What did the 3000 policemen eat the 5 months they were locked up in the sewers?
>>219026913*gruff voice*Sewer food.
Rats
>>219026913scraps
>>219026915*bats
>>219026913Brahmin milk
>>219026913Nolan ego.
>>219026915Roasted over heated heads
>>219026913Catwoman would squat above a manhole cover and leave them kitty treats, pawing snow over the mess to cover her tracks
imagine the smell
Nolanslop
>>219026924What about futa Robin?
>>219026925was there a female robin
>>219026913How did they all get haircuts, and shave their beards?
They show Bane goons lowering supplies into the sewers, because Batman villains usually just put everyone into escapable death traps, instead of directly killing them, except when they dovideo games?
>>219026928>feeding the cops when you just plan to blow everyone up anywaysI like TDKR unironically but if you stop to think about anything that happens in the movie for even a second it completely falls apart
>>219026913nothing but maggoty bread
>>219026924my brother
>>219026925i'm robin fighting all the aforementioned futas by myself (i lose the fight)
>>219026924Based>>219026932Unbased, futa should always be on female or other futa
>>219026933if you're looking at porn you're correctif you're there in person it'd permissible
>>219026934That's a valid take
batgirl (non-futa)
>>219026929Bane talks about hope, giving men a false sense of hope before breaking them.
>>219026936Even I have better legs (if I shaved them)
>>219026929The plane kidnapping is great too>were going to make this look like a plane crash where the scientist died >so we’re going to rip both wings off the plane and have the fuselage crash straight down miles away from the wings >were going to have a dead body and put like a pint of the doctors blood in him because that’s how identification would work>I’m going to sacrifice one of my own men because CIA said only one person would get to ride even though everyone involved knew it was a ploy and he was just pretending to shoot men before throwing them out of an airplane. So if he called anything in at all, it’d be that they had multiple dudes in custody
BRAVONOLAN
>>219026924I'm pretty sure you're gay.
>>219026913Yummy yummy ass excretions
>>219026940i noticed that too, my brother tought it was a stupid tought
>>219026929that movie was so fucking weird that it makes me think nolan didn't want to make a batman movie at all
>>219026944>Semi offscreen kills the main villain>Plays up some random henchman woman like it's an incredibly big dealYeah definitely some weird choices going on there
>>219026926In Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns
>>219026913Sir this is the videogames goard
>>219026938Prove it slut
>>219026948No What kind of weirdo would post his legs on internet?
>>219026936They let chubby girls on tv back then?
>>219026940When did he eject though?
>>2190269133000 went in. Only 2600 came out.
>>219026913pigs can eat just about anything
That has to be the most retarded scene in modern film history.
>>219026913Dead cops
>>219026945I remember people called it before the movie came out>”hey is that talia?”>”n-no”
>>219026955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlFDqrpaL0
>>219026954I mean it's basically just a rip off of the part in Robocop 3 where the Detroit cops fight back against the OCP. Kind of checks out that ripping off the worst Robocop movie would turn out shitty
>>219026913Wtf, I thought I accidentally clicked on /tv/
>>219026939What was Bane's plan if CIA decided to just gun them all down at the beginning instead of taking them aboard the plane?
>>219026913Why did they all march down the street in one big group. Shouldn't they be using gorilla tactics or something?
>>219026945>>Semi offscreen kills the main villainI remember how they let the Joker hanging and never showed up again, granted it may be because the actor died
>>219026921>didn't fall and break anythingdamn...
>>219026913Man /v/ is way cooler with /tv/ crossposters then they are. Some of them have a friggen ulcer over it they hate vidya so much.
>>219026951>what is autopilot
>>219026965Video games are for retards.
>>219026962Because they had to SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM ALL
>>219026961The CIA are good guys, they would never do something like that.
>>219026970I never caught this detail, neat
>>219026955I"M ACTING
>>219026913This was more ridiculous than anything in the 60s batman show
>>219026962I asked my friend this after we watched it, and he said it supposed to be symbolic of taking back the city or something.
>>219026913
>>219026913An underground hotel that also drycleaned their uniforms and gave everybody a shave and haircut
>>219026930Gotham has tons of restaurants, they would choose from many menus
>point of the previous movie is that Batman resisted the Joker's provocations to kill him and break his code>is casually ok with Catwoman just shooting Bane dead
>>219031147>i'm not going to kill you, but i don't have to save you>i tackled harvey, but it was the fall that killed him>no guns no killing, nvm it's coolmore like loopholeman
>>219026945>random henchwomanI can tell you don't know shit about batman.
>>219026955this woman has an oscar and two cesars
>>219032274In the movies? Yeah she is a completely non character. Doesnt matter if she is the daughter of al ghul. It means jack shit
>>219026955why is this so funny bros
>>219026970MOSQUITO MAN, NO!
>>219026913There were originally 10,000
>>219026929>if you stop to think about anything that happens in the movie for even a second it completely falls apartThis is every Nolan movie.
>>219027322somebody get this hothead outta here.
>>219026929>if you stop to think about anything that happens in the movie for even a second it completely falls apartthat's literally every movie
>>219026913Deez nuts
>>219031147do you want him to scold her or something
>>219026913Making not-new York city cops into some sort of upstanding upright for the people citizen brigade in the last movie was an odd laughable choice in any timeline, but especially funny when the first movie in the trilogy was about how utterly corrupt the entire force was.
>>219032077> loopholemanKek
>I'm going to lura all Gotham's police underground. and trap them there!Did no one read this aloud and realise how silly it sounds? It sounds like a plan a kid would come up with
>>219035244Are you dumb or something. The cops in the third movie are different indeed because what happened in the first two jmovies, that's the entire point. Are you all here just pretending to be retarded or what
>>219026940>[Although DC Comics was pretty idealistic at the time, the Legion went a step further. As the Legion's roster expanded... the peaceful United Planets, monitored by the wonderfully-named Science Police helped flesh out the feature's utopian future.>The stories could be silly, such as in the try-out issues where characters with sometimes humorously bizarre powers auditioned for their shot on the team. But what could be more idealistic, if not Utopian, than having those ridiculous rejects band together as the Legion of Substitute Heroes and prove themselves?
>>219026940looks like when Calvin and Hobbes would play Calvinball.
>>219026955I literally turned 360 degrees and left the theater when this scene happened
>>219026940I remember making this connection in the cinema right at the start of this scene, shit was ridiculous.
>>219026913The real question is where did all of their guns/ammo go? They all had guns when they entered the sewers, but when they exit they have to resort to hand to hand combat.
>>219026920Kek
>>219026928He seems a rather large gentleman.
>>219026913The smaller cops. If Bane left them down there long enough, the sole-surviving, massive ubercop would have punched his way out and beat Bane to death wis bare hands.
>>219035477t. derek chauvin
>>219026913bussy, black bussy.one black man can sustain a city with how zesty his ass is.
if TMNT video games have taught me anything, there are pizzas sitting around there
>>219026939This scene made me come up with my own word to describe it:>smartarded(smar·TAR·dəd): a cinematic term describing a scene or a movie wherein the plot, the characterizations, or both are so stupid that it can only mean that either the director is retarded or thinks his audience is
>>219026953Lmao
>>219026962>gorilla tactics
>>219033009Because it’s so shitty. >>219035111Kekked and chekked.
>>219037079>Donatello dies>It's never been more over
>>219026944I think he didn’t want to make another one after Ledger died but WB made him or something
>>219038496I’m convinced that Nolan was inspired to write the Plane Scene after getting away with robbery scene at the beginning of TDK. It’s only slightly less retarded. I think he legit started to pushing the envelope to see what he could get away with.
>>219026970>we'll fix it in post>its pg-13 now>never mind
>>219026913Each other. There was originally 15,000 of them
>>219026913Don't be smart
>>219027322Poor Wiggum.
Let's run at them with our guns!
