Are they actually that bad?
>>219037560Mortal Kombat 1 is a solid supernatural remake of Enter the Dragon, with a kickass sountrack, fun characters especially Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, and Raiden, with some decent fights. The stand-out fight sequence is the Liu Kang/Reptile fight. 8/10Annihilation is a goofy, retarded and extremely campy sequel that feels like it has a lower budget even though its budget was actually higher than the first one's. Personally I have a lot of nostalgia for it though and the fight scenes aren't bad at all, and frankly Sandra Hess was a better Sonya Blade than Bridgette Wilson. She was in better shape and could actually fight, the Sonya/Kano fight in the first one was pathetic. The mud wrestling match between her and Mileena was kino. 7/10
>>219037777Checked. Bridgette Wilson was a last minute replacement for Cameron Diaz who had to drop out after breaking her wrist. She went straight from Billy Madison to Mortal Kombat which is why they had to work around her lack of fight training.
>>219037777>Sandra Hess was a better Sonya Blade than Bridgette Wilson.
>>219037777Checked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3bhaxXThKg
>>219037560The first one is agreeable schlock
>>219037905Disliking Annihilation is midwit territory.
>>219037560I too saw the 4K announcement
>>219038012That is admittedly why I'm asking. I know Arrow usually does campy/schlocky movies, but I was under the impression that these movies were outright bad so I'm curious as to why they're getting 4K transfers.
>>219037974It’s fun to watch ironically, but MK 1995 is competently made and well above average for a video game adaptation back then.
It came out years after and was worse than TMNT 1&2, so yeah I wasn't impressed. Had no desire to own or rent the VHS either.
>>219038114Which is why I respect the direction that Annihilation took. They could've just as easily made the first one again, but instead they went full in on the camp. MK has always been cheesy in the first place. The hate is unwarranted.
>>219038072Honestly if you don’t have nostalgia for Mortal Kombat in general, you probably won’t like either of them all that much. Just stream them if you’re curious.
Original is kino. Annihilation is alright but too campy
>>219038180Camp can be fun, but Annihilation is also not very well made. Paul W.S. Anderson won’t go down as one of the greats, but he’s a competent director.
>>219038324KINO
>>219037777this is a good summation. the original's reptile fight always gets me hyped im going to go watch that again and get another beer
>>219037901>0:18
does anybody have a webm from annihilation where sonya flips over cyrax and throws him? shit is so cash
>>219038399Anderson deserves credit for being the only guy to make a decent video game adaptation for the longest time with this and RE.
A lot of people who were kids when the games came out so they didn't know any better won't want to admit this, but Mortal Kombat sucked back then. They were making a movie based on shitty source material so it was always doomed. Now don't get me wrong, the franchise has matured and produces much better media now than it did back then, but those initial games were shallow, lazy and coasted entirely on shock value. The movies (especially the second one) pulled their punches so they didn't even have the gore going for them, which was the entire draw of MK in the first place and the only reason anyone ever bothered to play it instead of something like Street Fighter 2.
>>219038518>wakes up>first thing he does is drop kick the first person he seeskino
>>219038518>>219038616Yeah, and where's Johnny in all this.
>>219038583The games weren’t as well made as Japanese fighters, but MK had decent enough lore and a good cast of characters. They at least had more to work with for a movie than Street Fighter since MK already borrowed heavily from classic kung fu flicks.
These webms are boring. Where's the GOOD shit? I want to see some from MK The Journey Begins
>>219038711being the smartest guy in the movie and staying out of it
>>219037560Is Kung Lao in these?
>>219038881no but he's in the TV show, don't expect a lot though that version of Kung Lao is pretty lame. Kinda fun to watch if you like really campy 90s shows though
its kino actually
>>219037560mk is amazingmk2 is complete dogshit
>>219038952Filtered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HRUxVTr_Kg
>>219037560Is the 2021 movie worth watching?
>>219039041completely and total dogshitthe subterranean hamster ball hyperloop was gaythe fights were gaythe blood was gayit sucked balls
>>219037560They objectively have one of the hypest soundtracks in movie history.
>>219039135Not really, although I'm still cautiously optimistic about the upcoming one because I like Karl Urban
>>219037777Based
>>219037560First one is pure kino.Annihilation isn't as bad as its reputation would have you believe, but it's a huge step down from the first one in every way.
>>219038711>fuck that, this guy has his own announcer, sorry Liu, you're on your own
>>219038583This sounds like a zoomer larping about being around at the time, but if not then it’s an actual 40+ year old man posting on 4chan. Don’t be either of these retards.
>>219037560>Are they actually that bad?No, the first is actually pretty good. The second is so bad its good.
>>2190393824chan has a lot more middle aged guys posting than you think. 4chan doesn’t draw in a youthful demographic like it did in its prime when it was more relevant. t. middle aged guy who was obsessed with Mortal Kombat back in the 90s
>>219039135No
>>219039164Mk1 soundtrack is responsible for Traci Lords getting a platinum record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0PJnMUOqds
>>219038802Most of the attraction for MK back in the early days was little more than>holy shit you hit guys and they bleed>there's this yellow guy called Scorpion and he throws a harpoon and goes GET OVER HERE it's so cool>and if you do the right input Sonya has a secret nudality trust me I know a guy who did itMK1 had less characters than vanilla SF2, it was just the novelty of it. MK2 was where it really ramped up by adding a bunch more characters and secrets.
>>219039667True, MKII was a big leap in both graphics and gameplay.
>>219039667UMK3 is a genuinely good fighting game.
>>219039667>>and if you do the right input Sonya has a secret nudality trust me I know a guy who did itthat was the majority of rumors with videos games back in the day. i remember me and my friends holding a conference every lunch trying to make Kasumi naked in the intro.It seemed like a reasonable thing after the 'code' to get the jiggle physics to double actually worked
>>219039782I swear every schoolyard had the kid who knew a guy who saw someone who managed to pull off a nudality in an arcade somewhere and got kicked out for it or the machine shut down immediately afterwards.A few years later it'd be Nude Raider cheats and passing around shareware strip poker games in computer class.
>>219039164Based MK OST and Sonata Arctica listener
>>219039924it was a glorious time. before you could google things. we also had one guy in the friend group that could afford a game genie and bragged about all sorts of weird crazy shit he could do.
>>219040073>it was a glorious time
>>219037777I saw annihilation first and was very disappointed when I found out Sandra Hess wasn't in the first one. Definitely one of my first crushes as a kid.
>>219037777>mud wrestling match between her and MileenaWait wait wait hold up ..really?
>>219037887you're wrong, she's pure no bra tit kino
>>219040502See >>219039041
>>219040518I want Bridgette Wilson to beat the shit out of me.
>>219039382>if not then it’s an actual 40+ year old man posting on 4chanBingo, there's a lot of us, and it will be you. 4chan has been around for more than 20 years. You won't suddenly stop shitposting once you have a wife and kids, anon.
>>219040625I told myself that I wouldn't be posting here once I reached 30. I turn 30 in 5 months.
>>219040600same. same. loved her in last action hero too
>>219040668I said the same thing 12 years ago
I am looking forward to the new one.
>>219038836lol what's that from
>>219040739She’s okay but not as hot as prime Talisa Soto.
>>219040668I've spent my entire adult life listening to people insist they'll grow out of shitposting or video games or whatever the fuck. None of them do. There's no reason you would. Your parents kill time doing the same shit they did when they were young, it's just that the things that were around then are different from the things that are around now.
>>219040790Yeah, I’ve definitely outgrown certain aspects of 4chan. Like I don’t find the current Ratatouille cucumber meme on this board funny at all, but I’ll participate in good threads.
>>219037560Not a single soul thinks Mortal Kombat is bad
>>219037560Unironically some of the best movie soundtracks of all time.
>>219037560The original Mortal Kombat is THE best video game adaption movieIts EXACTLY what you would want from the source material in movie formThere are no weird changes like the original Mario movie while it still manages to be an entertaining and effective movieThe sequel is a piece of fucking garbage and should be forgotten. Most of the actors not returning told you all you needed to know about it.
>>219041127THE REVELATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjAo3oX27UM
>>219041208>THE best video game adaption movieWhat about Silent Hill (2006)?
>>219041335They don't make them like they used to...
>>219040739Me too.
>>219041342NTA but while Silent Hill is a good movie, it's a bad adaption of the source material.
Thoughts on Mortal Kombat Conquest?
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>>219041626I'm assuming the guy is Noob Saibot, who are the other two supposed to be?
>>219041735She's been in a lot of crap unfortunately, so hopefully MKII is, at the very least, fun.
>>219041932im taking my 14 year old son to it, urban has me hyped. they better have the original song in it a few times.
>>219041932I'll be honest, I had never even heard of her before the MKII announcement. What was she known for before this besides being hot?
>>219039164>>219041127>>219041335Test your mighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>219041999She was in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. And also had small/supporting roles in RE and the latest Hellboy. She was rumored for awhile to play Silk in a Spider-Verse series before the show was dropped.
The MK animated movies were solid. Scorpion's Revenge and Cage Match being the best two.
>>219042219I agree
>>219037560Second one is god awful, yes.