>well, hello beautiful
>>219014413
Now you know why he needed glasses
>>219014449yep. It is against the law in most western countries to portray Israel and Jews in anything but the best possiblie light.
>>219014449Always be on the lookout for Russel Conjugation anons. It’s an important tool for parsing propaganda
>>219014413She'd get it
>>219014413Mean.
>>219014668She doesn't even remotely look like that anymore
>>219014668>Here's that 0/10 I was telling you about
>>219014413Meme aside, and of course acknowledging she has some unfortunate face wrinkles now...but Maggie was super hot before, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
I unironically find Maggie wildly attractive
>>219015642
>>219015356>bro I kinda wanna fuck that bulldog
>>219014668hips like a 14 yr old boy
>>219015764stfu
>>219015006Cheeks like a grandma pinched them and refused to let go.
>>219015642Why
>>219014413So that's why he's called the Joker.
>>219014413>Wanna know how I got these cars...?!
>>219015006Donnie Darko is where she looked the best. She was also cute in Stranger Than Fiction.
>>219015356>>219015871She was fantastic in her 20s and early 30s but fell off real hard later. I believe it was stress coupled with bad genes and probably some heft substance abuse and poor diet. Lots of people age up gracefully but she was sadly not one of those. Still had a good run and in Secretary was a 9/10
>>219015356>>219015745>>219015871the secretary wouldn't have worked if she above average
>>219014413I mean I guess she's cute the way a dog is cute
>>219020732In what way is a dog is cute?
>>219021033You'd get if you weren't a Muslim
Her brother is not particularly handsome either. Only looks good with a beard
>>219018379>Wanna know how I got these bars?
/tv/ might not believe this but I truly think Maggie thinks of herself as a sex symbol. Not Britney Spears level. But like she thinks every man wants her.
>>219014413Nolan is a retard
>>219014668>Even in literal lingerie she's still not sexyKek
>>219022150>>219014668I would crawl up their asses and hibernate
>>219014413She shoulda said,>"Hello ugly!" and kneed him in the family jewels before jumping out the window
Anyone have that webm of that dude having sex with her and then immediately going to the bathroom to hurl?
>>219023240I'd watch that
>>219014413Ugly as fucking sin dear god
>>219024034Turn your monitor on
>>219024079Soon as you turn your testosterone up, hag loving freak
>>219022150Katie is into heroes like Steel, Black Lightning, and Jax Slayer.
>>219022150What was the reason Katie wasn't in the sequels?
>>219022130I would.Even the thought of cream of mushroom soup gives me a chub, if you know what I'm referring to.
>Bruce I can't be with you because I don't want to lose you!>Also Harvey if the Mob isn't trying to kill you then ur doing your job right lmaowomen
>>219025391I had to bail on The Deuce. They treated every woman like a victim. Prostitutes and porn should be a turn on and they want you to believe every actress was exploited.Even this fucking bitch Emily got it in her head that she needed a female liaison in set for sex scenes. And that's where it all began: "intimacy coordinators"Nobody will remember her but her legacy will live forever...
>>219018486>probably some heft substance abuse and poor dietShe's a lifetime cigarette smoker. But so is Natalie Portman and she doesn't have jowls.
>well, hello beautiful!
>>219026734It was a lateral move, truly
>>219026559
>>219027605>because they're both beautiful, right?>...because they're both beautiful...right?
>>219020677fuck everybody in this thread, this is the most underrated post ever highlighting that pig nosed ugly bitch
>>219024132Weak af response
>>219030007>what did you say to me you little bitch
Yeah, no. This is what she looks like now while making her failure of a movie.
>>219030143>gross lesbo gym teacher vibesI mean if your into it, dont want to yuk anyones yum
>>219030143Jesus!Maggie is ANGRYshe drank the Kool-Aid didn't she
>>219030097*sticks my dick in balls deep*
>>219030143>>219030232She and ellen page would make a great couple
>>219014449>>219014490That was because it was in response to a Hezbollah attack, fools
>>219014449that’s not really an appropriate comparison though There’s far better examples of what you’re trying to get across I’m sure
>>219030578Its elliot page you fucking transphobe>>219030591>>219030644This is /tv/ not /pol/ you dumb fucks
>>219014449lebs are a terrorist country hosting terrorists
>>219014668I'd fuck her but I'd never call her beautiful
>>219020677That's good
>>219030761Of course anon call out the people who correct the anon. not the anon who made the original post and brought politics into the thread in the first place. Typical
>>219028526BASED
>>219014505>Russell Conjugationinteresting term. Good post. >>219014668Looks like most people can benefit a lot from the right angles, lighting, and filters even.
>>219030761Finna need u to calm yourself, brotherMaggie. Katie. What are we really debating here? Who does /tv/ prefer?
>>219022150Never found her particularly attractive. She's very "cutesy" I guess, like looks appropriate to play a young girl in a family film. If I were Cruise there are 1000s of women I'd prefer, James van der Beek too.
ohnonono
>>219031034>is that paint on her overalls?!!Joey was such a disaster
>>219025391Post it
>>219030097>bugsbunny_no.webp
>>219014413This scene is why Heat Legend overdosed
>>219030591hmm, and who attacked here?
>>219025239
>>219031366hizballah
>>219014413Why didnt he ask her how many pod-races she has won????
>>219030550unfathomably>>219030829cruel
>>219020677are all SW aliens based on real people??
>>219031618Oh I fathom. I fathom so. hard.
>>219014413This is how I act towards women at work.
>>219031695Yes, anon. Absolutely 2000% based on the realest of the real people you could ever find in six galaxies far, far away
>>219014668>no hips>wide torso>sad deflated floppy tits>bulldog faceWowzers...
>>219025239She's a bad actress and isn't believable as a prosecutor of violent criminals
>>219031838Harsh. Was Katie any better at it?
>>219014413Bro thats not funny not even as a joke more like Liar not Joker wow
>>219031838/thread/actressShe brings nothing to any role but cuntiness
>>219031366Those are different websites, not a valid comparison
>>219031838>and isn't believable as a prosecutor of violent criminalsThis. Neither her nor Maggie were the least bit believable in that role. I could buy either of them being a reporter, but a prosecutor? No way.
U know what I luv bout Magg-Pie?She's uglySame reason /tv/ loves Bella Ramsey (attainable)
>>219032097>(attainable)There's nothing sadder than a 4 who thinks she's a 10
>>219032170Let's test your skills, big manWhere do these two actress babes rank on your scale - at the point in time the photo was taken
>>219031955Read your sentence again
>>219032170None of you could actually pull her and you know it
>>219032399Yikes. Left 1, right 1.
>>219032399nta but left 6, right 5, if we're being realistic and 5 being actually average
>>219032518Read deeeeeze nuts again>>219032601This anon understood the assignment
>>219032800LmaoSeriously read your sentence again. He's literally talking about Katie which makes your question superfluous
>>219032754Your response gives me pause.../tv/ has a daily Parker Posey generalBut Maggie is more beloved? How does that make sense?!
>>219032904Tv is the most contrarian board that's ever existed and ever will exist
>>219033024Agreed.But please explain why this anon >>219032883 is up my ass?I'm a chill bro. Just like Jake.>"I loved you in the Deuce, Mags.">"What did you love about it Jake?">"Did I say you could stop suckin?!"
>>219014668> me on the left
>>219032904Is that Indian actor Fisher Stevens?
>>219033162I'm that anon you refer to in both of those posts. I'm not up your ass about it but the guy you were replying to was literally talking about Katie. It's all there for you to read
>>219033352Is Katie your weak spot. Cause I got the juice on her. All ya gotta do is squeeze, big man.
>>219033710She used to be, yeah. I don't wanna talk about it lol
>>219033896But anon...I love you
>>219034005No one loves me. Not even my kids
>>219014449I'm glad based jews are killing shit skins and its making you angry lmao
>>219014413Mfw I will never be able to have this beautyWhy did the jews ban OTFs in my country frens? Why? Why can fr*nch negroes can have microtechs and I have to watch
>>219034083No one hates a brown person more then another brown person. Throw in some worthless desert and viola! Instant genocidal hatred
>>219034167You ain't missing anything special
>>219032399>you wanna know how I got these pancake batter titties?
>>219034027Oh, you got kids, anon?
>>2190344974. 5 grandkids.
>>219014449Lebanon was told to get their shit together in regards to hosting terrorist organizations, and they failed at that. Israel responded with a show of force that was necessary.
>>219034530Should have stuck around for the grandkids, that is supposed to be the best part
>>219034530and how many of them did you rape you SICK FUCK!!!
>>219034565I'm not exactly dead but they don't visit me
>>219034588He said none of them love him so guess
>>219034588None of them. They're all stable and mentally sound. I love my kids but not like that
>>219034601What did you do to deserve this?
>>219034565Gramps ain't suckin off a shotgun. He's just talkin to us /tv/ bros. It's chill.>>219034601Why do you want to kill yourself?
>>219034610>>219034654You either die the hero. Or live long enough to become the grandpa.
>>219034610It's complicated. I got sick when my oldest was 12 and the youngest was 8 and checked out of their life fighting for my own. My ex-wife poisoned the well and well, now we're here years later with misunderstanding and ill communication all around. I don't like it any more than you men.
>>219034601>>219034717I meant as in being a present parent, not dying
>>219034960They're all grown. They have their own extremely busy lives. I can't constantly fund them with money so I might as well be dead to them. I get it. I just never thought it would happen to me personally. We were always really tight but like I said, their mom went a long ways painting me out to be this horrible absentee parent when, before I got sick, I had them every weekend and every summer. That's all forgotten now though
>>219035044How certain were you about this woman when you decided to have children with her?
>>219014668Ben Quadrinaros looks like THAT?!?!?
>>219035258We were best friends in highschool so remembering how fucking naive I was, probably 100%. I was very wrong. I didn't cheat it or anything like that buy I'm self-critical. That's how I learn (autodidact) but she always took that as being negative and pessimistic. Admittedly true. I expect the worst and hope for the best, that way I'm never surprised. She's actually more negative than I ever was and just projected that shit on me because I normally mask a lot of my negative thoughts when I didn't know you. I made her cry with an observation about the universe once. I was 17 and she was 16 at the time. It wasn't exactly bleak or despairing but maybe too nihilistic for her. She's really smart, you see. She married me anyway! It was all so stupid, looking back on it, especially my part in it. I could have done better but hardly anything matters to me. I value my friends and family and that's it. Myself, not so much. I dimmed my shine for everyone I met, thinking I was arrogant and argumentative; I was just wrong. Hell, a lot of people are and that doesn't stop them. It did me. Dead in my tracks. I'm a typical failure to launch guy. I haunt 4chan like a goddamn hobby. You guys hate me too. It's ok. I'm pretty used to it. 2032 and my ticket is punched anyway so nothing I could say even matters. No one will remember me two weeks after I'm gone and it probably won't even take two weeks. Don't do the stupid shit I did. If you are good at something, fucking capitalize on it. Stop caring about who's toes you might tread on. They absolutely don't give a fuck about you anyway.
>>219031123Maybe if it were a weekday. But I don't want to take a vacation during prime shitpost hours.
>>219025790what percentage of woemn do you guys think would be into letting her guy watch her on the toilet like this
I want Jake to fuck me so badly.
>>219036686Like 100% of women.
>>219036891It's a power move innit
>>219037108Somewhat, I'd say. If you are willing to smell her stinky shits, you will put up with a lot of negative, abusive, harmful behavior
>>219032170>4She is a legit 2.5/10. 4 is someone like that fat guys love interest from GOT.
>>219014449>settlers
>>219014413I can see now why his performance was praised so muchThat had to be hard as shit to say that line and make people believe it
>>219014413She was super cute in Adaptation.
what a jokester
>>219030143Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?
>>219034313>violamaybe I should add that to the list
>>219014668I'd preggie her gyllen hall if you know what I mean
>>219036686I hate when a girl is so comfortable with me she starts pissing and shitting in front of me. 100% of the 17 women I've been with got to thjs stage.
>>219031366Will somebody think of the brown people
What if she raped the joker?
>>219041468She was super cute for like 3 years and now she's shit up our tv screens for 30Send grandma packing
>>219014449>pidorbot script is so broken starts randomly posting about their botched invasion in random /tv/ joke breadsthe absolute STATE of galvset
>>219014413she legit looks like "Clayface"
>>219015356Haha Yes!
>>219014413>he said this with a straight facePeople say he got the oscar cause he died, but legit this is why he deserved it.
>>219050906What if Two Face came to her rescue instead of Batman?
>>219047226I'm not adding accent marks when I can make my point without them and you're a stupid bitch
>>219052625If that's not AI, that's a really good cosplay
>>219052650>he thinks that's the issueLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>219050906>>219014413>>219024034I wonder what percentage of anons most viciously posting this meme are actually dogshit ugly.
>>219052853All of them if that makes you sleep better hun
>>219052693What's the issue then? I used the word correctly
>>219030591>>219034083>>219030789>>219034554the only terrorists in the middle east are jews. everybody attacks them all the time, why do you think that is? thats because they attack everyone else. "the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you"
>>219052986nta but lmao
>>219053076:|
>>219053006this, fuck the bots. I hope they become braindead the next microsoft update
>>219053098>he's still not even bothering looking up how it's spelledIt's a special kind of retardation
>>219034770>impressive
>>219053162Oh. I didn't know this thread was full of pedantic faggots. I definitely didn't belong here then.
>>219053243So the spelling is pedantic but the accent isn't? Lmao whatDude just get your tard pills or whatever, leave. It's over
>>219053264You should hear yourself rn. You sound like a histrionic faggot
>>219053298eat your hamburgers, apollo
>>219047226This needs "per say"
Judging a woman's beauty by how she looks in her forties is idiotic. Show me what she looked like at her peak, and Mags was a cutie patootie. End of story.
>>219047226Mouth Paint Wood?
>>219056023palate palette pallet
