Emma edition>FTL News-- Emma's birthday, they are making a supergift™-- New freeloader today-- JD secret mission, ruin Emma's birthday >Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219018252
JD has to ruin Emma's birthday
ID on this??
>we need you to ruin emmas birthday>by the way we arent going to tell them the bullet isnt in play anymore>your reward is a submarine sub subway delicious sub sandwich
I want to rape Mints to death
emmas boyfriend is in the basement
>Make a supergift
Yea they're nontent. Yea they're coddled. Yea I want them for win. Problem chud?
>>219020380Already ruined it with his faggotry
>>219020386That's the key to all of this
>ITS MY FUCKING SH-ACK
>>219020386It’s Sam’s Urn, if you use it you control the Hydertaker
Bingo lookin like a TLP today.. But it has to stink right?
Why bother continuing to make threads, nothing is happening, the wiggers are clearly done, a fucking supergift lolThis show is a supergrift
>>219020386thats bingo
Nontent birthday for the nontent queenBRING BACK MR NAKED!
>>219020386That would be a bongo with something inside of it i'd imagine
I just want to see beth do a stressed out little dance again
Bingo was raped
we should make a super whippet
>launches vampire race war or builds hyper capitalist empire that uses orphans for food, power and entertainment in your minecraft server>literally does it all while you were singing your kumbaya's like a faggothow do you respond without sounding mad?
Why do twinpedo freaks assume everyone around the girls want to fuck them?Not everyone is a mindbroken like you
>>219020411kino
kill Jet
>>219020412You just know that shit stinks so good, with her matted bush
wn2b bringing these back
>>219020427JD is pedocoded thoughbeit
>>219020386it's pikachu
>>219020427>THEYRE ONLY 26 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
VIBE NUKE DEPLOYED
its over, right?
I just got home from work anything happen today? or should i go to the liquor store.
SHOW YOURSELF MINTSPUT ON DEM GLOVES
I like front squats
>>219020397>shit and piss cupJD you know what to do to ruin emma's birthday
SEND HER IN
WHO'S EMMA?HO'SEMMA?
>Emma hates BashirBased much?
Bashir needs to rape mints again
>NO FRESH AIR>NO BEDS>NO GAMEBOX>NO DELICIOUS SUBMARINE SUB SUBWAY SUB SANDWICH>NO LONG PUZZLES
this season was actually worse than s4, just realized it
>Bongo roughly grabs/pushes Bingo when they're alone
>>219020411>[BONG]
Goonbait Bingo
bring her in
>>219020410>JD dares to suggest Jet casts girls to fuck him>REEEE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE HALF ASLEEP AND DRUNK>lol no dude go away>FUCKING FAGGOT AHHHHHH>okay its the next day ill fight you>TIME TO BEAT THIS FAG- ACK OW OW NOOOO
first for Bethwhere do I find a Beth of my own bros...
haven't been following this season too closely. Do contestants still win real money in challenges or only the monopoly money for use in the market? At the end of the 30 days is it only the winner that will have gotten any actual money?
what is JD's angle herehes told to ruin emmas birthdaythen goes to emma talking about fucking with bashir
>>219020457Bashir is content, emma is nontent, you're a fag
the season was doomed already, and then to top the doom off with extra gloom, they revealed a fucking boxing roomthat was the only thing everyone was breathing a sigh of relief over, that without Sam boxing was over
>>219020412Sometimes it do
>JD's plan is to get Bashir to blow up at Emmathat's not a bad idea
>>219020434
>>219020464She's just stimming
>>219019958>>219019996>Goes to Brazil for a weight lifting competition>Does porn on the side thinks no one back in the U.S. will ever find out>Decides to do more porn once she's back in the U.S.>Dates a black guy >still continues doing porn while dating said black guyI remember how you faggots on here were simping for her because she was quiet and you thought she was some cute innocent girl.HAHAHAHAHA
>Bam a week ago said the show is halfway overWhat they got cooking bros?
>>219020462yeah... no
>>219020480The only real money even mentioned is the 50k main price
Ben doesn't stand a chance
>>219020424I can't, I simply can't
>>219020487Don't question his brilliance
DON'T LET THEM FORGET.
>WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT BETH?
>>219020480nope
Fishtank died
>>219020487the classic JD switcharoo
>>219020480Monopoly money, they weren't even offered cash for the cell
>>219020373Emma is a nice pretty ugly girl. Atleast shes not a dyke like Payton
>>219020445I want mints to kill itself already
>>219020480just think of what the most retarded answer is and trust that that is what the wiggers would do
Jet brush your teeth and clean the tank, then do 20 push-ups.
>>219020479a crack house or street corner
Someone should throw away the twins markers and cut up their sweaters
>>219020480
>>219020445Mints has the smoothest brain on the entirety of production but they let her do this so she lets them keep squeezin’ on those cheeks
>>219020493super easy to accomplish
>>219020487If Bashir fights with emma it also ruins her day
>>219020393TLP
HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY
>I cannot stand anything about Bashir.
>>219020480Drunk POS challenge was for 1000 bucks. Everything else is fake money. Grand prize is allegedly real money. Remains to be seen.
>>219020502Post the link to her porn
JD will vibe nuke Emma for McDonald's
>>219020479>Beth of my ownWith girls like beth she's never yours, it's just your turn
>>219020490>webmMe when I get a hold of Mints
>>219020540Waiting by the phone, bags packed for 2 weeks
EMMA IS STILL SEETHING ABOUT BASHIRMY GOD HE IS THE GOAT
>>219020479>where do I find a Beth of my own bros...Gas station toilet
>>219020487>>219020493ho. ly. based. JD is a genius
>>219020406It would be so easy to break them mentally it's crazy. Just give Bingo a really hard noogie and she'll cry uncontrollably about her scalp problem then go destroy the crocheted sweater their mom made them
Is TTS on?
>>219020548Who wouldn't
>>219020480the winner isnt getting paid either
>JD gets a task to mess with Emma>instead lies to her that his task is to mess with Bashir>now they are just seething about Bashirabsolutely fucking rent freeunhinged>emma talking about anyone having a big egowhat the fuck
Emma is intolerable. Nice to see her finally do something for once, hope she gets her shit rocked.
>>219020487trust me jd will ruin it
Where do I find a Bingo or Bongo of my own
I think Emma would be a good friend
Emma being passively pissed off over literally nothing when it comes to bashir is so funny, women like that are such vindictive cunts who get really wobbled if you don't grovel to them
>>219020462s4 might've been the worst thing i've ever watched. daniel and angelina are two of the biggest faggots that have ever appeared on my screen.
wtf is Vance doing
Mints and his giga ass waddling up the stairs will be the highlight of the day
>>219020475jet getting really mad about jd saying beth fucks production makes no sense without contextshouldn't beth be the angry one? kinda seemed like jet was fighting on beth's behalf, proving jd right
My names Emma and my personality is SEETHING about Basedshir
Where is the host?
bongo would give you strong, beautiful children
>>219020511Evil
>>219020487>>219020493Actually a stroke of genius from that faggot. I hate how much he's making me like him
>>219020577yeah i bet you would love gossiping with her you fag
hehe suicide hehe jd gay
I believe everyone in that house hates bashir, but he's a good contestant, he tries hard every single challenge and tries to make content and keep things interesting in the house. He's like symbal but not indian, so that insntalty makes him top 5 fish
emma got bashit cucks in a seethe
>>219020577Who?
The princesses have returned to their throne!
hehehe suicide
What do we make of the paradox that Bashir is simultaneously white and a Muslim?
>heres your birthday present emma
>>219020579She is still crying about the fact he didn't leave her store over a week ago and tried to just talk to her about it.
CAN'T OUT-RIZZ NU-ZYZZ AN'TOUT-RIZZNU-ZYZZDARK TIGER RISINGARKTIGERRISINGBINGO BONGO INGOBONGOFINAL THREE INALTHREE
>>219020608He's Sufi, it's expected
James Drake should give Emma a dinner date for her birthday (and then they should fuck)
>>219020479
>>219020610if she dressed like the slut she is she would still be on the show
>>219020599twins dont hate him, landon doesnt hate him, jd doesn't hate him. it's just the chick and the fag who want his dick so bad it drives them crazy
im picking the hairs out of my nose, it's painful but it works
>>219020608his grandfather was part of the syrian ruling class
>>219020462yup
>>219020480Sam's great "insight" was that people aren't money reward orientedwhat he missed was that everyone was scared of him and didn't make an issue of him giving instructions or when he flaked on rewards because people were terrorised by his presence and unstable, hormonal behaviourJet took that insight without understanding why it "worked" for Sam, so nobody is motivated to chase the bag
>>219020579Emma wishes she could have been in the mean girls club but shes just a loser
B I N G OI GN NG IO G N I B
>>219020506>>219020513>>219020520damn. is the show making less money or are they just keeping more for themselves?and what's the incentive for freeloaders specifically to even participate, then?
>boyfriend might've actually killed himself>joking around and having fun on the piss throwing show
>>219020511How do you explain this besides extreme production asshurt?
>>219020589Oh no, not on my heckhouse show!
>>219020583He was mad that the superbed wasn't a humiliation ritual and JD was getting along with Beth. He probably thought bringing that up would cause friction and make himself look better in her eyes. Instead she just laughed at him so she got kicked off the show the next day kek
>>219020585Host?It's the get-famous-for-free house, not the content house.
>>219020608his mom is americanhis dad is half american half syrianhe grew up in syria before the civil war
This hehe shuishide shit is getting more annoying than JJJJJJ^^^^^^^^^
>>219020608There's plenty of white muslims
how you gonna be ugly, fat, gay, AND a hater mints? pick a struggle
We need to apologize as a community to her
Nontent Twin powers, activate!Nontent Twin 1! Form of Josie!Nontent Twin 2! Form of Burt!
Frank Hassle is 20 minutes away from the Fishtank house. That's 1,200 seconds, 1,200,000 milliseconds, 1,200,000,000 microseconds, 1,200,000,000,000 nanoseconds....
>>219020464She likes it :)
>>219020412It stinks good
Next challenge will be the "fill up the pool" challenge.
>>219020632i honestly dont even think they were mad at landon, they were seething at the audience and saw landon as the perfect person to take it out on
Yesterday was a HindenburgToday is an Iceberg
I'm actually starting to like JD just because he is such a faggot in every aspect and it makes me laugh quite hard.
>heh...
>>219020630Freeloaders get a day rate but Jet said it's so low it's pretty much volunteering
>>219020657what happened today?
>>219020579>KILL BASHIR>KILL BASHIR>KILL BASHIR>KILL BASHIR
>>219020657When is 9/11?
Bongo raped Bingo and blamed her dadBongo taped them both together in the shower with her dad's cam and blamed her dadIt is obvious
This post about the boxing room was so true.
>>219020577Emma is disgusting and need to eat shit outta my butt
>>219020661she will learn soon enough on the lolcow bus
make emma build bitchtank 2 in the dorm and then bring in all the girls and start tank2 with claireg
>>219020664Beth said it was going to be $2k for 3 weeks.
So was JD given a task to fuck with Bashir and his stuff or is he just seething that he hasn't been able to get him upset?
I had 2 energy drinks last night and my hands are still shaking
>>219020608>Paradox of being White and MuslimIf you knew anything about gingers you'd know they are the only Whites converting to Islam, because they get bullied relentlessly and in Islam they still do but they think they won't.
>Get on hands and knees to have Anissa to stay just to have her use the big keyboard on season 5 videos
If I were on fishtank I would waterboard Emma as her gift, not every gift has to be an object, it could also be an experience.
>>219020664That just proves this is a cash grab season (again)he is actually serious about "fish city"
James drakes sneakers are fucking ugly. What is homeboy thinking.
>>219020661>my hymen is intact bro>those are not jet's shorts
>>219020579Honestly, I forget that Emma even exists. It didn't even occur to me that she's mad at Bashir.
>>219020386ITS AN AFRICAN DRUM
>>2190206692/4 goneBye Bye emma>>219020647Who?
bill ottman needs to box mintsgay on gay violence is awesome
>>219020622Landon was asked who he felt were his closests allies, and he replied James drake and JD, he didn't even mention bashir. I think he listens to bashir and lets him boss him around because he knows how the audience feels about bash, but he doesn't really like him. Also JD yesterday thanked bashir for pushing him to fight Jet, so I don't think he completely hates him. Twins are neutral on him, true. James drake can't stand him anymore, if you think otherwise you're delusional
>>219020689Ginger here, I was never bullied
Here comes the ironically unfunny bit for the day
>>219020608>>219020689Arab Muslims are white.
more likeable in small doses
>>219020693that's what jet did to claire for her birthday
>>219020694He could have all the money in the world, he's just not the guy to be able to run that fish city idea. I do hope he tries though, it'd be a fun shitshow.
>>219020608how dense are people to not understand that immigration is not simply a thing that was invented in the mid 20th century. statistically there HAS to be some europeans who have lived in the middle east for generations, the same way that yes there are actually black people who were tiny tiny minorities in Europe for generations.
the angels of /ftl/
This sucks
I bet this bit is going to be funny and not cringe! BASED Jet and Ben!
>>219020694"fish city" will end in a class action
what the fuck is this
>>219020683his task was to ruin emma's birthday looks like hes going to use bashir to do it
Emma is a fan of the show keep this in mind>Bashir like, trashed the room>I dont want another war>he beat the shit out of everyone in the cell
Holy shit they were dragons the whole fucking time??
Huh? what's the joke?
actually their worst bit yet
Ben and Jet are so gay it's unreal.
>>219020664>Hey so, uh, do you wanna get doxxed and be bored out of your mind for less than minimum wage?
>>219020730i smiled
it’s the jet and ben show
>We're DRAGONS
Anyone got a QRD on what the fuck the boys are up to? Dressing up a box?
The only way I could ever forgive Jet and Ben would be if they married Bingo and Bongo and stayed faithful, treating them well for the rest of their lives.
why are they buying fursuit parts
drumming on Bongo's butt like bongos
>>219020710landon said "sometimes bashir" but yeah you are probably right
>>219020730>AND THEN WE PUT ON IMAGINE DRAGONS
I don't care what any of you faggots say. This bit IS funny.
>>219020599
This is a humiliation ritual at this point.
>>219020731it's going to end with Jet working at mcdonalds and begging Sam on twitter to just give him 1 more chance
Why does Emma hate Bashir so much anyway? Chungi females like the Twins naturally warm up to him in comparison
>>219020728what did you expect
Who tf does Landon remind me of??I keep seeing a mishmash of asmongold, cugine, nicolas cage, oli sykes, and idk who else
Fishtank is missing the season 2 group sessions where they are forced to address eachother.This shit where Emma just holds a grudge against Bashir for something that happened 20 days ago is pure retardation. Bashir never really confronting Drake without Drake going ''nah, it's not true bro'' and ending the conversation is bullshit.The group sessions were kind of boring but necessary. Instead you have Jet pretending to be an alien and looking for e-girls to fuck.
grim
>scottsullivanmma just cancelled all his scheduled streams for the next 2 weeksgot a feeling rape escape is gonna make a comeback soon boys
>>219020719Then you should be. Ginger men look ugly as fuck. Ginger women are hot as fuck.Now that is a paradox.
>>219020673>Bongo is instigating all the conflict in the house>uses Bingo's anemia and scalp issues to make sure the pair get coddled>makes sure to be present for every conversation to know who's plotting on whomShe's always been Dark Bongo, you're just starting to realize it.
>>219020489Why don't you support a christian anon
>>219020730the angels of /ftl/
So they forgot the alien bit?
>>219020741>he beat the shit out of everyone in the cellWhen she says this she actually thinks he threw everyone out, instead of just JD.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
>>219020741>Beat the shit out of everyone>Pushed JD around and wrestled with Anissa for a bitI like Bashir but come on, this woman just makes up shit about him
Where's Kain to rip the wings off these dweebs?
Where the fuck is this going
>>219020782ContentGOD Scott Sullivan will save this season
>Another Bingo Bongo production bit, because they're the only ones that will show interest for Ben and Jet
>>219020771shes a retarded femcel like beth
>>219020782surprise!
>OH YOU THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS BAD... WE COULD DO EVEN WORSE, CHECK THIS OUT
I'm finna be DRAGON MY NUTS on Jet's face lmao
Season saved
mints>can't mod ttsmints>can't op directormints>can't queue songsmints>won't fight bashir
Why did these retards drop the alien shit? The retard twins literally bought it
>We're Dragons
RAAAAAAAAAH!!!
they couldn't even paint their skin green?
>>219020794He got so fucking fat in between s1 and blood games
>>219020788dragons are aliens, technically
so how do you like this jet and ben show?
So we’re at the part of the season where they ignore everyone else from now on and only focus on the rigged winner.
so glad i am only reading the threads and not watching this
they already did this bit
>>219020753Oh fuuhh. I forgot she actually has female parts. Oh lawd.
Three of these people in the room are pushing 30 and one is pushing 40
Disney show at this point. Sam is turning in his podcast chair
>Basically all we have planned for the rest of the show is to do dragon stuff with you guys
>first dragon mission is...>uhh we didn't actually think any further than buying these wingsOh, it shows, Jet. It shows.
>>219020664>>219020681lol so freeloaders are better compensated than the fish apart from the winner?
big shadi was in the thread earlier today and she said that the sex thing is even worse behind the scene there is a whole sexpest culture brewing and we dont know the half of it
>>219020816Is this real?
>>219020797>he fell for gorans trap and screencapped it
Do molested 18yo viet girls really like this?
>another treat the 28 year olds like they're babies bit
it's because im a sperg but I unfortunately kind of like this bit
>"Basically all we have planned for the rest of the show is to just have you guys do dragon stuff"It's so ironically post-irony ironic. The joke is that it's true and they know it's a true joke.
>>219020776
>>219020755This just makes production look like the retarded ones tbqh
>What's our first mission>uhhh uhhh uhh....Fucking Jet...
>>219020785>Hey JD we should mock the bible all day to piss of bashir lol>Christ is King! *draws cock next to it*If you're gonna larp do it right
>>219020811>can't lose weight>can't take a joke>works for fishtank
wait are they actually dragons
>>219020837who cares what that retard says she lied about being raped by jimmy
Enough of this bit, lets cut back to JD.
im laffin though
at this point the people watching this show know they are retarded. its not even irnoic anymore. just fucking do ANYTHING
0 tts during that entire bit btw
>Everyone is convinced Emma's boyfriend is coming>Would be awesome but obviously isnt going to happen>People setting themselves up for disappointment
>so yeah we are just going to play pretend with the retards we are coddling to the end and will give 50k >hey did landon act up again? Because we can send ben back up. >anyways we are having a special freeloader planned as long as we can get them released for this bit
How is I'm JD I'm Gay such a fucking bop, I'm still not tired of it
I feel like Bash might be the first fish who ascends as an influencer beyond fishtank, if he wants to
Super epic dragon bit successful! See ya tomorrow!
>>219020839Posting it here does literally nothing though.
>>219020386>ID on this??moroccan drum
they didn't even have the dragon missions ready..
>>219020807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjUaj_YKcw
top 5 dragons1. toothless2. charizard3. bingo bongo4. saphira 5. sean connery
>>219020811Goes with my theory that people were blaming Josie for Mints' failures on S2.
Wigger bits peaked at ben getting new underwear and making people look at them.
so the joke is on the audience, right?
is this the gayest season of fishtank?
YO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOOD
the bit would be funny if ben and jet werent insufferable freaks
>>219020822It's like when the goofy side character gets his own spinoff and becomes the main character but never had it to be in that role.
You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds who refuse to admit they're Christian.
>>219020840The basement is super soundproofed you can’t hear her but she is absolutely screeching about how Jet isn’t down there sitting on her face
>>219020837she's rightit's pretty much a sex cultbut whatever ig keep spamming hate and lies about everyone who mentions it
>>219020740Well, sounds like he already lost because the only person who has already ruined her birthday is Bashir she is fucking seething nonstop lol
Does anyone know if they’ve broken even yet? Or if they’ve made profit?
>>219020840If you put enough drugs through them they like whatever you like
>>219020840Do you have the full image of this where it's like the image compilation of stills from the bodycam footage?
>playing imagine dragons>not playing skyrim ostIt could have been mildly less retarded
>>219020755>>219020730Bloodgames 2 props
>>219020741how much of that is playing the social game though
malnourishment status?
It's the Jet and Ben Goofball Power Hour! They're having fun, and that means so should you!
The boys forgot to hide this properly:https://youtu.be/Jfj2lS08xlI?si=eRFxC4tBjAgr2Ib3
>>219020692The funniest part about this was how it completely killed Jet and Ben's "le funny ironic we don't care" bit by having someone immediately run upstairs and beg on their hands and knees to not walk, showing they actually do care if someone leaves
I'm sorry Sam... I didn't know how bad it could get
>>219020898imagine posting this
>>219020833>leave production alone!>leave jet and ben alone!!
>>219020814You're the retard if you think they weren't just playing along. I bet you think they buy the dragon bit too
>>219020727
>>219020776Landon straight up looks like fat asmongold, but beyond his appearance and general life competencies he's in many ways the exact opposite of him. I've retroactively been unable to view Asmongold as anything but Landon's evil twin
>>219020890
>>219020681Beth was being paid for sex, the wallet was open for her so she'd be impressed
APOLOGIZE
>>219020895fuck it just put this faggot in so he can get tts spammed
Two 26 year old women are now making growling noises saying it’s a language.
>>219020814Bam spoiled it
>>219020914Tayleigh unironically is growing on me this season. She speaks for me
>>219020926Not interested!
>>219020837we don't even know about the basement bunnies from jet's private list
>>219020927I can't believe she didn't walk. Dumbest whore on the show, and we had fucking Vicky and Emma this season.
>>219020946It's art, you wouldn't get it.
>>219020914what does tayleigh do? even jimmy has a real job and barely participates in chat, tayleigh comments like she's terminally online watching this garbage
>Do you guys like imagine dragons>Imagine me dragging my nuts across your faceI love these little niggas
>>219020930
>>219020814>bought itthey only believe in spirits and ghosts, they were just going along with the bit
>>219020926I don't play many games but it seems every online chungus raves about Dark Souls. Is it actually good?
>>219020914she acts as if she has ever made a single person laugh from a joke ever
>>219020776I for sure see asmon
>>219020892Surprisingly, yes, and it's not even the season with a gay rapist black guy.
>>219020926chris...
>>219020954there was one named like tammy or something on the jet seething about shadi voice recording
can goran make a better dragon story than skyrim?
>>219020837>big shadiwho?
>>219020943the rv didnt happen the rv didnt happen the rv didnt happen the rv didnt happen
>>219020837They let jimmy rape her
Is his job reading the bible
JD was never told to shut the fuck up as a child
Why am I still watching this absolute garbage
>>219020959she probably felt bad for the twins and maybe landon. if she walked, who knows how production would have responded.
>>219020943sam at least somewhat respected the audienceeven if it wasn't genuine, he at least pretendedit's so much better than what's ben and jet up to
>>219020879yooo
>>219020927it was just too beautiful
>>219020968Bingo and I might have a "telepathic link" of sorts I JUST posted about this. >>219020808 My nights of repeated attempts of lucid dreaming have not been in vain!
>>219020992the biggest opp ever
>>219021002just read the threads that's what i've been doing it's fine just sad i can't take more screencaps of bingo but i'll need to live with it
>>219020997they gave everyone the ironic "act like a fishtank contestant" job
>>219020977No. People think it's really hard but all you have to do is spam dodging. Gay as fuck.
>>219020977I like how interconnected Dark Souls 1s world is. And it did feel pretty rewarding to progress. I have genre fatigue of souls likes now tho.
she's human, remember that
>>219020997His job is to "Ruin emma's birthday" which he somehow parsed in his brain as "Fuck with bashir with emma and hope she gets the blame, but take the blame anyway, and read the bible out loud"
>>219020926Sam playing Dark Souls, huh? I remember him reading an AI generated lore article about Dark Souls and mocking it as a Japanese man's retarded idea of world building, most notably zeroing in on the title "Nito, First of the Dead" who "invented the concept of death" as if it was some sort of incomprehensible idea. He couldn't wrap his mind around the concept of an ageless eternal world having the concept of impermanence introduced to it. Like this is only something a goofy Japanese guy could come up with.Fucking mongoloid contrarian dipshit.
>>219020993>45 minutes of splash screen because no connection>15 minutes of fatty staring aimlessly out the window>another 2 hours of the disconnected musicthe grimmest time in the shows history
>>219021019roll slop
>>219020837yeah, she lies for attentionit's kind of her thing
>>219021006Getting them kicked off the show as revenge is a good thing, the faster they lose the paypig bait the faster the show dies.
>>219020977Dark Souls is great but might take a little bit of patience due to difficulty and not being handheld.
Can someone clip the twins? I'm too bored to watch
>>219020968>>Imagine me dragging my nuts across your facedid bingobongo really say this?
>>219021025my bpd wife
>>219021028he spends half the episode shitting on Dark Souls
This bit would be okay if they committed to the dragon character by being in a full dragon costume the twins could easily separate from Ben and Jet, even if they know who's under the costume. They literally just put on dragon wings and did nothing else. Everyone knew Sam was Goldstriker, they still referred to him as Goldstriker even in private because he committed to the character.
how is our princess doing today?
>>219020977yes the first one is worth playing for sure, im sick of souls likes games now though only ones i've beaten a couple times each are dark souls 1-2-3.
>>219020977yes
is this the big challenge for today? i can literally go to sleep then.
>>219021029unironically better than this
>>219021025
I want Bashir to rape this nigga
>>219020977Dark Souls 1 is definitely among some of the best games ever made, yeah.
>>219021043Yeah in the confessional after the Dragon bit
Bongo doesn’t like the way JD is disrespecting the Bible. Bingo doesn’t like the Bible and is enjoying it.
Oveesensitive pretend Christians who watch fishtank are basically the same thing as fedora tipping reddit atheists back in the day
"Act like a fishtank contestant" is the easiest one yet. Just sit around bored all day from production giving you nothing to do.
>>219021050>sam shitting on something popular he has had 0 engagement withno way
HE HAS NO SELF AWARENESS
>>219021024It's kinda crazy they made one of the best open world games ever then just scrapped the idea going forward and made everything disconnected linear levels you can teleport between whenever you want
>>219021036you really thing jupiter hangs around these wiggers without taking a single dick? lol
landon looks so done right now lmfao
>>219020935nikke-tier jiggle
>>219021058they will probably bring in a freeloader at like 11PM after everyone has given up on this shitty day
>>219020837Shadia, why are you talking about yourself in third person?
>>219021051It's not even really a bit, they're just doing gay shit to waste time.>>219021058Yes. There's mild hope for Emma's BF showing up later, but it probably won't even happen and this actually is it.
>>219021028Souls lore is dogshit
>>219021052Seems like another wonderful day for /ourgirl/
lol Antara just fucking owned Gaydee
production is completely burned out after just a week and are only running bits for the twins
>>219020952
>>219021028christfags get upset if you don't believe their nonsensical foundation myths. DUDE HE'S HIS OWN FATHER AND A GHOST AND A MAN
>>219021050Yes, meanwhile he thinks Fallout 3 is the best Fallout. Because New Vegas is for trannies now, or something. Mr. Contrarian.
>>219020502who asked
>>219020814I think you're trolling but if not, you may be exactly the type of fan that Jet wants.
>Yo we should dress up as dragons>hahahah that'd be crazy yo>yo mints go order some dragon wings off amazon hahahahah
Go find something to clean lil buddy
does bashir's relgiion allow him to rape
>>219021081He had the best sleep all week last night as well.
ima just start drinking nothing is going to fucking happen tonight i know it
The dragon suits surely were a tease of BG2 right?
>>219021105One of the best casts and they're completely wasted on low energy cucked ben and jet.Why'd they even do another season if they can't hack it.
>>219021112new vegas is for trannies though, thats not contrarian
>E for what?
>>219020975It's kind of insane how easy it would be to create content with that shit. Get a spirit box thing, the heat detector thing, whatever ghost hunters use, and force the twins to use them at night.
>>219021114JD mission is impossible yo lose. All he has to do is show up
>>219020502>the porn star did pornbreaking news faggot
JD is not gonna fuck with Emma at all, is he?
>>219020914she would literally piss and shit herself laughing if they did this on s2
>>219021068jet is deadfragged by the twins
>>219021080huh?
>wiggers were too cheap to even buy a dragon fursuit or inflatable costumeyep
artist guys?
>>219021008IMO he cares less about the audience and more about if he feels what he's putting out is good quality. He could've kept doing stand up shows and raking in easy money, but he stopped cause he knew his stand up is shit
>>219020907I think the "JD Gay" TTS and SFX have been 95% of the income
>>219021132Nigga dont drink on the weekends. Save that shit for the work week.
>>219021153He's her gay BFF, of course not
>>219021153Of course not, he's just fucking with Bashir through proxy.
>>219021144>The best casts Only the males are good. The females have sucked shit.
jd doing reddit pedophile virtue signalling as expected
>>219021105They have only run bits with the twins or landon all season. They do this every time
Fishtank is for trannies, and I don't really like that.
I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BIBLE I JUST HATE THIS PREACHER VOICE LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219020386it was in bloodgames
>>219021178We all know he's a gay pedo.
>>219021176Bingo bongo mog any previous female contestant except direnc
send him in
Warming up to the wiggers just based on how much they make you faggots seethe
>>219021149>>219021149>>219021149>>219021149MAKE IT HAPPEN WIGGERS
>>219021115>>219021152
>>219020977just 1, it perfected the formula they were cooking with for Demon's Souls, so that's another one worth playingthen the Souls games jump off a cliff and get increasingly worse
>>219021168why not both?
>>219021149I think Jet forgot that they cried until Bashir came back to do a prayer.
>>219021197They're yawntent and do fuck all
>Everyone can be saved! Except pedophiles, I hate pedophiles!Wow, cutting JD commmentary! We're all on his side now.
>>219020977It's very good, good enough to give it a try no matter what, but your mileage may vary depending on what you're really looking for in a video game. It's also not that hard, the game just has a more "sink or swim" attitude towards the player that most, you can figure shit out if you don't have a single digit iq though
>>219021199>Warming up to the wi-ACK
>bingo just grabbed bongo's throatayo
>mfw they knocked over my bag
What's with this audience larping as Christian while watching the exploitative retard poop show?
>>219021153he's not the type of guy to do in in front of a camera but I can see them sex each other after thiswomen are weird like that he could totally score emmathe meltdown here would be glorious
>>219021227Bingo mogs
>>219021147put those onto their kitchen tv
>>219021160those wings were pretty cool desu
>>219021204nice offtopic troonenabler postingnobody asked
>>219021043cliphttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774639984271486.webm
>>219021235Culture war retardation because of sam's grifting
>>219021227Do you feel in charge?
hey jet neptidei have a fun challenge for you1. have the fish or the audience vote on which of the past season fish the current season fish act like2. buy the clothes/wigs for them and have them larp it all day
>>219021199how long can you keep antagonizing your audience before they had enough though
>>219021222>>219021205>>219021065>>219021055>>219021054>>219021041>>219021024>>219021019Thanks playas
JD now:"I think all people are people. Except pedophiles! Pedophiles burn in hell! [unfunny gay evangelical preacher voice] THEY FALL DOWN INTO THE CHASSSSMUH OF HEELLLL-UH!"JD previously:"HAHA WHOA LANDON, THAT TTS SAID YOU LIKE LOW-LEE [rarely used, correct pronunciation of loli] PORN? DID YOU KNOW IN AUSTRALIA IT'S ILLEGAL FOR FLAT CHESTED WOMEN TO BE STRIPPERS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW AND WHY DO I KNOW THIS OBSCURE HYPER SPECIFIC FACT ABOUT AUSTRALIA? UMMMM.........">"JD MESSAGED 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON DISCORD""Haha! Well, at least it implies I'm not gay!"thoughts on this aspect of JD's character?methinks the lady doth protest too much
>>2190212595 seasons and counting apparently
>>219020926fuck i accidentally liked it. hopefully it doesnt ping them.
>>219021249lmao gottem
>>219021233Remember when the wiggers knocked over Landons bag he just laughed and cursed the production in an endearing way.Ben violently and savagely beat Landon within an inch of his life, hit him in the head repeatedly as he was on the ground. I am always on Team Landon
>>219021208Cuz it ruins your time off. Weekends are for the soul.
Bingo has a crush on JD
Bout to take a morning dump while watching my favourite show fishtank.live!!!!
>>219021265you care way too much about what this fruity guy says
>>219021235Fishtank S1 isn't old but it's actually older than the neo-Christian "no fun allowed" trend
JD is such a faggot.
>>219021235trying to feel better about themselves despite being, at best, very much not good people (much like sam himself)
>>21902126516 is legal in most states.
>>219020977I'd say just play it and try not to think about the community and hype around it. It's a good game and I'd recommend just playing it blind and seeing how far you can get. There's a bunch of secrets and shortcuts, you can't fast travel so learning the layout and routes feels impactful and important.Playing with a guide will make it worse and expecting a 10/10 polished masterpiece will make it worse
>AI can be anythingThen why do we call it AI, JD
>>219021283
Just tuning in after going to a little bar in Tautavel after work. Now making tacos. what have I missed
Oh I get it JD is an AI Engineer in that he gives remote Indians directions to follow
>AI can just be like an if statement/g/bros, is JD right here?
open up the goo room. now.
Vance wept again
>bashir still mogging vancekek my favorite bit
I love the way that Bingo and her twin sister love. It's not fair that I can't be a part of it, and it's not fair that I can't be there to help them through the show.
>what? no i've never donated to my church but I did spend $3000 sending tts on a gay poop show to tell a white muslim guy how stupid islam is
>Both Emma and Payton are nontent>Both Emma and Payton celebrate birthdays in the tankThey should have a squirt off in the jungle room.
Vance it up
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774640189486135.webm
>>219021302He said once he teaches AI to recognize garbage
>>219021227
>>219021279that was just production seething at the audience and taking it out on landon because they know the audience sees him as chungus. but yes team landon all the way
>Vance is actually crying over BashirLmao. All of these wiggers are intolerable.
mints sicked his goon vance on bashir
VANCE WEPT
fucking vance lel
>vance wants to box bashir
>>219021321...he solves captchas for a living?
>>219021299why is his shirt collar so dragged down how hard does he tuck in his shirt to hide his stomach
>>219021320>>219021249ruthless
lmao bashir boutta finna get heemed lol
>>219021317
>vance stops being nonent 4 seasons laterLETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>219021343lmao, I guess so
>>219021331he was pressured into it from mints ben and jetstill love vance
>>219021291and most of the world
GO BOX HIM JET
>Mints too scared to fight>makes Vance do it for himKWAB
UH OH BASHIR STUTTERING A LITTLESHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS MUCH?
>>219021249first time i've heard them speak since i'm not watching and they have deeper voices than i imagined
>y-yo...!
why they always coddle bashir?
imagine the s2 knuckleheads coming up with something as complex as a giant vape
this season is soulless because gingers dont have souls
SSSSSSNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
that was a bit thoughbeit
>uh it's just that uh..Bashir only wants to fight women like Mints.
anyone have the screenshot of the redditor and vance making plans to meet? i remember vance bitched out at the end
Vance about to get fucked up fr
>>219021305It's a bit of a go-to nothingburger argument for people who don't understand it, but yes, that is effectively what AI is. It's just a huge database that uses a series of binary arguments to narrow down the result to whatever best matches your query, not unlike a search engine.
Vance is going to die.
Being honest Bashir has been shitting on Vance all season
>>219021259You should familiarize yourself with cults. One method cult leaders do is to berate their dedicated followers to have them attached to the leaders even more. This is only after being cordial with them after a long period of time and indoctrinating them.
>>219021246
>>219021368Are Bashir and mints fixing to fight or do I have time to go out for a min
>>219021387didn't bashir immediately call vance fat on day one
>>219021373i can imagine several people from s2 stealing an idea from a 15 year old youtube video actually
>>219021341I really, really hope Bashir somehow beats the shit out of Vance.
>>219021396why would mints fight bashir, he already beat his ass twice, he isnt worth his time to be quite honest
>>219021396vance and bashir are about to square up
Why do all of them think you need to have beef to box?
fuck this white muzzie nigger kill him vance
BASHIR BIT MORE THAN HE COULD CHEWOH NO NO NO BASHIRBROS
>Bashir makes fun of Vance for being bald>want to box>3 seconds pass>why do we have beef?Muslims really are such worms
>>219021406Yeah he has been talking shit to Vance from his first appearance
Every season the nontent fags gang up on the only person that does anything, they're such faggots.
>>219021410No ones buying it Mints
Why does Bashir seem genuinely afraid of Vance?
DOES SHE DO ANYTHING??
>>219021305yeah. ai is an umbrella term. machine learning, specifically neural networks, are what usually cause ai revolutions. there are other types of ai
>>219021396Vance is going to box Bashir but there's going to be prep. Bashir has to rebraid his hair.
ALLAH AKBAAAAR
BASHIR IS NERVOUS
>>219021387He's pressed him a couple of times. Hopefully Vance sucker punching him will make him realise that production hates him too, they are not his friends.
>>219021434Sometimes she cries
Payton could heem everyone
this season is about cheering on the fish against production even if they lose. you cant convince me to hate bashir if he looks like a bitch in this fight
>>219021241They got to approve it first
the braids are coming out
>>219021434hey who's that
when will james fight someone?
>>219021434She's scheming making moves in silence you wouldn't understand the sigma strategy
>>219021448only fish to ever subdue frank
>>219021419>Friendly banter about being bald>So insecure you immediately jump to physical confrontationSnow monkeys are so fragile. It's just words
JD SHUT UP
>>219021434she's the birthday girl and she doesn't need to do a damn thing
Bashir rnhttps://youtu.be/PGGxlPE7FZY
>>219021433Vance is obviously going to rape him and doesn't seem like it's going to be a friendly duel. I'd be nervous too
>>219021433Cause he knows Vance is in shape and has boxing experience, while Bashir has none
why is emma seetheing at bashir so hard rn lol
>>219021419to be fair, in that instance he said he's always hiding the fact he's bald with hats (or the stupid fucking durags) and said he shouldn't because bald suits him.
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1q3WBnW
>>219021455when wes arrives
>>219021459The Lion also got him
>>219021455Production are scared as shit of James, will never happen. Maybe Ben will fake box him.
>>219021450truuuu
>>219021419Bashir is just ribbing, but he's been ribbing so much over the days, he's not picked up Vance is seething
>>219021434is that the new freeloader?
>>219021433isn't it highly likely that he has been training boxing like many of the other wiggers around sam?
>>219021434give her a break, her boyfriend just killed herself and it's her birthday
Put the fucking bible down already
>>219021112He ranks 2 higher than 3, I think that's just the 3D Fallouts
didn’t vance box during bloodgames?
>>219021410What are you special moves Mints? Assblast?
>>219021381That was me lol let me see if I can log onto that account
time to humble the fake muslim, finally, this faggots being running his mouth the entire week
>>219021488>he's not picked up Vance is seethingHe honestly doesn't know production hate him and want to humiliate him, it's going to be rough. If he's smart he'll walk afterwards.
post the emma dancing to the jd gay song webm please
>>219021448
>>219021490It's highly unlikely out of shape retard Vance has trained boxing outside of what you saw on camera
Hope Vance has been training since S2, otherwise he's fucked
May Allah allow Bashir to get one lucky hit on Vance's chin and knock him the fuck out Inshallah
>>219021504s2 and bloodgames
>>219021410Get your fat ass in the ring, boy
>>219021504He boxed Josie in s1
>>219021513>time to humble the fake muslim, finally, this faggots being running his mouth the entire week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nTwBF7dM7g
mints get your fat fucking ass upstairs we need a ring girl
>>219020926a special gift for /ftl/chads? thank u based samuel
Bashir pacing in fear
how funny would be that an actual trained fighter who's also bald comes upstairs dressed as vance
>>219021512Thank you soldier
Hey Jet, please Mute fishtoy for JDBag his head please Jet
>>219021519Getting beat up only to leave after would look gay as shit
I hope bashir brings a knife and surprises the production
>>219021541mints in microkini as ring girl would repair ftls vibes for atleast 4 days
new>>219021402>>219021402>>219021402
>>219021512Reddit deleted the account, all the screens are on my old dead computer. Basically he offered to fight me then stopped responding when I said i was down.
>Luckily I know the basics of dragon language
>>219021519Bashir has been taking everything in good spirits and just horsing around but production seem to not like him.Probably to do with everyone talking about Mints getting raped.
>>219021529vance is fat now
>>219021519yeah, but the real seethe is reserved for JD for not choking during the boxing matchBashir has endorsements going for him, so the rationalising part is balancing out the willful want to mistreat Bashir and get him off the show
Production humiliation ritual
>>219021534Josie did karate so she technically had more striking experience than him. Still embarrassing.
>>219021488lol why is vance seething? dudes a pussy
I never really believed /ftl/ is brown until this moment.
>>219021584Vance is now down in the basement training as hard as possible.>>219021596The wiggers don't care, if they tank endorsements they make money. It's all about mints getting bitched and production still crying about none of the fish respecting them.
>>219021145blah blah blah subhuman sheep retardnew vegas was rightfully considered the best 3d fallout for a fucking decade as a simple matter of face, then zoomers who played fallout 3 when they were 5 grew up while at the same time and New Vegas became oversaturated as being considered the "best game" by everyone, including reddit and trannies, so now it's a tranny game. Gotta stay on the cutting edge of contrarianism.tl;dr you're a fucking gay performative brainless faggot with no real personality or opinions of your own
>>219021606since he's not part of the social dynamic and able to speak, he's not been able to resolve Bashir's jabs with counterbanter and the weight of them has been building up to the size of a personal insult to him
>>219021664you seethe this hard over a videogame. lmao what an infinite cuck
>>219021677why would he give a shit, he didnt react to anything in season 1
>>219021702I'm not seething, I'm voicing my opinion in a completely calm and measured way
>>219021438Thanks looks like I didn't miss anything >>219021410Shut the fuck up and get in the ring Mints you always say you wanna fight so go fight
>>219021481with a weapon
>>219021993fyi vance came back and said the fight will probably be "I dunno some time between 8pm and 12"
>>219021664NV had a female brotherhood member who specialized in unarmed combat and gay reddit sages. 3 was less cartoonish and woke but I still prefer NV.
