How does this affect you or your life in any way?Its a story in the x files universe with 2 agents who has some melanin in their skin. people of color exist in the FBI and law enforcement. I can name literally a thousand Tv shows with white only leads or partners. If millions of coloured people can watch and enjoy shows with white leads for the last 50,60 years why cant you have the same emotional intelligence to at least endure it and dare i say enjoy it? seeing all the bitching and crying over this is so sad and pathetic. Life will go on i promise.
Call it something else then, if its a good show it will stand on its own.
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?I am not going to watch it.
>>219025074This is all Coogler can do.
>>219025074It doesn’t affect me which is why I’ve devoted less than 3 minutes cumulatively shitposting about it . Better question is why does the accumulation of random people and bots shitting on something on the internet affect you?
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?i want all poos out of my life and country.
More like Agent Cow Dunger
>>219025074It seems like we’ve been hearing about this for like two years at this point. When the fuck are they actually going to film this nebulous pilot episode?
>>219025074I'm not one of those people that normally seethes at race-blind casting, like the tards melting down over HP, but this?Genuinely DOATrue incompetence.
>>219025161its in the same rich explored universe as the show. its not retelling the same story and characters. This guy isnt Mulder. jfc >>219025224no one cares enough to bot here. its just so funny seeing yall get so fucking triggered over it like 300 threads about the same thing
Indian PR is at an all time low and half the population sees black woman being casted as DEI, and they are a combo that has no chemistry with each other whatsoever (indians are megaracist towards black people and viceversa). Its just an overall disaster in casting.
>>219025074What's with the AI-generated image? Isn't there any genuine promotional material out for this stupid bullshit yet?
>The XX Fileswhat did they mean by this?
>>219025420> no one cares enough to bot hereClanker lies
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?It doesn't since I'm not going to watch it
More slop that was be cancelled after 1 season
>>219025074ngl im so buckbroken that i dont even care about niggers anymore but a jeet is just so offensive to my eyescan they just stick to niggers, indians are so gross looking
India and Africa already have their own media. They don't need to subvert White culture.
>>219025648>blackwash old thing to launder money>cancel it after 1 season because the people you explicitly told it wasn't for didn't watch it (they must be racist)>repeat
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?Im not watching this trash
>>219025807Yeah... you will.
>how does this effect you chud!!!>it bombs>WHY DIDNT YOU WATCH IT CHUDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhEkbC9JmI
>>219025074Wont even pirate it lol.
>>219025074>here's show you liked when you were younger>but brownthe backlash is because it has no selling point beyond diverse leads. What will this do differently to the OG? Why should I care about these literal whos?
this whole situation reminds me of when they tried to revive the twilight zone, a beloved series, so should be simple, but they had jordan peele at the helm and the stories were all woke rot, so no one but me even remembers it. it of course got canceled
>>219025074The public were more trusting of federal agents in the 90s, not having personally been impacted by their shenanigans unless they were targeted people in the previous decades (or Waco, lel.) In 2026, pretending feds aren't perceived as serving an administrative state far and long before the tax slaves, is tone-deaf. That this pretense is done through the "critic-proof 'non-whites are in charge of federal power/agency now'" is delusional. The predatory big government that never has to pass financial audits still stands. You may say lots of cop and medical shows are rebooted, what makes this different? Bc the maker intends his own work to be pro-truth and justice, the real historical truth -- THIS TIME BY ALIGNING WITH A BIG CENTRAL GOVERNMENT THAT IS FRAUGHT WITH CORRUPTION AND CONSPIRED AGAINST THE PUBLIC OVER THE DECADES. Coogler isn't treating this race-swap reboot as light sloppy entertainment, but a step forward for non-whites...by working FOR a corrupt organization that once targeted them heavily in 1960s~80s+?
>The truth is out there about the google play cards madam
>>219025074>it's OK for me to endlessly bitch and cry about the skin color of TV show casts like it's a matter of life and death until studios pander to me but you can't ever have a problem with the skin color of TV show casts because it's just not that big of a deal and life will go on
>>219025074Yes okay but I don't care and shan't be watching
>the vagene is out there
>>219025074Somebody shop this with the N files for this cuck
>>219025074it doesn't appeal to me so I won't watch it. why are you even getting upset about when I'm literally doing nothing?
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?>Its a story in the x files universe with 2 agents who has some melanin in their skin. people of color exist in the FBI and law enforcement.>I can name literally a thousand Tv shows with white only leads or partners. If millions of coloured people can watch and enjoy shows with white leads for the last 50,60 years why cant you have the same emotional intelligence to at least endure it and dare i say enjoy it? seeing all the bitching and crying over this is so sad and pathetic. Life will go on i promise.
>>219025074
Agent Prudoo, this is Agent Laquisha. Please show her the N files archive and get her up to speed. And please, use the toilet we gave you.
>>219026791Libshits suddenly understand the problem with raceswapping when you do it to black characters they like
>>219025817indians and spics are the same/look the same. stop being delusional>>219026393its not a reboot. its just in the same universe
>>219026998>. its just in the same universein the modern era, that's just a soft reboot.
>>219025420> yallbugman detected
>>219025074I'm officially redeeming the X-Files
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?It doesn't. I don't watch communism, but I will be there to laugh like a hyene when it gets cancelled and all the cunts who worked on it become homeless.
>>219025420>its in the same rich explored universe as the show. its not retelling the same story and characters. This guy isnt Mulder. jfcHow does me not watching it affect you?
>>219025817jej
>>219027099kek
>>219025074I'm willing to give it a shot, but I'm not expecting it to be good. I find it particularly troubling that they may be trying to replicate the Mulder and Scully formula, except with a different skin color. Not only that but Coogler has talked about respecting the format of the original show, with some episodes being part of a episodic storyarc, mixed with standalone MOTW. I feel like I should give Coogler the benefit of the doubt, but that's 2 strikes, for me. Third strike would be the announcement that they are dragging Duchovny and Anderson to appear in this as mentors, or informants. If there's one thing I absolutely don't want to see is those characters, now in their 60s, supporting the new leads.
>>219025074Also, in the 2026 context, having a bong play a federal agent from the central government is very tasteless. The imbalance of power between big govt and civilian is huge. Does he understand this, or just acting entitled to play an authority figure raking up debt for the tax slaves cos it's a big role for his resume?
>>219025074I can't watch anything with pajeets in it because they make me nauseous. Ghastly creatures.
>>219025074Isn’t a jeet head of the FBI? And a mudslime is mayor of NYC? But you burgers say Euros are cucks lmao
>>219025074BEST MYSTERRI
it does bother me a bit cause it makes me question how much of it will play into race in the show, are they going to have have side stories about how bad whitey is, are the real invading the whites of history? everything ryan cooler has made plays into race to some extent, i want it to remain a fun dumb alien show
>>219025420>its in the same rich explored universe as the show. its not retelling the same story and characters. This guy isnt Mulder. jfc
>>219025074doesn't effect me i guess since im not gonna watch it but there is zero chance of it being good
>>219025817Based beaner.
Why are they still trying the race swaps and hamfisted woke shit? It's a proven formula for failure at this point. How absurdly out of touch do you have to be to not have noticed the pendulum swing yet?
>>219027474They'll have a case in Texas and half the state will be jeets and it'll be presented as perfectly natural.
>>219027550The goal is not to make you or I watch it, the goal is to normalize it for future generations. It's all part of (((their))) plan.
>>219025074Your entire post is gay and retarded. It obviously doesn't "affect any white person's life." It's definitely DEI casting, rather than casting for talent or because they're going to have a charming/good dynamic. Appealing to people who want to watch minority actors is fine, but I doubt many minorities will be interested in random, unknown brown/blacks investigating paranormal/govt conspiracies, but who knows. It's also perfectly hilarious. >give flavor of the year affirmative action director popular 90s franchise reboot>immediately casts two unknown minoritiesIt's also funny/ridiculous because X-Files was a uniquely 90s/early 2000s phenomena. Rebooting literally with a YOUNG Mulder and Scully wouldn't work well, similarly to how seasons 10 and 11 didn't work well with old M and S. There were 1-2 decent episodes.Literally everything would have to work perfectly to make this project good. Fantastic writers/directors, subject matter that works in the 2020s, great actors with charming relationship. Not only will none of this occur, but their lead actor choices are like a parody, if you asked /tv/ or /pol/ whom to cast for a 2020s DEI X-Files reboot, as is giving the project to the guy who made Super Africa If Huwhite People Didn't Loot the Continent. So once again OP: Fuck you, and your post is idiotic. You should go to reddit or kys.
>>219025420>its in the same rich explored universe as the show.So you're literally in moron or a troll. Not that I couldn't tell from the OP, but lol. Gotta try to keep in mind how dumb most of 4chan is more often.
>>219025648Are execs allowed to cancel Coogler after just one season? That would look like failure, and his DEI power appears to be too strong for that. All of his films are pushing 98% good reviews. There's gonna be a major, major astroturfing campaign to make Black-Files seem like a massive success and cultural phenom.
>>219026998Tbf he's not demanding to replace Agent Sanjay and Agent Laqueefa with Agent Pablo and Agent Consuela. Hispanics who care about that sort of shit have plenty of content produced in Hispanic countries where the entire cast looks like themselves, so they don't chimp out over representation like blacks do.
>>219027550There’s still a backlog of slop left over from when Hollywood thought Kamala would win and wokefaggotry would continue indefinitely. We still have a few years before they get it all out of their system
>The goal is not to make you or I watch it, the goal is to normalize it for future generations. It's all part of (((their))) plan.>Why are they still trying the race swaps and hamfisted woke shit? It's a proven formula for failure at this point. How absurdly out of touch do you have to be to not have noticed the pendulum swing yet?>It doesn't. I don't watch communism, but I will be there to laugh like a hyene when it gets cancelled and all the cunts who worked on it become homeless.>India and Africa already have their own media. They don't need to subvert White culture.>More slop that was be cancelled after 1 season
>>219027550
>>219025074One ticked box means no watching, let's see how many can be picked.
>>219027550>Why are they still trying the race swaps and hamfisted woke shit? It's a proven formula for failure at this point. How absurdly out of touch do you have to be to not have noticed the pendulum swing yet?I don't see them stopping race swapping any time soon. It usually gets poor viewership, but not all the time. Even Disney profited from their awful Star Wars content, which they shit up in many more ways than merely inserting as many nonwhites as possible. They might tone down the obvious DEI insertions, but I doubt it's going away. Harry Potter too.
>>219028027Me in the middle
>>219025074It tries to normalize things that does not correlate with reality.And I happen to live in that reality
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way? It doesn't. Because I will not be viewing it.
>>219025074>RebootThat's how it effects me.They could have done something new in the same universe, continued on, instead of writing over the one people already love because they cant think of something new.
>about 5% of FBI agents are black, 0.3% to 1% are IndianSo there'd be practically 0 chance these two would be partnered IRL anyway. Another lulzy thing to add on this pile of horseshit. I can't wait to see webms here from this disaster in the making and the memes we get.
>>219028768>They could have done something new in the same universethats literally what they are doing you retard
>>219027894Peele is another black auteur the media isn't allowed to criticize but his terrible Twilight Zone reboot got canned anyway
>>219025074dont care, i wont be watching
>>219029761>thats literally what they are doingRight, this is going to be super original. haha
>>219025074>I wandt dto beliv thadt idt is bosible dto gedt busy from budtiful whidte women >ayo shut yo bitch ass up muldah ah've had enough listnin to you speculatin on shit that is thermodynamically impossible for yo useless curry assI'd watch it, it would be like an unintentional racial buddy cop comedy genre tribute
>>219025584Indian "males" are not considered as such in al, practicality, so why not
>>219026998>indians and spics are the same/look the sameThe hands that typed this post are of this color
>>219030279There's a lot of comedic potential here and in other affirmative action slop. Too bad we won't get that though.
>>219027362>The discolored duo go to the regional director's office as a last resort when their investigation is stymied by the patriarchal structures of the fascist state apparatus they are employed in. The director is sitting with the back of his office chair facing them. The chair spins, it is Mulder. With gigamilf Scully on his lap. "You will not replace us" they croak in unison and go back to fucking violently in an animalistic fervor with the sole objective of pumping out one more White baby.The most disturbing X files episode ever
sewer monster gets caught in the first 5 minutes by agent jeetler
>>219030621>Sewer Monster bites Agent Jeet>monster dies from poisoning
>>219030614lol. >white people fucking and procreatingAbsolute horror. I'm literally shaking rn.
>>219030621Fuck this nigga was one of the scariest of the whole damn bunch. This nigga dippin in a light water reactor and chilling between moderator rods and shit
>>219030755kek
>>219025333Episode where Cow spends the entire run time stealing the life savings of the elderly via phone scams
>>219030835That was an ayy that went for a dip in the reactorThe worm guy was a mutated Russian that lived in peepee and poopoo
>>219026998>indians and spics are the same/look the same. stop being delusionalyou are way over your head pajeet, you clearly dont know your audience
>>219025074you cannot expect reason from the the troglodyte bots populating this website
>>219025074alien abduction is white culture
>>219030926My favorite is the aptly named episode Unrequited, where Cow is trying to win the affections of white women but is practically invisible to them
>>219030621>>219031013So much potential with a jeetagent and poopoo monsters, memes etc. What if the poopfluke had originated in Jeetistan. Maybe he'd get infinitely more powerful and scarier if he lived in poop, bigger too. Soap and water would be its kryptonite maybe.
>>219031154>it's reasonable to approach astroturfed director "reimagining" iconic 90s show with inimitable actor dynamic and subject matter, as if it's an original work made by geniunely talented people, and it's already led by unknown actors cast because they are nonwhite, allegedly to """modernize""" a show that can probably only be made in the 90s, for a "modern audience"riiiiight. sure. Very convincing.
>>219025074it reminds me that brown people exist, which causes me immense mental distress.
>>219025074The N Files
WEE DA EFF BEE AH!
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?I will get tons of entertainment watching my youtubers shred your racist agitprop to pieces.
>>219025074Niggers
>>219027362>Not only that but Coogler has talked about respecting the format of the original show, with some episodes being part of a episodic storyarc, mixed with standalone MOTW.What's the issue?>If there's one thing I absolutely don't want to see is those characters, now in their 60s, supporting the new leads.I agree, but their age is irrelevant to me. It would just clutter up and distract, and it would be hard to justify centering the story on anybody else.
>>219025074>THE AXE-FILES
>>219032101based chynaman
>>219025420>yall
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?Because I wanted more X-Files and they took a big shit into my eyes.
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?It doesn't because I won't be watching it
>>219025074Cause FUCK you , that's the explanation And yes,I won't see this shit
>>219025074it is going to be shit no matter the actors
>>219025074That's great OP, still not gonna watch it.
>>219035222My issue with mythology episodes: there's no way to go back to the mytharc after the disaster that were the four My Struggle episodes. Those episodes ruined the mythology even further (it was already a mess after S6). Irreparable damage was done to Mulder and Scully too. Unless Coogler chooses to completely ignore the old mythology, and start over with his own conspiracy storyline, I just don't see how it could work.I only mentioned their age because they would not be FBI agents by now. Including Mulder and Scully would be just nostalgia bait.Again, I'm going to give this new show a chance. The only way it could be worse than the revival seasons is if is done bad on purpose.
>>219025074Literally no one was begging for X-Files to come back, but this time with the white main cast replaced with niggers n such. It's going to be a dire travesty. Utterly miserable DEI sludge-slop that was greenlit when they were all convinced Kamala the Indian woman would win.
>>219028135checklist is one word
>>219025074WHAT THE FUCK ANON, WHY YOU MADE ME KNOW ABOUT THIS
>>219025074>the xXfilesFucking idiots can't even get the logo right.
>>219025074Hopefully it gets cancelled like the buffy reboot
>>219025074>How does this affect you or your life in any way?This isn't Metafilter, anon.
>>219025074I'm not going to watch it. Given it's on Hulu, I probably won't even hear about it IRL. I don't expect it to last more than 2 "seasons."
>>219025074They could be lily white but} a show about FBI being good guys focused on boogeymen loses me from the beginning for the same reason the Buffy sequel doesn't work. Completely products of their time, not going to work here and now.
>>219040632>they would not be FBI agents by nowNo, but even if it wouldn't make sense for them to be in management either (they aren't the type) it would be too conspicuous if they were never consulted or addressed. That's the problem with this show sharing continuity to begin with.
>>219025074Not going to watch it fuck off. Hate watching is gay too.
>>219025074So they're NOT playing Mulder and Scully? It shouldn't be called a reboot then. It's either a sequel or a side story or something.
>>219028027The other goal is blame it on white male viewers when we know they'll hate it. That will get the black man's white girlfriend and wife angry(usually the white wife is single by now with a black baby) and create a rift. Jews will flood their blacked.com with more black on white propaganda much as possible.
>>219040632Good luck, anon. I hope it's good, but i don't think it will be. If it is, I won't know anyway since I won't have watched it. The well is too poisoned for me by now.
>>219025074>people of colorEat shit.
>>219041928must be AI generated
I am upset that Chris Carter had>movie>1 reboot>second season of rebootto actually give the overall conspiracy a closureand what did he do? Not one, but TWO retcons.>CSM actually never died>that alien invasion? Didn't happenI wanted a conclusion.After the conclusion, sure you can have your reboot.
>>219025420so what i’m not going to watch it you dumb nigger deal with it!
>>219025074Uh, it doesn't? So me not watching it shouldn't be an issue, right? Right.
>>219029761It wouldn't be a reboot then would it you dense cunt?Did you even think before throwing your pacifier out of the crib and using big boy words?
>>219025420>rich explored universe>X-Files>coherent lore about aliensTell me you don't know what happened to Mulder's sister without telling me you don't know what happened to Mulder's sister.
>>219025074I just won't watch it dude. Neither will anyone else.
Since it's Coogler ...>main two character will be presented as constantly fighting to get respect against the white establishment>conspiracy involving white people>every episode there's going to be some minority monologuing about how they are oppressed or there's going to be some stock racially charged situation>a couple of curveballs about a black guy tricked or willingly working for "the man" as a misguided means to get power to fight the system, corrected by the main duo>the rest of the antagonists are unapologetically white and evil>token doofus white nerd >indian dude's love interest is a blonde woman>black woman's love interest is a generic black dude (that she can talk to about oppression every episode)>all episodes get 10/10 ratings>canceled after 1 season
>>219025074>Mulsaar gets catfished by an alien
>>219025074>the xvideo filesMulder you benchod you lowered the FBI's Izzat!
>>219025074Also the literal HEAD of the real life fbi is Indian, MAGA, and based as hell!
>>219025074People have to be forced to change, they will not change themselves, unless it is survival. Racists have to be forced to change, and this is how you force them to change. This is how you get rid of racists. This is how you make a society without hate.
>>219047943Is it? I don't think it's working.
>>219041766this nigga proofreading images on 4chong at 1am Saturday night presumably for free. whoa
>>219045940>Jews will flood their blacked.com with more black on white propaganda much as possible.and 4channarians will goon like crazy
>>219046856>CooglerI would never watch any dei slop, so wouldn't know, but does he really insert a lot of this stuff in his work?>all eps get 10/10 ratingsmust feel good knowing your worked is going to be lauded basically know matter how mediocre he is. He's set for life.
>>219047943So much this. I saw "End Racism" on the back of an NFL player's helmet once, and I cried, donated $1000 to BLM, and later married a half black woman. I'm welcoming my first child, Treboogie Xander, into the world this June!
>>219048002>this nigga proofreadingLooking at your image would lead one to believe that you dislike niggers. So i don't know why you are talking like one.
>>219025074If it doesn't matter, why change it?
>>219047943mmmmmmm das rite
Are studio execs retarded? How do they expect white people to watch this?
>>219025141>>219025161Botposting
>>219025141Fpbp/thread
>>219046856>indian dude's love interest is a blonde womanLiterally more unrealistic than ghosts and aliens. You see BMWF couples out in the wold, but NEVER Indian men with white women. Maybe lighter skinned Indian women with rich white men like Kamala Harris and Usha Vance.
>>219027790>Rebooting literally with a YOUNG Mulder and Scully wouldn't work wellI thought they were new characters?
>>219025141They won't do that because it's about humiliating and taking once loved properties away from you, just like they're doing in every other walk of life.
There will be a white character who is a higher up in the FBI who will complain about them and their supernatural stuff every episode and is constantly proven wrong
>>219025074This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Looks like complete shit. Skip.
>>219025074>I can name literally a thousand Tv shows with white only leads or partners. Then name them, retard. Name ten. With no niggers in the cast. I fucking dare you.
i wouldnt watch a remake with all white characters either.
>OP throws tantrum on tv while saying others are upsetMethinks thou doth protest too much.
>>219026791
>>219051408Miami Vice
Is X-Files the only show where people will tell you that the filler episodes are actually significantly better than the plot-focused ones?
>>219025074how can they probe?
>with 2 agents who has>Nigger detected.
