Did they show him wanking?Was that a premium channel exclusive?
>>219000947he was probably raised in a particular way where he thought jerking off was gross or would kill him. just like how they prevented him from exploring
>>219000947>it's another truman spends 4 hours edging episodethis show sucks
>>219000996Come onHe's a manEven the WANKING IS FOR THE DEVIL people touch themselves
>>219001121What if he was never exposed to porn?
>it's a Truman explores the dark web for the first time and then blowtorches his hard drive episode
>>219000947Commercial break.
>>219001121>>219000947Actully they had his mother give him mommy handjobs
>>219000947>The one where Truman gets side effects from taking too much Cialis and ends up in the bathroom with violent diarrhea and a raging boner while trying not to fall off the toilet because of how lightheaded he is
>>219000996>its a "Truman is desensitized to normal porn and clicks the 'fetish' tag"
>>219001601>implying they'd have commercialsThe ads were in the show
>that one time Truman was extra horny and curious so he fingered his asshole but was immediately repulsed and lost his boner when he saw and smelled shit on his fingerThat was a rough one.
>>219001674>Truman discovers “sounding” and is rushed to the ER with a tube of chapstick stuck in his urethra
>>219001727Imagine Raid Shadow Legends being advertised by the actors.
There was no internet back then so people didn’t jerk off.
>>219000947I sucked Jim Carrey's dick in a broom closet in 2006 in Toronto at a party
It's in the extended edition.
>"Interrupt video playback when the dude's ballsack fills the screen"
>>219001914Truman only using Raycon headphones
>>219000996We’re not even sure if Truman has a penis, they might have removed it.
>>219002278There's a deleted scene where they were gonna have him knock up some womanThough since it's deleted it's non-canon I guess
>>219002128is this the guy who played robocop?
>>219002422Yes
>>219001601What if it's a serious goon sesh?
>>219000947Didn't he just have a dedicated channel running 24/7?
>>219002624Recap of the day
Her eyes remind me of Ella Purnells eyes
>>219002624Openly homosexual TMZ host Harvey Levin has a very obvious erection while reporting on Truman’s goon sesh and Variety writes an article about Harvey’s erection and Jay Leno makes fun of the article in his segment Headlines.
>>219002886holy fuck she plays the mom in young sherlock. I knew I saw her from somewhere but couldn't place her at all. probably seen her in other things as well.young sherlock isn't terrible despite being a new amazon show, btw.
>>219004221>>219002886oh and shes still hot. although im older too now so ymmv.
>>219004288yes shes still pretty hot for her age
>>219001121Cope. Jerking off was not ubiquitous in the 90s. There were men who wanked regularly, but these were society's losers. They paid for porn magazine or early website subscriptions and no one wanted anything to do with them.You are not supposed to jerk off in a chair, you're supposed to have sex with a woman and cum in her pussy, remember? It's amazing just how detached zoomers are from the human experience.
Hardly anyone masturbated before the mid 2000s when internet speeds got way better.
>>219004852Crazy how Playboy and Penthouse managed to stay in business for 40 years before the internet if nobody in the world was jacking off.
>>219004911they read them for the articles
>>219004813one of the most iconic tv episodes of the 90s was about masturbation
>>219001727>the actress wife phenotype
>>219000996>truman wakes up screaming in the middle of the night, again, remembering about how he once touched his willy and it caused a school bus full of children (wait why was there a school bus of children going pass at 11 pm) to drive off a fuckin bridge after the driver glanced left and saw him (they made eye contact. wait, why was the driver looking nearly 175 degrees away from forwar-) through the living room whacking it to the sears catalogue>37 deaths, but truman just ran to bed and pretended to be asleep so no one ever found out
>>219007582>one of the most iconic tv episodes of the 90s was about masturbationjesus fucking christ lmao, thats this anons legit, honest to god argument that everyone masturbated in the 90's. television shows.
>>219000947Truman was up in that pussy every night bro, they just cut to curtains blowing in the wind, he didn't have to jerk it
>>219007673What's up with Americans and liking women with very broad masculine faces?
>>219001750>mentally challenged Truman discovers that there's poop inside his butt
the budget for this show would have been impossible. need thousands of people to operate 24/7. cant even imagine what that set cost. and it wouldnt even generate any revenue for at least 5 years until he was old enough to be interesting for more than 15 minutes at a time. whoever was backing that project had a lot of money and even more faith in the idea.
>>219011781i mean, imagine all of elon musk's ventures replaced by one insane TV related one
>>219004813You're the one coping faggot. You weren't even around in the 90s. Softcore porn on TV, sports illustrated swimsuit edition, bra ads etc. We were all jerking off.Besides, porn isn't actually necessary
>>219011823thats what it would take. also occurs to me that there would be a lot more people trying to fuck it up because they think the concept is immoral or because they hate the billionaire behind it.
>>219011781Wasn't the idea of the movie was similar to Idiocracy where audiences are so dumbed down (and mentally numb) that they are totally interested in watching this one dude doing boring everyday shit
>>219011894that's the part that gets me. a handful of people making it past every filter and screening to try and save truman doesn't make much sense without a constant angry mob of people openly calling for the whole thing to end, and likely christoph's blood.
>>219011618idk but olivia wilde (young) works magic on me
>>219011958not particularly, they were meant to be the typical TV audience of the 90's, watching simpsons reruns and ads motionlessly
>>219012023Isn't it interesting that in House MD all the main female actors up to the last season have very angular, broad (masculine) faces, but then they transition to round faced (feminine) faces.
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>>219012025Why was that a feature of the 90's audiences?
>>219000947there's a non-zero chance Truman never learned to masterbate (despite having wet dreams).Wholesomeness was technically possible in Christof's (gnostic) world.
>>219012394Masturbation is wholesome. Fighting against it is what creates the un-wholesome outcomes
>>219012571>up is down>down is upmeh...
>>219011828>>219007582Cope. Jerking off to porn every single day was never normal until the last 15 years or so. What you've done to yourself is not normal. If you told your grandpa how much porn you watch and how often you jerk off he'd probably never talk to you again.
>>219012762>Jerking off to porn every single dayNobody said every day, gooner
>>219012800Yet that's your life kek
>>219012728Are you trying to make a religious point about Satan and masturbation being an evil resulting from Lucifer's fall? Just so I know if I should respond any further>>219012762Having a smartphone wasn't normal until the last 15 years or so. Do I need to go on? And who cares what your grandpa wags his finger at lmao. Do you live to uphold your grandpa's old ways? Is that why you're here?
>>219012943>Are you trying to make a religious point about Satan and masturbation being an evil resulting from Lucifer's fall? Just so I know if I should respond any furthersame to you: are you trying to make morally relativistic statements?I don't believe in moral relativism: there is clear good & evil and good doesn't change, only evil does (hence chaos).
>>219012943>Having a smartphone wasn't normal until the last 15 years or so. Do I need to go on?No, you just agreed with me. Stop jerking off and have sex
>>219012377because it devolved to youtube and short form content not long after and now people who can sit through a simpsons episode (even a golden era one) with ad breaks are becoming rare.
>>219013331>stop texting and start using rotary phones
>>219013167Why is masturbation so clearly evil? Who are you hurting by doing it? Do you think God is hurting because God watches you and gets upset like that stern religious grandpa who apparently cares very much about you touching your own pee-pee?
>>219000947>His current face
>>219013488He was 36 in the Truman show and hadn't answered the call yet
>>219013412Yes.
>>219013331Why can't you do both exactly? I don't know about you but a healthy man's sex drive doesn't stop in its tracks because he masturbates. And even if it did, why is it your business what another man's sex drive is like and what he does with it? Go and have all the sex you want, more for you. Why are you thinking about other men touching their penis and making it so important in your mind?
>>219001368a teen does not need porn to get off. just seeing a normal middle aged woman is enough to get his dick leaking
>>219001750its ok. even a monkey in the zoo goes through that phase
>>219013384Why would staring at a TV and sitting through ads and content that you didn't choose better than what's today, boomer?
I'm Truman.
>>219013689>Why can't you do both exactly?You don't though. >>219013412You realize you don't have to swear off all technology to stop being porn addict right? Guess you're really far gone
>>219004852>This is what zoomers actually believe
