Carolina edition>FTL News-- New freeloader: Drake's girlfriend, Carolina -- Emma was given two birthday cakes and stepped in them.-- Vance and Bashir boxing sometime between 8pm and midnight -- Ben and Jet are dragons.-- Bingo and Bongo will get wings if they complete their dragon missions.-- Emma's 23rd birthday, they made a Supergift™, giant vape.-- JD secret mission, ruin Emma's birthday.-- New freeloader today possibly.>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219024608
Sex with Taylor, sex with Claire, sex with Emma.
just started the stream, they finally found a beautiful woman?
DRAKES GIRLFRIEND CAN BEAT UP PRODUCTION
James Drake had a whole revelatory experience of learning what the house was about. How informed is Carolina? Has she been watching?
==JOSIE UPDATE==SHE HAS MOVED HER FRIDAY STREAM TO SATURDAY
Did someone say MMA?
>people making fun of james drake for dating a woman who has kidsyou broccoli heads will see one day. Once you hit 30 your options become limited to single moms, career women with blown out holes, and 18 year old psycho zoomettes with daddy issues.
the beautiful ck
>YO WHATS GOOOOOD
>>219025606She seems fairly clueless.
>>219025586it's James Drake's gf
Bring in a fag to play JD's boyfriend. Give them all the info they'll need to play the part.
Right the shows just done
>>219025610JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
>the twins completely ignoring the new girl
Why did production this would be content? Maybe I just need to let them cook. Idk.
>>219025610fucking bitch
I miss VickyI miss Beth
yeah im thinking sex with carolina and james drake
>>219025580Trvke
there can be only one fish tank boxing champion. and his name vance "yeah" latta.WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
>>219025606carolina posts in theses threads
james drake i am coming for your girl
does anyone else think the upgrade from corner cam to ptz to hand cam ruin the show?
she cant say one good thing about his shit movies lol
They can't not talk about my nigga
APOLOGIZE
bongo
what's the bit
Emma and Gums should box.
Cheese fries anon hereMama mia
>>219025698Nice jewish girl
>>219025610Lazy Hackfresse
>>219025696No
I’m just watching the twins sleep. That’s the only content I’ve gotten from this season.
Warming up to James Drake's girl ngl
>>219025687yes
>>219025672They're just trying to kill Bashir at this point.
CK mogs
>>219025696all she needed was a frontal lobotomy
How does James have so much fucking gum? He been chewing gum nonstop for over 2 weeks
>>219025704post that recipe up
how long until we dig up carolina nudes
>>219025696Carolina mogs
>>219025679they will be smart enough to have the sex in the shower if they do
>>219025606>>219025655so basically big brother twitter fag
if I could give my younger self advice it would be to tolerate but completely ignore women unless you want a fuck and even then do it as platonically as possible
ok goran now bring in drake’s ex wife
>>219025701A normal attractive couple on the incel poop stream
>>219025610just told the kids, and they can't stop crying. vacation's ruined, hope you're happy you stupid brown bitch.
beth never got to meet james drake's girlfriend
is sam gonna show up and big dog her because she said she does mma
This will not be good for CK's mental health.
is the bit to break her with birthday parties and pizza
>"guys i got a fucked up freeloader lined up">it's drake's normal, loving girlfriendGET BACK IN THE ARENA JET I WANT A TURN WITH YOU
>>219025694I'll need to stop sending him roses if its true he's a dad that stepped up.
Drake's gf is not socially retarded and the TTS incels are seething
>>219025704looks like caca
>>219025704Give us a review.
>>219025669Twins are alphas
>hey jet uhhh... i heard you got a boxing room in the new house
>>219025704>cheese pizza with garlic sauce instead of tomatoI thought it was ACTUAL potato dough, desu, but sounds good
Beautiful Caroline > Carolina > Vicky > Beth > Emma
Carolina Drake MMA
indisputable
Where's Bashir?
where the fuck is bashir?
>>219025722he buys it from the store in the morning ive seen it twice
i think shes a good addition if she doesnt cuck drakes content or anything. seeing a normie is way more entertaining than someone like beth
>Carolina MMAAnissa would have been a good match for her but she should still beat Emma's ass for eye fuckng her man
>>219025730wait why
>>219025488>pink bramuh dick
>>219025736the quarter pounder's funko pop collection
>>219025749Me too atp
>the two other people love you as wellWho was she referring to? polycule?
>>219025704looks like a tummy ache i think
>>219025766KEK mints W
>>219025765
>>219025603She already jerked off jet in the basement
two normal attractive people kill the show and make the fans seethe. lmao
>>219025769>>219025773He's changing.
>>219025766CRINGE
>>219025766lol, how badly did this agitate bashir when he saw it?
>>219025769>>219025773Seething about the longhouse.
>>219025696I'm sorry beth.
>>219025769>>219025773Fingering his asshole on the toilet
Does that even come up as a surprise to anyone?Jake has been acting like a dad to the twins and putting them to sleep every single night
>And for our next trick we're gonna BRING ON YOUR EXTREMELY NORMIE GIRLFRIEND>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219025769>>219025773
>>219025766>Mints spent time shopping this after getting moggedSad.
Bro Jet is not even doing fishtank anymore lmao, is just james drake's normie girlfriend AS A FREELOADER LMAO. This shit is soooo dead. Literally had potential and Jet keeps fumbling it. How can you get worse than S4 Retardtank.
>Ive never seen anyone look good in a mugshotShe will never be her.
>Bam Margera's boomer friend>Cringe satanist e-girl>Literal child rapist>Fish's gfBut having Frank, Freddy or Fatty back as freeloaders is bad for the show, right Jet?
B I R T H D A Y IRTHDAYC U C K Q U E A N UCKQUEAN
the beautiful goran rapistovic
>>219025659
>>219025782HNGGGGGGGGGGPINK BRA OVER BROWN NIPPIES
>>219025696It is a shame she wasn't on long enough for a better looking woman with a career and kids to show up with no visible tattoos and mog her completelyBeth's entire ego is from her face being 7/10
Why Carolina is there:>its mildly interesting>they needed another woman>she isn't going to just crash out and quit in 1 day>shes a normal person who isn't going to throw poop on everyonethats the whole "bit"
>it was so fucking weirdjd's response to people actually participating
what was the challenge announcement? couldn't hear because of all the noise
>>219025696NOBeth is oldtank. Disgusting. Loud. Violent. Cringe.Frentank is love, understanding and having fun!
>>219025787her 2 children
>>219025606she didnt't walk out after hearing the nigger word on TTS 200 times already
>>219025780because the harsh truth is relationships and marriage aren't worth the stress or time unless you really want kids then it's a different story
/ftl/.... Goodbye....
>>219025814HELL HOUSE
>rigging it to kick anissagood>letting yourself get KWAB'd by JDgood>bringing Drake's totally normal gfermmm.. not getting this one
>>219025787she has 2 daughters he asked about when she showed up
>>219025766fat guy hiding behind humor, we see you we know what you are fatty
>>219025704is it good?
Do you guys think it’s possible for Bongo to love a non artist?
>>219025787Her kids probably. She doesnt want to mention them because of tts.
Bashir update: he's praying again and doing nothing
emma stomping the cake would have been the most viral fishtankclip of all time. production needs to repeat the scene
>>219025488Retarded paypigs. Talk about the parentage of the children, not her gums.>In many species, a male may end up raising offspring that aren’t genetically his—Hehehehe.—putting time and energy into another male’s reproductive success instead of his own. This situation, called cuckoldry, shows how mating and parenting don’t always line up cleanly in nature—Hehehehe. James Drake. Hehehehe. Is. A. Cuckold. Hehehe.
i'm hotter than carolina, does this mean i have a chance with james drake?
If chad gets this mid girl, what are the rest of us supposed to get?
I got a shirt with CK's mugshot on it
>>219025846see ya in the next bake
>>219025801im loving it, these are the best contestants to have on the show. these retards just want poop freaks and mids like emma
>>219025823Frank and Fatty are played out.
>36 years old>LOL HE'S DATING SOMEONE WITH KIDSYou guys retarded or coping that you're middle aged and watching online reality shows alone
>>219025766is that what mints looked like before the transition
this may be controversial but I would like to see carolina’s nude breasts
Bongo in the streetsBingo in the sheets
Bashir's last prayer before Vance heems him
Imagine dragons is not the fucking commentary they think it is. Drake and Carolina will survive jet and Ben are doomed
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
>>219025669they are involved in the dragon content now
>>219025867no one. kill yourself, loser.
>>219025722His girlfriend produces enough gum to supply him
How old is Carolina? She looks good for a single mom, smooth and tight>>219025833>she isn't going to just crash out and quit in 1 dayisn't she though?
RADIOACTIVE
>>219025878how black are your step-kids bud?
>>219025867bongo already has a doctor waiting for her
>>219025857are you a big fat retard with a menacing presence? cause that's what she herself has admitted to liking
>>219025864you know the rules, skank, pics now
>>219025818whats her socials? where u finding these gems
I'm surprised no ones ever dumped shit on Bashir while he's praying. It's such an obvious move.
We need>HOT DOG EATING>MILK CHUGGING>CHAIN SMOKING>FORCED EXERCISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>219025867girls like beth, binx and emma
>Mints ruins the director joke by doing it 20 times too manyMINTS IT UP
Sex with Vicky
Oh look, Bashit is praying again to his false god
>>219025704The crust is very soft, not hard like a pizza at all. More dough like. Going in. I'll give my thoughts when im done
>Fishtank is so sterile and boring that the average normie is no longer phased by it and laugh it off.
>>219025704Their cheese fries last night looked 10x better but Landon said is looked like prison cheese fries lmao
>>219025894it's called foundation idiot
>>219025878Keep seething longhoused middle american cuck
>>219025880Same but also her nude butt
>>219025894Probably early 30s, she's a nutritionist, so she takes care of herself
>>219025878he should be dating highschoolers like Jet does
>>219025920bashir's autism really seems to trigger people lol
>>219025915He can do nothing but seethe.
>>219025859He is praying to God for strength before his toughest battle yet
I kind of like Imagine Dragons.
carolina's teeth just make her hotter
>>219025914she wants to fuck antara
>>219025545For me, it's taylor, Emma, abi, Kato from behind unless she changes her dumb haircut, and the other blonde with the legs from bt
>>219025885they're not even boxing, fucked up that vance is doing this
>>219025878He's not a step dad. He's the dad that stepped up.
>>219025839:)
>>219025893is that you Artie? you aren't dead yet?
What race is this brown bitch?
The joke better be bringing in a gay guy to play JD's boyfriend. Otherwise, what's the payoff?
what’s with the whole choreographed dance muslims do when praying? is that really necessary?
>>219025902Yes
>>219025833She'll stay until Sunday afternoon at most
>>219025898>>219025931Keep eating junk food in your moms basement you sausage fingered fucks
When they flick the cameras around and play loud sounds they want us to stop watching, right?
>>219025877They are essential to Fishtank retard
>>219025898>>219025931>>219025937He's right, if you're single into your mid 30s you're fucked. Hope you anons snagged someone in your early 20s kek.
>>219025910But send in a gay nigger before
>>219025867>If chad gets this mid girl, what are the rest of us supposed to get?
>>219025644SEND HIM IN!!!!!
>>219025907she has two facebook accounts Ashley Waid and Ashley MarieBingo's is Hale Waid
>JD is going to fuck his girlfriend live on the tank after being called gay for 13 days
>>219025917In all seriousness she probably gives really enthusiastic head
>>219025926Or maybe she hasn't been living under a rock for the past two weeks and knows how the show is
>>219025914It’s fucking over >>219025945Trvke
>>219025945She has a bunny aspect to her that I enjoy, yeah
>dare to not like a girl anons find attractive >get swarmed with STUPID INCEL VIRGIN CHUD PRETETNDING LIKE HE CAN DO BETTER POST YOUR FACE INCEL CHUD VIRGINWhy does this always happen
i hate carolina because she's getting between me and james drake
>>219025930That would imply that the rest of them aren't wearing makeup
>>219025914chompers like that means she's 100% a horse girl
>>219025747Always tragic when an unconventionally attractive girl's photos online are all touched up and don't look like her
Pretty sure this is my last season watching live. If there really is no Sam, no Frank, there’s basically no fishtank.This hasn’t been fishtank, this has been mostly just friendly boring people with the occasional fast burning female flameout.It just doesn’t justify continued watching. Jet is clearly not the creative or comedic force behind the show and any of the original talent or intrigue has left.
>>219025833>TTS bait
TTS incel rage
>>219025961Yeah, they get 100 years in hell for every missed movement
https://x.com/hearttank64/status/2037613421831897544I need to stop looking at the Fishtank hashtag.
>>219025867Mids are hotter than hot girls tho
>>219025914yjk she sucks mean
JET RUINED EMMA'S BIRTHDAY :(
>JD:"Are you gonna fight anyone?">Carolina:"Well the bar is pretty low right now..."even the new girl knows emma is a barely sentient being
>>219025696The Beautiful Beth
>>219025910I would unironically prefer all of these than whatever the fuck the last 4 days have been
Did Bam show up today? Just tuning in
>>219025967>>219025971hahaha bullseye, these niglet handlers are seething
>>219025833Cool, she will produce literally zero content
>>219025818Oh she's actually kind of cute here. How old is this pic?
>>219025857she loves frank hassle
>carolina will be mine by the time this season is over. fuck you ghost politics!what did landon mean by this?
Is the plan to bring Frank to harrass Drake's girlfriend? He's going to get knocked the fuck out
>>219025682I will give you ever drop of piss, every drop of shit, every ounce of energy i have. You are gonna get the absolute best of The Lance at Fishtankmania.
>>219026022welcome to season 5
>>219025987Feelings getting hurt anon?
>>219025914wha dem gums do girl
pizza or wings tonight?
>>219026017No. Challenge in 10 minutes though.
>>219025696raped bitchhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774648073617183.mp4
I love you diary
Dude, JD just walked up to sleeping Bongo and clapped in her face. What the fuck
S5 is literally wigger failed production seething about their fishes for 4 weeks holy fuck!
>>219025743Did she really say this?
>>219026039they already sold pizza in the market
>>219025867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3gZ0ZtEdOY
So jet and Ben have never fucked anyone as hot as Carolina correct? Have you anon? I have. JD gay
So, uh... what's the joke here?
>*hot girl shows up*>fishtank paypiggies for some reason
Ah yes, SFX that annoys the audience and not the fishes, a fishtank classic
>>219025867Buddy, you need to just be worried about finding someone to love you and have kids with
>>219025877Fishtank wouldn't have made it past Season 1 without them
>>219025987you're indian
>>219025766Uh huh
tts and ad boards so obviously done by tts because there is no way any of the audience would ever side with mints even ironically
She's great. Would be happy to wake up next to her. Fuck, my life is so worthless...Anyway I'm struggling to see how this is 'good for the show'
>>219025967>He fell for the big man in charge raising other people's kids meme instead of raising his ownGrim, does she at least let you sniff the chair where she sits and texts chad?
What the fuck is this even meant to be? Another person for the seethe about bashir seethe circle?
>>219026029The only other thing I could see is they make her fuck with Bashir and Bashir has to trigger James or just take it (he will trigger James)
Why arent they showing edited pics of james drake kissing beth or any other chick fish that's left on the ad screen?
FAMOUS HOUSE >>>>>> BLOOD GAMES >> SEASON 1 > BITCH TANK >>>>> SEASON 3>>>>>> SEASON 4>>>>>>>>> SHE HULK >>>>> SEASON 5 = SEASON 2.
Yo James Drake is a cuck? Damn that's crazy
>>219026039for me, yeah
>>219025844lol do goyim really. no one really believes this unless they're mentally ill, brainwashed, or both.sure, you can convince yourself you're incompatible with people or whatever, but it doesn't change the fact that you have needs & eventually whatever's hiding you from this fact will not make you happier in the long run.
SAAAR
just realized people were crying about Ben punching a retard in the headthose people are going to have seizures when Frank gets there
>>219026024it's from 2021
>>219025917Miss this chudette like you wouldn't believe
>>219025537Was thinking the same thing but LoTR Liv Tyler
>>219026046GET VIBE NUKED
>Completely ignores her
>>219025819its AI, nobody photoshops memes anymore boomer
james drake colemanabuse pain suffering
They might have prepared Carolina for how WACKY and ZANY and OFF THE WALL the Fishtank is. But do you think they also prepared her for how BORING and POORLY-PLANNED it is?
>>219026064>>>>hot
mints got a few of these up
>>219026028I’m listenin
>>219025715by miles
>>219026087
>>219026087erm....
>>219026091Damn, what happened to her in the past 5 years
>>219026073It's zero effort AI slop, production loves that shit because all their artists are only there for Sam.
Is James Drake really that built that Bashir thinks he's a whole weight class above vance and himself
>drake gets his gf to come on the showWho will emma fuck now? wont she get jealous?
>>219025805He didnt see it geg
>>219026087Erm...what the scallop?
I turn 30 in a month, do I seriously have less than 25 days to get a cute girlfriend without children
>>219026029>planJet 100% thinks with his dick when casting any girl, she probably dm’d Jet and he thought she was hot and immediately told her to get on a plane with absolutely no other thoughts
>>219026063gums
>>219025877you all said the same about sam and now we have bam. you guys want mr naked over frank hassle.
>>219026087JEETEDohnononono dragon bros....
what's wrong with her gums? is that not just what healthy nonreceeding gums look like?
Jet no longer is doing fishtank, all he does is harrass the fishes with fake tts and be mad at them for the entire season.
>>219025787It's obviously senpai or friends you porn obsessed fucking weirdos
>>219025926It's not controversial to say nigger and faggot anymore. Chuds won
>>219026099No one asked. Go box with Bashir instead of sending Vance you coward.
Who's winningVance or Bashir
>>219026065EAR
>>219026122who?
>>219026119he's the only person in the house than has been to a gym
>>219026087timmybros?
Guntotting and horseriding
>>219026087simbal's in
>>219026125if you didnt find a wife within 2 years of college you are fuckedtime to settle for a single mom or die alone
>>219026064>THEY'RE HECKING MAKING FUN OF HER ON THE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE SHOW???????!!!!
damn bros, holy shit, she's so ugly, I could do much much better
>>219026087she redeemed
>>219025953He better have at least one kid with her if he isn't impotent. Otherwise he's a cuck for only raising someone else's kids
>All the longhoused cucks seething in these threads because their favorite self insert's 4/10 comes on streamVery telling
>>219026131Mr Naked is dimes. He was the most interesting person in the house this season.
>>219026087oh no no
>>219026087Wait a minute… I’m starting to change my mind >>219026098 maybe Based?
Damn they really gave Drake the kiss of the death
>>219026087She reedemed
>>219026098It's called respecting another man's property, buddy
>>219025821Based CK. Why was she charged?
>>219026144jihad will win
>>219026149Bashir doesn't work out? kinda weird.
>privated her instagramsmart girl
These wiggers need to stop LYING TO THEMSELVES and stop pretending Bar PTZ cam is anything other than Twin Cam. Point that shit at them, cowards.
>>219026135S5 isn't fishtankIt's Jet and Bens kick stream
>>219026087Do not redeem, sir
>>219026157She's a good woman
>>219026160>Otherwise he's a cuckHe's a cuck either way.
>>219026087welcome to the jungle carolina
any idea why bash and the twins are comepltely ignoring her?
>>219026153my god yes. wish them stunt stats were higher though
>>219026122Ben or jet
>>219026157notice how her gums aren't popping
>>219026087Simbalbros... we won
CURRIED
>nutritionistThis bitch better start teaching Bingo what to eat.
Historic moment. The first physically attractive women on fishtank.
>>219026087oof
>whole room is seething about bashir and want him out
let's be honest, we thought Drakes girlfriend was gonna be a lot hotter lol, he absolutely settled
what day are we on? so fucking tired of friendtank
>>219026196fuck symbol is so hot
She probably doesn't know what Seabiscuit is.
>>219026197twins autismbash homosexual
>>219025911Could be worse
they should bring 4 of the ugliest ghetto fat bitches and have them act like bashir's harem.
>>219026133It's something with her upper lip, it retracts higher when smiling
>>219026197Twins are sick and Bashir probably has some religious reason
>>219026197Bashir knows she's just going to longhouse him with the other snakes. Twins just have autism and don't want to see Drake with another girl.
>>219026211>girlfriend shows up>already thinking about bashir againthey're all spiritually mogged
>>219026157Built to fuck BBC then settle for James Drake
>>219026153oh she FUCKS
>>219025833Except it may end up with both of them leaving within 24h.
>>219025921So after eating 3 of them, with and without sauce, I can say this is about a 6/10. First, the sauce is fucking TRASH. Even i would throw it away each time if I keep buying it. The cheese and the garlic compliment each other pretty well but what really drags it down is the crust. Its super soft, and really bland, but the cheese and garlic saves it.Don't know how Landon can eat this everyday, but its not the worst thing I had when it comes to "cheese fries"
Just a friendly reminder that everyone in these threads calling girls like Carolina ugly look like Mr. Naked and the people with girlfriends making fun of the former won't tell you how fat and busted their girlfriends actually are.
https://x.com/ClipsVonClaus/status/2037574321447571626UH OH WIGGERBROSHOW WILL WE RECOVER?
>>219025649The single mom thing isn't a problem if you have her dump the kids
>>219026075Good luck on dating a virgin in your mid 30s anon
Looks like S5 is Fish vs Production lol.
Aren't Freeloaders supposed to fuck with the fish.... Or do I not understand the premise of Fishtank
>>219026226that would actually be funny so its not gonna happen
>>219026216*wink*
Cute!
>>219026053Yes while getting arrested. It's CKino.
Beth looksmogs Sea Biscuit Kirk
>>219026212Your girlfriend agrees with you im sure
>>219026240what about all the guys itt who think carolina is a pretty lady
>>219026236Did you get the thick crust one?
>>219026205Oh, now I get why she's here.
>>219026241Didn't he already do a tank show
>bashir correctly guesses she's part peruvianwtf
>everyone gets along with the new girl and everyone's back to friendtank
>>219026182unironically that's exactly it
Please don't tell me Drake is a fucking stepdad....
>>219025910god i can't wait for them to not do the funniest physical challenge bit just because they dont want to have a house that smells like cigarettes and also because jet & co are fags
>>219025672Too busy seething on 4chan and doing drugs.
emma, carolina and james drake jacuzzi stream please. birthday present for them
>>219026074first of all it's a livestream, not a show
>>219026249You don't get it, they're supposed to hang out with everyone and have casual conversations to help fill the dead air now. Catch up.
>>219026087You're on the menu tonight baby
HECC HOUSE! >HECC HOUSE!HECC HOUSE! >HECC HOUSE!HECC HOUSE! >HECC HOUSE!HECC HOUSE! >HECC HOUSE!
>>219026119no idea>>219026185cult of body is not very religious i think
>>219026249no planno rules
>>219026280He stepped up...
>>219026241this dude can’t even get the levels right on his sfx
>>219026212hes below 6" no i did not
>>219026087YOOOO WTF
>>219026280he is the dad that stepped up
>>219026241
Sorry saars
>>219026280He's not a stepdad. He's the dad who stepped up.
>>219026282was he actually made at JD for the cum bunny comment or was he playing it up? he has no right to be senisitve about that shit when hes a blatant sex pest...
>>219026287I honestly see no way anyone finds this attractive.
>>219026283nah emma doesn't need to be there, she can go breathe or whatever she does in the closet
>>219026241No shit, the average /ftl/ anon can do Fishtank better. The bar is below the floor at this point.
Jet better explain the bit tonight
>>219025672They do not give a flying fuck anymore anon. Every action is actively hostile to the fish and audience.
>>219026119James Drake is easily the same weight class as Vance.
So her mom is from Peru. Is her dad German (ancestry) or is he Latino and her mom's family were German immigrants to Peru? Obvious nazi joke etc. etc. (actually there were many German immigrants to South America before WW2)
>>219026280James asked her where are the girls and she told him with their dad.
>>219026270Probably normal, but those aren't the people I'm talking about.
>>219025894How old is James Drake?
>>219026249Brian's gf didn't fuck with them I think
The couple that saved /ftl/
>james drake got divorced by his chinese wife and had to settle for some gummy jew looking chick with kids of her ownhow over is it bros?
>>219026308simbal won
>>219026263Not even with a shotgun in my ass anon
JDRAKE BREAKUP ARC
>>219026087scientifically proven she is stronger than this jeet btw
>>219026249The original point of a freeloader was just to fill the house back up after fish leave. Thats it. The ones that decided they need to "make content" and ape frank's bit are doing that because they are uncreative tryhards.
>>219026157Dating moms may not be your first choice but many are sweeter and humble than whores their age
anyone have that picture of Head covered in bubbles showing his teeth in the tub, forgot to save it
>>219026301meant 6"0 im a nigger
>>219026278Yeah, I wasn't joking.
>>219026273not big brother styled, more of the torture side
>>219026087someone put this in the screen.
>>219025766Mints is about on par with that freeloader Naked. Only a matter of time before he gets exposed for trying to finger a boy
>>219026330is that the barber
>can i get paid now
>>219026307
>>219026249Fishtank is pivoting this season to a streamer house where occasionally a lolcow is thrown in to be eviscerated by the power of friendship
>>219026307there arent any bits or scenes in S5 either
>Bashir:"are you religious?">Carolina:"yes, I'm a god fearing woman"
JD AURA SUICIDE
>>219026197He's muslim also she's going to snake him with her bf
>>219026271It was the "rising crust" which were the only cheese fries they had at my store. Portellis also sells frozen pizza, but my main goal were the fries.
Bashir cannot meet a person without telling them about their country. What an insufferable faggot
>>219026327i thought she said "with your dad"
>>219026256It always comes back to Claire.
Chad and Stacy making posters fume for some reason
>>219026330that's the barber. jet, what the fuck.
>>219025704>>219025921>>219026236based anon bringing the real content to the threads. thanks for the review
>>219026335He only dates mutts, his ex wife was half taiwanese or something, this one is half as well.
>>219026241I saw hungry games. He can do it better.
>>219026330james drake really does mog
>himbo can just sit there quietly and let his gf carry the conversation with the other fishLucky
she's lying about her job
>>219026249fishtank is changing because Jet is a pussy and has no authority over anyone without Sam involved
>>219026345
James could do so much better that a mixed White Peruvian mom with big ol gums
>>219026367why does this pic look so ominous
What's the over/under on his stepkids being halfies?
let me guessits another vibe repair evening?
>>219026367advancing culture, a cheese fries at a time
She is cute and seems like a nice girl but Jet has lost the plot. This is basically The Sims now.
LEAVE HER ALONE YOU SEETHING INCELSHORSE GUMS ARE BEAUTIFUL
>Carolina: I am a God fearing woman >Bashir: Beautiful!
is this a buff or a nerf to james drake?
Count up all the fish bucks and make up a number and split it between them all and end the show jet.
>>219026277they're all type B's, they just want to be comfortable and get along.
>>219026387We didn’t know how good we had it
YUM
every single person that tries those cheese fried has the exact same "it's mid" response
>>219026374Did you see the average fishtank viewer in the applications last night? That might give you a clue.
>>219026391she's not white herself
>>219026391They're quarters at best, she's probably a mudshark.
>>219026236>HE ATE THE CHEESE FRIES
The Twins talking of a Dragon with no wings was a vision of Drake.
>>219026364why is she afraid of god? what dark sick past does she have? how many abortions??
I've got bad news for Bongo simps
>>219026138no she said love you wouldn't say that for friends. dumb cunt
>>219026293>cult of bodyyou can still stay fit lol
>>219026330THAT'S THE BARBERJAMES DRAKE THE PLANTSHE'S A SAG ACTRESSAHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'VE ALL BEEN PLAYED
>>219026400Buff she is a shield
>>219026400it would be a nerf if she didn't know mma
>>219026307oh because jet and ben are so fucking hilarious these days
>>219026387thank you
>>219026391She’s a halfie herself lol
>>219026119Drake could easily kill everyone in the house barehanded except Vance (he'd struggle more with him because he's big)
>>219026316>I honestly see no way anyone finds this attractive.this is because you are extremely gaynigger
>>219026335My poor wittle Bingo. She looked like a scared money here :(
>>219026417GUTTED
>>219025488>>219025488>>219025488>>219025488>>219025488HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THIS ISN'T HIS REAL GIRLFRIEND?IT'S AN ACTRESS THEY HIRED?AND JAMES DRAKE HAS BEEN INFORMED TO GO ALONG WITH IT?KISSING HER LIKE HE DID FOR THE CAMERAS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHINGHE'S LITERALLY AN ACTORSHE'S AN ACTRESS THEY HIRED TO INITIALLY SEEM NORMAL AND THEN DO BATSHIT INSANE STUFF
>>219026400It's actually hard to tell at this point. He already had a bad temper so it's not like he will go from a cool-headed guy to a hothead.
Congrats on killing james drake aura but you forgot the freeloader
>>219026236it being aggressively bland is probably why landon loves it
>>219026422it's a fake show........
Are paypigs actually seething at Drake having a girlfriend
>>219026396We're keeping our expectations low
SHE LOOKS SEPHARDITHEY DON'T CUT THEIR CHALLAH, THEY TEAR IT ANIMALS
>james drake fell for the latina tradwife meme...
>>219026442meds
>>219026330God, this whole show really is fake and gay.
>>219026417she's probably married in roblox or something chill
>ok this is the kissing challenge>bashir you’re paired up with carolina
>>219026407No shit it’s just cheese and breadIt’s autistchow for regards with ARFID
>>219026404Holy areola Batman!
Now that Sam is 100% gone and this is the first true season w/o him does this mean we have to give Jet a chance & wait to see how s6/side events go before we can completely give up on him?
this chick would really get along with bam's wife
>>219026400Nerf for sure. Remember previous cases. CK and Alex b's fat hog wife. This won't end good.
>>219026451I just like to be contrarian
>>219026417Married to Bingo
>>219026325>>219026433>except Vancethat's basically my point
>>219026417>3K friends holy moly she's popular
>>219026421he is
>>219026417Wasn't kidding when I said I was her husband. They're trolls and are going to punk Jet the Josie shit is an act.
Love and life posting is fucking BACK anons >>219026334>>219026254>>219025488
>>219026422It's not the barber you faceblind autists
>>21902632936
>>219026404she is a very pretty lady i think
>>219026330It's like the twist in The Shining
>>219026236idk how you cooked it, but these types of "frozen pizza" need to be put straight the rack. No pan. That's the only possible way they can get crisp.
bingo tlp>bingo tlp
>James Drake's normie gf>Emma's normal birthday>Emma's normal love letter from her bf>pizza and beer>cheese fries>poetryDude
>>219026417>marriedto which Homestuck character?
>>219026417Bingo is her sister wife
>>219026454Tradwife with 2 kids...
>>219026417Both of them could actually look pretty if they put in at least 1% of effort
Oh yes sister tayleigh
Is the plan here to kick Bashir because he won't drink and everyone else will?
>drunk landon nightkino on the way
>>219026442fucking relax man, jesus christ autistic sperg retard, fuck you
>james drake has a dui kek
>>219026432Half Spaniard conquistador half German nazi.
>>219026302ew she got tamales for feet
>>219026490DAMN
>>219026417dude
>>219026417kick them
So it's the have 3 beers challenge?
0.8‰that's pretty high, isn't it?
>>219026383Smart, the ftl audience is full of doxing retards.
>>219026417Bingo already said that if Bongo ever gets married she'll move in together, so probably just a husbando type of shit
>>219026483Black children this is hate and death
Bashir is so coddled he doesnt even have to participate in challenges
>>219026473Oh yeah he's not above Vance's weight class but he's easily stronger than him
>>219025488she is cute, no denying that. but here is the thing. James doesn't have a cute gf like her because he is a chad. he has a cute gf because he is a normal functioning human being lmao.
>>2190265190.08%
>>219026417>looks somewhat decent in photoangles and filters are really fucking evil bros
>>219026492we should all try to be normal today i think
>>2190265190.08
>>219026503No fucking way kek
>>219026463Jet already said he's giving up and living in a van after the season is over
>>219026417DELETE THIS
>>219026510Really anyone would do better. But Sam should let his new proteges have a shot at it.
>wiggers saw the tiger woods news and just came up with this
>>219026274all he does in his free time is play ethniguesser
>>219026510did he mean to say pred or pedo
why is chat spamming 3 beers? I can drink like 8 and blow half the legal limit
>>219026505So does anyone cool over the age of 25 bro.
>2 hours to get .08 alcohol>they drink one beer and just wait for ben to come upstairs
he did say closest to 0.8 right?
>>219026478I remember seeing this and thinking that season 5 was on track to be something.
>>219026519he said "point zero eight". that's 0.08
>>219026503>>219026540we found this like day 1 dude
>>219026544Eat my ass through my jorts
>>219026519that's dead
The tipsy piece of shit challenge
>>219026492they should have made the typing test be posts from here
>>219026454It's not a meme they're good women and your kids will look white
>>2190265190.08%0.8% would be lethal
>>219025749>normal, loving gfI mean, that's basically a cryptid for 90% of people here so Jet delivered.
I fucking love landon's song. My remix:https://voca.ro/1kyg0VryCQwc
>>219026524Prove it nigger until the it’s white supports white
>drink a couple beers challengewhat
>>219026510no shit Ice to do better even as scuffed as his shit can be, he's a man of action and conviction
>>219026490Bomgo culo
>>219026510HOLY TRVKE
>start drinkingYou don't have to tell me twice, Ben! A TOAST!
>>219026492lmao, did anissa specifically type that out at the end?
They're taking their SATs after drinking lol!!!!
guy who sends unironic christ is king tts to the torture poop show
>>219026580It's making fun of James' DUI
>bashir and vance box to exhaustion>mints walks in and challenges bashir>bashir still beats his jello ass
>>219026417
>>219026510Ice and Jet forever trying to big dog each other when they're both pathetic insecure fags
just get fucked up and ignore the gay ass challenge
>breathalyzer challengeDidn’t somebody here come up with that just the other day??
might jerk one out to the new girl later
>>219026489That's what I usually do with all frozen pizzas. The instructions call to cook it at 425 degrees between 10-12 minutes, and I ran it for the 12. I guess these are made to be soft and not like a regular pizza.
>>219026576gem
>antara googling how much beers they need to drink
>>219026417does her husband know about her and frank hassle?
>>219026498get it jimbo!
>>219026510He would if the contestants are not streamers
>>219026604>forever Ice dwarfs Jet nigger Jet has no motion
>>219026510The perfect Host and creative for Fishtank is already in the MDE circle
>>219026596>torture poop show
>ben doesn't want landon to win so he doesn't get mogged again
>pajeeta concerned and asking if they were actually gonna go driving honestly she is the best part of the season
>>219026576gay
>>219026615Based Antara.
remember when IPfags hyped up the icestein island and it ended in a day?
They don't have breathalyzers in India?
>>219026417It’s just a joke.
>>219026618Frank IS the husband
>>219026576kek 10/10
>>219026598wow... devastating. a man in his mid 30s with a DUI how unusual and embarrassing
>>219026109this one is good too lmao
>>219026599Mints is actually going to try and jump him, isn't he?
carolina going to witness landons brutal mogging and cuck james drake
>>219026389It's the kind of food you'd feed to someone chained up in a basement
>>219026510Ice would just do torturetank shit and cast the worst people.
I just off a call with Jet. Gonna go in as Bongo's bf. Wish me luck, bros.
>>219026598THAT’S the punchline for a 3 hour bit??
>>219026510>>219026604Why don't they just work together already, it could be great
>>219026308It's a modeling shoot? If so it's not the L anons think it is. No different than Pay and her shit.
>>219026642Yeah sick burn production...
>>219026510he really couldn'teverything of his is pure brownoid and negro slopdespite Jet and Ben, their failure is at least comfy and doesn't put people in fight and flight mode
>>219026551ethnoguesser*
>>219026637Do they even have actual traffic laws in India
>>219026657>>219026642Yeah, that's the punchline
>>219026657first time?
>Bashir shoots Anissa at the bidding of the wiggers>Whole house is against him>Bring in another woman to longhouse Drake against him more>Uhhh... let's get Vance to fuck Bashir up>Uhhh... let's also do a drinking contestWhere is the content
>audience wants frank>fish themselves want frank>frank says he's ready to go on>jet brings on one of bam's boomer friends, a streamstars orbiter onlyfans whore, an actual child molester, and drake's normal girlfriend instead
>>219026607The wiggers read these threads cause they ran out of ideas in the first week. I suggested a nerf gun challenge so expect that tomorrow.
id get dogshit drunk if i was there ngl mog that faggot ass brethalyzer
What’s the challenge?
What's the challenge? I missed it
>>219026639And the joke is on you
>>219026613>I guess these are made to be soft and not like a regular pizza.Yeah, I was wondering if that may be the case with the whole "cheese fries" thing. Thanks for reporting your findings anon, it was more interesting than any of today's events.
THEY MAKE YOU DRINK A COUPLE BEERSTHEY BRING ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO KEEP YOU COMPANYYOU GET LOVE LETTERS FROM YOUR BOYFRIENDTHEY GIVE YOU.... TWO CAKES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAYTHEY MAKE YOU EAT CHEESY BREAD AND CALL IT CHEESE FRIESTHE TTS WILL CALL YOU GAY!!!!
>>219026657You don't understand, this is hellhouse now. They put lil maejok up omg!
>>219026682W
Could actuakfnf ffv'iFUCK
>>219025488Genuinely what the fuck is the point of Fishtank anymore? Five seasons deep and the show's identity has never been less clear.A washed up 00's C-tier celebrity host who doesn't give a fuck about the show? Awful early-reality-show-type gag challenges? The day's big twist is bringing on an ultra-normie's also normie girlfriend? S4 was bad but just go watch any ReactSimply clip from that season. The feeling is night and day.The whole show now is just a milquetoast content house where Jet and Ben make the occasional wacky joke.
>>219026576Best one yet
Get this dad fucking nontent whore out of my fishtank now, Jet.
>>219026536>>219026539>>219026560>>219026563>>219026568you guys using percent (%)?I meant per mille (‰)so 0.08 percent is 0.8 per mille
>>219026613because its not pizza
>>219026669despite this, the perception of fishtank by the wider streaming audience is it's 10 times worse than Cx/kick streams
>>219026679it's week 2, retardo
>its my show, I'll run it however I wa-ACK
>>219026609post pics pls
>>219026510prime ice maybe but today he's washed and lazy on his eddie welfare
Any updates on Mr Naked since he got kicked?
>>219026685Drink 3 beers
PRODUCTION W
>>219026679>wdym I'm jestermaxxing bro
>>219026510lol iceposeidon is just as bad and incompetent as jet.
>>219026682yes, go for the high score
>>219026492>>219026593ANISSA GANG WHOOO MOG THE TANK
Hello my beautiful /ftl/ baker here.I can't bake because I've got 3 threads up.Someone else have to take the burden. add -- Designated driver challenge:In 2 hours they will breathalyze everyone, whoever is closer, but not over, the legal limit (0.08) wins.Thank you <3
she's got that fishmouth thing going on.
are they actually in a relationship?cant imagine spending 2 weeks away from ur gf then sitting 5 feet apart even if on hellhouse
drunk carolina riding landon’s cock while bashir holds james drake back and makes him watch
>>219026623Did you miss the point because you were just that eager to suck cock? They're both fags and so are you, anon.
>>219026709Thanks for you (you)!
>>219026698>Genuinely what the fuck is the point of Fishtank anymore?Jet's launchpad to becoming an IRL Kick streamer.
>>219026678somehow Bashir will win (the unfair fight with gf freeloader)
>>219026417She's married to Dave Strider or Karkat Vantas
>>219026582Without Sam there is no point. Ice tank would just be CX retards being degenerate, without the 4chan/internet/meme connection etc. Didn't like TJ's "arc"? Get ready for a whole scripted show, with a bunch of hood-tier Xena style crashouts with chipping and throwing hands etc. Normie version of pee pee poo poo with even more thrown liquids.
>>219026682same bit I'd have no intent of mogging, I just have piss poor impulse control and can't juste have a beer
>>219026715Stabbed outside a MARTA station
They are coddling the fuck out of Drake just to spite Bashir, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtP5_HJXNSg
>>219026537This attempt's not evil to me, just sad :(Her self-esteem must be real low. Hope she finds love (that's not any freak that watches this show).
>>219026707despite this, I watch Fishtank and not Ice Kike
>>219026707That's just because Sam was involved
>>219026679Jet's scared of Frank. You're not seeing him unless Sam tells Jet to
CHEESE FRIESNOT CHEESY FRIESDUMB FUCK WIGGERS
>>219026728
So Bashir is just fucked for this challenge since he doesn’t drink?
>>219026678Next is the pulled pork eating challenge
can’t believe bing and bongo arent even real. their name are ashley and hale.
>>219026730it must hurt being this dumb
>>219026709we're halfway through the show and we're still "slow burning", retardfaggot-kun.
>adding a black shadow on black text...
>>219026723you deserve a break, pretty princess <3 :* get some rest
Reminder the challenge is for nothing, there is no prize
>>219026749Yeah, the goal is to get him to walk because they think that will somehow bring their aura back, when he's actually the fish that has fucked with them the least.
>>219026741*chimping
>>219026766stop breaking kayfabe
>>219026764>Shouldn't have mogged me Bashir... Heh...
>>219026766you thought their parents had twins and named them bingo and bongo?
>>219026764Who cares its ingame money
>>219026383she has health supplement links in her bio, she's not lying. z list actors have to get second jobs to make ends meet
I guess we know why Jet had Luke do the fighting in S4
>>219026770quarter throughthe burn has been in no way slow
>>219026755fishtank will forever be known as the "fight or flight" show and has no mainstream appeal thoughbeit
>>219026764what do they even win? why does it matter
>>219026766I cant believe bingo is trans
this lil passive aggressive shit is classic JD
>>219026780its for 10$ or 3 slices of cheese fries/ 6 bananas
Why would she come here? She is beyond normal, too normal for this.
>>219026761oof yeah that's a fuck up. correct it or i ain't buyin
>>219026751She's cute
>>219026767Tell me about it
>>219026805Whole thing was Emma's idea.
>>219026805Emma made those
>>219026805Classic JD being subtle
>>219026766Her name isn’t even Hale, it’s Haley. They’re lying to you!
>>219026557same lmao. how did everything collapse so fast?
>>219026761this shirt is a reference to a video of a nigger wearing a "INSERT CHEESY BREAD" shit so they're kinda mixing the two for the jokeIt sucks and should still say cheese fries, thoughbeit
>>219026805Emma sucks so bad dude I cant take it
>>219026797whos gonna tell him
>>219026766HOLY SHIT A BINGOBONGO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Hey wiggers I would like to send a TTS to Bam, but he is never there for more than 5 minutes! What is the deal with that!
i dreamed last night that johnny neptune hacked into my minecraft server and me and my friends had to hide in the secret speakeasy because he had a gun
INCOMING BAKE
mondoniggers still lurking, not baking
>>219026800wtf are you saying? do you not know what "fight or flight" means that you're butchering it so bad or you just simply didn't understand what I was getting at?
>>219026537It's just that lowres photos hide flawsEmma also looks way better when she's far away from the cameraI think Bingo and Bongo might look better with long hair too Bingo's short hair lets her long neck draw too much attention
Thank god I have alcohol tonight
I'm at that part of the season where I dont actually watch and just read threads to know what's happening.
>>219026576Ben it up
>>219026702this isn't a math exam dumbdumb. no one ever represents BAC as per mille (and it's per MILLE). stay retarded trying to cover up your mistakes
>>219026698Jet was trying to do a "soft reboot" of what Fishtank is, and trying to turn it into a "wild" Gmod RP simulator. Maybe not the worst concept, but he did fuck all to really structure it and gave zero incentives for anybody on the cast to care about it. Like everything Jet does, it's all half-baked and now he's got nothing because nobody is reading his mind to carry out his vision.
Carolina should become the tank's nutritionist and help bingo gain some healthy weight
>>219026828true
can I get a quick rundownn on what they're doing?
Another vibe repair day?
Bingo yelling at Bongo for drinking again.
Twins are just circling the staircase
>>219026848I stopped watching a few days ago. I'm just here to dab on jet
>>219026859drink 3 beers in 2 hours challenge
NO ONE BAKE IM BAKING
>>219026845t. me every night
>>219026859Barely drinking for 2 hours, and then maybe Bashir will get beaten up by crybaby Vance. Very exciting night.
>>219026859killing time for the next 2 weeks until Jet hands bingo and bongo a giant novelty check for $50,000
BASHIR IS THE HECKIN CONTENT KING RIGHT NOW GUYS HE'S REALLY LIGHTING UP THE HOUSE WOO
I don't have to compete with Drake for Emma's affection anymore. We'll be lovers after the show
>>219026764Challenges don't matta
>>219026343because they have been run through already. call me incel or whatever but fucking whores is supposed to be bad but I must accept a bitch that was ran through by packs of niggers anyway?
sex with jet
>>219026841I'm saying you're wrong and fishtank is perceived as the horrible manipulative nazi reality show and Cx is just edgy
Twincam, best cam.
>>219026859Jet has a concussion so they're taking it easy
>>219026882true
>>219026865I think they're just strategizing about the challenge
>>219026859bashir boxes vance
>>219026891Calm down Mints.
>>219026891many are doing this
>>219026907>>219026907>>219026907
>>219026886Was your mom run through by a pack of niggers? Why is that the first thing you go to
sex with marky
>>219026886If they young they usually have less bodies than never married women their age
>>219026882Yes unironically. Compared to what? Watching JD, Emma and James bitch about him for hours a day?
>>219026891like he has a nice dick and im a size queen what can i say
>>219026764OMG!!! not fair!!! HE LITERALLY CAN NOT DRINK A BEER!!
>>219026891hi mints
Landon didn't even try to fight back, dude just went down. It was pathetic, i would have boxed ben for lols and good time
Can one of you crazy people just roll up on them. It's a shame Freddy is such a pussy he blocked me when I called him a wuss with no balls when he was barking he'd show up and kick mints ass. Drunky can't even tie his shoes
>>219026669You're retarded. Fishtank is a direct rip off of what Ice was doing 10 years ago. Sam even confirmed it
>>219026886You think there's a single attractive woman over 30 that hasn't been run through?
I sucked at band practice today because I watched fishtank instead of practicing and they clearly looked annoyed at times
>>219026576lol ben it upThey have succesfully gaslit landon that what they did is cool btw
>>219026859Slowly drink a beer for 2 hours!!!!! Kino!!!
>>219026506Nah Peruvian, not Spanish.
>>219026999yes but if you hang out on 4chan all day you will never ever find one
>>219026882Who the fuck else is doing anything? He's silent now because the whiny bitches haven't fucked with him yet, which they're going to do.
>>219026510jon saying this even after PWODUCT NOT DEWIVERED is so great
>>219026975Many are saying this
>>219027044victim muzzy thinks people have it out for him because he destroyed a plant 10 days ago and not because he's a faggot
bingo looks so cute with her little faux corset
>>219026977I'd rather not have to deal wirh another man's child just for some pussy. Real sex doesn't feel as good as jerking off anyways
>>219027035You're nuts bro
>>219026832Pepelaugh that retard actually thinks the show is 2 months hahah
>>219027137i am a 37 year old woman, plenty of other women in my church group are not "ran through" thank you very much
>>219026869i had a lot of work this week, had it in my bg almost all week. literally nothing interesting happened. not even people leaving/getting "eliminated" was exciting at all.
>>219027019That's Spaniard conquistador. Inca were mongoloid eskimoes.
>>219027180>i am a 37 year old womanExtremely grim
Where has Bashir been the last hour
>>219027180ur fat
>>219027128real sex is mostly touch and oxytocin release, it feels better than fapping but for different reasons
Jet the tank needs a filter. The thing on the left is a powerhead. Sorry the IT cant read
>>219027244I think he's changing again or something. Hes in the bathroom fucking with his bags. Maybe he's prepping his shit to be fucked with because he's pretty sure this whole bit is to fuck with him.
never trust an IT nigga with a smartwatch
>>219027313Add water to it as well. Thanks maejok
>>219026576>https://voca.ro/1kyg0VryCQwcur a good singer
