>shitty soulless grey filter>shitty soulless netflix bloom effect>a blatant rehash of spider-man 2 only inferior>filled with side characters who will ultimately do nothing except muddy the story so incels can say “HEY I KNOW THAT GUY!”>took three films just to establish what should have been established in the first movie>story will per usual have no emotional impact, nothing to say, and no lasting effect upon immediately leaving the theatre what the fuck are we even doing here? who still wants to watch this shit? either give Raimi his fourth film before its too late or reboot this character altogether and separate it from the MCU. This is dogshit.https://youtu.be/aBlsrtxuwss
Why do people specifically like spiderslop so much. I haven't seen a single spiderslop flick
>>219011647Scorpion didn't even look cool. It's the small things.
>>219011695Because there’s no creativity. Every character is just a guy in a fucking robot suit lmao
>>219011663>never watched kinohttps://youtu.be/cpz_9tXKBpsC%0D%0A%0D%0A
>>219011716After mecha Rhino from Amazing Spider Man and everyone laughing at them they wouldn't make the same mistake with Scorpion but here we are.They botched Shocker too. Now he's some nignog named Bokeem Woodbine.
>>219011647>>a blatant rehash of spider-man 2 only inferiorThe movie is not out. You're getting mad about a movie you've seen out of context clips of. Not to mention Marvel likes to change things for trailers so you don't know what's happening
>>219012128Lmfao. No, Im going by the ending of the past movie where he ends up in a knockoff dikovich apartment listening to a police scanner exactly like SM2, and now the plot of this movie has him grappling with his powers just like the second film did as well.
>>219012320>Lmfao. No, Im going by the ending of the past movieRight, so you're going off nothing except vibes and trailer clips. You haven't seen the movie. Thank you for agreeing with me
>>219012633Im going by the experience of the MCU, the past three SM movies, and the trailer and plotline, yes.
>>219012691Gotcha. Without referencing anything in this trailer, what specifically about the previous Spiderman MCU movies makes you know this is not only "blatant rehash of spider-man 2" but also an inferior one? Cite specific examples. Spiderman living in an apartment is not an example. Tell you have more than "Um, he seems like he's struggling with his powers for completely different reasons?"
>>219012792kys cuckboi
>>219015186So you basically admit you have nothing? Cool, I accept your concession
>>219011647Is the trailer even HDR? Do you have HDR in india?
>>219011647what's up with not giving superheroes/villains their costumes? At least 70% of why they are cool is specifically tied to their costumes. The new Scorpion is just some mexican guy who has a robot tail for no reason.
>>219017823Imagine if Sony was ever able to make that Sinister Six film happen with these jobbers>Vulture>Shocker>Mysterio>ScorpionActually who would be the last two? Rhino from Kraven?
who should play Morbius in the mcu?
>>219019496Mysterio is kill but I'm sure they could asspull it ass another ruse of his.Vulture went to the Morbe universe in his movie, it's shared with Venom and Kraven>>219019567Leto IS Morbe, if they can bring back Vulture, for sure they can get him too
>>219011759Fucked thing is that the shocker is the only good villain in the amazing Spiderman. And to be honest, shocker despite being able to nuke half of newyork is a d list loser in comics with a stupid costume.
in no way home osborn took the green goblin mask off but when he got transported back to his universe did the mask come with him or is the goblin mask still in that alleyway?
>>219019845Everybody I know likes Shocker. He was my favorite villain from Spidey & Friends cartoon, true believer.
>>219020203I don't think the writers will worry about something like that. No offense. I suspect your trying to get all the Sinister Six villains in the same universe?
>>219019496Probably introduce a new Doc Oc. Instead we're getting Hammerhead and Mr. Negative or some shit.
>>219020805Doctor octopus fucking sucks. Always has.
>>219011647With Into the Spiderverse gaining more interest and people losing interest in Tom Holland Spider-man, I imagine the next live action Spider-man movie will be Miles Morales, so you will get your "reboot", OP
>>219021311We'll see. The best thing about Ned amd MJ shitting up Brand New Day is there's no time/space to introduce Miles Morales. And fortunately, he won't be introduced in Doomsday or Secret Wars either. Sony is keeping that character close to the chest.
>>219020375i'm just imagining some hobo running around in a green goblin mask and scaring the fuck out of peter on halloween or something
>>219021572And it's still connected to the Glider via bluetooth, so you're flying around having a laugh. Daily Bugle will dub you>"Hobogoblin"
>>219011647>>shitty soulless grey filterits a mature movie about adult spider man living in depression and loneliness
>>219011647>give Raimi his fourth filmOh god no
>>219021642>HobogoblinKek they already did that in NWH
>>219021956this was peak goblin, putting a static mask on motherfuckin DAFOE was such a unbelievable stupid idea it soiled the entire movie for me
They really blew their load with that last spiderslop memberberry movie. Are there any iconic spidey villains left to use? I don’t think anyone cares about scorpion. I know I don’t
>>219022359Is that why his face is like that? Because he wants to look like a goblin? Man that shit was goofy to me. He looks like he needs to fart but the hemroids got his o-ring jammed up.
>>219022783I'm an old school Spidey fan so I like the idea of Scorpion. iirc JJ Jameson hired this dude and gave him Scorpion suit/powers to track down and kill Spider-Man. He was the original anti-Spidey before Venom ate his lunch.
>>219011647Raimi's broke creatively
>>219021146I've always thought so. But it's hard to picture the Sinister Six without him, Mysterio, Shocker, Vulture, Kraven, and Sandman.
>>219024028OG lineup:>Doc Oc, Electro, Sandman, Vulture, Mysterio, and Kraven the Hunter
>>219021311Spiderverse sequel sucked. Spiderman is not a mexican black kid with electricity powers.
>>219011647Zoomers ruin everything
DC CAN LICK MY NUTSpre-emptive strikeHere's the REAL: Spider-Man >>> Batman nowWasn't always that way but DC FUCKED UP
>>219011647Know which guy?
>>219025230>Spiderman is not a mexican black kid with electricity powers.That's kinda of the point the movie. It shouldn't have happened and it got both his and the 42 spider universe's Spider-Man dead. I was surprised thet they haven't dropped the 42 spider plot, I thought they would just hand wave it.
>>219028258Miles should not exist. Period. He was the first in a landslide of race and genderbending wokeness, but that doesn't mean he gets a pass. Did he really steal Gwen from the OG Spidey too? Why do they always steal?
>>219030430>Miles should not exist. Period.I agree. But the movie did a better job than the comics and the games, explicitly stating that it was a error that actively ruined those realities. I like that he's a villain in that one universe.>Did he really steal Gwen from the OG Spidey too?She's dead Anon... OG Spidey has a kid with MJ. His Gwen is dead too, that Gwen had her Peter killed. I don't think they will get together actually.
>>219030806>Gwen had her Peter killedShit. That's right. I forget why though.He started acting "evil" so she killed him?
>>219031047He was her Lizard (and Gwen canon event wise).
>>219032142Oh! Yeah. Sounds familiar. Thx.Know why they didn't make a Spider-Gwen film instead of Moles Morales
>>219011647And also Zulumuttstaya is ugly as fuck man cant forget to overstate that
>>219032226Same, I enjoyed the opening her, thought that style would get old pretty fast I think.
why dont they give us what everyone wants??
>>219032398Right? I'm not a /co/fag but she looked sexy AF. Her cosplay has to be everywhere. But then /tv/ started calling her a tranny or worse (mudshark). Alison Mack is the perfect Gwen for live action. She's a pimp!
>>219032524>ywn go to a churrasco with the Miranhas
>>219032589The original "spiderverse" comic was quite retarded but there where some nice designs there, she was popular for her design alone and granted a comic of hers, but the movie has the credit of actually fixing all that multiverse bullshit quite neatly so she attained even more popularity.I wish Ultimate Jessica Drew was in it as well, instead we got that... thingAlso yeah, prime Alison Mack was (still is if I say so myself) quite the babe. Clark was such a retard holy shit.
>>219032524is this a jordan peele horror movie or some shit? I almost peed
>>219011663He’s the biggest self-insert character ever made.Every Normalfags thinks they can be Spider-Man.
>>219026756Batman >>>>>> Iron Boy Jr
>>219033275>Kraven The Hunter put a rare rainforest centipede in Peter's tequila killing himbut... WHAT IF?...
>>219034435>Gwenysterio 2: Kravenic Bogaloo
Just here to say I agree with everything OP stated. You aren't alone.>mind wipe whole point of third movie>mutt and fat mutt ARE BACKHoly shit.
>>219021311Sony will be making that film, not Disney/MCU. Also, Fuck Miles Morales.
>>219011647Brand New Gay
