It's blue.
>>219027565Like my cum
>>219027565American movie theaters in the US still seem like they are worth going to. Here in Canada we dont have extensive food options, double size seats or alcohol sales at our theaters.
>>219027565I got a blue avatar themed fleshlight when the first movie released. Honestly, not bad at all, can recommend.
>>219027691I just noticed that it has two clits. Lol nice touch.
>>219027565americans love eating food coloring huh?
>>219027666It's only some theaters that are cool.My local cinema is called Roadhouse. Food, booze, heated reclining double-sized seats.Why would you go anywhere else?
>>219027691n-na'avi?
>>219027565Looks like the krabby patty spongebob and mr. krabs gave the health inspector.
>>219027565>>219028114Movies and film are getting a bit too horny for my tastes.
>>219027565Anons always post about these things like they are American but 99% of the time they’re either in Australia, Central Europe, or the Emirates only. Americans don’t get this many tie-in products anymore because we stopped going to the theatre. Only in the most Western-adjacent nations that may serve the occasional American but generally serve the domestic audience of whichever country they’re in.>>219028114Literally a .au website at the bottom.
>>219028309Ok.
>>219028419>only 2.99
>>219028419>>219028453$2.99 wouldn't even get you the fries these days
>>219028453With inflation that's like 30$ today.
>>219027565Do you think avatars eat avatar burgers?
>>219028535no, they don't know what a meat grinder is
>>219028702Enjoy cancer from all of those dyes.
>>219028532
>>219028746Oh, I could have sworn the Flintstone film came out around the 80's.
>>219027691this unironically gives less consumer slop vibes than >>219027565. I mean what do burgers have to do with Avatar?
>>219028723That's not water
>>219027565Were they purposely trying to make it look like the Nasty Patty?
>>219028419>super-sized mcrib meal for three bucksGod
>>219028702WITNESS ME
>>219027565>Charcoal bun>24 hour smoked brisket >Bright blue colored aioliSometimes I think that the chef's that come up with these meme movie tie-in foods are just trolling to see what they can get away with
>>219027565>excuse me, is the Navi cum load in this burger sourced from Pandora or is it fake cum?
>>219029244Unfortunately sir I have to break the immersion for a second and remind you that this is a movie. It is however, real cum, if that still sounds good
>>219029455Ill take the super size meal please
>>219027565FOOD DYES YUM YUM
>>219027565>It's green
>>219029069
>>219029489Perfect, now can I offer you closer seating in the Pandoran Blue Aoli section of our theater?
>>219027666>American movie theaters in the US still seem like they are worth going to.Nice try, Satan. But everyone knows theaters here are the last place you want to go to if you want to actually SEE a movie. You're paying for the experience of having your shoes stuck to the floor and a half-dozen phone lights in your peripheral for three hours.
>>219029577I prefer to take my meal at the gloryhole.
>>219029527Imagine the green diarrhea
>>219028746>You're wrong, goyim. Don't believe your lying eyes, look at the chart we made!Shut the fuck up. McCock's is like 7x as much now as it was then.
S O V LOVL
Americans are mentally ill.
>>219028830Sex toy movie tie ins are usually somewhat genuine because it's a larger investment and theyre appealing to the desire to fuck the subjects of the movie/game. BD has a whole line of Fallout-inspired toys, and a few others from popular titles
>>219030622We just love a good meal/snack. That's all
Mint OGRE LOAD
>>219027614seek medical help
>>219030827>Fallout-inspired toysWell, the girl toys would obviously just be green dicks, but what exactly is there for the men?
>>219030827
>>219028419>poobah
>>219028419>only 2.99REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219029160kek
>>219027565Do Americans fucking really? What the FUCK is that unholy slop?
>>219028419we used to be a real country...
>>219039369
>>219028419comfy movie. i like that the kids of my generation liked the flintstones and all those hanna barbera toons.
>>219027565moldy buns and blue frosting muy delicioso
>>219028702>Judgement Day FlavorDoes that mean it tastes like ash?
>>219028419Kind of funny because there doesn't look to be anything special about this at all, they just renamed it lol
>>219028114Did anyone actually watch this movie? I keep forgetting it came out, but then again I'm surprised at half the capeshit that just gets shat out without anyone noticing these days.
>>219028419we used to be a real country
>>219042854I was about to say yes but then I remembered no I hadn't, I just saw the "I won't forgetcha buddy" clip.
>>219027565I love how Hollywood is all 'capitalism is bad' while making people eat up literal slop to make them shekels
>>219030555that hobbit hole breakfast looks so fucking good
>>219027565Kino.
wherever i goi bring shrek sauce with mesimple as
>>219027565>Is it gonna come out of my ass blue also?
>>219046069this would work best if they were bold enough and the godzilla burger had lizard meat and the king kong burger had monke meat
>>219027824what’s a clit?
>>219027565dabadeedabadeyLike an ultramarine.
>uhh yeah can I get the burger that looks like a bunch of smurfs bukkake'd in it?
>>219028419When we still had agriculture and lots of farmers food was cheapNow we import everything from China/mexico and have too many mouths to feed vs. contributors
>>219030192>jews didn’t run US in the mid-90sGrow your own food btw
>>219040070that is australian
>FOMO CinemasWhat a perfectly apt name for a movie theater chain. I do not have FOMO for any terrible, contemporary film released by Hollywood. Neither, apparently, does anybody else, as both this theater chain and all its competitors will be out-of-business within the next five years or so.
>>219041794lmao
>>219027691I bought fleshflight and it is so tight it hurts and feel really uncomfortable. And I have smallest dick in my friend group. Are you supposed to use lube with these or something? I don't really wanna make mess cause cleaning takes too much effort. I just pull out and finish jerking off to toilet.
>>219036407>Sonic loves tiny tacosSomeone check on Cream
>>219048351WTF
>>219028746>>219030192>Shadow inflation
>>219027565When does the bluray for Fire and Ash come out?
>>219048605Every fleshlight is impossible to use without lube, hell even spit ain't enough.
>>219040615they auctioned this thing off and I wanted to buy it and put it in my yard
>>219027614Wanky Smurf.. lay off the smurfberries
>>219048605yes you need lube to fuck rubber
>>219048605damnn na'vi pussy is this tight IRL??
>>219048605This bozo wonders why he can't get real pussy and is stuck banging a piece of silicone when he doesn't think foreplay and lubrication are important kek. Doesn't want to clean up either when real sex is way more messy
>>219027565It's black.
bump
>>219048605Why do you know how big your friend’s dicks are?
>>219027847OP posted an Australian movie chain but great job falling for bait and seething about it
>>219030827Do you think there are fleshlight collectors, in the same manner people collect Funkopops, stamps, etc.?People who collect all those weird movie tie in fleshlights.>I just need the Predator and Robocop fleshlights to complete my collection!
>>219027565what is it about blue-flavored food that's so weird? Is it because it's so rare to find in the wild? I'm talking about truly "Blue" foods, not purple shit like blueberries
>>219046069>gorilla>chicken burgerkinda racist methinks
>>219054702FTFY
>>219030555Kino
>>219027691>don't live alone and probably never will>can never enjoy one of these because of the primal fear of it being found one day
>>219048605Anon, you always need lube. Think about it. Do you dry fuck your hand too?
>>219027691Does some company still make these? Honestly would love one of these. Out of all the unofficial bootleg /tv/ merch, I think the N'avi pussy probably takes the cake as the best. also picrel unrelated. Not real but a god-tier shitpost.
>>219027666We don't have alcohol at theaters in the US either, better seats cost more (some theaters have full blown recliners but that's usually like $100 extra, not even kidding) and the food is both extremely overpriced since you can't bring your own in and very unhealthy.
>>219041794see>>219057283
>>219057250I'll probably live alone in a couple of years, would the delivery guy know what I ordered? I could never buy something like it in person.
>>219028419We used to be a real country.
>>219057325Yes, but who cares? Buy it in person and tell the ugly piercings covered chick behind the counter "I'm going to go cum in this, thanks" before waddling out of the sex shop as fast as you can without tripping over your Rick & Morty™ flip-flops.
>>219057250I can't imagine it's worth the 30 minutes of shamefully cleaning your cum out of it afterwards. You'll know that's coming up right after and get hit with the post-fap regret before you're even done using it
>>219027691I picture Abatap slamming this thing while he moans "NEY NEY NEY NEY NEY!!!!" out the tiny window of his russian apartment.
>>219027691...does this mean Neytiri doesn't have a clit? No wonder she's so angry all the time
>>219027565>Blue salt.It's just the blue aioli, right?
>>219057370>shamefullyI didn't spank it for like 5-6 days straight a few weeks ago and when I finally did it hit the ceiling. I was giggling to myself the entire time I was wiping it down.
>>219057325Just set one of those Amazon lockers as the delivery destination, if your country has them. Grab it in person, no interaction with people at any step of the process.
Are vaginas actually ribbed like that inside? That's weird.
>>219057681yea not with all those obvious bumps and shit, but it does have a lot of ridges that you can definitely feel, even moreso if you're going in raw
>>219057449Yeah, I forgot about those. It's probably better if I don't get one at all though, I'm already barely putting effort into meeting someone.
>>219057370>30 minutes to clean a fleshlightare you fucking stupid? >Remove from any sleeve it's in>rinse with warm water for like 3-4 minutes, get fingers in there to help wipe. If you are a coward just use a wet handtowel to wipe interior gently>Pat dry with a dry towel>set down flesh-light somewhere dry>optionally you can come back to it in a few hours when it's fully air-dried and give it a light dash of baby powder to keep it soft. At max cleaning a flesh-light takes 7 minutes of any effort. I never understand anons who talk about post-nut shame or guilt. If they are automatically shaming themselves for pleasuring themselves they have bigger mental problems to worry about lmao.>>219057681somewhat, but not nearly as much as toys.
>>219057681 you can definitely feel the ridges, but more than anything else it's just an overwhelming feeling of heat, like you're sticking your meat into a scalding bowl of pie filling
>>219057449fuck that, I have it delivered in the manufacturers packaging. Who cares if people know I bully my dick with an onahole? Everyone masturbates
>>219058080>Everyone masturbatesI don't, I have sex
>>219057283>Does some company still make these?They are hard to come by. You'll probably have to go through some aftermarket retailer like Sinful (don't know if you yanks have them over there though). https://www.sinful.se/p/alien-fleshlight/1011253
>>219058213porque no los dos?
>>219057395I'd imagine that this is her clit, in which case she has two of them.
>Let's not bother giving away any toys, lets just make our bokes look like blocks or somethingFast food has really gone downhill from when I was a kid.
>>219058441If this was released in 1987 (pretend for a moment that Minecraft was a retro franchise instead), you faggots would be saying "SOVL... SO SOULFUL.". You hate it because it's new.
>>219028419Seeing those 90s cups gives me some deep nostalgia
>>219058303>4 recensionerjej
>>219057395there are clearly 2 clits, are you blind or just retarded?
>>219058441I liked the branding and that volcano sauce was good shit.
>>219058525Not really, if my tie-in meal didn't come with a toy I'd be very pissed off.
>>219058739>>219027824>fell for the clit psyop>fell for the g-spot psyop>fell for the squirting psyop>fell for the female orgasm psyopwake up people>>219046345communist psyop, of the "men getting pregnant" variety
>>219058985yea all that shit's fake, but the p-spot is absolutely a real thing
good thread
>>219027565
>>219028419VGH.....McDonalds onions still look revolting even in staged ads from 35 years ago though
>>219059356Or you could have the upmarket version.
>>219030555Honestly there is nothing better after a long road trip than a turkey and dressing dinner at Denny's
>>219059356That entire meal cost maybe $3 and the majority of the cost was the drink. Same meal right now $15.46. Granted that's Doordash price so maybe about 10% cheaper in store even still that would about $14
>>219059608After eating a hearty meal like that, i'm going to need more than three sea shells if you know what I'm saying haha!
>>219060190You have to take into account inflation too. But yeah think fast food is more and more overpriced for the quality it has.
>>219061042Imagine the Taco braps.
>>219030224
>>219028419what do the x's on the cup symbolize?
>>219057325just make it part of an order and it will come in one of those plain brown boxes
>>219061529>muhhh inflationYou say this like people are getting paid 5x more which they are not. Money is concentrating within a certain segment of society, as it does in all third world countries which the US now is, and wages are stagnant. The so-called American Dream was mostly about the middle class which is disappearing. Idk why normalfags can't handle basic finance/economics but I realize it's dry and boring to the average plebeian
>>219058441In spite of what you're being told, the world is going through a global recession unlike any we've seen so far. It's being dragged out for most likely decades while the facade is kept up because letting it hit full force would likely force society to restructure and to wake up to the fact that a very small percentage of the population hoard all the worlds resources.
>>219048605Here's your (You)
