Bingo choke edition>FTL News-- Vance and Bashir are going to box after Bashir insulted Vance's bald head.-- Ben and Jet are dragons.-- Bingo and Bongo will get wings if they complete their dragon missions.-- Emma's birthday, they are making a Supergift™-- Landon has to write Emma a sweet birthday poem-- JD secret mission, ruin Emma's birthday.-- New freeloader today possibly.>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219021402
Yo what’s good
BREAKING: Bashir thinks lightsabre duels in the prequels were lame
When does she show up?
Can we talk about how that Zyzz poster might be Sam?https://x.com/i/status/2037620673393434809
>>219023120
Antara really loves the twins. It's kind of cute.
>mfw we will never see Sam roleplay as a gay black vampire ever again
has anything happened since the creepy guy got kicked out? I've not really been paying attention
>>219023116They were compared to the originals. These 2 midwits thought Yoda fighting was cool.
Anyone have pictures of bingo and bongo before the show?
>>219023242You need to fucking die
Did JD ruin Emma’s birthday yet?
post more Kratom Kween
bongo really wants frank to come on lol
>>219023276counterpoint; no
Trannies
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CONTENT
BRING BACK MR.NAKED WE WANT NAKED
>>219023361Do you think she’d get turned on being bullied by him?
>>219023350no nothing ever happens with this cast
>>219023226:(
>yo whats good
People actually want this show to have a "social game" aspect, what a bunch of short-sighted, famous house hanger-on faggots.
>>219023350Hes in the house with her thats damaging enough
>>219023120he's on his way
the show died yesterday during jet's 24 hour humiliation ritual
>Emma's bf watching her get her feet out for stoxlmao
i like star wars but i hate talking about it
>>219023361she's probably a bit sad sam isnt in there
Where's the content in this joint
So no one is getting paid for being a Fishtank contestant right?
Hey Jet you're bleeding
>>219023428nigga, you are still watching a reality show, you know?
content soon
>>219023405MISTER WHO? ISTERWHO?
JET PLEASE MAKE THE GROWN ADULTS PLAY WITH POOL NOODLESJET PLEASE MAKE THE GROWN ADULTS THROW CONDIMENTS AROUND
>>219023116he's talking about airsoft fatty vs josieeveyr season before he came on is a prequel
>>219023440I only enjoyed the video games and I stopped playing those around the time Force Unleashed 2 came out
Zyzz is the one who inspired Sam to get on roids btwmirin'?
This season is punishment for the Nepstein shit.
>Bongo:Why would they want to see your feet
unironically like this podcast chemistry
>>219023428I still think they should try a survivor like team aspect. At least for the first week or so. It would encourage people to fuck with their enemies without losing standing with the people that matter
>>219023458Mister naked
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it's friday night in the fishtank, week 2. no challenges, no freeloaders, no gaslight. we've never been more prepared.
HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY
>>219023276how come fags get to post payton non stop with you not complaining but one tay tay sends you over the edge
>>219023467Show isn't the same without Sam's barely contained roid rage
>>219023484Freeloader SOON
Mints would absolutely destroy Bashir, it'd be so easy. Mints needs to stop being humble and put the muzzie in his fucking place already
>>219023467Sam has the least aesthetic physique of any human ever
>sleeps before everyone>moral rapes everyone with his own morals>lol my samurai garb from japan>only thing has done is destroy a plant>brings gifts for production because he thinks they're his friends off rip>mopes around all day saying nothing>dresses like a faggot because he thinks it makes him unique>performatively speaks in tongues in front of everyone rocking like a faggot so they notice him>only there to bait tts about religion>you know in japan theres this saying>random religious quote>compares your god to his god>prays>mentions mints for the 15th time>engages with everyone about as much as emma>tries to big bro landon
>>219023406They were roaming the house with dragon wings on about an hour ago.
HELLHOUSE heheheheh HELLHOUSE hehehehhe
>>219023476two kings and their jester
i wish i was 20 minutes away from bingo
>>219023471
>>219023497
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BREAKING NEWS:>Emma is close to showing feet to camera>Bingo says she would not because her toenails are fucked up>Bongo says she wouldfinally some content
Does this end next week?
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>>219023505Peak performative male
So are non of them getting paid today for being good fish?
>>2190234285 seasons and they still haven't been able to combine both aspects without it collapsing
>>219023497it actually isit's exactly the same
>>219023505i'm enjoying this bit
got someone to repost my cum tribute a couple threads ago
Are these faggot wiggers really sitting around doing nothing, just get the boxing match over with, this content fucking sucks
add "Landon got frightened by a random noise" to the next OP
>>219023484>no gaslightThis is one of the biggest thing missing.Sam would be fucking with drake's understanding of the show so hard because he is an outsider
>>219023505>>219023446>is the bit dry yet?
>>219023121We need to get Sam on some NH shit.https://youtu.be/k80R-bpvcRk
>>219023505if you can add that many points then hes obviously doing something right
>>219023502learn to use the word aesthetic ,retard
>>219023505>>only thing has done is destroy a plantdon't forget throw around every other girl in there
>launches vampire race war or builds hyper capitalist empire that uses orphans for food, power and entertainment in your minecraft server>literally does it all while you were singing your kumbaya's like a faggotHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219023465started on the lego star wars saga for nintendo ds as a kid. it was weird watching the movies and remembering the levels and cut scenes like "ha ha ha i did that"
>>219023502But he’s 6’5 so he mogs you and gets all the pussy. Cry.
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>>219023454The social game doesn’t matter, neither do the challenges, the eliminations are just based on Jet/Ben’s whims and have been since season 1. The only kind of “gameplay” present in the show is sucking up to the wiggers
>>219023476>Vance and Bashir are going to box after Bashir insulted Vance's bald head.>turn ben chimping out and being a violent nigger to LE EPIC PRODUCTION BIT GUYS SEE WE ALL DO IT HAHA WE EPICALLY TROLLED YOU WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY MAD BRO XDXDXDno one is falling for this right?
Anor Landon
BINGO IS LEAVING
>>219023570kinda cute ngl
>>219023467'MIRIN
there's something kind of sensual about the idea of adding your own piss to the vessel of your goth milf mommy's piss. Isn't there?
Writing a poem is too much brain power for landon
>>219023582she's the plant, she's actually bongo's mother and is 53 years old.
JD might not be a literal homosexual but he's still a huge faggot.He's reddit in human form.
>>219023561retard, aesthetics is in reference to Zyzz, you should kill yourself know nothing faggot
>>219023592
>>219023594uh, sure bud
>>219023575you realize people that liked famous house dont like it because of the big brother aspects they like it to see the surprise of the normies they tricked dumbass
>>219023027bashir vs vance when?
happy birthday emma!
>>219023597he's build for real nigga shit not some gay ass poems
>>219023502You are saying that not far underneath a post of JD's aftermarket mecha torso.
>>219023577would be super funny if you poured that on somebody at the mall like real life fart tank
ribs corn and salad for supperwatching krullgot wwe 2k25 cheap on switch 2 so playing thatfinishing resident evil 6 latergooning to angelina polivkrapova's buttholemight watch fishtank if anything remotely interesting ever happens again
TWO cakes?!
>>219023476It's just one guy I like talking to 2 fucking retards who liked the flippy prequel combat. They don't have anything to add to the conversation, their viewpoint is just "normalfag" and "redditor". Rare case where JD seemed more switched on than Drake, at least.
ITT: your face when mints
>>219023605Zyzz is also a gay retard
>>219023597tb h, it is difficult writing a poem for someone you dont give a shit about/know much about
They didn’t do anything like this for Payton’s birthday. Instead they locked her in a hotel room for 16 hours then kicked her.
Throw her cakes on the ground
Vance didn't drop the cake :)
OMG A SMASH IT TTS ITS SOOOO FUNNY
>>219023624One doesn't have lard for Bashir
>>219023627
don’t drop it vance you cocksucker
>>219023629was*
>>219023616JD doesn't pretend to workout, he also gassed less than Sam while boxing lol
>>219023632they raped her for 16 hoursshe got a birthday creampie
You can tell JD is torn between throwing the cake on the floor for his mission and the prospect of eating some delicious cakeLike I'd trade a doordash for birthday cake every time
>>219023632They're praying for the other fish to fuck with her, but none of the fish want to.
>>219023650Jimmycoded post
>>219023629>gay maybe>retardnah, he had it pretty figured out
>>219023121Sam is really going full fucking artist guy with this shit isn’t he. Oh yeah Sam, I’m sure if you went back and spoke to Knoxville and Steve-O back in the early 2000’s they’d be chomping at the bit to talk to you about showcasing and embracing their vitality, and not just that they were pumped full of substances and fucking around for fun. Christ this fucking retconning of things to make them “spiritual” is the most pretentious shit.
>my favorite memory of emma is when she was crying and we sang crazy frog and comforted her
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I fucking love when Bongo does her stupid "slurpslurpslurp" licking her lips bit
i fucking HATE these twins closeup shots of their faces. they look like they have foul breath
>>219023651they need to stop fucking using fake worthless money as rewards.
GO GO NONTENT RANGERSGO GO NONTENT RANGERSFUCKING STUPID NONTENT RANGERS
>>219023679my favorite memory of emma is when she was crying
https://youtu.be/wKrBqkJQgIgBuckley the Dragon
>>219023650Birthday creampie for Emma! Don't care who from as long as he's white and it's live on camera! (You can tell she wants it so bad too)
>Bam didn't even show up todayEven he knows this show is worthless
erm i love vicky
holy based a giant vape
Bingo and Bongo look like you'd find them in some random Anglo-Saxon village in the 9th century.
>>219023611how do you know why other people liked something? you people are so stupid
>>219023616
>>219023673him dying young was the best thing for his legacy, imagine Zyzz at 40
They are stealing Emma's life energy
>>219023632
>this is epic
Dear godA super vape??
So it's just birthday for the nontent girl huh
Reminder that Bingo and Bongo are 26 years old, but are so developmentally arrested from being sexually abused that they can do nothing but sit around all day unless they are given preschool games to play.If you simp for them you ARE a pedophile of the highest caliber, on the level of Mr. Naked, and you SHOULD be barred from having ANY contact with children.
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decent present for something made from housetrash
>>219023651you can't throw your cake and eat it too
>There's one more thing Landon actually prepared a poem for you>*instant expression of misgivings and doubt*
>>219023724They really expected JD to fuck with her when he has no reason to do so and no reward for doing it, they're fucking retarded.
>>219023644>JD doesn't pretend to workoutBroYou are comparing pre-roids basedbody Sam to a 'BUILD YOUR OWN' GAY MECH FROM ARMORED CORE.HOW ARE YOU TYPING?
>>219023719
>>219023727Were they abused? Thought they were just retarded
>>219023675It's not about what they thought it was at the time, it's about the meaning of it to others. Jackass probably was just drug fiends having fun, but that doesn't mean the result is just as empty. Meaning can exist without the intention to create it.
>>219023713good, Bingo needs it more
Fuck, this boring ass show killed off all the hatewatchersDon't leave me :(
>>219023710
>>219023745yeah they got big time molested by their dad
>>219023727is there a word for simping platonically
>>219023709ok keep crying about season 3 all day then faggot
> Landon writing poetry
>>219023713Bongo really is a fat pig
>I'm not really good at mix and matching words
>>219023727
>>219023691Instead of having Power Rangers' awesome guitar solo, they get this:https://youtu.be/2MI-_jWAmlE&t=19
vape naysh
really more of a speech than a poemTelling him it doesn't need to rhyme gave him too much latitude
I hate the happy birthday song so much. Terrible song by itself even if you ignore how overplayed it is and that it's sung by retards with no tone.What a dogshit song contaminating every birthday in the world for the past 100 years
What is it with 20 something year old americans and vaping? are they all addicted? it is truly baffling how almost every fish loves sucking on those things
JD do something
>>219023756Welcome to season 2 territory! Enjoy your eventual migration to /bant/
>>219023697that keyboard challenge killed any interest he had left
>>219023745You think aids grows on trees, nigga?
jd pussied out on his misson?
>>219023757lmau
SOMEONE PIERCE THE BATTERY IN THE SUPERVAPE SO IT BECOMES A SUPER CHEMICAL BOMB
>>219023749pristine and pulsating
>>219023779He is gonna eat now
>>219023545Post the webm to wsg and I will
>>219023770i thought he said minmaxxing
>JD cutting a tiny slice and completely fucked up the cake
>>219023745They’re retarded and they were molested.
>>219023505Posting it over and over again won’t make you any less kwabbed Mints
JD's gonna make his move any minute now right?
>>219023778they're gross i like cigarettes
>>219023787why would he even do it?
>>219023806any second
FACT:>mr naked probably did nothing wrong.>90% of the discordfags in here have probably >said worse as a joke in their own little discords the virtue signalling from jet (who manipulated a girl in high school to drop out to lick his asshole) is crazy
>>219023575>>219023575bro you really don't get it. the thing could be rigged to hell and back, that if it's actually entertaining, people will be fine with it, it will be part of the gimmick. But what we are seeing here is......... nothing. there is nothing happening. no fake challenges, no pillowtalk moments, no chaos, no scheming, nothing.
>JD didn't immediately kamikaze the cakelame
>>219023619Die nigger
>>219023787what is his mission?
>>219023745They were raped their whole life like every other girl on fishtank
Why am I watching this at the moment?
>>219023778I wonder if people were saying this back when everyone smoked.
i need a vicky gf so bad it hurts bros
>>219023806It's her birthday week, so he's still got some time.
>>219023801Birthday retard cock for Emma!
>>219023824uh oh simmonscord pedos are raiding
>>219023827>a fat kid will ruin cake before he eats itretard:fire:Click to react:100:Click to react:kissing_closed_eyes:Click to reactAdd ReactionEditForwardMore[4:13 PM]Friday, March 27, 2026 4:13 PM
>>219023816he's about to do it, keep watching
>>219023831you tell me
this fucking pig barging through to get the chocolate cake before she can even offer it to anybody, total JD death
operation ruin emma's birthday: status?
I forgot this show was on. How is it being received?
>>219023505There's a saying in Japan that goes:きさまはおかまやろう
>>219023778>is nicotine addictive???
>>219023772disassociated raped face kino
They gave them two cakes to let JD destroy one
>nontent girl's birthday is the most boring day in fishtank historyfitting
JD fucking SUCKS
>>219023851its :fire: :100: :kissing_closed_eyes:
>>219023824doesn't matter what mr naked did. matters what people believe he did. it's real in the minds of the masses
jd is too much of a simp faggot to do anything to emma
>>219023851fans are giving mixed reviews to season 5
>>219023851it's tied with season 2 honestly.
really hoping Vance blows Baqueer's shit out or last minute swaps with Sam who shows up to do it. Because Baqueer doesn't believe Christ is the son of God
>>219023778Nigger Nina isn't capable of thinking.
Goodbye /ftl/
>>219023843>retard>:fire:>Click to react>:100:>Click to react>:kissing_closed_eyes:>Click to react>Add Reaction>Edit>Forward>More>[4:13 PM]Friday, March 27, 2026 4:13 PM
This is so gayStart jokerposting again
>>219023784> :D> : o
>>219023828mimimimimimmimimimimi
>>219023827Forgoing cake AND pissing off all the other fish in exchange for some subway is just not a good deal.
>>219023873NOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE!!!! COME BACK
>>219023856they should just smoke cigarettes it's less gay
>>219023871Are you still crying, mints? Why don't you sub in for him?
Did Bam even appear today?
jd likes emma way too much hes a pussy he would have done it to any other fish
>>219023875so grim even jokerposter dipped
SUCIDE HEHEHEHEHEH SUCIDE HEHEHEHEHE NOTENT SHOW
>>219023627This is my favourite webm of the series. An appropriate amount of shock and repulsion at the idea of anyone being accused of losing to Mints.
>>219023824personally i think all of you just need to be taught that all this behavior is wrong by physical means. then go on and live your life and do the right thing because its genuinely not hard to do the right thing. and you dont have to be a moralfag to accept that. you just have to not be a fuckin retard.
>>219023851season 2 vibes except it looks ugly and the cast has no self inserts
>>219023712I can picture him shilling meme coins
>>219023890idk i just woke up
I like FriendtankI like thisI like when things are pleasant and everyone's getting alongI don't care if you don't like itI don't care if you don't like that I like itIt's nice and I like when things are nice
>>219023710https://www.reddit.com/user/0mniZer0/Wow. You're really a weird gay slavic pedo cunt aren't ya?Last time I assume an anti-wigger poster isn't a gay russian shotacon furry.
>>219023875
can someone let me know when the new freeloader shows up? thanks
>>219023904Best to ever do it.
it's funny that they literally served JD his golden opportunity and he didn't react to it, but, to be fair to JD, production has been stopping them from doing a lot of shit, so he probably is afraid to ruin a planned production bit after the boxing match and the giant keyboard
Why is she like this?
>>219023851good elimination days lots of slog to get there.
>>219023873Let's just make it clear that you walked, and we want you back!
they're never gonna get any ideas are they
>>219023871mints you dont believe in Christ either, you fucking brony faggot
Real S2 dead hours
>>219023850He pissed in the cake
when does alexis show up
>>219023918sure man I'll shoot you a text
>>219023890i don't know sorry
it's funny Sam is an antisemite when he's fundamentally so semitisedshow him some Greek and Roman mythology and he'd kvetch about it like a rabbi because it's not centered around Yehova
>emma is putting a price on her feetPUMP EMMA
>>219023910Based love and life enjoyer
>>219023824my friends and i were the typical "supp muhh nigga" and wearing a klan hood for a costume day as a joke kinda guys....laughed hard remembering that lmaoand i still never felt comfortable at making pedo jokes
>>219023933good post
SEND HER IN
>>219023921Bitter bitch lmao
>>219023885cigarettes stink and cost 10+ dollars a pack
>>219023921Right?
>>219023921jealous emma didn't have to go on the retard sam hyde torture show to find a guy who loves her
It's funny how the wiggers are doing literally nothing and probably crying in the basement that they asked JD to do something and he didn't.
>>219023910no dude, you don't get it, it needs to turn in to torture chamber live and someone needs to shit in a diaper and eat poop while, throw boliing water into them, actually hurt them, yeah I LOVE TORTURE TANK
>>219023921another poopleigh trvke has hit fishtank observer
>>219023879true id rather have the cake they need to offer more or tell him making content will help him win
Bingo likes cake
>>219023914you're not making any sense
>>219023910fuck you kys
>FOR OUR NEXT TRICK, WE ASKED JD TO RUIN EMMA'S BIRTHDAY, AND HE DIDN'T!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>219023904angie my beloved
>>219023904>doesnt show herself in bikinis on stream anymore>doesnt show feet anymoreI have cooled off on angieIt was a good run though
vance and mints both ducking bashir this is pathetic, im starting to think allah is more powerful than christ
>>219023851Honestly very bad. Viewers and the fish hate production.>production interrupts director camera to say they hate the fans and won't listen to them>continues to listen to twitter and seethe>does gay bits like running 20 ads in a minute to spite the audience>fish acts like a drunk piece of shit on drunk piece of shit night and gets sucker punched by ben>jet seethes about a fish accusing him of bringing in girls to be his cocksleeve, fights the guy, ends up bleedingOverall it's a massive humiliation ritual for anyone involved.
>>219023910kys RIGHT NOW
No one gives a fuck about their secret missions lmao
JD wrote "Emma gay" in her card, totally owned her.
can production just tell them to stop being fucking boring already this sucks. Its almost half over
>>219023945easily the hottest babe to ever appear on fishtank, yet faggots are spending thousands in simpbucks to ogres like mizzy and stinx. GRIM!
>>219023873>Thank you fishtanklive>Fishtanklive?!>Yeah. Cause the show is called fishtank and its live.>Oh yeah.
>>219023945I was so down bad for alexis that particular season, I have a folder full of webms of alexis giant ass
>>219023027Beth is so fking hot..... if I were in fishtank I'd be staring at her the whole time, drooling like a neandethal
>>219023910>>219023942>>219023962Friendtank is nice but only as a contract to Hell House.Yin and Yang.
>>219023921nontent emma's still more likeable than tayleigh
So there’s no twist? They’re just gonna let her have a fun little birthday party?
>flips cake>"production told me to"
>>219023980can't wait till she grows some dignity imo
who the fuck gets a fly as a tattoo
>dude look at the twins eating cake they’re so heckin’ #wholesomeFuck Friendtank
Alright, Jet can fuck this nontent bitch in the basement now, I'm over it.
>>219023942idk i like when love and life prevails when its hell
>>219024006They actually thought JD would do anything, his epic prank was getting Emma to fuck with Bashir for him.
>>219024009stinky girls
>>219024009ITS A CICADA YOU FUCKING TROON
>>219023851production is so lazy and totally bitched by the cast that it revived jokerposting
jet has a really good freeloader coming just wait 2 days
>>219023778Vapes replaced cigs.Nicotine is an unironically beneficial nootropic, butt more importantly it feels good, and vapes taste good, and nicotine is a highly addictive substance even in normal cigarette form where you get like 2mg of nicotine from a cig. The salt nicotine disposable vapes they use are like concentrated to 40-60mg of nicotine.The oldhead vape technology that was popular but more niche back in the day before Juul and other variants came along, which uses freebase e-liquid instead of salt nicotine, top out at concentrations of like 12mg.Just like with modern weed, everything is so much more concentrated.
>>219023862did he had to throw it at her or something? or just throw it?
>so... uh... do this thing that will make everyone hate you and we'll give you 10 worthless fake dollars wiggers are retarded
>>219023873What? You are leaving? But why?
you can tell tayleigh genuinely thinks she’s some sort of legend of the retard poop show
>>219024018You'll be here for the next 3 weeks tho
>>219024009bugs and leaves and shit were good dumb girl tattoo aesthetics within the last decade or so
>>219024006brother it's only 5pm, the good stuff happens when everybody is sleeping.
>>219024009cicada is rebirth bro
>>219023824 This isn’t another Simmons thing, guy just admitted to touching a 3 year old and it wasn’t at all presented as a joke
>>219024009yo this bitch fucks bugs
>>219024009people like emma really shouldnt have tattoos
Reminder they don't know there's no more bullet eliminationJD has no incentive to ruin anything
>>219024040What does it matter if the others hate you? Making production like you is better since they’ll rig it.
bingo's scalp vs frank's condiments
>>219023921Remember all the times stuff was happening in Season and then you would flip to the bunk bed cam and tay was alone crocheting and not even the tts wanted to talk to her? Because that was every single day in season 2.
>today's content was giving Emma a birthday cake
>>219024009>>219024027>>219024029>>219024046>>219024050She bears the mark of Beelzebub.
>>219023996feel free to share
>>219023910>>219023942This shit sucks
>>219024036thankyou chatgpt saar
boring show fuck you jet this is not fun to watch
The only things Emma has done on the show is scrape her knee and give fuck me eyes to James Drake 24/7Fucking thing SUCKS
>>219023996Her tits weren't bad either
I think Jet prefers the show when it is friendtank
>WHY WON'T JD RUIN LONGHOUSE EMMA'S BIRTHDAY FOR HALF THE COST OF AN ENERGY DRINK
>>219023871Ben wrote this post btw
im so bored im staring at the wall but im still not bored enough to watch fishtank
>>219023851Viewers are describing it as "kino" which is an esoteric latin term meaning they want to have sex with retarded women.
Emma why the fuck would you do that
>>219023778The anti-smoking lobby actually did manage to convince the public at large that smoking is gross but this only benefited (and was probably partially prompted by) the vape industry
Emma's a whore....
>>219024040It's for a footlong + cookie doordash combo, retard
Emma’s feet were already on camera days ago
>>219023910Kill yoirself
>>219024009a frog
VANCEWHEREARE YOUYOU FUCKING NIGGER DO YOUR JOB
ZAMN she was a foot slut the whole time!
>No cameraman for thisGRIM
>>219024084Jet prefers the show when he's on screen doing bits that nobody thinks is funny
>>219024036Nicotine gives me a massive nausea. Even 3MG subs and vapes. I wish I could handle it because it’s a much better vice than booze. I can suck down liquor like nothing.
It's funny how the wiggers are too busy planning to beat up the one fish doing anything right now to even care about this shit.
>vance refuses to record pick me feet shitgeg
>>219024078She's intensely eyefucked the cameras plenty too
>>219024009satanist dogwhistle. but that's a cicada, representing rebirth
IM FUCKING GOONINGCAPTAIN CHUNJ IS DRAD
>>219024078she gave fuck me eyes to the camera though which is me and you
EMMA W! EMMA W!
>>219024078She is serving her CAKE to DRAKE!
>>219023921it's a called a birthday you sore bitch lmao
omg she's so crazy
>cucks to the fetish freaks on her own birthday after doing nothing for 14 days straightnigga what
>>219023921Honestly I kept this a secret butDFC>TayleighThat's how much Tayleigh sucks
kys footfags
AYO HOL UP YOU TELLIN ME THIS NIGGA AINT FIXNA FINNA EVER ATE A STRAWBERRY?
>>219024133not everything is a dogwhistle man some of this shit is just tumlr pinterest clipart
>>219024108Scoring some coke so he can go into the fight with Bashir at max power
>>219024094>the vape industry>owned by the tobacco industry
VANCE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
>>219024150damn ab looks fucked
This is so disgusting knowing she smells like actual dogshit
If you were Drake, and you were carrying away the plates of emma's footcake right now. Could you have resisted taking a little nibble? Knowing that it's on camera and TTS will tell everyone and everyone will know? But it's right there. Emma's footgrime, in the cake.
>>219024147>Spent her 23rd stepping on cake so fat retards could cumWew
emmas bf status?
>>219023980>Has been fucking one of her orbiters for the past week instead of streaming New binx?
>mfw this bullshit is happening
>>219024162btw, nobody ever said this
>>219024150cant tell if AB or claire
feet suck i wanna see those holes
So did JD ruin her birthday?
>>219024136She has really nice feet
>>219024165listen, man. you need to kys
could barely see anything, this show sucks
>missing the shot of the seasonjust why
>emma barefoot>steps in cake>no ptz>no cameramangrim
>Burts birthday>DPOS happens>Paytons birthday >she gets locked in a hotel room and not allowed to eat for 16 hours then eats the elimination chocolate >Emmas birthday >Heres a cake and a super vape :) Happy birthdayHow is this more coddled than S3?
>>219024155no but it really is. beelzebub n shit
tayleigh's bf's best friend is a fat crossdresser reddit gooner who he took on their date to pizza hut
i can smell that fetid stench across my screen
>>219024188He got her to mess with Bashir, who doesn't even know yet. Epic prank!
>>219024036>it feels goodthe first time I smoked a cigarette I felt physically ill and wanted to throw up. I don't mind fucking up my liver on alcohol though.
IS THETTSON
bingo is beautiful
>>219024195You literally cannot see them
>>219024165I would dash to closet cam and eat the whole thing with a grin, knowing I have now won the show
>>219024195How can you tell from that image?
>>219024150who is DFC?
>>219024158They compete for supplies, like how the milk and cheese industries both rely on dairy, who in turn compete for cows with the meat industry and so on
jd immediately going back on his opinion the moment bash questions him lmaohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774645625455749.mp4
>>219024221I could on the big screen
>>219024120weed pushes drinking for me. But cigs and drinking go hand in hand. Cigs won't push away your need to drink.
>>219024233
>>219024205they get off on coddling nontent girls, i dont know why because half the audience loves it too so its not like they are making them seethe
post yfw this season
why does /ftl/ hate frank so much? he's always kinobreak the friendtank and rape those fucking twins already
feet aren’t attractive
production has completely given up on this show
>>219024255his schtick is tired
>>219024253
>>219023824literally had a black eye from soliciting in a kids playground and told the guy that punched him one of the neighbors wanted to sue for him hanging around their son
>>219024256finally, a normal person here
>>219024257They've tried nothing, and they're completely out of ideas.
time for beer this is boring as hell
>>219024257jet is booking a lake house as we speak
>>219024220Imagine raping her and ripping that boil off with your teeth
suckin' on that cock
>>219024255>he's always kinoHe got buckbroken. He's worthless trash now.
>>219024257we're dry running the streamer house this season
>>219024268Yeah because Emma’s fun wholesome bday is riveting
anyone have the pic of bongo doing a retarded thumbs up in confessional?
>>219024210I remember this, and if I also remember a Brazilian bant poster sent gay dudes to his grandmas house.
>>219023910It doesn't mean shit when it's not directly following hellishness. It's soulless. You sound like Jet who wants a 24/7 friend simulator and complains about le bad vibes.
>>219024255he takes pleasure in the suffering of innocents, pretty sure that makes him evil
>>219024256It’s a primal things but I don’t really understand it either I’m more of an anal guy
feet
I wonder if Bingo and Bongo have ever played Shower With Your Dad Simulator
>>219024257Too busy in the basement trying to figure out how they can cheat and really hurt Bashir. Putting metal in the gloves as we speak.
>>219024255Because Frank never mixes it up and it's always the same pooptank shit.
Now that Clavicular is going to prison, Jetfrey Nepstein has to be next.
>>219024268It’s not more tired than whatever is happening currently.
Dead show.
>>219024255the moment he steps in, james drake is out
>>219024201>>219024204apologize.
>>219024253Need the webm of him walking away with a look of pure confusion and contempt on his face
>>219023986>jet seethes about a fish accusing him of bringing in girls to be his cocksleeve, fights the guy, ends up bleedinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhF5vSyhAEIlmao
>>219024313Sounds about right. Are they not worried about accidentally giving him the wrong gloves though?
>>219024256they're stinky and dirty and like a less graceful, clumsy version of hands. I'll never understand what footfags find attractive about them.
>>219023492I think I see maybe one payton post every three threads.
>>219024255frank will just be beth except more violent and jet will just reduce anytime something happens
ahahuuhaugfha I hate the show, I keep watching HHGHGH I have down syndrome ahahughgahu spider man marvel avengers
>>219023910Why don't you just watch the regular Big Brother?
>>219024309yummy and cummy
>>219024324Remember all the times Simbal attacked Frank? That’s going to be James Drake.
>>219024270Bam didn't even show up today lol.
>>219024293
>>219024274I wish to copulate...
>>219024256gay
OMG THEY ARENT BEATING EMMA UP THAT MEANS SHE IS CODDLED AAAAAAHHHH I HATE WOMEN IM LOSING MY MIIINDDDD AAAAAHHHHHlisten to yourselves
this is the last straw. there was literally nothing else to look forward to this season the one reason to do all that and they missed it
>>219024274This made vgr shit and piss and cum in his pants
>>219024368pipe down beth
IT’S HIS EX WIFE
>>219024353Did I post this earlier, because it sounds exactly like me
what are they up to...
>>219024205>emma so worthless her top trait is vaping so they made her a vape pinataholy grim
>>219024368She does nothing
>>219024360always fucked me off that they kept stopping him
>>219024362>Bam didn't even show up today lol.because they brought on a pedophile for an hour
There is officially a dead fish in the confessional tank.Bad omen for the rest of the season. Also,, will animal control show up for fish? This is obviously animal abuse but idk if they will actually show up for fish.
its the james drake show
what is it?
It's his GF or some shit.
Every Drake bit getting the inspirational music is a great bit
James Drake is getting kicked!
>>219023994alexis is fucking hideous. non-whites love disgusting bogged white whores though>OMG SAAR WHITE WOMAN
>>219024326cake. is. content. simple as
>>219024353You're not special
>>219024368yup that's me
his gf?
oh my god
holy gums
>>219024368Shut the fuck up, you lame fag
HOLY GUMS
GUMBY
she’s hot
I was shipping Drake and Emma wtf do you mean they both have partners
13 days of 24/7 multicam exposure and the one defining personality trait we've learned about emma is that she likes a vape
drake won
This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Holy shit this is so fucking gay FRIENDTANK until the end
GUMMY
Look what I found, /ftl/
James "Brian Maloney" Drake
What’s the joke here?
>where are the girls>her daduhhh, james is a cuck?
>it's time to deploy the tactical reformed tradwife
dude.
>>219024009stupid zoomer cunts
BRUH WTF
>>219024238lmaoreminds me of the time he was bullying and pushing landon, went and grabbed a leftover burger to throw it at him, then he saw bashir walk in and he put it back on the plate and pretended he was just sitting
they dont even bring on emma bf????? well hopefully this doesnt make drake leave
>They are so committed to the Brian vs Cole bit, this brian gets to fuck his girlfriend on the show too.Impressive.
AWWWWW <3
aw
>vance you in here?>...yeahheh
>It's Drake's gf not Emma's bflame
say thank you
>and then we bring on his mentally stable girlfriend
Wow this is retarded
Holy shitalso CK nontent arc pt.2
>where are the girls?>with their daddrakebros....
>>219024429>>219024436FEM CHARLIE KIRK???
He's so uncomfortable about his wife being in the house
it really is friend tank now
>>219024429she should beat up emma for trying to take her man
dude
>>219024425>>219024430>>219024431Fuck I didn't notice until you said it
2 weeks without sex. How did the drake handle it?
Where's this bit meant to go? Bringing on their loved ones? That only worked for Alex B, CK/Brian was a fucking BUST
CUTE
SHES FAT LOL
>>219024442Thats fair
She got those Bobby Peru gums
james drakes hot milf girlfriend has arrived
We doing the CK shit again? Except somehow even more boring?
why did they do this?
OH MY GOD FUCK THIS SEASON
james drake is the dad that stepped up
GUMS GUMS GUMS GUMS GUMS GUMS
She doesn't seem crazy... yet?
Was this the reaction they were expecting?
>>219024475that's his gfand he has kids?
Emma's gonna be fucking crushed, bros...
i'm gonna have a panic attack
BRIAN AND CK 2.0FUCK THIS GAY RELATIONSHIP TRASH
>>219024475>IM THE ONE WHO STEPPED UP
>compared to season 3
Damn, James Drake with the..... simpable mid?
Bingo is back in her NEET cocoon. Another 14 hour nap is coming for our princess.
this is not gonna be good
We're always going to be alone, /tv/
KEK BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>219024490I didn't think that was physically possible
>James never gets hassled >James never threatened to be eliminated>James gets to hang out with his girlfriend on the show
It's over for the dragon, he's completely out of the headspace.
>DRAKE DATING A WOMAN WITH KIDSGRIM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE>GUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSEGUMMZ HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE
>where are the girls>they're dead>oh
>>219024368You have to admit it would be funny to see someone beat her up and send her flying around the room though
>Her name is CarolinaKEK
>it's coddle james drake day.... againjust fucking end it
She's really pretty, shame about that tooth-to-gum ratio.I almost feel bad about what's in store for her.
>>219024475RIPPERONI a cuck
This might actually be the worst thing they've ever done.
>this is a looksmatched couple in 2026
how's is this not a massive buff? at least ck was mentally insane
>the freeloader that jet said is “kinda fucked up” is just james drake’s girlfriend that he’s in a happy relationship with
>THEN... I'LL BRING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE HER KISS HIM!
>>219024533huhhhu???????
Whatever happens with her is gonna suck
THE DAD THAT STEPPED UP
>>219024475>>219024509>>219024516>>219024520>>219024533James Drake is finished
>>219024425>>219024430>>219024431>>219024501I think the gummy smile is kinda hot ngl
can we just keep bar ptz trained on the twins i am literally just not going to watch if there is not a cam on the twins
>>219024475Huge aura loss
>>219024537we already saw this multiple times, i guess you forgot
TLP
Now we know why James Drake is chewing gum all the time.
>she's totally normalI don't get it
the awkward air
SHUT UP ITLL BE TOTALLY KINO I SWEAR APOLOGIZE
>it's a brian and CK rerunI have officially given up on S5
GUMS better be her StoX
>>219023778I like both. Vapes are zero calorie candy cigarettes are cool and sexy. I love big tobacco I wish I could work for them
Another production cum bunny?
This is going to turn everyone against James Drake right
>>219024521The way Alex just cowers and doesn't try to help is really depressing
>>219024533You don't have many options when dating in your 30s.
I'm sure this single mother hyper normie freeloader will be loads of fun....
will this cuck content with james drake or turn him into more content?
hottie
it just gets worse
She’s hot Good for drake I’d fuck her silly
>GUMS GUMS GUMS GUMS
>>219024533He's also a divorceeGood luck dating someone around the same age as you at 36 without kids
tts is so fucking savage
a janitor recommended my post to a mod to be banned ;_;
He's the dad that stepped up
APOLOGIZE
bam, jet and ben have a crush on james drake and want ti see him fuck.
>>219024457lmfao i didn't catch that one
>>219024475NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jet said this was supposed to be fucked up
>>219024580No, they're all retarded.
>>219024544yeah sorry she's not a high schooler anon
>OH JAMES, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU...>IT'S YOUR LOVING, MENTALLY STABLE GIRLFRIEND!!!>AAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>>219024559How did you feel about Charlie Kirk?
>>219024566PUFFY!
>>219024293fh getting mogged is funny too tho, it's all funnys3 frank had me kekking
worst 48 hours in fishtank history?
im gonna go out on a limb and she she's not gonna have ck's energy
>Goran misses Brian so much he tries to recreate ck
>twins don’t even care and just walk off to read their love letterBased
unlike the previous two freeloaders, you can't just go back on this one
>>219024436His gf has a great face, but she should get surgery to keep her lip down closer by her teeth
drake is so happy to see her :)
what i'll be watching tonight instead of fishslop
>>219024579Gum bunny*
This feels retarded in a way that's going to lead to nothing of interest, a new foid for the longhouse, how fun
Sex with Taylor, sex with Claire, sex with Emma.
this is their way of forcing james out
gums is probably thinking.. woah this emma girl is even greasier in person
>she’s a pedo
as long as james drakes step kids are white im alright with it
>>219024606this is so uncomfortable to watch, I love it though because james drake is done after this
>>219024617oh god oh no lol she was hideous
>>219024580He covers his face with a plushie like a 6 year old kid seeing daddy beat mommy.
>>219024611not into men, sorry.
hehehe gums
JAMES WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
>>219024530HELLHOUSE
LANDON CONFIRMED FUCKING JD'S BITCH IN 29 MINUTES
>>219024574Brian and CK was more kino because he fucked Trish in the closet a week before she showed up and she turned out to be a complete schizo junkie
>>219023824He admitted to fingering a 3 year old dude. I agree that pedo witch hunts are out of control, but he genuinely deserves to be beaten. Wiggers fucked up not fighting him before they left if they wanted to beat someone up and be praised
>>219024598Taylor looking ruff
I'm married and have a child on the way if anyone wanted to know
>>219024549kek
She looks hot. Will they fuck?
>>219024624this is gayer than watching fishtank
>>219024475oh noooooo
>they refuse to switch to Vance's camera so we can see her gumskek
>>219024626Ok that’s funny
>She's good looking>Seems totally normal>Their relationship seems healthyGenuinely what was production's thought process? I don't get it
>>219024640CK is beautiful
>>219024585itll turn him against the wiggers again with all the tts bullying against his wife/gf
>there are people watchign this dumb normie shit instead of the twinsyou people are crazy
OMG SHES STAYING SHE BROUGHT A BAG
>>219024624same, but damn am I getting sick of 8 hours of phil/jeremy… i want more mr morrow focus
>>219024519Bringing CK in was only interesting because Brian and Trish were basically hooking up. Drake hasn't done anything unfaithful, so this is just stupid and pointless.
>>219024150she has a symmetrical face
PPVNIGGERS FIX THE FUCKING CAMS I DON'T WANNA USE THE YT PLAYLIST
>>219024664Vance is completely worthless because he's still so rattled about maybe losing to Bashir, so he can't work out how to use the camera.
>>219024634tf you mean?
>>219024626lmao
>>219024441My precious
>the bit was james cucking emma on her birthday
>>219024630why would production want him out
She’s hot you guys are fucked
>>219024666trust the plan
>>219024584It truly is amazing how women can be so attractive.... truly looksmaxxed
>>219024679No shit. Why would they have paid to fly her all the way out there?
>>219024678ppv only has director cam i'm slitting my wrists
this really sucks
>simping for a girl who's bf you have no chance againstoooooh grimmy
>>219024669hopefully that would be a good arc. he better stay though and this not be a alex b situation bc that is a total content cuck
>>219024624I don't find these guys funny but I do appreciate that they forced idubbz to be a lolcow
Why do the ugliest people comment about normal people's appearances? You're all neckbeard wretches
>>219024624based>>219024680>we get mr. morrow>its like 5 mins at the end of an ep after 30 hrs of phil and jer
>>219024696Was that the bit? To make Emma even more down and nontent than previously?
new>>219024608>>219024608>>219024608
What is the funniest possible outcome from this decision?
>>219024624fuck i been missing the 'sino lately
>Jet bringing the guy's gf on to signal Drake is unavailable, so Jet himself would have an easier time picking up the groupiesso conniving
>>219024627>new foid for the longhouseshe gets 50k if a man wins, you retard
>>219024683Also their relationship was failing and CK was a psycho. This is just a normal couple
>>219024708alex b's fat wife and family didnt stay in the house you really smart fishtank observer
>>219024712Bros support bros faggot
>>219024624200 viewers max
>>219024397Someone tweet the deas fish to steveo. He needs to come save Bam and the fish
>>219024716besides the gums she is the best looking girl they have had on, maybe ever
>>219024723the only thing I can legitimately think of is bringing an ex of his.
>>219024717exactly
>>219024741>CAROLINE YOU GOT A PLUUUUUUUUUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219024757would be insane if they got the ex-wife in
>>219024624kiwitranny alert!
>>219024594How do you know that? Is that a new thing? I've only ever been banned right away.
>>219024628this
Nothing wrong with single moms if you decide you wanna keep it just dump the kids on her parents and move away. If you get tired of the single mom just dip no real reason to though you can just cheat on them all you want and they can't do shit but worship you/go back to their shitty kids they abandoned.
>>219024624I’ll probably watch this as well, kinda tired of hearing about quarterpounder though
>>219024624as opposed to /ftl/ trannies?
>>219024746lol they get like double the amount of views fishtank does
>>219024594Which one was it
>>219025122it didn't say>>219024885i tried to post and it gave a warning link and the link just said a janitor recommended it to a mod for banning, and to wait 15 minutes to post.
>>219024680tonight is going to be a big idubbbz episode
>>219024788heh
