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Good movies to watch around Easter time?
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>>219029763
>Will you yield the city?
>Before I lose it, I will burn it to the ground. Your holy places - ours. Every last thing in Jerusalem that drives men mad.
>I wonder if it would not be better if you did.
in hindsight this may not have been the worst plan
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If I had the power i would fire tungsten rods onto the temple mount from orbit turning it into a creator so the 3rd temple could never be built. That would piss off the christcucks to a satisfying level.
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stop watching ridley slop already
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>>219029871
Yeah... almost like it wasn't filmed contemporaneously, but rather, with the power of hindsight...
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>>219029763
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Real Crusades History exposed this trash.
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>>219029958
you really would just need to destroy the foundation stone and the shallow cave beneath it
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>>219029763
The Passion
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>>219029958

"Christcucks" believe jesus himself in the third temple, moron
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>>219029968
Then what are some good movies that address similar themes for Easter?
>>219030005
Hm. Seems based. What about Ben Hur?
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>>219030072
And why shouldn't they. After all. Why not?
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>>219030084
try the wicker man, the original
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>>219030180
No silly that's Halloweeny. I want like shit to do with Jerusalem and crusades and holy places and Jesus and Moses and ancient Israel and shit.
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Does Eva Green get naked in this one?
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>>219030250
she does not. you get some sexy wet hair lounging but thats it
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>>219030377
And a literal sex scene?
This boomer didn’t watch the director’s cut kek
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>>219030208
>ancient Israel
solomon and sheba (1959), a bit heavy on the drama
>crusades
scheherazade (1963), drama again, carolingian frankish knights instead of crusaders but feels pretty similar to a crusader states era film
lionheart (1987) a sort of children's crusade film, a family movie but takes itself seriously enough to be watchable
el cid (1961), (a-)historical reconquista epic, castilians vs moors
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>>219030429
Does she show her boobies?
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>>219029763
Good Friday:
Passion of the Christ

Easter Saturday:
Last Temptation of Christ

Easter Sunday:
LOTR Trilogy (after mass ofc)
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>>219030751
Mine goes,

Palm Sunday:
Jesus of Nazareth Part 1

Maundy Thursday (evening):
The Passion of the Christ

Good Friday:
Jesus Christ Superstar

Holy Saturday/Easter Eve (evening):
The Ten Commandments

Easter Sunday:
Jesus of Nazareth Part 2
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>>219030708
I don't remember, I think it was mainly just Hollywood sex with lots of kissing. But there are extensive frolicks. She's very much a slut whore as usual
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>>219030833
I need some new material from her. She hasn't been naked in a while now.



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