There's no way this is making it all seven seasons.
>>2190005467 seasons3 years per21 years of Nu PotterThey will need to recast
>>219000582All the actors probably have AI clauses in their contacts.
>>219000676Just animate it at that point.
>>219000546is that a boy or a girl
>>219000750It's Harry Potter retard
>>219000546No one is watching this trash.No one cares.
>>219000546They cast a 5’6 man as Hagrid?
>>219000546Thats what you guys said about rings of power
>>219000750>t. Professor Oak
it's harry potter, it'll be the most popular show regardless of the quality
>>219000546We got worst case scenario, especially Snape, it's truly unforgivable.
>>219000750>tranny attempting subversion by pretending you can't always a boy from a girlEveryone sees through your mediocre tricks
>>219000582>it takes longer to release a season of tv in 2026 than it took to release a feature film in 2000It's fucking over
I think it could get cancelled after season 3. The first three movies are good enough adaptations of the books, and I doubt the show will improve upon anything. People will have lost interest before it can benefit from the added runtime for Goblet of Fire.
>>219000859Yep, androgynous people don't exist and if you disagree you're a tranny.
>>219000835Snape was probably the best cast person in the movies so them doing a dei hitjob on him really made me lose all interest.The writing could be as good as LOST and I still wouldn't watch a single episode now.
>>219000884Movies will always have more production money, so logically the show will be downgraded.
>>219000582It was just an attempt to pump the value of WB stock. It will have a season or two that no one will really like with a bunch of padded out bullshit because up until the later books they all fit damn near perfectly into a film adaptation. They streamline some side characters, and no one actually likes peeves. Its not even good world building or fluff.
>>219000788I'm more concerned with the casting of a lesbian bookseller in the role of Harry.
>>219000800>planned for five seasons>only two have been released>massive critical failure>not financially successfulUh huh.
>>219000546My prediction is it lasts through Prisoner of Azkaban. That's enough time for actor aging to become a serious problem with their planned lackadaisical filming schedule, and Goblet of Fire has tons of exactly the kind of big, expensive, and complicated set pieces that will destroy a production that's hanging on by a thread.>>219000750>>219000775You do have to admit that he looks exactly like a lesbian.
>>219000582John Lithgow said, “fuck it I’m gonna spend the last years of my career doing this.” Why? There’s no way he needs the money. He must have countless residual checks he could cash in every year from just bullshit. And he isn’t going to get some prestigious Oscar or anything like that. It just seems like a shitty idea. He’s doing a fucking Broadway show and is like, “oh em gee guess I’ll do this crap too till I die” what the fuck
imagine being a grown man watching this trashan actual war with iran could fix you
>>219000945He's also eleven years old
>>219000546god hagrid looks so fucking badhow can you make something this soulless
>>219000971Most to all lesbians were once 11 years old.
>>219000546ROWLING wrote beautiful books. THE BEATLES made beautiful music. This show is like asking a cover band to make a new Beatles album. It cannot do anything but be shitty.It is obvious the show runners are kiss-ass nepobaby mouthpieces for the international banking machine. They are not talented because talented people aren't chosen for anything anymore. They choose untalented people, who will stay loyal because they understand their position is based on abject brown-nosing and not ability.I will watch until it sucks. Then I will stop.
>>219000894>androgynous people don't existThey're only hot if they're tomboys.
>>219001126>ROWLING wrote beautiful booksNo.
>>219001146"Tomboys" are not attractive. No man is actually attracted to tomboys. Before the internet being a tomboy wasn't considered an attractive thing. Even today men don't like tomboys. The one girl I've ever met who called herself a tomboy was a kind of burly girl with an annoying personality in middle school. Fuck off
>>219001167Fuck you bitch
>>219000582A new cast every season would actually be kino.
>>219001194That is the dumbest most out if touch shit Ive ever read.
>>219000953Lithgow will be the only thing that might make this piece of shit worth a watchProbably not though
>>219001126>ROWLING wrote beautiful books. THE BEATLES made beautiful music
>>219000775But why does he looks like a lesbian
>>219001322When guys start flocking to tomboys I'll change my opinion.
>>219001126>THE BEATLES made beautiful music.No they didn't. Listen to some Wagner if you think that saccharine trash is "beautiful".
>>219000956Soon
>>219000546That's what I've been saying. I predict it'll get canceled when Azkaban doesn't do well enough. The production for goblet of fire is going to cost way too much.
>>219000925Retard
>>219001167>>219001213nta but I see a big stylistic gap between books 3 and 4. I think when it became clear that she had created the next Star Wars she did what Lucas did and subcontracted it out through her publisher. She was still the 'head writer' but not the sole artistic contributor or it would have taken a fucking decade to write book 5.I'm an author too and have been offered ghost writing gigs. It's more common than you'd think.
>>219000546Why does the kid look like a 30 year old midget
>>219001256Dude it could actually be kino if every 3 seasons the cast refreshes and then you see the Finale where all the kids wave goodbye at the audience and there is this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n1IhyF6R0U&list=RD2n1IhyF6R0U&start_radio=1they have a farewell documentary and its really teary eyed. Then you see the new cast for Azkaban. They could maybe get a new Snape for the part where Harrys dad hangs him. There could be this mystical multiverse shit going on.
>>219000546It would be better if they just fast forwarded 20 years and had a complete series with 30-something Harry, Ron, Hermione and etc. Crazy idea, but the Landman Yellowstone Sheridan guy could write and direct it. I want to hate his stuff because it's so normcore but I like it. I would watch an adult Harry Potter series done by him where there's like magical infidelity, financial crimes, unexplained deaths, crazy hookups, nudity, etc. There could even be some reason to include America. Like Fred and George run a gun store in redneck Alabama. They take Harry and Ron tailgating at an SEC game. Harry uses magic to get the star running back out of a rape charge. That would be fucking hilarious.
>>219001511Because you're a racist.
>>219001126The Rutles album is pretty good
>>219001402The Aryan race was always a memetic joke, even if the times of Rome they were that shitheel annoyance that could only gain a country during its fall.
>>219001528Lmao, Sheridan would cast himself as a cowboy wizard. I'd watch that
>>219000546the kid looks like he'd be a groupie for wheatus
>>219001570Literally what are you talking abouthttps://youtu.be/AgXFefwAVcwHere, listen. It's good for you. You'll see.
>>219001485Agreed. I actually skimmed from Book 5 through the end of the series. They started reading like Bourne Identity. The aura was all wrong.
>>219001146*femboys
reminder harry potter is satanic
>>219001194Tomboys in personality are attractive; I knew one, and she dressed femininely.
>>219000546Replacing Snape how they did is actually demeaning to black people.Either race swap everyone, or don't race swap anyone. Making black Snape social media fodder is literally racist as fuck. I feel sorry for him.
>>219001936Is voldemort jesus?
Lithgow is older than Harris was?
>>219000905>writing could be as good as LOST
>>219001936Even worseit's boomer zogslop
>>219001966Ah so only if they look feminine.
>>219002087>some retarded unemployed anonbot says retarded shit>other retards think it's profound and screenshot ittired of this
>>219000546That pic on the left was certainly a poor choice and made people think lesbian SNL version of Harry. But in the trailer I actually think he looks just as good as Daniel in the role. It's concerning how Harry and Ron look like small guys and it's harder to picture them as growing into teens or adults, but this could be unfounded and only because I'm grown up now and I wasn't when the movie came out
>>219002167sorry it isn't a reddit approved screencap of harry potter epic time meme you can share on your xitter page, brown
>>219002167This guy knows what's up
You know how they could have 7 seasons for sure? Get Nathan Fillion or David Boreanaz to play Harry. These guys can carry a show so fucking hard.>but Anon, they're too old!Are you some kind of ageist fuck?
>>219000750It's a lesbian with progeria.
>>219000546It will last because they don't care if it sucks. Plus they've already identified what keeps proles watching their bullshit:- Complicated, drawn out romances- Girls constantly talking to each other about other characters- Boys doing insane illogical shit that moves the plot forward- Somebody is secretly gay- Somebody deals with the death of a loved one and discusses it constantly Before Season 1 ends, the series will no longer be fresh and will begin leaning on these crutches. People who gave the show an honest chance will abandon it. People who watch emotional slop - girls and fanboys - will remain until the end.
>>219001936then why does hairy have a godfather?
>>219000582imagine being in your 30s and playing a minor, this shit was already a trainwreck before it even began and it's hilarious they even admitted to their incompetence on the matter
>>219000926Actually, they need new face actors to put in the theme parks, and they need to indoctrinate a new generation of kids to become Pottertards so they'll go to the theme parks. The theme parks are their biggest earner.
just like the new forever war we will get a forever potter. Goyim need drip fed dopamine hits, what better than a thin slice of Potter MAgic to get hyped for once every 5 years hook line and sinker
>>219000546It really does looks like some dyke lesbian. Hagrid looks fine though.
>>219000941Season 3 in August
>>219003113Ozempic Hagrid looks awful
>>219000546Lmao he has that midget head. This kid wont ever get taller than that midget radcliff
>>219000546The decision to cast a black guy as Snape is going to get this canceled early
>>219003268It'll keep it alive unnaturally long, they can't give the chuds a victory.
>>219001660I personally like 4-6, especially 6. Deathly Hallows sucks ASS though. I think she did that one by herself and wanted it to be a more adult contemporary type novel than the others. Not Rowling's wheelhouse though sadly.
>he thinks they'll wrap a book up in a seasonkekeroni. you're forgetting all the homosexual and poc side characters they're adding.
is the plan even 1 season per book? with their production schedule this little yogurt monkey is going to be in his 30s by goblet's filming
>>219003466>homosexual and poc side characters they're addingThat's the fanbase that will dress up whilst they watch this slop and pretend they're in the show.You gotta remember that disney adults and potter adults are one in the same
>>219001528Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead.
Hermione + Bellatrix
>>219003268Most will stop caring when they see him give a good performance in the role, as many predict he will. Such as if you watched Black Mirror season 6
>>219004920Lol
>>219004976How substantive of you
>>219001194you have to understand that the zoomer/internet definition of a tomboy is a girl who dresses in a sports bra/running shorts and is muscular. Like every traditional feminine social archetype, the internet's understanding of it is has been bastardized into its shallowest, porniest interpretation. Same thing happened to goths
>>219005054meant *toned, not muscular.
>>219005054Anon don't you understand? Tomboy is when girls that look like Margot Robbie and work out play world of Warcraft with me!!! Men don't even like short haired women man. Fuck off.
>>219000546I noticed the mystery meat hermione got 0 second screentime in the trailerThey all know yet can't help but keep doing it lmao
>>219000582Yeah I absolutely cannot see them holding up an actually coherent filming schedule. Especially not when it's done on elaborate sets that you have to bus a shit ton of extras to and from. Stranger Things was 80% filmed in a greenscreen warehouse with a handful of people and it took them 10 fucking years to do 5 seasons. The production either collapses halfway through or they just switch to AI.
Beyond the dumb racial switches, this is going to be pretty decent. Whether it's popular enough to be renewed for the whole series, who knows. But it's not going to be a disaster. Everyone wants everything to be a disaster nowadays because that's what people have come to expect, but this will be basic, standard, 7/10 fare.
>>219000546It'll last all 7 seasons but will be another Stranger Things where the actors are 15 years older than their characters.
>>219000546can't even tell if that little faggot is male or female
>>219000905Alan Rickman did a good job, but he was too old even by the first movie. Harry would have needed to start his first year in his mid 20s for Rickman age to have fit.
people were making jokes about the original cast being too old for the roles when they were in their early 20's going into the final movie
>>219000953>Why?He pretty clearly loves acting. Specifically as hammy elevated characters. Didn't you see his performance in Conclave the other year? He seems to live for roles like that where he can really go for it.
>>219000546There's no way John Lithgow, 80, is making it all seven seasons.
>>219009024Don't make me tap the sign again, there is nothing in the first 4 books that even indirectly describes Snapes age or him as lillys classmate and friend, it was retconned by Rowlinger from the 5th book and onwards after the first movies had come out
>>219000905Online "uhm akshually" retards like to keep pretending that Rowling didn't retcon everything and turned Snape from the "I hate that lousy dean" character, into a tragic hero, specifically due to Alan rickman portraying him
>show is "cancelled" after first season>sorry, too bad you are all fired>reboot the series immediately and continue it with AI likenessThis way, they can actually do yearly releases and don't have to worry about child actors growing up weird, actors union actions, actors dying, etc.Nick Frost Hagrid looks like a fat man that's lost weight forced to play a fat man, really uncanny
>>219009371>Nick Frost Hagrid looks like a fat man that's lost weight forced to play a fat man, really uncannybecause that's what Nick Frost actually is
>>219000546They paid for all 7 so it is absolutely happening. Same that happened with RoP.
>>219000941Production knows they're making shit but they're getting Bezos money and guaranteed pay, he wants his Game of Thrones and doesn't give a fuck about quality
>>219001126>like asking a cover band Aerosmith literally covered Come Together and it's objectively a better version than the original
>>219009121The first book said he went to Hogwarts with Harry’s dad
>>219000546Why are they remaking this anyway? The films aren't that old. I was in primary school when halfblood prince came out. People will watch it because people including me have time to waste on slop but it is going to be inferior in every way, cast, soundtrack etc. If they were going for the 12 year old audience I could understand it but it looks like they are targeting the core millennial base.
>>219000832I think I've come to realize that nothing is ever truly beyond getting fucked by low quality
>>219009472Well he's getting his Game of Thrones in the end I suppose, just not the good seasons
>>219009503Fuck Aerosmith, best Beatles cover was done by this slim hottie and her knitwear loving brother:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgj4xcxXyA
>>219000859
>>219009874Because normies will watch fucking ANYTHING with certain nostalgic title.
>>219000546It would be funny if thos kid hit turbo puberty and was a hulking 6'3 brute with a 5 o'clock shadow by the time he was 13.
I am looking forward to it. It will not be like the original movie that created a whole fantasy world. But it will be enjoyable enough to smoke weed and bang a chick with it running in the background. Just like pic related
>>219001413Source: tyler durden magazine
>>219000953He misses the catering services on the premium channel movie lots
>>219000953Also i didnt know lithgow was british, something about his voice masks the accent well
>>219000750It's a wizard arry
>>219010030This. People used to claim that Star Wars was bulletproof and would print money no matter what.
>>219001126Ironic post considering Rowling and the Beatles are both Tavistock creations and were not authors of their own 'art'.
>>219001126Fuck the other anons, this is a really good take. I'm stealing it.
>>219009874>Why are they remaking this anyway?It's important for every popular IP to prominently feature nonwhites. Stop being antisemitic.
>>219000582>3 per yearWhy is it so long?
>>219000953His career? He's 82. Try his fucking life. Even if they make one season every two years (which they will NOT) that still puts him at 94. No chance he makes it to the end.
>>219000546We have harry potter at home
>>219000546Why the fuck do they look so uncanny?
>>219012311Based tard
>>219012311In theory it's so the writers can map out story beats and plot points coherently In actuality who the fuck knows? Literally on shows like this with long hiatuses the writers don't do that until days before production is set to begin
>>219000926>It will have a season or two that no one will really like with a bunch of padded out bullshit because up until the later books they all fit damn near perfectly into a film adaptation. I mean, FOUR out of SEVEN of the books were horribly adapted with shitty films that aren't worth revisiting. And since the later books are so much longer that's like 90% of the total text. >They streamline some side characters, and no one actually likes peevesI do
>>219000582There's no way that Lithgow is making it all the way to Half-Blood Prince. Or hell, now that I think of it, there's stuff for Death Hallows they'll need him for too.
>>219000546Head like a fucking trapezium
>>219000546My only really issue with the casting (aside from the obvious Snape elephant in the room) is that Hagrid's too soft-spoken. What does kind of bum me out is that this means they're going to eventually phase out the movie versions of the characters from the Wizarding World stuff at Universal in favor of these versions.
>>219011293He's american lol
>>219000953I'm sure it's kind of a Bruce Willis-esque situation, where he spending what time he's got cashing in for his family, and he would be a fool to turn down a prominent role in one of the biggest entertainment franchises on the planet.
>>219011293You actually made me check
Any hairy girls in this?
>>219000676Governments are gonna say AI permissions signed by minors are nul and void
>>219000546They look like knockoffs. It's impossible to see these characters and not think of the other actors who portrayed them, and these look like cheap imitations.
>>219009503Joe Cocker also slapped the Beatle's shit around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C58ttB2-Qghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXV4WyQMHFM
>>219001523>Bring back the first set of kids for the epilogue flash forward>https://youtu.be/SIexDBVjpic
>>219000800And lo and behold...
>>219000750>is that a boy or a girlIt's a middle-aged lesbian.
>>219000546>It's temu harry potter Called it, 3 seasons max before HBO claims the actors got too old and they told the story they wanted to tell. Viewship will tank after the first episode and it'll only be used by youtubers to point out how terrible it is compared to their (also shit) version
Why are TV production cycles so long. I remember in middle - high-school I'd have a new season of Orange is the New Black every summer.
>>219001194Only fags don't like tomboys, you closet queers honestly believe people can't tell how fucking gay you are
>>219000800And nobody is watching it either
>>219001126> "I will watch until it sucks."You've already done that.
