What would have happened if he hadn't had an injured leg?
>>219039355this movie starts interesting then turns to shit, surreal bullshit starts happening
>I'm stuck on an island with Rachel McAdams>but she's wearing eyeglasses which means she's ugly and I have to kill her
>>219039355Amazing kino. Filtered most of the board apparently.
tunatuna?TUNA?!?
>>219040172This, but the opposite.
>>219039355It was fun
Anti-male slop
>>219040172good movie, horrible ending. well acted tense thriller that turns into girlboss slop in the last 2 minutes
i know its raimi and this is his thing but the claustrophobic camera angles are anxiety inducing and not in a good way
>>219040754You didn’t make it to the third act?She’s not the hero of the story
>>219040836>t. retard not understanding tongue in cheek ending with 80s homage vibesYou aren’t meant to cheer for the ending, it’s a wink wink troll ending
woke anti-male femslop
based anti-female kino
>>219042017bad excuse for a bad ending
Raimi is a fucking master, please let him keep making more movies like this
>>219042120I thought it was cuteAnd I matter more than you, so deal with it
>>219040754It really isn't. You think it is going to be but then everyone turns out to be an asshole (even if they stole the plot from an episode of Steven Universe.) it even has a moral you can use: If you want to get ahead in business, learn how to golf.
>>219042198just posting that confirms you're not
>>219039355I keep thinking this deserved a crazier third act. It feels like the movie is leading up to a huge release and then it just ends.
>>219039355kinda hated this one. bad showing from rami. two terrific actors acting their heart out, but I just hated the plot and resolution>What would have happened if he hadn't had an injured leg?Not much, he would still be dependent on her. Maybe he finds the house sooner.
should i watch this if i think rachel is the most beautiful actress alive??
>>219042501She eats multiple tuna sandwiches in this
>>219042247It was stolen from a European film.
>>219039355The boss character is such a faggot in this. Hot skilled mommydommy taking care of you on a desert island, making pruno and sushi. Fuck civilization Alsoshe has access to one of Epstein’s well stocked island mansions full of Baal statutes
>>219040836>turns into girlboss slop in the last 2 minutesSure if you ignore the previous 90 minutes
>>219043106Explain
white man bad cos slaverywhite woman good cos slavery
>>219043255not that anon but Triangle of Sadness
>>219043163This. He could have have free anal in her ass for months but he was a total fag about it
>>219043163I mean... he's trapped in an island with this
>>219043304>anal in her assI prefer anal in the mouth, but that's just me.
>>219043106I mean the plot point the weird woman knows there is a way off of the island and they could leave at almost any time but she keeps it a secret because she likes feeling needed/wanted.
>>219043356What a slag, he missed his lightbulb headed 7 foot tall waifu
>>219043303That looks really good, I dig Woody Harrelson. His dad was a glowy mafia hitman associated with the JFK assassination as I’m sure everyone knows.Trailer looks promising and mocks the elite and their decadence https://youtu.be/VDvfFIZQIuQ
The guy genuinely was a faggot, she literally gave him so many chances, way too many.
>>219042017>muh heckin 80s endirinoits a shit first half, boring second half, shit ending
>/tv/ sees it as antimen>instead of anti ungrateful nepo scumbags
>>219043957His dad looks like john cena but thinner
>>219043163My family was friends with an outlaw hippie couple in the 90’s when I was a kid, they dealt weed and grew their own weed, poppies, mushrooms etc and were very self sufficient old school Yippie types. The capable tradwife looked and acted just like Linda Little.They paid me in weed to do chores for them. I just smoked myself stupid (at like 14) and did their chores. It was nice.I had such a crush on her growing up, but the caveat was she didn’t shave. Her legs were blonde but very hairy lol. Also they listened to the Grateful Dead, that shits gay. Her husband was a jewish Abbie Hoffman type who may have been associated with MKULTRA. He got busted for weed trafficking and their little family fell apart.>thanks for reading my blog
>>219040836>girlboss slopunironic media illiterate moronwhy are chuds so dumbirony is you also probably love shit like american psycho and wolf of wall street
>>219045427>Her legs were blonde but very hairy lol.Is this supposed to be bad?
>>219039355overall a very fun film. Raimi did a great job once again
>>219045427>poppiesDid you ever get to partake? I've never encountered actual poppies. I guess you can make some sort of tea out of them and drink the morphine (unless of course you want to mess with the latex to make something more serious).
>>219046085No, I found a massive sealed glass bottle full of poppy heads in clear alcohol in their attic, but they’d sealed it like a motherfucker. Couldn’t open it even with tools.
>>219046085>marypoppinsonheroin
>>219040133In universe, it kinda sorta made sense because he absolutely despised her before the crash (which might hamper or at least slow down the shitft to "And now I want to fuck you") , and he had a model at home.In actuality>>219043163>>219043304are absolutely right, and they would have gone living in the house within a couple months because the sheer amount of semen dumped daily into Linda would have made her pregnant even if she was supposed to be McAdams's actual age and a natural pregnancy at 47 is supposed to be unlikely.
>>219039355what really ruined the movie for me was the blatant cgi boar. I felt like i was watching some jumanji type shit
>>219043680literally stolen directly from Triangle of Sadness. Have you no shame, Sam?
>>219040133at least her hair wasn't in a ponytail and she didn't have paint on her overalls
>>219050580I mean what IS that?
>>219039591i thought it was a dream sequence after she discovered the boat and was hoping it to be a dream sequence until the very end of the movie. a kid from highschool could have written a better script desu
>>219050535Ikr? You spend over an hour thinking its just a respectful "Misery" rip-off with a hint of ToS then the ending goes full ToS. Raimi has fallen hard
>>219039355It’s good mindless entertainment. Classic Raimi kino.
There was an hour and eighteen minutes cut from this film btw.
>>219053203Oh that's interestingI've never paid for a streaming service in my life, do most movies have deleted or extra scenes? Why don't the pirate groups release these?
>>219053581I think with most streaming services you don’t get shit. If you buy it on iTunes you sometimes (not always) get extras.
>>219050580There's a big gross mole on her face thoughever, and that's just as bad
>>219039355Too caricaturized. Didn't work for me
>>219039355>She's the boss now
>>219041962Yes, exactly why it's misandrist, evil female gets away with everything once again
>>219053947I always wonder, when women have similar features (or beauty spots and whatnot) if men subconsiously aim for that when coming on their face, like in that one ceramic-fly-in-urinals experiment
>>219054680don hater
