218998180you would fuck him up
>>218998239do regular home ovens even go that high?
>>218998179>gets called out for being a weird autistic superfan that follows former fish and their drama and posts about fishtank constantly off seasonpretty sure you're the faggot here
>>218998239THESE ARE CHEESE FRIES NOT PIZZAYOU FUCKING RETARDED BLACK NIGGER
>>218998228Told you to start training not that you would need it with Jet
>>218998163you dont need to learn to fight. just headbutt a motherfucker on the ridge of their nose.
>>218998225>i think i got something from mr. naked>uhhh i just don't want to get the house sick>uuhhh you know how every season people get sick>yeah i'm just trying to prevent that
>>218998252Twins are the biggest thing keeping it as Coddletank. Without them it all comes crumbling down.
This is officially your downfall Jet. The clock is ticking, tiktok Jet
>>218998180Obsessed piggy
>>218998250I dont know im just reading the threads the twins are cool and idk what else. They just seem like people i would be friends with the most for art and Fandom wise
what happened to mr naked? i go for a couple hours and hes gone?
>>218998100incredible
>>218998180>SEND HER IN
>>218998241>Ellie please clean my asshole out with your tongue>yes master! :)
>>218998219idk
>>218998239you think these retards can cook anything else than instant noodle?
bring scott in for lessonsunironically do itjet has to participate also
>>218998211>>218998265
>>218998270MAKE THE CALL JET
>>218998228JD knows about the lake house stuff
>>218998270
jet getting brutally raped saved the show
>>218998228What was the L? Having a little scrap with JD that the troons are overblowing?
>>218998273that poor retard. I feel bad for her baby bro.
>>218998099>She stayed with him for months and tried to recruit other girls to come fuck the wiggers.ive never seen any real proof of that other than some possibly fake DMShe deff fucked her tho
>>218998262>No see inviting a pedo onto the show then getting beat up an hour later is a huge jet W
YFW Jet went full force after railing a line of coke and failed to draw blood on a guy whose got a fucked up body and is a minecraft let's player.
>>218998279yeah that is usually the max. some can do 600>>218998282ok
>>218997972TJ fumbled chat
>>218998273Learn to control ego. Learn danger sense. Learn firearms and tactics. Defense.
>>218998180i think you'd beat him.
>>218998031I did hear that, and wish she wouldn't listen. I get Bingo's reasoning after all the shit that has happened recently, plus her being sick and not being able to fully sleep. but god dammit
>>218998296nah he keeps gum in his pocket
most of /ftl/ could beat the shit out of jet
>>218998265Negative numbers
>>218998180show us those big titties
Can they just call up Freddy at this point dude. Nobody cares its a repeat face apart from them. 2 dud freeloaders, just make the call.
>>218998254I dont want another chance I just want to beat the shit out of Jet backyard beefs style.
>>218998292Into the streets with no place to stay. Jet didn’t give him a way to get home.
>>218998252Drake IS the friendtank. Was even chatting with the pedo like nothing.
>>218998270Scottyrockers are we back?!
It feels good knowing that even the faggiest, weakest, most pathetic /ftl/ poster has a chance at kicking Neptroon's ass.
>>218998281you don't have to be a superfan to know who summer is. you don't even have to have watched any season in full. she's top 5 most notorious fish you imbecile.
@Ellie
>>218998312Yes its a huge W the spam has been insane this day
>>218998219he got hooked on nicotine gum without having been an addict beforehandnever seen it before
Did they forgot to tell her the shift is done?
>HE'S NEVER HAD FRENCH FRIES TOPPED WITH NACHO CHEESE
JD being humble about it is honestly making it worse for Jet
>>218998180put a plaphog on
>>218998163just get a gun and dont start shit
I’m impressed Jet go for a rabbit punch. He seems like the kind of retard who would.
>>218998270We need Scott to do videos on the 2 "fights" so far. Assuming Jet won't copyright strike him.
Kinda makes me depressed the smallest amount of internet fame gets someone like Jet women
>>218998296XD JAMES DRAKE HAS SEPSIS THANK TOU CHATGPT PRODUCTION W XD
>>218998326i could solo jet ben and mints
>>218998324must be some kind of chewable gum i reckon
>>218998341about 15 bings
I just KNEW Jet would fight like an uneducated street nigger, just launching his entire body towards his enemy, all you have to do is take one single step to the side.Jet look to the most feminine guy I've ever seen lol
I could have saved you, Jet.
>>218998216
>>218998341Kek her shift ended almost 2 hours ago.Just leave her there who cares
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774503998847015.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774504969755725.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774509260588447.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774550274865047.webmsave a copy for tomorrow when they try to act like this shit never happened
>>218998318100People may call you a pussy but at least you are alive to live a other day.
>>218997899>even his pngtuber model has a fucked up chestWhy?
TJ is a better boxer than jet
>>218998097Biggest opp and it's not even close
We all know anybody here can kick Jet's ass, but can /ftl/ kick Ben's ass?
>>218998341she has another 15 minutes
>>218998273Trvke Outrun them and live
>>218998035did she really drop out? thats so retarded
jet is definitely just doing drugs downstairs.
>>218998270>>218998344
>>218998336cope harder superfan maybe you can cry to her about it on her twitch or discord or whatever you fucking dweebs follow fishtank cast drama (lol) on
>>218998316He fumbled Gemma
>Jet and wiggers got so bad we ended up cheering for JD and calling him straightholy fuck
>>218998364this is edited right
>>218997974>muh cheap shotprotect urself at all times, fag
it's time to make things right
insert cheesy bread
I don't actually know what to say about season 5 anymore, it's definitely more interesting than season 4
>>218997825>”You know I would fuck you up, right?”
>>218998163You should know how to throw a punch and how to avoid getting hit. Self defense is very important because you never know when you might need it and if you're untrained pumped full of adrenaline you will panic and make mistakes that get you hurt.ALWAYS avoid fighting even if you're confident, one fall onto concrete and you're a vegetable. Your ego isn't worth it.
>>218998341who??
you just know they're doing coke and hyping themselves up to "fuck up the fish" in the basement, the get kwabbed>JET DOOOD GO FUCK HIM UP, YOU GOT THIS MAN
>>218998373Better in every way
>resolves the fish vs production animosity with an even fight>get a tension free elimination because she wanted to go>all the tension in the house is releasedapologize to him, he did what 6 days of pizza and beer couldn't.
>>218998326naw, im built like emma
>>218998363*lost
>>218998331Very based. You aren't as bad as I was saying in the last thread. I just want the best for you.
>>218998287Friendtank=/=coddletankVicky was the main one for coddletank, with Emma also there.The twins might as well be irrelevant. They're off in their own world, and seem impervious to any of the fuckery anyway.
SCOTTYROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOUSE TONIGHT
Jet and Ben just need to accept being the heel this season
>>218998370Quick kiwifarm bros! Archive EVERYTHING!
>>218997898yeah he thought he was gonna get a W against another drunk guy then was forced to back it up today
>>218998180Fuck off piggy
>>218998393Where did he get that shirt?
>>218997978Summer, from S2, random??
>>218998405post boobs
season 5 being a train wreck is actually the appeal, yes they are wasting a good cast but how it's all turning out it's become car crash good
>>218998396>>218997891
>>218998007jet wouldn’t even give her the name “ellie” on the site? didn’t he give bam “bam”?
>>218997899theres no coming back from that, dude can never act tough again
Reminder: Beth is coming back
i hate jet but i also hate to see him hurt and that's why i'm a goy
>>218998412Im gonna be just fine dont stress
>>218998326i genuinely think this nowThank you for the confidence booster Jet, I'll start training soon
>>218998404wut? Jet's seethe at JD will go nuclear now
>>218997974at least he didnt hammer the back of his head?
I would fight you , Shadi, but both of us would be naked if you know what I mean ;)
why they calling them cheesy fries if they are spreading dough?
>>218998099She only visited for gooncations to my knowledge Truancy much?
>>218998385good one i have been so roasted (lol)
>>218998437Shut up, Scott
Where’s the pedophile? Is Ellie eating his asshole in the basement?
>>218998436This is good news.>>218998367lol
Guys, I miss Beth. Will I see her again on /bant/?
>>218998118We need Scotts professional MMA fighting opinion on who won I think
>>218998436YAAAASSSSSS
>>218998270i can't wait to watch scottsullivanmma's breakdown and watch him shit on neptroon's every move
Second week of each season:Season 1:>Jon paints the kitchen with mustard>Damiel comes back to torture Letty>Baby challenge further increasing tensions among fish>Goldstriker kicks Simmons off in perfect Chinese after allegations>The cell challenge, bodily fluids all over the room cause multiple mental breakdownsSeason 2>Brian's girlfriend comes on the show, who has a mental breakdown every 5 seconds>TJ gaslit into believing Brian and CK are actors>Gross Nifty joins the tank, does horrible standup, is hated by all and gets clowned on by TTS>TJ losing his sanity not knowing who's an actor and who isn't>Trish has severe mental breakdown as Sam cuts her hair offSeason 3:>Alex B gaslit into believing knife is missing and he's going to get killed>Jeremy Gold terrifies the fish and throws a bottle at Alexis>Presidential debate, Vance trips and drops the cake>Fishtank reveal causes mental breakdowns among fish>Luke pushes Simbal back into his room, India BTFOSeason 4: >Freddy gets knocked the fuck out by red shark in boxing ring>Magician arrives and gets heckled by Xavier Ravenblood>Psychic medium does tarot readings for the fish>Seth becomes black>Letty and Ricky Berwick enter the tank and cause chaosSeason 5:>JET GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED BY JD>JET GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED BY JD>JET GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED BY JD>Ummm uhhhh yeah
I think I could beat up Jet.
>jet stays in the basement the rest of the night>shows up tomorrow with a neck brace and black eye makeup
>>218998447
Jet redemption arc starts now>starts taking dieting seriously>starts working out>doubles ozempic dose>starts roiding>finally gains respect of fish
>>218998316nah, she wouldn't even tell her mom TJ existed. remember his schizo post? it was real and when I was drunk the other night I understood it.
>Kris Jenner
funny how easily placated the doomposters are
>>218998456she isn't even memorable enough for that nigga, get better standards please
>the next time jet shows up he has a speech impediment
will beth hook bongo up after the show in the streaming bootcamp?
>>218998429lol you probably have bigger boobs than my mosquito bites
>>218998467I'm pretty sure I could beat up Jet Ben and Mints at the same time
>>218998452She’s bored
Why did jet kill that girl? Why?
Jet getting beat up is justice for making Scott break down on stream when recollecting all his interactions with the wiggers and how unfair they were to himpress S to SCOTTYROCK
>>218998413Friendtank is worse than coddletank because nobody even needs to be coddled in the first place in a friendtank. Everyone is just happy and chilling with no altercations. In a coddletank you at least have people being targeted.
>IM JD IM GAY>JET NEPTUNE I RAPED>I PUNCHED HIM IN FACE>HE BLED OUT HIS ASS
>>218998467a stray 3 legged kitten could beat up jet
>>218998465you always changing this for season 5 instead of keeping what you previously put is the opposite of the point you're trying to make
>>218998474
>>218998465the webms of summers body barely holding on are so fucking hotexplain to me why
>jet brings his tec9 up and mag dumps into jd>cameras cut >fishtank is over
>they're not letting through any TTS shitting on Jet for getting rocked
this season is about growing pains
>>218998467Whoa we got a tough guy here!but really, daniel prolly could've too
>>218998385I mean its true that shes objectively one of the more popular fish. Don’t need to be a super fan to know. You’re surely a new fan, probably a twitter or reddit fag
>>218998493Scott is a Jet simp now. He was shitting on Landon to get back in his good graces
One of you creative motherfuckers needs to cut together Jet saying >Fight me right now >You know what’ll happen>I’ll fucking fuck you upAnd sprinkle in all the hits he took in that flab battle
jet showing up in a wheelchair would be a really good bit but he would never do it
Only good thing about s5 is the endless wigger humiliation
>>218998469I like this
>>218998467Think? I easily could. In fact, today made me lift weights some more.
>>218998478>jet haters love to see jet bleedno way!
>>218998404shut the fuck up jet>I HEARD WHAT U SAID ABOUT MY SHOW TO BEZO>YOURE ON MY FREE MONEY SHOW>MY FREE FAME SHOW>FIGHT ME PUSSY>WE DO COKE AND SCREAM AT AUTISTS THEN MAKE THEM GET DRUNK AND FIGHT US>AND YEAH>BEST WE GOT IS "TYPING CHALLENGE">AND YEAH>I HIRED A PEDOPHILE TO MAKE EMMA GIVE A SPONGE BATH
>>218998478I AM FULLI ate good todayI am placated
>>218998507KWAB
>>218998493>making Scott break down on stream when recollecting all his interactions with the wiggers and how unfair they were to himIs this real or shitposting?
>>218998163Just carry pepper spray. It's not called nigger fogger for nothing
>>218998520stealing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rby9_fV49b0
>>218998438Doubt it if you're still obsessively posting in these threads
In order to save face Jet will lean into the "i got beat up" and come up stairs with neckbrace and black eye
>>218998528he really showed us
>>218998493did this actually happen? can it still be watched somewhere?
>>218998474he is still like 5'5
>>218998386Fax she a baddie
zagnuts
JD vs Landon whenThey should just turn fishtank into an amateur fight club
>>218998485>bongo
>>218998474>roidhead jetI can't even imagine
>>218998485yep...Bongo is going to be passed around. Bingo will probably follow her twin into the abyss
So why did they just quickly remove the pedo instead of torturing or fighting him....?
>>218998494You're retarded.
>>218998526
>>218998474>becomes hypersexual>starts fucking trannies>casts tranny contestant >fucks tranny contestant
>>218998520I would finally laugh at a Jet bit
I've been posting #RapeJet for three seasons and it finally happened bros..
>>218998545that would actually be a decent bit. go up there and make JD feel bad
So now we're content free the rest of the night... Great
>>218998486i like them small and perky (of age of course) :)
>>218998526Would Sam be nearly as intimidating if he wasn't so tall? What makes Sam scary enough to keep the fish in line? They don't tend to fuck around when he's at the house. Freddy tried and it never ended well.
>>218998540do the willy wonka thing
>>218998493damn.
I didn't lose faggotsBunch of fake tough guys who wouldn't say shit to me in rea life
>>218998501because every time something uninteresting happens, something EVEN MORE uninteresting happens after that! it's hard to keep up!>>218998505i have no idea but her heavy breathing is kinda hot. she was a good fish.
>>218998506>Fishtank season 6: the trial of Jet NeptuneKino
>>218998554It’s weird how into Tj’s personal life you are.
ok, that's it for tonight I'm sure no more happenings.
>>218998476no he was asking if she told her mom they had gone to washington
>>218998556i wouldn't bother watching his bits, but i'd be happy he's there
BASHIR IN THE CONFESS YALL TALKING ABOUT EXCALIBUR (THE MOVIE)
>>218998484comes up in a neck brace and head wrap, etc. Would redeem.
>>218998588You lost faggot
>>218998564this dude showed up today i swear to god
>>218998486Yes. Now let us see em
>>218998589what do you think her rancid morning breath smells like bro
>>218998577This nigga said he was going to kill himself 17 days ago
>>218998079
yo jet go do live auditions again bro
>>218998464Scott would never go hard on JetHe's desperate to get back in his good graces sadly
jet will get jd drunk and then want a rematch
>>218998597I cannot bear to listen to Bashir's autistic rambling
>>218998474He doesn’t need redemption, a very pretty 18 year old hapa girl literally dug her OWN tongue directly into his filthy asshole and she LOVED it
>>218998588YOu did good honestly.
>>218998597i know i switched cams off him 5 min ago
>>218998594that is nowhere in that post
Bingo is literally dying
>>218998605ok dont get weird with me guy
>>218998603He did, he gave Bam a haircut in the dining room. This was never brought up or told to anyone in the house.
>>218998568jets already a sex pest tranny chaser lmfao did you hear him about ftms
last two elimonation days have been top 5 fishtank days
>>218998545the only thing he could do is send everyone home, him and ben take their places, and mints is in charge of everything for the next two weeks.if ben and jet don't make it 2 weeks then mints gets 100% ownership of fishtank
>King Arthur was actually Muslim Fucking yakuub ass faggot.
*cough* g-good fight JD *cough*
>>218998545>>218998600DO IT
Just got word that new freeloader code name 'whitcomb' will be entering the tank shortly
>>218998464
Is Scott going to review the fight?
You now remember when Jet dumped trash all over James Drakes bed and acted tough
>>218998628KWAB
>>218998615how is she going to dig someone else's tongue into it
>>218997825>>218997843 What made Jet think doing this was a good idea?
>>218998476that's what I'm saying they were never even really dating he's still a virgin I think
>>218998622The cheese fries will revive her.
>>218998534it's very realwe scott-heads don't like bringing it up because it's not scott's greatest moment and he doesn't like people bringing up a moment of his personal shame, but it must feel cathartic once he sees Jet getting whooped
>>218998438Reminder Claire was going to ask production about Marky during bitchtank but this fat piggy stopped her
>>218998326I already thought that before, but now I'm certain
>>218998564the same reason they didnt do it to Jin
>>218998629Nah, what did he say about ftms?
>>218998622
>>218998624what nigger?
>>218998630>>218998630>>218998630>>218998630>>218998630>>218998630>>218998630
okay now picture mints vs bashir
>>218998642if he does he'll be very salty about never getting called back
>>218998628mints is terrified of bashir.
>>218998638just got word that this freeloader had a minor cross state lines to sodomize her
>>218998622she just got a baby food care package
>>218998597UNFATHOMABLY BASED
Bashir going on about King Arthur
NEW>>218998680>>218998680
>>218998655Any link to the stream? Or idea when it was?
>>218998628KWABOTY
>>218998674He will be ruined faster than mr naked
>>218998180Make the call mints.Bring in the jets greatest opp
>>218998611yeah most likely but he would give him "pointers" and it'll be funny since he'd probably nitpick every one of his moves lol
>>218998594nah i was drunk like him so i understood. Try getting drunk and reading it again.
im serious. i dont understand how you make cheese fries without potatoes being involved. wtf
>>218998638>Faggot makes something up>Faggots made up thing obviously doesn't happen>Faggot happy
>>218998017he said sam begged him to box for years and he never did, kek hes just lazy as fuck
i mean i did pretty good as a first time boxer and i won
>>218998593Is this Alex b wife?
>>218998658Didn't want Claire to be trolled into getting kicked off because she was the only contender I respected. Honestly I wanted it to be me vs her since she actually was smart
>>218998661"if ur ftm and dtf you can be my friend" he wants that microdick pussy bad
>>218998628dude honestly when mints and the long haired guy were setting up the typing challenge and long hair had trouble with a table and starting saying>oh god im getting mogged by the table>oh no the Ls are comingand mints goes>its okay its okayit felt so sad and sincere i felt bad for themthink of the abuse in that basement
>>218998703you are uncultured
Jet pretended to lose for content. He could actually easily beat up JD if he wanted.
>Ben sucker punches Landon>Beth terrorized tha Fish (that's good)I sleep and wake up>Beth has been kicked (that's bad)>Ben and Jet camera mogging (bad)>invite pedophile/ausitic guy on (lol)>for sole purpose of deflecting (bad)>strand him in another state (very bad)>Jet fights JD and loses (hilarious)Is this the.. Day of all days in fishtank history?
>>218998710>i mean i did pretty good as a first time boxeryep>and i wonlets not sneak this in buddy
>>218998704you may be retarded
>>218998574That's why only good thing he did in that fight. Jet did win it in the end.
>>218998591I don't know anything about him besides what I read on here so you and i have the same knowledge i think
>>218998316who is this?
>>218998017He’s a lazy fat fuck. Compare Luke boxing in S3 to his boxing in S4. Sam clearly taught him some stuff.
>>218998588A draw against JD is a loss.
>>218998655September last year
>>218998710It was a draw, be real
Okay I like Bashir but I hate it when muslims do this fanfiction thing where they try to say something is actually Islamic. I'm not sure about later renderings like the tales produced by French copyists but the arthurian myth practically predates islam.
>>218998747Mimi! (doescosplay)
>>218998163you will literally never engage in a fair fight you will always be outnumbered or just shot or stabbed the type of person who wants to do harm to you isn't going to request a round of fisticuffs
bingo is having withdrawals due to not getting medication :(
>>218998727thats not fries thats just a pizza without red sauce
>>218998777is it related to tj or is she just cute?
>>218998622And that’s a good thing! We need Dark Bongo.
this be boring fucking friendtankmore drama please
The story of marky the underaged is actually Islamic as fuck
>>218998621The entire post is about them at the Washington DC airport.
>>218998717The bigger take away is u knew about Marky but now u take the moral high ground hypocrite pig
>>218998811It's an Islamic show
>>218998794just cute
>>218998180you'd kill that manlet
>>218998780Try living around white people, holy shit. Can't imagine
>>218998513nigger these people don't exist to me after the show ends fuck outta here with your>omg did you see the discord clip of the kick stream where girl from season 3 says she kissed guy from season 4 but really likes guy from season 2shit you fucking faggot
>>218998809its time to see bashir and mints fight
>>218998839i was about to say tj REALLY fumbled if he was involved with her
>>218998847???
Asked about elim anissa instead of strong fish>"lets just not talk about that ok"Confirmed basement told him to elim anissa
>>218998787read the package and weep palthose are cheese fries
>>218997825>>218997811Someone literally called it, Jet would start slapping and flapping during the fight. Not a good look at all. JD just casually saying that was fun. Yikes
>>218998863you fumbled by talking to a namefag pedo
>>218998889Sad to see. I was actually starting to like him.
>>218998820Kek true piggy knew about Marky but didn't say anything cause she thought she would get some clout collaborating with abusers.
>>218998936I'm not skull hyde doh
>>218997880I didn't think Jet was that out of shape, holy shit that was embarrassing, seen pencils and obese men punch 10x better
>>218998725Oh right, I remember kek
>>218998007>>218997811Jet talked big shit and then absolutely nothing happened and he ended up busting his lip by a fat gay retard. JD's riffing with the other fishes and is the opposite of rattled, seems like Jet can't live this down ever. Now Jets spamming JD hate from the basement absolutely seething LOL. What an idiot.
>>2189978251 person got their lip busted, the other said it was fun. uh oh!
>>218997825fat faggot
