Why can't we just have this again?
>>219015260Distribution is so fucked up that two enterprising jews can't scam people out of money by selling them movies that don't exist.
>outjews the jewproblème?
>>219015535
Where to begin? The entire landscape has changed. Completely different world in every respect.
>>219015260the world that you grew up in doesn't exist.
They started the Ninja craze, Death Wish, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. Truly a film company ahead of it's time.
>>219015697Which sucks.
>>219015260>Why can't we just have this again?Because fun isn't allowed on movies anymore, everything has to be le dark, le cynic, le ironic, le trauma
>(((Menahem Golan)))>(((Yoram Globus)))
>>219015260In 2026 all you get is propaganda slop.
>>219015260Shit? I thought you said everything was that already
>>219015260Look up their demo reels on youtube from late 80s and early 90s. Holy fuck they were bad. Should answer any questions
>>219015260Cool logo, but scummy business practices.
>>219015626DTV/VOD, Tubi, Hulu slop can still be fun. Surely Hallmark movies, Sweeney's womanslop don't tell people who to vote for (as if it matters), what to put inside their bodies (other than sexual).
>>219019071made kino fun to watch movies.
>>219019071>Yids used to make entertainment, now we are entertained by watching them destroy the world for no apparent reason other than they want to be worshipped like gods.
>>219020819They think that way because you enjoyed the Cannon schlock
>>219021214>having fun is bad! get back to work goy! there are people suffering from the holocaust in Israel!
did something happen to The Asylum?
>Jewish owned corporation>The logo is hexagonaltoo on the nose
>>219021394Chuck Norris died ;_;
one of the best docs ever
>tfw i was born in 1980 and grew up thinking these movies were all quintessentially american but i now know they were made by jews who could barely speak english
>>219022840kek same, back then these movies were always on tv because they were cheap for euro channels to buy
>>219020596Hallmark movies are the opposite side of the gender coin to Canon movies.They're both structural slop that's interestingness lies in it's trope-laden stupidity. Whether it's a girl with a big job in a big city returning to her exurban hometown only to discover a broad shouldered erudite hunk whose interest is in preserving something in the community or the shoot-first military from Dobadistan who are trying to get the illegal to America's Children.
>>219021673If Reeves makes another Batman, I hope it converges Neo-Noir with a CANNON film.
>>219015260Pro-Israel propaganda? Don't worry, we'll have plenty of it.
>>219015260Israel needs them now more than ever.
>>219015260It might be possible to meme Elon into buying it from Bezos who owns the brand now.
>>219030520it's just a name, needs the people who are all dead of cocaine overdoses or old age.
>>219030582Names carry weight. Cannon might as well be named the non-woke movie company. Probably why Amazon doesn’t revive the brand.
>>219030635they were literally hopped up on cocaine the entire time coming up with crazy shit.
>>219030679literally just made shit movies to fund their cocaine habits and unintentionally made kino
>>219030679>>219030718yes, literally, not even kidding.
