Predict the plot.
starring Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham
Wasn't the plot leaked already, and they're misunderstood/were only trying to help or something retarded?
>>219030126God forbid Disney have to create original characters one time
At least they won't be race swapped. Can't have browns looking mean or evil on the big screen.
>>219030321but they'll be the "good guys" this time.
>villains are bad because uglyIs Disney the biggest perpetrator of body shaming? They did this for decades
>>219030359this. i'm so sick of >BUT WHAT IF THE BAD GUY ACTUALLY WASN'T REALLY BAD, THEY JUST HAD BAD CIRCUMSTANCESabsolutely jewish subversion
>>219030126it turns out they're only evil because of patriarchy or something.
>>219030321cinderella and her fairy godmother will be race swapped. the stepmother and stepsisters will be white of course because theyre the antagonists. cinderella will woo the prince who will also be white but probably gay to make it palatable. of course cinderalla is portrayed by zendaya
>>219030126they are remaking old ass movies now
Probably some bullshit about how they were cursed as a child that they’d always have to attend the ball and they’d have to stop Cinderella from doing so or else she’d be cursed to turn into the Wicked Stepmother in her old age, so they were purposefully mean and tried to keep her away or some shit.
>>219030126You might not believe me, but the direct to video cartoon movie "Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time" is an extremely fun watch.
>>219030388>villainsNo, just women. All the male villains always stay irredeemable. If anything Scar is even worse now that his backstory is that he's an incel chud jealous of CHADfasa fucking his waifu.
>>219030459>Ever After>Titanic>Romeo + Juliet>Shakespeare in Love>A Walk in the Cloudsmovies your sister had on vhs-core
>>219030188Isn't that just Ever After?Well, one of the sisters is a bitch but the other one is nice
>>219030572You forgot A Walk to Remember
>>219030490it's surprisingly silly
>>219030388>BUT WHAT IF THE BAD GUY ACTUALLY WASN'T REALLY BAD, THEY JUST HAD BAD CIRCUMSTANCESI can't wait to finish my adaptation of mien kamph. Hitler was just misunderstood.
>>219030126>live-actionSo fucking lazy. Only reason they do this is because it's less work.
Wicked ruined an entire generation of women.
>>219030459>>219030732I saw this in the theater but I don't remember anything about it other than this shot.>Just breathe.
>>219030763that's more your sister's first dvd-core
>>219030126The stepsisters are actually low functioning autistics who are trying to be nice to Cinderella but their social awkwardness leads to unfortunate misunderstandings. The mother only has Cinderella do all the work because her natural daughters can't be trusted to not break everything. The ball is the stepmothers only chance to find a man willing to take care care of her daughters after she passes away but Staceyella crashes the party, seduces the prince and makes sure that nobody will ever love her loser femcel stepsisters.
>>219030175FPBP.I'm sorry so many fucking faggots over looked you.
>>219030175One of them and/or Snow White will be black
>>219030572I had your sister on hard-core VHS.
>>219030818>Hitler was just misunderstood I thought this was understood
>>219030235I'd be content just to have new fairy tales being re-told... Disney really is overdue for a 'Dark Tales' line in the vein of horror manga but I don't think Disney+ has even thought of going there.https://collider.com/classic-fairy-tales-surprisingly-no-disney-adaptation/
>>219031591>https://collider.com/classic-fairy-tales-surprisingly-no-disney-adaptation/Trusty John would make an interesting animated feature... set in Mediaeval England, I'm guessing and dealing with the difficulties of royal secrets and succession. I'd love to see that in the art style of 101 Dalmatians (without the dogs for the most part).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZd3IYrcNHk
>>219030126Their mother was killed by a servant when they were younger.>But their mother is aliveTheir other mother. They're going to have 2 in this continuity.
>>219030126>>219030188Cinderella 3 did this already.
>>219030126They were good girls until some evil m*n (white, very white in fact) broke their hearts and made them evil
>>219030126A guy licks their hairy vajayjays.
>>219030459Ever after is a pretty good movie, and I'm not huge with the fairy tales but it plays off more historical and doesn't have silly musical interuptions and shit like that.
>>219030974TELL ME A FABLE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21EATzKPX6E
>>219031767>Trusty John"Andrew Lang" didn't invent that story, it was the story of Isaiah and King Hezekiah, the latter of which showed his treasures to the envoys of Babylon and suffered because of it.
>>219030126Going by the image, they're pointing at a Cat who's just enjoying a plate of greenery.
>>219030126which actresses could make this kino?
>>219030126Me fucking Anastasia relentlessly
>>219031809And it was god tier
>>219032833>enjoyingLook at his face again Anon
There's already a movie about it
