so... was cooper gay?
no, she was a minor
>>219015647The age of consent in Washington state is 16.
Was I the only one who assumed Cooper was married to Diane? Why else would he record messages to some woman?
>>219015722Only if you are within 4 years of them. Cooper was in his late 20s early 30s, so definitely SR.
>>219015610It's so retarded and out of character for Cooper to date someone still in High School. Why did redditors try shilling this shit?
>>219015772no. I figured it was some fbi thing he had to do to record everything and hve it then typed down by a second party. and he was being quirky by including tid bits about coffee and stuff to make it more fun
>>219015647nah, plus it makes it way more hotter
>>219015772I figured it was some fbi assistant who helped organize and wrote down his thoughts
>>219015892because some people just like seeing good looking people date other good looking people even though the situation doesn't call for it because it doesn't make any sense. in this case because cooper wouldn't date someone still in high school because of his moral compass. some people are just strange
>>219015647His love interest in the finale was 17
I'm on my first watch and the show seems to be falling off after s2 e9. Should I just stop watching or is the payoff worth it?
>>219015892Because that was the original idea until the actress who played Donna complained (because she was dating the coop actor at the time)
>>219016039Yes keep watching. The season finale makes it all worth it. I promise. It's probably the best episode of the whole series. Then after that you should watch Fire Walk with Me then Twin Peaks The Return
>>219016039The payoff is worth it. Lynch left the show for a bit and Frost just went and made it unhinged until Lynch came back
>>219016039It does get better around episode 15 or so, but 10-14 are real rough and it's never as good as before the reveal. Make sure to skip all James scenes. The finale is mandatory however, as is Fire walk with me.
>>219016017I thought she was in her early 20's
>>219015610Mr C, who is born from the darkness in Cooper's soul, impregnates her.
>>219016155>Twin Peaks: The Final Dossier gives Annie's birth year as 1973. However, this is inconsistent with Twin Peaks, as it would make her only 15 or 16 in 1989. Convents end at 17, as a cut off before nun education begins in earnest but evidently she was younger. It's okay, because she attempted suicide as is consequently mature in a troubled since just like Laura was, so ignore all the upstanding members of the local community that fucked her
>>219015863That’s untrue
>>219016054Just because Lynch was a pedo freak who wrote that doesn't mean it would make for better television.
>>219016010> some people just like seeing good looking people date other good looking peopleThe monsters
>>219015610he was just a good man
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>>219016260We don't know if Lynch or Frost wrote that. My point is that the show hints at a relationship between them because that's what they were going to do. Cooper rejecting Audrey feels weird and homosexual because it's a shitty rewrite
>>219015647>>219015722audrey was 18 in season 1, he asks her in the second episode
>>219016476She was lying
>>219016039keep watchingthe season 2 finale is maybe the best episode of the original runthe movie is 10/10 (watch the comaland miniseries version)season 3 is the best show of the last decade
>>219016039lynch has left the show as this point but returns with a banger of a finale where he contends with all the retarded decisions that the writers make after this. its unfortunate, but you kinda gotta watch it all to get the last episode.
>>219016260>pedo>18 year old womenzoomers are so fucking mindbroken by feminist roasties jfc
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>>219016260>Lynch was a pedo freak>She was only 17 years and 364 days old you sick fuck!
>>219015772I will never forgive Lynch for making Laura fucking Dern Diane.
>>219015863No, the age of consent is the age when you can have sex with anyone else above the age of consent with no limitations. Close in age exemptions (aka Romeo & Juliet laws) only apply to 16 and 17 year olds who are dating 13-15 year olds. 16 year olds in Washington state can legally consent to fucking 40 year olds if they want.
>>219016587>>219016613Triggered pedos. Good thing you won't be fucking anything at all but your hand.
>>219015647
>>219016766>16 year olds in Washington state can legally consent to fucking 40 year olds if they want.same in the uk, thank god
>>219016426As someone who just learned about the nixed Cooper/Audrey relationship just now, I thought the scene of him rejecting her felt totally normal and in-character for both characters. You can tell he does have feelings for her and is attracted to her, but his sense of honor and professionalism stop him from going for it, which seems natural for his character.
>>219015610No, but he was too much of a professional to get romantically involved with a girl whose crush on him was clearly immature and who was, let's not forget about that, the daughter of one of the main suspects until the real murderer is revealed.There's also the fact that, don't @ me, Audrey kinda sucks, to be honest. Most of her screentime, she's either getting herself into trouble or getting someone else into trouble, or sabotaging her dads business deals, even the legitimate ones. I know that "It's okay when a hot chick does it." is one of the most unshakeable laws of nature but it's something someone like Cooper knows better than to put up with. Nice as he is, he has a pretty well oiled bullshit detector.Doesn't help that the entire Horne family, aside from the mum, seems to have some mental pathology going on.
>>219016800the funny thing is that your reaction matches the online behaviour of actual pedophiles to a T
>>219015722>The age of consent in Washington state is 16.
>>219015610Based roastie
>>219017220Broastie
>>219016998that's only really true of audrey in season 1
>>219017366I guess, but that's mainly because she gets sidelined into pointless B-plots for most of season 2. As happened with most characters for most of season 2.
>>219016505If she lies, you're off the hook.
>>219015892>>219016010Audrey was also cemented as best girl when she infiltrated One Eyed Jacks just because she thought she could help.
>grapefruits... freshly squeezed
he was gay gary coopa?
The real question is: who wouldn't do Cooper?
>No, Audrey, I can't date you. Well, you see, Audrey, you are only 17 years and 364 days old! It's literally pedophilia, you see.
>>219016039Likewise and I'm getting really tired of all the relationship drama that's going on. I don't give a single shit about Ed and Norma, or Nadine and Snake, and I fucking HATE HATE HATE this zoolander looking charisma vacuum fuck James.
>>219015610Man, don't even remind me of that. They were supposed to get together and it would be kino, but because of backstage drama that didn't happen and Audrey was put on a bus for the rest of the show despite being of the best characters. I still get bummed over this.
>>219018890James was always cool
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>>219019130https://youtu.be/wqRfzodp0IU
>>21901572216?! They do pre teens man.
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>>219019176With a hairline like that you really need to be biebermaxxing hard
>>219019176Oh, Angelo!
>>219018967You're a pedophile, faggot
>>219015610Nah, he was more into defrocking a nun and shit.
>>219015610No, Lara Flynn Boyle got cunty and demanded that they not pair Coop with Audrey because she was dating Kyle MacLachlan at the time and the stupid lizard cunt didn't understand how acting works.
>>219016666Settle down, super satan. She was the only possible choice and you fucking know it.
