>FTL News-- Maejok scolded Drake over touching the dishwasher, ceiling tiles are coming loose in the Basement-- It’s all wet-- Drake is up, cleaned up and is talking to TTS-- The Beth thread is ACTIVE on /bant/! >>>/bant/24160286>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219013204
bingo is beautiful
Remember when the twins used to read books aloud, read the Bible, draw pictures, and get into mischief? Why did they give up?
Delaney yelling nigger to the anon that wanted it:https://x.com/vortmax79/status/1741677382627422411
The only thing that can make today's jobs funny is if they just dont pay emma because boring
emma has nice legs
JAMES ZYZZAMESZYZZDARK TIGERARKTIGERBINGO BONGOINGOBONGOFINAL THREEINALTHREE
>>219016418bingo is dead you insensitive prick
>>219016191What's even crazier is Kenny himself is willing to come on the show. The wiggers just won't ask.
well back to sleep Bingo
MISTER WHO? ISTERWHO?
>james drake taking today's meme jobs seriously
Bongo doesn’t like Boondocks since she finds black babble unintelligible!
Bingo's dead, babyBingo's dead
what are the jobs?
why does she look so greasy all the time
>>219016364>>219016416>>219016418>>219016432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXX3xEw7oVIBingo's music is cool. Around 9 or 10 minutes and in different parts throughout it really reminds me of Chris Vrenna's work on Alice.
>Sully Cvstles fucked thisIt should've been me bros...
HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY
>>219016473BE ENTERTAINING
bashart is putting on his mogging bootssomeone's getting bamogged today
>sam brings on a guy he accuses of being a pedo and attempts get his woke mob to shame him into quitting>lasts an entire day>jet brings on an actual pedo>kicks him after less than an hourwho won?
Americans are the Brazilians of the world, why do they look so dysgenic?
>>219016477
Is Maejok just kinda inept? So many of the wiggers problems can be traced back to his fucking things up.
>>219016473"Fishtank Contestant""be an entertaining reality show contestant creating compelling content" or whatever. Basically production STILL light-seething over yesterday.
>house of paper and sticks>has huge issues with water and leakingmaybe next time faggots should build european style brick house and not rent luxury american cardboard
>>219016466Boondocks is objectively overrated
>>219016431Bingo and Bongo aren't going to make it through the day at this point
>>219016490
>>219016493Sam wasn’t involved in FH2 casting.
>>219016424>>219016429>>219016477I just hope they bring in a black guy for her birthday.
>>219016477who?
are they looksmatched?
>>219016433Landon is debatably the least retarded person in the houseYou guys just think haha funny voice janny can't tie his shoes cheese fries, but he has been able to predict, discern and articulate what other fish and the directors are doing, what they are trying to get out of him, etc, despite being autistic. He even started standing his ground against their obvious bullshit and even took the boxing match over it and has laughed it off.Everyone else on the show, Anisa included, has acted like more of a retard than him so far at some point. Even the "stable" telepresence Indian.
VANCE WEPT
Bingo like all quirky tumblr girls loves Yume Nikki!
>>219016473All of them are be a creative engaging fishtank contestant. JD saw landons so he knows they are all the same, but Cody made a point to tell them not to share what it is. Bit is already ruined
jd reading the bible is such a faggot thing to do. this guy is unreal
>>219016509seems to me like he is the only one keeping the ship afloat. without him what do they have? a bunch of retards who dont know how to operate a camera and terrible bits that arent funny
>>219016477imagine the dirty rough sex
What will you do when Bingo and Bongo leaves today?
>>219016543jet is literally the male version of bongo if he didnt get picked up by sam
>>219016565>>219016566Vibe nuked
wiggers mixed up production and fish job envelopes i see oopsies
>>219016477She likes rimmingShe's for jet
>>219016418Bingo got sick, and then sat in piss and water for 6 hours shivering while sick, and probably got another virus or just compromised her immune system severely and got significantly more sick.Also doesn't help that she doesn't eat anything ever besides the occasional goyslop with no nutritional value.
Bongo is fed up with her lazy retard sister
Are production still fucking sleeping?
my friend kimosabe
on some real shit put a motherfucking tay on like goddamn
Production has officially given up.
>audience decides who is eliminated. this can be a vote, this can be stox, whatever.>elimination challenges are just temporary immunity from the audience. it is a lifeline for least favorite audience members.>too many people leave before elimination? no problem that's exciting and dramatic and why freeloaders exist. you don't get to be immune because your fellow contestant quit.simple. name one flaw with this
>>219016418Bingo passed away
>>219016629EAR
>>219016481>3:30This part sounds genuinely cool, reminds me of early Megaten music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZh2LcJ4g5oBingo has talent
Bongo is a very talented ventriloquist.
>>219016611my friend hoarderman
>>219016638
>>219016629The audience is stupid
>bashir asks Landon which headband looks better>Landon says "the dark one">bashir clearly wants the light one and keeps saying 'hmmm i dont know i was more like going for the light one'>Landon still says "the dark one">bashir keeps the light bluewoman brained
>>219016483How have I never seen this joopy
this whole cast is vibe black hole
>>219016629The audience doesnt know what they want. They think JD is bad for the show.Also on other seasons simps ruin this by keeping their boring nontent wigger cumbunny alive
Bashir owes beth sex
where did the "jd is dating a tranny" headcanon come from
Bingo Bongo update? is Bingo still raped? Is Bongo still horny?
>vaguely "be entertaining" all day for $10what compelling instructions, i can see these dysfunctional retards practically bouncing off the walls already, they're all clearly full of ideas and motivation as we've already seen.
>>219016680https://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
Her name is just so fun to sayJOOPYJOOPYJOOJOOJOOJOOOOOOPY^_^
>>219016629Sounds good but the audience is retarded and want every heel gone, like in S3 with SymbalSymbal was good to hate but paypigs kept wanting him out like tards
Someone pointed it out before ITT but “Landon is your name” has to be the most insulting part of the song ever.
>>219016680Bingo has been sleeping for 16 hours.
@productionWE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK ON BINGO@productionWE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK ON BINGO@productionWE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK ON BINGO@productionWE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK ON BINGO@productionWE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK ON BINGO
>>219016658yeah but Bashir is right, the light blue is better than matching, he should just not doubt himself
>>219016677beth is obsessed with bashir
>>219016678to reconcile how a faggot has a gf
>>219016395S2 New Years Eve was my favorite day on the show
>>219016678People call him gay so if he has gf is has to be a dude.
>>219016676he is retardhe is anti-contenthe's just bait for paypigs to spam retarded nontent TTS all he does is ruin any incentive to make the wiggers do anything, because they just keep getting paid from the cattle spamming TTS about him
does anybody have the webm of bashir trying to steal oingo boingo's plant and emma hurting her knee?
Jet if you're reading this please get the twins some coffee
>>219016676>>219016657then it's productions job to make them interesting or plead their case why they should stay or even tip the scales if they have to.
>>219016571nah, it just seems like that because he's the only one that isnt fat.
hehehehe suicide hehehehe
JD is sex pesting the twins again!
Link to Mr. Naked getting beat up in a park and called a pedo?
>>219016727ben isnt fat though
>>219016713You would really rather have emma than jd?
>>219016720And Bingo some cold meds, JD's a fucking biohazard
>>219016678nobody likes trannies
Current whereabouts?
Remember when they brought a pedophile discord user on the show?
>>219016759the local playground
>>219016629>>219016676>>219016699>no incentives for the fish to do anything except coddle paypigsHorrible idea.
Who in the house would survive the longest against a mid-sized female grizzly bear (no cub nearby)?
so the audience hates this season, but are people prepared for the show to get even WORSE the longer it goes on for?it's already so bad, but it will get WORSE.
>>219016768Bezo? Yeah he quit day 2
POST YFW S5:
>>219016747ben ia spiritually fat
>>219016768ahhh good times
>>219016641I haven't listened to old SMT soundtracks but you should maybe check out the American McGee's Alice soundtrack if you dig that vibe.
@jet just remove Bingo already. She’s cucking content by being sick.
Bingo proof of life status?
>>219016759Homeless in ATL
>>219016722>>219016676OR just make the immunity challenges favor someone the audience wants gone but the production thinks should stay if they have to.
>>219016680Bongo is insatiable. Whoever wifes her will be constantly milked for his seed.
Who's going to be the freeloader?
>>219016779unironic the newspaper bit was a good one
Guys, Frank Hassle is 20 minutes away. In 2 hours, Frank Hassle is going to come marching into the house. 24 hours is all that stands between Frank Hassle and the fish. Two days until Frank Hassle fucks their shit up. Two more weeks until Frank Hassle throws PISS and SHIT on the contestants. Lube up your cooch now, fucker. Just twenty more years.
>>219016798Erika Kirk
>>219016759>>219016456
>>219016768
has emmas boyfriend sent anymore letters?
holy shit
Kill JD fishtoy when?
Jet worked with Sam for years and never learned anything about boxing and as a direct result we have this JD faggot being emboldened to yap and sing like a faggot.
Two weeks and Frank shows up
>>219016788I just saw her blanket move a little
I miss freddy
I sure loved the SURREALIST design in the season 2 househttps://x.com/unregisterlk/status/2037300092298821713
>>219016798
>>219016693JD is reading the Bible loudly.
>>219016543Bongo is a solid 7Jet is a 3
pretty fucked up that there's a retard clearly dying of sickness on the couch and no one helps herhope the wiggers get arrested for tard abuse
>>219016806But when Frank is at the house he will no longer be 20 minutes away... The Law of Frank says he must be 20 minutes away from S5 at all times.
>>219016833>s2>story arcs
>>219016835YO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOOD
>>219016793its me
>>219016841Oh its great when jon does it but bad when JD does it? Bias much?
you know who had an arc? noah
>emma and anissa are gone>no freeloadersboring tank
>>219016779I liked the newspaper. Was a fun way to provide recaps in the show itself.
>>219016822>it actually felt good to box, i think i might keep up with it
>>219016819I don't care what anyone says, she is so fucking cute and sexy here and I want to make love to her for hours.
did people really dislike S4? besides the terrible ending the show was so much fun to watchthe cast was mega retarded in a good way. yes Ellie was nontent but she was at least goonbait
>show starts with 20 people and goes on for 30 days>fishes are wannabe actors/craiglist cloutchases who dont know about fishtank>producers pretend it is a real big brother-like show>audience doesn't decide who is eliminated>immunity challenge>audience can pick someone to give immunity to, never two immunities in a row>the own fishes vote people out>house slowly descends into hellhousesimple. name one flaw with this
>>219016629the problem is that your show becomes run by simps like with Josie in S1 and the twins in S5The fans know jackshit what they want. If you followed what the fans wanted, Letty would've been kicked out by week 3 in S1
>>219016841wow nvm i fucking kneel
>>219016841JD really thinks his shitty Preacher impression and newfound Christian larp was so great yesterday that he ran it back hell yeah say christ is king lmao
>>219016865vibe repair tank
TJ was the worst part of season 2. forced coddled self insert character shit. TJ simps are the biggest fags of /ftl/
>>219016699How about no eliminations until last 10 days then it's one per day.
>>219016861It wasn't great then either
>>219016847>five seasons into this shit>they still haven't figured out you need to feed people more than french fries and delicious submarine sub subway subwiches
>>219016571The fish can't throw water because this genius decided to put all the expensive server equipment directly under the kitchen.
>>219016477Hyperandrogenism due to high T-levels
>>219016833Me too. Seasons having an aesthetic themes are kino.
Bingo will be the first fish to die in the tank
>>219016869Daniel freddy and drench were good. Rest of the cast was hot dogshit and the wiggers clearly didnt care even on day 1
>>219016833>iconic cast
>>219016841emma said she is getting pretty good at this
>>219016890The entirety of s2 was pathetic, but still better than s1
has Landon had this?
Remember when Sam pulled a gun on Jet and forced him to say Christ is king?
>>219016841>>219016861Jon is funny but rapidly grows annoying because he not only has his impediment but literally cannot fucking read, it's the retarded kid in class having to read a paragraph. Just sucks to sit through.JD is fucking gay and annoying because he can't be sincere for even a second, he's put on a southern evangelical accent to read it like a faggot tryhard.Bingo was the best bible reader so far because despite her speech impediment she CAN read and reads it like a story with sincerity instead of like JD or illiterate like Jon.
So none of the fish are doing anything again and production is still crying about it because they believe it's not their job to do anything with the fish, their job is to sit in the basement and huff galaxy gas? Thanks for filling me in on the last 2 weeks.
>>219016833>Iconic cast
look you either give narrative control to paypigs/audience, production, or the fish. the fish is the WORST option.
>>219016678he wont deny it and people found someone who they think it is (who is trans that he interacts with alot)he also said if they gave him a whiteboard he could prove hes not gay (so i imagine he was going to try and explain why being with trans person isnt gay)
>>219016629>entire game just becomes "be memey and appeal to >the average fishtank viewer"no thank you
>>219016833>S2: iconic cast
>>219016922>calcium propionate added to retardIt sure was!
>>219016629Better bigger brained idea>every contestant has X lives>after certain days, 1-3 if your stocks are the lowest you take a hit>if your stocks are the highest you recover a life, but don't get an extra one if you are already at full health>the most boring unlikeable losers get a fire lit under their ass, if they don't start doing shit they lose lives>introduce challenges that are a mix of loser loses a life, winner gains a life, winner gets to shoot someone taking a life away from them, vote who loses a life, basically any kind of system can be run inside the system based on what the pacing needs>you can do a week of dogpiling, you can have the bullet>ensures all the worst people are at the highest risk while the top people are more protected but not completely safe>let's people take a shot at the top dog of the house without cucking the content>a predictable system that is fully flexible and allows viewer interaction, if you don't like that someone may be going home, get their stocks>stock value is based more on how many people endorse someone, not based on who has the biggest whalesThere, fixed your showWith this system you could run the show without any production input if needed. Pure audience feedback.
>>219016922>Calcium Propionate added to RETARD spoilage of crust
>>219016911Wouldn’t even be the first person to die on stream on Kick.
===BINGO UPDATE===drinking coffee
Need to see JD's chest caved in with a sledgehammer
>>219016934>twinpedo take
GOOD MORNING BINGO!
>>219016900he is working with the space jet provided. thats where the basement rooms are
>>219016936Thats not fair man they dont just do galaxy gas they are trying really hard to find more pedophiles to pay and fly out for a few hours.
why does the season 5 have no chemistry it is bizarre
>>219016916Can you even remember everyone from s3? Everyone on s2 besides maybe meg has something to remember.
You guys think this will be a nontent day after elimination yesterday?>I wanna check out that new Ryan Gosling flick
>Tell fishtank fans to be entertainingMilk is back on the meni
>>219016934Jon is another version of Alex B.
>>219016861Jon did it with a retarded voice in a karaoke machine and has no idea what the words mean and he cares more about weird things in the apocrypha than the actual Bible. That's what makes it kinda funny
>>219016951wether you like it or not this is how it goes. every single winner of fishtank is the fan favorite. you can be in denial and want le fair competition but the audience will get what it wants or the show will not survive.
>>219016738From the thumbnail I thought you photoshopped her chin to be massive
>>219016963She’s back to sleep and lying down.
>>219016939>>219016952>>219016916s2 had some of the most memorable contestants.
>>219016493it was funny seeing HF2 Brandon get piled on but to seriously think he's a pedo for designing drag outfits is just reddit christfag cringe
>>219016981*season 5 cast oops
>>219016870voting
new ep of for all mankind is up. cya
>>219016833nigga is typing shit
Ice Poseidon on Fishtank: "I could do it better"https://x.com/ClipsVonClaus/status/2037574321447571626
If nobody is on robot duty who’s going to give uppies?
>>219017000>has no idea what the words meanyeah jon clearly not understanding, comprehending, or retaining anything the reads, just literally saying words from the page, is such an insane quality of his
>Frank has been 20 minutes away for days now>indicating that he is not getting any closerI don't think he's coming guys
>bongo doesn't know if bingo/bongo has 5 or 6 letters and needs to count it one by onedawwww
>>219016982i fucked with meg heavy but she wasnt memorable
>>219017032Ice is the ONE person who would actually do worse than the wiggers. If you disagree you are literally Scam Pepper
>>219016981No-one wants to be the heel cause they'll be ostracized by the other fish. Too pussy to be content.
>>219017032ya no.... Fishtank is way better then any event ice has ever put on.
why is james drake dress like a wigga?
>>219016910What was surreal about it?
>>219017032jet and ice trying to big dog each other is pretty embarrassing on both ends
>>219017012actually it wasnt funny it was cringe af. the same cancel culture shit those sorry christfags whine about
Oh it’s bad bad, it’s dire.
>>219017060the "jobs" for today are to be entertaining or something idk this is just background noise
>>219017043Pro wrestling isn't real
>>219017040hes too fat to move that fast
>>219016870What if the fishes vote which two contestants they want out and they will then do some fucked up 1v1 elimination challenge
>>219017032All the girls on icetank would have an OF.
>>219016833saved this to add to my "SEASON 2 IS THE WORST SEASON AND IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING THE WORST ASPECTS AND SUB-SECTS OF THE ENTIRE FANBASE AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE, BEHEAD ALL SEASON 2 FAGGOTS" foldersurrealist kino btw
>>219017054did goran ever tell them that the elimination bullet is no longer a thing?
>>219017008ColeSummerJimmyThe rest are completely expendable. That's 3/10.
>>219017032Didn't he try twice already?
>>219017055for real i hate giving the wiggers credit but his events are strait ass. the one with letty and jon was fucking retarded
Where can I find a gf exactly like Bongo where do such women hang out? What about Bingo?
>nahmjustkiddingBINGO BROSWE'RE SO BACK
>>219016851bantfags have hallucinated a lot about s2 but "muh arcs" might be the biggest hallucination of them all
>>219017032I do believe the cringe and "nontent" moments of the show are a integral part of it, live chat and ftl dooming is probably one of the things that makes the show so engaging to be honest. Ice would instantly break as soon as he saw a negative message and started forced random retarded bullshit
Bingo is sick of baby food
QRD?
>>219017032I watch ice poseidon, him and jet would clash way too much and ice would 100% make it part of the show and air out all the dirty laundry. Ice likes to see people suffer, cry, and in pain, ESPECIALLY WOMEN. Jet prefers friend house and light hearted bullying. Last night he said torturechamber.live was a sick fucked up thing to even exist. It just wouldn’t work out
"umm did I just hear liquid diarrhea??? uhh... you guys... wtf are we even talking about??"
>>219017097TJ and Tayleigh were important supports to that
>job is to be entertaining >it’s 1PM>they’re just sitting around
>>219017110Watching Ellie nap was integral to s4, this season has no good nontent
>>219017054>No-one wants to be the heel cause they'll be ostracized by the other fish. Too pussy to be content.Thats Jet's fault, these fish have seen 4 seasons where the heel gets the show rigged against them and the wholesome chungus coddled to a win. Jet even tells the audience that every winner has been rigged and given plot armor and still dummies will think the fish will embrace a villain role on their own initiative.
>>219017052Hunger games was pretty good. It might be good if he did an actual fishtank type show and just a steamer house where everybody carries around their own steamer gear like Sam peppers. Which he would never do because he would have to pay contestants and he hates spending money that doesn't make him money.
>>219017114Pedo go the fuck away
>>219017125lol, did they all get that job?
>>219017125bro they typed on a giant keyboard yesterday WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??
>>219017118You could replace them with anybody else and the show loses nothing
>>219017063It was a dream-like
>>219017128If you think watching the twins sleep isn’t pure kino you don’t understand Fishtank.
>>219017032Up until this season I would have called bullshitBut.......
The wiggers had 8 months. They seriously can't make a challenge everyday?
I can't imagine watching this shit without /ftl/
>>219017128ellie<bingo and bongo in every way ever unless ur a borderline pedo
>>219017125How much money was offered? They don’t have any incentive
What does Bingo's beanie smell like rn
>>219017102they don't go outside much so not there
>>219017125Honest question: What should they be doing right this second? What would you be doing in their shoes?
>>219017128James being the first to wake and hearing the kitchen clinking noises is zen
>>219017097TJ, Trish, and Shinji are on that level.
>>219017133season 1 did it right by just straight up paying letty to be the villain but they are too cheap to do that now.
ELLIE STATUS?
>>219017161They thought the Halo bit would last 20 days. I'm not joking.
Guy, I just saw the connection>S1 is MGS1Barebones but groundbreaking>S2-Bloodgames is MGS3Cinematic and comfy. Takes place in the past. Focused on character development (Naked Snake turning into Big Boss, TJs arc)>S3 is MGS2Innovative misdirect. Polarizing for fans of the original formula. Comes off the rails at the end.>S4 is MGS4Messy nostalgia bait. The return to Shadow Moses mirrors the return to the S1 house. Could also be compared to MGSV for being cut short.>S5 is Metal Gear: SurviveSoulless cashgrab only part of the series in name alone
>>219017146Yea, everyone got the be a Fishtank contestant job but they’re not supposed to tell each other. >>219017176$10 which is like a single Redbull.
>>219017161They could just copy every previous challenge they've done and they won't even do that
>>219017168facts bingo mogs
>>219017161EAR>>219016652
>>219017153this
>>219017032he literally did and it was awful
>>219017107i mean there was the start of tjs but
>>219017032His prison streams are basically pooprapetank and they're slightly better ran than Fishtank. He should just collab with the wiggers for S6.
>>219017116>Jet prefers friend house and light hearted bullyinggroom-highshchoolers-tank and lighthearted bullying like "get the retarded kid drunk and beat him until he's crumpled on the ground and get in some extra hits to be sure, like you're in the UFC"ice gives people in need opportunities to win $20,000 on a whim and then when they do he says "alright what's your crypto address"
>>219017185LOL
>>219017183Talking to TTS and asking what they want to see.
>>219017190
You know who had an arc? Noah.
>>219017185Bait
>>219017187She asked for a rematch to the death last night, she's dry and got the ick
>>219017164Most of the other platforms are starting to come around that jet and the season sucks major ass. Mr Naked the pedo took heat off, for now…
>>219017161They spend all their time just setting up the tech and interior the challenges are just an afterthought
does aperture still paypig the show or is he above that now that he has his own tank?
>>219017032yeah no
>>219017218TTS wants death, dismemberment, and literal rape. You get this answer immediately. What do you do?
>>219017088what kind of women you want to see in a show where paypigs abuse people for no reason?
>>219017214>>219017230Just say you didn't watch season 2.
>>219017054>>219017133The problem is no matter what Jet says about changing things he has to get the "fucked up loser I can manipulate" for every fish so they themselves also know about the show and can only conceive of content as having a "heel" and being adversarial or being polite agreement nothing happens "friendtank" where they maybe smonk some dudeweed or something bro!!!!!! alcohol waow!!!The actual problem here is that the show is run and populated by people who don't read so no matter how "quirky" or "fucked up" they are they're boring. No matter how much they screech about "normies" and their neet identity they're just trying to ape reality tv where it's one dreary cycle of petty drama, alcoholism and confrontations, that's all socialization is for them, a clamor for imaginary peer placement or social currency and conflicts related to that, like actual silverback males except the women are worse than the men here.
>>219017180
>>219017091i like how there was sex
>>219017185fuck no. id say trish maybe
>>219017161I think it's less about a challenge every day and more about how there's nothing ongoing. Like they have their challenge, and then when they're done with that there's nothing, they're just in a house with nothing to do except be bored and bore people. JD is reading a fucking bible recreationally. I guess the computer room was meant to be a kind of ongoing activity but it was poorly implemented so it doesn't count.
We want SullivanMMAScott
Finale should be Bingo and Bongo in a locked room with a loaded revolver
>>219017187its over for jet. ellie is jd's girl now
Tranny JD seething about AIgod art
>>219017244Pooprape
>>219017183Throwing water
>>219017153You're a pedophile and this is just the closest you can get.>but Ellie was the le jailbait younger than them!But they act and look like children.
>>219017248
I wish Anissa succeeded in flooding the basement
Its a shame they didnt get James Drake for season 3, He would've fit perfect there.
>>219017190>scott spinoff is death strandingHOLY KIIINOOOO
Jet confirmed that Johnny has 3 nipples last night in the audition stream
>>219017116Jet likes friendtank until his toys stop doing what he wanted and starts "ironically" tanking the show
When does Eleanor Goodson MMA show up?
>>219017190>S2 is MGS3>Taylor (EVA) steals the 50k (philosopher's legacy) from TJ (Big Boss) in the epilogue.HOLY KINO
I hope Emma has a wonderful day
>>219017240I seriously doubt he’s dumping tons of money into the show like he did in the past. He won’t say bad opinions about the wiggers on twitter (still hoping one day they bring him on) but he knows it a DOGSHIT season.
>>219017278Who would he have replaced honestly?
>>219017270If she had peed on the camera I would have forgiven her sins but it was just water so she had to go and Jet did the right thing
>>219016869I feel like there was even less going on than in S5, feel like the only thing they put effort into was bringing Bam on and the skate ramp, which was cool for about an hour. >goodbaitcome on bro
I haven't heard a TTS in a long time.
>>219017161>8 months>dishwasher plumbing leaking 2nd day, bathroom with jacuzzi has problems with leaking floorand you expect them to script 20 challenges to fill the airtime during days of low energy?
>>219017278He was originally casted for S3 but they passed on him. Would've been top 2 minimum
>>219017308Luke, obviously
>>219017301who?
>>219017190but which is Peace Walker, the best one?
JD is insufferable when he reads the Bible can he do anything sincere
>>219017296Jet wants his social gameshow but he lacks the intelligence to make it work and the balls to not cave to a seething audience, it's why every season goes through the same cycle of bullshit
>>219017240I don’t think I’ve heard him paypig any of the girls this season.
>>219017301Who?
>>219017250I did
>>219017301WHO
>>219017308Ted
>>219017287Why does /v/ hate Death Stranding when /tv/ loves it?
>>219017331The TLP
Who was Shadi looking for?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aj4Tp2lIZg
>>219016481that album cover is hard af
>>219017347because it's more of a movie than a video game
>>219017351i'm like not jet
Emma is Payton if she was 6 years older, eats hot chips and dates Jews instead of being raised by a rural country type dad who hunts hogs and rides ATVs and potentially molested her.
>>219017273wet clothes play, but why would you earrape her with "gay gay" tts during night time?
>>219016833Season 2 was the wiggers failing the jokerposters' shit test. They ruined the show by actually turning it into hell house because retards in these threads called them soft.Also, it could just be my eyesight being really bad, or the cameras not being the best but all the rooms in the season 2 house were super busy and it made the cams hard to "read". Everything looked like a brown mush at a glance.
This challenge makes no sense since even the wiggers don’t know what it means to be a Fishtank contestant. Pour water or milk? Not allowed Be mean to others? They think the bullet is still in affect.
The fish toys this season fucking suck. This really is the last one I don't see how they're making any money outside of the pass
>>219016364>>219016364>>219016364Requesting still image compilation of the police bodycam video, as seen on slackerblue, where Ellie can be seen. Also requesting the images of Ellie, Direnc, and Jet in NYC. Would love the ones that Direnc took where she said she was on her own after one day, implying Ellie is alone with Jet.
Jet and Ben don't think they've done anything wrong, I think that's the crazy part about all of this
>>219017363SWAMP MAGIC
Hearing the recording of that hispanic dude Punching, holding, and then begging mr naked "please just don't touch kids man" was some of the funniest candid shit I have ever heard or seen.
>>219017113she said she likes oatmeal they need to give the little nigga some oatmeal, she could live off that pretty much
>>219017183Throwing poop
>>219017296Ice has gravitational charisma not on the same level as Sam but almost near. Jet and Ben just suck and don’t attract people
>>219017275>>219017270flood tank is kino imagine if this happened on stream and it was mints instead of the mexicanhttps://youtu.be/OP30okjpCko?si=t0-EJEFXZPMm6RZU
>>219017183Raping Bingo in the closet
>>219017351KEK ellie was there I forgot about thatWho the fuck simps for a wigger cum bunny
>>219017332Peace Walker has a mission where you fuck a TLP so Bitchtank
I started s5 not liking jet and Ben and I like them even less now. Why even make a show if it's just going through the motions to farm your top pay pigs?
s5 wiggers be like
>>219017384link bros?
>>219017183They're the ones who applied for this dog shit, if they want to be boring that's on them. I cannot believe Emma signed up or how she even likes the show enough to sign up, let alone actually get casted. Probably the worst fish of all time
>>219017397I don't think he has gravitational charisma, I think he's actually hard to listen to
>>219017256>they have their challenge, and then when they're done with that there's nothingThis, there's a challenge and as soon as it's over the dynamics are completely unchanged and it's as if nothing happened. The house is totally static
>>219017253Who had sex?
Oh man, end of an era. The house isn't going to be the same.
>>219017183make the twins the hosts and have them come up wtih challeneges
>>219017323Production is too busy to make some up and send them
can anybody explian wtf is going on? why did bashir jump up his chair and said "WE FIGURED IT OUT GUYS"
>>219017429Yeah that was a crazy statement
>>219017418They're barely sentient wiggers who can't be trusted to moderate a chatroom, yet they want to be famous and on camera all the time.Are you ready for Jet to cast himself as the space ship captain of the shit the Dark RP G-Mod village has to build?
>>219017397>but almost near.lol no anyone who doesn't know ice just sees some skinny slightly arab faggot
>>219017436Super keyboardbros…Gone too soon
>>219017436still can't believe we got to witness a keyboard this large, really just unbelievable they could go so far
>>219017418i pretty much burried the fact that jet is a sex pest in my subconcious before the show started, now its all i think about!!
>>219017424i wanna fuck that lumpy frumpy pear ass gingnot in a gay way tho
>>219017418because its farming the top paypigs retard
The giant keyboard is a key item in season 5
Bingo is BACK on the couch!
>>219017032Icetank would mog
Bingo is prime rape meat
>>219017275Anissa could have been great if she went a little harder. I'm sure her and her old man are fun people, but her husband has the subtly of a brick with those tts. Ultimately she failed and was nontent
I can't respect a man who cares so much about his clothes, Bashir is a faggot.
>>219017418EAR>>219016652
mints was realllll quick to get down to the basement kek
Stinky NEET
perfect posture
>mints running away crying when Bashir is just talking to himGrim, man. Get those gloves on.
emma left and no one even noticed?
Imagine raping Bingo and using your teeth to rip that boil off her face.
my friend kemosabe convinced me to have an enema
>>219017308Ted in fact they both would have done better in each other's season
>>219017477this season, we're taking off the gloves, and bringing up a giant keyboard ! KABLOAW BOOM CONTENT IN YO FACE
>>219017506>>219017343
you guys excited to see bam margera ask the fish what's going on with the show he's hosting and then mumble something and leave after 4 minutes today?
>Bashir:"why are you walking on your tiptoes?"LMAOOOOO
>>219017506Who?
>Anissa, Beth and Head are still listed on the stock exchange>Mr Naked has been completely eradicated like a Stalin aideit feels cruel desu
>>219017505bashir gets so pressed about the fact that he got tackled, its so funny
okay so seriously how can i just get the stuff i get from fishtank but irl this has to be possibvle i dont want to have to need anything from the wiggers
>>219017504She’s just effortlessly elegant and beautiful.
Emma has to be one of the worst fish. She does about as much as mauro
>>219017161please understand this is only the fifth season
>>219017518i'm excited to see what phrase he chooses to repeat to every contestant in his daily review
>>219017518BooooooooBring on Ellie and make her strip naked and pee on the table in front of the HD cam
>>219017527Get up there buddy, you can take him! We're all cheering you on.
>>219017527he is so easy to bait with this it is actually funny
>>219017466nothing gay about that
>>219017529You mean having friends?
>>219017183Killing everyone in the basement
>>219017436Anissa just mashing the buttons cause nothing matters while the wiggers looked annoyed was funny. Can't let them keep the super keyboard it was very expensive
tippy toes mints
>>219017533she's ok, she's not meg mauro tier, she kinda tries
>>219017529Join one of the many tranny faggot pedo discords constantly advertised on 4chan
>>219017533this. and all of the braindead faggots leach onto her like some sort of reverse cuckubus
>>219016364>-- The Beth thread is ACTIVE on /bant/! >>>/bant/24160286what a nightmare
The couch princess has RETURNED to her throne!
>>219017520women say it helps for growing glutes
>>219017384Post the link faggot
>>219017263Jet and Ben should've given James Drake the job of teaching the Fish boxing basics
SHUT THE FUCK UP JD
>>219017474Bashir should have just attacked
Kinda fucked up that Bingo has been dead for 4 days and Bongo is just using telepathy to Weekend at Bernie's the corpse.
mints in high heels and a slingkini
We get it JD, great bit.
>>219017183>throw poopThe only honest answer to this is...... pretty grim...... Y'all make me almost pity the wiggers
Bongo is getting pressed by JD mocking her religion.
>>219017190Bloodgames is in like 2070
>>219017569truly. all three of her dumspter freaks are with her in there. why it is part of the bake is insane
>WHADYA THINK ABOUT THAT TYPING CHALLENGE? BET YOU WERENT EXPECTIN A SUPER SIZED KEYBOARD HAHAHA>DID JD GET ANYMORE FOOTLONG SUBWAY SANDWICHES? MAKES YA WONDER WHETHER HE'S BEEN MAKING SECRET DEALS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT HAHAHA
>>219017586let him cook
>>219017533it's impressive how shit her casting is and how lucky she is she survived the only 2 eliminations through technicalites
>>219017308Ted. I'm curious how James would've responded to Luke and the pumpkin incident or Alex and Burt. I wonder if he could've influenced some of them not to quit. He would've done amazing in the FH2 gaslight.
>>219017569It really is like glimpsing into an alternate dimension overrun by cronenberg mutants
my friend kemosabe doesn't like it when I masturbate
Production going to try and get the fish to tire themselves out so they can "win" against them.
>job is to be entertaining>his idea is to just annoyingly reading the BibleVIBE NUKED
james drake finna cum
>>219017593>>219017609I suspect the reason it's in the bake, is because it's the same fag who made like 10 back-to-back beth bakes. What a raped simping faggot.
>>219017529Anon... that's called having friendsGet a hobby and meet people
Oh, they’re actually making the arena into a workout room. Why?
Bashir SCREAMING into the Indian robot is a good bit
>>219017579>mints no guard haha pants down!
>>219017595This season really made realize that the old bam died with ryan dunn and he's only been a shell of his former self since then
>it's a workout day
link the mr. naked /bant/ thread
You know after I really thought about the last few days the aura loss from the Ben landon fight and jet JD fight could have been salvaged by one of them fighting Naked before kicking him off but they are stupid wiggers who missed the opportunity
>>219017533I mean, we know and at this point the fish also know that's a popularity contest basically, so emma still being there is pretty cool because she's a 1000% the next one thats leaving, I don't want JD, Bashir, Drake, Landon or the Twins to leave, this 5 should until the season ends
>lifting and boxingYou thought we would finally be free from it without Sam?
>>219017595>WHAT'D'YA THINK OF THAT MR. NAKED FELLA? HE WAS STRANGER THAN STRANGE, WASN'T HE?
put a scott on
>>219017636fattest post ever
Arena room is exercise room I guess
>>219017533>>219017343
>>219017500>>219017504sex incarnate
What the hell, I use 50lb weights like James Drake but my arms are noodles compared to his.
>>219017643best moment of S4 hands down
>>219017606>exactly my thought. >>219017512>and Ted would unironic be good in here (over bezo oc)
>>219017636they accidentally did the arena bit two nights in a row before it openedNO REFUNDS
>>219017480I would only watch it if the contestants were not current kick streamers
Sweaty Himbo workout sessions hnng
>everyone says boxing and working out are Sam bits that suck>the most exciting moments of the last few days were Landon getting punched and Jet getting rocked by a gay guyWe need more boxing and workouts
>AND THEN WE GAVE THE FISH WEIGHTS TO WORK OUT WITH
>>219017670stop maxlifting and replift at 2/3 your max to build up your supporting muscles instead of being a bicep tearing freakyou're not gonna get laid either way so don't egolift all the time
>>219017643pantsing mints would save the show
>>219017670Ever try HGH?
>>219017436Are they returning it back to Amazon?
>the best they could come up with is getting the fish to work outWow, what a day.
The beautiful Bongo is currently in the SHOWER washing her beautiful body!
>>219017699Those were fun (Ben is still a bitch) because they're normal guys, not a 6'4 roided guy fighting 5'7 manlets
Need to see Bingo try and move a weight
Season 1 is the best season, if you disagree you're a Hell Houser (s2) or Big Brothertank (s3) fan and responsible for the current season being bad.>b-but season 1 was scuffed>b-but season 1 was nontent (i.e. not constant shit-flinging)That's the point.
>>219017704I miss s1 jokerposting
>>219016870Jet has to spend more money
(force)feed her
>>219017709Bad for your heart to take synthetic HGHI know because I had to as a kid for medical reasonsAnd somehow I still live at the lowest verge of the "normal" HGH rangeBasically instead of using it as a crutch and getting health issues, just put in the work
>>219017706we just need a prepared cameraman
bashir reminds me of my grandpa, whenever he would get on a zoom call he would ignore the mic and yell at the top of his lungs to the screen
Now the worst part of the sam seasons has infested the show, actually nothing going for it Ben and Jet just hired a good cast and gave them a house
>>219017706i will buy an xl pass if that happens jet
>>219017080A 1v1 would be good if it was a 3-challenge back to back gauntlet
>>219017731Season 1 was the only season that was Fishtank, you're right
>>219017705>stop maxlifting and replift at 2/3 your max to build up your supporting muscleI do both.
Wiggers are far too lazy to ever move any of this stuff out of the room, so that means they will never have a fight again. Probably a good idea, the fish have no reason to fight each other so it'd just be production getting wailed on until they pass out in the basement.
>>219017721Chances she’s flicking her clit to orgasm in there?
>>219017699people want conflict. if only they could come up with some sort of way for the fish to compete with each other.. maybe like a series of challenges that put them at odds with one another... no thats crazy *hits galaxy gas*
~75% of your 1rep max is the optimal muscle growth range. Read a book nigga.
>working out with emma
>>219017706i would shoot white hot ropes desu
>>219017769110% of your 1rep max is better
ripped bongo
Vibe repair idea:Mints gangbangThey hogtie Mints and put him in the Arena and let everyone take turns on him.
>>219017731trvthnuke
>well put a bunch of heavy weights in the room that's for fighting so we have to move all the weights out every time we fight.
>>219017739That was in jest, stay strong brother.
I'm so fucking slow it took me two weeks to realize the jacuzzi was downstairs instead of upstairs
reminder that jet said being sick contributed to his poor performance in his fight with JD yesterday so maybe consider that before trying to dunk on him, also he had fun
Catch a naked oiled mints challenge
>>219017731S1 was scripted coddled nontent
>>21901776230%Would have been 100% if she had seen James Drake working out before she went in.
anything happen yet today?
>>219017772>>219017343
desu the only thing that really bothers me about emma is her incessantly saying "hell yeah". other than that she is a good woman and this is coming from someone who has had sex
>>219017812no
>>219017783>He LigamentmaxxesI kneel
>>219017731But the joke in S3 was that we, the audience, know that it's not a big brother knock off.
>>219017193They should just have a line up of 100 challenges, every season just pick one a day
>>219017805oily hog chase mints would be the funniest shit ever
>>219017798that's ok who cares, builds up tension while they move shit, time for TTS to come through
Letting Bingo remain sick is actually a good moneymaker. She keeps getting TTS wishing her well.
>>219017798>we have to move all the weights out every time we fight.They have already done all the fights they can manage. Mints would die if Bashir got one punch in, Ben would die if he tried to fight any of the other fish when they aren't drunk, Jet already lost to JD, any other fight would just make them look stupider and gayer.
>>219017812>>219017020
>>219017805Would love to hear him squeel when bashir gets his hands on him
>>219017817I agree, especially since she’s had interracial sex. That makes her a good woman.
>>219017822Watching big brother ironically is still watching big brother.
>>219017670You have shit genetics
>>219017670He wears tight shirts try wearing some shirts that are tight around the arms but loose fitting around the belly it makes you arms look big and your belly small
Did Jet have a character in bloodgames that sucked so bad and was killed off after a day or am I just remembering wrong?
>>219017533Seriously, all those auditions and you're telling me Emma was a standout?
>>219017838Ben would beat the shit out of jd.Jet should fight emma
>>219017856mauro?
>>219017856The epic hacker guy
Emma is cool
I am a highly trained body language expert, Emma wants JD to fuck off so James Drake can bend her over that bench and make her cry
is emma a good woman?
If you guys want me to stop posting cringe sexual things about Ellie, get your wiggerboss to bring on a similarly attractive asian woman who is also more content/funny or whatever but isn't an evil bitch, and then as a bonus don't fuck up the season and cut it short and then fuck her
>>219017856The Anonymous hacker
Emma and JD always coping about Bashir stealing the bear mace, Emma saying she would've used the mace for sure! (maced herself - first content of the season had she maced herself)
How come we never talk about burt, the only African American contestant in fishtank history and season 3 winner?
>>219017869>>219017343
More of this type stuff. More boner enducing things plz
It's funny how none of the redditors hate Landon for being a pedo freak because he is a quirky chungus wungus imbecile
>>219017856Trollsec. It was funny but came off as a Xavier copy
>>219017856he had like three of those
Emma is my greasy little sex goblin :£
>Used to work out all the time and was built as fuck>Tore my rotator cuffs about two years ago>No insurance so couldn't get them addressed, living with chronic pain and watched my arms wither away to noodles
>>219017847The joke is that we are all in on pranking normies, who think they are on a BB type show, and instead the show is "falling apart" around them. With a little more effort from production, and Jet being shitcanned, you could keep doing that style in perpetuity, just re-themed every season.
>>219017885Landon's a pedo?
sex with Emma in her red dress
What does this character do?
>>219017636They realized that the fish are way more likely to want to beat the shit out of production than each other
>>219017892who asked
Greasy anal sex with Emma in no clothes whatsoever
real foodreal contentsay thank you bex we miss you
>>219017892praying for you brother
>>219017883find God
>>219017904suffers
lmao wtf is drake doing trying to cut open that box is he retarded
Bingo died with the season
>>219017896you are being baited by a literal pedo tranimefag
>>219017892You barely have to pay medical bills. Keep up with paying them $10 a month and it never goes on your credit.
>>219017885>unsubstantiated claim>pedoweeb avatarfagging
>>219017869Agree tlps are good women
Birthday sex with emma Jet you should do one of those dating bits with outside guysBut with Emma for her birthday
>>219017736>tfw no 90lb autistic gf into rubber hose animation and experimental electronic music
>>219017905If only there were a way to pit fish against each other. In challenges for important things like immunity, elimination, or thousand dollar prizes.Unfortunately, nothing like that is possible, instead the best we can come up with is asking them to please be more like fishtank contestants.
>Drake still trying to get the box openthis display of manly ingenuity has failed, James. Please just go and get a scissors.
Bingo is Crestfallen Warrior maxing
>>219017927Maybe he knows something I don't, I'd like to know too
As a Neptune chud im ready to admit this season is the first regression ignoring s4. They literally do fucking nothing all day and nobody cares including production then all the content happens when any normal person is asleep after midnight. At least past season youd have the anticipation of sam coming during the afternoon and hijinks would ensue. The primetime content is bam talking about subway sandwiches for 20 minutes and dipping. This season probably rules if youre australian or in japan though
>>219016416bingo is dying and bongo is painfully horny
>>219017932its her bday today?
>liftingit's actually fucking over
whats emmas job?
the riveting content for the next 3 hours will be james drake building a squat rack
Something about this shot is inexplicably hilarious to me
>>219017904Dies.
>>219017943lol
>>219017950Everybody got the same job today. Be a Fishtank contestant and make content.
what's wrong with bingo?
>>219017951Still more interesting than most of the season so far.
What is the point of a workout room? To make the fish stick around for longer? Why would they reveal it with only two weeks left? Nothing about this season makes sense
>>219017950fishtank contestant
emma is dripping while staring at james drakes ass
>>219017939this should be hilarious watching him try to put it together like letty trying to build a tableif these wiggers had half a brain they would have put instructions in there that are altered making it impossible to put together
>>219017941that's weird Jet looks about the same height on the cam
>landon>pedo?He was groomed by pedos on discord and the ghost community though hes been a furfag since 13 years old
>great at creating characters>understands the humor of the show>could come up with an absurd 2000s reality show host persona and stick to it without breaking character>good at improvising and riffing with contestants (as seen on season 4)They picked the wrong host.
Im a pedophil3 so saying wanting to fuck the twins (26yo old women) makes you one is fucking retarded, and I want to fuck them too but they dont make me horny for the same reasons the other do
>>219017965JD came in sick and got everyone else sick and it fucked the twins the hardest
so emma's boyfriend is coming today, right?
>>219017965She was sick and then was forced by Bongo to stay awake while sitting in peepee for 10 hours so she’s super sick now.
>>219017965AIDS
>>219017969Drake skips leg day buddy, he's got a Hank hill lookin' ass in those mid 2000 skinny jeans
>>219017965shes dying
beth never got to see the arena
>>219017967>Anon doesn't trust the plankek
>>219017967wigger home gym business expense
Boxing is good but there is no more escalation, mints won't fight Bashir, Ben already beat up Landon and probably wouldnt go as hard next time, Jet isnt trying again. james drake isn't getting beat by anyone in the house. The best content we can hope for is James teaching the other 3 male fish boxing basics so they can beat on each other a bit
If they sat in front of a red light every morning for 15 minutes, they'd have more energy throughout the day without the sugar crash you get from energy drinks and junk food
why does bashir cause such femcel seethe from people like emma and beth
>>219017977I wonder if this even crossed their mind. Would actually be amazing. He's also good at tearing people down on a deep level.
Bongo needs to absorb Bingo at this pointFinish the job that started at the uterus
>Bashir downstairs telling Antara about autismStill more interesting than the fucking workout room.
>>219016364building a rack as about the most boring fucking thing on the plannet, thanks jet
>>219017894What were your doing that tore it?
>>219018007He has no desire for them
Bongo has been in the shower for a while! She’s making sure her MASSIVE sagging breasts are well washed!
>>219017967It was supposed to be an arena until they made national headlines for beating up a drunk retard in there. Now they're scrambling.
>>219017977Jet is the host if you haven't realized yet they never had any intention of having a real host
>>219018007>people
>>219016418>>219016416Bingo is doing very well, anything to the contrary is misinformation spread by the Iranians!
>>219018007hes a fucking douchebag. what stream have you been watching for the last 2 weeks
>>219017967Bro dude it sucks because we spent 8 months coding the work from home simulator and they only used it twice but uhhghghgghgh the fans are being like such Coles....and nnnnggghhhhh we gotta smash those computers they're worth nothing, not even worth packing.We definitely couldn't slap a bunch of stickers on them and sell them as markup merch "authentic nostalgia computer, can play cod, was on fishtank" since we jewmaxx anyways NOPE GOTTA SMASH THEM UP EPIC FUNNYJet is barely human.
cole's gods gonna cut you down video was crazy because it came out around season 4 and that was right when the show got really bad and all the nepstein shit blew up
emma practicing for her lego building streams when she gets out
>>219018017They're too old for him
>>219018019Wonder if she's going to put her gray sweatpants on for the 8th day in a row
>>219017977Fucked that we'll never get this, imagine him pulling fish into confessional instead of the shit we all skip from Bam
>>219017977this is the only guy i like thats considered production
Say something nice about Bongo
>emma thinks bashir stole the bear mace to use on bethher mind is beyond raped its crazythe timeline got fucked up
>>219018009Jet hates anyone that Sam has an affection for. He absolutely despises Ryan and Luke right now, for example.
why doesnt people mess with bashir's clothes? thats his weakness.
>>219018007He’s creepy. He gives the ick
This is just an empty house except with JD yelling redditisms and worming his way into every room to nuke itI'm tuning outJD is the worst fish of all time and Im not letting contrarians retcon it in the future
>>219017981Blow your brains out, subhuman pedophile.
Even if Landon was exposed as a pedo the Landon fags would forgive him because hes a quirky chungus wungus redditor who is actually mentally retarded
>>219018007Autistically insecure and found a religion that hates women as much as he does.
remember Anissa? me neither LOL
>>219017949Works for me. I just started lifting a month ago and went to pick up from drake
>>219018042taking everything these people say literally is no way to watch fishtank
>>219018041She’s beautiful, witty, a great artist, and a kind soul.
>>219018019imagine
Ellie lives with Jet, and that's why he cant bring on old faces.Because ellie would throw a fit if she wasnt allowed onNo wonder why Sam left
>>219018056landon has a mommy fetish
>>219018056already backtracking on your claim? kill yourself freak
>>219018026They are deranged psychotic narcissist whores, anon
>>219018042You have to understand, when he refused to leave the shop her mind was broken. She has spent the rest of the season crying about him barely touching her.
>>219018049He beat up Jet S tier fish.
>>219017894The only other reality show I watch is Survivor and like Fishtank the interesting part is watching the people fall apart and reveal more and more of their weirdo selves. Nothing did it better than S3. On Survivor or normal Fishtank Alex B and even Burt would have been able to maintain their mask to a significant degree.
>>219018029almost like claire and shadi talked about it for months prior
>>219017950Make her boyfriend kil himself
>>219018060I was starting to warm up to her once she became Landon’s dommy mommy using him as her golem but then she quit.
HOTTUBSTREAMEREMMA
>>219016418The wiggers think starving one half of the shows protagonists is an intelligent decision
>>219017937Cole getting addicted to cigarettes in 10 days and never quitting them is honestly kind of funny
>>219016851and yet s5 is worse than that. this truly isn't the gotcha you think it is fuckhead
>>219018072i dont want to leak landons mom further because i like landon
>>219018041she's an intelligent and beautiful and very womanly
>>219018064He’s a first time watcher just ignore him
>>219018056This is /tv/ man, anyone getting worked up over a pedo is a performative tourist
BINGO NEEDS HER SCHIZO MEDS
>today's job: be entertaining
>>219018072>>219018073I mean it wouldn't be surprising if he was a pedo considering hes a big discord fag
>>219018079She was genuinely guilty about standing up for herself. Why did she think this was a good idea to come on the show
>the one time we have fish willing to actually do stuff and aren't just annoying superfans, sam isn't hereis fishtank just doomed to always fail?
>>219018091They actually can’t be blamed for this one. They’ve been getting her food beyond the baby food bit too. She just got really sick.
>>219018057If your reaction to a woman who eats shit out of a diaper and tattoos satanic things on her body isn't "Islam was right about women", maybe you should just suicide ehehehehe
Race to World First 12.0 - Midnight Season 1 - Day 4
>>219018077that implies they are incapable of empathy. you are correct about beth but emma has shown empathy on several occasions and is absolutely not a narcissist.
bingo is not that sick she's actually having medication withdrawals
>>219018111If Sam was there they wouldn't shittest the production so it wouldn't be entertaining
>>219018110They need to just get her boyfriend on to cry at Drake and leave to see if she walks. She adds nothing to the show.
>>219018113Shit bait m8>see what I did there?
>>219018103You spamming here forever doesn't make it "your turf", subhuman kike.
>>219018105schizo bingo arc soon
>>219018121yeah ADHD med withdrawals, pretty insane she didnt think to bring even 2 weeks worth of meds
Bashir runs the house
often time they put numbers on bags to go with the instructions. JD just tearing open bags is going to confuse the build
>>219018117Narcissists 100% feel empathy. In fact some feel intense empathy. When you are the center of your own world you subtly assume you're the center of others and constantly over analyze the impact you had on others. Now if you're a sociopath no
>emma gets tts to build the Rack>jd gets up immediatelyholy shit what a faggot
>>219018121why haven't the wiggers set up a telehealth appointment so she can refill her prescriptions?
>>219018106>Uhhh.... what if we had all the nontent Fish sit in a room, gossip, and put together workout equipmentBRAVO JET AND BEN
>>219018117You are just very bad at understanding shallow affectNarcissists rip the meat out of the helpless autistics' shells with their long beaks
>>219018137It's fucking flat pack metal furniture, only a retard could screw it up.
James has the worst swag in the show history
how come that even jd is more interesting than landon
>>219018115based wow enjoyer. Liquid will stomp this tier btw
>>219018041Bongo has a big stinky chubby ass
>>219018127pussy bashier and bigger pussy mints calling each other faggot isn't very entertaining
>>219018140she even had to tell him to stand it up to make it easier kek
>everybody’s job today is to be Fishtank contestants>they’re just building a squat rack>Bingo is dying>Bashir is…
adderall/ritilin withdrawals fucking suck.
big delicious subway sandwich
>>219018049NOPE ANGIE WAS WAY WAY WAY WORSE
>>219017981Pedo? Whats the lowest you would go?
Admit it, you miss him
>>219018129True but they can't make up their mind about this seasons vibe so they probably fear that'd be too evil and would piss off the middle aged women in the basement chat
>>219018147chad dressing in early 2010s style is pretty funny
>s5 bam's house>bam barely fucking shows up>bam : can I leavebamfaggots eat shit
>>219018133No it's seroquel
>>219018069i'm ootl. what's with the thing between ellie and jet about?
>>219018146keep watchingdrake just hit himself on the head with it
I'd have smashed this roboindian machine by now
>>219018138comparing distorted, mentally ill empathy to normal empathy is an odd choice
TTS bullied Landon into leaving
imagine this retard bouncing on your cock
Bongo finished in the shower! She’s now showing off her DOGS on the couch!
What if Bingo is normal when she comes out the other side of this metamorphosis
Fuck yeah bro, fishtank. Huge boobs, fake poop, Gay niggas deformed chest, fresh air, White nigga kneelin to allah, it's fishtank dawg it's lit
Whenever I remember that people simp for people like beth and emma to the point of self harm, it makes me feel unwell
>>219018113she said the diaper was full of baby food and deer urine on her kickstream
imagine emma doing a bathtub stream right now
Boring friendtank, I want to see Bashir and Landon bullied
>>219018177greatest to ever do it
>>219018186The only way to make the bit slightly funny is if they forced Emma to do it herself. I'm busy watching bashir talk about fucking skull shapes instead.
JD needs to leave the room so emma and james can flirt
lmao drake is already confused how the rack goes together
>>219017981Ok Mr. Naked.
>>219018067
>>219018184Pretty surface level homie. Jet flew out a highschooler for his grooming show, then groomed the highschooler.
I just think they're neat.https://x.com/i/status/2034495787661746224
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>>219018181he hasnt recovered
emma needs to build a table
This season was ruined by no female nudityGay dicktank
>>219018190sleeper build, good thighs
>>219018209i said earlier they should have sealed the wrong directions in there and take some parts so its impossible to put together
>>219018049>got to call jet a sex pest to his face>got to bust jet's lip and beat him until he started crying>markyposted live>r9kjet posted liveI can almost forgive his reddit behavior for those things alone.
>>219018215cute himbo
>>219018171...
>>219018222don't forget he also gave her STDs.
>>219018231He got another one yesterday when he was interviewing the pedo that was pretty bad too.
fishtoy: take away all bras of all the girls
>TTS SPAM>WIGGERS PHONED IN>COMPLETE NONTENT I'M OUT, LATER /ftl/
>>219018184Ellie thinks Jet is the coolest dude ever and is in love with him, she loves to lick his asshole especially
>>219018064Taking what women say on the show literally you mean. They all have a raped mindset.
>>219018069>i make stuff up>i post on /bant/>give me attention
>>219018252>>219018252>>219018252>>219018252>>219018245new thread>>219018252>>219018252>>219018252>>219018252new
>>219018201nobody has huge boobs
>>219018049>JD is the worst fishLow iq detected
>Bingo needs to rely on the wiggers picking up her medslol, she's fucked
>>219018255See you next thread
>>219018046James Drake sets the tone of the house, and he said doing things like that is morally wrong.
>>219018224Bingo has to get out of there or at least get her meds
>>219018184Ellie dropped out of high school or I think she didn't went to college to hang out with the wiggers and she dated Jet for a whileBodycam footage also leaked of a wellness check for Eleanor, Chip answered the door, she was there tooAnd now she has STDs
kek JD is just did his half faster than emma and drake combined and he put it together rightemma and drakes is wrong
>>219018224Sad that we live in a society where genius artists like Bingo poison themselves to justify getting neetbux.
>let's raise the prize back to like 50k so we'll get a trillion applicants who we performatively hate looking through on streams no one watches, so we'll do one on fishtank itself for freeloader>oh also as a result we have no budget and spent all of our time coding something semi-funny that we won't even use for long because we didn't realize people would spam marky and ellie if we gave them free unpaid access to do so instead of monitored censored moderated TTS and site chat which doesn't even go to the fish>So anyways since there is no budget, we'll continue the unfunny "magic bucks" thing from last season except we'll give you.....like autism bux you can buy beef jerky with instead of fishbucks worth 1k or 500 or whatever last season.>Oh also instead of it just being top STOX is immune or bottom STOX is eliminated, the challenges give immunity instead or the power to eliminate someone else!>Oh yeah the power to eliminate someone else is fake and the challenges are overtly rigged as we make sure to show off in the first challenge despite us using them as the actual unplanned criteria!>And we bring people back whenever we want if someone leaves or whatever despite it being a short season already!>Wait why doesn't anyone care about challenges or have any reason to do anything or take us seriously and just wants to avoid making the other players who up until just now could eliminate them mad, or seem motivated to try to improve their STOX which are much staler and less relevant and engaged in than their introduction in S4 when they were both novel and a truly relevant mechanic?>Oh btw the meme offer for contestants from s4 to come back? That was fake or whatever!>It is a fucking mystery why nothing is happening and the fish are just sulking and waiting and don't like production fucking with them in boring stakeless ways...>Like why didn't they stay in the shit and piss ball pit room together for three days this time for zero fishbucks?
>>219017055>>219017101this is the dumbest shit ever. most of IP's stuff is garbage but that doesn't mean ftl s5 is any better.
>>219018046Because they've seen how Bashir will respond and are all too scared lmao
>>219018354Truly a mystery why these poor people don't want to endanger their chance at $50k to act out for the incentive of $0 and being more likely to get eliminated regardless of if the fans like them acting out or not.
>>219017008they didn't do anything until frank came, they were actually begging them to even speak for half of it. they were all camera shy duds other than jimmy and he was just filling the void with cringe dialogue. did you actually watch that season?
>>219017075>does anyone not like the job you were given today?>what kind of fucking question is that?
>>219018103The show is owned by pedophiles so yea it is kind of redundant, but the shows lore always acts like we hate them because of Simmons
>>219017676s4 was full of banger after banger. mostly alcohol related, but holy shit it had potential compared to this current garbage
