*stands with his head down and eyes closed waiting for someone to open the door*
>>219027914*whisper*(kino)
>>219027914Force users can sense when other force users are getting close.
>>219027914How long had he been standing there like that?
>>219027914It was tike to 'at last reveal himself to the jedi.' Did you not watch the movie?
>>219027980Not like a super long time but longer than he had intended and the thought that he had stood in front of the wrong door did cross his mind once while waiting.
>>219027914Looks like a action figure
>>219027914>Barely said a thing>Cool design>Cool lightsaber design >Beat the fuck out of Qui Gon and Obi Wan >Keeps having media made with him because he was so coolThey don't make villains like him anymore.
>>219027956Maybe some can. Explain Palpatine having lunch with Yoda, Windu for a decade
>>219027914The sad thing is that this sequence is still better than disney wars in its entirety
>>219028121Can you go a single thread without bringing up the sequels?
Imagine half the cinema going off their head at george
>>219028101Good point, how would the guy whose entire MO is operating from the shadows know how to conceal his powers?
>>219028101Sidious learned how to hide his power level. It's some kind of Sith Sorcery technique.
>>219028065Lol
>>219027914Zoomers can't into aura
>>219027914>George creates one villain per prequel movie>they're all as iconic as Vader>nobody gives a shit about Kylo Ren or PhasmaAnother day, another kneeling from me to George.
>>219027914What, never ridden in an elevator before?
>>219027980You should have seen how long he was waiting behind the other door.
>>219027914>TOROOOOOOOOO>LA TOROOOOOO>TOROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219027914KORAHMATAHKORAHRAHTAHMAH
Why didn't they just shoot him? There were twenty of them with blasters and he didn't even have his saber out.
>>219028623>they're all as iconic asLet's not go nuts, dude.
>>219028623>>219028121>dude, muh sequels
>>219027914He's thinking "this is gonna be so cool, just another two hours"
>>219027914its called aura farming boomer
>>219027914Probably meditating. EVIL meditating.
>>219028804He would have stopped all their laser bullets with raw aura like Neo, dumbass
>>219028623Fucking rofl no, only Darth Maul is the only comparable and he gets five minutes of screen time before being killed off and doesn't talk apart from a couple of lines like "finally we wll have revenge" just no my guy. If you're going to post about this, learn what's actually good about the originals in the first place-what people loved about these films
>>219028138Can the sequels stop sucking? Please.
Chance roy
>>219028979It's been 17 years. Time to let go, Mike.
>>219027914He was nodding off when he heard the door open
>>219028804It was hubris
If I made the movie Maul would be seething really hard and freak the Jedi out with how unhinged he looks
Obi wan slipped because he was mucking around
Why was he such a KWAB? Isn't he supposed to be a master jedi?Even his padawan was stronger? Embarrassing
>>219029347His padawan got a power-boost from his grief, it kinda looks like he taps into the dark side a bit honestly
>>219029106This is another post about the sequels.
>>219029202Literally no one in the entire world thinks of "Count Dooku" as being on the same level as Darth Vader. That includes you.
>>219029347He was reckless in spite of his advanced age.
>>219029805If tapping into the dark side makes you more powerful, I would simply acknowledge dark side supremacy and join it, personally
>>219029202Yeah and it's been 10 years since the ROTS Plinkett review, faggot
>>219028804>everyone looks greenscreened in>the entire movie looks like thisJust awful.
>>219030177The force awakens fixed everything
>>219030272Then it should have remade The Phantom Menace and not A New Hope.
>>219030292Anybody is more talented than george
>>219027914I do this
uhh he was clearly force meditating waiting for a moment he knew was going to happen due to his force related clairvoyance.idiot.
>>219027914
The dark side is a pathway to aura farming some consider to be unnatural
>>219028101They were dumb, and Palpatine was doing it on purpose to get a sorta duper's delight
>>219030471When you killed every last prequel fan
>>219027914>*stands with his head down and eyes closed waiting for someone to open the door*He knows where the Jedi are better than a dog or cat listening to a blank wall with their super-ears. Do you even Star Wars?
>>219028804He wasn't making a move, there was no need to get it on.Furthermore, he didn't say a single word; he listened
>>219028623>they're all as iconic as VaderLook I like Grevious but lets be realistic here.Grevious was basically a main antagonist of the Clone Wars & Maul's had a lot of play lately but neither is even in the same conversation as Vader.Dooku even after all these years is still a Literal Who propped up by being played by Christopher Lee for like 10 minutes of screentime.
>>219030498It's true
>>219028063Lmao
>>219027914watch the RLM reviews
>>219028063I've done that. Shit's awkward.
>>219029347He wanted to try out his new force ghost idea.
He was thingken bout life
>>219027914Best fight in all of star wars
>>219028101It's shitty lore tacked onto a children's movie. You people all need to get your head out of your ass.
>>219028623George knew what he was doing.
>DAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM DUM DUMDUM!He was probably humming to himself while he stood there waiting.
>>219028804blasters aren't serious weapon
>>219027914>*sits with his head steady and eyes closed waiting for the computer to open the door*It's like poetry
>>219027914To me its weird how a sandstone colonnade with marble floor opens directly into an industrial power station or processing center with a bottomless reactor core shaft.
>>219028696and before that, the wall that looked like a door
>>219035016Did he?
>*stands with his head down and eyes closed waiting for a suckhead to make the first move*
>>219028101>"Hard to see, the dark side is"
>>219028101that's actually his power as a sith, it's how they've remained hidden for thousands of years. also sheev is literally the most powerful sith of all time and the Jedi were extra retarded
>>219027914*some janitor opens the doorfirst iinstead of the Jedi**he awkwardly shoos them away*
>>219042252Who talks first
>>219027914but what if they had just shot him immediately
>>219035164From what retarded Marvel Nu Wars is this from?
BUM BUUUUM
>>219029912PCP makes you more powerful so bow down to that.
>>219042531Well then he'd be dead.
>>219042678Return of the Attack of the Clones.
>>219043791I always love that sweet barrel roll he does then throws his arm out like WASSSUP BITCH
>>219042728I once saw a gut on PCP put his fist through a windshield, broke every bone in his hand and didn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?
>>219027914he opened the door with the force
>>219029347his qui gon is pretty good but at the end it really should feel like a past his prime maverick who can't help but over commit to the fight even though obi wan isn't there. as it is it just feels like he's being baited down the hallway by maul and falls for it hook line and sinker
Why did the choreography go to absolute shit between TPM and AOTC? All that energy and tension from TPM's big duel is gone in AOTC's, it's just some glowsticks waving around with nonsensical action.
>>219028101Yoda and Windu both suck at their jobs. Ok, they’re both pretty handy with their lazer swords. Not that it did either of them any good against Sheev. But what’s the point if you can’t sense a scheme when it’s passing you the port? You can argue Windu was younger than Palpatine and still needed time he wouldn’t get to catch up, but it’s deeply embarrassing for the green gremlin, who was about 10 times older.
>>219044690How genius was it when anakin cut the power
>>219028804He scared them. That’s literally it. The Naboo were absolute pussies.
>>219044863It was shit.
>>219027914This is a pose that 8-12yo boys will see and say the word “badass”. Later, they will grow up to be you g adults and realize that it is not badass, it is a cliche, and a corny one bc its been used to death since the 70s. By the time they get into 70s films, they will have seen enough movies to realize that all star wars and marvel movies have been since then are collections of old tired worn-out cliches ripped off from others works and sold to young dumb kids as original. Because that is what makes the money that pays to make the endless parade of generic trash content they’ve been gulping down since they were born, suckling at the teat of corporate america for a drop of “culture”. It is shit, they are shit, everything is shit.
>>219029876Wrong.>>219030080Double wrong.
>>219045478This routine is pointless.
>>219035016Yeah it's almost like no matter how much retards seethe at him, he created the fucking universe and everything in it.
>>219044968It's like they had an idea and immediately stopped.>What if it's dark and the sabers cast the light?>Ok, what do they do then?>I dunno. Wave em around in closeups.
>>219029842So... they can't? Damn :(
>>219042678It's an edit.
>>219045519So why are you here, bot?
JEDI DANCE PARTY
It's....him. That guy.
