so.... sauron
>>219015989I wish I could get fired for poor performance and then immediately get hired in a more lucrative role BECAUSE of my poor performance.
>>219015989I sincerely wish that someone would kill this faggot.
>>219016030guy is a dickhead cultist. He's being rewarded with more creative power to be an even bigger dickhead
>>219016046>this is the guy that posts Tolkien's quote about evil I was telling you about
>>219015989How dare he make fun of daddy Sauron.
>>219015989TWO TOWERS?!?!?!
>>219015989He knows more about Tolkien than any of you incels. Fact.
>>219016110don't care
>>219016148>I've stalked this girl long enough, I get to rape her!
>>219016148True but that doesn’t make him less cringe
>>219015989>non-stop Trump similarities thrown in
>>219016194>immediately starts talking about stalking and raping girls out of nowhereyup, its an incel
>>219016194kek perfect
>>219016213>years later chuds are still seething about thisColbert won
>>219016148This. If you think Tolkien didn't intend on Sam's daughter being the chosen one who would bring balance to Middle-Earth then you're just a retarded useless chud.
>>219016264cringing*
>>219016264>I'm bleeding, making me the winner!
>>219016030just need to have kosher politics
>>219016213Why is he promoting the Trumpvax?
heh looks like we've got some Boromir fans in tonight heh heh some Borgom grunst fans
>>219016264Even the 'two scoops' bit still lives in their heads rent free. Absolutely chudbroken.
>>219016238>thrown in
>>219015989How did Colbert blackmail Peter Jackson into this?
>>219015989Bro is going to cause some mentally ill guy to kill the staff making the new lor movie
>>219016397>we must defend colberts honor
Guys, you must not understand the situation here. Colbert is a "Tolkein scholar". He's forgotten more about Arda than you'll ever know.
>>219016517>TolkeinLorelet chuds always expose themselves so quickly
>>219015989
>>219016365>randomly brings up DrumpMedic
we need to get ready for 2028, activate the talk show demagogues
>SAURON WANTS TO MAKE MIDDLE-EARTH GREAT AGAIN!- "subtle" political reference in Colbert's LOTR
>>219016541Red = dislike, green = like This is me
>>219016144Kek. Underrated.
>>219016654That's literally his motive though.
>>219016834Trump will have been out of office for 10 years by the time any of this trash comes out
>>219016297>>219016313>I'm not seething, I make several colbert threads every day for no reason!
>>219016545>randomlyHmm if only we could remember who was president in 2020.
>>219016893Sauron's motive is that he wants to make Middle Earth great again in universe.
>>219016965>I'm not seething, I respond in several colbert threads every day for no reason!
>>219016365Good question, WHY did a socialist like Colbert promote Pfizer corporation jab so hard?Better question yet - why did all leftists rushed like animals to get jabbed when they saw Colbert dance?
>>219016541Why do leftoids love Islam so much? It's quite literally the opposite of what they preach
>>219016541>ruined kanyetrue.
>>219016988but how does that have anything to do with the late show being cringe and dystopian?
>>219016893Trump will never leave office
>>219017077Why do chuds love Christianity so much? It's quite literally the opposite of what they preach
>>219017132If true and he’s actually immortal then that’s actually kind of neat
>>219017129>How does the president who pushed for the vaxx have anything to do with this clip about the vaxx??
>>219017129>>219016545
>>219017163I thought chuds believed in science though because science shows that blacks have much lower IQ's than humans
>>219017132I mean, I think that's his intention, but the guy is super old and visibly falling apart, I'm not sure he'll make it to the end of THIS term.
>>219015989Yes he is very much versed in the entire Tolkien loreBut he is far more interested in progressing liberal social and political ideals.He won't be able to help himself. Before the overarching story is written they will already have feminist, POC and LGBTQ characters and plot points to hit that will be incongruent with Tolkien's vision of middle earth.This shit is dead on arrival
>>219017232Why did Colbert, a leftwing hero figure, shilled for Trump vaccine as hard as he could? Two boosters? How many did you take?
>>219017289Three and they kept me safeExplain this
>>219017077They hate the white culture and the West, therefore that supersedes everything else.
>>219015989I mean the parallels are obvious. Russia is mordor. Putin is sauron. Trump is the human king whose arrogance and corruption destroyed Numenor.
>>219017232>>219017267I not pretending not to understand, I’m trying to avoid playing your weird directionbrained argument game. I’m apolitical. constantly bringing up another cringe person does nothing to negate the fact I find the first cringe.
>>219017389>drumpf is humanno
umm actually this is what Tolkien meant
>>219015989Why are left wing hogs so bad at creating things now? It used to be they had some artistic spark but that's just all gone these days.
>>219017289i didn't take the vax, but i got covid once and i haven't been sick ever since. used to get sick pretty badly 1-2 times a year.
>>219017526Creativity thrives within restrictions.
>>219017526Leftists never created anything. Even their holy book says 'Seize the means' and not 'Create the Means'
>>219017380this, its literally just oikophobia
>>219016144
Shit this thread is full of libcucks
>>219017163Because Christianity represents white people, while Islam represents browns.This is the correct answer in both cases. Libs lick shit out from between the toes of Moslems because they're cuckolds for browns. What they believe has nothing to do with anything, it's exclusively racial. Being Left Wing is in fact about hating white people--if you are Left Wing and white, you hate yourself, and your race. You will side with browns over them regardless of the circumstance.It isn'tt about "the rich" or "the billionaires" or "fairness" or "healthcare" or any of that made up shit, you can have nuanced opinions on all of those--it's aboutt being Anti-White, and there are no exceptions to that rule.
>>219017633Did you hear there's a new strain of covid going around? Scary stuff.
>>219017633I think they're on payroll, because they always pop up in colbert threads and they always use "chud" to self identify. A bit like how Gollum identifies himself.
>>219015989You guys seeing all these orcs walking around the shire recently
>>219015989>Catholic>Hates nazis>Knows everything about the LegendariumIf Tolkien was alive today he'd get along with Colbert whereas he would despise all of you chuds
>>219017672This is the objective truth. You don't have to be a poltard to see it. Whenever you see some weird contradictory positions, just try to see it from position of someone with burning hatred of whites and suddenly all of them click into place.Believe people when they tell you what they are.
>>219017565>Leftists never created anythinglmao.All art and entertainment has been created by leftists. Rightcels despise art, and the only "entertainment" they ever created was that Ladyballers film nobody watched.
>>219017761>catholicPodesta's best friend? I wonder how many pizzas they ate together while laughed at NPCs rushing to get jabbed.
>>219017768>words words wordsThe right can't meme
>>219015989PROTECT.HIS.SMILE.
>>219016545>>randomly brings up DrumpIsn't that all late night show are nowadays?
>>219017816>He can't be a catholic! He is a pedophile!anon...
>>219016453Go on.
>>219017267The left can't meme
>>219017797>All art and entertainment has been created by leftistsWrong, leftist assured me that everything made pre-2010 was made chudpitalist white nationalist slave trading colonialists. Right wingers made pic related.Leftwingers made...uuuh...rap, Rings of Power and Covid.
>>219016194you have won the internets today sir
>>219017824That picture was made by leftgroids, for their museum. It was sponsored by department of education.
>>219017077jew indoctrinated
>>219017835>colbert has 20 fansHorseshit. I count eight in that photo.
>>219017880This exposes you as a retard who knows nothing in so many different ways, I am not even sure where to start.First of all, this is from the 14th century, hundreds of years before the concepts of right wing vs left wing came into being. Are you going to label cave paintings libertarian next?Second, the artist in question, Cimabue, wasn’t some traditionalist even by his own time’s standards but one of the innovators of early Renaissance art, so even if you try to force modern political labels onto the 1300s, you’ve picked the wrong guy.
>>219017908So what is wrong with what it says? It sounds like an accurate characterization of white American culture to me.
>>219015989do you think he'll use his trump voice for an orc or something?
>>219017797What happens when an artist becomes right wing? Like Scott Adams or Kanye West. Do they just cease to be an artist at that point?
>>219018275They cease to be a good artist, that is for sure. Nobody listens to Kanye's new stuff.
>>219016541Kek I remember 2008 when everyone was calling McCain a nazi warmonger. Now he's Schrodinger's fascist, wonder if Trump will see a redemption arc when he disagrees with Appalachian Hitler in 2028 or Cuban Hitler is 2036.
>>219018143I love the fact that you're too dumd to realize you just refuted your own initial argument. Gold.
>>219018360No, chud, I did not.
>>2190159892 scoops?2 towers?!
>>219017163Christianity is so thoroughly branded on the 'identity' of whites much in the same way that the arabs are with pisslam. The heebs have an exceptional talent for making goyim declare loyalty to adapting their shitty fucking myths and traditions to the point where everyone else wants to we wuz them while hating them.
>David Elision's shills already created and ran off to another thread after getting run out of the previous one.BOOOOOO
>>219017761You haven't actually read anything that Tolkien wrote outside of his actual stories or you would realize how ludicrous of a statement this is. He would have found the idea of adapting his books into movies AT ALL to be obscene, he was horrified and revolted by even efforts to make them into radioplays which changed literally anything about the source material. Tolkien could not exist today, because of the world which retards like Colbert helped to make, where every existing thing must be bent to the aim of worshipping shitcolor.I get that you guys have to pretend that people in the past totally would've fought for trans kids or whatever made up shit you pretend to believe to obfuscate the fact that your ideology is actually just a hatred of white people. You have to pretend that, because otherwise you have no anticedent. The reality of course is that every side in World War II would have stopped fighting each other to kill you, just like both sides of the American Civil War would have--and for that matter both sides of the Civil Rights movement, the South African Civil War, and the Russian Revolution.To be a left wing pig in 2026 is to exist without a past. You are not entitled to heroes or representation in the past because your ideology was made up in my lifetime. All heroism, history, and culture are inherently Right Wing because they weren'tt invented by BPD women last week.
>>219018532>David Ellision's shillscan I get a quick rundown on reddit's new bogeyman?
Stephen Colbert went to pedo island.Instead of taking him to the guillotine he gets to continue the assault upon our culture?
>>219019322all the coolest democrats hung out there
>>219019209IDK, you're from reddit, you should ask them.
>>219015989I hate him so much pedo
>>219016194Um. What. You went from one to ten very fast.
>>219016046yeah me too...
>>219019322That’s unlikely. He’s not quite cut from the same cloth as Esptein’s social caste. Also he’s devout catholic
>>219018320>remember 2008 when everyone was calling McCain a nazi warmongerI don’t remember this at all. What were you going to lesbian book clubs or something?
>>219020111I remember them saying Romney was going to put black people back in chains which is really funny in retrospect.
>>219020218the worst I heard said about Romney was binders full of women and the dog on the roof thing. Romney was so mild even tumblr made him a meme and not out to be an existential threat for the most part. At least in the place where I was online at the time.
>/pol/, the board created and run by pedophiles, is already having a total meltdown over this>It won't even be out for years so we're going to get daily threads of them crying
>>219016213wait he did several of these?
>>219020111how can a zionist shabbos goy be a nazi
>>219016194Holy impeccable logic.
>>219019322>Stephen Colbert went to pedo island.No, he didn't.The only mention of him in the Epstein files is a video from his old show about Super PACs sent to Epstein by a friend.Meanwhile, your God Drumpf is mentioned literally 1000s of times, with accusations ranging from rape to murder.
>>219021671How dare you bring objective facts into this thread.
>>219021671>The only mention of him in the Epstein files is a video from his old show about Super PACs sent to Epstein by a friend.So he is in the files. Pedo twerked at you and you quickly ran to get maxxvaxxed.
>>219017526Purity spiral. Can't make anything unique without risking offending someone.
>>219018143>REEEEEEEEEEE THIS FUCKING HETERONORMATIVE CHRISTIAN WHITE CHUD WAS RICK AND MORTY WATCHING AMPUTEE TRANNY JUST LIKE MEEEEEEESchrodingers leftard where they simultaneously claim that history was white nationalist hell while claiming artists of that time as their own.
>>219018165>So what is wrong with what it says?You'll have to ask the Smithsonian.
Skibidi Saruman
>>219021671>accusationsAny fact-usations?
>>219018165>what is wrong with what it says?From a viewpoint of a leftist - everything.This was commisioned by National Museum of African American History and Culture, so nothing fringe. They consider even a concept of time to be racist product of protestant culture.
>>219022105it’s like when intersectionality wheels make being non-white adjacent to being retarded
>>219022105I can see why lefties would take issues with it, but why does it trigger you, chud?
>>219016264>>219016965Why didn't you go to his HUGE protest turnout in New York? You could have saved his show
>>219016030I'm sure his connection to John "Pizza or Pasta" Podesta has nothing at all to do with it.
>>219022131The second you point out what the Epstein files say about Trump, chuddies suddenly claim the Epstein files aren't real. Very typical.
>>219022234You're trying to rationalize with /pol/tards, who's board was created by Epstein, it's pretty clear the pedophiles that make up that board aren't going to going to debate you in good faith.
>>219022215>Chuds actually think that eating pizza makes you a pedoSo explain to me why Trump is still allowed to eat it
>>219022176I'm not the Smithsonian thoughever.
>>219022390You posted it as evidence of the left's "burning hatred of whites". Why do you now refuse to explain how the picture is an example of that?
>>219022299yeah about that minerva/owl rule though, what penance do you think baroness rothschild recommended?
>>219018143This is funny, because you're counteracting >>219017761 this guy's argument here.Tolkein was a super Catholic back in the day. He had different troubles going on in his country back then. He literally saw the environment consumed by industrialism, hence the Sauron/orc analogues and his strong environmentalism beliefs, and he fought in a World War which fed into his depiction of companionship between Sam and Frodo. He also complained about Labour, complained about "godless liberals" in a letter or two, was a nationalist and backed Franco's fascist Spain, which wasn't particularly hard because Franco's opponents were massacring innocent Catholics, priests and nuns everywhere as well as desecrating their graves. He can't be mapped one to one, but he *was* was generally considered to be right wing by his peers. So he is more of a Tory and mild Burkean social conservative at most.
>>219022692>TolkeinStopped reading herePut a little more effort into pretending you know anything about Tolkien next time, poltard
>>219022465>You posted itThat was someone else.>anon will seethe and jump up and down
>>219022738Sure it was, chuddie
>>219022726You know what? I got baited. I'm sorry guys. Just going to leave this and dip.
>>219022912>describes exactly what they always dokek
>>219022970Right down to the random fascism allegations, yeah.People think just because he didn't agree with or like the far right Nazis, he'd happily fall in with the far left and antifa and make Sam and Frodo gay, like no dude.
>>219015989It will be 100% lore-accurate and incels will expose themselves as lorelets over and over again while criticizing it.Screenshot this.
>>219023501What does wanting to have sex but being unable to have to do with encyclopedic knowledge of LOTR… wait nvm
S-SECOND BREAKFAST!?!
Reminder that Colbert joked about Trump's ridiculous "two scoops" order ONCE, nine years ago, and chuds have been seething about it every single day since
>>219016046no don't kill, just destroy his legacy, mock him into living underneath a bridge in new jersey
>>219016264>>219016965how many boosters did you get?
>>219019117gayass anime pic, wall of text, nobody is going to read that shit lil bro
>>219019937nobody asked you thoughbeit
>>219016148knowing not much about LOTR is like the opposite of being an incel.
>>219015989How is he gonna write-in the two scoops debacle?
>>219023706Give /pol/ a break, they needed the Russians to tell them what to post so they're in full NPC mode until they get updated talking points.
>>219025777Back to the front oinker
>>219016213He looks so embarassed. I feel bad for him having to degrade himself like this
>>219026121He isn't. He literally mocks both NPCs who took it and people who try to escape.It was a power trip and he loved it.
>>219016148reciting stuff from memory doesn't mean you understand it
>>219016144lol
>>219015989maga can thank donald trump for him getting canned to have time to make this movie ...there are def some maga lotr fags mad about this
>>219016144TWWWOOOOO?!!?!??
>>219016144jej
>>219028288That was him? I thought it was one of the other white mainstream 'comedy' stooges.
>>219028484It was Colbert. Drumpf hacked the Nielson ratings to make him look bad even though Colbert is the most popular and most watched tv host in history.
*starts speaking russian*
>>219029417>Source required
beady black eyes
>>219015989why do people watch talk shows? Nothing happens 99 percent of the time.
>>219016194Dont let them take your crown king
