So they're never going to stop doing this are they?
>>219033032black people exist
>>219033032i dont even understand what this is. its a completely independent series with no connection at all to the tom hanks burbs movie. they literally just pasted the name on to it for nostalgia appeal. its exactly like what they did with Gladiator II lmao
>>219033106They should've called it Da 'Urbz
>>219033032the original legit scared me as a child
>>219033032>Tom Hanks as a sexy nigress...I'm listening
>it's okay when white people do it
>>219033330yes?
>>219033145Original ideas don’t get funding unless the showrunner himself is a brand (Most Apple TV shows). Any idea needs to be funneled through an existing brand for recognition. And yes, this is going to happen with every IP made before the year 2005.
>>219033467im dating a black woman and she has a functioning vagina though
>>219033330Guess Who's Coming to Dinner was written by a white guy and directed by a white guy. What point are you trying to make?The guy who directed that is a black guy and it was written by a bunch of white guys.
>>219033106>>219033106>black people existMostly in Africa. In Britain it was found that blacks appear in more than 50% of commercials, despite being 4% of the population.
>>219033032yeahuntil the jews run out of moneywhich should be about this year or next
>>219033145>IP Mining >(c) Bob Igerbelieve the jew what he tells you to your face
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>>219033032if you weren’t such an autistic faggot in dire need of reeeing this shit in a thread, nobody would know it existed
>>219035577>misdirectionKaren... get a real job
>>219033330>he may not have a future father-in-law at allFixed.
>>219033492the only writers left alive are auteurs. the directors guild successfully destroyed the writers guild.
>>219033106And they are a fucking plague
>>219033958>more than 50% of commercialsyes, more than 50%, closer to 98%
>>219033193People never look into how many occult references in early tom hanks movies
>>219033032
>>219033032>The botched photoshoped head>Random light beam on face even though sun is behind her>Cartoon legsA brown made this
I'm sick of niggers. Send them all back to niggerland and they can make ugandan cinema about starving to death like dumb niggers
>>219041941>Clean Streets>No crime>White culture>THE HORROR!I know Gunn is a cryptojew, but how does this even make sense in the show. Germans couldn't care less about niggers and you didn't have this kind of behavior even in early 20th century south.
>>219041941Um but Nazis didn't like Jews, they had no problem with "people of color"
>>219033330Always.
>>219033106I know, it’s a cross western society has to bear on a daily basis
>>219041941Do leftists really get uncomfortable and distraught if they go more than a couple hours without seeing a person with shit-colored skin
>>219033106>black people exist
>>219033032The nigger worship in this country is out of fucking control. They ruined basically everything they touch from TV, music, fashion and whatever “culture” this country has left. Fuck niggers.
>>219033032there is a simple solution , just watch ripped streams and never ever go to the cinema or purchase physical copies?
>>219049098Why would anyone watch a DEI Burbs remake even if it's free?
>>219048899I recently started working at a place with zero (0) immigrants and no HR bullshit. I never thought i'd actually like going to work, but not having shitskins around changed my mind.
>>219033106Fascinating discovery there, Doctor.What does that have to do with the fact that they continually keep taking White characters and replacing them with non-Whites (i.e. "Blackwashing" them), and almost invariably ones that are uglier, less charming, less likable and less talented at acting than the original White person?
>>219033032Why are they so insisting on reboots? Just make your own shit, Jesus Christ. The fucking Wayans brothers did it in the 90's and people loved their movies. Why is it so hard now?
>>219033958Since when has advertising ever been about proportional representation?
>>219033193Same, but having rewatched it, I think most of it for me was that scene where he's flipping through the channels, and there's clips of The Exorcist and Texas Chainsaw 2. Considering I was probably six or seven when I saw it, that fucked me up a smidgen.
>>219033032>The 'Bucksthere goes tha neighborhood!
O Lawd Dem 'Burbs
>>219033106Yeah thanks for reminding me this is a prison planet, work of the demiurge
>>219033032Just send an ice cream truck into the Hood with poisoned ice cream. Problem solved in less than a day.
>>219033330>button on suspenders>with a clip>also a belt
>>219051044
>>219050277Where have you been the last two decades? They never shut up about it (but the proportionality only applies to non-Whites, and it's disproportionate).
>>219033106>Every single media portrait of a wog is the same stereotype>The slick street smart ex hood who is totally good now because he just is okay?>The strong wamman she don't need no man>A crack smoking gang banger but also a good father who gives up everything for is paraplegic daughter for some reason>The gayest dick riding fag who is wealthy for no reason and CEO of buttfuckers incorporatedWow. I'm sure glad these multi dimensional character exist in EVERY FUCKING MUTTOID SERIES
>>219041898Dragnet has heavy occult symbology and references in it. It's a big part of the plot.
>>219041941This was such a piece of shit
>>219033032Wasn't your pedophile president going to put a stop to all of this?
>>219033596The Burbs 2026 stars a white man and is produced by Seth McFarlane and Brian Glazer, what point were you trying to make?
>>219041941>So, this is your perfect world, huh?
>>219033106Really? I would never have heard
>>219035517Kek
>>219033032I doubt even Blacks watch this.
>>219033106Is that the name of this years smash hit horror movie?
>>219033106>black people existyou realize the more you make these race reverse reboots that insult the integrity of the original, the more that phrase will carry negative connotations? It as if you want people to see the presence of black people as a signal of obnoxious corporate diversity slop, rather than authentic expression.
>>219033106Moonlight won best picture a few years ago and Sinners won this month and they both have one thing in common.
>>219048899These are the people who want to put disclaimers on every show and movie made before 2010 for having outdated cultural standards. They want to put disclaimers on Harry Potter and LotR for being too white.
>>219055653>insult the integrity of the originalWON'T SOMEONE RESPECT THE INTEGRITY OF THE BURBS!?
>>219056309you sure aren't beating the 'obnoxious' charge with that one
>>219033032This is like a future AI created version of what a current era 2020's remake of The Burbs would be. The AI would naturally conclude that it was a black woman instead of a Tom Hanks type guy.
