Have you ever met an actor?
>>219035842Captain Janeway at a convention.
>>219035842jaundice?
>>219036005Did you tell her she’s better than Picard
>>219035842David Boreanz was a regular at this bistro I used to work at. Cool dude.
>>219036046just an alcoholic kike
>>219035842Yeah I was on vacation with my then gf in NY around 2008 and when we were at some club, Scarlett Johansson made a move on me when my gf went to the toilet. Since my gf was bpd & jealous I told her to fuck off and I didn’t even realise it was her until I saw The Island later.
>>219036046No, yellow fever
Daniel I hate to break it to you but that girl isn’t actually an actor
>>219036362stfu you stupid normie bitch. lurk more or better yet dont come back
Yeah I saw Jonah Hill at a supermarket once. He was kind of a sarcastic asshole, I told him "Hey! I don't wanna bother you or anything but..." and he was like "Yeah? Like you're doing now?", and I was like "huh...?" and then he went like "huh? huh? huh?" with his fists closed.Then he tried to leave carrying a couple dozen Mars bars like you'd carry a newborn and the cashier was like "Sir, you have to pay for those", so he came back sighing and said with a canadian accent "Ok but you must scan every item individually, I don't want any electrical inteferrence messing up the count", so she did, and then he paid and left without saying anything. I don't even think inteferrence is a word.It was weird.
>>219035842Do you think he piped her down?
>>219035842Harry potter look like what i imagine my 36 yr old sperm cells look like.
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>>219035842I saw the guys from the midget pitbull rescue show in a hat shop once.
>>219036415this always cracks me up
>>219037504its because your a normie fuck and you need to feel like your part of the hivemind
>>219035842I thought only milennials cared about Harry Potter? That's what /tv/ has been saying lately.
>>219036406Daniel you shouldn’t be so rude to your fans online
>>219037564we are all millennials
Do you think she hates her dad for being some creepy incel rich guy Chinese person who had to pay a white girl to be her mother while also making her mom sign a contract to never be a part of her life?
>>219037610hopefully
>>219037572murder suicide your entire family. fuck off, faggot.
>>219035842No but I've met your randi mother. Stop posting this ugly bug bitch bhosdike gandu randi k pille chamar marja saale spammer gandu teri maa ki bhosdi fatjaegi agar or post kara to
>>219037610No, AMWF children don't have weird racial hangups
>>219035842I sold a bag of yokes to Barry Keoghan once in Mountjoy Square before he was famous
>>219037792yes they do, hapa manlet
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>>219038893what the FUCK is that on her teeth
>>219038950
>>219035842So sick of hearing about this test tube gub gub
>>219037610They probably have a similar relationship as Shinji and his dad from Evangelion. She was created to win a gold medal and her "parents" love is dependent on this condition. She's not even a real person.
many yeah
>>219037564Harry Potter is more of a silent generation fandom.
>>219038950A cool authentic expression of personality something millennials and zoomers will never understand
>>219037535>normieman this website is 90% tourists now
>>219036415butchered it m9
>>219038966I would let this racoon eat my dumpster if you follow me.
>>219035842Gustave!
I used to sell roofing supplies and had to deal with a dickhead who was an actor on this show regularly because obviously APTN dosnt pay the bills.He made sure to bring up acting and that he was an actor everytime he came in hoping for people to be stars truck but literally nobody gave a shit.Oh he was also in Brokeback Mountain apparently.
Yes, two.
>>219039132Fucking amerimutts taking different subcultures and putting them under the "alt" umbrellafucking faggotstotal mutt holocaust
>>219038008Well you clearly have racial hangups
>>219035842my family went to disney world and there was this little britbong girl riding a bus solo and she kept going on about audition this and casting call that and i wonder if she made it or was just making it all up
Can't stop watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4TgCzsH8c
I saw Hideo Kojima at a convenience store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Calorie Mates in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "O-kyaku-san, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the Calorie Mates and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any nanomachine infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>219035842>bumble bee hair girlWhy is she being spammed now?
>>219035842do you think he fucked her? maybe beat her asshole until his cock started getting that brown tint from the anal mucus and make her suck it off?
>>219035842Nah just saw Stone Cold with some blonde woman at a Red Lobster. I didn't say anything, just noticed them enjoying dinner.
>>219035842goddam shes ugly as shit
I saw Chloe Grace Moretz out and about at a restaurant in NYC when I was touring colleges there. Asked for a pic and she was super nice and seemed happy to get recognized. Posted the pic here that same night to share my experience with my fellow /tv/ anons. That was almost a decade ago. I might be able to find the photo gotta dig it up.
>>219035842No
>>219036071only Academy Section 9 movie is worse then picard.
Jon Bernthal was a regular at the 100% local family owned sandwich shop I worked at. One day two tourists from the Bible Belt came in like they owned the place. They were blaring a Joe Rogan podcast on speaker and barged past an LGBT couple. I asked what they want and they just stared blankly and said "I'll have the uhhhh.....". This is when I noticed Jon looking over from his regular table, vexed by their uncouth presence. They finally realized we were a vegan establishment because the big fat one said "This here's one of them vegan sissy places!", and the tall skinny one (missing all but one of his teeth) guffawed "Aint nothing but a bunch of manginas here".This is when I saw Jon calmly get up and begin to walk over, the two buffoons utterly unaware of what was approaching at their six."Hey". That's all Jon had to say for the whole sandwich shop to go silent. The Black single mother of 8 looked on with admiration while the centre-right leaning transwoman looked up from her many books on intersectionalism.The unwelcome deplorables stared at Jon, sizing him up. Unshaken, Jon laid it down. "Don't disrespect the sandwich parlour", he warned. But the Trump voters' hubris sealed their own fates . "I ain't gotta listen to you, mister vegan" retorted the fat one.*thump* *crack* *thud*That's all I heard. Next thing I know, the two far right internet trolls were down. Jon didn't say a word. He simply returned to his table to finish his sandwich as the whole shop witnessed history being made. Suddenly, a "burn local!" shout was heard from the back, starting a chant of "burn local" that overtook the whole restaurant. Jon even tipped 50% on his way out as he stepped over the dispatched Trump voters. They awoke in a stupor as I swept around them and asked what happened. I simply said, "fuck around, find out" before they gathered themselves and left in utter embarrassment.THAT'S why I burn local to this day.
>>219045261This reminds me of when I was a film student and got to intern on set of a production I can't name (NDA). It was a shoot in a small town outside of California.Jon was there and, surprisingly, was running the whole show and giving directions to everyone, including the director, writers, and producers. Essentially, he was creating the film all by himself. Between takes, he would give everyone notes, including himself. Just an insane amount of talent.Well they set up to shoot a scene on the street of the small town. In the middle of a brilliant take (which Jon carried completely), a group of locals sauntered into the production area and interrupted the take. Jon's whole demeanour changed here. I can't describe it, but it felt like the air cooled a few degrees and everything stood still as he merely glanced in their direction. The oblivious fools laughed when the crew told them they're disrupting. Their leader, a massive muscle-bound Republican voter with a MAGA tattoo, even said "Y'all commiefornians need to go back where y'all came from". The fools hadn't realized they were already the target of Jon's silent ire. As they laughed to themselves and cracked open non-craft beers in celebration, Jon simply walked up to them."What's this, a librul Hollywood type? "Burn Local"? How about I freeze global, huh?".You could have blinked and missed it. Jon, nerves solid as ice, dispatched the lead detractor with a lightning fast throat jab. His MAGA buddies piled on but Jon put them down one by one in a matter of seconds. Surrounded by unconscious Trump voters, Jon looked up at the sky and took a moment to reflect, sighing to himself before turning back and returning to the shoot. He was overheard telling the President of the studio to "get this trash off my set".The camera was rolling the whole time btw. Jon's ass whooping was actually edited into the film. That production won "greatest fight scene ever made" at an undisclosed awards show.
>>219045261I love bumming locals
>>219035842i hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans back in 2007
>>219037610i hope sogirls with daddy issues are more likely to do porn and she DESPERATELY needs an OF
>>219035842not met, but saw Katy O'Brian working out at the gym I lift at. she's so fucking sexy irl
back in the sweltering summer of 92 i raped kevin nash
i talked to josh hutcherson on here, i know you’re lurking nigga you still my dude and i’m happy you got to see laws butthole before us in those leaks. i also served coffee to jason alexander like 12 years ago and told him he was the bomb in shallow hal and pulled a shiggy face and it’s the crowning achievement of my life
>>219037610I think he's hitting it
>>219045708story? What's she like?
>>219035842No but Patricia Arquette replied to me on twitter once
>>219045708Did she beg you to cum on her tits???
>>219039055Didn't she win? They should love now, then. Everybody's happy!
>>219039432They all look like faggots, but I'll guess: guy 5th from the right.
>>219035842I met renee zelwegger no fewer than 20 times when my mom owned a breakfast restaurant and I worked there.2 eggs benedict with rye toast. every single time. always paid with a hundred dollar bill and never accepted change.pretty fucking based desu
>>219045261>>219045381I love these, and I miss localposting.
>>219039132she's a zoomer, dumb cunt
I just wouldn't be able to do it bros. Those moles and awful piercings are too offputting. I have terminal yellow fever as well but I just wouldn't be able to do it.
>>219035842They don't really look that similar, but it still took me a while to remember if its harry pottah or frodo
>>219035842the chinese chick mogged her so hard, amerimutts have to cope with this astroturfed uggo.
>>219038893>>219038966>>219039132CIA plant to distract from the beauty of pic related.
>>219047964Both of them were responsible for the condom shortage at the Olympic Village I hear.
>>219035842I've got friends who are stage actors, does that count?
>>219047964She seems like a massive cunt
>>219047964Execution when?
>>219048123No that was
>>219035842I hope someone drowns that mangy cunt.
>>219035842I met Tom Cruise. The gay sex was awesome.
>>219037610He is based for running away from China and giving them a middle finger with his daughter.
>>219035842i want to fugg daniel radcliffe please let me fugg daniel radcliffe please
>>219038950somehow there's a type of piercing even more disgusting than the septum one
>>219048171do you have sex with the hot guys?
test
>>219048787ing
>>219048555Why were incels saying she was whoring around when she is only 18
>>219048877its like one dedicated pedophile on this board saying this crap
>>219045261Big B is a real one like that
>>219035842Remember do not approach the racoon and ask for her autograph because she thinks that is weird. She's only interested in the millions of dollars and meeting other famous people. You are a shitbag.
>>219048123only gay guys use condoms, foreign anon
>>219039866True. When I answer the phone and they're indian, I hangup.
>>219049375>only gay guys use condomsforgot about the monkey pox already?they don't, that's why they had that shit and aids in the 80's
>>219041901She also hates her fans and acted like people waiting to cheer for her at the airport were stalking her. I hope her dad eats her.
>>219049390And?
>>219048185Undoubtedly.She's hot as fuck tho, would probably sell out my country for a whiff of that half-slanted pussy, BUT probably regret it later
>>219049423mid desu
>>219049422And you're wrong. Female athletes have guys use them because pregnancy is career suicide.
>>219049415She's a loser cunt from a loser nation.
>>219038893>>219038966>>219039132>>219039445Buongiorno, saar!
>>219035842No, but I met a youtuber. Jack from cooking with jack fame.
Eugenics work.The era of superior GMO waifus will soon come.
>>219035842Holy crap its Ron Weasley!
>>219049422You lost
>>219048596Fake and gay.
I'm a proud asian male and regular contributor to r/BNWO but even I have to admit she is genetically engineered for White men
>>219040507that was one of their pedo stings. the do at least one each park everyday.
>>219035842I met Eddie Deezen last month at an action figure/vintage toy convention. Very friendly guy. It was surreal hearing Mandark in-person
i met alfie allen once briefly, my mate was selling him coke. i only found out about the coke stuff afterwards. i nearly had a scrap with a guy on the tube late one night and jack o connel broke it up, it was his friend all pissed up, thinking i was staring at him.
>>219047315Actually 2nd guy from left whose head is at the top of the A.
>>219047315>>219052577Just realized those are the same whoops
>>219035842No I never met an actor
>>219037610It's funny how the chinese baby with single dad has 100x better personality than the chinese baby raised by single mom (Gu lady)
I met one of the actors from one of the Stargate spinoffs in a bar. I never watched Stargate the show or it's spinoffs so I had no idea who the fuck he was but my friend did. I got hammered and kept telling him the movie was so much better than the garbage show until he got frustrated and left>>219036415
>>219045708Is this a reference to that one anon who actually most likely did date Scarlett or was close to her? I think it was Scarlett, but it might have been someone else.
>>219046692Based. Ask her for an autograph next time at least
>>219037610I doubt she is terminally online in the kind of places that could make her think this>>219053138Gu is really not that bad. Both Alysa and Eileen support each other. >>219039445Now THIS is kino.>>219049361>>219049415She loves her fans but papparazzi followed her all the way to her car. She didn't ask for attention unlike Hollywood actors. She still wants to be a normal girl as much as possible and has said as such.
>>219035842is Alysa Liu going to be an actress now or something? why am I seeing her everywhere? We dont care about the olympics after its over
>>219047420Nice. Good on Renee.
Raccon gf.
>>219053944Kino
