ITT: "Fuck you I liked it" movies
>>219010389This movie was good althoughbeit. I can't think of anything saying it was bad.
not a fan of MCU but I actually really liked first two Iron Man movies, I don't know why the sequel was so hated
>>219010389Pic related is still Ridley Scott's best imo despite the hate it got>>219010445The constant bloom effect was cancer
While I find Bigelow's latter films to be overrated schlock, this is an underrated gem.
>>219010537i didn't enjoy it that much while watching it but there was something in the mood it instilled that keeps making me think of it occasionally ever since i watched it over 20 years ago. i should rewatch it
Was looking forward to a sequel...
>>219010511>The constant bloom effect was cancerThematically it fits.
Still on my top 10 of all time.
>>219010389>>219010445It's one of the ugliest movies ever made
>>219010537literally the only good film in this shitty fucking thread so far and you call it an "underrated gem" wtf
i just really like sincityslop.
>>219010569While the writing can be a but "eh?" at times, especially when it come's to Lenny pleading with Faith or some of the shit surrounding Jericho One, I'm willing to overlook them for not only the atmosphere the film evokes, but also the banger soundtrack by Graeme Revell.It's been my go-to new year's eve movie since 2009.
fucking kino. you can throw in mortal kombat annihilation too
>>219010763Is this the movie where you can see Christopher Lambert's balls?
>>219010511I completely missed the memo on this. Why was it hated? As far as I can tell it's a decent medieval movie.
>>219010738my nigga
>>219010389No Country For Old Men I know, I know. Only the dumbest people alive like this shitty movie. But I just love retarded shit like the magical tracking device. No device like that existed back then. I'll defend it in other threads. It's called "transponder". Even though it's not a transponder and transponders don't work like that. And the horrific acting and story. Guilty pleasure is all.
>>219010845>Why was it hated?The female rape victim's perspective of the story is implied to be the most accurate
>>219010738>>219010763Jane and lambert movies are always kino, they know how to pick them.
>>219010455>I don't know why the sequel was so hatedIt was a nothing movie and the villain sucked
>>219010389'Round here i feel as though I must defend this perfect movie.
Damsel with millie bobby brown. Its a perfect little self contained fantasy story. Millie is believable. Dragon is cool. Didn't feel woke or gay or black. Just knights and dragons and a princess. 10/10. Obviously I wish it had nudity but thats unrealistic to expect
>>219010389Tremors 2 and Tremors 3
> "Fuck you I liked it" moviesfor me it was this. Yes, one of the biggest bombs of all time, but honestly I don't mind it. If anything the idea that the AI plane is not the villain and the hero teams up with it is transgressive given the current trendy view on AI.This movie probably pre-defined both my teenage taste in music (outgrown) and interest in military vehicles (still got it).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAPmXFG8aU
>>219010511Probably the best Nu-Ridley movie by a wide margin
>>219010913It wasn't so much an implication as the movie outright saying it was the truth.
>>219011135Fair
>>219010389It's unhinged, but it's still enjoyable.
Rogue One is the best Star Wars ever made. You cannot disprove this claim.
>>219011180R1 and Andor look to me like they are just good military-adjacent sci fi movies that happened to be made in the SW setting because original IP does not get funded any more.
>>219011209>movies*or TV
>>219011097I fucking love that movie
>>219010738>AY LIL DONNIE
I'm still #TeamEdwardI remember when this movie came out, my first bf bit my lower neck hard and it made me cum so hard
>>219011097>>219011231i went in on this almost blind, on the strength of that one segment from the youtube video, only to find out that's just the prologue, the real cast was completely different, AND it was actually a guy ritchie heist/hit movie filled with guyritchieisms AND it had medieval bullet time and monsters and shit.i wouldn't say i was disappointed but definitely not the kind of flick i was expecting to get
>>219010511Literally just Scott making a far worse version of Rashomon that feels like youre watching the standard edition, special edition, and directors cut of the same movie back to back to back with how little anything changes storywise.
Absolutely love this and in some ways I prefer it to the first.
>>219010929yep, lambert is a kino machine. i'm downloading resurrection, a lambert ripoff of se7en, i'm curious to see how it holds up
>>219011135I don't remember it fully now but when does it say it?
Dune (1984)It seems almost universally hated but it’s my favorite movie of all time next to Holy Grail, Conan the Barbarian and the Thing. It’s just something about Dune that screams kino to me. It’s possibly the greatest spiritual take on the father-son relationship I’ve ever seen.
>>219012084>It seems almost universally hatedI didn't know that until you typed that, and I looked it up, I assumed it was creamed over because of Lynch. I liked it too.
What's not to like
>>219010389A lot of changes made from the book were done for very gay reasons, but on its own the film is still quite enjoyable.
>>219012574good orks?
>>219010738Everything about this looks amazing
>>219012657Clancy is always a good time
>>219011135Her testimony was proven by combat. It was the Truth by the grace of God.
>>219010389I saw this movie once when it came out 16 years ago, didn't think it was good and haven't thought about it a single time since. But somehow my brain is like "That's the Futterwacken. He's doing the Futterwacken".
>>219011097Overall I thought it was retarded but the scene where the throws guys around with Excalibur is one of the best renditions of how superhumans should fight that I've seen in a while. Unlike marvel garbage.
>>219013843>FutterwackenIs that German for Fuck and Whack Off?
>>219010537I love this movie. I love how so much of it takes place at night but still the colours are so bright and everything's clear. It's really nicely put together.
I’m not sure why this movie resonated with me so much but I fucking loved it upon rewatch a few years ago.>>219010537My buddy introduced this one to me a few months ago. It was a banger
THEATRICAL CUT, not the boring extended editiob
>>219014061This wasn't considered bad, though
consider this perfect, incredible pacing, no scene is wasted, each scene is kino, great soundtrack>feels very lonely, why so much hate
I was mildly shocked when I saw the imdb rating
>>219014061I’d also add the Jack Black King Kong from the early 2000s. It was fucking good and I don’t care what anyone has to say. The effects were great, action was awesome with cool guns, the horror aspect was next level.
Abram’s isn’t always great but I like his spirit. Maybe in a normie, but whatever, I loved this movie.
>>219015019I saw it in a movie theater as 14 y.o. and had nightmares about the insect pit scene for years.
>>219014944>>219014974The insane amount of hype and marketing around it soured it a lot.
>>219010572This could have been a Shadowrun movie
>>219010445its absolute fucking dogshit, wtf is wrong with you?
>>219015049It's a good movie, don't remember people shitting on it. Was completely ripped of by Stranger Things btw.
>>219010389I think "Spice World" was a clever movie
>>219012574the movie being resolved in 30 minutes
>>219015049speaking of, love picrel, probably because I'm retarded, but>I'm big sucker for long takes, it does something to my mind, activates somekind "this is all real" reaction>was 100% invested into characters (before action started)
Hancock ran so The Boys could limp.
>>219014944Rosamund Pike was in her absolute prime in this one.
>>219015155wasn't that a hit?
>>219015148>CloverfieldGod I wish they didn’t fuck up this universe. Cloverfield and 10 Cloverfield Lane set up such a cool setting only to be wasted and forgotten about. Real alien horror kino wasted for nothing. Alien horror is one of my favorite genres and they just let it die.
>>219014974this was kid kino, through-and-through. Adults ruin everything.
>>219014974People hold fun western movies to strangely high standards. Modern action movies can be silly and ridiculous and get standing ovations but westerns have this weird sense of traditionalism that forces them to be serious. Same reason the Lone Ranger tanked. It was just as good as any other silly summer action movie, but got raped in the reviews. It’s still a guilty pleasure of mine, along with WWW.
>>219010511>watching three generations of grass growNo thanks, that medieval Boston shit was boring.
>>219015209you mean cloverfield 3 direct to video slop?btw, totally forgot about cloverfield lane, loved it as well
>>219015124I don't think that a single original Idea went into Stranger Things. I haven't watched though.
>>219012084>>219012253All that dumbass whispering was hilarious, and you can only like it in one of those "so bad it's good" kind of ways.Also, Lynch is overrated and all his movies are the same "let's act IRL as if we're in a dream" snooze-fest pattern.
>>219010455>Iron Man 1>Iron Man fights an Iron Man>Iron Man 2>Iron Man fights lots of other Iron Mans>Iron Man 3>Iron Man and lots of other Iron Mans fight lots of other Iron MansHate these movies
>>219015091>The insane amount of hype and marketing around it soured it a lot.I see, makes sense.
>>219012084I liked it for how theatrical it felt
>>219015185Mogged by Jewel Staite. Not anymore though, since Jew-el bogged out.
>>219015456I had high hopes for the Cloverfield Paradox. It came on right after the Super Bowl in like 2017(I think) so everyone watched it immediately. Holy crap it was boring. Weird generic scifi slop with the monster in the last 3 seconds of the film. Added absolutely nothing to the series except for a lame origin story nobody needed.
>>219015185nice, savedthis reminds me, costuming was top notch, and they got a lot of mileage from the whole diamonds/ice theme
>>219010738That one felt like a fever dream to me but it oozed soul out of every pore.
>>219015464ST season 1 was fantastic. Great mood, kids were fun, good horror and mystery. But the show got picked up by cringe online fans that demanded more superpower slop. It quickly devolved into an xman knock off with generic school drama. Also despite having a decade to write a decent story they winged it at the last second. Hell I WISH they copied another movie, at least then it would have decent structure.
>>219014763Ulysses Cut is what makes it a good film. Theatrical Cut is fun but it's genuinely mediocre.
>>219015569I honestly don't even remember it, must've been really blandCheer up anon, fuck franchises and universes, enjoy what you have
>>219015661is that a fanedit? I shall try it, thanks
>>219010537I was really surprised by how good this movie was, it's that James Cameron touch I guess
>>219015706Not a fan edit, official release, I think was made for TV or something
>>219010389Suckered Punch
>>219015775*Sucker
>>219010389I've never wanted to punch or hurt a fictional character as much as these two twats
>>219015775>Sucker Punch Hell yeah. Absolutely kino. WWII battleground with steampunk nazis and dragons. Why can’t we just have cool stuff?
>>219015235Loved this one, is it even hated? Just never see it mentioned
>>219011391The baseball scene gave me a fetish for crossdressing girls for some odd reason.
>>219015092>>219010572yeah it should have been shadowrun but also making the orcs hardcore punk gangbangers was a cool design choice
>>219015746ah ok, then NO, I saw it and didn't like, lots of boring scenes, that detract from the fun feeling theatrical had.I know it's an unpopular opinion, and I'm a retard, but considering the thread we're in...
>>219015235>>219016482same, cool little movie
>>219015802well, snyderfags do praise it (still not sure if that whole movement is bait or not), so it's not like universally hated. I genuinely liked it
>>219010455>>219015517The only MCU movies I liked were the Spider-Mans>didn't have much of the MCU shoved into it since Spider-Man is too young to be an avenger and has self contained stories>had just enough MCU to give spidey cool extra abilities that they hadn't had a chance to put into the previous spider-man movies before>hot new aunt>personally think Tom Holland's portrayal is the best depiction of a live action spider-man imo>second and third movies had interesting set pieces and fun fights>third movie was a love letter to all the previous spider-man movies which was cool and we got to see willem dafoe as the goblin againNothing else in the MCU can even compare desu
>>219011476Main theme song alone makes it goat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6Xq-jjzeE
>>219015019kino of the highest order. works equally well with you both seeing AND NOT seeing the original
>>219015351and yet, Blazing Saddles?
>>219016860I think it’s a little different because that’s a full on parody comedy, like Million Ways to Die in the West. They are totally meant to be satire. While an “action western with some humorous aspects” is held to higher standards
I love Travolta schizokino
>>219016627it's not an unpopular opinion, extended editions are often shit because they ruin the tempo and include a bunch of derivative crap
>>219015019Isn't Peter Jackson's King Kong highly praised? It's a damn good movie. Also has the best movie tie-in game ever made>Peter Jackson's King Kong The Movie: The Game
not only is it good, it's great
>>219016767I'm sorry anon, but no, MCU spider-man 3 is barely even a movie.>third movie was a love letter to all the previous spider-man movies which was cool and we got to see willem dafoe as the goblin again>required reading to understand all references:> raimi 1-3> asm 1-2> mcu spidey 1-2> more mculast time I counted seriously it was 11 total. that alone is insane.>but what if we forget about referencesthen this movie looses 100% of contentstory barely existed with or without.but, enjoy what you enjoy, good for you
Godzilla 1998
>>219016929I think you're on to something, will keep this in mind when next light-hearted western comes out (never?)
>>219017079Last one I can think of, that was decent, was Magnificent Seven. Now it’s mostly western shows that are pure “muh misery” porn. I get that the old west sucked, but you don’t HAVE to dedicate 90% of your show’s runtime to demonstrating the hardships.
>>219017044I'm going deeper underground
>>219017041I didn't watch ASM or a lot of the shittier MCU stuff. I only watched ironman 1-2, captain america 1-2, guardians 1, thor, thor ragnarok, and the avengers stuff. Spidey3 was fine. It had enough Raimi wanking that the ASM fags barely stood out. Doc Ock and Gobbo stole the show.
>>219011177Easily one if the best bad movies ever made.
>>219012574Yeah, I don't get the problem. You got monsters, you got swords, you got magic and shit--what else you fucking need?
>>219017179>Doc Ock and Gobbo stole the show.they mogged everyone else in this, true, but both storylines were too short to the point of not even mattering. but, again, really glad someone liked this movie, have fun
>>219012042> but when does it say it?When Jacques De Gris recollects his part of the story.You know it was supposed to be ambiguous and even historians agree that they are not sure on what happened. Scott's version just confirms the rape, as if she couldn't have lied to get back at those two and get her land back.
>>219017179It's easy to mog when you've got real actors like Alfred Molina and Willem Dafoe
>>219017277I'm not sure, I don't hate that movie, but it was really really weird in some intangible way I can't articulate. maybe it was the pacing. portal entry scene with camera turn was kino, though
Rewatched this old gem and forgot how much I miss Nic Cage kinos.
>>219015185What movie's this? She looks badass with that sword?
>>219017021I'm a god...I'M A GOD!!!!!
>>219012574everything except the orks. Doesn't really have an ending
>>219010929Jane is in all kinds of movies and he's a always good in them.
>>219017415Die Another Day
>>219017154>Magnificent Sevenoh completely forgot about that one.it wasn't too bad honestly. cool soundtrack. but yeah, doomed from the get go, by the title alone
>>219016970that reminds me
>>219011476I liked the second one.
>>219014944i don't know about perfectbut the north korea imprisonment up till he goes rogue and the sword duel was some of the best actual bond everin fact the first half of the movie was goodthen the it gets a little bit bonkersbut still little more fun than world is not enough i guess
>>219017755Hell yeah, also
The first three transformers
>>219017782>then it gets a little bit bonkersit does, but that's only a problem if you're having some notions of what a bond movie should/shouldnt beon its own, its perfect, I swear
>>219016954it's not badit's the last mctiernan moviei don't think it's particularly disliked or something
>>219017872i meanit's not any less bonkers than some moore bond movie but whateveri'm kinda melacholic about it actually
>>219017370It was the CGI. Even the human actors had their facial expressions enhanced to look vaguely video-game-ey. It's like they filtered the whole thing through this weird veneer. Maybe it gave people kind of an uncanny valley feel. I can understand that criticism.
>>219017920>>219017979hmmmm, never noticed it, but now that you mention it, I think the CGI angle is right... the last third did indeed look a bit strange
>>219010445I can't stand to look at it.
TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAXAND FLOAT DOWN STREEEEAMIT IS NOT DYIIIING*fun action sequence with hot babes*Absolute peak
>>219012574The story behind its production is pretty sad. Duncan Jones was dealing with his famous dad dying and his wife having cancer while making what was supposed to be a huge movie that everyone hated.
>>219010389I liked it. This one had a similar vibe.
>>219014974i remember salma hayeks ASS from this and it was supposed to be funny and silly but it just made me wanna JACK OFF
I'd probably lose friends if they knew I liked Into Darkness.
>>219018268I love this moviethe soundtrack is amazingfuck the haters
Comfy, basically zero conflict
>>219018268Could have been an all time great with some tasteful nudity
The quintessential dumb fun movie
>>219018324I was surprised how much I liked this. Though Mila is peak and carries most of the movie.
>>219017277Bad CGI, mangled the story and lore, asian elves, focused too much on garona, medivh sucked.
>>219018454AI will fix that
>>219018460I always make a point to watch this to completion if I catch it on tv
>>219018460How much did Alexander pay to have his name correctly placed above his picture
>>219018460absolute kinohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=zwVQ7M5IFt8
I will concede that it's a slow burn that can be a bit too slow and boring at certain points but I liked it. As a non-religious person interested in angels and demons, it's an interesting watch.
>>219010389middle aged malaiseslop doesn't fit me well but this is still comfy
>>219018268Always annoyed me how they killed off the characters in order of hotness and let the (relatively) ugly one escape
>>219011177I think the premise was workable, but it desperately needed a script re-write and a director that didn't suck. The problem was that too many high-ranking Scientologists including Travolta wanted to steer it because of how much of their money they were putting into it, and there was nobody who was actually at the helm who could stand up to them and force them to just shut up and not fuck it up.This movie was basically destroyed by scientologist izzat wars behind the scenes.
>>219018460The guy with no legs was good, and when the old boomers take the actual battleship out for a spin I felt a sense of patriotism for a country I've never even been to
>>219018634Loved how he beat the big soldier alien in a fistfight
>>219018460I avoided this movie like the plague assuming it was terrible. Then I watched it, probably on an airplane, and was blown away by how good it was. Cheesy sure, but good.
>>219018589Miles and his shitty novel manuscript nobody cares about is literally me
>>219015351This movie was actually really good but it had enemies or stepped on toes or something because the Hollywood machine turned against it HARD just when it needed a little help and promotion, people were shitting on it for the dumbest, gayest fucking reasons. Johnny Depp deserved an Oscar for Tonto. I think maybe part of the problem was that some people thought he was having too much success and they wanted to cut him down to size. I'm not sure.
>>219018725The train sequence with the original Lone Rider theme playing over it was easily one of the best action scenes of the decade
>>219018747>Lone RiderLone Ranger, lol. Lonely Rider was a parody in a Finnish comedy western from the 1970s.
Jupiter's Legacy
>>219017021Bible fan-fiction.
It’s long
>>219018725Same. It seemed weird how much hate it got. The ivory prosthetic leg with a shotgun built in was so fucking cool. And I probably saw “good trade” in Depps accent at least once a week.
I’ve heard nothing but shit talk about this movie, but it was actually decent and spooked me a bit.
>The Boat That Rocked is pointless, shapeless, historically bogus and so emotionally disengaging you can't even feel the soundtrack.>The cast are such old salts that they can't help but raise smiles and even the odd belly laugh, but the film's sexual politics will leave many viewers queasier than a sailor in a force 10 gale.>Comedy flounders in a sea of mediocrity. >Pirate Radio leaves out any mention of the usual historical and cultural background, say, sex as a potential means of mixing races and classes. >This Rock 'n' Roll love letter comes across as an overlong, jumbled mess of a film that has trouble finding both its voice and its focus.
>>219015351I think Lone Ranger would've done just fine it they removed that weird intro/outro scenes that just had a weird tone, like you were supposed to hate the actual movie. It's like they were trying to guilt trip you in a surreal way before the actual movie starts.
>>219018747Yeah, I agree and it was a fucking miracle that they made an actually good movie out of it because NOBODY would have expected a Lone Ranger movie made in 2013 to not be fucking torture to sit through. It should have been Wild Wild West-tier and instead it was the first good Western since Tombstone. Lightning from a clear blue sky.
>>219012084The music is amazing.The performances are amazing.Almost all the lines are quotable.The props/sets are amazing.It was savaged in the reviews (of the time) because the overt goal of the movie was to be the next Star Wars, with a lot of merch related to it. To that end reviewers hated what was done to the source material and for the normie viewer it was too weird. Lynch had his bitchfit about not having final cut but everything that I've learned about his cut makes it seem like it wouldn't do shit to address issues reviewers/audience had with it. He just didn't like that he didn't have full control over it. I think the theatrical cut flows smoothly and the "additions" in his cut would just make the whole thing drag on for too long.
>>219019005Id also add western remakes are probably the most resilient to reboot cringe. >Magnificent Seven>True Grit >Lone Ranger>more that I can’t remember off the top of my head. But modern westerns based on classics tend to come out pretty good, even if the reviews aren’t great
The first Clash of the Titans is a good movie that nobody appreciated. The only thing that kept it relevant was the…>RELEASE THE KRAKEN..memes. But it had so much to offer.
>>219014869Neither was Strange Days so I figured this thread was just movies you have a disproportionate amount of affection for despite reviews
>>219010389absolutely hideous movie. Couldn't finish it it's so ugly.
>>219010389
>>219019137Magnificent Seven is a remake of a remake, that's an interesting thought
>>219019306Never saw it. Was it actually good? It just looked like they cranked up the silly factor while Mad Max was a more serious tone.
>>219015148This is an excellent movie. I can watch it over and over.
>>219019388It's quality fun, slightly bloated plot but overall decent action flick. Just a shame about cgi in it looking rough
>>219018589This movie is great, I would never roll my eyes if someone said they liked it
>>219019388Mad Max 1 was not even a post apocalyptic movie by today standards.Mad Max 2 was serious.Mad Max 3 was goofy and fun.Mad max videogame both serious and goofyFury road was epicFuriosa was goofy and fun
>>219015148Love monster movies too. Rare JJ win
>>219018589this is a good movie that people like, though
>>219019530i think it's rather polarizing, the people that hate it really hate it
>>219019549Probably women hate it. It's a bro movie
>>219010389Is there a single human Itt who would defend picrel, because I thought it's the worst piece of shit in the entire cinema world. Even worse that retarded movie about serial killer kidnapping a girl, and her husband found him and then drink sleeping coffee so the killer could burry him alive. I am so mad so I can't even type. Fuckers even remake these awful movie.
>>219010389I lost my virginity with that movie playing in the background, and then we switched over to the '94 Flintstones movie and kept going, so I have a weird association with those movies and boners.
I don't even like Miles but I liked it
>>219019388It's not nearly as good as Fury Road, but it's still a solid movie
How the heck are we this far down in the thread and not a single Taylor/Neveldine movie has been posted yet?
>>219019549>spoiler>One day, Miles receives a voicemail from Maya, saying she loved his manuscript, encouraging him to keep writing, and inviting him to visit. Miles drives back to wine country and knocks on Maya's door.
>>219019734Full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
>>219019092The audio version of Dune is 22 hours long, it's a 22-hour long story. Lynch wanted to make a film version that was 3 hours long, and Dino De Laurentis decided arbitrarily that it had to be 2 hours. You're tripping fucking balls if you think ANY film ever made can have almost a full hour cut from it and still make sense and not have severe pacing issues throughout. I don't know whether Lynch's cut would have done anything to address the concerns of idiotic reviewers and even stupider audiences, but I think it's literally a crying shame that no existing cut exists for comparison so we can actually see, with hindsight, whether Lynch's version would have been better or worse. At the time, maybe it wouldn't have helped the movie, but it might have been received a lot differently by people nowadays who are a little bit smarter and have a better understanding of the lore and what the movie is actually TRYING to accomplish. I think it's insane that De Laurentis decided to cut out an entire hour's worth of runtime when he literally never even read the fucking book and could barely speak English and people think there's no way that he might have fucked it up because how could David Lynch possibly know what he was doing . . .All I know is when you read the book first and love it and then you find out there was a movie and you decide you want to see it because you loved the book so much, and then you watch the movie, it's extremely apparent that it's a collection of scenes that once belonged to a much larger epic space opera before a fucking ignorant coke addict who doesn't speak English decided to play editor and cut out everything he didn't think was important in a story that he never read and wouldn't have appreciated even if he did.
>>219010445It's when everyone finally caught on to Johnny Depp's repetitive schtick of "put him in a silly hat, and make him act quirky".
>>219019801FUCK yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one. I swear I was the only one that saw this. Went with my wife to watch it on Halloween and was shitting my pants the whole time. I love scary movies but I rarely see them in theaters, and this was a good one.
>>219019865It's controversial because it was made by a youtuber and no matter the quality it would be judged by that fact alone.
>>219019966I heard about that after watching it. I’m not into YouTube politics and I don’t really sub to anyone, so it didn’t taint my opinion. It was a very good scary movie. It seemed very creative and kept me guessing without feeling messy.
>>219010601Has nothing to do with final fantasy tho
Maybe I just like it when Eva Green gets naked
>>219010931>the villain suckedYou don't understand bird gang gang.
>>219012574It was really good. It was a CGI fest and I wish it wasn't where it didn't need it (the armor for humans was CGI FFS) but the story was good and overall it was entertaining. Really wish they'd do a proper sequel.
>>219010445It's fucking dark.
>>219015308First one was absolute feel-good kino. Second one was a typical sequel not as good as the first but not terrible.
>>219020314For me it was the music. The songs and singers in World Tour were so good, constantly stuck in my head
>>219010389how about this one? I think it's a bit more respected nowdays, Ares being a thing and all, but seriously, how is this not a peak unfiltered kino???
>>219020121same, enjoyed Eva Green scenes immensely
>>219019186not to worry anon, I did appreciate it
>>219016860>Blazing SaddlesMost overrated film of all time after Shawshank Redemption. The Godfather, and Pulp Fiction.
>>219020735I don't get it either, the context of conversation was>silly>western>well-liked
>>219019806>You're tripping fucking balls if you think ANY film ever made can have almost a full hour cut from it and still make sense and not have severe pacing issues throughout. The 2nd avatar movie
>>219015155You should believe in god because actually facing reality sucks: the movie.
>>219020813jesus, they had one more hour of that? good call cutting it then
>>219020735Shawshank is great but not the best movie ever. I can understand how normies would think so.Blazing Saddles has funny moments but like all Mel Brooks comedies there are a lot of misses with the jokes. Blazing Saddles is one of his best, though.
>>219020893Avatar 2 had like 10 minutes cut from it, he's trying to say that cutting an hour from the movie as it was released in theaters would have no impact on the story
>>219019806>but I think it's literally a crying shame that no existing cut exists for comparison so we can actually see, with hindsight, whether Lynch's version would have been better or worsewell, that's hard to argue against, obviously seeing for yourself would've been betteras it was, Lynch Dune was assI also think it's one of those rare cases when being familiar with book adds to the experience, and not detracts, because it's dangerously close to completely incoherent mess
>>219020983Avatar 2 and 3 were shot at the same time. Almost the entirety of 3 is cut material from 2. That shit as one movie like Cameron intended would be like 7 hours long.
>>219020983ah, thank you kind anon, totally agree then, easily can cut 50 more minutes out
>>219021069jesus. abatab poster would've enjoyed it I guess
>>219018392Its a masterpiece compared to the last one.
>>219021069Do you have any sources to back up this claim? Cameron has always talked about 2 and 3 as telling a complete story together they way 4 and 5 will, supposedly (they'll never get made lol), but you're the first person I've heard claim he planned to make them just one movie.
>>219020964I'm likely very low IQ, but the scene of them sitting around campfire and eating beans had me in stitches. not much else, sadly
I only liked it because of Mia Wasikowska, she was 10/10 during that era, the cutest eyes ever
>>219021069>Almost the entirety of 3 is cut material from 2That certainly explains why it was space whales all over again.
Jurassic World Rebirth is probably the second best movie in the franchise after the first.
>>219010601Has some of the best space marines and scifi vehicles. Anons sleep on it though because a bunch of nerds got butthurt about the name decades ago. Really pathetic
>>219019734This one's good, though. The sequel is leagues worse.
>>219019806>filmed footage is NEVER cut down during editing into the final cutThe theatrical movie flows well. The added scenes (that I've seen) just drag on and add nothing to the MOVIE. You're acting like editing is never done on any movie and every second of footage is sacred.The flow is the most important thing. It doesn't matter if Lynch recorded an hour more if it was dragging on and adding nothing of substance.
I'll freely admit the movie is up its own ass, but I like how they just fucking went for it. Very strange, memorable movie
>>219015137People didn't like this movie?
>>219021408That's a hot fucking take
>>219021424It was more that it was extremely boring on top of having nothing to do with final fantasy in any way, shape, or form.
>>219021424>>219021581even if it were just called The Spirits Within and didn't try to associate itself with Final Fantasy it would be a mediocre space movie
>>219021408The boat attack scene has one of the worst editing mistakes I have ever seen, which is inexcusable for a $200m movie. Stealth dinosaurs everywhere, largest land animal ever is somehow hiding in 5 foot tall grass, t-rex teleporting, dog shit storylines, experienced team somehow loses all but 2 members, random boat family suffers one sprained ankle.The Jurassic Park movies have just been a straight decline since the first.
>>219017021Amazing sets and costumes but ruined by terrible pacing, shit color grading and a weak second half.In short; a typical nu-Ridley Scott movie.
>>219010389>I used to be in movies you know
>>219010906>magical tracking deviceA radio transmitter isn't magical bro. If Josh Brolin got a place off the highway he wouldn't have been found and they showed as much.
>>219018615>They couldn't find a man-animal with the leverage to direct the film properly.SAD!
>>219020964>>219020810The only good part about Blazing Saddles is the theme song. When you go back and watch it the propaganda is obvious. There was another thread on /tv/ that mentioned American Pie. It's a lot like that in that, looking back, it was all so degenerate and on the nose that it's hard to believe people actually liked it.Blazing Saddles is 93 minutes of Boomer Civil Rights 'white man stupid, minority good' feel good slop that Israel Zangwill would be proud of. And that's a generous assessment. Just check the early life of everyone involved.Shawshank builds up to a good ending, and that's what people remember, but most of the movie is mediocre.
we should have had a push x jumper crossover
everyone is so dumb in this, i love it
It was aaight, very campy and over the top, much better than a 24% on RT
>>219011086Yep. This was good milslop. Really loved the F/A-37s design and the tanker scene. Hollywood wasn't afraid to do cool shit for its own sake back in the day.
>>219022236One of my childhood favorites.
>>219022051Jumper is peak 00's kino
>>219022051It's really too bad the setting didn't go anywhere. I don't care for telekinesis and mind control, they're dime a dozen in capeshit, but I'd watch a whole movie about someone who predicts the future by drawing.
>>219015351This could only have succeeded if they made it 5 years earlier. By the time it came out, no one in media was allowed to say anything positive about a movie where a paleface white devil plays a noble injun. I specifically remember my late 40s Marvel-loving spinster co-worker at a dead end job going on about how evil Depp was and how much he hated Indians because he also promoted Dior Sauvage. And that was in 2019, before Amber Heard.
>>219022236I’d add in league of extraordinary gentlemen as well.
>>219022470I do recall a lot of grumbling about Depp being “too much”. Maybe it was too close to the pirates movie so people started whining about Depp just playing a single character. But I thought it was pretty unfounded. Most of his characters, while all being odd, are fairly unique.
This movie is unironically kino and I will die on that hill.
>>2190220713 is the only genuinely good movie in the trilogy but to each their own
>>219010572You're not alone. I loved this flick
I think it's a cute casual romance
>>219010389There’s a Fellowship of the Ring vibe to this
>>219022631i remember the first one being genuinely fun and good and full of Nick Cage schizo energy
I don't know if it fits the thread because I don't think anyone really hated it, but I liked this. Sure it's not the cerebral and smart deer stalker hat Sherlock Holmes people are imagining. But Sherlock Holmes was the capeshit of its time, complete with the author resurrecting him because readers asked for it. Putting this sort of capeshitty action twist on it seems like it fits.
I liked Terminator 4 & 5
Everyone says this was Matthew Mcconaughey's lowest point but I never saw it like that. It's a fun flick and the dragons looked better than 2026 Indian sweatshop CGI
>>219022748It lost me when it wasn't revealed that she was girl #73 and he'd repeatedly raped the previous 72 and then murdered them like we all know that's how it would have gone in real life so now how am I supposed to suspend my disbelief?
>>219022923It's a pretty cool if gimmicky concept but I think it fit the video game better than it did the movie.I would do unspeakable things for a remake of the game with modern graphics.
Literally never seen this film posted anywhere by anyone
>>219018392Don't care what anyone says. I love the Abrams Enterprise redesign, it suits the 60s atomic futurism aesthetic of original trek, and the Vengeance design is great too. The sound design of all the ships engine in particular is fantastic.
>>219022748The only thing I remember about this movie is the fact that it had an automated surgery pod, and I thought "lol this is exactly like Prometheus" when I saw it.And what do you know, the same guy, Jon Spaihts, wrote this and Prometheus.I guess the man really loves his automated surgery pods.
>>219022665it's okay to admit you are wrong
>>219022799Spy kids 1-3 was absolute kino. A good case of the director saying “fuck it, Latinos are cool, I’ll do it my way”.
>>219023160How the fuck was 4 so mind-bogglingly awful
I don't really care much either way about the main political message ("CIA torturing people was very bad") of this movie, but it has surprisingly decent dialogue. A little "wannabe Sorkin" but much less sentimental and didactical than Sorkin when he writes politics. Also the role fits Driver very well.
>>219022923Based. The fella jumping at the dragon with the axe and immediately getting eaten is one of the most memorable scenes in cinema.
>>219019675Hated it lol, this movie literally turned me off movies for a couple months, it was like the bone saw of goyslop, baited by decent reviews, Jason Blum produced iirc, unredeemable demoralization that doesn't even pass as "exploitation," and curiously the director was given Clayface or Texas Chainsaw Massacre to fuck up, it was a major IP iirc. Avoid this shit at all costs, an example of a semi tolerable version of it would be Calvaire
>>219022853Yeah, I also liked it. Even saw it in theaters with my dad who is hugely into Sherlock Holmes for some reason
>>219022996I really liked that as well-got jumpscared by the church scene. But with these sorts of films I always want to know more about the mechanism behind what's going on.
>>219021944>>219020964there's hebrew on the original US poster too. this director has old talkshow interviews where he mumbles that entire audiences and actors he hates are goyim, but the live audiences have no clue what he meant. very weird seeing that
>>219023197Don’t know, never saw it. Looks like it got swept up in the “hey, computer effects are cheap now, let’s focus on those instead of writing” craze.
>>219010389It has a dreamy quality to it that is really appealing to me. Ever fallen asleep on a hot, lazy summer afternoon and had crazy dreams? Feels a lot like that.>>219022923>>219022987The game was incredibly based. You get to play as a fucking dragon, holy shit. I still have it somewhere. I also liked the movie. Yeah it wasn't some masterpiece, but it was good. And the dragons were excellent. I'm fairly certain they based Smaug on the ROF dragons.
>>219010389I remember when the movie was coming out so many people were hyping up that gay dance he does on MySpace
>>219024111Absolutely great movie, most people get too hung up on the faggot shit and a couple other short bad parts which is a small part of the movie to disregard how kino most of the rest is.
>>219021734Still absolutely WOULD
>>219016767Holland's Spiderman movies (the first two) are the safest most by-the-number slop MCU has to offer. It's not even close to best, which would be Captain America movies, Guardians, Infinity War, even Dr Strange and Thor: Ragnarok.
Watchmen, Manhattan ending is also better than the squid.
>>219018324I watched this at imax but can't remember a single thing about it.
>>219019005>it was the first good Western since TombstoneFucking what lmao, 3:10 to Yuma is miles better. Even The Quick and The Dead is better.
>>219021749It's not a radio transmitter. And no radio transmitter that works like that existed back then. Keep seething, you braindead faggot
This one, it was a great retelling of a great story.
I thought it was cool. Who cares if it was predictable?
>>219010906(You)
>>219024722One of those had Michael Keaton, and apparently he did not got the memo>it's just MCU#25, we're all half-assing it herebecause all his scenes are genuinely scary. I remember absolutely nothing about those movies, except for that creepy vibe he gave of
>>219011391Are you gay or a woman.
>>219011391Post tits.
>>219015148Great movie, but I hate the found footage angle.
I’m not really a fan of Renner, but this is honestly a fun movie.
>>219023123>I guess the man really loves his automated surgery pods.kek>The only thing I remember about this movie is the fact that it had an automated surgery podit did? don't remember even that, although do remember the scene from Prometheus
>>219010601It feels like a really good Jim Cameron movie, surprised so many people hate it or consider it bad.
>>219025348Blaire witch and Cloverfield are really the first movies to be successful with the found footage gimmick. Unfortunately it encouraged every dollar store studio to copy it and pump out 1,000 horrendous knock offs.
>>219015517>Iron Man 1>Iron Man fights an Iron ManThis is the most disappointing one, what an absolute blunder on a climax
so fun. I want more but it's probably dead by now
>>219025162>seething faggot feeling called outHe hit the nail on the head, huh?
>>219022853Yeah it's kino makes modern Guy Ritchie output look extremely soulless by comparison
>>219025489Pretty sure a lot of people like that movie
>>219025489fat dragon was great
>>219021518I watched Zardoz with friends, expecting it to be terrible, cringekino. It's legitimately good though. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it.
>>219018052They made the actors' eyes a little bigger. They were trying to recreate the digital Warcraft aesthetic on living people, which is a weird idea.
>>219025640NTA, but that's horrifying
>>219025348but isn't it kinda the whole point? would it not lose like half the appeal had they shot it normally?
>>219018373Extremely Precocious, Shockingly Alpha and Based
>>219012574I hated how everyone were backstabbing everyone, that is not what the story was supposed to be. I know the first game didn't have much in the way of the story but there were some established canon facts they should've absolutely stuck to like the burning of Stormwind. I guess they wanted Durotan to be the face of the movie on the orc side so i get involving him more but his death not having any effect on orcs was lame and his wife died for nothing. The pacing was awful, the first 20 minutes don't explain shit and the movie doesn't stop to let you absorb anything. The humans were mostly miscast and the dialogue was weirdly modern at times. The look of the movie was too fake at times, human props and armor looked plastic. The size disparity between orcs and humans was ridiculous, it was unbelievable that there could be any sort of battle between them. That cube lady was confusing and should've just been Aegwynn. Really they should've just adapted The Last Guardian for anything concerning Medivh. Orgrim being a traitor was atrocious. Gul'dan as an invincible villain was annoying. Lothar's bond with his son wasn't terribly compelling. Garona should've been fucked on-screen.
>>219025459I really appreciate you putting that into words, because I was going to include it in my comment, but decided not to bother.
>>219025386hard agree, don't see any flaws, given what they were trying to do
>>219025808>would it not lose like half the appeal had they shot it normally?Why would it?
>>219020531It was reasonably well recieved which is fair
>>219025524Samefag please
>>219025851>The size disparity between orcs and humans was ridiculousoh, now I remember, yeah. in the games, both humans and orcs look cartoony, so it works, but here they went 50/50 and broke it visually
>>219025574i think it wasn't a box office success but it performed very well on streaming.
>>219025852For sure. I can count on one hand how many GOOD found footage movies there are. Last one being Hardcore Henry. But there are hundreds of garbage ones unfortunately
>>219025873It really brought me back to classic fantasy movies to watch with friends while you drink. Aka, Van Helsing
>>219026111checked. van helsing now has some sort of cult following, so it's all good, but it was weirdly hated upon release for some reason
Yeah it's stupid but fuck you
>>219026011checked. noooooo it's not fair! it's a masterpiece! double sad that it's not appreciated even on /tv/ oh well
>>219020531Peak Olivia Wilde before she became a psycho
>>219026030I always think of this orc from Return of the King as an example of what Warcraft orcs should have looked like in live-action. I wonder what a Warcraft movie made in 2007 would look like.
>>219025895iirc, the premise was "what if monster movie, but street level", and found footage emphasis it really good? I mean, you could shoot it normally, but what for.
>>219018460>mfw that sequel bait with Scotland What were they thinking?
>>219012574They copied the Warcraft3 intro sequence shot for shot, but with worse CGI. Embarasing that the game came out 10 years before. Also the choice to make all the Orks CGI except the one singular vagina ork kinda just guts the immersion. it just constantly reminds you that you're watching a couple cosplayers pretending to be video game characters
fun flick with budget margot robbienonsense plot but the movie know what it is and plays with it
>>219026867the ending is so shit
Good thread guys, lotta good films mentioned that deserve the attention. See y’all in the next one
>>219025231>>219025227I'm a dude, faggot
>>219025489The superior guardians of the galaxy. One of the good films of 2023.
>>219012042It shows a black screen and then flashes up THE TRUTH...Then you see the events of the film, only the girl is 100% correct about everything and completely clever and perfect>she explains how to do the servants' jobs and suddenly the castle starts running much smootheretc.
Some bold choices anon, the one that maybe is not "that" good is the jurassic rebirth one. But overall good undishonest films.
>>219026026You replied to him twice already, samefag. Stop projecting
>>219028171The best way I describe these movies is lunch movies. Imagine>just finished 5 hours of yard work >you’ve been sweating and working since 7am and now you’re starving >go inside, fix a thick sandwich with chips and a cold drink>turn on TV and flip randomly to one of the above mentioned movies >no matter where you land in the runtime, you can sit back and enjoy it>eat for a good 30 minutes enjoying yourself in the ACThat’s how I describe these movies
>>219026251Watched that when I was like 11 and have no idea if it would hold up. But I enjoyed it.
>>219027170You are at the bottom of the human hierarchy in every culture globally. Faggots are scum.
>>219024267under the silver lake is such a good, dreamy movie. Maybe it's too millennial in its message, but hey fuck it.
>>219028193As if that's not what you wanted. But sure, only one person took your bait. And that's >>219025524 definitely another person who shares your retarded opinion.
Barely anyone ever talks about it.
>>219021424>a bunch of nerds got butthurt about the name decades ago.
