>Is this what you want? Yes or no?What would have happened if he said no?
Why did he fuck up a good thing? Was he retarded?
aces
>>219034193Who cares? What a stupid show
>>219034277He just wanted to be friends with Malvo
I think a man with no ass is a powerful force to be reckoned with.
>>219034193the longer the show goes on the more malvo seems like an idiot who survives based on pure luck. when his entire plan against oliver platt was that he had no peripheral vision his villainy status just fell apart.
>"no"Malvo would probably still be weird and kill him>"oh my bad I thought you were someone else."They part ways and go on to enjoy their lives
>>219034568but muh shades of green
>>219034568He probably got a swelled head (understandably so) after soloing the entire syndicate without a scratch
I think me and Malvo would be friends
how do you get a job like this?
>>219035292I don’t think it’s so glamorous. The “$10,000 a hit“ figure has been the same for 30 years and hasn’t changed with inflation. It’s worse than video games. Buyers market
>>219035292>after soloing the entire syndicate without a scratchmove to some 3rd world shithole like brazil.murder for hire in the US is ALWAYS a informant unless you are dealing with the mexican cartels.
>>219034193It makes no sense that Jolie was all over this guy. No sense at all.
>>219035676>kids with MGKShe obviously has no taste
>>219035498>The “$10,000 a hit“ figure has been the same for 30 years and hasn’t changed with inflationin the real world it's not a flat rate per hit, it's a bounty. even cartel hitmen aren't paid a flat rate per person, they just get paid weekly/monthly like a day job.the bounty system i've only ever read being done by gangs in the US, it's been quite the topic in the modern rap era specifically "drill" rap
>>219035676Assplay
>>219035692i haven't seen this series because i'm not 60 years old but rei is the correct choice so this must be the good end
>>219035731Bounties are different from contracts though. Like if some bitch wants to have her husband killed or w/e and make it seem random
>>219035692Why make it so cartoony? They don't move at all after seeing this frail old man point a gun at them. The last girl alive had 5 full seconds to at least try to do something, and she didn't. This is not how people behave in a situation like this.
>>219035692>HIKARI
>>219035676>how could women want some badboy>I'M RIGHT HERE>THEY ALL SAY I'M A NICE GUY>YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE HIM>THAT'S WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>*moped engine buzzes away*
>>219034277He finally got a taste of the Chad life. He couldn’t back down. >>219034568Literal supernatural figure. He could fuck around all he wants and never find out.
>>219035872did you watch the show, everything malvo did was cartoony bullshit. he's like bugs bunny, it's just dumb.
>>219035872That is absolutely how women behave in that situation. I’ve seen enough webms of them acting retarded in life or death situations to know
>>219035926I did. Many years ago.
>>219035692I remember getting extremely distracted by how hot the blonde woman is.
>>219035882How is this cringy faggot a bad boy
>>219035841contract killings don't exist in the usa anytime someone starts saying shit like that trying to throw the idea out there, someone they mention this to goes to the police, then the police go to the fbi and the fbi goes to the person that went to the police and is like yeah tell them you know somebody who will do it for $10k and set up a meeting for us, then the fed gets the person to put money down and they get thrown in prison.
>>219034568I think most successful killers are just people who have luck in some form or another, with the ability to remain calm. They can always blindside their target and leave, lay low and hope the police dont care too much, and usually the police dont. People get caught because they go after people who they have a personal connection to, like an ex/someone in their family, business partners, friends, etc. Either that or they go through an informant who puts a "hit" out on someone.
>>219035981how young are you? billy bob was basically always known as a 'hollywood bad boy' in the late 90s through early 00s
>>219036001I’m sure I’ve read headlines about people hiring other people to kill their relations anon.
>>219035872They say we all have the fight of flight response, but most people when confronted with sudden acts of extreme carnage are just paralyzed, women especially. With no obvious escape route, 999,999 women out of a million are going to do exactly what she did and cower in the corner.
>>219036001Ask me how I know you've watched Hit Man by Richard Linklater.
>>219036020>hope the police dont care too much, and usually the police dontincredible you taught your asshole to typemurder is THE crime they care about. unsolved murders are a big deal for the district's pd it's a really important performance metric for how much funding they get and overall community's feelings of safety/trust in law enforcement.
>>219036097never watched it.i have watched Hitman(2007) and it's kino though. grandad was a detective/sheriff/private detective for 40 some years, just heard a lot of cop shit growing up being around him and his buddies
>>219036076I’ve always wondered what would happen if you did something completely unexpected like sat on the floor and scooted around like a dog wiping its butt while making retard noises. It probably really would throw the bad guy off kilter (especially if it was one of the homeboys like from the wire).
>>219034193I would have listened
>>219036125easily solvable murders are the ones they care about, with people who are well connected in some form of healthy community. There is still plenty of gang related homicides, random hobo killings, prostitutes, etc, that go unsolved. Police are just people and most of them are completely incompetent, including detectives and fbi. It's completely believable that someone like malvo could exist in the recent past, maybe not so much today with parallel evidence and ai facial recognition, but I bet there are ways to curve that as well.
>>219036076>women especiallywomen are more likely to take action than men to protect someone/thing they love like a child or animal.
>lester NIGGER
>>219036076Every video I've seen of a real violence situation like this the victim at least tries to run away or attack the perpetrator. Fight or flight always activates. They never just stand there frozen.
>>219036465>t.potterfag touristit’s a children’s book anon. Harry’s mom didn’t really sacrifice herself to save him
>>219036450>There is still plenty of gang related homicidesthere's a reason we have gun statistics, and 'handgun' stats.but in current year between drill rap and social media, law enforcement has a very good idea of who killed who and how, it's just a matter of being able to prove it to a jury beyond a reasonable doubt.not saying it's impossible to get away with murder, i think it's still like 1/3rd go unsolved but the local pd cares very much about solving murder over every other crime because their money is tied to it.the fbi used to be quite competent before whatever the fuck this shitshow is. some poor boomer old lady got kidnapped weeks ago and they still have literally nothing because anyone who wasn't a trumpcock sucker left.
>>219036585it's fight, flight or freeze.those are the 3 responses, most people freeze.
>>219036585Don’t you remember this one?
>>219036630She wasn't the one being attacked.
>>219036592>t. didn't have a mom
>>219036663Well she easily could’ve been attacked. The girl in the webm wasn’t currently being shot at when she stood there frozen.
>>219036585When that aussie dude slaughtered a mosque most of them just huddled into corners and waited to get shot, go watch it
>>219036630>heh fucking trump. fucking chuds. i bet a chud is going to kill me one day. fucking racists-->AACKK!! AAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HE'S STABBING ME! HELP! HELP! STOPPPPPPP!! I'M DYING!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219034193>oilslopper showkek
>>219036687I like to think that my mom and dad would equally risk their lives to protect me. But between me and my sister risking our lives to protect one of them my sister would definitely waver
>>219034568Malvo is literally not human, he's a Jewish demon, that's why he didn't kill that Rabbi who stopped him from going after Gus.
>>219038846Why would a Jewish demon let someone finger his asshole?
>>219038896He's probably done way nastier shit than that desu
>Hanzee got surgery to become white and became the leader of the s1 Fargo syndicate that got effortlessly wiped out by MalvoThis is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen in serious prestige television, its so retarded most people didn't even realize thats what happened after watching it
>>219038995Does it really matter that much
>>219036627there's also fawnFight, flight, freeze, and fawn
>>219035676She thought he was a dumb Arkansas hillbilly should could mould; turned out he was more stubborn than she was.
>>219039592For me it’s fight flight freeze or farm
>>219034193Then it would have been over. Just fuck off and that'll be the end of it. But no, he wanted his confrontation, so he got it.
>>219035872>dude why didn't she karate chop him like Steven Seagal
>>219044138And he won.
>>219035692>Misato
>>219039691Dumb goes hand in hand with stubborn. It’s hard to stay dumb if you’re open to new ideas. You’ve got to stick to your guns and fight off anything that could change your mind to remain a perfect hillbilly as jeezis made you.
>>219044282He won the battle, he lost the war, as Malvo getting killed led to his tapes being found by the police, incriminating Lester.
>>219034193>entire rest of the show is complete ass
>>219035692God i hate martin freemans face when he does his hemming and hawing routine. And he does it all the fucking time. Mf no it doesnt make you look authentic, it makes you look like you rehearsed those facial expressions like a useless teenage slut getting ready for her OF account.
>>219036630wasnt the guy jewish? shes obviously spic
>>219036039That ended the moment he decided he was too cool for acting and everyone was supposed to think of him as a serious musician instead & he had his hissy fit & threw a tantrum as soon as someone didnt. What a whiny little bitch he turned out to be, lost up his own ass. I was actually embarrassed to have thought he wasnt another kevin costner high on his own farts.
>>219038995fargo is a cartoon not serious tv lol. s2 is written like some sjw karmic jewish fantasy with no understanding of the 70s to boot
>>219034277Who the fuck wants to be a loser forever?
>>219044796>Who the fuck wants to be a loser forever?
>>219035872fight flight or freeze zhat simple
>>219035676He probably has a monster dong.
>>219034277He learned nothing from his experiences. His character arc was a circle.
>>219045219he did nothing wrong
>>219045219It was the typical cop out. Just another "people who want more out of life actually made the wrong choice and are bad!!! you should be happy with mediocrity and never demand more!!!" lesson
>>219045564the jews were a mistake
>>219034193They would've gone their separate ways and lived happy lives.
>>219034193he was one of the seiriim no matter what he choose, the people on the elevator would dieso it was a trick questionbn
>>219045564It sucks because this would definitely be written off as trolling not too long ago, but now you seriously never know.
>>219035692Was he still on a job when he met him again? Seems like he had to rush stuff when his cover was well blown by freeman
I love season 3
I enjoyed all Fargo seasonsFirst is far and away the best, though. Second would be a contender if not for the bad last two episodes.In hindsight, that shit with making the Indian become the fat guy was a huge clue that the writer for this shit had the capeshit bug in him
>>219034568He has balls of steel and the Devil's luck and he uses both those to fuck with people for his own amusement. /our guy/
>>219035692classic
>>219044669No, it didn't, and there's nothing wrong with wanting separate careers not crossing
>>219035731>in the real world it's not a flat rate per hitShut the fuck up, kid.
>>219048431For me, Mew died with Nikki
Is it based or cringe that I think season 3 is the best of the bunch, and even on par with season 1 of true detective?
I really like all Fargo S1-S3, but S2 is my favourite.
>>219038995Is this real? I'm looking into it now and it just seems like a theory. If it is real god, that's retarded. I fucking hate season 2 so much man
>>219038896Satan is famously into rimjobs
>>219034193a movie where the main character chooses not to get involved could be pretty great. show him working a normal job and going grocery shopping and out on a date and inersplice scenes from the action movie he passed on. make it seem like its going to catch up to him eventually but then the action mission is successful without him as he drifts off to sleep after fucking his wife
>>219038896>why would a jewish demon do degenerate stuff?sup, rabbi
fuck this show
>>219035692Am I crazy or is that some sort of magical non cycling semi automatic pistol that runs on dreams?
>>219051338>degeneracy is when a hot girl fingers your assOk MOM
>>219034193What the fuck was Malvo accomplishing here? He even points out it had taken over a year to get that dude's trust and he's willing to piss it away for some stupid midwest insurance clerk? If he's able to pretend to be a dentist for a year, surely he could have just told Lester "He buddy, I haven't seen you in a year! I hope things are going well with your wife >:) We should get drinks some time? Well, this is my stop!"
>>219034277Because he's an agent of chaos.
>>219051690only thing i could think of
>>219052118He absolutely refuses to be the prey. Having to acknowledge Lester would put him on the defensive
>>219035872such an autistic comment. it would be as if a friend you don't suspect to have any ill will upon you were to pull out a knife. first you'd think he was showing it off to you or pulling some shitty prank
>>219036687>t.
>>219034277>Loser becomes a winner>Forgets he used to be a loser >Becomes a loser again Eternal return
>>219048369Your post is more bait than mine. At least my post is relevant to the thread, you're just trying to shit it up
>>219034193How did billy bob manage this glowup
The most Malvo thing Lester did was putting the gun in his nephew’s backpack. There’s no reason to expect it would be discovered and the way it got discovered and led the police to Chaz’s gun locker was entirely by luck and coincidence
>>219052118He told a naive kid to piss in a gas tank & then watches him get reprimanded by his boss for amusement. Malvo’s MO is all about corruption & sowing discord
>>219035872Unironic autistic comment in full display, this is why I love /tv/
>>219052880 You’re bending over backwards to justify a scene that’s supposed to show how far gone Lester already is. Malvo isn’t some “friend pulling a prank,” he’s the literal embodiment of “you chose this path.” The knife comparison only works if Lester was still innocent, and he wasn’t. By that point he *wants* something to happen. He’s waiting for the excuse.The whole point is that he recognizes the threat and leans into it instead of backing off. That’s why it works. If he reacted like a normal person the story would just end right there.
>>219054449She should’ve gunfu’d his pistol and field stripped it, then handed it back but without the clip
>>219053487It really isn't. You're inserting your own pitiful bullshit about being somebody into the tv show.
So has a single person in this thread bothered watching season 5? Is it worth it? I couldn't be assed to give it a shot after what happened to True Detective
>>219058125I watched 4 episodes and gave up. It wasn’t the “woke” that got to me (although it is pretty woke) it was just that I could see the reddit/twitter feeds of the writers as they were writing the script in my mind’s eyes. It was like a linear progression. 2020 memes of the week and dialogue inspiration from current popular thing unfolding sequentially in tandem with the story. It really helped me articulate my problem with modern writing - that everyone’s mental state has been hammered into a following a single pathway by their social medial algorithms, instead of like before where everyone would draw things a little differently depending on their respective favorite things, esoteric knowledge and life experiences.
>>219039592Women don't count.
>>219053487It's only relevant to the thread if you're retarded.I suppose you can argue you've successfully gotten me to explain your own bait to you, but pretending to be retarded is pretty lousy and embarrassing stuff; basically pick your poison since neither is good.
>>219058321>Anakin and Obi-Wan.
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>>219058300Shame. The story went to a very interesting place and you missed it.
What's the one with the black people? Season 4? That one was lame.
>>219059449>le sin eaterZzzzzzzzThe only thing the story could’ve done that I would’ve found interesting or new was make John Hamm the good guy after presenting him so cartoonishly misogynistic. Otherwise the plot is completely predictable based on the characterization of everyone in the first episode
>>219059500I made it pretty far into that but the only character liked used a racial slur so I turned it off before the writers could hurt him
>>219059500Season 4, yeah. That's the one with Chris Rock. I liked it a lot more than season 2 but it started a little rough. The stuff with the Italian mob and the nurse and the OCD cop go to great places.
>>219059961>Season 4, yeah. That's the one with Chris Rock. I liked it a lot more than season 2
>>219060002No I hated season 2. >>219050688It had all the elements for a good story, it was just structured and paced so poorly I couldn't stand it
>>219035969this but watching this webmBlondes are such angels...
>>219060057It had the best pacing and structure thoughbeit
>>219060115especially when they're dying
>>219060147Maybe I need to rewatch it. I loved season 1 and 3 and like I said above, I thought season 4 got really good halfway through. It was just S2 I didn't gel with
>>219034688No, he would've let Lester go. He genuinely didn't want anything to do with him anymore, he'd already claimed his soul.
>>219035676The funniest thing in Hollywood history is knowing Brad Pitt, the world's most beautiful man, still wound up taking the sloppy seconds of a trailer park hillbilly.
>>219060204It’s the most rewatchable one imo. S1 and S3 have a lot of time jumps and mini-arcs but once S2 gets going it just burns straight through until the end.
>>219060159sicko!
