Post actor/TV related tweets
>>219017385
Taint/brown area tweet please
>>219017385>dziadku, to nie tu się wpisuje
>>219017895>women: I smiled at him, but he ignored me. How the fuck are men so oblivious and can't see that I'm interested in them???>also women:
actress McKenna Grace cracks me up
>>219017665I've been there and it was fake
>>219017385I saw this thread on Reddit yesterday too bro!
>>219017895>>219017990You have to be handsome.
I for one am glad that we have Dennis Quaid advising the president in our hour of need.https://x.com/tedcruz/status/2027498014701470143
>>219017895Imagine being some guy, you ask out a girl smiling at you, and instead of just being rejected she makes a scene of it online. What a bitch.
>>219018326Imagine asking a girl out just for smiling at you
>>219017895he 100% was black.
>>219018458What the fuck did King James mean by this?
>>219018429y-yeah ha ha, what kind of loser would do that..
>>219018429What's the problem with that, genuinely? God we are so fucking antisocial as a society nowadays, it pisses me off to no end.
>>219018429a phone number is not a marriage proposal
>>219018458MJ would never
>>219018071Holy based.
>>219018311he was kicked out of the hippies...
>>219017935I got you (responding to myself)
I know it's not a tweet but this always cracks me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlR7ROraahU
>>219018458lebron is so weird. he's like drake, he doesn't seem entirely human. has a weird way of talking. i guess fame from a young age will do that to you.
>>219019299He's just black man
>>219017426I’m unironically in love with ivy wolkshe’s a specimen
>>219017997Her spine? She got her back blown out?
>>219019351nah. compare them to someone like shaq who's a very grounded and funny guy
>>219019351That's retarded
>>219019432good nudes surprisingly
>>219019021What was he doing hanging out with hippies in 1980, anyway? I have a weird feeling that that story never happened and he actually voted for cocaine.
>>219019299Combine a critically low IQ with constant praise and unimaginable wealth. At least with Kanye his talent revolves around being somewhat literate. LeBron is just good at throwing a big orange ball at a net.
>>219018458w-what?
>>219017385There's only one Danny Dyer
>>219018548Yui isn't even a redhead
>>219017665That's a weird tweet. I checked their stats and they only lost 250 followers that day.
>>219018458>SheeshI'm glad that died quick. That's one good thing about social media--slang spreads faster and dies when people see how lame it is coming from some news anchor or iPhone commercial
>>219019088>pwn in 2019bbbbased?
>>219017385Hall of famer tweet
>>219018183The officer really should have let the other black child get stabbed to death
>>219020364i think it's an orange man bad tweet?
>>219018458What was this man attempting to communicate?
>>219018548Based beyond belief
>>219018458Lebron has to be like 80 IQ
>>219019088Why does he always talk like a faggot?Hes either in or approaching his sixties jesus christ.
>>219020471Based
>>219019088This is fucking vile. That's the mother of his children, just speakably crass.
>>21902269450 is one of the good ones
>>219022948sheeeit
>>219017426the idea that raping is a profession is pretty funny
Post Norm owning black science man
someone post that one girl who played a side character in a tv show and keeps bragging about it and trying to meet A listers. I forget her name
>>219018458 didn't ben date a [blind] black girl in the first F4 movie? the fuck lebron
>>219019432>>219019520ive seen her tits but is her ass anywhere? shes the exact kind of pretty ugly pretty girl that I would marry
>>219020364>>219019299It seems like Lebron is quoting lyrics from eminem's freestyle/cypher with a picture to match. It's wordplay making fun of Trump based on The Thing from the Fantastic Four.
>>219018429A smile or long look are two of the very few signals women send men to show they might be interested in striking up conversation. Women almost never actually make the first move or make their attraction obvious outside of subtle hints that could be easily mistaken or misinterpreted, but God forbid a man make an attempt regardless and get it wrong, he needs to be publicly shamed i guess.
>>219022694fofty pls
>>219018429gotta put yourself out there
>>21902269450 is legitimately hilarious
>>219017385not a tweet but counts
>>219025351kek she's so autistic if it wasn't for her literal moss covered hobbit feet she'd have been my dream girl
>>219020471based
>>219018458>>219018669>>219022426>>219025845
>>219018071based beyond belief
>>219017895She will die alone
>>219027026based fiddy
>>219022694you have the tweet with the pic of him lying down where he says he got his sense of humor taken out?
>>219018458Is he trying to say the thing is like donald trump because he's orange?
>>219027202Based
>>219028233Eat the eggs
>>219019465yeah by me ;)
>>219025845The man clearly cares very deeply for Robert Pattinson's well being.
>>219019161He truly is the best of us.
>>219028233i love this man
>>219026862"power move" is said alot but to see an actual example of it is always amazing.
>>219022426He's a nigger, even that's generous.
>>219022948>jews were in dms with this bitch telling her to keep making drama on twitter.kate hikes should be a more popular name
>>219025845Among other things this reveals: he was once legitimately coherent and funny. He once was a good writer that didn't do brain damaged grandpa posts. I like that it shows Donald was using the em dash before AI made it cool.
Are sports TV related?
>>219025845I miss this donald
>>219025454>moss covered hobbit feet
>>219030398jesus, more like smeagol feet though i guess smeagol was a hobbit at one point
>>219023115She must be Moldovan
>>219018467>TSA agentShe just said he was
>>219030769had the same idea
>>219019088he's so fucking pathetic
>>219022948fucking whore bitch with a nasty ass pussy
>>219022694it's missing one of my faves
Surprised no ones mentioned the mirrors tweets yet.
>>219030820>>219030881>>219031035fail. please stop
>>219028233His idea is way better than the final product
>>219018071>>219018104lmao
>>219018311>w-where am i, wha->donald, donald, look at the sign, we installed this just for you
>>219031406Eddie Murphy had a bit like this about an African girlfriend named oomfoofoo
>>219019088Based for keeping track of stuff that happened in the past
>>219031528Post them
not really /tv/ but there was that time capcom was tweeting about urinal cakes and stuff
>>219030472Based Cher
>>219030472>never saw how carrie fisher tweeted
>>219030881bed wrench
>>219032132what have you done for me lately
Go on.
>>219018429you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, anon
>>219020399bloody mental innit
>>219020319why did people have a problem with this? I've never understood that
>>219033529
>>219033529Shit like this is kind of horrifying to think about. From the guy's perspective he thought he had a pleasant interaction with a nice, funny lady. I bet that's how it played out too she was all smiling and not acting weird and didn't even say it in a sarcastic way. She only decided to seethe later for some reason
>>219023198The second one actually.
>>219018458
>>219033529He probably wanted to talk about cars
>>219017385gay
>>219018071
>>219040633does this guy have any idea how corny he is
>>219030472>legal amount of emojisAny amount that's less than this.
>>219019088I still have no idea what the fuck he means. She doesn't let him fuck her but slam his dick into her taint? Fuck, you realize more everytime.
>>219018240This.
>>219040765>IPoop Bloody Benchod Hunters
This is a high-quality thread. One of you has curated these extremely well.
>>219040765>authentic stories
>>219040968agreed, thx anon
>>219040777checked
>>219040777>Please don't let gayy me u pinata awake reich on wednesday vote 4 hillary donald = dangerous
>>219041053Every time.
>>219040777Not even the Rosetta Stone could translate this garbage.
>>219019088Typical mask wearing imbecile
>>219017990>>women: I smiled at him, but he ignored me. How the fuck are men so oblivious and can't see that I'm interested in them???Said no woman ever about you >>219018326Maybe don't "ask out" women when you're the one holding them up at airport security. >>219027314Oh no, imagine being alone instead of with you. Women worldover are devastated
>>219017895if this was a joke about tsa security/her obliviousness it would be pretty funny
>>219041207I approve of what you're doing, solely based on the fact that there has been an influx of "DIRTY BENCHOD SLUT" posting the last few years.
>>219041207YWNBAW
>>219040765White pop semen hunters
>>219041096Lmao
>>219040633YO
>>219040765>about women of colorIt never ceases to amaze me how black and Indian and desi women immediately lump themselves in with Japanese, Chinese, and Korean women.
>>219041466Only when it's convenient. At all other times they are violently seething with jealousy.
>>219041466meanwhile...
>>219017895The horror
>>219040795He's talking about her pussy but commenting on how the darkness of her pussy extends to her taint and asshole area. Brown women have really dark undercarriages, sometimes you can't see what's what
>>219020711200 at most, mostly from network issues.
>>219023127Anon, how could you forget about Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray?
>>219040689this thing ie too ugly to be on tv
>>219041207You know this won't help you lose your virginity, right?
>>219033529A girl once accused me of mansplaining because I was trying to explain something I didn't know she already knew and I just ended the date. What a bitch
>>219025845There was a good timeline where Donald just stuck to posting celebrity gossip on Twitter
>>219041053>Translates his name over shame of being Jewish I'm glad his dad got murdered in a bar fight. Faggot.
>>219042998I don’t know what I would do if I ran into that shit on a date. I’d like to think I’d bail like you did, but I suspect if I really wanted to bang her id try and stick it out. Sometimes I hate myself
>>219041207I don't care for the gender that gets sex trafficked from infancy to get used as single use fleshlights. Get raped, foid.
>>219043520Her eyes look entirely black
>>219018183>>219021300
>>219040633he became the same character he played in the name of the rose.
>>219040852Based. They know where their bread is buttered.
Hi it's Nikki Blonskey from the movie HAIRSPRAY
>>219027202ice t wouldn't stand with journalists cause in plenty of seasons of law and order journalists were the snakes they are.One of the few things based about law and order.
>>219041466SAAR WE ARE ASIAN SAAAR
>>219043955The damage that Woodward and Bernstein did to American culture is limitless
>>219020471holy based
>>219040603Weird strokes reference
>>219031176what a blast from the past
>>219042337Cool projection mohummad >>219043539Yet you bitch about women every day on /tv/. Curious
>>219040777
>>219044593fucking retard, wow
>>219040777who's Gary?
>>219017990Stating the obvious, but they do it on purpose so they have enough reasonable doubt to deny it if they end up not wanting the attention after all. You can read the signal perfectly and still end up on the losing side based basically on a whim, it's just not worth the effort most of the time
>>219040777>>219044593pleast dont let gary+met+u (???) wake up in a 4th reich on wednesday vote 4 hillary, donald = dangerous
>>219041709Pretty sure "brown" means asshole and her "taint-area" is the spot between the pussy and ass.So he's basically talking about everything except her cunt, ironically enough.
>>219044593Should have sent a pic of my hairy anus. :(
>>219043520>>219043645Pic related, the guy whose glasses she stole.
>>219041207>>219044588I hope she reads this bro <3
>>219043770I don't remember him pissing on his hands in that one anon, but to be fair it's been a while since I last saw it
>>219019491not every black man is retarded, you racist POS
>>219037524It's basically that old MS paint template of the guy meekly meeting someone in the street then going back home later and ranting online about it and making themselves look better.I haven't got it on hand and search engines are all shit now, otherwise I'd post it.
>>219040603love this crazy bitch
>>219041207kill yourself.
>>219040765>over another show about generic white malesWhat show would that be? Where can I find it?
>>219045391on aggregate they are
>>219033529i hate w*men so much its unreal
>>219041207hope this gets you some, bro
A timeless classic
>>219022694
>>219043645she's a betazoid
>>219025454> literal moss covered hobbit feetWut
>>219023115>he's never met a level 99 rape masterSo what do you do when you want to have sex with a woman and she won't let you?
>>219023115I was trying to formulate a joke about retiring great rapist's jersey numbers but I just couldn't make it work
>>219019794Kanye is extremely high iq…not a good comparison
>>219030472>prey tell
>>219017665>tv/movies related tweets>coping, seething and dilating Ivan immediately fails basic instructionTurd world gonna turd world.
>>219018183>>219018458No matter how many Pride parades there are, they will never, EVER, be as gay as black culture, holy shit.
>>219047409In 100 years they'll still be talking about kanye as one of the few artists of the 21st century
>>219020471Based beyond belief
>>219022948This was such a fucking blueprint for disaster and nobody took any lessons from it. It even gave us framework for how much movies costs, Feig just flat out said that if this $160 millions movie won't make $600 millions, he is out of work for good. He wasn't bullshitting.
>>219043645like a dolls eyes...
>>219028233This man once killed a journalist in a fistfight.
>>219041207>Maybe don't "ask out" women when you're the one holding them up at airport security.There was recently a story about an ICE agent stopping a woman for questioning, searching her phone, then later used her contact details to call her and asked her on a date. Men really can’t understand how fucking creepy they can be when they start asking random women they meet while they’re working for dates.
sex gifs
remember when seth green had his nft's stolen?
>>219037524>Shit like this is kind of horrifying to think aboutIt's not, it's literally a basic interaction with average woman and I am not exaggerating. Everything will be reinterpreted and everything you refuse to share will be straight up fabricated. Ask any married man.
>>219040603It is my dream to one day get her to write a schizopost about me. It would be a great honor.
>>219047595my personal favorite, such a wonderfully blunt response to an absurd tweet
>>219040603The pure seethe.
>>219040765>leftoid parasite attempts to latch onto another creation not infected by its brainrotKinda stale at this point.
>>219040777'Please don't let pavement u wake up in a'I cannot decipher the rest.
>>219044593Oh my fucking god.
>>219048030lmao
>>219040891I am so glad this mindbroke this talentless fucktard. His tweets at Riseanne were just cherry on top.
>>219041138Just saw Mickey 17, this guy is absolute talentless subhuman.
>>219043536looks like a pudgy 13 year old boy
>>219018183>>219021300>>219043737
>>219047595this is beyond based
>>219018183>>219021300>>219043737>>219048382she's right you know
>>219048399would love to see this bitch get the ryan carson treatment
>>219044593As if that crazy coke whore minded some good girthy penis pictures send to her. Stupid ai.
>>219040777Same energy
>>219040633Wish I could have seen him react to Trump winning. He must have been livid lol.
>>219040794REKT
>>219044868le doggerino probably
>>219040844ngl that's actually respectable, few people apologize like that
>>219048696never forget how broken the left became over Rittenhouse
>>219045245>>219043770i was so disappointed in that movie. i really was expecting some interesting discourse about religion, but it's just shit like abbot says "smiling and laughing is a sin according to christianity" and sean connery's character says "it's good to smile and laugh, actually".you have to be a total midwit to enjoy shit like this. a friend of mine read the umberto eco book recently, i should ask him to loan it to me, it can't possibly this retarded.
>>219048939that's not broken, that's coordinated
>>219047595This lil nigga had to endure years of the dumbest fan questions like "hurr durr why didnt the eagles fly u to mordor?" "when will you wear wigs?" and "why did frodo an sam even trust gollum?"Only for star wars to just revive whoever they please and pull entire secret superfleets out of thin air. I'd be mad too.
>>219018311That is NOT Jim Carrey.
>>219018104Answer his question, /tv/
>>219048088shes unhinged, i love her
Acclaimed author saying that modern Hollywood movies about historical subjects should include a warning that says "this programme contains nigger placement".
>>219040603kek better than any /pol/ poster
>>219041053>actually gave his name when askedIs he an AI chatbot?
>>219049114>>219048088>>219040603>words words words words wordsNigger.
>>219049119BRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
>>219049121far from itjust another uppity coon who bites the hand that feeds
>>219049136>bacon bits smelling, no-neck having neckbeard detected
>>219049136cant read?
>>219041053>>219043363if schwartz means black, what does schwartzenegger mean?
>>219049220Person from black corner.
>>219048872King seems to be one of those retarded boomers that actually believe the leftist culture war propaganda bullshit and doesnt just view it as a tool to wield against the opposing tribe.
>>219017426Does she mean this in a good way or in a bad way?
>>219049247huh, so it does. interesting. thanks anon
>>219017385still waiting for someone to share the tweet of the comedian going "I miss when chris rock said he hates niggers"
>>219043885kek
>>219049247I saw Arnold on a talk show saying it meant black plowman.
>>219018458this is really who hordes of zoomers venerate? holy fuck lmao
>>219021300Niggers don't belong in civilized society. Their view of normal, like stabbing people who annoy you doesn't match what stability actually is.The right thing to do is let niggers be niggly to each other
>>219049301 bad way obviously, you think these people ever mean anything in a good way? it’s the usual “look at these problematic young men consuming WRONG media” pearl clutching. she’s doing the boomer liberal thing where she can’t tell if she’s scared of them or wants their twitter likes. if it was praise she wouldn’t phrase it like a moral panic headline from 1993.
>>219049459he probably actually thought that. vulgar etymology is very popular among low iq europeons, i say this as a europeon. for exampleour word for christmas is "koleda" it sounds vaguely like "kolya" which means to "slaughter". so there's an extremely popular vulgar etymology interpretation that says the word for christmas is derived from "when you slaughter the pig" (for a feast). but it's wrong. koleda comes from the roman calends, which are the first days of the month and where the word calendar originates from.if you can't relate to eastern european examples, i read an american book once - neal stephenson's snow crash. in it he posited that the word "babble", meaning "nonsense", originated form the biblical story of the tower of babel. that's not true, those words just sound vaguely similar. it's another example of vulgar etymology.
>>219049623>koleda comes from the roman calendsWE WUZ
>>219049608so does she mean her pussy is so good a rapist wouldn't rape anyone else or is it so bad he stops wanting to
>>219043955He made a song about how much he hates journalists (It's On)
>>219018104This is probably highly relevant to a project of hisR-right?
>>219049672what do you mean by this? the we wuz meme applies when you're trying to claim another culture's achievements for your own. what i'm saying is that our term is borrowed from another culture instead of being autochthonous. so the opposite thing to we wuzzing.
>>219018501Making someone momentarily uncomfortable is literally rape your an ABUSER
>>219045111kek
>>219031830Was this a cult thing?
>>219022426
>>219047409You know I'm kind of tempted to agree with him on this
>>219027202!FACT!
Lebron is so much better than Jordan it isnt even funny. The only people who disagree with this are soilinnials who are coping with the fact that their childhood sports hero is a child rapist and a gambling degenerate
>>219049929This is a Solzhenitsyn quote btw
Still the GOAT celebrity tweet. And the comments ripping on him for it.https://x.com/perlmutations/status/1011295781653921793
>>219022857>That's the mother of his childrenDid you see Jay and Silent Bob Reboot? He cast his own daughter to be a turboslut
>>219048696>JoJohttps://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/comments/qyq4ow/sick_of_seeing_my_brothers_rapist_being_praised/
>>219049930The fact that you can even differentiate between those two apehoop niggers is a disgrace
>>219049993nta but jordan had that hitler stache at one point
>>219049993>Liking sports is a disgrace! >Here’s my dissertation on why the star wars prequels are actually GOOD. Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>219048231he's still making movies to this day. is he mindbroken? unfortunately rich people just continuously get away with their vile acts.
>>219050025>making two things up and then getting mad at themmonkeyball fans, everyone
>>219046765wonder what this dudes up to. the postal movie both sucked ass and was kinda comfy
>>219047885lit movie
>>219041138i dont get it, doesnt he live in new york, thats like middle class
>>219044593lmaofaggots from lesswrong dot com think AI will end the world btw
>>219049672LITHVANIA is the true successor to ROME
>>219041153
>>219048382that beast is 13? Holy shit
>>219019491wow
