The new cast is already being bullied
The real test is if they say stuff about the little mutt playing Hermione They won't because most of them are the same color as her, just like on here
>>219004171Nah this kid has feminine mannerisms. Casting director went out of their way to hire an androgynous person as lead
>>219004171Puberty will devastate this guy and they will recast him in 2 years.Mark my words.
>>219004171it's not fair to say little boys look like lesbians, it's more that lesbians look like little boys
>>219004359Yeah. Lesbians are the ones going out of their way to buy men's clothes.
Can’t wait until Harry gets blacked by Snape’s BBC
>>219004171I'd bully the fuck out of this kid
>>219004351They really needed to cast someone more waifish. This kid is so wide. Harry should be a malnourished lanklet.
trailer for Daniel for comparisonhttps://youtu.be/mNgwNXKBEW0?si=jzO4D8RFZ0UNaS74&t=7>>219004479Good. That means he's well cast.
>>219004171>rapepublicans mad because they dont think the children are sexy enough
>>219004577>implying the original cast was sexy
>>219004386>EXPECTO CAUCASIAAAAAAAAAN
>>219004171Why does he look like he has dentures?
>>219004681This. The perfect teeth make him look uncanny. Who has perfect teeth at 13?
>>219004577Sir this is a wendys
>>219004171cuz he literally looks like shityou could find a 1000x better potter fit in two fucking seconds in a random ass schooli bet this little fag has a politician uncle or some bullshit
>>219004785It's even worse when you consider Harry is a) Brit*sh and b) a neglected orphan. Who's paying for his dental work?
>>219004171This show is going to be dead on arrival lmaoThe casting looks like absolute dogshit
>>219005327it’s going to set all time HBO records and be the most watched show in history.
>>219005370Yep. Every single person, fan, tranny, racist, chud, neutral, etc, will all tune in and finish the season. But only season 1 has the power to win people over. If it comes out and we get a feel for the tone and the wokism, the hype will deflate for season 2. if it comes out and delivers a spectacular season everyone will be excited for the future. I’m so accustomed to disappointment in this modern era because modern shows and movies are so terrible and hijacked with identity politics and wokism, so I’m fully expecting something dull, flat and soulless in every way to the movies. And the music will be crucial to giving this show a soul.
>>219004171>The new cast is already being bulliedcan't even tell if that little faggot is male or female>>219005370yeah, like rings of power lmao
>>219004171The cynical delusion that led to them greenlighting this fucking thing is 10/10.Everyone who cared about harry potter already read the books and then saw the fuckin movies, and that was 20 years ago. Now we have two generations in a row that don’t read and you think you’re going to sell them on a series about a book they’ve never read, by what, doing a better job of showing the story than the films? …with that cast? When the entire fucking saga has only been kept in the publics mind bc its author is a hateful old cunt who can’t keep her mouth shut about hating trannies for 2 whole seconds?They’d better rewrite those scripts to hardline medieval religious conservative reinforcement, bc those are the only people left who *might* watch this, until they remember hiw hard they protested Harry Potter bc it’s pagan (satanic to the christfag) propaganda. This thing is a boat anchor.
>>219004171I can’t unsee it.
>>219004663Dude, prepube Emma is little girl Mt Rushmore level
>>219004503I can't get an Oliver! series that isn't woke AF
>>219004217what race is her? Indian?
>>219008432Ohhh shit, wasnt gonna fap, but theres pretty little emmas tiny perfect little butthole hungry for producer meat, and agent meat, then three of the producers friends, then two of the craft services crew at the same time, then the directors dog while bent over the saw horse out in the film loading shed…
>>219008484What race is her what? Her indian? Indian.
>>219005122NHS! NHS! NHS!
>>219008419it's a money printer. Do you know how much fucking money Harry Potter makes? Yes it's 20 years on and there's still Harry Potter tat shops at every remotely touristy location in the UK. Harry Potter world is sold out all the time. Most the people who saw the films didn't read the books. I'd go as far as to say 95% of people didn't read the books. All those people have kids now and will A. Watch the series themselves and B. Want their kids to watch it. And having an edgy controversial author only helps in clown world. Thinking this will tank is absolute delusion. That doesn't mean it will be good
>>219008419This is going to make so much money even if its complete and utter dogshit. All the trannies and handmaidens who seethe over JK Rowling will watch it because they are secretly still addicted to this shit. The same thing happened with Hogwarts Legacy. On top of that HP is really popular with normies who have zero taste. Finally outside of the English market, HP is massive in asia, China and Japan absolutely love it.This can be absolutely dogshit and it will still make money.
>>219004171harry, ron and draco are icsh
>>219004171elliot page lookin ah
are zoomers having a melty yet because they think they're immune from bullying?
>>219004171least feminine alpha kid:>>219010496zoomers are 30 anon...
>>219004171man id figure out what spell i could use to manually twist someones testicles in the sack and just run around giving people testicle torsion. lmao that shit would be hilarious
100 million per episode by the way
>>219005122He has millions in the goblin bank. Also, I'm sure there is a spell to fix your teeth. Dentus perfectus.
>>219004171So in the books how long do they stay small kids? Because they've only filmed book 1 and all the kids will look 50 in a year's time.
>>219004171Literally a tranny to own JK, it will be revealed later
>>219004171Subarupelliarmus
>>219004479Calm down Timmy Toughknuckles.
>>219004217Nah I think they were smart to go with an ugly so the pedos dont lust after her like the last one, there could be a full on upksirt shot, unlike the fake that went around with the last one, and no one would care.
thankfully we have camp male gossips like op to keep us minutely up to date
>>219010658They're filming 2 seasons (2 books) at a time precisely to avoid that problem.
>>219010658Shows like this just need to basically keep filming with a month break in-between so the kids dont age that badly, but modern tv/movies cant do that
>>219010730?
>>219010758They filmed or finishing filming both Sorcerers Stone ans Chamber of Secrets so they don't age too noticeably on screen. They take a break and film the next two books and so on.
>>219004171why does everyone online bully everyone so much it's mostly gays and women righti know it used to happen a lot too but it feels like it's gotten worse in the last decade
>>219009233SPIKUS CORTISOLUS
>>219011153Online bullying is more like socially sanctioned cruelty. That’s really what made the #MeToo movement take off. In people’s minds, it isn’t bullying if the target is an awful person who deserves it. It’s justice. You can see this beginning to take root with Chris Chan.
>>219011273I agree, but how does the literal child actor deserve it?
>>219011286Probably because people still equate supporting Harry Potter with supporting trans genocide. Every sale the franchise gets is one more tranny who kills themselves. Hogwarts Legacy was their 9/11.
>>219004171>JarrodOf course it had to be a kike
>>219004171>original movies>directed by Chris Columbus, master of childhood whimsy>scored by John Williams, greatest film composer of all time who created an iconic theme that lasts to this day>cast literally all the greatest British actors alive but for the kids>fill the movies with bright lighting and colors, fun scenes and sets>HBO>directed by... ...? Remove any and all sense of whimsy>scored by... ...? Theme that's basically background music >cast Literally Who's because all British actors used up but for Nick Frost, John Lithgow the only decent casting, make Snape black>series obviously filmed on a soundstage with dampened and darkened lighting and colors, cheaper looking costumes and setwork when it's thereIt'll do well because it's Harry Potter but it will peak at season one in terms of viewership for curiosity's sake.
>>219005370You glazers claimed this about rings of power and house of the dragon also and nobody watches that slop either
>>219011286Because it's funny.
>>219004171what is the point of this?if they tell the same story it wont be as good as the movies if they change the story it will piss people off there are no new harry potter fans to capture and all of them will watch anything put out under the potter banner.so why not make a sequel series where theyre free to cast however they want and at least theres a chance of a new interesting story being told? as a bonus it allows for cameos from the film actors.
>>219011343I swear these people are money laundering. No one in their right mind would have set this up. Harry Potter is easy to do and would print money, but know they fuck with it so royally it's bound to fail.
>>219005327Just like the game, it will bombTrust the process
>>219011343This must be a new form of psychological warfare>Take a franchise associated with childhood whimsy and nostalgia for better days>Make the new version drab and muted. Drain all the color and mirth>Spin this as the definitive versionYou see it all the time with Disney live action remakes
>>219008419>better job of showing the story>makes Snape a niggerAlso, seethe and dilate tranny
>>219011286That child is accepting money and international fame to peddle kike propaganda, thus not immune from criticism
>>219004171What's wrong with his teeth?Looks so fake for a kid
>>219011456You sad twat.
>>219011357Because Hollywood is full of talentless hack nepobabies whose lack of creativity is only worsened even when using AI to generate content. Easier for them to just to remake something based on an adaptation of a book while injecting their out-of-touch liberal politics into every aspectof it.
>>219011435>damn bro the movies were so good>the movies : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
>>219004171It is to take away from the Severus Ape casting. >Severus Snape was a thin man with sallow skin, a large, hooked nose and yellow, uneven teeth. Snape had a "stringy, pallid look", being "round-shouldered yet angular" and with a "twitchy walk that recalled a spider", as well as "long oily hair that jumped about his face".>anyway, here is that pallid (WHITE) looking guy we were telling you about
>>219011456Child actors are just slaves to their greed driven pimp parents.
>>219011599Remember when Rowling said that no where in the book was Hermione specified to be white but then there actually was more than one place in the book where Hermione was specified to be white?
>>219004171all jokes aside he literally looks like a 24 year old lesbian?like I knew a girl in university that is uncanilly alike him in appearance. Not even like "oh same glasses and hair" no, complexion, smile, teeth, chin, etc.
>>219011468>that kids face whenFucking spare me. I got made fun and I did not get millions of dollars for looking like a faggot 10 year old lesbian.
You faggots' ability to whine and bitch about anything and everything, no matter how insignificant never ceases to amaze me
>>219008419Go back to bluesky.
>>219011357Doing a series allows them to include more stuff from the books and be "accurate"
>>219011678are they going to do that?
>>219004171This is a FtM tranny btw
everyone on the youtube page is flaming Snape and its hilarious... but Hagrid to me is the absolute worst, I knew theyd butcher harry and snape cause Radcliffe is iconic and they were forced to go black snape regardlesssbut jesus fuck Nick Frost as Hagrid is one of the worst castings Ive ever seen. every time he talks its like nails on a blackboard
The casting of a black guy as Snape carries a lot of weird implications given he's racist towards whi- I mean "Mudbloods" and "Muggles"
>>219004479who hurt you?
>>219011343>>series obviously filmed on a soundstage with dampened and darkened lighting and colors, cheaper looking costumes and setwork when it's thereI don't get this complaint when the beaner director of Azkaban did it first, destroying Columbus' entire atmosphere of the films and you praise him for it.
>>219011767They should have done something to differentiate him visually from Coltrane's Hagrid. I know the costume is book based, but literally they put the EXACT same wig and beard, the EXACT same coat and outfit on him to the point it looks like someone cosplaying Coltrane's Hagrid.And so when you see Hagrid but it's Nick Frost's higher toned voice coming out of him, it's just an uncanny effect pulling you out of it. Coltrane's big booming gruff voice was perfect, while Nick Frost is sort of just talking like Nick Frost. In a way I can see it as Hagrid being a gentle giant and more soft and unassuming than you'd think, but that's not actually how Hagrid is. Hagrid in the books is a lovable guy with a soft spot for beasts and the students, but also he was intimidating and rough around the edges at times too and scolded or scorned folks.Lithgow is the only great casting here, and the Draco kid who looks like a little shitter. The others are just sort of okay and to be determined, while Frost and Snape are bad choices. It's not even that Frost is a bad actor or unlikable, he's just not right for this part.
>>219005327what about hermione?
>>219004530>Good. That means he's well cast.Because they wanted people to dislike it?
>>219011703goodness no.we'll get filler episodes about the teachers and their interpersonal drama while various book bits are left out.
>>219011779Wizards are a global phenomenon, retard. It's prejudice and not racism to call someone a mudblood
>>219011835You'll notice I only included Columbus' work in the post. The original movies markedly declined in quality after the first two due to Columbus no longer running the show and Michael Gambon not being a replacement for Richard Harris.
>>219011767he looks like a complete unserious fag tooi bet frost is loving the role though so i mean, good for him and all
>>219011849Any publicity is good publicity and the faggots on here won't shut up about this show that's not even out yet
>>219004217emma watson already is like 1/4 or 1/8 turkish
>>219004171They're not being bullied enough. Their lives must be made a living hell to help prevent things like this happening again. Especially SnAPE.
>>219011836lithgow is shockingly good looking as dumbledore. actually mindboggling.Frost is far too soft feeling, the handful of times hagrid is mad at harry in the books, harry feels actually scared by it.
>>219010727That's not why they did that, Jesus...Beautiful women are resented in wokeism. It's sexist or misogynistic for men to like attractive women these days.We see it in everything: video games, comic books, movies, etc.
Is Snape being black really a problem? I mean yeah I know it's 4chan so yes huge problem but I'm just thinking story wise, yeah they'll probably add some racial elements and it recontextualizes things a lot but like would that even be an issue? race thing is talking about race stuff! People online seem to be freaking out but as someone who isn't white or black, I'm just shrugging my shoulders whatever they do. Make it a race thing don't make it a race thing, it's whatever to me lol
>>219011914It's like people on the internet love to complain about things and it's easy to rile them up because of it
>>219011703Of course not, hence the quotes on "accurate"
>>219011069>They filmed or finishing filming both Sorcerers Stone ans Chamber of Secrets so they don't age too noticeably on screen. They take a break and film the next two books and so on.But the "break" will still be 2+ years
>>219011884>discussion = success>4chan never discussed artemis fowl, wheel of time, every nu-trek that only got 2 seasons, etc.sure bud
>>219011946No-one's forcing you to obsess over it, you're advertising this show for free
>>219011914Ask yourself why they did it
>>219011914Snape is largely kind of irrelevant until later in the story and even then his presence is not that big of a deal
>>219011989Are you fucking retarded
>>219011993He's a red herring at best in Philosopher's Stone because these books aren't exactly deep
>>219011964Yeah. I know exactly way, to raise some context about race politics. But honestly is that really a bad thing? Because fuck man everyone's racist just pointing out the grass is green doesn't really matter to me one way or another. >>219011934Even I initially was like "oh no they're going to makes James Potter racist" but then I took another look at it and I'm just thinking why does it matter? They're going to be an asshole to snape one way or another, this just adds another context. Harry being scared of black man Snape is going to be hilarious though.>>219011993I mean in his defense, he didn't really do much in Philosophers Stone and that looks to be what the HBO series is looking to adapt.
>>219004577no one wants to waste time looking at these chopped ahh mofos
>>219012028>to raise context about race politicsNo, it's to be use his skin color to be controversial.
>>219011678>be "accurate"given how long hbo shows take, harry is going to be 30 by the end of final season
>>219011835Azkaban is the weakest of the films.
>>219012017And that's not important?
>>219011621rowling is a standard leftist radfem who just doesn't like troons occupying the special place. idk why chuddies on this board wanted to pretend that she is based
>>219012073And idk why lefties think she's Hitler
>>219012052eh that too, but that's just the audience sperging over anything. smart marketing gimmick though.
>>219012028why not just insert some african expat teacher instead of blackwashing a beloved character?
182 KB JPGYoooo this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how i became the half blood prince of a town called bel-airIn Cokeworth England born and raised stalking little white girls is how i spent most of my days, when a couple of death eaters who were up to no good, invited me to torture muggles in my neighbourhood, i said one little slur and Lily got mad she said “I’m getting bred by James cause he’s chad”
They cast the ugliest child they could find as Hermione just to spite us. They did the same thing with Ellie in the Last of Us tv show.
>>219012073She's still a lefty I think but she has probably chudded out a bit on some issues. She was barely even anti trans at first but after the rape threats she started just calling them men outright and telling them to dilate. When you see rapey freaks with the blm, trans flag palestine flag collecting woke points for street cred you probably begin to have some negative thoughts about that entire crowd and not just the men in dresses.
>>219010625Hermione fixes her teeth in books
>>219012103because they want it to be a race thing with james potter.
>>219010727Yeah it's real smart to cast ugly kids when pedos will still fap to and molest them (problem on set) anyway. Real big brain.
>>219012124I just don't understand why they smeared dirt on her face. Hermione comes from like an upper middle class family she's not a vagrant street rat, if anything Ron would maybe have some grubbiness.
>>219004171What a cunt face
>>219012095Don't you think using race as a marketing gimmick is a bit... racist?
>>219012124Nah you are delusional, this girl is a supermodel next to the monstrosity they casted as ellie in the last of us
>>219012173You're not a native English speaker
>>219012155it's for the brown chicks who LOVE harry potter to self insert into.
>>219012173Everything is racist to me. It's provocative, it gets the people going.
>>219012103Because manbaby tears are very precious to them
>>219012069He's as "important" as a fictional villain character in a childrens' series can be, I guess
>>219012103They're improving it, actually
>>219012069Depends on what you consider important. One could say Dumbledore is important because he is the strongest wizard alive, while others might argue that he is not since he has very little screen time and rarely affects the plot, at least until the later books.
Kinda looks like Elliot Page
>>219008419Why do people like you confidently spout this deluded bullshit? Do you spend so long in echo chambers that you completely lose track of reality?The fact this show has every indication of being shit doesn’t change that HP still reliably sells an absolute boatload of merchandise and the books still do great numbers.An exec deciding there’s a gap in the market for a tv series marketed as following the books more closely is not surprising in the least. The fact they’re almost certainly lying about being faithful even outside the casting is beside the point.
So was the reason Snape wasn't hired for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position that Dumbledore was racist and thought darkies could only teach dark arts?
If straight men don't want to see potbelly Indian superman with an under bite it could only be because they actually love cock am I right xisters?
>>219012222OK so then he's important to the fucking story>>219012204Yeah they really needed to provoke people into caring about Harry Potter.
>>219011914People focus on it because, outside the weasely family, he’s the most vividly described character and they didn’t even try. There’s wiggle room for other characters, but not him.Alan Rickman wasn’t exactly book faithful either, but he was at least in the same vicinity and a legendary actor to boot.
>>219012068It's the best one.>>219011621Shamful display, racesawpping beloved characters like that for brownie points.>>219012073Going against the left in any manner is pretty admirable.>>219012090Because leftists do nothing but purity spiralling since their ideological tactics entirely revolve around shaming people for being evil. It doesn't matter how many other issues she agrees with them on, she is "literally causing transpeople to die by denying them basic human rights", blah blah blah.
>>219004171
>>219012240Snape is important because he's the one the kids think is the villain. It helps set up the twist. This isn't difficult.
>>219012028>But honestly is that really a bad thing?Yes. When you're hiring actors based solely on whether their name and skin color will tick the nebulous diversity boxes of social media influencers instead of whether they're actually talented or a good fit for the role it's a bad thing.Truth be told, I don't really have any problems with *most* of the casting. Lithgow, Lesser, and Frost aren't exactly the first people that come to mind for the characters they're cast as, but they're all experienced actors and I can see myself getting used to them. I don't have an issue with any of the kid casts - not even Arabella Stanton as Hermione - there's clips floating around of some of the kid actors' audition rolls and I think they all do fine. But I do have some reservations about Paapa Essiedu, I think it's very clear that the decision to cast him as Snape was driven more by executives looking for a social media hook rather than by the casting director... but that being said, I've also sat down and watched some extended scenes of his stage acting and credit where it's due he is a competent actor, so while I still won't say he's still a good fit for the role I am open to being proven wrong.But I stand by what I said earlier - basing casting decisions around how it will play on social media or whether an actor is "ethnic enough" to tick a bunch of diversity requirements is total bullshit.
>>219004171The world is healing
>>219004171The new cast is already being bullied for being apart of the dullest franchise in the history of movie (and soon to include tv) franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>219012858>nebulous diversity boxes of social media influencers instead of whether they're actually talented or a good fit for the rolemeh i don't care about that either. diversity whateversity just as long as they're good now if black snape has a bad performance it's definitely now a lot more of a hm....
>>219012887based
i'll take the lot!
>>219012887missed this pasta
>>219012858I think you should give him a shot anyway
>>219012896So why not make him a midget? Or a woman? Or Chinese? As long as the acting is good, fuck what the character looks like, right?
>>219011767they unironically thought his hot fuzz accent made him a suitable hagrid lmao
>>219012972All thr tampons?
>>219013102haha a female snape who's a lesbian with lily would be hot.
>>219013102They've already got the midget box ticked. Having two midgets would be underkill.
>>219004351you can tell he'll either go full chad mode, or end up as some weird chubby adult child, like the Sixth Sense kid. Goes to show they did a good job casting Radcliffe, because even now, he looks like Harry Potter.
>>219011767Strangely, I think if they absolutely had to raceswap a main cast member, Hagrid might have been the one that would have worked better, certainly better than Snape. Just pick a big, avuncular black guy who can do a West Country accent. Lenny Henry maybe? He loves inserting himself in fantasy guff like this. He’s already been in Rings of Power.
>>219013102Despite you being a disingenuous twat about it, the performance is 10x more important when compared to the actor's appearance
>>219004171Man this shit is cursed. Someone needs to drop a nuke on HBO.
Are we up to the point where we pretend the fims were actually good yet, just because new thing looks shit? Like we're doing with the star wars prequels now.
>>219012972Not a good plan. - Tony Stark
>>219013548I'm not even really a HP fan, but trying to argue that at least the first few films weren't well done, is a hell of a reach.The casting, the sets, the costumes, and the music are all pretty much perfect. You're not going to nail it like that again.
>>219004577They objectively aren't
>>219011891turks are just muslim greeks to begin with
>>219013548the first two movies were fun kid flicks and the other six were perpetual irrational teen angst
>>219013618nah, greeks have blue eyesataturk was greek
>>219008419>When the entire fucking saga has only been kept in the publics mind bc its author is a hateful old cunt who can’t keep her mouth shut about hating trannies for 2 whole seconds?nobody outside the ultra-liberal spheres gives a shit about that, it's just that an IP worth billions that has always had a cult following doesn't simply disappear into irrelevancy overnight you delusional tranny
>>219013746yeah, the masses either don't know or care what Rowling has to say about tranoids, or they agree with her.
>>219004676>CODEINIUS PROMETHAZINIUS
>>219013509Go watch goyflix you tranny
