>Gandalf The Grey?????>Gandalf THE GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SARUMAN THE STINKY
>Saruman the White?>More like Saruman the kike!
>>219011501>a harry potter thread died for thisGood, very good!
>>219011501>>219011496
>>219011496>BARRUMHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219011496>GANDALF! GANDALF, DID YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON THE PALANTIR?!
>Gandalf the fool?>Gaydalf the peepee poopooppants
saruman? more like lgbtflagcape-man
I laughed when they had to say the magic word to get into the magic Dwarf door and he goes,>"Openupmypeepee!"
>>219011496he didn't say that
>>219012746he didI just read it
>>219011496Brave words for someone calling himself Saruman of Many Colours
>>219012849>LGBT wizard is evilBased Tolkien
>>219011501Good.
When we were kids and found out Ian McKellen was a fag everyone called him Gandalf the Gay
>>219018018We would do this and then run around all gay like and lisp "into the caves! into the caves!".
>>219012849>>219015263lel
White contains all the colours. That’s why he is Saruman of Many Colours. I hate how fags stole rainbows. Fuck off. I’m gay and I hate this. It’s dumb.
It’s also a metaphor for Saruman’s mental breakdown, or deteriorating mind. Gandalf explains that by breaking the white light, which contains all colours, into its constituent parts, Saruman has left the path of holistic wisdom and unity, turning instead to pride, technological control, and power for its own sake. Saruman has become fractured. Faceted. He is no longer in control of himself and he has lost sight of the white light.
>>219018120>I’m gayHey do you want to see something cool I have up on the roof?
>>219011613
Was Sauron actually the good guy?
>>219018120I heard a student describe pic related as a 'gay album'. Like an idiot I thought he was talking about the music. Easy to forget that rainbows = gay for anyone under 20.
>>219018284Flee! Flee for your lives!
>>219018284Rainbows were gay symbol before lgbt
>>219018195That won’t work on me. Not unless you wave your brown dick at me first.
Tolkien loved colour when in harmony. Like in nature. When not in harmony it causes confusion and disorientation. Kind of like the LGBT. Fucking hell. No gay person who has true self respect for themselves wants to be a part of the rainbow cult. It’s disharmony.
>>219018172>>219018594This makes sense. Saruman’s sorcerous voice and bedazzling rainbow shimmering robes are explicitly meant to fuck with the mind. Only other wizards like Gandalf are resistant.
>>219018487lmao perfect
>>219018699
>>219018487Me on the left
>>219018644Yeah in the book Saruman shows off his many-colored robes and Gandalf says >I liked White betterHe was not impressed
>>219018824>those filthy fingernailsDelete this
>>219018885Working in the garden/with animals you're not gonna have clean hands bro.
>So I asked my girlfriend how she'd react if I gave her a ring> She said in place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair>Good to see marriage won't change her
>>219011496lolrekt
>>219018947kek
>>219018120No. Many Colours is book lore. His new Robes reflected many colours in the human visual range. Miar visual range too.
>>219018947>I asked her for one hair from her golden head>she gave me a restraining order
>>219019134Also kek
>>219019069Yes…? He’s not rainbow in the movies. Nowhere did I specify the movies or not specify the books. >Miar visual range too.Maiar aren’t affected by it the same way that men and elves are.
>>219018487what makes ducks such appealing creatures?
>>219012849Saruman the non-White
>>219019283They're cute.They're funny.They're based.
>>219018594>No gay person who has true self respect for themselves wants to be a part of the rainbow cult. It’s disharmony.I'm inclined to agree. I see a lot of young people brand themselves this way. Some stick with it. Most don't, like they were just trying on an outfit to see if they liked it. It seems it's all about identity. When you're young you desperately want to tell the world who you are and somehow stand out as an individual, so you wear shirts of your favorite bands or dye your hair or grow sideburns or get a tongue piercing or tattoo or tell everyone you're gay/bisexual/trans etc etc etc because when you're young you don't actually know who you are yet, and even if you did you don't have the right words to express it. Not to imply all these alphabet people are just LARPing, but there's definitely a lot of overlap with the whole 'searching for identity' journey going on there. There's far more gay people who have no interest in parades or rainbow flags or splashing their sexuality all over social media because they already know who they are and simply don't care what others think.
https://youtu.be/l_U0S6x_kCs?t=1799
>>219018947>>219019134I read these in his voice too
>>219019283They’re supreme champions.
>>219018120bring it up at the next gay council then
>>219019283you are a cat
>>219018284>Easy to forget that rainbows = gay for anyone under 20.I'd say for anyone under 30. Complaining about rainbows being appropriated by gays is seen as crotchety boomer behavior by anyone born in the 90s or later.
>>219019662There is no gay council. It’s just one big foul smelling orgyball.
I remember enjoying colouring stained glass windows as a kid. Then someone said “oh that’s so gay friendly” and I was like “what did you just say?”. That’s when I stopped colouring. Gays ruined my childhood before I even knew what gay people even were.
>>219019717it genuinely is a shame though because rainbows are beautiful but now they're forever associated with anal sex between men
>>219019374>OI LAD DID YE SPILL WOR PINT?Typical geordie
>>219019792I'm quite convinced that was the point. Satanic inversion, taking something nice and turning it into something disgusting. Bonus points for getting society to go along and cheer it on.
>>219019409The lgbt is one big fad. Never pretend otherwise.
>>219011496>uhmm actually a person doesn't make a sound when their throat is slit. >oh yeah? well what sound does an orc make when a dragon slits its throat? this isn't a war documentary, now shut the fuck up and do the scene Chris.
>>219019776>Gays ruined my childhood before I even knew what gay people even were.I hear that *fist bump*
>>219018947>>219019134
>>219018551>That won’t work on meIt will, whether you want it or not.
>>219019871An incredibly profitable fad
>>219018947Yes
>>219011496>manycolors.ytmnd.com
No, I'm Mandalf. His brother.
>Merry Brandybuck?>Fairy Brokenbuck!
>>219018099>YOU. DO. NOT. PASS.>The BalrACK made no answer.
>Gandalf SHMANDALF
>>219011496It do be facts, though.
>>219018947
>>219019134>I asked that bitch for a hair from her head and she gave me a restraining order! AAAAAAAAA POR QUE AYE!?
>>219018947Ha
>>219021104I've heard the actor who played him was a bit of a whoopsie if you catch my drift
>>219019654
>>219011501
>>219011613What did he mean by this? Scene always makes me cringe for some reason
>WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT SAUROMAN THE MOGGER WOULD THROW OUT GAINS FOR GRIFTS
>>219018487Ducks are cute.
>>219028255It was during The Two Towers that the jokes per minute really started ramping up; that was one of those "le funny sound" gag thrown in for comedic effect.
Oh... he's behind me, isn't he?
>>219011501>a harry potter thread died for this
>>219012849I wish I could live in that world againA world in which commonplace items weren't coopted by demonic faggy causes so much that people associate the symbol with the diagusting causeLike rainbows are disgusting, because faggots are disgustingFedoras are cringe, because atheists wearing them are cringeTruly a corruption of good things
>wears a rainbow>calls others gay
>>219028707he's got the high ground
>>219018947its these little moments that make this shithole worthwhile
>I am Tinkle, son of Groin. Brother to Ankle and Knuckle.
>>219018487
>>219019654Fuck ducks. That's right. We should enslave, kill, and eat all ducks. I HATE ducks.
> It works like magic, ever since I put on the ring, I'm invisible to everyone except my wife.> I may got the One Ring, but she’s the One in charge.
>>219018272In Rings of Power he is. He's the only thing standing between the butcher known as Galadriel and her insatiable lust for killing.
>>219029593and her insatiable lust for Sauron's cock.
>>219018487Such gay little creatures.
>>219029758Can't blame her, it's almost as big as hers.
>>219018272sauron is industrialisation (human progress) against the hippie world order. middle earth would have a space program by the 4th age
>>219028332How disappointing
>>219018947>>219019134Incredible
>>219029593She looks like she wants to nibble on some cheese.
>>219011549oh NOW the Holocaust is ON, Goydalf!
>>219029293You don’t sound like a champion.
>>219011501a black snape thread died for this
Gandalf the Faggot
>>219011496Gandalf the gullible vaccinated RETARD.Why'd you take it?
>>219029758>>219030449Amazon really should have gone through with the whole Sauron x Galadriel thing
>>219019283They're apex predators, like us.
>>219011496Says Saruman of Many Colors>>219011501and thank Eru Illuvatar for that!
>>219011501Dat hay-ree poddah tread wuz a gud boi hoo dindu nuffin! He wuz gettin hiz lyfe 2getha an' gettan dubz so he cud git 2 payge teyen!
>>219011496so fucking owned he woke up on top of that tower...just because wizard shit.
>>219018947Works because the irony isn't a twist on the novel's characterization.>>219019134Doesn't work because the irony is a twist on the novel's characterization.
