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Are they actually that bad?
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>>219037560
Mortal Kombat 1 is a solid supernatural remake of Enter the Dragon, with a kickass sountrack, fun characters especially Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, and Raiden, with some decent fights. The stand-out fight sequence is the Liu Kang/Reptile fight. 8/10

Annihilation is a goofy, retarded and extremely campy sequel that feels like it has a lower budget even though its budget was actually higher than the first one's. Personally I have a lot of nostalgia for it though and the fight scenes aren't bad at all, and frankly Sandra Hess was a better Sonya Blade than Bridgette Wilson. She was in better shape and could actually fight, the Sonya/Kano fight in the first one was pathetic. The mud wrestling match between her and Mileena was kino. 7/10
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>>219037777
Checked. Bridgette Wilson was a last minute replacement for Cameron Diaz who had to drop out after breaking her wrist. She went straight from Billy Madison to Mortal Kombat which is why they had to work around her lack of fight training.
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>>219037777
>Sandra Hess was a better Sonya Blade than Bridgette Wilson.
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>>219037777
Checked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3bhaxXThKg
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>>219037560
The first one is agreeable schlock
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>>219037905
Disliking Annihilation is midwit territory.
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>>219037560
I too saw the 4K announcement
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>>219038012
That is admittedly why I'm asking. I know Arrow usually does campy/schlocky movies, but I was under the impression that these movies were outright bad so I'm curious as to why they're getting 4K transfers.
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>>219037974
It’s fun to watch ironically, but MK 1995 is competently made and well above average for a video game adaptation back then.
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It came out years after and was worse than TMNT 1&2, so yeah I wasn't impressed. Had no desire to own or rent the VHS either.
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>>219038114
Which is why I respect the direction that Annihilation took. They could've just as easily made the first one again, but instead they went full in on the camp. MK has always been cheesy in the first place. The hate is unwarranted.
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>>219038072
Honestly if you don’t have nostalgia for Mortal Kombat in general, you probably won’t like either of them all that much. Just stream them if you’re curious.
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Original is kino. Annihilation is alright but too campy
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>>219038180
Camp can be fun, but Annihilation is also not very well made. Paul W.S. Anderson won’t go down as one of the greats, but he’s a competent director.
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>>219038324
KINO
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>>219037777
this is a good summation. the original's reptile fight always gets me hyped im going to go watch that again and get another beer
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>>219037901
>0:18
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does anybody have a webm from annihilation where sonya flips over cyrax and throws him? shit is so cash
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>>219038399
Anderson deserves credit for being the only guy to make a decent video game adaptation for the longest time with this and RE.
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A lot of people who were kids when the games came out so they didn't know any better won't want to admit this, but Mortal Kombat sucked back then. They were making a movie based on shitty source material so it was always doomed. Now don't get me wrong, the franchise has matured and produces much better media now than it did back then, but those initial games were shallow, lazy and coasted entirely on shock value. The movies (especially the second one) pulled their punches so they didn't even have the gore going for them, which was the entire draw of MK in the first place and the only reason anyone ever bothered to play it instead of something like Street Fighter 2.
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>>219038518
>wakes up
>first thing he does is drop kick the first person he sees
kino
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>>219038616
Yeah, and where's Johnny in all this.
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>>219038583
The games weren’t as well made as Japanese fighters, but MK had decent enough lore and a good cast of characters. They at least had more to work with for a movie than Street Fighter since MK already borrowed heavily from classic kung fu flicks.
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These webms are boring. Where's the GOOD shit? I want to see some from MK The Journey Begins
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>>219038711
being the smartest guy in the movie and staying out of it
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>>219037560
Is Kung Lao in these?
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>>219038881
no but he's in the TV show, don't expect a lot though that version of Kung Lao is pretty lame. Kinda fun to watch if you like really campy 90s shows though
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its kino actually
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>>219037560
mk is amazing
mk2 is complete dogshit
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>>219038952
Filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HRUxVTr_Kg
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>>219037560
Is the 2021 movie worth watching?
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>>219039041
completely and total dogshit
the subterranean hamster ball hyperloop was gay
the fights were gay
the blood was gay
it sucked balls
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>>219037560
They objectively have one of the hypest soundtracks in movie history.
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>>219039135
Not really, although I'm still cautiously optimistic about the upcoming one because I like Karl Urban
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>>219037777
Based
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>>219037560
First one is pure kino.
Annihilation isn't as bad as its reputation would have you believe, but it's a huge step down from the first one in every way.
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>>219038711
>fuck that, this guy has his own announcer, sorry Liu, you're on your own
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>>219038583
This sounds like a zoomer larping about being around at the time, but if not then it’s an actual 40+ year old man posting on 4chan. Don’t be either of these retards.
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>>219037560
>Are they actually that bad?
No, the first is actually pretty good. The second is so bad its good.
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>>219039382
4chan has a lot more middle aged guys posting than you think. 4chan doesn’t draw in a youthful demographic like it did in its prime when it was more relevant.

t. middle aged guy who was obsessed with Mortal Kombat back in the 90s
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>>219039135
No
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>>219039164
Mk1 soundtrack is responsible for Traci Lords getting a platinum record
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0PJnMUOqds
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>>219038802
Most of the attraction for MK back in the early days was little more than
>holy shit you hit guys and they bleed
>there's this yellow guy called Scorpion and he throws a harpoon and goes GET OVER HERE it's so cool
>and if you do the right input Sonya has a secret nudality trust me I know a guy who did it
MK1 had less characters than vanilla SF2, it was just the novelty of it. MK2 was where it really ramped up by adding a bunch more characters and secrets.
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>>219039667
True, MKII was a big leap in both graphics and gameplay.
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>>219039667
UMK3 is a genuinely good fighting game.
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>>219039667
>>and if you do the right input Sonya has a secret nudality trust me I know a guy who did it
that was the majority of rumors with videos games back in the day. i remember me and my friends holding a conference every lunch trying to make Kasumi naked in the intro.
It seemed like a reasonable thing after the 'code' to get the jiggle physics to double actually worked
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>>219039782
I swear every schoolyard had the kid who knew a guy who saw someone who managed to pull off a nudality in an arcade somewhere and got kicked out for it or the machine shut down immediately afterwards.
A few years later it'd be Nude Raider cheats and passing around shareware strip poker games in computer class.
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>>219039164
Based MK OST and Sonata Arctica listener
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>>219039924
it was a glorious time. before you could google things.
we also had one guy in the friend group that could afford a game genie and bragged about all sorts of weird crazy shit he could do.
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>>219040073
>it was a glorious time
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>>219037777
I saw annihilation first and was very disappointed when I found out Sandra Hess wasn't in the first one. Definitely one of my first crushes as a kid.
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>>219037777
>mud wrestling match between her and Mileena

Wait wait wait hold up ..really?
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>>219037887
you're wrong, she's pure no bra tit kino
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>>219040502
See >>219039041
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>>219040518
I want Bridgette Wilson to beat the shit out of me.
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>>219039382
>if not then it’s an actual 40+ year old man posting on 4chan
Bingo, there's a lot of us, and it will be you. 4chan has been around for more than 20 years. You won't suddenly stop shitposting once you have a wife and kids, anon.
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>>219040625
I told myself that I wouldn't be posting here once I reached 30. I turn 30 in 5 months.
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>>219040600
same. same. loved her in last action hero too
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>>219040668
I said the same thing 12 years ago
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I am looking forward to the new one.
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>>219038836
lol what's that from
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>>219040739
She’s okay but not as hot as prime Talisa Soto.
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>>219040668
I've spent my entire adult life listening to people insist they'll grow out of shitposting or video games or whatever the fuck. None of them do. There's no reason you would. Your parents kill time doing the same shit they did when they were young, it's just that the things that were around then are different from the things that are around now.
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>>219040790
Yeah, I’ve definitely outgrown certain aspects of 4chan. Like I don’t find the current Ratatouille cucumber meme on this board funny at all, but I’ll participate in good threads.
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>>219037560
Not a single soul thinks Mortal Kombat is bad
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>>219037560
Unironically some of the best movie soundtracks of all time.
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>>219037560
The original Mortal Kombat is THE best video game adaption movie
Its EXACTLY what you would want from the source material in movie form

There are no weird changes like the original Mario movie while it still manages to be an entertaining and effective movie

The sequel is a piece of fucking garbage and should be forgotten. Most of the actors not returning told you all you needed to know about it.
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>>219041127
THE REVELATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjAo3oX27UM
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>>219041208
>THE best video game adaption movie
What about Silent Hill (2006)?
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>>219041335
They don't make them like they used to...
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>>219040739
Me too.
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>>219041342
NTA but while Silent Hill is a good movie, it's a bad adaption of the source material.
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Thoughts on Mortal Kombat Conquest?
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>>219041626
I'm assuming the guy is Noob Saibot, who are the other two supposed to be?
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>>219041735
She's been in a lot of crap unfortunately, so hopefully MKII is, at the very least, fun.
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>>219041932
im taking my 14 year old son to it, urban has me hyped. they better have the original song in it a few times.
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>>219041932
I'll be honest, I had never even heard of her before the MKII announcement. What was she known for before this besides being hot?
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>>219039164
>>219041127
>>219041335
Test your might
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
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>>219041999
She was in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. And also had small/supporting roles in RE and the latest Hellboy. She was rumored for awhile to play Silk in a Spider-Verse series before the show was dropped.
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The MK animated movies were solid. Scorpion's Revenge and Cage Match being the best two.
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>>219042219
I agree
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>>219037560
Second one is god awful, yes.



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