>Kali Mah! Kali Mah!! Kali Mah shuh-tee-dai!!His fingers start to prod you in the chest.What do you do?
>>219006761>His (brown) fingers start to prod you in the chest.Every white woman's worst nightmare
>>219006761Cancel his H1-B
>this is what /tv/ is like now
>>219006761Simplicity itself, junior.I flare my killing intent and unleash my stored qi until he kowtows
>>219006761Smugly say "Hey, take me to dinner first!"
>>219006958You haven't seen nothing yet.>>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CPuv3cfaTFo
>>219006761I'd listen, because that's what no-one did
>>219006761HELLO SAAAAARS
remind him that the thugees never sacrificed people in this fashion and that it was more of a latin american thing.
>>219006761Just make>do not redeemand >saarjokes until he ragequites
The Temple of Doom is my favorite Indy movie because it is a random adventure without any geopolitical implications (no nazis or commies). just indy uncovering a mystery in a shithole that no one has heard of.
>>219006761Try spinning, thats a good trick
>>219006761Call ICE on them
>>219011422The opening scene is pretty cool.
>>219006761I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus.
>>219011517The opening scene is the only good part. The rest of the movie is shit.
>>219011422You're correct
>>219006761Kali will protect the devotees of God, even from the thugee that worship her.
>>219011824Kali is a demon
>>219012081No, but like shiva she is often worshiped by demons.
>>219012163Yes. Go back to Mumbai, you Apu-ruining street shitter.
>>219006761Inform him im English and politely tell him i have no interest in his hindoo mumbo jumbo
>>219012185>enters Indy thread about Kali>gets mad people talk about KaliBet I'm whiter than you.
>>219012274AI slop doesn't prove a thing, Shitbeep
>>219012342so how dark are you?
>>219006761He looks like the guy who worked in my school cafeteria
>>219006761Grab his wrist until his hand balls up into a fist and then punch him in the face with it.
>ancient aryan religions>co-opted and puppeted by brown hordessad to think of the culture we've lost over the millennia
>>219006761>You did not redeem Shiva!
>>219006761I'd go thru every threat, misdirection, and plea for mercy. Something along the lines of:>Oi, pack that in, or I'm gonna call the cops, I mean it...>My dad knows I'm here anyway, and he's a big cunt, so...>Listen 'ere, dickhead, don't come any closer with that hand, or I'll bite it off...>I'm sorry, you're not a dickhead. It's just, I have a contagious skin disease and I don't want you to catch it. I'm only thinking of your welfare...>Let me go, and I'll tell you about some buried treasure...>Yo, is that Elvis behind you. No, I'm serious, stop what you're doing for a sec and look behind you. I'm not lying, look, Yo, King, how ya doing?>Betty Boop, what a dish. Betty Grable, nice gams. I say can you see! I say can you see! I... I say... Fuck Hitler. Fuck Hitler!<Feels fingers pressing into your chest cavity>- I'M ON YOUR SIDE!<Rips out heart and I watch it set on fire. Skin and cavity instantly heals and I'm still alive>>Oh, thank Christ for that! Can I go home now?<Cage slowly descends into lava>>For fuck's sake!
